This gentleman and the African American comedian are excellent and talented. One does not have to curse every three seconds to be funny or do a bit. Well done.
@sirtango15 ай бұрын
True story, our pastor asked if anyone would like to come up and sing a song. Someone brought a lady with them and she got up and sang All My Exes Live In Texas! 😂A cappella of course!
@debschwindt46025 ай бұрын
😂
@fransousa78285 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jbugs62834 ай бұрын
Thanks for the belly laugh!
@prayingwifeandmama42514 ай бұрын
You win! Hilarious!🎉
@juliannelay2483 ай бұрын
When we pastored in Colorado years ago, a visitor got up and sang Achey Breaky Heart.
@marksnyder61206 ай бұрын
There was an elderly lady in my our small church choir years ago who sang terribly off key, but we loved her too much to tell her! 🙂
@Stacy13686 ай бұрын
That was very kind. You gave her a gift by allowing her to express herself without inhibition.
@cindynewman9025 ай бұрын
@@marksnyder6120 that might have been me…lol
@LAM-p6g5 ай бұрын
Our former pastor's wife used to sing really high. Especially,one congregational song we sang. She moved away to be near her family. She's 92. My former youth pastor and one of my friends husband sings this part she sang like her when we sing this song. We've gotten used to their shenanigans but our visiting evangelists and missionaries haven't. One of them asked who the ladies with the high voices were Everybody died laughing. He was so confused.
@joynkindness4 ай бұрын
Sang from her heart. Ephesians. Tone deaf, most likely. Knew a girl that was tone deaf years ago. She sang from her heart at church. M arr
@yestfmf4 ай бұрын
That is the very meaning of make a joyful noise unto the Lord. It is worship and I am sure that He likes it just fine. Worship in Spirit and in truth. The voice matters little after that.
@kathleenbeach48396 ай бұрын
After I married my husband, we visited his home town church. That week the worship leader was absent and since I was a worship leader, I was asked if I could lead the worship. This was back in the 80’s. Little did I know there was a precious little lady who sat on the front row and loved to sing. She had a very strong accent and an operatic voice. She loved to sing Vibrato (her voice vibrated between notes for those who are unfamiliar with the Latin word). The most memorable part of her singing was that she sang loud with gusto and was off key! I started leading the first song and she entered in with such enthusiasm that I nearly fell off my high heeled shoes! It kind of threw me for a loop and I had to catch up with the music. 😂. I loved that lady and it is one of my fondest memories. ❤
@Stacy13686 ай бұрын
It's beautiful how you just loved her for who she was & let her be joyful in her own way!
@kathleenbeach48396 ай бұрын
@@Stacy1368 thank you Stacy, I love people who are enthusiastic worshippers. My daughter-in-law’s cousin sings with total enthusiasm and sings off key. I try to sit by her every Sunday. I can just imagine that God is sitting on the throne with a twinkle in his eye looking at her adoringly. He sees the love.
@der_Allsehende_Seher5 ай бұрын
That was a tremolo, not vibrato.
@kathleenbeach48395 ай бұрын
@@der_Allsehende_Seher Thank you for the correction. I had a ministroke following an auto accident and I am still re-learning what I lost. So, I really appreciate you.
@der_Allsehende_Seher5 ай бұрын
@@kathleenbeach4839 I am a trained singer. I started out with a tremolo, and my teacher had me work on it for months to get a cleaner tone. Tremolos are wicked hard to get under control, and the wavering between pitches was beyond annoying when my voice teacher made me aware of it. I still have to watch out for bad habits in singing, so believe me, I understand. I hope your recovery is going well, and I thank you for your kind words😊
@Jennifer-bv8hr6 ай бұрын
"Will Smith will not be slapping me!"🤣🤣
@laurabaylessjohnson67496 ай бұрын
😂 "Don't let her get to 7!"
@kelliehorn10825 ай бұрын
My personal favorite 🤭
@tdww32764 ай бұрын
Our Mom was if I get to 3…when we were younger we thought she could only count to three
@patrickdarling95532 ай бұрын
😂
@PaulaBallard-r2w6 ай бұрын
Absolutely love your comedy. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thank you for helping us laugh. 😂
@karenking53574 ай бұрын
AMEN
@genaj675 ай бұрын
I have always been an animal fanatic and when I was about 7, I learned how to keep old ladies at bay. I had caught a little Garter snake and took it to church in it's mason jar house. She came up to me and asked how I was and before she had the chance, as a known cheek pincher, I pulled out my snake and said see what I caught! Well..... She passed out cold and I heard my Dad utter the dreaded words of "meet me in the bedroom when we get home". So safe to say, neither one of us came out of that one unscathed 😂😂
@smileyt75814 ай бұрын
This belongs in a stand-up routine!!!
