EVERY Destiny 1 Campaign Today (the movie)

[@Th3Jez]

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[@SK4Madhi_Freal]

😁

[@jonnyrocket6171]

Imaging playing destiny 1 or 2. I’m already on 3 grinding my my god roll pali

[@dragonblade-go6pe]

Jez your amazing dude

[@VOidBoi-q7m]

Imagine playing any outdated games Im on d4 with the new romance options and making out with a pyramid

[@larryalexia8807]

Especially with the new season after over 100 days of the last one

[@JohnDoughJersey]

So funny how at 16:14 he tells Datto he has an idea for a new raid boss and you have to run circles around them, and someone just figured out that's how u keep Rhulk from moving around. Surround him and walk in a circle non-stop, Jez is psychic

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

Jeztrodamus confirmed. :D

[@Azkaban31]

That's the entire Nezarec mechanic!

[@deadgirlcentral]

@@Azkaban31 inb4 its the same for the witness final boss fight too ;-;

[@PacocaP-zc9hx]

Omg, I'm from the future, and all bosses in D3 are this mechanic. Also, D3 is subscription based but instead of $100 DLC, it's $30 a day. So save up!

[@Castitalus]

Have I watched the entire series already? Yes. Will I watch it again as one long video? Also yes.

[@josefzalusky7307]

Literally the same sentences popped into my head, and I appreciate that we share the same brain cell.

[@GbrBy]

Why did i read this with Th3Jez's voice in my head

[@zacharygroce4173]

We're all sharing the same brain cell 🤣

[@wellbornthrower596]

An the memories, god I miss d1 (sad yes, happy with the memories I made, hell yes 👍)

[@datboi874]

@@GbrBy same

[@ihaveanalias6104]

Wasn't expecting this notification this morning. A whole compilation version of the series is really nice.

[@ALittleLateLotusBlossom]

**Same page club**

[@dragonarmy2008]

22:42 The vibe/ambiance thing is this The vibe of the D1 tower is that is an ACTUAL tower. D2 we're squatting on part of the wall The ambiance is that D1 tower feels like a nice international Airport complete with food court, parks, shopping. D2 'tower' feels like a municipal airport that lost its funding 6 months ago

[@johnpaulcross424]

Hit the nail on the head

[@saverofthehumens]

They're bit busy charging us a week's salary for dungeon scale content, can't really refurbish *one* location overnight man! Hard work..

[@woahtransbeuponye1084]

@@saverofthehumens this is a genuine question, but aren't the dungeon keys or whatever they're called only 20-30 dollars? dgm, that's still a lot of money for a single dungeon (too much imo) but i wouldn't call that a week's salary.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@woahtransbeuponye1084 $20 for two dungeons. So $10 a dungeon. Idk who my man works for, but he's getting ripped off. $10 is less than an hour's work at minimum wage

[@kenny4200i]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 you know there’s only like 13 states with a minimum wage at 10 or higher right, most states are around 7.25-8.

[@roberttheronin9803]

Fun fact, due to Fallen being the first to Discover the Dark power, it being called Stasis makes perfect sense as they already had technology they called Stasis Mines and such so they merely called the power the same thing.

[@flagondragon1854]

But what about clovis?

[@lokilucario]

​@@flagondragon1854 you mean cluwuvis?

[@flagondragon1854]

@@lokilucario wat

[@AdminAbuse]

Where exactly is the fun fact?

[@GravitonLance]

The Fallen weren't the ones to discover the dark power, they didn't even use it, only in beyond light

[@esaevian]

"raid encounter when you run in circles and win" that's literally the gauntlet in levi.

[@YuriG03042]

but you don't kill a boss, which was what he stated. Eater of Worlds is the closest boss that would work like this, Scourge of the Past being a far second

[@SA12String]

Actually agree with you on Datto's early walkthroughs. Endless frustration with going to someone else's video to reference the first part of a quest from spawn, and THEN going to Datto's video for the rest of the locations. Also that crack about being 'old' and 55 and running 2 sensitivity? I'm 61 and I run 8, so get gud.

[@mcswisscheese3031]

see but the difference is he hasn't touched a controller in 4 years. he's only been playing mouse and keyboard, so he's rusty af.

