Can I Chop Down a Tree Using Only a Tree?

[@Ididathing]

Follow me on twitter so the other youtubers stop laughing at me. twitter.com/ididathing1

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

oak A

[@horsecow]

im permanently banned from twitter

[@mr-killer7879]

wtf the video is 1 min ago and the comment is 1 day ago!! 👁👄👁

[@danielyach2333]

No

[@tomfoulds1612]

Sup dude

[@integza]

Sometimes I feel like I have a safety problem but then I watch one of your videos and I feel better again

[@mrpigeonalt4371]

i found you m8 :) also tomato torture

[@DatWingMan]

You’re not gonna feel safe watching him throw chainsaws in the air

[@CapCarCap]

I just was watching some of your videos

[@RagebaitRating]

I agree checkmark

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@Juanbrawlstars]

“What if I lost all my tools and used a piece of wood to cut wood” *proceeds to use every tool he possibly can*

[@forsaken7161]

Minecraft

[@Kelohmello]

Yeah, his band saw is dying and he busted part of his sander trying to make the axe. Sounds like this video was exactly what he said it was.

[@yeye9376]

he said tools not machines

[@Jdjdsebastian90]

@@yeye9376 he uses a hammer

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

Hey he told you, if you want one you can just go steal his

[@jasonbucy]

The amount of time you spend off camera setting up for a 5 second gag is stupidly impressive 😂

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX21potqeceka8U

[@FreeRiderFMX]

Well its probably his full time job! Haha

[@evanc5119]

This is my first video watching of his!! Lmfao freaking hilarious, it's hard to tell right away if he's in his own garage but then realize he's just a comedy genius

[@Novatothebrim]

Yeah the frozen block of wood sent me 😂

[@diegog1853]

Well lf you think about it... The whole video is prep for a 5 second gag in which he breaks an obviously not durable wooden axe against a stump lol

[@knowEyeDeer]

I'm not a woodworker, I am an aerospace engineer (mech) and when you detailed the direction of woodgrain - even I knew to expect this ending. A woodworker would have gone completely insane watching this.

[@OsKuukkeli]

As a primarily lumber builder I can confirm. I had a wooden cuckoo come out of my mouth and a little wind up monkey was banging cymbals in my eyes almost the whole time.

[@Zimbobroke]

can you guys explain plis

[@T04STSR]

​​@@Zimbobroke Think of the woodgrain as the sturdier part of the wood, but its strength really only works when stress travels in the direction of it. SO in the terms of our axe head, the grain is going up and down, but the force is impacting it from its left-right. So basically, that axe head held zero strength/resilience for the impact it was going to be used for, as you can see the wood broke until it reached the grain.... Something like that I'm not a carpenter or woodworker lol. Let the woodworker correct me if he deems necessary (Tbh u could probably Google it, maybe I should've too)

[@therealPman219]

I've been whittling with real soft wood for god knows how long but take this with a grain of salt because idk much about the big pieces of wood. Anyway there's not really a good way for the grain to go. Looking at the axe from the side (you see it like 🪓 this lol) if the grain goes the way he did it (up and down) its very weak to side/side and front/back stress. I think the best grain would be left to right but because the axe is curved and wood it'll still probably crack on the first swing or two.

[@knowEyeDeer]

@@therealPman219 if you wanted to do this properly to have it work you would need to have layers of timber with the grain alternating direction and create a laminate head. Then the axe head would be omnidirectionally strengthened. I hope that helps.

[@bluz9951]

can we take a moment to appreciate how this man literally went out of his way to freeze a block of wood in a big ice cube and put sawdust in his mouth for 5 seconds of video time

[@jacewhite8540]

Quality over quantity

[@jamesh1758]

he rolled up the stairs for less than 2 seconds of content

[@paddington1670]

ahhhh someone else who watches editing over content

[@eklhaft4531]

I thought he just put it in plastic box to look like ice but then he dropped it on the floor O_o

[@ananiashard9466]

@@paddington1670 ?¿

[@HandToolRescue]

I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

[@odaybyday2751]

Happy Gilmore nice

[@user-rd3jw7pv7i]

That was.. beautiful

[@skitzfritz7438]

Nothin is more important than family😎

[@jaydencabello1353]

@@skitzfritz7438 yes

[@r3bane598]

Dom torreto* family*

[@salty.chippies6510]

The dedication this man has for certain bits that would’ve taken days just for 2 seconds in a video

[@gamerforce1229]

The wooden block frozen in water was something none of us saw coming.

