every guy with a vinyl record player

[@JohnJohnson-ej7qr]

The fact that it’s a briefcase record player makes it so much more accurate

[@metrosidian]

I have a briefcase player, I got it for Christmas s few years ago, when I have money I want a actually nice record player

[@brockdaman5207]

@@metrosidianthey scratch your records

[@testtester8704]

i have one that 30 years old or more it was my great grandmothers.

[@music_music_musik]

The shittiest record player type out there

[@Mixxo6]

@@brockdaman5207 I got one today. I’m broke so this is the best I can get. I’m hoping to get a better one eventually

[@austinhunt4260]

I once saw a hipster in a DC Starbucks listening to a Crosley with headphones. Almost made me give up vinyl.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Omg. I can see it

[@jburgos961]

Loooool

[@smallblock3505]

Ohhh noooooooooo

[@nurgle-j5n]

oh no!

[@SharonTateFan67]

That sounds like a hipster thing to say

[@Anzumma]

Trevor got a stereotype for every person and he does it so perfectly fr

[@realfarmer21]

Yur I make entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

[@khalilahd.]

No but seriously 😭

[@315prospectfilms6]

It's not a stereotype if it's always 100% accurate lol.

[@Anzumma]

@@realfarmer21 yessir just subbed

[@MrDreFrazier]

Cuz he is all these people

[@bendingriver7101]

It's even better because you're using a Crosley suitcase player. They're soooo bad for your records but they're literally the definition of "I'm a hipster who only listens to vinyl for the aesthetic and so people think I'm deep."

[@desertratedc9596]

Right!? This isn't far off from some of the hipsters I have seen around me. I been listening and collecting vinyl since middle school and my pride is my audio technica turntable and early 90s Kenwood audio system and if a friend came over with a Crosley or victrola suitcase player and tried to play one of my zeppelin or Beatles on it I would skin them alive.

[@Runeytunes]

@@desertratedc9596 ……I own a victrola, sorry lol 😭 also why would someone play the vinyls u payed for? I’d skin someone alive too for even suggesting that lmao (besides, B.Y.O.R , bring your own *damn* records) haha

[@rriotghoul]

All of my friends have the suitcase player. I feel so bad for the records. I have a Victrola but its not the suitcase one, its a replica of something. It might be clunky af but at least it doesnt shred my records and look like garbage.

[@tinkercrab11]

@@Runeytunes do yourself a favor and get an audio technica lp-60, they're relatively cheap and all you need is some speakers to plug em into

[@desertratedc9596]

@@Runeytunes well I did say my if my friends came over with a suitcase player key word being friend. I am not letting some random person play my records but I do visit other friends who collect vinyl and listen to theirs and they come and listen to mine. Only time I have had an issue with this was with an former friend who tried to switch my UK Apple press Beatles white album for a much less expensive Canadian Apple press while I wasn't looking. Sure they play the same thing but the UK pressing is 3X more valuable.

[@JohnDoe-vc5qb]

The 1975 line was too fuckin good.

[@EduardoOrlandoLizarragaGarcia]

Took me a minute to get it

[@ragernation7138]

The Strokes too?

[@Enja___]

Oh what the fuck, i just got it lmao

[@PussyCruiser]

I don't get it.

[@maxthedoglover]

@@PussyCruiser the 1975 is a band

[@josejalaeno73]

There are two types of record collectors: Those who call them “vinyls”; and those who profusely correct those who call them “vinyls”

[@sistah_fistahs_antichrist]

"Its not called a needle, dummy. Its a stylus."

[@SteelRiderCarl]

Even worse is calling your turntable or record player a "vinyl player"

[@joshshell210]

So many ppl call them vinyls I cringe inside idc

[@daniellogansa8101]

Calling them vinyl is even gross. They’re records.

[@Adnonnymous]

what's wrong with calling them vinyls?

[@Sunshine-eo2sp]

"Nothing like the fresh scent of never touching a woman". BRUH.