[@Captain_Yata]

Absolute chad

[@spencermyers3964]

@@mcswisscheese3031 no excuse

[@chaseyounkin1748]

We all stand powerless against you, my lord.

[@lokilucario]

Imagine needing a video when you literally have a map.

[@halo3dia]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL, WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD, WHILE SHE LOOKED SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER, WHEN SHE SMILES!

[@gamechanger-455]

The vex breakdance moments outta nowhere actually had me dying

[@penguosk]

same

[@Captain_Yata]

Dude the music and the actions refused to leave my brain for at least a week after that episode

[@beans4097]

Drifter: "New Jez video on the field! Go look it in the eyes!"

[@trustx1619]

When Datto said what he was going to eat tonight and Danielle sounding like shes in either disbelif or is extactic about his answer LOL

[@malpaca]

The sleepy passive aggressive dead inside Jez is both scary and funny at the same time, D1 Tower/10

[@zachfromband]

i like how in the beginning jez comments on the "lone horn" the proceeds to show every brass instrument other than a french horn

[@mildlydazed9608]

Danielle ate 3/4 of a cookie, got some popcorn and came back to eat 1/3 of a cookie - Jez This is why Datto does the math

[@Noobzlikeu]

The math ain't mathing.

[@MythicalSLIM]

All I needed in life was a 1 hour full of Jez. I am all for it

[@good_muffin]

2:30 Funny Datto should say that. I only ever finished the stories and leveling on my titan in d1. So I restarted my hunter (it had some progress from a few years ago and I wanted an actual FRESH start) and I'm currently wandering through the beginning story missions and strikes as a brand new guardian.

[@irishbananamafia9728]

If every bad guy is a disciple of the witness then who is the witness a disciple of? The witness: “Hail lord Evokatus!”

[@siralpha6020]

The d1 jez saga, all in one video, what more could you ask for? Great stuff

[@LordOstrik]

The creaking while Jez tries to turn makes me laugh every time

[@edwinflores3265]

Hi Jez, I'm Edwin, a Literal Wallet that disguises myself in a body. Jez, yet again, have my rich daddy money for the funnies this gave me. I booted up D1 recently and no meme, D1 tower do be vibing at a Frequency Datto couldn't lol. Thanks for the Nostalgia trip, laughs and good vibes mah dude

[@miirico5398]

Jesus an hour long Jez compilation of D1 campaign! MY BODY IS FUCKING READY!!!

[@takendruid]

Raise your hand if you were there in d2 when you couldn’t get a sparrow until after finishing the red war campaign

[@radmanvito]

to this day, "type raids in the chat id you miss 1" is killing me, ive been laughing since the last time i watched this, send help please

[@Noobzlikeu]

Datto has exactly 3 jokes, and they're all incredibly funny.

[@drac5027]

this has been my favorite series ever!!! thank you for doing these

[@davidkeizer8278]

This is content milking in the purest form, and I'm here for it

[@GideonGrimmGaming]

5:30 the other tabs in the “browser” are peak comedy tbh.

[@senkubreadgod2727]

Gotta love how jez kept getting mad for not getting a hand cannon yet he can’t hit his shots

[@l0Archangel0I]

Having played D1 and still playing D2, I will never accept that Destiny one is better than destiny 2 in any aspect but one, the Music. While D2 has amazing music, something about D1 music just resonates with the soul lol with that said, to each their own, if you like D1 more that’s your opinion and I respect that.

[@venomoutrage1017]

D1 had better raids too IMO

[@me-lx2wt]

Imo d1 is better in more things than just one

[@venomoutrage1017]

@@me-lx2wt oh im completely with you honestly, raids are just my biggest issue with D2 especially Vow of the Symbol

[@jedimike7622]

D1 had some amazing weapon and armor designs that D2 can't quite match. And I think the D1 raids are much better also.

[@asawright9191]

The only thing that I wish that they would reintroduce from d1 into d2 is the strike exclusive loot, like what's the point of running strikes at all after you get your pinnacle? At least with d1 you could play the strikes with the potential of getting something different. Also I liked the raid armor better in d1, some of the raid armor in d1 is good, but most of it is ok at best.

