Every Pub Ever... | Garn.

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Yeah mate, the Aussie Pub, a dimly lit building full of Tradies & Punters, popular with Australians due to its abundance of Pokies and Parmi's, with every pub having the same glitch of no matter which direction you look you're somehow always facing a 75inch LCD TV screen playing 4 different CGI horse races at once.
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Every Pub Ever... | Garn.
Every RSL Ever...
Every Australian Pub Ever...
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Every Pub Feed Ever...
KENO Lifehack...
A guide to Aussie Pubs...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

we left out that there's always one couple in the smokers havin a absolute domestic about which machine they're feeding their last 50 - please subscribe!

[@drasticdemon7695]

true

[@mercurymasters]

fuck everytime theres that one smashed up couple going on about god knows what

[@DaInternetBear]

You forgot about their dumbass kid begging for $5 to have 1 game of pinball in the dingiest corner of the pub from the edge of the over 18s section

[@elliottb7009]

time for a re-upload.

[@HashBrownDoyler]

Also forgot the closet 50 year old homosexual trying to chat up the straight pissed 20 year old blokes

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

The guy winning $1500 and pretending he didn't put in $7500 was fucking spot on.

[@AndersAU]

& standing with one knee on the stool in that exact get up with the shirt tucked in that is garunteed whenever ya step in a pokies room😂

[@harrisonmagic6305]

looks a looser, is a looser, feels like a million bucks I bet.

[@MyHentaiGirl]

Used to have this guy in our crew that would gamble away his entire month salary in 1 day

[@piotrprzytycki7919]

Yeah that's just me mum in law

[@joshs3775]

I can't believe they got my dad to be in this video!

[@IsaacWale2004]

You know a day is good when Garn uploads.

[@ryanbuckler9932]

Frfr

[@watermelon2223]

Why does someone comment this every video

[@IsaacWale2004]

​@@watermelon2223 It's a KZbin trend ig 😂

[@TheBestJackOnYouTube]

best aussie youtuber man

[@kaynevathalisack2091]

Was just having a convo with one of the Bois and he said stop rn garn has posted

[@markb4997]

I feel the sudden urge to go to the pub now.

[@amaruvandevu8603]

😂😂😂 don’t lose your life savings brother. ❤❤❤

[@yorakhunt69]

you forgot that one old bloke who's sitting at one of the pokies machines at 9am on a Monday (he's been there on the same chair since 3pm last Saturday) wearing a pair of soiled tracksuit pants feeding the machine his fortnightly pension payment

[@deanchur]

You forgot half the pokie room being filled with people who were born sometime in the Triassic Period.

[@CrackerMilk]

Such a good one. Good stuff fellas.

[@TheBestJackOnYouTube]

yes he’s the best

[@GarnComedy]

cheers brother

[@sammyemmy4]

I work at a pub in Australia and I will say everything but the keno plug-in is spot on. Tbh I don’t think our patrons are smart/stupid enough to do that 🤣🤣

[@torgranael]

Based on half the people I know, my money is on "smart".

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

Every Australian can relate to this. 😂

[@_JC_21]

Nah.

[@baabaabaa2293]

Yeahnaa... my pubs nowhere near as flash as this!

[@moose8896]

Not in WA, no pokies out here

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

@@moose8896 why even live?

[@thegrimreaper6787]

​@@thebig0opsyshow505 fair fucking question honestly

[@Chimney_Swift]

I've already watched the whole video and I can confirm this is another Garn classic

[@dracomessup]

I was in 50 seconds before I pressed that thumbs up, should have done it sooner.

[@bibsp3556]

The most accurate assessment you've done. Why do we do this to ourselves. The TAB has turned the local pub into a pain

[@mattcorcoran7082]

No money in booze anymore. No gambling, no pubs.

[@imomedvidek]

I'm getting all my information about Australia and its inhabitants from Garn. Can't wait to visit some day and put my vast knowledge of Australian culture to good use.

[@Venenata]

The part with the virtual racing is so true

[@MartinJones123]

Keno pamphlets 😂

[@Scruffy818]

I’ve left australia last year… was living there for 14 years ! Thanks for posting these… Missin it !! Ah man.. no place like it ! Take it easy

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Garn is a living Aussie legend - nothing more Aussie than having a good pub feed

[@mikespike2099]

Hi-Vis vests are mandatory pub dress codes these days.....

