Every Heist MONEY ranked WORST to BEST! (Payday 2)

[@f0xii]

Could I get a "Holy Shit" please, b33?

[@the_only_noob3533]

h o l y s h i t

[@b33croft]

H O L Y S H I T

[@TheDrunkMenace]

*H O L Y S H I T*

[@mustafazou3618]

@@b33croft HOLLYY SHIIT I NEVER CLICKED as FAST 😂😂✔️✔️

[@awesomealan12]

T I H S Y L O H

[@laziezt4973]

Alternate title: Rank Heist: Cash

[@b33croft]

Haha rank heist, I love it

[@NihilusRex]

I like that.

[@devyn.]

now im thinking what if there was a bank heist purely about stealing XP

[@GoodlyData86596]

@@devyn. might be just a vault full of meth ingredients and a meth cooking station if your talking about stealing exp

[@merserhomie]

@@devyn. that wouldn't be realistic though

[@smalltok4638]

Everyone's favorite money is money, but everyone knows that money isn't worth money. Smh.

[@b33croft]

it's a shame huh, heisting game and all that!

[@elang1702]

Laundering cost...

[@mainegameboy5670]

“Money is not worth a lot of money.” - Connor Shaw

[@mts9266]

@@mainegameboy5670 i was gonna type that fuck

[@utheemmely271]

A bag of money: 75.000 dollars A pile of meth: 100.000 dollars Huh

[@the_only_noob3533]

*when the Golden Grin Casino isnt filled with gold* Connor Shaw: *angy noises*

[@b33croft]

Lol oh really?

[@izaqui4478]

@@b33croft Yeah, I think he was a bit upset that it was called *Golden* Grin Casino, but had no *gold* on it

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

@@b33croft He also doesn't like money in general, because it isn't worth much if you look at the other more valuable loot like Coke and Paintings.

[@z3r0_35]

And to add insult to injury, unlike stuff like cocaine or meth, you can’t sprint while carrying cash.

[@KilIimanjar0]

“Money isn’t worth a lot of money.”

[@OliverIsanzi]

For the safe house raid, it’s actually possible to secure loot, just let the cops takes a bag from the pile.

[@alexanderd.1078]

Gues thats dnt work :/ or explain it

[@OliverIsanzi]

@@alexanderd.1078 it’s does, a cop goes to pick up a bag, which spawns on their back. It’s just like any other loot in a heist with cash, if you complete the mission with one on your back, you secure it.

[@alexanderd.1078]

@@OliverIsanzi dindt notice that but thx

[@b33croft]

Nice!

[@hassathunter2464]

Actually that doesn't work. Specifically for that heist even if you secure it on your back, you get no money.

[@adrianjsf]

I was like hold my underpants,where is Hotline Miami,there is it at the top. And yea Border crossing is sooooo profitable XD at least it has that in its favor.

[@b33croft]

Lol exactly mate!

[@krakkywakky863]

Everyone: *looking at the list* Me, an intellectual: *watching the hoxton breakout trailer in the background*

[@b33croft]

:)

[@Illousion7x27]

I'm rich

[@comradeskipper5232]

@@Illousion7x27 It's Payday fellas!

[@2kkl4wz]

​@@comradeskipper5232 I SAID IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFU- *Boom*

[@Vbolshinstve]

Me Watinig All Attachments From Worst To Best: Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh

[@b33croft]

haha might take a while!

[@FBI-hf1jm]

No point due to every attachment being unique due to certain builds

[@HummusBeirouti]

After that every laser hue and saturation possible

[@z3r0_35]

@@FBI-hf1jm You can narrow it down a bit since a lot of the attachments, particularly ones from older DLCs, don’t see any use due to being rendered obsolete by later additions.

[@americantoastman7296]

We all know its the competitors compensator, there is just no (oh no) competition

[@kots1822]

holy shit even 4-5 heist crime sprees dont pay that much money

[@b33croft]

yea for sure!

