Every Bricklayer Ever... | Garn.

[@burniezarsoff4118]

My mate is a bricklayer and says "To be a good brickie, you just have to think like a brick."😂👍

[@jamaicanbobsledteam753]

lol "To understand the workings of the brick, you must become the brick!"

[@zenmonjoshin9996]

The brick whisperer..

[@jonnysupreme]

"He's beginning to believe"

[@writingonthewall3326]

This old bastard wog brickie I knew used to say 'you have to love the brick'

[@peterbaini8752]

That's deep

[@Vofoeki]

Cracking the glass over the bouncer's head was absolute physical comedy gold. Mad respect for this sketch, cranking the laughs up to 11.

[@fimdrums]

I'm still picking out the shards

[@jakecooper5855]

His comedy is heavily influenced by All Aussie Adventures

[@basillah7650]

You mean ice that was frozen in a glass still hurts though just don't have glass to pull out.

[@fimdrums]

@@basillah7650 It was a sugar bottle actually 👌 Looks much worse than it felt hah

[@housemana]

@@jakecooper5855 who cares?

[@ElMuchoMacho]

My running theory is that it takes a month to make a video because he gets a new job, gets three weeks in with them getting comfortable enough to let him make a video and then leaves after the fourth week after he's got enough footage lmfao

[@conspiracyisbad]

fr

[@DamoMartin]

i always wondered how he dose it, but I guess as a comedian in the business he can probably make connections? but this sounds better

[@raw1465]

@@DamoMartin you call the company owner ahead of time thats usually how these people get to do skits on site.

[@w_stanky]

He’s killin it on utube and rightly so they’d have to be close to living the life of utube by now if not it’s coming, well done boys!… This is North QLD comedy gold!..

[@UncleChopChop22]

nah reckon he's just slow....likely really slow.

[@spiesonmars]

Bricklayer: a machine that converts coffee and cigarettes into walls. Awesome vid! 👍

[@sog4646]

A comment i can stand behind. 👍

[@spaaggetii]

IDK, Never saw a brickie drink coffee, I've seen many a few drink a few slabs of VB whilst working. You see their perfect work, become wonkey as the day progresses, not a joke.

[@strops17]

only garn can fit so much comedy into four minutes

[@Crilic3]

WOAH that was four minutes. The amount of content made it feel like a movie!

[@numpty94]

The glassing on the bouncer out of nowhere followed by the mad dash sent me 🤣

[@seanryan2149]

Garn is the only guy to be able to make 4 minutes feel like half an hour, but in a good way, his misses must love that

[@GoodCallanGood]

I didn't spot a single bit of comedy. Any that was in there was plagiarized right from a Simpson's episode

[@emboe001]

4 minutes of cringe

[@doctorgoobie7329]

My father was a bricklayer, I grew up around these kind of people and this video isn't even a joke. Absolute animals.

[@samhiggs5155]

As a bricklayer, I would like to say that this is completely factual and exactly how we act

[@someoneelse1534]

Did ya get ya misses to type that?

[@cheqers2548]

no way you're bricklayer

[@prat4577]

No if it rains we don’t get paid

[@GoDxism]

Can't be completely factual if you're literate enough to write this.

[@putnamehereholdmadoodle]

Go cut me some 130s bro

[@godamid4889]

"But somebody's gotta be a concreter" 😂😂😂

[@GarnComedy]

feel like pure shit just wanna pull up in the commo listening to crazy frog... SUBSCRIBE!

[@cluckendip]

W-W-W-W-WHAT'S GOIN ON, ON

[@hussienchahal9854]

LETS DO THE CRAZY FROGGGG

[@XxaexxeaxX]

Best video ever XD

[@Zzudwa]

That awkward feeling when you actually do cruising around in you commo ute listening to all crazy frog relater shit Spotify can ever suggest and not even being a bricklayer -_-

[@Mizzleify]

Bouncers/security next? Waiting for one on chippies so I can bag out my carpenter mate

[@anxietyonline1947]

It's so strange, I'm a trades guy in Canada and I understood all of this entirely, accent/slang and all. I'm fairly sure that once Aussies and Canucks get to a certian point of drunkness, their slangs start to cross over perfectly.

[@moonboy5851]

Aussies and Canadians have a lot in common.

[@anxietyonline1947]

@@moonboy5851 a lot in Commonwealth

[@moonboy5851]

@@anxietyonline1947 lol good one 🫡

[@Asme1111-t8h]

The magic of beer.

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

When you think it's about shitting on bricklayes but it's actually about shitting on concreters

[@Dave-ss5pk]

My next door neighbor is a concreter and gets $400 for the day. If it rains half way through they still get the full days pay. I think they get paid so much because there back will be fucked before retirement 🤣🍻🤣🍻

[@glenbuyer8738]

Don’t tell Dave how much all the other trades get paid…..