@maryleibfried21043 ай бұрын
I'm a kinda old lady that used to catch garter snakes ,frogs, turtles insects when I was a kid, so I would have been delighted. 😄
@pattialexander50992 ай бұрын
Shades of Mississippi Squirrel Revival!! 😂😂
@genaj672 ай бұрын
@@maryleibfried2104 I have 5 kids and so far the 4 that are married, have blessed me with 10 Grands. I was a vet asst that helped my 3 vet friends in exchange for vet care. I had many exotic animals and numerous snakes, as well as domestic rescues and wildlife rehabs, so my little ones want stories, often lol. I plan to keep doing catch and release with my Grands, teaching them everything I know and make sure they keep the love of animals going for generations to come 👍🏻❤️. If only there were more out there, passing things down like the stuff I do, and not..... Well, I'll leave the fill in the blank up to you 😁🤔. Otherwise they might kick me off of here lol
@MamaJLW7 ай бұрын
“That’s the coolest part about being a Christian, man, is that everyone’s got their own different flavor. If you’re serving Jesus, you’re good with me, it doesn’t bother me at all.” Amen, brother. I wish we could all have that attitude.
@cmhughes80576 ай бұрын
Agreed
@donnahampton36327 ай бұрын
I live in Florida where he is giving this talk, but I was raised in Oklahoma, the state where he's talking about the tambourine lady being tazed. He is absolutely hilarious!
@angelagreen7786 ай бұрын
A woman in OK was tazed? Lol. I live here. Craxy is where u r!
@tcsa99616 ай бұрын
Ga, but am from OKC🙌so true!!
@monicawilson23036 ай бұрын
Ohmygosh. I’m an Okie too. Hilarious 😂😂
@melindagatewood68936 ай бұрын
Razed there also,lmao 🤣
@dolliemaesone6 ай бұрын
I’m here in Ok but never saw a lady tazed
@mnelson09136 ай бұрын
“Stay Ye on the beat!” 😂😂
@andrewshaw79985 ай бұрын
As a drummer and occasional praise band percussionist - every joyful noise is welcome... As long as it's on the beat! Haha
@daniellec.16362 ай бұрын
My favorite part!!! 😂😂😂
@michellek.57445 ай бұрын
We used to go to a Pentecostal church. They did an altar call and some people went up. A female pastor was praying for one of the women and kept trying to ease her back. She did this several times until they both went tumbling and the Pastor's shoe flew off 😆. One of my friends was sitting elsewhere and she was laughing so hard her friend next to her had to put a coat over her 🤣. Never a dull moment in that church 🤣.
@janesmith5312 ай бұрын
We had a lady named Mrs Rachel. Mom would sit me beside her while she went up and led congregational singing. The problem was that one never knew when Mrs Rachel would jump up and let out a shout!! IT WAS TERRIFYING!!! I tried to watch her for signs … you know … like …a pressure cooker has a jiggler!!! She always had a ladies cloth handkerchief in her hand, and when she’d shout, she’d wave it. That confused me because it seemed there was Victory in the shout, and surrender with white flag. Now, as an older lady myself, I understand that in surrender we win the Victory!!! And that reminds me of “one of” my mom’s favorite songs. Thanks for all you do…we need the laughter!! God Bless. 🙏🏻
@cindyamos4588Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Noledad776 ай бұрын
Cage-free drumming is where it's at 😂
@Starboard16 ай бұрын
“But stay ye on the beat”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Rosie_C6 ай бұрын
“But stay ye on the beat.” 🤣 I go to a lively church and you’re allowed to do pretty much whatever you want to praise the Lord, as long as it is in an appropriate manner and clearly not just pure flesh. But drawing attention to yourself and ignoring authority is over the line. 😳 The best story I’ve witnessed was my brother who jumped up to raise his hands and he sat back down so hard that he broke the old wooden pew. 😶 The pastor of that church we were visiting cautions him at the beginning of every service when we go back, to not break any more pews.
@denisetarabori5536 ай бұрын
We had a “ballerina” dancing in the spirit and a Whirling Dervish . I was so confused my first couple visits. I was raised Baptist
@Simple_Worship_Guitar4 ай бұрын
What’s a whirling dervish?