[@u_s_e_rname]

Omg im dead

[@MidnightTrepanationClub]

This hurts

[@thelonelytuba1972]

Relatable

[@Adyman182]

Gay people exist

[@unusue5982]

So good 😂

[@fromouterspace667]

The fact that it’s a crosley cruiser makes it wayyyy funnier

[@halonostalgiatheater7440]

I own a record player and this is disturbingly accurate

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGmzq3x6oL9ld6s Finally it's here *YES*

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

[@guidospace]

Thats what the video says

[@coltenjstasny2571]

bro i own one too and this hella true

[@Bert1986]

I got a outlet

[@conniep.8124]

As an archivist, the way he is handling that vinyl makes me want to cry.

[@dougmacmillan1712]

It's OK, it's Lady Gaga.

[@TheSilverPhoenix356]

Don’t worry it’s only lady gaga

[@frankstine1012]

​@@TheSilverPhoenix356but it's super underground XD

[@robo_cob]

I know NEVER TOUCH THE GROOVES!!!

[@federalisticnewyorkians4470]

That’s the point

[@kevinserrano7442]

Saw Trevor do a set at the comedy store recently. Literally non stop laughing. Gotta watch him live again!

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me brother

[@CareyOnShipmate]

@@realfarmer21 i aint gonna lie, bro, your shits kinda good

[@pdiddey]

Was supposed to see him in Tampa got blacked out and missed the show... Sad story

[@Daveyjokes]

Or listen to him on vinyl... ya know.

[@weabowoshi]

Big Kev

[@BokBarber]

"Records sound better than digital. It's a scientific fact." "Wait, not that one. It's got a scratch." "Not that one either. They used a poor master." "No, no, no. Somebody played that one with too much tracking force and the grooves are damaged." "No, not that one either. It was pressed at the Charleston plant. Everyone knows that the Indianapolis pressing sounds better." "That one would be good, but I accidentally touched the grooves so now it doesn't sound its best. Your ears deserve better." "Here. we can listen to this one Frank Sinatra album. Pop it on the Crosley and see how much better it sounds than digital."

[@DeathNight77]

NOOO NOT THE CROSLEY

[@drplank3301]

Accurate

[@sorysrgee]

Anyone who says vinyl is better is an idiot. It aint better its just different

[@BeanisBags]

I own a bunch of records, and the people that say it sounds better than other mediums are just lying to themselves.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

All of that just to play it on a suitcase player

[@syremintheflesh]

there’s two types of turntable owners. these ones, and people who actually care about their records. don’t get crosley cruisers, ever.

[@oliviersavard8676]

i started laughing as soon as i saw the crosley badge, i knew what was coming

[@supratuff]

Facts

[@jacobcourseymusic6414]

Or at least if you do, change the needle immediately. The plastic things that come on it will shred your records

[@redsector1608]

@@jacobcourseymusic6414 it also puts too much pressure on the record, which of course damages it. The head of the stylus is way to heavy

[@21idiots68]

Yah I really care

[@splitzerx570]

I bought and own a record player mainly because my mother owns (owned, I claimed them as my own) a lot of old vinyl records and I love it but the truth is that you are paying a lot more for a whole lot of inconvenience but a nice aesthetic. Also the main thing for me about owning vinyl records is it feels like I actually own the music as a physical possession

[@ruialexandre6197]

New vynils are crazy expensive.. they're for mature yuppies. I'm one but can't afford more than one record now an then. Second-hand though... But CDs also lets you own the media and are cheaper. For now, at least.

[@UnimpressedGoose]

My dad still swears that music sounds better on vinyl. He says it’s not as perfect sounding like cds n it makes the music more real

[@peugeoting]

@@UnimpressedGoose music does sound better on vinyl, it’s uncompressed (unlike Spotify or Apple Music), also people just like the whole crackly pop sound of it, even if you’re not a huge vinyl fan it’s one of the best ways to get high quality versions of songs (still expensive though!)

[@barrypeirson3710]

Sane here. What would I do with my Mom and Dads awesome record collection that molded who I am. Throw it away?