[@Nevadaskiies]

@@b33croft why did i read this in locke's voice

[@comradeskipper5232]

@@Nevadaskiies dude me too

[@viktorkarisik2015]

@@Nevadaskiies me too

[@Frontline_view_kaiser]

Crimesprees are useless in terms of money and exp

[@trashythedemon4867]

Hotline miami gets #1 Jacket: This is a good time to express gratitude

[@b33croft]

Haha

[@Lunaraia]

TECHNICALLY, Operation: Overdrill gets it with 46 mill XD

[@lazzatsapieva3375]

@@Lunaraia lol overdrill is good for farming money.

[@Epsilon889]

The effort this man goes through for these videos is insane.

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate! Glad you noticed :)

[@aseal9256]

All these years and you still make PD2 content mad respect for you bro

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate :)

[@PulzeDevel]

Well not anymore

[@alphachestnut]

the amount of effort that goes into these videos is insane, you're a legend

[@b33croft]

Thanks my friend :)

[@cocojambo6270]

You're gonna get real big when the payday 3 comes out. Great videos man, great to see that community still cares about this old game

[@b33croft]

appreciate you mate!

[@silvergaming3953]

Uhh....

[@ansomar]

so shacklethorne auction is the fastest stealth heist with a lot of money with no bags needed i wish money is useful in payday 2 :( I wish if they add more stuff for money maybe really cool decorations in the safe house for 100 billion?

[@b33croft]

yea, add a need for cash overkill! It's a heisting game!

[@cherryking9571]

Wdym you can burn your money which is a safe house decoration so you already have what you want :p

[@b33croft]

Lol only once and then one big bank ds and you’ve got too much cash again!

[@z3r0_35]

It’s useful for your first five Infamy ranks, but I agree that there needs to be more endgame content to spend money on, like safehouse decorations or perhaps some really, really expensive weapons that you need Infamy to unlock (maybe a man-portable version of the laser from Henry’s Rock?)

[@low-key5341]

Me, who enjoys bank heist stealth: The Community: liberal.

[@b33croft]

Haha yep

[@generalock3015]

i have a probably unreasonable suggestion every pager response ranked from least convincing to most convincing

[@b33croft]

Hmm interesting

[@greenuncle]

I played a lot of Payday 2 a few years back, now I don't all that often, but when I do I always find myself playing Hotline Miami. The heist is just so good just like the source itself. Never knew it was so profitable though. Also underpants

[@b33croft]

:)

[@steventurnick6588]

The hotline miami heist makes the cayo perico heist look like a corner store stick-up

[@b33croft]

Haha for sure

[@a.dafkat3929]

The United bank of M O N E Y

[@b33croft]

MONEY!

[@adam-ve3rd]

M O N E Y

[@nutofwisdom791]

hello there fellow russian badger fan

[@gadrycathadson1285]

C A S H

[@a.dafkat3929]

H E L L A B R E A D

[@christhiantrevisan8084]

For players like me that are starting to play the game now these ranking videos are very useful to know where get money and where level up

[@b33croft]

Yea I’m glad I can help

[@jaywalking0d]

on heat street if you open the trunk on the drivers car that crashed has a 25% chance to spawn loose m o n e y bundle

[@b33croft]

Nice!

[@joe_robloxgameing]

Damn the Underpants heist is really that good??? Man I wasted so many years not doing it!!!

[@b33croft]

Lol best heist!

[@ecbrd8478]

the panty raid

[@Bread-gv7du]

@@ecbrd8478 the panties street

[@plaguedoctor4411]

I like how number 69 has the number highlighted in red lmao

[@b33croft]

;)

[@santihimmel]

B33craft: ranking every heist money Me: **LAUGHS IN CRIMESPREE**

[@b33croft]

Lol crime spree broke cash in the game

[@aistebikeliene1565]

these videos are actually fun to watch and I actually learn things thanks!

[@b33croft]

Thank you!