[@vhsskateboards]

“Outta tune acoustic guitar” sounds wild with an Aussie accent

[@luminance69]

you forgot the moment when you accidentally walk into the pokies room, get flashbanged, and have to spend 20 minutes recovering from it.

[@optimascrime5235]

Loved how this turned into Aussie ocean's 11 at the end😅

[@Dozilicous]

All that tradie stuff... now it's the meeting ground for all of them - or random blokes in high vis

[@MajesticDemonLord]

Best documentary of 2023.

[@ryzusun]

A fool and their money, are easily parted 😂😂

[@newgabe09]

you truly make me laugh out loud. Timing. Visuals. Script. Face. Hair. The best.

[@owen8140]

I practically grew in this pub😂

[@the_shadow_realm5110]

If that Bully in the red shirt catches Garn, he's gonna iron him right out!

[@HawkBird]

Yeah quite accurate, you also forgot those locals who act like they own the whole bloody joint, and the workers who behind your back, are just taking dog-water about your dumb order

[@HawkBird]

(Yes KZbin wasn't happy with my language and this became pg af)

[@1Longranger]

Ahhh.... The Vale.. some interesting specimens there!

[@millzi88]

Yes yes YES! Always a treat when this fella shows up on my notifications.

[@GhilenPeek]

He's right about live music at the pub, works at many other places, but just feels off at a pub.

[@Secret_Soul_Survivor]

Yeah, sadly pub designs aren't for good acoustics.

[@robindodd4761]

Garn great job funny great Segway music spot on editing was good. All your videos have been good. Great to see your content is getting so much better. Paul hogan would find this funny. Please keep up the work you don’t find this Aussie comedy any more on tv.

[@brendanwessling4702]

A lot of this spot on.I only started a ob at one of my locals and I can confirm there have been people pump in thousands then win not even that back, walk out like they'd won the lottery

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

Garn. The only good thing to come out of Townsville.

[@LaChartre]

The Mike Nolan hi-vis!!! So that’s what it looks like!

[@michael2636]

I'm starting to suspect that Australia has a bit of a gambling problem, eh?

[@5Perf65mm]

Best one yet! You are getting better and better and making these. That was better writing and production than I see on the TV :-)

[@MrA71717]

Mike Nolan loves a few free cokes while playing the pokeys after a long day of council cashies

[@redhawkneofeatherman261]

I love how I could tell this was Australian by just the thumbnail despite having never been to Australia in my life

[@tomcrowell6395]

Thankyou for this absolute Australia gold you all are amazing 🤩

[@sadsoul777]

1:14 fuck that hit home, cracking the shits then just moving machines like it’s gonna have a different outcome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimpikoulis6726]

No fun in the pub without a classic Aussie Bar Brawl

[@ethanporto1745]

The guy that came back drunkenly on the bus 😂😂😂😂

[@sleepyweakness390]

Hands down the best live music is the Red Cow Penrith 😂

[@Unicorn-loves-Cocktails]

I just discovered your videos today. Hilarious 😅 I'm also Kiwi and lots of what you describe here is also pretty accurate for NZ pubs too

[@mattcorcoran7082]

Copy cats

[@laurapills]

I cant eat when watching your vids cuz they make me laugh too hard

[@thelaughingprophet2275]

And you forgot the old bastard that lives in the corner that sees everything.

[@just_some_random_dude8145]

Best ending 😂😂😂

[@boris8787]

Hand of Glory pub in the town of Chillingbourne - 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[@feelincrispy7053]

Ya mate drinking cider was the real crime here 00:36

[@peterfraser9890]

Very accurate. This is brilliant!! 🤣

[@JBAutomotive794]

If I study enough Garn vids, when I travel to Aussie land I'll be Smicko

[@WraithWriter]

Dude's the Aussie Norman Reedus... 😂

[@nickgrech9634]

Thank you for always bringing quality content

[@ethxcli112]

The good old parma.

[@dannywayne311]

That shirt is a classic, yeah mate won’t be long people will be asking, “can we got to SoS for dinner? “

[@VerTProductionss]

No lie mate this right here was if someone had made a days documentary of my nearby local pub, it's fucking hilarious how accurate it is lmao. Anyways good shit Garn as always.