[@jburgos961]

I just like finding steals at thrift stores. And picking up new music I've never heard to see if I'm a fan of it

[@GHOSTLOVINGTOAST]

Rip all the audiophiles that died seeing someone touch the groves of a record.

[@commitfelonyfeline]

i was foaming at the mouth

[@Neojhun]

Nah Pitch Forks came out.

[@lukasg4807]

The top of the grooves don't contain the music anyways, and how the hell are you supposed to pick it up otherwise?

[@jamescollins6085]

@@lukasg4807 As I understand it, you're supposed to pick it up by the edges and/or the label. The aim is to subject the grooves to as little dirt as possible to avoid any unwanted noise.

[@travelllller]

I own few hundreds of records, I grew up with them. Touching the surface does literally nothing to a record. What makes them go bad is dust, heat, and too many plays on bad equipment.

[@TheAmazingMoose-Man]

As someone who is a vinyl enthusiast, I freaking love this so much🤣

[@lanafonseca5565]

You ever hear of hoobastank

[@samh488]

Same!😂

[@khalilahd.]

“Only thing I’m on arrest for is too many vibes…and tax Fraud” lmfaoooo also The glasses and Shacket are killing me 😭😭😭

[@firestarterri]

“I had a stroke!” “The Strokes?! Do you have them on vinyl?” 😂

[@markhannigan3851]

What I love about this is that it's not mocking vinyl lovers, but people who like the *idea* of being a vinyl lover and just get a shitty record player from Wal-Mart and only modern albums. lol

[@turntablethomas2584]

😂 so true! For the most idiotic quote in this video, it’s a tossup between “Urban(e) Outfitters is a mom and pop shop” and “You can’t get Harry Styles on Spotify”

[@jamisonprosser4842]

Nothing wrong with getting modern albums, it’s a preference in music taste. But yeah absolutely agree with the shitty record player lmao

[@LSqre]

@@jamisonprosser4842 The thing is, vibe is literally the only advantage to getting modern albums on Vinyl because they're still pressed from the same digital file. It won't be any different from a CD or mp3, but it'll definitely be way cooler and probably sound better than Spotify.

[@jamisonprosser4842]

@@LSqre At the end of the day it doesn’t matter what people do as it’s their own personal choice. I like modern albums better personally and love collecting them. But yeah, I can agree with what you said

[@Pepsidud32]

@@LSqre even if a vinyl is on a digital master it can still sound great just on the fact of it being on huge speakers instead of shitty headphones. There’s been many moments of me noticing new details on my favorite songs that I never heard before until I got the vinyl, even on digital masters.

[@ivanperez4627]

Vinyl are so popular but this is also me with my cassette player 😂

[@lovedeathdisco]

yooooo long live cassette tapes, sound esp awesome when you clean up a nice deck.

[@Roblecop]

Same lol I picked up a 1982 Teac V-4RX tapedeck and fell in love haha

[@doctorwhofan6340]

Lol same if people think the vinyl come back is an "underground" thing then we are like in the basement of comebacks or something.😂

[@thasinister]

Good cassettes aren't actually horrible. But it is the worst sounding media of the big physical 3. Simple as that.

[@dprice81]

Play em on my boom box cuzz its boomin😊

[@joshuakuoppala9625]

Grandma you don't shit about 1975! This guy just gets it sometimes. A real master of his craft.

[@slushii4230]

This man could make a video about people who drink lemonade and still get 4 minutes out of it.

[@LaughBoys]

I can relate my grandma was complaining about “her Shins” last dinner and I’m like “grandma you’ve never even heard ‘caring is creepy’ wtf”

[@moschopspaladin5894]

I'll take his word for this one. I still have a lot of records because I lived through the free record era, aka the 90s. They were free for the taking because everyone wanted CD's. Mornings on the way to school it wasn't uncommon to see a record collection by the curb.

[@majorramsey3k]

I love it when things are in that in-between stage... Old enough to be considered junk and yet not old enough to be considered cool and retro.