[@MattCobra55]

Hey man, I'm not sure if you remember but I used to go on your live streams back in 2017 and I just got back into PayDay 2 and your build videos have really helped me get back into the game and it's nice to see you're still playing the game! Hope I get to catch one of your streams sometime soon.

[@b33croft]

I do remember you mate!!! Thanks so much. I’m still streaming in twitch too, so definitely stop by!

[@syaz._9157]

Thanks! I'll definitely be doing the top 10 heists Great work btw

[@kristindewitt5594]

Nobody: Not bain: Not even the medic dozer: Sydney: rickrolls the pager guy

[@b33croft]

Haha yesss

[@pardike.]

you know its gonna be a great video when it starts with hox breakout trailer, keep the videos coming!

[@b33croft]

thanks mate! Yea I loved the intro too lol

[@snakebeeter969]

Keep'em comin

[@ryanstadnick5231]

In all fairness you need to take into consideration the money to time ratio. Because time is money

[@b33croft]

Oh exactly! A lot of the high money heists take quite some time

[@VoltiXHD2]

@@b33croft Sorry i'm a bit late (Started payday 2 again after about 5 years of going afk) But hoxton Breakout is well worth it for the time spent IMO

[@anormalnekrakersy7628]

Hell yeah! You're the GOD of PayDay 2 KZbin! My favorite PayDay 2 boi ^^

[@anormalnekrakersy7628]

And im accualy waiting until you wont have any top lists left, and you'll need to make "Top 10 best laser colors for PayDay 2" 😂

[@b33croft]

Thanks so much mate

[@Midway_CV-41]

Underpants

[@b33croft]

best comment!

[@Smith_clips223]

Yes, great opinion thank you

[@falsecides]

I totally agree

[@augustogcasper3311]

Yes

[@that_boi_BK]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[@JakeCrossworth]

This is both helpful and just nice to watch for some reason, love it :)

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate :)

[@Borf1987]

imagine robbing a bank and getting less money from a random hotel and a abandoned building.

[@b33croft]

Haha exactly!

[@kristindewitt5594]

When you drill a safe and there's only a a half eaten price of toast:

[@awesomealan12]

It's always fun and informative to watch these videos, especially during work. I'm surprised at how much border crossing pays. I really need to play that heist sometime. It's always a pleasure seeing Hotline Miami so high in these lists, even if that damned helicopter made me change my underpants the first time it attacked me. Oh well, 6 bags of meth and more than a dozen bags of coke ain't nothing to scoff at!

[@b33croft]

Haha yes indeed mate! Thank you :)

[@Danymaster20]

Hoxton get kicked B33croft: H O L Y S H ❗ T

[@b33croft]

lol yep!

[@kiryuproduction134]

This is my type of video can’t wait to see best to worst weapons Is that happening?

[@b33croft]

it sure is mate!

[@kiryuproduction134]

b33croft hey I have a question what kind of pc parts do you have to run payday2 probably

[@levieverhart8640]

@@kiryuproduction134 not too bad. Decent graphics card, 4 GB of ram, really not too bad. Windows 7 works.

[@viktorbasa966]

I hope the next video will be about all of the achievements in the game and will have minimal time of 30 minutes :DDD btw great vids

[@b33croft]

Thanks my friend :)

[@MatrixOne500]

I wished there was a point to money. When they removed the cash cost of skills, I quit the game years ago; I just felt no point to playing.

[@b33croft]

Yea paying for skills just makes sense as does money meaning something in a heist game!

[@unrealpredator7678]

My are Stealing Christmas, Cook Off, Counterfeit, First World Bank, Undercover, Boiling Point, Watch Dogs, Brooklyn Bank, Golden Grin, Aftershock, Hoxton Breakout, Meltdown, Beneath The Mountain, Train Heist, Scarface Mansion, Big Oil, Firestarter, Biker Heist,

[@b33croft]

Nice mate

[@ArmanixLegend]

NEXT UP : Every fan ranked from WORST to BEST! 100k sub special!

[@b33croft]

Haha that may take a while!

