Every Dumb Start-Up Ever

[@lizisverycool8711]

“Not everything has to be online” what a blissful time we used to live in.

[@leprovokateur7745]

Tbh administration online is x100 better

[@LunarEleven]

I used to get so frustrated trying to convince my grandparents that one day, everything would be on the internet. Now I wish I had been wrong. It really sounded way more exciting in theory...

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@LunarEleven don't worry eventually the internet will be intergraded with your brain and run on thought waves... No none of that nonesense about implants but biological tech that creates telepathic internet!!! "Sorry just wanted to say something that sounds cool in theory but is deeply flawed in practice or at even the most basic extra thought..."

[@GodKingReiss]

Yeah, I miss driving 30 minutes to the next town over only to find the only place that carries what I’m looking for doesn’t have it in stock.

[@GodKingReiss]

@@samanfang5139 Happened to me all the time. Also online shopping isn't a dystopia. Relax and take a walk outside or something.

[@Nick-128]

Why was the slogan not, "BE BOWLD"

[@gargamellenoir8460]

Oooh that's good!

[@JorisGriffioen]

Wow I was totally bowled over by that one.

[@potassiumcyanide3857]

Because they're being low bowler about it

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

You, sir, ARE A GENIUS! I tip my hat to you!🎩

[@simonsuarez2135]

This is why KZbin should have gold like reddit (not that I would actually have any to give lol) great slogan 👍

[@joeyfromschool]

the reveal that Bobby Moynihan is playing himself in this video is top tier

[@iambicpentakill971]

The comedy guy? I laughed so hard.

[@fabianatrindade56]

Ayyyy yooo Bobby!!! I used to laugh so hard when he was on SNL! 😂

[@Chetloore]

SNL for life

[@isentient666]

I like how they named the fake company Oyster and Toot. Usually high profile companies have these obscure names where part of the name sounds funny but you don’t want to make fun of them because they are prestigious.

[@suplerb]

Darrell Lim just like the real company Boll&Branch

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Incredibly obvious jokes are incredibly obvious, didn’t you hear?

[@potassiumcyanide3857]

Those reminded me of arpel and cliff

[@TheSassi14]

Like Hogwarts, such a prestigious school...

[@DaBloons1]

Heckler and Koch reminds of this because I always think of cocks

[@isiTsotsi]

Well this is not realistic. A real startup would make a smartbowl with a complementary app and wifi.

[@TheDeltaMoo]

isiTsotsi And the app tells you when your bowl is empty

[@BillyJoe1305]

And the app has ads.

[@iAmTheSquidThing]

BowlEro

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

loooooooooool

[@ChaosMyth1012]

The bowl should also have smart light functionality

[@zweck4629]

I actually have that big wooden bowl from Ikea that Keith is holding, its pretty nice.

[@aprilwright8677]

the blue and green ones are from Ikea too, this is just a cast member writing off their Ikea trip as a business expense

[@RandomCorvid]

how tall is Keith anyway?

[@austinlapierre819]

It took me five minutes to get that joke and I hate you for making it

[@barrybatholemewbenson2350]

I want to like ur comment but it’s at 69 and that’s too NICE!

[@hornedowl_]

@@barrybatholemewbenson2350 Coronavirus

[@ParallelLogic]

"Did he say $45? That's bowlsh*t"

[@qhydrate]

I hate and love you

[@zackhanson4788]

@@qhydrate Unbelievabowl.

[@finn596]

@@zackhanson4788 You know what? You're unbearabowl

[@zackhanson4788]

@@finn596 I just can't bowlieve you'd say something like that.

[@finn596]

You are so bowld to talk to me like that.

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

"Fit what tho? Fit what?" Zach's face 🤣

[@sleepysera]

I know it's a joke but I'd like to tell him that it is VERY important the style, shape, and most importantly color of a new bowl has to fit your existing tableware. Or if it's not meant to go with other tableware, then it has to fit the wood of the table you put it on or the colors of the room it will be put in to look decorative. Bowls are serious business, man.