[@300blackpeople]

holy hell a new garn video all my sacrifices to the dark one must have worked!!!!!

[@TheBestJackOnYouTube]

Garn I love your videos man!

[@James-rf5tn]

Warm cold sausages 😂

[@wingedangel6030]

Garn upload, just I needed this afternoon

[@calmauric8218]

A Parmi should always cost slightly more than your hourly rate. It's science

[@Gaming101-f2x]

As a Aussie I can confirm this is 100% accurate 🤣

[@gnarlyhogg]

YES YES YES GARN UPLOADED

[@jamiiiepilton1530]

Honestly your best video by far 👏

[@Will-I-Maybe]

I can't get over how funny Murphs run at the end is

[@Allannah_Of_Rome]

Today is a good day, it's Garn day!! 🤪😁

[@ihasfingers7883]

sounds like the kiwi experience

[@samc3769]

Your a legend, Love your videos!

[@BWater-yq3jx]

1:32 Yup I've made the same observation; all these losers around trying to look like they work, lol.

[@Victoura56]

1I love the Ocean’s 11 style bit. Excellent mate

[@_JC_21]

2:12 WARM COLD SAUSAGES eh, garn? .....

[@suss23]

I want to go to the pub for a drink and a chat, nothing else, drink and chat, that simple!

[@bofori5101]

I'm glad the channel owner is aware enough to give us English subtitles.

[@FilmAdd1cted]

that upload notification is the best part of my day

[@Jango1989]

Australian pubs look brutal.

[@orlandomurray2326]

Haha nice one mate always great vids

[@TGJosh]

100% correct... Love the VIdeo

[@denisohbrien]

so a pub in austrilia, is basically a bookies with a bar. here in the uk, we just drink in pubs :)

[@joshanderson9391]

Not in Western Australia. Only casinos have gaming machines, they are banned in pubs there

[@csbcsb4458]

​@@joshanderson9391 ...a bookie isn't a gaming 'pokies' machine. Plenty of TAB (ie. a bookie) machines in 95% of pubs in Western Australia.

[@baabaabaa2293]

This is obv early arvo on a wk day..no bastard there. And what, ya can't do two things at once... punt & drink?

[@TheKnobCalledTone.]

Nah mate, it's more like a Wetherspoon's that's been overrun with fruit machines, and also just happens to have a betting shop on the premises.

[@damionneranginui6546]

Mate, do every bouncer ever. I can give insights. I ended up instructor issuing licences. It's comedy Gold. I swear

[@sonicewrxsti]

I see new garn, I click like !

[@IsaacWale2004]

Awesome video 😂

[@farmhanddiaries5422]

And The typical kiwi pub has the farmer’s who are always bantering about the prices of their produce

[@MR.LMR1996]

This isn't a meme. This isn't a joke. This guy is spitting facts. Especially with the bastard Pub Singers.

[@rxspect.4509]

Bros funny asf love you bro

[@kidofdarkness4581]

Garn uploaded, time to sesh

[@darknessitself8259]

love your stuff man :)

[@GlennyDemons]

Christmas came early with this one murph

[@maddog9613]

Garn you’re the man

[@dreemwalka]

oi can't....funny af and true....mate keep it up

[@SammygameingYT]

this is so good 😂😂😂

[@patricklauer4452]

As someone who was brought to pubs all the time by parents growing up this was dead on lmao

[@joanfergusonsgirl4774]

He missed the part where ya sit down in the sports bar with ya keno ticket amongst a sea racing screens only to find there’s one bloody tiny ass keno screen that’s half shit itself and conveniently behind a bloody poll in the very far corner of the pub 😂

[@kimberly_mp]

Should do one on every miner/fifo worker ever

[@richardwright4809]

This is like Australian Letterkenny and I love it

[@amberogrady4458]

Love Garn, he's very funny 😁 😂

[@bobthecrushr]

This is so foreign to American bars that I’m baffled.

[@jcole1679]

the weirdest thing about this is the carpet.

[@praeamble]

My favourite part's the guy at 1:14 throws his arms up at the machine only to walk to the identical one right next to it 😂

[@elizabethdawson4108]

LUV your videos -elizabeth nz xox💕

[@leorickt.9604]

Its amazing how much australia is just a mix between the UK and North America

[@scottwilliam6141]

No it’s not.Not even close.