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

When you watch so many b33croft videos that you can tell when the _h o l y s h i t_ drops

[@b33croft]

:)

[@simonfryza3775]

Nice video👍

[@b33croft]

thank you my friend!

[@soop1984]

@@b33croft for some reason I read that with Vlad’s voice

[@back8056]

I needed this! Thanks so much! You earn a subscriber!

[@b33croft]

appreciate you mate!

[@back8056]

@@b33croft no problem! I am new to payday and i am trying to learn how to play! This is one of the most helpful videos yet!

[@christiniakollar8397]

I get a lot of people are suggesting meme ones but in all seriousness I would like to see something like Ranking every shotgun worst to best Or something like Ranking every secondary worst to best

[@b33croft]

Doing that mate! Each category is the plan!

[@z3r0_35]

@@b33croft I figured you would eventually. The only issue I see is that what makes a weapon “good” depends on your build and what you want it to do (and some weapons that may seem deficient in loud builds compared to their contemporaries make up for it with high concealment that lend themselves to crit builds), but on the other hand, even with that in mind there are some weapons that are just objectively better than others.

[@Skulldozer46]

Actually you can let the cops bag the money in safe house raid and if you're carrying that money at the end of wave 3 it counts

[@F3yris]

Well , I know from experience that the stupid heigh crime sprees give the most money. And I also know that money is low key useless.

[@b33croft]

haha yes on both accounts!

[@F3yris]

@@b33croft I'm going to be honest with you, I couldn't spend all money on any of these accounts even if I tried . And I tried.

[@kristindewitt5594]

Dallas then named his yacht medic bag This is cannon.

[@SFH_Jenkins]

I like how the rank number 69 is red, while the others are white

[@b33croft]

;)

[@yigit246]

Nice video good work as usual ^-^

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate

[@pancicevaomorika5799]

Whats the max amount of meth that can be cooked on the first day of hotline miami? There is an achievement for cooking 6 and it unlocks some weapon mods, ive tried completing it but i can't find all the ingredients :|

[@b33croft]

I believe it’s 7 but they don’t always spawn, you get the extra ingredients from the crates in the basement of the motel

[@pancicevaomorika5799]

@@b33croft thanks!

[@hassathunter2464]

The *intended* max is 6. But due to 2 broken boxes the actual max is 8. Though you need some insane luck to trigger that one.

[@camera2178]

Cant believe a literal dream gives you more money than a total of four stores

[@johncearys7277]

I am waiting for PAYDAY3, and excidet that Finally PAYDAY3 is real 💪👑

[@b33croft]

yea super hyped too mate!

[@ИванНургазин-ь7и]

To be fair, there was a way to gain loot in Safehouse raid. You need'ed Police to take a bag, but then kill him and take this bug. This way you Will get money for saved bug

[@b33croft]

Yea, didn’t think that was relevant

[@zzwqx3608]

Finally some one do a vid about money😅

[@b33croft]

haha yes!

[@zzwqx3608]

Love ur vids can u make game plays?💜

[@zzwqx3608]

H O L L Y S H I T🤣🤣

[@Weirdo9494]

Believe it or not, there IS baggable loot in Safehouse Raid. It's the very money you're protecting from the cops. If any Swats steal bags of money from the pile, then having them on you or any fellow heisters when the mission ends adds it to your final payout as if you stole it from somewhere else. Because of that, you /technically/ get to carry out 4 bags of loot at maximum from the mission. It's a weird glitch but a neat one that I always try to keep in mind whenever I'm doing Safehouse Raid and the baddies manage to break a bag or two away from the main pile.

[@b33croft]

yea I think we already own it though, so it never counts as secured loot.... maybe I'm wrong

[@Weirdo9494]

​@@b33croft It's always counted it as secured for me? I'd always check the stats after doing this and see the extra bags secured, but maybe I'm the mistaken one. I dunno. I always just assumed the game just never expected you to secure loot this way since there wasn't an actual drop-off point for money and that this was just an oversight.

