Every Pub Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

we left out that there's always one couple in the smokers havin a absolute domestic about which machine they're feeding their last 50 - please subscribe!

[@drasticdemon7695]

true

[@mercurymasters]

fuck everytime theres that one smashed up couple going on about god knows what

[@DaInternetBear]

You forgot about their dumbass kid begging for $5 to have 1 game of pinball in the dingiest corner of the pub from the edge of the over 18s section

[@elliottb7009]

time for a re-upload.

[@HashBrownDoyler]

Also forgot the closet 50 year old homosexual trying to chat up the straight pissed 20 year old blokes

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

The guy winning $1500 and pretending he didn't put in $7500 was fucking spot on.

[@AndersAU]

& standing with one knee on the stool in that exact get up with the shirt tucked in that is garunteed whenever ya step in a pokies room😂

[@harrisonmagic6305]

looks a looser, is a looser, feels like a million bucks I bet.

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

Used to have this guy in our crew that would gamble away his entire month salary in 1 day

[@piotrprzytycki7919]

Yeah that's just me mum in law

[@joshs3775]

I can't believe they got my dad to be in this video!

[@BenRankinYT]

Words of absolute comfort: “I love you” ❌ “It’s not your fault” ❌ “Yeah mate” ✅

[@DrCoomer_1]

"$500 AU Falcon"

[@galaxykitty9690]

Yeah mate (I'm Aussie btw lol)

[@kidalcoholic4092]

@@galaxykitty9690 Yeah nah mate

[@S12_LukeTaylor]

Fuck yeah mate

[@galaxykitty9690]

@@brynmorgan579 pfp doesn't make an aussie, I never bothered changing mine in months but was going to. Plus it looks close to how I do. I in fact have blue eyes and blonde hair looks brown due to Melbourne weather being trash.

[@blackoutlol2857]

To anyone outside of Australia watching this these aren’t jokes just straight up what every single pub here is like.

[@kieranwalsh2058]

As funny as the video is, it’s not even exaggerated. This is exactly how pubs are

[@dayligs]

Same thing in New Zealand too, so relatable

[@EatMyShortsAU]

Yeah plus it seems like a very generic pub. Like 99% of pubs look like this lol. Same food, same beers, same pokie machines, same blue collar worker crowd, Keno etc.

[@blackoutlol2857]

@@kieranwalsh2058 that’s effectively what I said lol

[@mattlevens6382]

Pretty much sums up my local spoons in the UK

[@AWF1000]

The most default pub meal ever. Chicken parmigiana with chips and salad. 😅

[@tomrankin3893]

But you hold the salad, get a boat of gravy and some chicken salt.

[@Blkout88]

And mushroom gravy mate

[@somerandomdude6977]

But dang it, it’s the most reliable meal you can get

[@AWF1000]

@@somerandomdude6977 it's mainly because it's the only meal that I know I will like. If I order something else, it probably sucks. The other option I always see is scallops and they are bloody disgusting. 😅

[@amaruvandevu8603]

@@somerandomdude6977 not anymore mate, inflation. $1000 for a steak now

[@IsaacWale2004]

You know a day is good when Garn uploads.

[@ryanbuckler9932]

Frfr

[@watermelon2223]

Why does someone comment this every video

[@IsaacWale2004]

​@@watermelon2223 It's a KZbin trend ig 😂

[@TheBestJackOnYouTube]

best aussie youtuber man

[@kaynevathalisack2091]

Was just having a convo with one of the Bois and he said stop rn garn has posted

[@beautifulpinksweater1527]

If any non-Australian's want to learn about Australian culture, Garn is your best source of education.

[@mattcorcoran7082]

It’s spot on eh?

[@Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony]

hoorooo

[@Entity-rq7fo]

Nothin better than after a 10 hour day in the tools, you head down to the local pub for a schooey and parmi to watch garn and blow 50 bucks on the pokies

[@Shaddow798]

Only fidy more like 12hund

[@Entity-rq7fo]

@@Shaddow798 I'm the apprentice mate

[@jaredwilliams2357]

It’s like I can read it but I can’t at the same time

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

I always get a parmi at a new place, if its not good I don't come back. because screwing up a simple parmi should be impossible.

[@timothyphillips4801]

Your all on the fun snorkel fellas, 10 hours on the fkn tools?....cmon..I'll break it down. 4 hours on tools 2 hours on the spicy salad and/or devils dandruff 4 hours watchin tiktok.