[@salty.chippies6510]

@@gamerforce1229 Absolutely comedy I say

[@XwarslayerXmemechannel]

@@gamerforce1229 Something I woodent have seen coming either

[@gamerforce1229]

@@XwarslayerXmemechannel fuck me, i've almost never felt more dumb. incredible.

[@mobySlick_]

For real. This is somewhat like Family Guy except instead of a room full of stoned af writers coming up with stuff there's just... well I have no idea and I don't dare to even think about it.

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

“Microwaving is a method used by old people to get their wood hard.” That is poetic

[@miguelsolana8590]

Underappreciated...❤😂

[@dixierekt8096]

"Hey Stan can you grab me a beer from the fridge?"

[@ConstantinPalagyi]

ahem

[@ragoopanzer166]

The fact he’s managed to keep all his fingers up to this point is impressive

[@cloudcorey]

and toes 😭

[@muhhamadavdol3781]

What do you mean? He disappeared into the sander

[@livellemulmato6683]

that moment when wood jumped into saw reminded how often small metal jumped from my hand into that circular power tool to cut metal. learned to use pliers to hold metal instead of my fingers.

[@hughg.rection5446]

barely he’s nearly bitten them off 😂

[@the.one37]

his nails tho

[@dankmachine]

I just found your channel, and this is how your videos appear to be: ✅ Entertaining ✅ Informative ✅ Interesting ✅ Stressful for people who often use the tools you use ✅ Amazing

[@Ididathing]

Ahaha that is a pretty great summary

[@poopoogamer1232]

@@Ididathing GEORGE FLOYD

[@petterjy5047]

@@poopoogamer1232 ?

[@vid2422]

just discovered it as well. this channel has a lot in common with electroBoom

[@roshp4454]

@@vid2422 electroboom is kinda cringy imo but this guys humour is absolutely spot on

[@chinnokx]

The timing of that rain was immaculate 12:05. He truly goes above and beyond, bending nature to his very whim, all for the cinematic quality of this video. Well done.

[@terriblyterrified8742]

pulling out classic cartoon tropes for an extra cinematic effect

[@mexicahotcheetos]

@🇰🇵KIM JUNG-UN Bro these fucking bots.

[@urbexingTss]

nah he just autralian

[@masonman8182]

He said if he could chop down a tree with a tree

[@masonman8182]

1:14 he did say he was sharpening his teeth

[@KazuNEET]

This guy is actually insane. Took the time not only to actually do this but also for all the shenanigans. Props to him honestly. He deserves the 3 million subs.

[@ronno7660]

The production value, so good yet in the most dumb way possible..

[@josecoronadonieto6911]

It's 5 million now!!

[@Quisshy]

Dare i say, 5 million

[@danielbishop982]

“Can we cut down a tree using only a tree?” “... Yes.” *grabs chainsaw*

[@coldfusionstormgaming1808]

This really bugged me alot more than it should in general this video uses ALOT MORE tools than the title suggests

[@anormalperson1188]

What about a chainsaw made out of paper

[@sketchworld828]

Mhm

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

He answered your question. That doesn't mean he has to demonstrate or prove it.

[@Narwhal12]

@@coldfusionstormgaming1808I think the point was moreso to create the axe out of wood using tools then use thst axe to cut it down instead of using only the wood from the tree Which makes sense ig

[@wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822]

This man has the most calming voice and the most unhinged content simultaneously

[@sparkun1]

never seen nile green

[@0Clewi0]

@@sparkun1 not as unhinged when most of the safety protocols are met

[@sparkun1]

@@0Clewi0 thats even worse

[@0Clewi0]

@@sparkun1 I forgot green was the parody one

[@YourBoySup]

Like Huggbees

[@D4rant]

Crafting a wooden axe looks easier in Minecraft

[@naoeveel]

Way more easier

[@Gemsverse]

@@naoeveel reality:

[@feesh2147]

No duh its a video game

[@vyons2989]

@@feesh2147 r/wooooosh

[@librocubicularist8379]

@@feesh2147 r/calmit

[@LittleTimmy2016]

The fact he needed tools to make the axe to chop the wood explains why perpetual motion doesn't work, proving that we live in a society

[@Karoku2100]

This guy is like *How To Basic* but with a hundred percent less eggs and more workshop disasters. Absolutely genius.

[@trxtech3010]

I thought the same thing. I'm almost certain that they're the same people lol

[@lucarioluxray29]

@@talimproductions howtobasic is Australian

[@sparky-xz1nb]

And more face and speaking

[@romainsavioz5466]

Howtobasic identity confirmed

[@Marcus-jz8um]

idk maybe 98% less eggs

[@nickjeffrey8050]

This guy is actually off his head with the crazy pointless shit he adds and I kinda like it now lol

[@DaxtonAnderson]

Reminds me of a young Colin Furze back in the late 00s lol

[@marcharrison9847]

Ennit

[@stickiedmin6508]

You could have just said, "Australian." Same thing really...