[@b33croft]

Yea maybe mate! I’ve learnt something today!!

[@RematodeRanger]

Me waiting for every gaige package pickup spawn location worst to best: 👁👄👁

[@b33croft]

Haha some maps have almost 30 locations!

[@realify4830]

Legend says he will reply twice in a row

[@b33croft]

there's truth in that!

[@realify4830]

@@b33croft at this point I'm waiting for the next video. Keep up the good work

[@Warthog_Sedan]

fun fact: In safe house raid if you pick up the bags after cops take them off the pile but dont leave and have them at the end they count for baggable loot

[@b33croft]

Yea didn’t add that one

[@FrostedFlakes1800]

*Laughs in overdrill*

[@b33croft]

Haha yea man, so much gold!

[@Jer_San]

Underpants Hotline Miami is one of favorites Heist to play on. Did not expected it to be ranked that high in $$$.

[@b33croft]

Yea same!

[@oblivion1030]

My favorite part is when he says “holy s**t”

[@b33croft]

Haha mine too

[@Phoenixcaptain46]

As soon as I hear that first now of This Is Our Time, I get pumped. My favorite song on the whole soundtrack. So damn good

[@IBJEWED]

All Masks From best to Worst

[@b33croft]

Will take me some time !

[@angelnavarro553]

For safehouse raid, you can get 4 bags max when the thing ends by letting 4 cops grab bags, but then killing them before they escape

[@b33croft]

Yea for sure, not great xp either

[@neongex7167]

Could I get a “ OH YEAH” please?

[@b33croft]

HUUUUH YEEEAAAHHH

[@yourlocalanimeprotagonist888]

Yooo finnally more new paday content

[@b33croft]

Yes!

[@AtlasNeos]

quick fix ace is better than painkillers ace *FAX*

[@b33croft]

Thanks fax

[@MesaGamer503]

San Martin Bank is the one heist you need to know "Silent Saw Trick" unless you want to spend a lot of time either picklocking or checking Sixth Sense for your saw.

[@ansomar]

4:04 RED 69

[@b33croft]

;)

[@vergil1383]

Nice👌

[@Zawanda_Obuyu]

Good vid, still waiting for worst to best weapons

[@b33croft]

Haha working on it

[@HardWorkingMan179]

🔥🔥🔥

[@b33croft]

thanks mate :)

[@s0me0neHere]

Was searching for this because have 100 level but still need that 80 millions to my first infamy. Good job!

[@b33croft]

Thanks mate!

[@kristindewitt5594]

Civs in a nutshell: Heavily armed man: I sleep Man wearing glasses:I CALL THE FUKIN MILTARY

[@lanxcapo7496]

border crossing isn't that big of a surprise, hotline miami might be high due to speed, but cooking it takes time, if you are just given 4 bags ready to go and even more loot bags than shadow raid, it's no wonder you get so much in a heist short enough to be ecm rushed

[@b33croft]

Yea agree mate

[@impmast3r]

Probably not entirely important, but you can actually get baggable loot in Safe House Raid. If you let the cops spawn 4 bags by grabbing them and make sure each player is carrying one at the end, it counts as bagged loot. I think that only pushes it up one rank though.

[@b33croft]

Nice mate!

[@RedTheHead]

It feels really easy to grind out money on cook off on very hard or overkill because both overkill and very hard are quite easy and your only worry is Bain not being able to read

[@b33croft]

Yea for sure mate!

[@Lightna]

Underpants I remember back when Overkill was just the high difficulty cap with no infamy being a thing, "holy shit" I'm old with this game. Rats on Overkill with all the money and exp I damn near shit myself back then. Oh those were the days.

[@b33croft]

I remember those too mate!

[@therealmicha1243]

Underpants! Nice list again :)

[@b33croft]

Thanks my friend!

[@phantomvulpe791]

Hotline Miami is always one of my favorite heists to grind for leveling up next to cook off and rats. If it's not the guns and coke, it will always be the meth.

