Every NCAA Bracket Strategy

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CAST
Grant O'Brien
Katie Marovitch
Cynthia Kao
Mike Trapp
Siobhan Thompson
Zac Oyama
CREW
Director - Leann Bowen
Producer - Pamela Robison
Writer - Grant O'Brien
Cinematography - Julia Swain
Editor - Evan Watkins
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Coordinator - Shane Crown
1st Assistant Camera / DIT - Ana Flores
Gaffer - Trey Betts
Key Grip - Kevin Mayorga
Swing Grip - Riley Prichard
Production Sound - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
VFX Artist - Sabrina Curry
Post Production Manager - Evan Watkins
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Assistant Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Assistant Production Accountant - Giles Moffett
Production Assistant - Taylor Dombek
Intern - Grace Earley

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

"I don't give a shit. You can shit in my hand and I wouldn't give your own shit back to you. That's how little of a shit I give." I'm fucking dead.

[@hindigente]

It's quite impressive how you can practice necrophilia while typing.

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

+Felipe Hindi :'D You're funny! I love those kinds of jokes

[@bryancrowe91]

You forgot the favorite color strategy.

[@gmoore6129]

This is a good year for blue lovers.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

That coupled with the best mascot/logo strategy..

[@awnaw5529]

Bryan Crowe *colour

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Color without the "u" is the correct spelling in America.

[@JonesCrimson]

If you think about it, picking only red teams gives you a statistical advantage of one hitting the final four.

[@1manorgy]

Trapp has the best words and therefore the best strategy.

[@jonathanross149]

No fair, Trapp always has the best words. At least until Brennan shows up.

[@joeking5917]

Grant: Hearing Katie: smell Cynthia: touch (feel) Trapp: taste Siobhan: sight Zac: 6th sense

[@JgHaverty]

how did I miss this???

[@springgreenfairy1383]

idk man it was pretty obvious

[@JgHaverty]

well it is now lol

[@CardinalKid87]

I sense that they all lost those brackets :D

[@TCt83067695]

wow they really put a lot into their sketch

[@johnhart5523]

"I looked it up, and those are two different schools. Boom." I died

[@kingofbunga]

I fill out my bracket based off which mascot (or army of mascots) would win in a fight

[@hydqjuliilq27]

kingofbunga you got that from the Cleveland show

[@Shug0]

Cleveland junior? is that you?

[@aaronl22]

kingofbunga +

[@linguineboy69]

You got that straight from the Cleveland show

[@maninthetrenchcoat5603]

Evan Griffin Didn't we all?

[@CameronBaba]

"why? because i'm no _fucking_ fun." I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@jamesthompson6765]

"It's making my mouth wet like a pussy" I'm fucking dying xD

[@stephenchin2178]

Lmao

[@udtheaesir]

Brilliant remark ever!

[@angellincoln8763]

James Thompson It made me cringe a bit

[@EYEcon8_]

James Thompson I read this as Trapp said that

[@ixJcDubbxi]

Sounds like something Stifler would say from "American Pie"

[@bloonstowerdefender]

Hahaha Trapp. "You could shit in my hand and I wouldn't give it back to you. That's how little a shit I give".

[@IzaTRex]

Put it on a shirt!!!

[@rixisx1500]

Trapp killed this 😂😂

[@muckbangcentral5943]

Rixis X like he killed pat

[@leonchristou1702]

XD

[@inexorable7193]

He did

[@isaiahjoseph2807]

Its all the background noise

[@TCt83067695]

@@muckbangcentral5943 "allegedly"

[@maxwellhammond1078]

I made one bracket, picked SF Austin, Hawaii, Yale, Gonzaga, and Northern Iowa, based entirely on nothing, no stats, no knowledge of college basketball, and I'm winning in a pool of 25 people. The more you know about basketball, the worse you do.

[@babyjoker707]

The strategy most known is probably the strategy where you pick the mascot that would eat the other

[@ASMRJonie]

"I pick teams I might have hear of once" hehehe

[@zachary9385]

nice vids

[@yyny0]

+Whisper Latina ASMR * Serious voice *

[@j.m.exline633]

I've heard Bosh went to Georgia Tech, and he's good, so their good.

[@lucasg6703]

ASMR Jonie heard*

[@nettart4924]

That’s me!

