Every Hipster in Portland - John Crist

"Voodoo Donuts? Too mainstream." John Crist and Dustin Nickerson are every hipster in Portland! Also featuring Aaron Chewning!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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[@geekymetalhead5112]

This isn't a parody, this is just basically a short documentary.

[@jawuzie]

"I have a dog but he actually identifies as a cat." 👌🏾

[@VlogEpicness]

In Portland the nicest dressed people are homeless.

[@CaseyJamesOrr]

Sadly I'm stuck in this city for now but he hit the true realities of people here. TRUST ME. This is no over exaggeration. That was pure accuracy. Well done.

[@DuncanSmith]

“I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂

[@liamdesemple4245]

As a Portland born and raised person, I am both simultaneously amused and offended. That is how you know someone is a good comedian.

[@mrgallbladder]

I eat Dunkin donuts, but, like, ironically.

[@cdrogers87]

"Construction is destruction" LOL Meanwhile in Starbucks...

[@philipg8283]

I'm reading a blog about the evils of corporate America... Is that the new iPhone... Yeah it's incredible.

[@delennhollander]

Born and raised in Portland, and this is way too accurate! All of these hipsters protest all day and then retreat to their $2000 a mont studio apartment in the pearl, or a 4 bedroom house shared with 10 other people. So glad I'm moving in 2 weeks.

[@tabbyrh978]

"I just wish I could live in a Mason jar."

[@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore]

“Vintage thrift store for $72”....

[@markamarok6822]

I'm an Oregonian and this is painfully accurate, the only thing that's missing is giant unkempt beards or some kind of old timey douchey waxed mustache.

[@TheVisionaryArtist]

“I don’t drink coffee anymore it’s too mainstream, I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂💀

[@e.m.bixsby3387]

I've lived in Portland all my life, and I can say this is 100% accurate. You couldn't have nailed it more. 🤣

[@doitsumania660]

I live in Portland and omg!! It is truer than you think

[@zaclarson4569]

I actually live in Portland and I have to say...only 65% of the people are like that. But it is very accurate.

[@mercurialpierrot7073]

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[@fizzyracks6052]

"Portland timbers is propaganda for deforestation" Lmao This Had Me DEAD.

[@marcelamunoz6051]

"I'm honestly thinking about not wearing shoes anymore." PREACH JOHN!!!🙌🙏