[@BrainsWorld]

As a Brian who works in HR and used to do pub gigs, I feel personally attacked 😂

[@hardmcshaft7931]

Thats funny as

[@thelaughingprophet2275]

Cmon Bri…..lend us $50 mate, you know I’m good for it.

[@delusion5867]

better not have played shannon noll

[@hometownmedic7355]

Did you file a complaint with HR?

[@nicolethornhill4972]

That ‘yeah mate’ is as iconic as ‘I’ll be back’ from the terminator films

[@kevrenner3889]

Left out the young couple who have bought their screaming kid into the pub to run riot while they eat anything on the menu except the parmi

[@tomoneil8638]

Or the pubs that put playgrounds in them like it's a McDonald's.

[@YeahIDontKn0wEither]

​@@tomoneil8638And call themselves a 'hotel' to try sounding posh

[@CrackerMilk]

Such a good one. Good stuff fellas.

[@TheBestJackOnYouTube]

yes he’s the best

[@GarnComedy]

cheers brother

[@redumulis2448]

Its incredible that 10 months later and Garn still looks likes he's never once had a shower.

[@samholdsworth420]

They don't have showers in Australia

[@DonEttelo]

The character’s name is Murph, but yes, that is true.

[@markb4997]

I feel the sudden urge to go to the pub now.

[@amaruvandevu8603]

😂😂😂 don’t lose your life savings brother. ❤❤❤

[@yorakhunt69]

you forgot that one old bloke who's sitting at one of the pokies machines at 9am on a Monday (he's been there on the same chair since 3pm last Saturday) wearing a pair of soiled tracksuit pants feeding the machine his fortnightly pension payment

[@deanchur]

You forgot half the pokie room being filled with people who were born sometime in the Triassic Period.

[@Chimney_Swift]

I've already watched the whole video and I can confirm this is another Garn classic

[@dracomessup]

I was in 50 seconds before I pressed that thumbs up, should have done it sooner.

[@bbloomfield6497]

Production value on this shoot and the effort put in by everyone was next level!

[@nowthatsfunny8255]

Lol love it! Unfortunately that $37.50 parma meal ain’t a joke 😂

[@SkateTutorials93]

What kind of pubs are you all going to? Every pub I've been to in NSW a parmy costs anywhere from $20-$25 lol

[@cobyfield9237]

@@SkateTutorials93 wharf shed in geelong was $32 for a Parma last week. Had a better parma at my local in my regional town for $25, you'd get 2 serves out of it too.

[@david929190]

What's a Parmy?

[@braden459]

@@david929190 chicken parmesan

[@Raptorboi]

​@@david929190 Chicken Parmigiana. It's a deep fried breaded chicken breast that has been flattened, usually with sliced tomatoes and cheese on top. Served with hot chips (fries if you're US) and a salad.

[@legionofgod6691]

Ive worked security at a pub and this is Spot on 🤣👌🏾

[@BruceWayne-fg1kk]

Same here. Old mate Garn just forgot to mention the time when that drunk guy fell down every flight of stairs

[@admiralcat8409]

It is going to be a good day when Garn makes a new video

[@bladegleeson]

You know it's a good day when Garn posts a new video.

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

Every Australian can relate to this. 😂

[@_JC_21]

Nah.

[@baabaabaa2293]

Yeahnaa... my pubs nowhere near as flash as this!

[@moose8896]

Not in WA, no pokies out here

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

@@moose8896 why even live?

[@thegrimreaper6787]

​@@thebig0opsyshow505 fair fucking question honestly

[@sammyemmy4]

I work at a pub in Australia and I will say everything but the keno plug-in is spot on. Tbh I don’t think our patrons are smart/stupid enough to do that 🤣🤣

[@torgranael]

Based on half the people I know, my money is on "smart".

[@MrBibi86]

*Another spot on vid about our Aussie culture*

[@jagtaggart936]

0:46 "Not once has live music ever made a trip to the pub more enjoyable." LOUDER FOR THE PUB OWNERS IN THE BACK, PLEASE!

[@bibsp3556]

The most accurate assessment you've done. Why do we do this to ourselves. The TAB has turned the local pub into a pain

[@mattcorcoran7082]

No money in booze anymore. No gambling, no pubs.