[@SoopaBlitz]

No seriously, how did no one die of laughter when Trapp said that?

[@DJ_Pyrodox]

Grant: Actually trying Katy: Picks random teams Cynthia: Cheats Mike: Wants a quick laugh Siobhan: *ALPHABET* Zack: **THE SOUR SPORT**

[@jorgelujan9942]

I just realized Siobhan's head and face remind me a lot of Tweety Bird.

[@superfly2535]

Can't unsee.

[@jerryzambrano8202]

OH MY GOD. I couldn't name what it was, you just opened my eyes though. Can't unsee.

[@omarofuae]

Wow

[@sunnydays405]

Okay props to collegehumor. This was a funny video.

[@appleofdoom]

took them long enough

[@markusbahner4566]

+sunny im not happy, this is kind of a rip off of dormtainments latest video

[@The5thelemnt]

One of the better ones lately.

[@EEYore-py1bf]

+Tatsuki Otsuka I miss Jake and Amir 😥

[@reljacabarkapa363]

+1

[@mature111ster]

When you're that one person who doesn't know what a sports bracket is.

[@K0nr4d_]

IKR

[@phillipisayev1273]

During the NCAA basketball playoffs, people basically gamble on who's going to beat who etc

[@mature111ster]

+Phillip Isayev is it common for companies to host these polls?

[@mature111ster]

+The Fear CollegeHumor is a company and Grant is going around asking his co-workers to takes their bets.

[@TheFearCreepypasta]

Tony McLean Eh... cool.

[@Christian-nm2je]

LOL don't pick Alabama.

[@noahdejesus5601]

We aren't even in it this year

[@Christian-nm2je]

Exactly.

[@joshpark3820]

Lol you replied to your own comment.

[@Christian-nm2je]

The comment I replied to has been deleted.

[@fruitbythefoote]

That buzzer-beater you guys just had against A&M was pretty sick.

[@captainbirch9835]

Plot twist : they all accidentally choose the exact same bracket and all win

[@SkeeterMakesGames]

You missed two people. The one who picks the team with the best jersey's and the best cheerleaders.

[@davidsolecki4782]

And the guy who picks based on seeding

[@weckar]

And the person who has no idea what's going on but doesn't want to be left out.

[@miloweiss5201]

And the guy who roots for teams where the person grew up or went to college

[@kelseystrang8442]

I use the same strategy as Katie, works every time

[@Tazer0]

@2:35 "I wouldn't even give your shit back" killed me

[@damienp6375]

So... who just realized now that they all start their monologues with one of the 5 senses plus intuition ?

[@dunkboy101xd5]

Damien P i did

[@kazookid6113]

It's the editor in me :p

[@extremesubtlety]

Zac’s is the sixth sense

[@iamskippy]

@@extremesubtlety When Zac wins: *I see* _slightly_ *POOR PEOPLE*

[@peterwalker6475]

"Do you see that. I see cash and its like the face of GOD" best line

[@basketanand]

Zac Oyama has that Will Ferrel quality: you look at him, and something about him just makes you want to laugh. He's already got the first laugh just by the camera pointing at him. I hope sooner rather than later, he hits bigger times.

[@Rachel98246]

Whenever we bet on horses in my house, I either pick the one with best brightest coloured jerseys, or the ones with the funniest names, and to be honest, I'm almost always in the top 4, except last year when my fucking horse refused to start!

[@RedAngelXV]

Oh god, that Alabama bit with Katie had me rolling, we SUCK at just about anything that isn’t football.🤣 (Alabama fans stfu you know it’s true, don’t deny it.)

[@Peer_Review]

@Heretic Goose that’s where they suck the most

[@RedAngelXV]

@Heretic Goose You know, I wish I could defend myself from such incest jokes by saying “I moved to Alabama, I’m not from here.” But the truth is, I moved here from fucking Kentucky, which is arguably WORSE...🤣🙈

[@sharp5132]

This didn’t age too well lol

[@MidnightGA]

"I don't give a shit. You could shit in my hand and I wouldn't give it back to you." 😂 oh god I'm dead

[@MrRyanBatty]

Siobhan Thompson is the best thing that ever happened to College Humor. Her work on Anglophenia was tremendous.