@harryevans53114 ай бұрын
@@Simple_Worship_GuitarSpinning quickly.
@Rebander15493 ай бұрын
@@Simple_Worship_Guitar a believer in God that worships him by spinning and spinning!
@mikemcconeghy46583 ай бұрын
Zapped and sprayed for tambourine? Oh, my. Good thing she didn't bust out the bagpipes.
@Simple_Worship_Guitar4 ай бұрын
😂 My wife would qualify as the tambourine lady. Our church band went to a gospel singing festival in North Carolina once. And we were the only white people there. We had a wonderful time worshipping with all the other bands and their families. We were listening to another band. They were black of course, so everybody was clapping along. One lady that sang in our group,looked over at my wife and said, “Honey stop that…you clap like a white woman.” 😂😂😂
@jenniferpotter96833 ай бұрын
That’s me! I clap like a whitey😂
@shsntalt272415 күн бұрын
@@jenniferpotter9683how does white woman clap? I’m Latino
@brothermarion82246 ай бұрын
I grew up in the Church of God, ( Headquarters in Cleveland, TN.) Pew jumping was an Olympic competition.... 😅
@charlabufkin9064 ай бұрын
...of Prophecy, me AND my Mama had a tambourine 😅
@pie25652 ай бұрын
Also of Prophecy. Precious memories of those worshipping and laughing with Jesus.
@thedude91995 ай бұрын
Tambourine lady. Opera voice lady. "yes Lawd" lady Big hat lady. "whew" guy (dry whistle sound)
@roselynn8167 ай бұрын
I'm the lady that's done the Jericho walks!😂😂
@kellysong225614 күн бұрын
This guy is fantastic 👏👏
@adamtomecko68176 ай бұрын
I never knew Christian comedy could be so funny! Then again, this is one of the first Christian comedy videos I've ever watched 🤔
@PaulaBallard-r2w6 ай бұрын
@@adamtomecko6817 they are out there, Christian comedians. This one is really good. Although he is nearing retirement, you might also check out Jeff Allen. And, although he wasn't solely a Christian comedian, but is a devout Christian, check out Bill Engvall. Also in retirement now, he is still active on youtube. His bit about almost got kicked out of church is funny. A lot of Christian comedians have a two pronged approach to comedy. The humor doesn't really change. But, the delivery kind of varies depending on whether their audience is church-based or secular-based and their agents make this clear to the comic when they book the gig...usually. Jeff Allen has an amusing sketch when his agent/manager failed to tell him which gig was which. 🤣 But, the bottom line is there are clean comedians out there and some are Christians. Even the ones who primarily perform in churches realize how far to take the comedy and what line, even in churches, not to cross. They are truly gifted and we are blessed because, even in church, it can be ok to laugh sometimes. 🤭 😇
@PaulaBallard-r2w6 ай бұрын
@@adamtomecko6817 also check out Jeff Allen.
@agilley82856 ай бұрын
Check out Tim Hawkins and Bob Smiley too! 😊
@adamtomecko68176 ай бұрын
@@agilley8285 Will do Brother 👊
@MathewWeaver736 ай бұрын
@@agilley8285I definitely will. Thanks.
@sj36joy7 ай бұрын
In the Assembly of God when I was little a lady would run around all the pews, then she would reach out and touch some of us. I did not want to be touched so I started sitting in the middle of the pews!
@leslietietz21896 ай бұрын
Duck duck goose😂
@Simple_Worship_Guitar4 ай бұрын
@@leslietietz2189😂😂😂
@wfcoaker13984 ай бұрын
Why would she do that? Wouldn't that interrupt the Liturgy?
@brendawood34293 ай бұрын
My sister and I would go with a friend to an Assembly of God church sometimes. When they had the altar call, we would leave through a side door, walk through a hallway to the pastor's house and eat dill pickles.🥴😁
@wfcoaker13983 ай бұрын
@@brendawood3429 My hometown was half Pentecostal. All us "unsaved" guys wanted a Pentecostal girlfriend. They weren't allowed to smoke, drink, swear, or dance, and they were totally repressed and horny af. And their parents were gone for hours on a Sunday night. And, at that age, you could get laid twice while her parents were doing their voodoo thing. I'm 62 now. I can't manage to do it twice in the same week these days. But I have my memories. Lol
@pamelag75536 ай бұрын
Lol! The Message Bible!🤣 But poor tambourine lady.😸
@timsmith25257 ай бұрын
This is one of Jonnie's best! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
@alenahawke4756 ай бұрын
Don't you just love church! I know I do! Thank youJesus!🙏❤️✝️
@mistydawnburke6 ай бұрын
Amen!