[@sykrhd7093]

@@sleepysera o my god, i'm blown away

[@darkerco804]

@@sykrhd7093 *bowln away sorry

[@LunarEleven]

Idk if I'm just a Zac Oyama simp or what but just the way he delivers lines makes me laugh 😂👏

[@kamille286]

Honestly when he said that I just responded "the cupboard" cuz I am a college student and that is a valid consideration XD

[@CJusticeHappen21]

I can't wait for the Superbowl commercial...

[@diegogoh1340]

CJusticeHappen21 super-BOWL 😂

[@thunderfist232]

Diego Goh, hey! You got the joke

[@diegogoh1340]

John Constantine mission accomplished

[@iainhansen1047]

CJusticeHappen21 god dam it

[@theg-man3550]

Oh god the bad PUN!!!!!!!

[@flavioinnocenti204]

"We're all one" "We're all one" "We're all one" "We're all one" "It's an online store... for bowls?

[@paulpreusser8193]

..."bowls?"

[@whitefang3167]

Were bowls

[@javierburgos7]

No, for BALLS!!

[@TheTitanJesus]

The weeds over there

[@KSHAWK]

@Ice Adventures it’s called amazon

[@cwade620]

This is why I love Zac.

[@authorinthedark]

Grant: alright we wanna do a collab with you any idea what the sketch might be about? Bobby: well I've got a crapton of bowls Grant: brilliant

[@GraceMotley]

Bowls doesn't seem like a real word anymore

[@arccv]

replace mentally with balls and it's even funnier

[@SeanCanDance]

Grace Motley omg I'm glad someone thought the same thing haha

[@logansmith7517]

Red? Is that you?

[@haywamasri]

Grace Motley yh

[@alend98]

Vsauce had video about that

[@amygdala9679]

I just imagine all of them sitting in their meeting and brain storming which product they can parody these online companies with. Then Grant gets the idea to blindfold Katie and spin her trough the room, the first item she knocks over is the one they're gonna use. In the end it's Zac's cereal bowl and it spills all over him, that is why he is allowed to play the annoyed and confused one.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Jam Brownies I want this to be true

[@TazzleSundress]

Jam Brownie omg I was just about to say the exact same thing!

[@dropout]

Thank you for this brief CH fan-fic.

[@Ian-bf4yk]

CollegeHumor but how close to the truth is it

[@awnaw5529]

CollegeHumor your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries

[@TAPS147]

Should have offered a 'which bowl are you?' Quiz

[@ashestodust9483]

Why aren't they in a bowl? Person: Because I don't want to wash another dish.

[@prathammrabhakar2581]

Wait. Y'all wash chips bowls?

[@ulvschmidt7174]

@@prathammrabhakar2581 yeah? Unless I emediatly put in new snacks but I am not putting a greasy bowl back in the cupboard

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@prathammrabhakar2581 Good luck with the cockroaches!

[@billnye8760]

That's totally me. Whenever I make powder mac I eat it out of the pan. Why wash another bowl?

[@BarginsGalore]

@@prathammrabhakar2581 what else would you do with them

[@lawsonwalker2734]

I just had an idea Plates

[@Kindrick]

Bowls are inherently and objectively better than plates.

[@bp56789]

Genius.

[@Morall332]

Could you bowl-plate it?

[@cameronwiley9412]

Careful there.

[@stephenking5852]

😵

[@gandhithegreat328]

"Human beings have a wonderful tradition of food, and feeding each other." Yep that is true, check "putting random statement of truth that sounds deep but isn't" off your to do list😄

[@scotto9857]

Sammuel Parris thanks yous for explanins the joke x

[@loverrlee]

Human beings have a wonderful tradition of breathing, and taking in oxygen around each other.

[@SilkySkill]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaa!