[@lachychops2]

Look how stupid brickies are, and concreters are still too dense for that job

[@jamesrowlands8971]

@@Dave-ss5pk Fucking El Nino has me trying to figure out how to put a giant shade up over the formwork I'm going to build this summer.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

@@glenbuyer8738 it's pretty good money for a job that lets you drink 18 tinnies per shift

[@Mattznick]

I'm learning so much about Australia from this channel

[@iwishilivedinafreecountry5749]

This is the BEST of Australia, it doesn't show the other 90% of the population who are gutless, cowardly soft cocks.

[@dogguy8603]

Same, well this channel and Bluey

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Lol

[@michaelmartin9022]

This is more "tradesman culture", it's the same everywhere in the world. I teach English in Japan, and somebody in a group chat told us about a welding course that's taught in English. Seriously considering it... Can't wait to go back to the school I hated and tack their doors shut.

[@Classic626]

as a former brickies labourer this was incredible to watch

[@jimmyspiteria9371]

former degenerate ya mean.

[@baabaabaa2293]

Carn Jimmy, l laboured, got along with most scaffos!

[@bunyip4592]

How where you able to write this I thought brickies couldn't read or write

[@Roger__Wilco]

@@bunyip4592 Clearly moved on after achieving literacy.

[@paulieplayspoorly]

@@bunyip4592 They can't, the labourer does it all.

[@luken9263]

This is spot on. When I did it we did 25% bricklaying, 75% a combined down the pub because it rained a few drops for 15minutes or my boss fighting someone, in the pub/on-site or the mechanic fixing his jet ski/dirt bike/truck that week. The money went on beers and those bingo tickets, I don't know if they still do them.

[@cynicalpsycho5574]

Seriously mate your brother is a genius he should be writing Aussie sitcoms!

[@arroeducarlion4990]

theyd end up too realistic for tv

[@wowwhataworld.9590]

That's kind of exactly what he's doing. Broadcast TV is dead. Hallelujah

[@cynicalpsycho5574]

@@wowwhataworld.9590 I meant like a superwog thing, on his own, cast and plot, but to the masses who don't watch KZbin.

[@wowwhataworld.9590]

@@cynicalpsycho5574 Ah, I get ya. Not I superwog fan but I get the format you're proposing. Problem is then Garn would be at the behest of one of the small handful of global corporations that own almost every broadcast television station, with the exception of tax-payer funded stations like the ABC. If the ABC picked it up we'd end up with some pile of garbage resembling The Project and nobody wants that haha.

[@Danheron2]

That would truly be beautiful

[@bricksbyty]

As one of Australia's few bricklaying channels, I can confirm everything here is 110% accurate.

[@GarnComedy]

hello i actually watched several of your videos while writing this vid - keep it up mate! - declan

[@Shannonhikes]

Fuck bud where are you based to still get paid when not working? I know they don't in Townsville where Garn is

[@Whyyoineedahendle]

@@GarnComedy do garbos/ rubbish truck drivers

[@assassinlexx1993]

Just don't make fun of a bricky's wife. You will find out how sharp that trowel is.

[@perhapscoleiro3164]

How goods a Garn binge when Garn posts a new vid

[@liamhayward1083]

Literally what I was just doing

[@perhapscoleiro3164]

@@liamhayward1083 Just can't have one

[@coneill1578]

a new garn video is like the servo, and his other ones are the bay marie 👌👌🤣🤣 never there for just the fuel

[@mootheconqueror1965]

The Garn boys should do Chefs. No shortage of materiel for psychotic alcohol and drug induced behaviour

[@GenericaQwerty]

"fuuuuck, if he could read that, he would be pissed" 💀💀💀

[@henrikestensen3312]

Absolutely love this channel Aussie comedy at its finest mate

[@padtixx5441]

Comedy? This was a documentary

[@triplefried]

@@padtixx5441 legitimately informative and educational

[@djwrox94]

This is a Queensland Government Employment instruction video for the centreline tvs

[@henrikestensen3312]

Yep too right

[@HughRussell06]

If there was a garn video tier list, this would be S tier. Probably one of the best ones you guys have done

[@fed7435]

as an american being able to watch this immediately upon release, i am happy

[@empiresrikesfat]

Welcome to the Aussie culture

[@madworldsnight5528]

As a Canadian same here

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Give superwogs videos a look too if you like this

[@Girrrrrrrr]

Seriously!!!

[@wynstonsmyth6425]

And Sooshi Mango

[@tyb7519]

As a Canadian bricklayer I'm happy to see it's the same everywhere lol

[@eaglerider1826]

The summer of my junior year of high school I worked as a bricklayers helper . it was the hardest work I've ever done . If the bricklayer runs out of block or mortar they just stop working and yell " I need mud or I need block " . Then the big boss gets pissed at us for not working fast enough to keep them supplied . It's really tough when you are 3 or 4 scaffolds high . It did make a man out of me .