[@TidalWavesLion]

Jez: talking about how the D1 tower has a better vibe/ambiance. Datto: Wants proof of Ambiance/vibe My guy... Like Danielle said, theres Ghosts flying around, there trees, dead ghosts, Greenery, more flags... I want to, ships flying around, PA announcements, less annoying NPCs, more lively (greenery, fish in the back pool area, crickets at night), weather effects etc. I'm with you on this one Jez Also: I just started getting into D1 and there are some things we take for granted in D2, not to mention you get to see how far the series has come. It's fun to compare small changes and place in various locations, like missing doors, or solid walls that had doors added in D2 etc.

[@dragonrider0079]

I still can't believe Jez would play the Last Array without the music lol

[@wolfpredatorX2]

The ogre being loud and dattos 2+2 thing killed me. Jez your great

[@ckhicks]

I’ve seen this so many times and still giggle through it every time

[@Sye_1337]

Editor, i would of LOVED to see this D1 vs D2 arguement, LITERALLY content Jeb dreams of poking at.

[@Psion_Phoenix]

At 1:00 if you listen very carefully, you can just hear Byf crying in disappointment.

[@nmbr1seattlefan]

What a mad lad, making a whole movie out of it. The content is good boyz

[@MrBe56]

🤣 that bit from the editor about the D1 v D2 argument had me in tears. Best joke to come of the entire stream.

[@quenchthirster1417]

The Super Smash Bros music at 11:40 DAMN

[@OnBrandRP]

When Jex ironically makes a good boss design. A servitor with a shield that has to be confused by rapidly spinning in order to break the shield.

[@axtheaxe7633]

I'm amazed that 3/4 of a cookie can be eaten, then during popcorn, the remaining 1/4 of cookie grew into a 1/3 of a cookie.

[@ImaginArt24]

i wish you guys had the whole recording i want to see this all

[@emmanuelrichards8105]

Hey Jez, actual legend. Keep up the comedy repping the pacific areas

[@theoldworldwarrior451]

Shout out to the beginning when jez uses like 4 or 5 different instruments and none of them end up being a French Horn

[@takendruid]

27:35 literally me looking back at my 2019 iron banner stats, constantly getting number 1 or top 3, and now I don’t even think I can play iron banner properly anymore because I haven’t played PvP in literally 4 years

[@superior_nobody07]

i like how jez showed every possible brass instruments, EXCEPT the one brass instrument thats acutally playing in the opening (the french horn). As a french horn player, you must pay for this grevious sin.

[@generalnawaki]

using Riven to wish Oryx away probably would have summoned the witness directly.

[@Alex-pq2fv]

Why? /srs

[@generalnawaki]

@@Alex-pq2fv His most able servant suddenly being moved by not the light but by something else probably would have made the witless...sorry witness very interested in finding out what has that kind of power.

[@garradbreeden7614]

Watching this for a 3rd time and I noticed that Jez doesn't change his gear and armor for an alarming length of time for the vid. My man has been wearing the same green gauntlets from d1 campaign to house of wolves lol 😂 love it, gigachad energy

[@chilli2801]

I've rewatched it 3 times already. Love this sooo much

[@chilli2801]

Bro more than 15 times wtf. I come here when I can’t sleep and feel anxious

[@casters5514]

just what i needed, an hour long Jez video. My day is made now.

[@lathomere512]

The Danielle eating "...3/4 of a cookie...then circle back to the remaining 1/3 cookie...". We share an anti-math spirit animal. (Though eating nachos with a fork...how Aus)

[@garretburrow]

It's been almost a decade, and that title screen music S T I L L gives me chills.

[@mickthick6170]

"We go down" sounds way cooler using the male characters

[@ulvkarlsson5854]

1 Million views for this masterpiece finally

[@tonerc.8191]

Lol Jez is actually right the only location videos I like are when they straight up show the full path from the landing zone all the way to the thing. Otherwise i get lost because I'm dumb

[@kerbslice923]

“Have you tried connecting the LAN cable.” Literally work in IT and that issue is a daily occurrence. 😂

[@Vis80842]

I like the Jez energy more than i’ll ever admit, such a genius brand.

[@prod-tkat]

“Like a beaver but less alpha.” -Datto 😂😂

[@reflex_scopes419]

Best title screen? Halo 3, Black Ops 2 Zombies and more, all better than D1's

[@TiakOSRS]

29:14 is that kwebbelkop?