[@SilverVolo]

@@loverrlee such beautiful words

[@gentrydean3789]

*Proceeds to become slightly emotional

[@dougmcfarlane]

I just bought their new *Bowl X!* Finally, now my bowl recognizes me.

[@samiagius422]

Doug McFarlane 😂😂😂

[@christinaa.1165]

The part about “human beings have a wonderful tradition of food” always gets me 😂😂

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

I just love that Zac is WTF

[@mochimo93]

i love it when they just cut right where zac is talking lol

[@danielgilbert8489]

CommentCop 666 isn't the chicken joke a dark underlying double meaning for reaching "the other side of life"

[@oscarnemo8084]

To add to Dwargs' answer, "the other side" can also mean the afterlife. As such, it's quite the anti-joke in that the chicken either made to to the other side of the road or to the other "other side" death, possibly because it was suicidal. It's thus a play on words as well as expectations.

[@danielgilbert8489]

Oscar Nemo like that's what I meant😂

[@marccastel92]

Yeah Zac shut up lol just go with it lol

[@NarmiPerfect]

Them saying bowls so much made me forget what bowls even meant

[@yeyu8521]

BAWLZ

[@soul23110]

That happens sometimes

[@lsh3505]

BALLZ

[@Au16227]

A bowl can be whatever you want it to be

[@scp--297]

Narmi Perfect Same!

[@madcabbage5281]

Making the world a better place, one bowl at a time.

[@jeremyf9124]

The bamboo bowl here is the Blanda Matt from Ikea. It has a round indentation on the bottom.

[@mylaiza4992]

I got that reference.

[@owenmeier]

@@jeremyf9124 yet another great “reply meant to be a comment”

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

I like supporting my local bowl store.

[@sleepysera]

But bowl stores aren't even a thing ;x You can only buy them at furniture stores (which tend to be outside of town) and maaybe sometimes supermarkets or interior decoration stores have a few (which is a very small selection). That's way too much effort. I buy all my bowls online!

[@flytrapYTP]

@@sleepysera do you buy at Oyster and Toot?

[@obsidianwolf3756]

For a second, I though Moynihan was Trapp in really good makeup

[@tunesbyvik]

He is from SNL and I thought I saw him somewhere lol

[@fiemouse]

So did I ^-^'

[@icecreamhero2375]

He is also Louie from Ducktales

[@selenayu9837]

it took me two months to realize that it WASNT trapp

[@nymin7358]

I thought it was Sam

[@hannahyrocks12]

Once I tried this product, my life was changed. I grew up in a culture where we weren't allowed free use of bowls. We always ate cereal and everything else out of mugs and what not. So when I ordered this, it was like a new experience. I felt included in this, most companies don't take all their customers into account. Thank you bobby for this wonderful product.

[@jameshetherington1]

I couldn’t see a link in the description

[@DocBrown-tr8hg]

If he was talking in an English accent every time he said bowl it would have been worse

[@spare1981]

@@DocBrown-tr8hg why lol

[@DocBrown-tr8hg]

Spare it would sound like balls

[@andriyshapovalov8886]

I did the same comment but yours was earlier ;(

[@adamramirez3866]

THATS CUZ ITS FAKE! ITS NOT A REAL THING STUPID! HAHA POOPOO HEAD! XDXDXD😂LOL

[@pallavipardeshi5896]

This instantly reminded me of the SNL song Back Home Ballers with Leslie singing "bowls bowls all types of bowls" 😂

[@AM-rt8ky]

The problem is.....they convinced me.If it wasn't for zach and if this wasn't a sketch video ,I would Definitely have bought their bowls.

[@Redorgreenful]

niwzdlaw You would pay $45 for a bowl?

[@MedievalGenie]

That's some expensive tack, a bowl for $45. Would you be interested in my Artisan Spoons made of steel mixed with chromium, known as ultra "stainless" spoons?