@alenahawke4756 ай бұрын
@@mistydawnburke Amen!🙏🥰✝️
@H17life2 ай бұрын
Glad we still have that old time ❤
@peggybenson21075 ай бұрын
As a 10 year old child who was raised in the Catholic church where the only movement was getting up and down on the kneeling benches and no one sang but the choir. My aunt took me to her childhood church way back in the hills of Kentucky. There were no pews, just wooden benches with no backs. In that day it was what was called a "holy roller" church. The lady in front of us got in the spirit and started rolling on the floor and under the bench. I jumped up and ran out of the church screaming. My aunt had to chase me down in the parking lot. I wouldn't go near a protestant church for years because I thought that they were all like that. Today I am a Methodist minister. No rolling in my church. lol
@jeangill118725 күн бұрын
I grew up in a Holy roller church and I loved it.
@earthling85857 ай бұрын
The first time I went to a Catholic church, I noticed they put babies and their parents in a soundproof room in the back. Why? In case the babies cried. Then the first time I went to a Baptist church I found myself at a party! Singing, dancing, babies could cry, whatever! It was wonderful! I was raised in a Lutheran church. It was all walks of life, babies could cry. I called it "The you're okay, I'm okay, we're in this together church". But, the best party was at the Baptist church, so I took my two small children. They had never seen anything like this either. They loved it too! I sent them to Bible school there after that. They didn't care if we were of any religion, they were loving and sweet and hilarious!
@marymorris68977 ай бұрын
Oh, wow. We had a Catholic priest here who said he could talk over any baby or child. No exclusion there. The best church I ever went to was a Baptist church. Lots of reverence for God. Also, if someone performed music badly, they would "forget" to ask them to perform again.
@Bethanybakery6 ай бұрын
🙄 Catholic churches don't put babies in boxes. Some of them have cry rooms that parents are welcome to use if they feel the need, but many Catholic churches have done away with those completely or use them as sensory rooms. Our motto is "if the church isn't crying, it's dying." We want those young families at Mass!
@ReginaJames-e5o6 ай бұрын
I've never seen anything like that in the Baptist church I grew up in. Sure would like to though.
@marymorris68976 ай бұрын
@@ReginaJames-e5o Oh, it was wonderful. They had Christ centered preaching every Sunday. Of note, they were a little different from their overseeing body, which tends to be too, too conservative.
@earthling85856 ай бұрын
@@Bethanybakery Not in my experience. No babies were in the pews. All churches are different. Depending on who is running the service.
@tessendicott6 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I needed after a rough day yesterday. 😂😂😂
@betsyclayton42975 ай бұрын
In the Message Bible 🤣🤣🤣 Love it.
@brandyromano6 ай бұрын
We did have a tambourine lady. That could not hear the beat. Wonderful lady, no rhythm. We did not taze her.
@mammaduck38636 ай бұрын
Regrets, I've had a few 🎶🎶🎶
@rosanne78046 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ArmyScoutMom6 ай бұрын
😅😂🤣🤣🤣
@ArmyScoutMom6 ай бұрын
@@mammaduck3863😂😂😂
@burtonrodman6 ай бұрын
we have a singer who has to do tambourine… mostly on time… mostly😢. then my MIL in the crowd is a strong alto, who likes to clap… she shouldn’t 😅
@patsyjeanflaharty53186 ай бұрын
Sounds like the Church of God of Prophecy. Been there, done that. Preachers kid. Mom was a runner. Dad was a pew jumper. Honest. Used to break out in hives before 2 week revivals. Scared to death as a kid.
@tammyhanlon30576 ай бұрын
Yep, I can see getting hives. Or running away from home, even. My friend went to an authentic snake handling church, she left home at 14 for some reason. Not a runaway, exactly, she went to live with family in "civilization" ( her word not mine) . He dad was weird but nice but her mom was a religious fanatic. I loved my friend then and until she died a few years ago, so I did visit her home frequently. Your comment made me remember how she would not, probably could not eat on Saturday and still suffered unpleasant intentional revolt against the environment.
@CarolynBuckler-k3c6 ай бұрын
I was raised in church of God of prophecy
@panda-et7ff5 ай бұрын
LMAO! The way you describe your parents...still smiling here
@claudettebigby59024 ай бұрын
Those revival preachers tried to scare us into heaven!!!I hated that!!!!