[@SSMAND001]

" half of them are meteorologist" 😂😂😂killed it bro !!

[@Heidska]

These videos are a rare treat, thanks for the content as always ❤️.

[@frankbeans5921]

Those crusty old, leather skinned, chain smoking, alcoholic brickies. God bless ‘‘em for building the houses we live in.

[@fadedsplash4080]

Haven’t even watched it and I know it’s going to be the thing that makes my day

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Haven't yet met a brickie who wasn't a chronic alcoholic who smoked 2 packs a day.... All while working 65 hour weeks

[@tally5k339]

This video couldn't have been complete without firing up the ol brickie's laptop for a few spins

[@s55558]

Getting into an all in brawl with the bouncers also a brickies favourite pastime

[@Bridgette1111]

Faultless in the detail & meticulous accuracy of the Aussie brickie 🤙😆🍻💯

[@boltaurelius376]

To a tee on a Brit brickie too. They're second to the roofers.

[@Me-xoxoz]

Did not see that Brickie tasting the cement mix coming .l almost choked on my tea😂😂

[@paulieplayspoorly]

How else are you supposed to know when the mud's ready?

[@Me-xoxoz]

@@paulieplayspoorly 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

[@forevernomad1766]

Mortar mix bud

[@Jack-kz4nb]

I love garn

[@pelago_]

Google translated this to “you love yarn” in English 😂

[@KatBatwings]

It was a blessing seeing some behind the scenes thanks to the pub staff 😂

[@asdigfhjewoihjxl]

Watching garn comedy, is gonna always be an instant mood lifter, guaranteed!!! Keep up the great work!!

[@TC-yx2ss]

Had a brickie mate years ago would do a slab a day while laying bricks then would drop by his home to get a six pack for his 3km drive to the pub after work.

[@coopermartin2700]

best part of my day seeing that garn has made another master peice 10 minutes ago

[@no1lieksu]

i'd totally watch a full ass show with this kind of humor

[@rocketknoxler6516]

Always a good day whenever Garn puts out a new video

[@kieleahar1012]

My mum has asked me to recommend you cover ‘Aldi’ workers haha😂. She LOVES you guys! Well done! You’ve made a woman with no sense of humour crack up and almost run us off the road hahaha😂

[@freddielloyd7918]

Always have an instant smile on my face when starting your videos

[@WoolyCow]

0:03 Review of 'Cremé de le Bricke' Taste: 4/10 Texture: 9/10 Mouthfeel: 3/10 Aftertaste: 5/10 Cost: Your dignity and any functionality of oesophagus Overall, would eat again. Solid 3 stars.

[@roach8473]

Mate I think this was the best one yet. The jab at concreters had me dying. Spent a few years slinging concrete and I gotta say i'm lucky I didnt come out of it with CTE from all of the fuckin headnocks the boys gave me to "get the brain juices flowing" Anyways im trying to become a sparky now wish me luck

[@David_P132]

Good luck.

[@iamdave84]

Good luck mate, especially if you're over 21. I gave up trying to get an electrical apprenticeship after a few years when a comms traineeship opportunity came up. Taking that was the best career decision I've made.

[@ElMuchoMacho]

Just binged every video on the channel and this comes out. Hell yeah

[@realkekz]

I loved this one, you guys put out pure gold, swear to God. Love from America

[@TheFlorisJ]

The breakable glassware added new depth to the comedy. Genius!

[@theendofmyropemydude]

All glassware is breakable if you try hard enough.

[@Pottan23]

@@theendofmyropemydude it's australia, that was probably regular glass

[@theendofmyropemydude]

@@Pottan23 in Canada we call it "bottling" someone, since it usually involves beer bottles.

[@trancemadmaz]

These videos are bringing back memories of my time working on building sites in Oz around 2016-17. These videos are hilarious and so Aussie

[@genericcommentarychannel5343]

Love it as usual. Just made me think of this guy I knew in Year 12 who kept telling the Teacher that he didn't need to learn anything, except the bricks behind him in the classroom we were in.

[@Andy-dy2mj]

If you're not from Australia, watch these videos to learn more about our culture than you could anywhere else. Comedic, yet so true.

[@GainingDespair]

Sitting in the hospital after surgery, this video has easily been the best part of my day. Ty

[@saulgoodman2071]

As an Aussie your videos are very accurate

[@meowsha]

My only problem with all this is there aren't enough videos and they don't go for long enough! Thanks for the laugh 🥰

[@GK-xe5nm]

garn just doesnt miss.

[@hockeycrusher10]

Bar far one of the best ones you have made mate!! Good on yah!

[@XM.00]

Love to see you guys keeping the grind up, keep going!