[@idontcare7340]

Pc Genie I hope it doesn't cost $45 per fuck**g spoon.

[@gargiedsouza8902]

niwzdlaw ikr

[@McScott76]

You're a "Hello Fresh" or "Blue Apron" customer aren't you? When those two companies came out, I was like, "Yes! Finally someone found a way to supply ridiculously small portions of produce, combine it with a pretentious recipe I could find for free online and ship to me once a week for a huge mark-up -- thereby supplying two of the 21 meals I had to shop for this week. That should save me roughly 4 minutes when I make my weekly grocery run!"

[@jzmistymorning2967]

Should have called the company "Bowl Movement".

[@cmreads1209]

Jaco Z That's a bit too similar to bowel movement.

[@EzekielDean]

xxcandyloverxx ...duh

[@rosielow527]

xxcandyloverxx That’s the joke.

[@zyaicob]

Unironically great

[@nolovenohate]

Shut up and take my money!

[@icecreamhero2375]

Get lost Fry

[@Uknownuserxxxx]

Mohammad Al-Zawahreh KFC

[@REIN900]

When Rekah said: “we are all one 👁👄👁” I felt that 😞

[@Rob25AZ]

Right??? So real

[@VishyAnand007]

"Bobby Moynihan, the comedy guy, he started a bowl company for the internet"

[@rachelp2992]

Bowls bowls bowls bowls bowls _jeez it doesn't even sound like a real word any more_

[@kno010]

It never did in the first place 😂🤣😂

[@erazure.]

I think that was the point

[@damplamp]

YES I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE (if it is one)

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

Bowls More like balls

[@onizukasorimachi9755]

Rachel P Ted mosby

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

"Not everything needs to be online"

[@pinquinsam4812]

Arceus Lord of Creation yes yes it does

[@bighoodie4315]

Arceus Lord of Creation LIES

[@marcd7332]

Amazon didn’t get the memo

[@rizhtrainer]

Juicero

[@javierburgos7]

actually in china there are no physical stores anymore. everything is bought and sold online. mind blowing!!

[@saurabht3540]

I have an idea..... How could nobody ever thought about it:: a bowl with no depth... A flat bowl

[@dutchpangermanist5673]

A frisbee?

[@talesfromatiredmind4785]

@@dutchpangermanist5673 no a plate

[@fikatrouvaille3670]

@@talesfromatiredmind4785 no, no, plates have a shallow indentation and a foot underneath, they're not completely flat. They meant... A Cutting Board.

[@shyeline5007]

@@fikatrouvaille3670 A ROUNDBOARD

[@bustosadrian]

Like the Earth?

[@hezkiw]

Oyster and Toot is actually a good name

[@greenthizzle4]

hezkiw tooted and booted

[@bp56789]

Lol

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

What does it mean?

[@conquistadorito]

@@hittingyouoverthehead absolutely fucking nothing, and that's the beauty of a name like that

[@dhvsheabdh]

No

[@MattJasa]

Ohhhh BOWLS... This whole time I was thinking Hats

[@dogcat6221]

I was thinking of balls

[@lightning8942]

How they said bowls the hole time

[@MattJasa]

I kept thinking it fits weird on my head after I bought it

[@zmandyce]

bowl cuts

[@Odseparator]

You can use Bowl as Hat! They are great!

[@dastardlycrook6443]

I actually am in love with that whistle score near the end

[@kevinvu5432]

Same

[@jeromealday614]

Link anyone?

[@zaggernut5054]

pretty sure the instrument's called a theremin. you play without touching the instrument

[@snowwonder9814]

Captions make this even funnier: "You gotta go to the bull store" "Awkward balls showroom" "They were just regular balls from the store not from the internet" "You can hold the ball in your hand like not everything has to be online right"

[@dakat5131]

Wouldn't be surprised if they picked bowls for the perfect combination of something mundane to fixate on with something that sounds funny to say out loud

[@frydfish4934]

Bullshit. This is way too well edited

[@Yoyoitsyoji]

Cryo Phobica bowlshit

[@frydfish4934]

Aidan Marry me

[@roflsirofthelawl216]

I think you mean, Bowlshit...