@CarolynBuckler-k3c4 ай бұрын
@@claudettebigby5902 we need more revivals like that today. Look at the world we live in now!
@noelpatrick50745 ай бұрын
Jonnie you definitely have the call of God to worship and to preach,,, everyone in that room was full of joy,,,, that's fellowship
@TamaraChaos5 ай бұрын
It's a one in a million chance that I will like a comedian and you sir, are so funny. We watched this short one another short one and a long one last night. So funny!
@JonnieW5 ай бұрын
Hey thanks a heap!!
@rediatenegash19013 ай бұрын
😂I love love love your comedy Jonnie your delivery and countenance is just phenomenally on point all the time !! … you’re too talented and deserve a Netflix special!!!.. your sister from Ethiopian orthodox Christian church also praising Jesus 😍🙌🏾
@badassunicorn53517 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂one of the best comedians!!
@bernardwilliamson22573 ай бұрын
I had heard protestant church services described as a pop concert and a pep talk! Now that they have added a great comedy act as well I might have to start going!😂
@suewiseley27246 ай бұрын
that was great! what a wonderful way to start my day!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JonnieW6 ай бұрын
Thanks, Sue!!
@jessiriba96446 ай бұрын
I thought we were going to peak at "farm to table drumming" but it was only the beginning 😂😂😂
@JonnieW6 ай бұрын
Haha thanks for watching!!
@lauraatkinson89206 ай бұрын
So true singing in high keys
@jadefire18146 ай бұрын
*NOT* the "Message" Bible!! 😂
@shaunaleessnackidies5 ай бұрын
I literally lol’d so hard at this! 😂
@tammygursky103212 күн бұрын
Omg! Exactly what I said too! There’s always one! 🤣
@penelopepitstop7624 ай бұрын
I’m non-denominational now, but I was baptized in a Pentecostal church and attended there for a while so I am familiar with some of their antics lol. And, I love the tambourine! 😊
@oekmama6 ай бұрын
But stay ye on the beat!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@wideawake56306 ай бұрын
He's brilliant!
@JonnieW6 ай бұрын
Aww thanks!
@faiththomas17496 ай бұрын
@@JonnieWI was born in a bapitcogistolic ( Baptist + apostolic + Methodist + Episcopalian + cogic ) church with a black grandma so I know something bout this
@johnniecurl22294 ай бұрын
I grew up in a nondenominational Pentecostal church where my Mammaw played the tambourine. Thanks for the memories.
@lovinglife60807 ай бұрын
😂love your comedy and your expressions you use God bless you Jonnie
@ronnie47964 ай бұрын
Just found you Jonnie! You’re amazing, love it!!
@4677-l5l5 ай бұрын
Saved in a Pentecostal church and now 41 years and 3 states later in a “somewhat normal” church😂 God is very patient with us… just imagine all of those “groups” singing at once in Heaven. It will be like a 3 ring circus. That was a joke. When we stand before the Throne we might just be speechless! ❤
@sarahkayhaines50746 ай бұрын
That’s from the amplified version, brother! 🤗😂
@wifeoftim6 ай бұрын
Back in the 80s I attended a church that had tambourine guy. His name was Basil and he was the nicest guy and he was actually quite good.
@elviamorales34515 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!😂
@spdycar135 ай бұрын
Stay ye on the beat. Amen!!!
@ashleykennedy28246 ай бұрын
My mom was the tambourine lady. 🤦🏼♀️😅
@JonnieW6 ай бұрын
It happens 😂
@christinecrow14106 ай бұрын
He's a gem. Loved it.
@HeidiRobinson-ft7vlАй бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@victorlim81055 ай бұрын
"it's in the message bible" 🤣🤣🤣
@CarrieHuddleston2 ай бұрын
You are such a wonderful comic. Good and clean! Thank you for sharing!
@LoisKing-y2j4 ай бұрын
TOO FUNNY...THANKS FOR SHARING
@JonnieW4 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@Maria-qn6fe6 ай бұрын
Hilarious! I needed to laugh,, thank you 💯💗✝️
@magdalenejackson5375Ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite bits. Please come to Indiana...
@user-mu7il1dd9w6 ай бұрын
This guy is soooo funny!
@stitchy_linn6 ай бұрын
I'd nevet heard of Jonnie W before tonight and man is he ever funny! 😂😂😂
@pamelacoons4640Ай бұрын
Funny clean comedy! Love it!
@JonnieWАй бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@tracyvarnes54635 ай бұрын
We all need to do some laps.......it would help us all.......