[@-__-Red-__-]

I love Trevor’s creativity with these XD Extra like for Cherdleys!

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me my g

[@thelazygamingtiger8443]

As a guy with a vinyl record player, I can say this is 100% accurate...especially the tax fraud.

[@johncongdon7398]

You express the Cali stereotypes better than anyone I've seen, keep up the great work Trevor! 😅😏

[@jackabm69]

how is this anyway related to one particular state in america?

[@WyvernRex2099]

Yeah he does it hella well

[@johncongdon7398]

@Jackabm I assume you're not American, most people would agree that like 75% of his solo skits are of a Cali Stereotype. If you're asking for real though I could list off several reasons why it's Cali oriented.

[@TheRealPandaMan10]

1:37 I highly appreciate the miku dakimakura in the background. Very cool

[@ineededsomekindaname]

"Don't mind me. I'll just set the tone... so you can bone." Lowkey a banger line lol.

[@jmedina2976]

As the biggest Strokes fan my circle of friends know, I saw that coming a mile away, but it still hurt.

[@mexicrispy501]

I would love to see a “dudes who are into hardcore” hahahaha

[@ColoradoStreaming]

We also need a 'Dudes that get their first Heritage Boots.'

[@niles8102]

Omfg yes

[@core_hobo2622]

"Dudes who are into metalcore"

[@CasperWidd]

I have been collecting vinyl records for over 10 years, this hurts in multiple ways

[@griffgrifterson4576]

so have I but you should see the humor in this

[@CasperWidd]

​@@griffgrifterson4576yeah ofcourse I see the humor in it. The answer was more like:"that hit hard"

[@Deactivated7372]

1:10 perfectly sums up my life so far 😢

[@miguelgibbs]

No issue there bc I’m gay

[@dalivanwyngarden3204]

Touching his records like this.. totally accurate for this type of human.

[@itstheguyfromthething]

"lady ga GA, yea shes kinda underground" bro- i- how is this so accurate

[@chromebull884]

I love how he used the worst kind of record player for this video

[@fatmonkey4382]

How does he do all of this so perfectly?!

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me g

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@realfarmer21 no bro fucking stop fr. Focus on making videos instead of advertising them. It’s lame asf

[@abagofrats2282]

You've just personally attacked about half of my entire family tree on a very deep and very personal level and I am here for it

[@king_hoodie_gamz_1749]

"You can just smell the CBD on it." One of the best lines yet.

[@thy45sguy90]

As a member of the vinyl community, I would like to formally congratulate you on the accuracy of the fine half of us, the other half (which uses stuff like preamps and receivers) isn't much better though lmao

[@barrypeirson3710]

What's wrong with a preamp? Lol jk

[@diegomccastrillon2933]

@@barrypeirson3710 listening to vinyls on crosleys doesn't count as vinyl enthusiast, those crappy things literally kills the quality...

[@AhDollar]

​@@barrypeirson3710i think it's more so how easy it is to be snobbish about having better equipment, the kind of attitude you see on audiophile forums and run a mile from because the high concentration of pretentiousness is too much

[@barrypeirson3710]

@@AhDollar yeah there are some snobs out there. I inherited my set up. i do think a better cartridge would help me out a little. But yeah some people are over the top.

[@barrypeirson3710]

@@diegomccastrillon2933 Yeah but I was talking about a legit pre amp lol

[@notsamuraidaydreamer8514]

As a proud Record player owner and vinyls collector i approve of this

[@mariabarrientos7690]

records**

[@mariabarrientos7690]

@@1molOfMoles thank you for your important "service"*

[@GrimmToast]

A framed picture of Neil Breen? This man has exquisite taste.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Best part is that it’s not even a good record player. They’re the gas station earbuds of record players

[@gabe_s_videos]

And this is why I only listen to music on cassette tapes.

[@majorramsey3k]

Gotta go 8-Track, man...