[@mgeller854]

It’s great, fucking hilarious how serious he is with a joke, I loved the “using lizards to eat spiders in my house” so freaking funny😂

[@funiclas]

dang that clip is disturbing

[@burnt7882]

Jesus christ, that was one of the most messed up death scene Ive scene in a while.

[@chrisking4236]

I've scene.

[@brettalankline9375]

@@michagabo8819 fuck yeah 🤘🏻

[@1_Trident]

@@michagabo8819 I have no clue what you said

[@poob2372]

@@michagabo8819 dude why here, stop

[@Gone4Everx]

@@poob2372 probably a bot that autocommented cause of the mentioning of jesus

[@seklerek]

holy shit that teeth sharpening bit made my skin crawl

[@NoOne-dj1ou]

yeah that made me feel ill

[@StonedtotheBones13]

I'm p sure you can sharpen chainsaw blades, but I don't think that's what would be the best way

[@Pixelcraftian]

"What would I do.. if I didn't have an axe?" Answer: Sick tricks, that's for sure.

[@cowyeti21]

why are you everywhere?

[@bonkmastersupreme8805]

I always see you and the mustache guy in the comment section

[@timcox2498]

Dude you are everywhere

[@jacovichstabs841]

The real answer is just use the chainsaw he has lol

[@bbseal6174]

i don't get it

[@taeisyoung7722]

It’s impossible to tell when he’s about to set up for a joke or genuine advice

[@ThefatheroftheFog]

That is because he doesn't need to setup a joke

[@ZTheLastViking]

@@ThefatheroftheFog That makes no sense what u just said

[@ThefatheroftheFog]

@@ZTheLastViking sometimes you can make sense when you're eating water pineapple in the movie theater

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

He has virtually the same inflection with every word

[@Ididathing]

Im actually never joking this is all genuine advice

[@sovietunion8087]

This guys building skills are impressive but his humour is on a entirely different level

[@blueslav101]

Да comrade

[@ariahazrati2724]

tavarisch

[@MmmM-mf3zd]

Yeah, like -5 lvl

[@idel8002]

our humour*

[@Ididathing]

Thanks stalin. I can write jokes for you if you like?

[@Justajojofan]

Can we appreciate his dedication to roll UP stairs like who in their life has ever accomplished that

[@peterholzer4481]

"What if I lost all my other tools?" Uses: * chainsaw * circular saw * file * microwave * belt sander * drill press * band saw

[@petermarsella6537]

The microwave is my favourite tool

[@bermchasin]

*dowel grass

[@Ididathing]

dont forget vampire teeth

[@MarmadukeDormedius]

@@Ididathing I don't know if you'll see this, but this is honestly one of the most entertaining and well made videos I've seen on youtube in a very long time

[@GlacialSkyfarer]

Don't forget the axe again

[@colingillespie7635]

“What if I had no tools?” *proceeds to use every tool*

[@ayeayexdv8724]

Lmao

[@deadly_mir]

Which is what made it a completely pointless video in the first place lol

[@elirave4027]

@@deadly_mir the point is it's hilarious

[@vidard9863]

At least he told you how to " acquire " the tools...

[@Ididathing]

yeh i forgot about that immediately

[@jeremytole3493]

"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them"

[@sovietunion6530]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5bRnqqGeKhpoaOf

[@zakyjauhariel7804]

Effing deyp

[@true_monad8_o]

@@sovietunion6530 ?????

[@4nd3rzzon]

Hehe clever

[@WoahBro]

To be fair, he did split the wood with wood

[@Salvidrim]

12:13 that shot was insane, the zoom in, the storm, the wind shaking the trees. Impeccable cinematography

[@TfromO]

Who hangs their clothes out to dry in a storm? IDAT is a funny man

[@mugwa5423]

@J Dude I honestly wished I never clicked on that link, why do you do these things

[@aweeeeh5255]

Something like Stanley Kubrick would shot

[@Ididathing]

Thanks mate! Very happy i waited for a storm

[@Furry_Catcher]

And the clothes moving😮

[@nicks4903]

I recently discovered this channel. Highly entertaining however the amount of stress your safety jokes cause cannot be explained. 10/10 will sub again

[@Ididathing]

thanks mate

[@tenzingrapgay8781]

@@Ididathing thanks mate

[@driftgods8359]

@@tenzingrapgay8781 Thanks mate

[@Apostrafi]

@Question by the name of mark thanks mate

[@rayt4357]

@@Apostrafi Thanks mate

[@nowammies9986]

Why does it feel like I'm watching something educational while simultaneously learning nothing

[@deathtrap-vd6pz]

Who knows

[@hooptierescue2540]

Because he's mastered the fine art of television

[@noth1ngnss921]

He's really good at being a politician I guess.