@StacyEdwards-rd3ot5 ай бұрын
We had a guy in church complain it was too loud every Sunday. He eventually bought some.ear muffs and continued to worship along!
@elnoradarby22092 ай бұрын
Stay ye on the beat😂😂😂
@casualobserver6206 ай бұрын
The thing about being a "Christian" comedian in a Church is that no matter what the material is, some people will laugh at it as a means of hospitality and relaxation, every Church has people like this.
@rev.karenandersonhardawayАй бұрын
Stay ye on the beat, lady!😂
@AccessN2Grace5 ай бұрын
Just wonderful set. So fresh and seriously funny. 🎉😂
@elaine33285 ай бұрын
Oh wow, funny and also what a beautiful accent too, I wonder if he will visit Ireland, I hope so 🙏 🇮🇪 🤗
@JonnieW5 ай бұрын
I hope so too!
@elaine33285 ай бұрын
@@JonnieW aw God bless you sir 🤗 🇮🇪
@UnderAttack-x1s3 ай бұрын
Oh no he's hilarious! I had a rough day and don't feel good, but this guy had me dying of laughter. (Thanks BTW)
@JerryCowley-g2q5 ай бұрын
" stayeth on the beat". 😂😂😂
@orangehornet574 ай бұрын
I've been in those churches too. One had the volume so loud it hurt my ears. Banners and tambourines can be distracting if in the wrong hands.
@staciecs772 ай бұрын
He’s darling 👏👏👏🙏✝️💜❣️❣️
@staciecs772 ай бұрын
Love from Pensacola ♥️💜💙💕❣️❣️
@Kevin-i6t5i5 ай бұрын
The runnin laps isn't just a pentecostal thing, I've seen it plenty in old fashioned Baptist churches. 👐
@elijahsanders3547Ай бұрын
This is funny! :D Thank You Jesus!
@DLM08266 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 3 new songs😂😂😂
@cindynewman9025 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs.
@gramma98262 ай бұрын
Always love watching your videos
@JonnieW2 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@laurelpowell54716 ай бұрын
You are soooo hilarious.
@RaquelNavas6 ай бұрын
I'm pentecostal 1:10
@forgivemore44882 ай бұрын
So funny!
@johnduffy65465 ай бұрын
You are a very funny man! Great performance.
@JasonJennings-b5u4 ай бұрын
There’s a reason the Lord picks ADHD people to preach the word 🤣🤣 we bring comedy into everything we do 🤣 I’m sorry I’d rather laugh through a situation than cry…during my grandpas funeral sure I cried but the funny memories took over and I couldn’t handle it anymore and everyone was like what has gotten into you…first things that came to mind was when he sent me to the store for 10 gallons of gas to dump on the brush pile to burn…and said and I quote…get me 10 gallons of gas cause that’s stuff burns slow…now remember that…very important for the story…and Dumps all 10 gallons on that pile and threw a match…y’all when I say he flew through the air 20 feet im not joking the only things that came to mind was I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky…then a tree stopped him…and it’s my fault cause he needed diesel not gas cause diesel burns slow…now who’s fault is it really 🤣
@patperrier45997 ай бұрын
Your tambourine lady might've been a visiting Episcopalian. (I am one, so...) There's a running joke that we don't know WHAT to do with a tambourine. They claim that the only reason I get away with playing it is because I came over from another denomination. LOL And thank you for that truth about church musicians (I'm one of those, too...) - but let's also blame the composers who put those songs in "mosquito notes."
@cheryllwaldrop97326 ай бұрын
When I was a child, I was told that the hymns were in such a high key because it made them easier for the piano player to play. Once I had music lessons, I realized that wasn't true. That many sharps or flats cannot possibly be the easiest arrangement for the pianist. Even if it was, there's only one pianist-- surely we're not just throwing all of the other congregants under the bus because some piano player prefers using only the black keys.
@cathykoch25824 ай бұрын
“ Mosquito notes” 😅
@davidhicks22205 ай бұрын
Excellent stuff. Love the comedic vision.
@judythompson82276 ай бұрын
In our local (small) church, during the service there would be a hymn or two put to music. One of the members was an old(er) lady, let's call her Martha, who had the lung power of a cooper's hawk and had no idea of how far off key she was. Ev-er. She was almost not singing the same hymn as the rest of the people...but what could you say? Marha, don't sing, you're deafening the preacher. Martha, could you just zip it?
@lauraatkinson892028 күн бұрын
He made a very good point, ‘it’s in the message bible’ totally different translation 😂