[@NBenns]

Damn, you already beat me to the pun! XD

[@lukedarkheart7140]

HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE MEDIUM YET, MR. TROLL? Your comment is way too spelled correctly. YOU'RE A FAKE TROLL.

[@rebecapolancoo732]

I feel highly mesmerized and attacked at the same time

[@Iamrightyouarewrong]

Bowls and stuff its cuz you feel entitled.

[@josephinemabano4940]

Hahaha

[@mureithikivuti]

Proof that anything will look practical if you put it in a commercial

[@stepheninczech]

They joke, but watching this actually makes me want to buy a bowl online.

[@MosukaDreamer]

Don't buy one for $45.

[@sleepysera]

Same. Seeing this wide variety of bowls makes me feel like my own selection is still lacking - and I do have quite a few bowls to call my own already. But there are some really pretty ones in there...I'd pay 45$ for that °-°

[@floppydisk9541]

Me too. Not gonna lie, those bowls are gorgeous, it would fits on my table for snacks, or my lap while watching Netflix.

[@stepheninczech]

@@floppydisk9541 I MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!

[@madsniperD]

Yep and then consider that restaurants would be interested in all kinds of statement-piece bowls and you realize, this would actually work.

[@Night_Wood]

Unbelievabowl

[@ElyLoew2040]

Nocturnal Scientist thanks for the Natalie reference!

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Inconceivabowl!

[@kingtcamacho2095]

We would have also accepted "unbowlievable" as an appropriate reaction.

[@druby2000]

Unbowlievabowl

[@squiddytourmaline5713]

Unacheiveabowl

[@goose1120]

"When you think about it...we're all one." "We're all one!" "We're all one." "It's an online store for bowls?"

[@Alaylaria]

$45? That's bowlshit.

[@Tazmaniaemt]

Alaylaria please make this top comment EVERYONE

[@devastorm356]

Alaylaria well, it doesn't seem that bad, considering the new iBowl X is $1000.

[@mmorris7419]

Alaylaria: I see what you did there! XD

[@darexinfinity]

You can also shit in the bowls!

[@cortpet403]

It sounds even funnier when you say it out loud!

[@Asaiiku]

2:16 His expression was so perfect, with the trembling lips and everything

[@ekka2981]

I have bowls

[@ExtremeRazor980]

eKKA OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@lukescheponik9285]

eKKA I

[@jtroxler8]

Wow guys. Not every can afford bowls. Check your privilege. (Joke)

[@soupreme2154]

I dunno man. I'm pretty partial to plates

[@WateverWatever04]

J Troxler I spy w my little eye, a jacksfilms fan

[@Glennjamyyyn]

Holy shit Bobby himself wow!

[@capitancoolo1]

Ikr How'd they land a C lister like Bobby Fucking Moynihan?

[@Dj-id9dn]

This proves how many hilarious people are on college humor, Colton Dunn, Janet (from the good place, idk her real name), him

[@xordcore]

Dylan Janet's actor's name is D'arcy Carden if that's who you're thinking of. They also had Mindy's actor cameo in Bad Internet.

[@miadestroyerofworlds5735]

College humor has gotten a lot of big people. They got Lin Manuel Miranda at one point

[@aleksijevujovic7262]

*'IF YOUR BOWL DOESN'T FIT'* god damn you're geniusues

[@AlphaTests]

Where can I buy these bowls!!!

[@alphatwist2191]

At the store

[@alphatwist2191]

Oh shit our yt names are nearly the same!

[@williamlucente2599]

@@alphatwist2191 cool!

