Who Had An Old School Mom? | Jonnie W.

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Jonnie W.

Jonnie W.

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@pamelas1002
@pamelas1002 5 ай бұрын
Proud Boomer here. Had an old school mom. Was an old school mom. Now an old school grandma! Ain't playing games! 😂
@ritchierich7757
@ritchierich7757 3 ай бұрын
Boomer. Thanks for screwing us all over. The great ME generation
@pamelas1002
@pamelas1002 3 ай бұрын
@@ritchierich7757 Awww bless your heart
@neesr13
@neesr13 5 ай бұрын
Refreshing to have a comic that does not need to swear to get laughs. Good set!
@starrystarrynight9822
@starrystarrynight9822 5 ай бұрын
That's because he has REAL talent--not like comedians who have to rely on making their jokes dirty or nasty to get any laughs.
@nmtumbleweed5320
@nmtumbleweed5320 4 ай бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy…
@melllyanna013
@melllyanna013 4 ай бұрын
I agree!!!
@cherimcdonald8107
@cherimcdonald8107 5 ай бұрын
Old school South Texas mom here ~ I had a large wooden spoon under my driver's seat and would pull off the road if my two choose not to control themselves. It took just one pop and we went on down the road. My son is now an E-5 in the Navy and my daughter is on the deans list at community college. Being a single mom, I feel you need a church family and boundaries to raise children who become successful, independent adults. Thank you for sharing ~ Love your channel!
@CamperEra
@CamperEra 5 ай бұрын
me too 👍🏼 Old home school Mom. How far south in Tx?
@JasonPowers-rw8rf
@JasonPowers-rw8rf 4 ай бұрын
Old school mom here! They still make us and I remember when my cousin's kid asked Mom why do you carry the spoon she said because it's like a magic wand I wave it around and you will do whatever I want to do. She had five boys she did not have time to be playing games
@kimcoats4532
@kimcoats4532 4 ай бұрын
Mee too. Kingsville ​@CamperEra
@cherimcdonald8107
@cherimcdonald8107 4 ай бұрын
@@CamperEra Corpus Christi ☺️
@KCL81_aw
@KCL81_aw 4 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂 I pulled my car over a time or two as well! They needed it! 😂But guess what…my 4 kids (now grown) know respect and are amazing & God fearing! Glory to Jesus! God Bless! 🙏❤️🇺🇸
@staxjackson1559
@staxjackson1559 4 ай бұрын
We have four kids from ages 8-13 (we adopted our kids through foster care, so we "started late"); and we joke with the helicopter parents that our kids living "their best Gen X life." It's funny to hear the other parents gasp when they hear from our kids how we parent. "You mean they make you stay outside and play in a large yard, or go to the park?" "You aren't allowed a phone without a job and a means to pay for it?" "You mean they tell you to rub dirt or take salt tablets when you're hurt?" "You mean they limit your screen time?" I'm not saying our way is better; it's just funny to hear how "out of touch" our kids are compared to the other kids. Here's to all of us who drank from water hoses, survived wooden spoons, and grew up the capability to slam phones and remember life with three tv channels 😂
@cjhoward409
@cjhoward409 4 ай бұрын
Amen 👍🏻✋🏻😂
@theriddlerUSA
@theriddlerUSA 4 ай бұрын
We also knew everybody's phone number if we forgot it we looked it up in the phone book. 😊
@leert2698
@leert2698 5 ай бұрын
Even other kids didn’t want to get “the look” from my mom. One guy said, “ she can scare you with that look “ ! We never wanted to hear, wait till your dad gets home. We not only respected our parents, we rarely did something stupid enough to be told, wait till your dad gets home. Parents need to remember, it’s our job to teach our children how to behave. It all starts at home. Have a great day everyone !
@KlingonPrincess
@KlingonPrincess 4 ай бұрын
Ha! I once had one of the crew at work say to the other, "Can't you see her eyes?" Back away slowly...
@cjhoward409
@cjhoward409 4 ай бұрын
My mom could kill you with just her look 😮
@lorisnyder89
@lorisnyder89 4 ай бұрын
As a Christian mom of grown boys, I love this! Hilarious! Can't wait to share it with my "boys."
@johnchandler1687
@johnchandler1687 4 ай бұрын
My grandmother, Edna, had 3 sons close in age. When 1 did wrong all 3 got spanked under the "you are your brother's keeper" theory. It worked well as they kept each other out of trouble. Until they died they always watched out for each other and gave assistance when needed.😊
@llamasugar5478
@llamasugar5478 5 ай бұрын
Kid: “I feel too sick for church” Old school mom: “Have you thrown up? You’re not that sick if you don’t throw up.” Kid: _throws up_ OSM: “Well, there now-don’t you feel better? Go get ready for church.”
@riggs20
@riggs20 4 ай бұрын
My Mom is 84 and still gives those kind of answers when I ask what she wants for her birthday! 😂
@birgittabirgersdatter8082
@birgittabirgersdatter8082 4 ай бұрын
Same with my mum. I’m 60 and my brother is 59. If we can’t get along by now, it is never going to happen.
@cjhoward409
@cjhoward409 4 ай бұрын
My dad was a baptist minister. My mom was the church pianist. And my brother and I were along for the ride. 😂
@JasonPowers-rw8rf
@JasonPowers-rw8rf 4 ай бұрын
Another Gen X rocks moment!❤❤❤
@hensonlaura
@hensonlaura 4 ай бұрын
Love your comedy. Thanks from Baja Sur. No tv down here in the sticks, & you are much appreciated.
@CindySchumacher-h2q
@CindySchumacher-h2q 5 ай бұрын