[@g_h_o_u_l]

Great work mate, love from New South Wales 👍

[@Ponch126]

Literally someone complained earlier how it wasn’t worth the notification when Jez’s upload time is literally at 6 am for most Americans and like 7 pm for himself

[@gcaviner]

I have watched all the separate videos but still very much enjoyed watching this compilation, very nice

[@fantastic_calves5977]

I used Jez’s codes for sponsors and my life is changed. Not only am I #1 in the universe in Raid shadow legends, but my hairline is also popping off. What CAN’T Jez’s sponsors do.

[@Shnewbi]

As someone who also tried to follow dattos gold chest tutorial I also couldn’t find the chest from the instructions he gave, I spent a solid 30 minutes trying to figure out where he went It also baffles me how I did all of this solo and in elementary school

[@Spazzterz323]

"Count em" This is how you can tell Datto and Jez were made for each other lol

[@t0tz751]

“This is the greatest opening title screen ever” -Jez

[@systemverilog4727]

Your honor, a response to Jez's defense that D1 is better: D1 does not have mantle, therefore, D2 is better.

[@lyonheart501st]

the 30 FOV is nasty

[@Terry_the_maidenless]

If the crew was to sing misery x cpr datto would sing misery danielle would sing cpr jez would sing resses puffs

[@nightfury6966]

Bruh idk what the editor turned him into at 21:55 but im wheezing

[@shotmasta]

Nice and thanks that all parts are included

[@tigershark987]

i just finished rewatching these videos and then you upload this haha, guess i'm watching again

[@shadowRifter8440]

I love how I’m the beginning, him more the editor even get the instrument right. It is one thing

[@shadowRifter8440]

I love how, I’m the beginning, they got like, all the other instruments and not the horn, the literal only one playing

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

44:56 JEB & TRV being matchy matchy. Great moment.

[@prasanthkc6983]

32:13 Datto doesn't care what jez be saying.......Moment go bye bye! loil

[@coopercz2733]

Literally this literally video literally is literally amazing, literally.

[@GordanFreeman23]

I pledge that anytime Datto speaks in future Jez videos he has a ghost voice from now on

[@KKitsune15]

This video was unexpected but I'm am thankful cause now I have something to listen to while I tear off my own nuts playing gambit

[@spideyfan1024]

this video highlights Datto's bias towards D2

[@w.a.t.e.r.7123]

This video with all the campaigns makes me feel a Certain way

[@SmilTEA.]

14:10 I was the guy asking him to get Xur’s Tag and I’m still mad about it (him getting exotics this early would’ve been funny)

[@casartherandom3010]

Jez's voice with surround sound is so powerful for some reason.

[@matthewhobelman7227]

I literally cannot believe jez fell for the oldest taken phalanx trick in the book

[@ProfSir1]

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS PLAY SHARDS OF INFINITY TOO?!?!? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!

[@lordshaxx7229]

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER JEZ VIDEO

[@phantomgamer7249]

Jez you are the only KZbinr that I watch all the ads for so you get bank because you deserve it

[@Jason10101]

I love these videos keep them coming 🙂

[@captainstar7541]

Jez real laugh 18:04. Haha. It made me laugh. Datto really tickled him haha

[@narutrick105]

How am I now getting this notification one year later?? This is gold!

[@Heavenly_Heal]

4:27 that’s the start to the friendly guardian glitch!!

[@frezu9382]

The maturity levels in this video is through the roof

[@markt2609]

Petition to make all hand-cannons only have 4-5 shots each.

[@robert4598]

Destiny 1 felt like a mysterious and monster ridden world. The feel was way nicer. D2 feels like a laser dance party

[@mdub-lq7ez]

Facts

[@Captain_Yata]

We're just WAY too powerful in D2, basically everything needs a nerf

[@jasontemple9602]

every Brass instrument on the opening screen EXCEPT the one that was actually playing the music.

[@jacksonstubbs1959]

As a 7 year long band nerd, I too suffered at the sight of it

[@mattybes1]

Love the content my guy

[@eynon1579]

The equivalent of Destiny stand up comedy. GOLD!

[@seanaball24]

Thanks for this video

[@jonkapashesit3354]

LMAO "Boss is blinded" 30:14

[@oryxkingofchads2030]

48:25 my favorite part, and the only part people should watch