[@aphyTTR]

@@alphatwist2191 that is kinda cool tbf

[@rucjos]

@@alphatwist2191 see, bowls unite us

[@poonki3951]

this somehow made me appreciate bowls

[@adrianabaj6217]

One thing that would have made this even better than it is: some sort of connection to your smart phone

[@Icanfigureitoutintime]

Adriana Baj Bowltooth?

[@jacopobertolotti5025]

Smartbowls are the future!

[@MikeTsunami98]

"Apple now presents: the iBowl. For $999.99."

[@Mac15001900]

The new Smartbowls™ have a built in scale that can send a notification (via Bowltooth™) to your phone when they are empty! No more forgetting to refill a bowl at a party!

[@Caldella]

You can download the Oyster & Toot (TM) app, enter in what you're putting in your bowl, and count your calories. Your bowl's smart integration will instantly know how many calories are left in the bowl.

[@luqmans458]

He has bowls to do this.

[@josephinemabano4940]

Luqman S I don't know why I'm dying laughing... BUT I'M DYING LAUGHING!

[@tortise262]

man stfu

[@sahilkhurana4401]

Ha ha ha 😂

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

In a sketch like this where everyone plays along except one person, Zac plays a skeptic so well

[@MrE_]

Jack black was great here

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Wrong panda lol 🐼

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

CN What I'm Saiyan? Ice bear sees reference. Needs more ducks.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

That's not Jack Black! That's Artie Lange with a fake beard. Duh! :D

[@shamusbob7969]

Are you guys talking about Brorape? That's going old school for my old school peeps back when youtube was first around and Childish Gambino was just "That Brorape guy"

[@nikolaybababooey7644]

vsgfilmgroup whoosh

[@Thrifty032781]

70% of all Shark Tank pitches right there.

[@Wet_]

*eats cereal out of mug while watching*

[@CookiDough12346]

The every day nerfer *dislikes comment*

[@headlight31]

Satan

[@GuardiansCreed]

Rebel

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

The every day nerfer A mug is just narrow bowl

[@shyguitargirl]

Omg how could you?

[@TheAndersDanilet]

Don’t waste your time with all these different bowls. Buy the Omnibowl from Spishak instead!

[@Dover939]

get smartbowls with bowl-based bowling ball wifi bowls

[@FrumpybutSuperSmart]

You said bowl too many times, it stopped sounding like a real word.

[@rielo9725]

Caer Ibormeith I understood that reference...

[@marvibun]

"Bowl... Bowl... Bowl..?"

[@p_eabean]

Bowels

[@CaTastrophy427]

THIS IS BOWLSHIT

[@BrazenSolar]

It's called semantic satiation, ironically. Say that like twice and it loses meaning.

[@finnhurley775]

Thanks. Now the world bowl sounds wierd

[@ChazoAnwah]

Finn Hurley the world is a bowel

[@Moley1Moleo]

"Not everything has to be online, right?" Hmm, I got news for you, Zac.

[@benvoliothefirst]

THIS AGED WELL - 2020

[@thelonegoomba3782]

@@benvoliothefirst it hasn’t even been a year since the comment was posted

[@Nikkidafox]

1 star I tried to go bowling with my bowl, but it wouldn't knock down the pins, and in fact one of them broke. I find this to be a scam. DO NOT BUY

[@KiwiPowerNZ]

You need bowling bowls, then it will work.

[@sasom7274]

You probably didn’t throw it correctly

[@whoisa_aron]

Fit what though? fit what?

[@e.p.4343]

To be honest, those are some nice bowls they are holding.

[@arza525]

I thought for a sec your pic is a woman’s tits,..i am disappointed

[@jakoda2514]

ARZA I am also

[@bighoodie4315]

ARZA yes fellow straights, I am also disappointed that it was not breasts. Because I am a straight man just like you. And I love breasts. And being straight. Vagina.

[@fletchercalderbank8498]

what should my name be? I dunno don't ask me We should hook up sometime

[@linnycrocus6023]

I like that Katie's had wind coming from it for no reason.