[@sirfizz6518]

This was the 1st thing on my feed as i walked in the door with my fresh haul of thrift vinyl and after watching the whole video it's absolutely certain that I'm definitely being personally attacked.

[@MELOFROMCUBA]

I would never put my records on a crosley tho.

[@owengreig1088]

I just bought a record player. Ohhhhh, dear, what have I done?

[@Amfneey]

This is actually comedy gold. I enjoy Vinyls myself, but there are people out there that think they know every song just because they owned or own a record player lol.

[@chestermarcol3831]

Before CD's nobody ever actually said vinyl. It was just records, or albums... And "double" albums were awesome because they made great rolling trays.

[@bigsanrio]

0:54 its funny cause she fell and had a stroke and their is a band called the strokes

[@JoeMama-ez4tp]

You don't say.

[@topdog3064]

No shit Sherlock

[@vinyleyezz]

I feel personally attacked 😂🤣

[@sothrothea]

Hi 👋

[@Michael_Valentine]

I feel like I know this vinyleyezz guy...

[@rjgreer7561]

“Grandma you don’t know shit about the 1975” ENDED ME

[@KuroHebi]

As a person who's really gotten into vinyl, I can see a lowlife hipster going for this kind of personality.

[@iza908]

this is my new favourite video of yours!! and i love the mention of Yellowcard too!!

[@keith9876]

In 2040 an Ipod touch is going to be the new hipster way to listen to music

[@fartgangtv9143]

2:32 in all fairness that really is a classic lol

[@UnimpressedGoose]

“You ever heard of Hoobastank”😂😂 That caught me off guard n I had a mini flashback to grade 7 lmfao

[@cybermexi-8100]

Flexing with the cheapest record player you can get. Very accurate

[@gallifreyanjedi1628]

As the vinyl dude in my circles, I feel personally called out by the Childish Gambino bits. I constantly be recommending him to my homies, as he's been my favorite artist since like 2010, and apparently I'm just being a parody of myself. This checks out.

[@abgamerx1183]

0:33 I KNEW ITTT THE VINYL WAS HARRY'S HOUSE VINYL IN THE TUMBNAIL!!!!

[@JohnEdmiston684]

Those neil breen posters in the background are wonderful

[@thelocalmusicaddict]

"I had a stroke!! The Strokes!? You have their vinyl!?" THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY, IM SPNNING MY STROKES VINYL RN 💀

[@billieshoemate4392]

digital was the peak of convenience. vinyl is the peak of experience.

[@mrnobodytheuser2950]

that experience being dust and skips.

[@_PuppetMaster86]

@@mrnobodytheuser2950 Not all records have dust or skip tf lol.

[@thecaretakersbrother]

seeing him handle those records like that put a sword thru my heart

[@Messiisthebest724]

I’m thinking of buying a record player now I’m reconsidering it 😂

[@NickyWaters]

The fact he's using a Crosley...

[@Scooboes]

Grandma: IM HAVIN A STROKE Trevor: The Strokes, u got their vinyls?

[@TheNinja94a]

See, this is why I got a direct-drive DJ turntable not long after getting the shitty $40 amazon player-not just because I make music, but because I'll give off old school hip hop producer vibes rather than hipster vibes

[@TheNinja94a]

It also helps that I'm black

[@imsocoolsome7884]

did this really have to get recommended to me immediately after i bought a record player?

[@atlashayes790]

Trevor’s wordplay is just unmatched! 😂🔥🔥

[@laurababyyy1]

The way he holds the records hurts my soul.

[@sylvieblahblahblah]

one time i bought a record and told a friend i hadn't listened to it on streaming yet cause "it's about the experience" 😭

[@carlosperezencinia2670]

I'm the same but with CD's. I just started a collection this year and I'm crazy about it!