Raised in the South by an old school mom and we went to a Pentecostal church. Vacation Bible school was non negotiable. Usually she would tell our dad if we did something wrong but if you got her mad she would go to spanking. She would talk and hit like "I told you never FILL in the Blank with every word. Her other specialty was "Go get me a switch ". So you had to go get a good size but still skinny stick that she would whip you with. Usually involved lots of crying on our part.
@aprilselbo1822
@aprilselbo1822 5 ай бұрын
We got a leather belt.
@hensonlaura
@hensonlaura 4 ай бұрын
We got the switch, fly swatter, wooden spoon, leather belt, and "the board"! And my mother was the first person to ever hit me with a closed fist, lol. She was a hillbilly gal & did not fool around. But we learned to control ourselves & learned what accountability meant. I raise my children similarly and they are solid citizens. Somebody's gotta make up the slack for all the folks who were raised with participation trophies.
@jb6712
@jb6712 4 ай бұрын
I had not just an "old school mother," I had Old School Parents! Mom was a fearless disciplinarian, probably because she had had to help raise her six younger siblings, and she brooked no nonsense. By the time I turned 10, I had learned that the best way to avoid punishment of any kind was simply to do as I was told, so I did. My brothers, on the other hand....enough said. My sister, being the baby of the family, saw what her three older siblings did wrong, and she avoided doing 99% of it. Far from perfect, but she so rarely got punished, it was as if she was just a little visitor whose real parents banned any punishment of her at all!
@shellys.8748
@shellys.8748 4 ай бұрын
Love this I am A old school mom!
@itsmarieg5816
@itsmarieg5816 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂 thanks for keeping it clean
@sw6155
@sw6155 4 ай бұрын
Can I qualify as an old school mom at 40? Mine are all under 7 yo… I tell them, choose love not pain. If you don’t do what I ask the first time I ask you get punishment and punishment is a pain… So don’t choose pain… Works most of the time. Sometimes Inhave to count 1… 2… And before I say 3 they spring into action because it’s better than the alternative… But overall they’re very cooperative and will happily come to my aid when I call for them… I make them clean up after themselves. I have little portable vaccum cleaner in the kitchen… I got great kids, can’t complain… They’re little so they’re still learning to share and take turns, but overall they play well with each other… It’s great to see their bond…
@KCL81_aw
@KCL81_aw 4 ай бұрын
I love it! God Bless! 🙏❤️🇺🇸
@catholicfaithofmine2664
@catholicfaithofmine2664 4 ай бұрын
I grew up with the old school car that had swivel seats in the front that would do a 180. When my Mom said "If I have to turn this,seat around you are,all going to get it" We would sit quiet for the rest of the drive. 😂
@labab1048
@labab1048 4 ай бұрын
We did not play sick for church…or we couldn’t go out to play
@kimcoats4532
@kimcoats4532 4 ай бұрын
Had to pick the switch i was Goin get hit with😅
@jeaniecarlile1007
@jeaniecarlile1007 4 ай бұрын
First time Daddy told me to go cut a switch, I had no idea what I was cutting it for. I cut the biggest one I could find. Wish I hadn't!
@johnchandler1687
@johnchandler1687 4 ай бұрын
I still hate hedges. I cut them down at every house I've lived in for 55 years. They made those long thin switches that cut your legs when struck with them.
@pernicecartwright8420
@pernicecartwright8420 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤GREAT 😊😊
@mychinapig
@mychinapig 4 ай бұрын
Love ur show. Clean and funny!
@happyautumn3938
@happyautumn3938 4 ай бұрын
I used to ask my kids if they wanted their keys to fit in the door lock
@luckylady7542
@luckylady7542 5 ай бұрын
My Mom didn't have to deal with me and my 3 younger sisters. She just made a list and handed it to my Dad when he got home. Why we didn't tow the line is something I will never know.😂❤
@stephaniewood9608
@stephaniewood9608 4 ай бұрын
🗣. 🌪📢. 😂😂😂😂
@deblee3073
@deblee3073 4 ай бұрын
So true
@kellyford5903
@kellyford5903 5 ай бұрын
😎 Terrific! Thank you!! 🙏💕🇺🇸💕🙏
@mistiinseattle
@mistiinseattle 5 ай бұрын
Love good clean comedy. This boomer had an old school Mom lol... we went to the Baptist church. She definitely did not teach us that the Bible was something go be used as punishment though. thankfully.
@mickeyandres2651
@mickeyandres2651 4 ай бұрын
I’m an old school mom and to this day I just have to give a look and they both sit up….. They’re both in their 30’s…. You’re welcome society.
@chrisgustafson9342
@chrisgustafson9342 4 ай бұрын
One minute per year old time out or Bread Paddle with a hash mark for each use, no seat belt-no ride, do as I say or get out here. Slam your door-bye-bye door. Do extra chores without being told, reduced number of days grounded
@ldcj69
@ldcj69 4 ай бұрын
funny!!
@ColleenCZC
@ColleenCZC 4 ай бұрын
Funny!
@aprilselbo1822
@aprilselbo1822 5 ай бұрын
We got a leather belt on our bottoms. We knew what discipline and hard work was! I was brought up with a boomer and basically a super strict step dad.
@MsGnor
@MsGnor 4 ай бұрын
😂🥰❤
@TexasDonna-xu6fq
@TexasDonna-xu6fq 5 ай бұрын
LOL! I'm a PK!
@gracebergeron949
@gracebergeron949 4 ай бұрын
lol-where you going to live.
@tamt5846
@tamt5846 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sjet12
@sjet12 5 ай бұрын
Making light of the Holy things of God is very dangerous
@c4tpatriotwhitfield647
@c4tpatriotwhitfield647 5 ай бұрын
I was also raised in a Pentecostal Church in Rural Oklahoma!
@WrightDreamer
@WrightDreamer 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
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