[@mvk9418]

I’ve heard the word “bowl” way too many times now

[@NikGushue]

Me before: Aw look a nice video that'll parody startup Me during: Is that Bobby Moynahan? Me after: That was bobby fucking moynahan.

[@TexasGTO]

The word bowl lost all meaning...

[@RobertLoyale]

Bowls are truly a dumb start up lol..Until you actually need some for breakfast. Thanks for the Apple (I mean Bowl) reveal lol

[@CaTastrophy427]

Introducing... THE iBOWL!

[@kaam..]

CaTastrophy427 it has facial recognition

[@KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI]

The filmography in this was stunning and so spot on.... I watch this when I need a laugh.

[@lizzytatam3512]

I actually sort of want this website to exist...

[@halomorningstar967]

Welshie Ranger Amazon doesn't offer an individualized bowl profile service or allow you to upload selfies so you can see how you personally interact with the bowls they offer. With this startup, bowls are no longer a one-size-fits-all product that often don't fit you right, make you uncomfortable, and end up sitting unused in the cupboard because they just aren't right for you. Who hasn't experienced that, or maybe just never bought a bowl in the first place because nothing was available to guide them through the experience? And the best part, giving back by donating bowls to places where bowls are unavailable - Amazon doesn't even do what some startups like this do, which is claim to donate their product but in reality they do "workshops" to teach people how to use local materials to make a shitty version of the product. I sometimes wonder if "workshop" actually means "sweatshop" and is a clever way of getting their product made for cheap while presenting it as education and "a hand up" for people in 3rd world countries. Fantastic, right?

[@halomorningstar967]

Yeah, sometimes I think about how books are written, all those words about stuff that isn't real, and I laugh and laugh at those dumbass writers

[@halomorningstar967]

John Barlow Bothered? I was having fun. It's how nerds do.

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

curious morningstar Nice m8

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

Same Aloof Same

[@AndresFirte]

In my opinion this video should be the "main video" of CH. You can really understand what this channel is about with this video, most videos of CH are about analyzing the absurdity of life and our society, and this video shows it perfectly. Also this video shows that CH is a channel that cares for details and has a very good production team. The lights are excellent, the clothes were picked perfectly, the acting is great and funny, the photography is excellent with a lot of great shots, and the editing of the video shows that just like they can write a funny dialogue, they can also edit the video to make it even funnier, for example when Zac says "not everything has to be online right?" while the picture fades to white, interrupting Zac. Also it shows that they care about details like the bowl internet page, the bowl store logo, and the amazing music, it shows how much effort and dedication has the video.

[@jonsnor4313]

I thinkl it would get them sponsors as well, because they have a perfect bland between serious advertisement and absurd humor.

[@AndresFirte]

@Wizard Lizard reading it again 3 years later, I’d rate it 7/10 too. I repeat myself too much

[@sofiacalderon3325]

I know this is supposed to be a joke and all, but I really love bowls

[@cafenightster4548]

Sofia Calderon Bowls are old stoned age crap, cupped hands are the new thing.

[@shoushikochou]

Ikr I'm waiting for ipaper

[@Vixorous]

Just got my first bowl and I could not be happier with it. It's honestly blowing my mind how good it is.

[@Greendragon434]

"I'll just give money to a charity separately...." 💕

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Yeah, but he won't though. Think of the children...without bowls.

[@TheKingsGamingClub]

Every time they say bowl it gets faster

[@baowolf0011]

This was fantastically stupid. Love it

[@tworice]

i really like rekha’s makeup in this video 🥺🥺

[@veronicagary7405]

"we're all one" "we're all one" "we're all... One!" "It's an... online store,,, for bowls?"

[@EvolutionofAviation]

FINALLY! *For too long I've been waiting for my perfect bowl... all my bowls have permanent green in them... if you know what I mean*

[@IizUname]

Green tea?