[@ted_pritchard]

i just want to say that your fucking amazing at comedy i love your vids keep up the good work ❤❤❤❤

[@realfarmer21]

I make entertaining vids just like Trevor . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me g

[@spaceace8196]

More like people who own crosleys

[@sere-san_5876]

Okay but I love how the cat is biting the shit out of the record and Trevor tells it off but still doesn’t stop them😂😂😂 Also ARE WE EVER GONNA GET A CAT TOUR ISTG THERE R SO MANY CATS IN ALL OF YALLS VIDEOS

[@CandyHam]

"nothing like the fresh scent of never touching a woman" lmaaooooo

[@kx250fforlife]

Vinyls are awesome lol I got one years ago and my dad game me a bunch or his records he got in the 70's which made it more special. Plus they have used vinyl stores and you can find tons of OG records.

[@cookiescream5716]

Thats cool my first one was a young americans record by david bowie I got from a record thrift store, and I also just recently got my first turntable! (Audio technica)🤤 but i do wish my parents didnt throw theirs away. Would have been cool to also own

[@rotgobbler]

The Neil Breen poster in the background is haunting me.

[@NoobieDoo]

legend has it he is still looking for an outlet

[@MrCeciclio]

"Grandma you don't know shit about The 1975 " lmao

[@odinsudons]

The fact that it's a shitty Crosley only makes it better.

[@alexlos8499]

Vinyls have the best sound quality

[@maseultra]

I own a record player and I'm nothing like this. But I will admit I'll probably turn into this guy in like 5 years

[@pawTheVillain]

0:53 funniest thing i’ve seen all week, thank you bro 2:43 let it be was the first album i ever listened to btw

[@dennis_to_society]

as a vinyl colecter this is soooo true. pluse croslys are the worst on the market

[@Serrot304]

1:39 vinyl dude looks like a chump even to the guy with the anime girl body pillow cover on his wall

[@beaniebloob2009]

People with crosley record destroyers be like

[@mickdead]

The word is that he still has yet to find an outlet…

[@amihver]

Listening to the record player's "analogic" sound through a "digital" headset. Genius !

[@Pablud3S]

Digital headset? Are you sure?

[@amihver]

@@Pablud3S Any headset is making a digital approximation of a real sound. Exactly like a photo is just a pixel by pixel approximation of the real object on the photo

[@NickG123]

Through a digital amplifier in the turntable. LOL! Those croselys really are junk though....

[@essential993]

@@amihveryou realize you are actually wrong right

[@essential993]

@@amihver you really dont know the difference between a analog and digital electrical signal do you?

[@WhenBoredomStrikesPodcast]

If you own a Vinyl you most likely wipe your ass standing up… 😁🫶

[@soulrebel4life]

How did you know 😆 🤣

[@WhenBoredomStrikesPodcast]

@@soulrebel4life 😂😂😂 it’s very standard

[@mushroomhehe370]

then there's us CD collectors, the broke version of vinyl collectors

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

I recently got into vinyl. I love it so much. Haven't turned into this guy yet tho

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

@Rita Maid what

[@WC-tv7lk]

Man forgot to leave in the "I can't believe I never watched Freddie Mercury Live" people

[@hardikjain4306]

Bro I was more focused on the Miku poster at 1:48 lol

[@FoopyFlopster]

the neil breen poster really brings this all together

[@idontknow20404]

0:10 FilthyFrank Would Like to Talk to You

[@s89429]

omg i love the crosby record player, such a great touch

[@idontsmile666]

as a record collector myself you lose the hipster vibe when you upgrade from the crosley, and your bank account is being severely drained. i also lost it at the 1975 joke XD

[@NickG123]

Yeah, but it doesn't sound like an iPhone 4s is playing your records anymore 🤣. Those things are seriously crap.

[@cottony4dr]

Yeah I’ve been paying like $30 for each record I buy. It’s cool but it’s expensive

[@NickG123]

@@cottony4dr go to thrift shops. $3 a piece at my local place.

[@jamescollins6085]

@@NickG123 even when you plug the Cruiser into proper external speakers, it still sounds awful due to the terrible preamplifier design and cartridge used.

[@hobojoethefunnynumberfinde9409]

u havent lived till youve sat down durin a rainy afternoon w/ a Best of Classics IV record