[@Barryislarge]

1:14 that guy has too much emotion to be a real pokie player, those nanas are stone cold as they sink away their children's inheritance

[@LincolnsDementure]

The bloke throwing his hands up after losing, walking away and immediately coming back to a different machine was beyond accurate (I am him)

[@sko1beer]

dont move off the machine now its about to pay big 🤣

[@vhsskateboards]

“Outta tune acoustic guitar” sounds wild with an Aussie accent

[@transittimes2008]

I really gotta give credit to Declan, he’s probably got the most Aussie talent on KZbin

[@ElSandwich777]

Realising the meal he was eating, Parmy, Chips, Pub Salad and a jug is the EXACT meal I get whenever I go to one to eat was the first time I’ve ever had a facepalm moment on one of these. Jesus Christ was I embarrassed for myself.

[@rotarpowered6665]

Ohhh, so that explains why all the pool cues are always snapped in half😭

[@DukeNukem-b7p]

Not to mention the pool cues that are about as straight as a gay banana, with no cue tip 😂. And no bloody chalk.

[@lukeplayzgamez6414]

Todays my birthday and having garn upload is the best present 😎

[@Ms_eLLE]

Garn's videos are the way I educate my friends and family back home about how life really is like in Australia. Thanks for the educational vids!

[@nicktroisi6347]

1:16 😂😂😂😂 I literally did this the other night 😂

[@timeodaneosetdona]

Loved that Ocean’s 11 esq soundtrack as they try to rig the Keno….

[@talboyovGY]

When i was in Australia it blew my mind that betting shops have pubs in them!

[@mikespike2099]

Hi-Vis vests are mandatory pub dress codes these days.....

[@ashhammer2415]

'Every local footy club ever' im waiting for that one

[@mattcorcoran7082]

lol classic 😂

[@luminance69]

you forgot the moment when you accidentally walk into the pokies room, get flashbanged, and have to spend 20 minutes recovering from it.

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Garn is a living Aussie legend - nothing more Aussie than having a good pub feed

[@JackMarston.1895]

This is great, you are finally back

[@bigbird0993]

? Mark you have a gaming page ?

[@RimmyDownunder]

I don't know how I only just got recommended your videos, but fuck me dead they're brilliant. KZbin algorithm was sleeping on these, reminds me of Shooter Williamson's stuff.

[@Dodzfather]

Pretty much my favourite content on youtube at the moment thank for another beautiful nugget

[@ryzusun]

A fool and their money, are easily parted 😂😂

[@guyfromaucklandnz]

As a Kiwi who works at a TAB-affiliated bar I can confirm that this is a highly accurate representation of our recreational ecosystem. Don't forget also the ladies of a "questionable profession" who sometimes loiter around the pokies waiting to ingratiate themselves to the next bloke who wins the $500 jackpot.

[@harrisonfjord1455]

recereational ecosystem, brilliant

[@jayannan9897]

The tab is the best part of the pub. Pokies are rubbish but the tab is a very social place with lots of laughing. The tab and smoking ares are the heart of every pub✌🍻

[@MajesticDemonLord]

Best documentary of 2023.

[@lucidhoody4208]

I can literally smell the faint scent of ciggies in the air and the warm feel of that shitty blue carpet in every pub from here, spot on XD

[@imomedvidek]

I'm getting all my information about Australia and its inhabitants from Garn. Can't wait to visit some day and put my vast knowledge of Australian culture to good use.

[@yakidme]

“Yeah mate” is the best intro to every vid 😂

[@Scruffy818]

I’ve left australia last year… was living there for 14 years ! Thanks for posting these… Missin it !! Ah man.. no place like it ! Take it easy

[@Venenata]

The part with the virtual racing is so true

[@optimascrime5235]

Loved how this turned into Aussie ocean's 11 at the end😅

[@Wallet_Inspector]

4:25 3 guys running from their problems at a pub... One in work boots, one in thongs. lol

[@kevinmacrae3162]

Yeah it's pretty accurate,feel like I'm walking into a funeral these days with the tab integrated into the pubs now, every one quiet gambling away there money,sipping on the one pint for 2 hours,and giving me dirty looks cause I turn the jukebox ON while chatting up the skimpy that I ask can we turn it up a bit louder lol

[@georgegattey]

Garn never fails to entertain

[@gcm747]

I’m just waiting for the ‘I’ve been to a pub and this is sooo accurate’ comments.

[@Haalyle]

It's terrible just how accurate this is.

[@690_5]

Was genuinely checking this channel for upload 40 minutes ago and here we are.