[@EvolutionofAviation]

IizUname exactly

[@Ezullof]

just buy a green bowl

[@lewisduncan1056]

Chicken super noodles?

[@xperiahenrik]

Because of guacamole.

[@waver7275]

‘Oh, that is seriously deep!’ Katie, why?

[@phersephonia3706]

@@Joanropo Bold of you to assume she wasn't already on Pornhub

[@grendelum]

The skeptic/realist in this video was *_perfect !!_*

[@evanweaver1060]

I like how Zac is always the logical one XD

[@rileymclaughlin4831]

even when he's the cat

[@ConsoleCleric]

I just started a kickstarter for spoons.

[@MegaMGstudios]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@dallasdominguez2224]

Complete vertical spoon integration

[@samuelseidel6148]

Metal Sporks

[@pcarrierorange]

Grant cupping his hands saying 'holding the _bowls_ ' cracked me up

[@Whawpenshaw]

I come back to watch this regularly. Makes me honestly want to buy a new set of bowls. My current ones are too small and shallow.

[@SourabhDas95]

Is this the humble origins of the Super Bowl?

[@punnybunny1289]

Sourabh Das lmao

[@ErikeAbbegale]

Bobby Moynihan from SNL?? I love that guy!!

[@frerardforever5445]

This needs to be on Shark Tank

[@ediehimmer7327]

YES PLEASE

[@maddy2624]

This will forever be one of my favorite college humour sketch

[@Samichnow]

You know when you say a word enough it loses it's meaning? Well wtf is a bowl?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

It's like a wide cup

[@danielgehring7437]

Imagine a pipe without a stem and bigger. Or half the earth but with the hot part scooped out and way, way smaller. Or the top half of a human skull except it can hold stuff other than brains. Or a straw except way wider, closed at one end, not made out of plastic, not as long, and you don't just suck stuff out of it. Hope that helps!

[@bigboymeme4233]

Its *BOWLS*

[@juandiegoprado]

Looks like Bobby Moynihan couldn't keep working with a piece of toast in Saturday Night Live. They had some real creative differences.

[@krombopulos_michael]

FutbolVinotinto21 hey did you know that Lorenzo Music played Garfield in the cartoon and Bill Murray played him in the movie, and he also played Bill Murray's character in the Ghostbusters TV show?

[@uneek35]

I stopped watching after A Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See it All left. How could they fire their best talent?

[@dotkor2023]

Yeah Rick already said that.

[@dashielemerson4620]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@tomg.9589]

Kor, I guarantee you're under 15 years old. What a baby.

[@jamesgiwa427]

Can't believe the guy from SNL is in this.

[@jeremiahv6498]

"Complete Vertical Bowl Integration"... Okay, no more youtube for the rest of the day. LMFAO

[@soul23110]

How to make a collegehumor video: Make a video with all crazy characters and have one of them act normal.

[@dragoncatsage3049]

summer roses do you not get that that's how most comedy is set up? Like cmon man it's not just there thing it's bill murreys whole career.

[@rickycarrillo7821]

summer roses that’s literally how you write a comedy sketch. Everyone’s insane and one person isn’t. They actually forget sometimes that’s how you’re supposed to do it and they write everyone as insane and it stops being funny

[@kilianamado5451]

it's called the straight man. Welcome to comedy. Check out key and peele. Usually One of them is the straight man and one isn't and it's interesting to watch them play both and switch it around,

[@feliciaroyers1646]

Or all normal and one crazy

[@Pingalu2]

Basically half of SNL's sketches

[@riftserene]

Yeah, these start-ups are usually bowlshit.

[@ThatGuyHulian]

Riftlight the NightWing get out

[@kindzadza134]

But... but... but... Jewcero....

[@RossAshmore]

Bowly shit, I'm sold.

[@teteeheeted]

I still can’t believe they got Bobby Moynihan for this video.