[@edmondleboeuf9928]

Was reminded of this video after Abilene Christian took down Texas 3-20-21.

[@nolweaver137]

"Do you have an intuition about that?"

[@LibertyStudiosMachinima]

Well, looks like the weird name guy won. Villanova.

[@cjm9816]

We all knew it would be nova they were stacked

[@yourflagsucks2275]

trapps line was hilarious " it makes my mouth wet like a pussy"

[@ariaslayergirl]

I feel like Mike's probably the funniest person on college humor. His facial expressions always get me to laugh.

[@bentaylor2607]

I fucking love Trapp so much

[@tanknelson001]

2:11 best line ever. I havent laughed as hard at a college humor vid in forever

[@ericapinnegar511]

Trapp is such a good psycho😂

[@rosemoore6312]

Erica Pinnegar Well he did kill Pat

[@triccele]

@@rosemoore6312 or DID he?

[@UndeadDragonWarrior]

Feel that? That is the poison seeping into your system, how? I poisoned my own pen.

[@luqcrusher]

2:30 "I don't give a shit. You could shit in my hand, I wouldn't give your own shit back to you. That's how little a shit I give." That broke me. 😂😂

[@jasonbarrette4980]

Zach's is my favorite

[@zacharyfleming6576]

I will watch hockey thank you very much.

[@sonegreat]

(A really really) White guy alert!!!^^^^

[@jasonknoll5170]

Look up PK Subban! lol

[@owen2643]

Me too

[@Brlowvgsnhdhhtdvjg]

Sohaib Jamil dumbfuck alert

[@Brlowvgsnhdhhtdvjg]

I am brown and I fucking love hockey

[@greysonwilliams7402]

Never heard of Abilene christian before but now they’re in the tournament.... this video is something else

[@melpomeneb-smith3955]

definitely one of my favourite sketches, absolutely obsessed with it

[@joeybiondi548]

Last time I came this early, Louisville wasn't suspended from March Madness

[@joemarlin8437]

+Joey Biondi You sir need an award

[@Caa129]

2:06 is for sure the best one :'D

[@GramboAshby]

+Caa129 i laughed so hard at that one.

[@cooldawg2009]

Haha Trap's face on the intro to his strategy part killed me

[@caspermcgoangle975]

Trapp's strat is the best because win or lose you had real fun filling it out

[@JCarpinator]

Do you see that? It's a joke taken too far. Farther than is funny. Look there. The downvotes. They increase as time goes by eventually gaining so much momentum that the video is automatically deleted for running a joke too long. But that's not all. The channel will begin to lose subscribers due to this long running joke. Do you smell the flames it is burning in? Do you hear the screams? Taste the carnage? It's mesmerizing. It's stupendous. It is...the death of CollegeHumor.

[@eliashawa968]

*applauds*

[@Frautcres]

+JC4MC It was at least amusing, showing how cocky people can be.

[@aidanraheb8]

CollegeHumor died a long, long time ago.

[@korio4923]

This WAS a bit too long, I agree.

[@garypickrelliv2735]

This video literally has a 20 to 1 ratio of likes to dislikes and there sub count is on the rise. I don't see your argument

[@TheMushyPotato1]

send your senses through a journey with this video

[@kerboy5397]

"thats the key and baby that key starts the ignition" amazing

[@richardmiddaugh9749]

Straight to the final four with ya!!!!

[@oldnotweak]

do you see this? a good college humor video. i never imagined i would see another one

[@howardbaxter2514]

Finally a video that encompasses both college and humor.

[@charlesarthurbrennan5215]

"Professor X, that's why." *screaming nerds in the background*

[@JPKloess]

Honestly I'm more amazed at those spiffy new types of annotations for KZbin videos which you guys are trying out. But yes, the sketch too.

[@Boshek2019]

I love Cynthia’s passive-aggressive/innocent “can I borrow someone’s pen?”😂😂

[@gadmcewen1907]

" you can take a shit in my hand and I will keep that shit because that how little of shit I give" mike trap, 2016 truly beautiful words

[@Unknown-zl6mo]

This was good, earned my sub

[@mrmissunderstud]

i realy liked the house of card breaking the fourth wall style of the video, nice job college humor

[@UkuleleLauren]

Trapp's strategy is literally my go-to strategy every year...