[@witerunguard1737]

Any one else remember seeing the poker machines as a kid and thinking they where games. 😅

[@azzathepopcultureviking]

This would so suit and inspire a "Every Cafe Ever" Video 🤣🤣🤣

[@gerardroll6468]

Long time, no see Murph 👍😆. All the best to you, your family & ALL of your subscribers all the best for a very happy & safe Easter. Love the video mate… Love ya work 👍😁

[@moto3463]

Spot on love every video 🤣🤣

[@nemoooooooo13]

So glad you called it a parmi! 🤙🏻

[@oskarrmason9617]

The perfect place to celebrate your birthday with friends and family, get into fights and to get fucking pissed.

[@jbullforg]

Connor just wanted an excuse to have a parmi and drink beer. xD

[@AstrixCloud]

"I've only got two fuckin eyes mate" hahahah I absolutely lost it, how bloody true that statement is about the tv's.

[@MartinJones123]

Keno pamphlets 😂

[@trinkabuszczuk6138]

Doesn’t apply to WA, mate: no pokies over here! 👍🏼😊

[@baabaabaa2293]

Keep it that way, it's ruined pubs!!

[@trinkabuszczuk6138]

@@baabaabaa2293 We only have them in the casino. They’re not ever in the RSLs. 👍🏼

[@baabaabaa2293]

@@trinkabuszczuk6138 lm in SA...as soon as they got machines the lounge bar became gaming rooms...no more bands...it's ruined it. Ill have a punt on the nags but not the pokies. NSW tried to warn us!

[@spadgm]

Need to get through one more nightmarish day at work tomorrow before Easter, but it will be easier now cause the Legend Garn has graced you tube with another vid!

[@baabaabaa2293]

🍺🍺🍺

[@lukemurphy4281]

Love garns work and the laughs watching it

[@MoistCrumpet]

This is exactly what it’s like when I go to this one local pub with my family for dinner. It’s seems like every single pub in Australia is exactly the same.

[@punkin.4821]

If you ever run out of skits you should do every Garn video ever… and it’s just a compilation of all your past videos for like a milestone

[@garykirk1968]

Those Keno cards are always great to level the crappy tables that wobble more than the patrons on their way out at 02:00..

[@owen8140]

I practically grew in this pub😂

[@the_shadow_realm5110]

If that Bully in the red shirt catches Garn, he's gonna iron him right out!

[@anthonyc4812]

Just innocently watching this and realising this is a pub I go to. Wtaf !

[@Doz-Clips]

All that tradie stuff... now it's the meeting ground for all of them - or random blokes in high vis

[@Grymyrk]

As a Kiwi I fucking love Aussie pubs.

[@latewizard301]

it's funny that no matter the country, there's still something relatable in this video.

[@AIomina]

It took me 2 minutes to realize you speaking English

[@bleachrap]

hahaha best one yet!!

[@DarkPhoenix984]

What a GARN great day it is, always great with a new update.

[@misskarinaleigh]

Heck yes to a Garn upload! Made me day mate! 😂

[@maxibon7750]

1:14 Cracked me up

[@erikjohnsen2411]

This applies for over here in the USA too…especially that first 1 min oooh man those hit close to home. 😂🤣😂

[@NewHandleWhoDeez]

Another proper down unda masterpiece, cheers mate

[@gregorymosher5008]

Really enjoying these longer skits showing stupid missions lol. Would love to see a garn movie

[@michael2636]

I'm starting to suspect that Australia has a bit of a gambling problem, eh?

[@WafflesX3XD]

probs spent at least 1/10th of my childhood in local pubs lmao. the fish and chips at our local are legendary :-)

[@michaeldewing1904]

The best is that every Australian is commenting how it’s not even a joke, it’s just how it is put on film.! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

Garn. The only good thing to come out of Townsville.

[@newgabe09]

you truly make me laugh out loud. Timing. Visuals. Script. Face. Hair. The best.

[@Aurian1234]

I love how his hat is getting mankier with every video.

[@deadfaeskin]

(it’s his daily hat)

[@tomcrowell6395]

Thankyou for this absolute Australia gold you all are amazing 🤩

[@robindodd4761]

Garn great job funny great Segway music spot on editing was good. All your videos have been good. Great to see your content is getting so much better. Paul hogan would find this funny. Please keep up the work you don’t find this Aussie comedy any more on tv.

[@nick0804]

The pencils with no lead was spot on 😂

[@benvasilinda9729]

Going to the pub is still better than being caught drinking a Bud Light.