[@b33croft]

Love it too mate!

[@alphachestnut]

you've probably already gotten a comment like this, but you can get loot in the safehouse raid the pinata in the downstairs area contains like $100,000+ when you break it

[@b33croft]

Yep, decided to not include that one

[@alphachestnut]

@@b33croft eh fair enough

[@lt.ocelot]

Number 1 was a really good surprise to see, had to change my underpants

[@b33croft]

Hahah same!

[@tuffhooper04]

Glad he is still uploading payday 2 content when many consider it to be dead

[@b33croft]

Yea, it’s only dead to those who don’t play it I guess. There were 47,000 players on crime net last night when I took the crime net video.... not that dead

[@simoswia]

Im pretty sure bags can be secured in Safehouse Raid. If you allow cops to grab a bag from the pile, you can secure it if you're carrying it by the end of the last wave, kinda like Mallcrasher. If you have a full crew by the end, you could then secure 4 bags worth of cash.

[@b33croft]

Sweet! Not good for money still I guess lol

[@averagedemographic8933]

On the 69th best heist, the number is in red as opposed to white. Good job Mr. B.

[@b33croft]

Haha thanks mate

[@Jhood13s]

I like how heist number 69 was the only one with a red number

[@b33croft]

Haha oh yea...!

[@jesmccoy26]

Not sure what other ranking videos you were planning on but i would love to see an all heists easiest to hardest video that would be cool

[@b33croft]

Yea, that’s a tricky one. I have it on my list though!

[@jesmccoy26]

@@b33croft That would be an interesting video, I guess you would have to take both loud and stealth into consideration

[@00FMklary]

Ok b33croft, you’ve managed to do a ranking video on every heist’s payout... Now time to do a video on: *“Every Prop ranked WORST to BEST! (Payday 2)”*

[@b33croft]

Ooh what would be first.... bread and cheese in the safe house!

[@l3ftie578]

shacklethorne auction is my favorite i just wish there was a per bag xp bonus i feel like you deserve it since taking out every artifact is a huge pain

[@b33croft]

I agree mate, same with golden grin

[@screamoduck]

7:55 my favorite part of the video

[@b33croft]

Haha yep!

[@cyrus9074]

Yeah, the only reason why I'm OK with Border Crossing because of that money. I just play it as weaker but at least more rewarding Shadow Raid. Sure I don't need the money but I love to see all the bundles in safe the house vault. Speaking of the safe house. Technically you can secure extra bags at the Safe House Raid. If you let the cops take a few bags and you finish the raid with those bags on your back the game will count them as extra secured bags.

[@b33croft]

Exactly mate!

[@mecisbuvelle4025]

10:17 Bomb: Forest Friend 1: Wait I can explain! Friend 2: You only took 15 minutes?!? Friend 3: 15? I took an hour with my crew Me: YOU GUYS FINISHED FOREST?????????

[@b33croft]

Lol congrats

[@danielchristie2519]

Hotline Miami is my favourite hiest and I'm not surprised it's up the top for most money making hiest, it's definitely can make you alot of money

[@b33croft]

great heist!

[@BlueInkAlchemy]

A great way to buy yourself some silken golden underpants.

[@b33croft]

Haha perfect purchase!

[@AiluridaeAureus]

I agree past a certain point cash becomes pointless, but *_fuck, for some reason unlocking things is so addicting._*

[@b33croft]

Haha I agree!

[@OXYMORON69420]

You recommended this video to me after i commented on another and this was months ago finally watched it and i agree that hotline Miami is the best heist and also one more thing underpants

[@kristindewitt5594]

Nobody: Not jimmy: Not even hector: Vlad: gO sTeAl SoMe LiVe NuClEaR wArHeAdS wHiLe CoPs ShOoT At YoU wHaT cOuLd Go WrOnG

[@facemcshooty6602]

Border cristals, having shitloads of ingredients but not being infinite: my time has come

[@b33croft]

Lol yea just like cook off and the other ones