[@290coolkid]

they forgot the guy that predicts zero upsets and just goes with the seeds

[@leahn9015]

I feel so seen by Katie’s strategy that is my go-to with any sport

[@levilapsley3811]

my favourite college humor video

[@plant9288]

Grant summed up my view on all sports

[@ChristopherMowrey]

Ayy that ACU shoutout yeah!

[@wickedlateok1697]

Wow, now I def know the bracket strategies on how to win! Thanks, College Humor.

[@carbinked]

What I find really funny about this sketch is how obvious it is they're having to fight really hard to keep a straight face. It's not that noticable in most sketches. It's so over the top and I love watching these amazing actors try not to crack!

[@flames_fan_328]

I will go watch hockey. Thanks for reminding me

[@a.lally8811]

Ya I rather watch hockey then college basketball

[@noahbzoskie5634]

+A.lally8 lol you commented way to much

[@Bubba___]

NCAA ruined the game with all the rule changes

[@masonkim7]

I wish I could give this vid a two thumbs up

[@bastawa]

Masterpiece

[@tolemus47]

Tbh all the college humor actors are fantastic rn

[@ali-a-pit1115]

Zach is my favourite collagehumor writer

[@juch3]

00HeaDShot RO but he's gone rogue.

[@haydenbrophy9460]

What March Madness? -covid19

[@Dan-ms4oq]

Damn, the inception horn noises are great!

[@seekthegreatness4818]

That was funny. Good job CH.

[@Snotlingfondler]

"It's making my mouth wet like a pussy" Trapp 2016

[@Gnz35]

what's funny is duke actually won that year

[@howardbaxter2514]

Duke won the year prior. Villanova won the tournament in 2016 (horribly officiated game if you ask me).

[@melosivitch]

Im back as Wofford is playing 😂

[@cypher2780]

That ending was super fun

[@ikerants745]

Zac's is the best And so me😂

[@Kyubi888Naruto]

Baseball is the GOAT.

[@Nemozoli]

That Trapp face at the end though... :D together with the music effect, like an evil mastermind...

[@stephaniewaters1777]

Trapp's transformation is the most stark

[@iSport121]

This video called Gonzaga-Xavier...

[@cadeholland7254]

bearcub12 this was made like last year

[@iSport121]

Cade Holland still

[@michaelwilkinson5393]

That's why all the illuminati symbols keep popping up..it all makes sense now.

[@danielwhitingjr2854]

Might be all the Freemason Lodges we have here in Spokane WA no joke.

[@MegaPurp]

Is it just me who thinks that Siobhan looks like Tweety Bird from Looney Tunes and Katie looks like Melman from Madagascar?

[@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313]

It slowly descends into madness

[@samdisco6108]

I'm from Valparaiso!! Hype it up

[@Andre_C190]

What about the person who always chooses the higher seed for the bracket, or the one who chooses nothing but upsets.

[@PrincessRussianRobot]

How many takes did this need? I can tell that they wanted to laugh so many times. This is hilarious and I don't even know what a sports bracket it.

[@zephyrowner]

This is one of my favorites ever! Change it to football and you've described every office in South Louisiana.

[@coreyscornersaxophone]

Trapp's pan to look into the camera killed me 🤣

[@alicesophie123]

Siobhan, didn’t you go to secondary school not middle school?

[@songstation1014]

I fucking love hockey

[@Kaazikin]

Straight to the final four with ye!

[@messertk]

"You could shit in my hand and I wouldn't give your own shit back to you, that's how little of a shit give" 😂

[@jayserobinson4663]

i go to abilene christin university

[@logankistler8706]

BerserkGaming how? I checked your videos and you look like you're max 14

[@jayserobinson4663]

TheBiggestBigBangFan 69 no i'm sorry i meant i live in abilene sorry for the misunderstanding i'm 12

[@logankistler8706]

BerserkGaming oh ok

[@taggerung_]

+_ logandaa STALK 100

[@homemademovies179]

JayseRobinson abilien Texas

[@flavioinnocenti204]

The Siobhan bit is highly underrated.

[@KyanNezhad]

Grant's background animation was exceptional

[@blaiktrout376]

this was good.

[@MegaPurp]

Zack for the next Joker