[@Aatell764]

Him pulling up absolutely hammered "Just let him do his thing"

[@wolfman82a]

Great, good old Aussie humour

[@RawiriG69]

As a concreter, I pissed myself laughing when the concreter part came up 😂

[@optimascrime5235]

These just keep getting funnier and funnier and always make my day

[@seanryan2149]

This video came out on the day I got signed up for an apprenticeship. Perfect video with perfect timing. Good on ya lads

[@alimfuzzy]

There was a show in the 80s where 7-8 yr old kids asked how different careers worked (butcher, doctor, pilot, etc). I remember the brick laying episode... they picked it up in 3 minutes... could of got a job straight after. Probably did.

[@mclarennoyes4288]

Once a month, garn gets his info working on every stereotypical Australian job doing it the Aussie way, can’t wait for next month

[@recker18]

Fucking hilarious. Cheers from a US Iron worker. Hope to see you cover that trade in the future

[@baabaabaa2293]

Called Steelfixing out here mate...lm sure he'll be onto it

[@sikswitch1334]

I deal with a lot of tradies and this is too true, lol

[@Rytonic69]

Funniest thing about this video is that most of this video is about them at the pub

[@deputycartman]

Always good to see a new upload. 👍🏻

[@malonembappe6509]

I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

[@jaysonturingan5507]

I’m here in australia now and this guy is so fun to watch. I hope to see more videos please :)

[@dmf1301]

How did this segue from being a lazy bricklayer to a bloke working really hard to scam his way into a pub to gamble? 🤣🤣

[@zahn_1244]

These videos are amazingly done! Keep up the goodwork

[@bigbird0993]

That glass smash on his head haha😅great vid been subscribed for a while now

[@harrisfrankou2368]

That as a bouncer is 99% how Aussie tradies are at end of year drinks parties. And when I was a Clothing Cutter. I asked for a payrise. "You're not a real Cutter till you've severed a finger mate! "

[@computer_toucher]

"sinkin' some piss" I love Australian slang, that one was new to me 🤣

[@MakoRuu]

Fucking just about died when he glassed the bouncer.

[@andrewneilson2378]

Who am I fucking kidding, stay here fuck ya got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@EliMakx]

The legends back 🎉

[@clonetrooper576]

you know when a video starts with YEAAAAA MATE you know its gonna be good

[@bradwebber3211]

Difference between a brick and a bricklayer, is the brick gets laid.

[@Joshbond.]

Amazing as always!

[@madmoo2658]

Only thing missing is saying the magic line "Brickies laptop"

[@lanceschaerer6875]

A bricklayers efficiency is directly tied to how close they are to an alcohol induced blackout!

[@Thalanir7]

I love how he is stacking bricks in the wrong orientation.

[@MrBradso]

Love the King of the Hill reference - absolute GOLD!

[@lucaweller3371]

Babe wake up, Garn posted a tradie pisstake again.

[@maxrockatanksyOG]

Not the Bricklaying i was thinking of, but entertained none the less

[@mrhopeful4354]

Great video as usual 😎

[@macdaddysteeze1659]

Checking the radar bom for rain was fucking hilarious.

[@nansatdefqon.1807]

Only thing I’d say he forgot to mention was the labourer fresh out of year 10 either making a batch of mud too wet or too dry or just dropping the barra all together

[@baabaabaa2293]

Yeah, there was no bastard yelling.. MUD...BRICK... KNOCK THAT SHIT UP! Every 10 secs!!

[@zechariahmosby4681]

One drop of rain then it's enough of knock of 😂😂

[@zarndurdevic1875]

te’s on the commy 😂

[@Cryptic-lf5zq]

the fact that a bricklayer can purchase AUTHENTIC TE37's amazes me

[@Sebnickolodeon]

Low key right been waiting for this video😂

[@NeXes42]

As a german carpenter I love to see that we all think that Bricklayers are alcoholics (or close too it)

[@LazzarrusLong]

0:28 Craftsmanship, mate. I love this vid.

[@awidepannus8735]

So you gonna make a TV series soon? Seems like you blokes could pull it off

[@laffo1980]

😭😭😭glassin’ c**ts. You done it again legend , one of your best . Keep up the good work

[@john_clevername]

Also leg tattoos nailed it

[@gavinmaxwell5348]

Do ‘every locksmith’ please roast us

[@metalmulisha129]

Got us brickies covered 😂

[@jonlejcar5306]

American here. Found your channel a week or two back and have blew through your videos. Keep up the good work buckaroo. Also please get on cold ones. That'd be a great video.

[@mootheconqueror1965]

watch the Dan Murphys one. Sinking piss all day

[@marcdaniels3350]

Welcome to Aussie humour...have you checked out Ozzyman, Isaac Butterfield or Cam Knight's BOTTLO? Humour drier than a cracker & dead funny