[@sir.niklas2090]

@@noth1ngnss921 DAMN, SHOTS FIRED! Actually no, guns are banned...

[@dog1605]

American education in a nutshell

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

I was watching him grind wood, looked away cuz my friend asked me something, looked back and he was talking about spaghetti Truly, the hero we needed

[@joshuawing4766]

He got the grain super wrong. It should've been perpendicular to the shaft, so it wouldn't just snap because every grain is reinforced

[@luc8254]

When he did the pasta analogy I was like "yeah.. I don't think thats quite right", then the axe broke alongside the grain 😂

[@karl_alan]

Yup. As soon as he pointed out the grain direction, I knew it was gonna split. Same reason a mallet is made with the endgrain for the ends...keeps the whole piece stronger & from splitting. Although, I thought it would just be the tip ofnthe axe that would break...not that the head would break in half.

[@dboi1656]

Honestly I don' t think this thing was surviving regardless of grain direction

[@DelanamasGaming-nv4zq]

@@karl_alan noone cares karl

[@yesno-cu3ey]

​@@vikstar123.4 Thanks for the link, disliked

[@honeycomb937]

@@DelanamasGaming-nv4zq i care

[@cheerios5089]

“What would I do with out my tools?” Pulls out chainsaw*

[@ErenYeager-wx1ir]

CHAINSAW MAN

[@CCG175]

@@ErenYeager-wx1ir there’s an anime coming out soon

[@paulweston8184]

You caught that, did ya? Nothin gets past you.

[@ErenYeager-wx1ir]

@@CCG175 I know I can't wait

[@Ididathing]

WHAATTT!!! i didnt notice

[@dalty1867]

This is truly the tree equivalent of a "Stop hitting yourself!" joke

[@_aWiseMan]

Tree houses are also Here I killed your friend Hold him I got that from emkay

[@RicoLimebaby]

Brother did you literally come back 2 years later and replace the thumbnail bit at 9:58 ?!? To present time?!? You’re a legend

[@maycarmel8416]

I exploded at: "if you don't have this tool, don't worry, just steal mine"

[@sophieturner3014]

I'm ready to, but the main challenge is finding where I'm stealing it from

[@camjamplayzforever7654]

I exploded (laughing) at that park and when he “exploded” on his axe.

[@gileee]

@@sophieturner3014 His parents house obviously

[@yamarenggo1773]

Are you okay bro?

[@cloverdog85]

As a junior/senior wood shop teacher this video is great lol. I could see my students using the tools this way.

[@Ididathing]

Please do!

[@noxaic]

Yo nice

[@kiwisontoast]

Once again, this absolute chad is asking the real questions

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear ki

[@lolrekt6269]

@@AxxLAfriku why do you exist? Do you find it fun to waste your life away, advertising your channel with a stupid "sad" backstory?

[@mikecorleone6797]

@@AxxLAfriku boy.. so help me I’ll join that cyber bully group..

[@canobeans1210]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@Ididathing]

Glad you appreciate it

[@doozy5184]

This guy is doing literally everything I was told not to do in woodshop class

[@michaelsamples5810]

Can we just appreciate the fact that this dude litteratly froze a block of wood for a joke? The commitment of this man

[@olivierallaire6302]

not only that he hold a burning one

[@ethanpashley6395]

@@olivierallaire6302 and putting saw dust in his mouth

[@user-tzzglsstle585e38]

new to this channel?

[@syfj.]

@@olivierallaire6302 the fire one was fake, powers of editing xd

[@hmmmtietmetmosterd]

@@syfj. in all fairnes, editing is harder then actualy lighting it on fire

[@bloosher03]

It killed me every time he “checked the moisture level”

[@kurtiscobainer9720]

it killed him every time he checked the moisture level

[@smokeylowkey420]

It killed her every time he checked the moisture level

[@Lukr4tive1008]

It killed them every time he checked the moisture level

[@velkoz1323]

It killed us every time he checked the moisture level

[@stitchowi]

It killed you every time he checked the moisture level

[@prid3_33]

Anyone else laughing about how many osha violations this guy is breaking if he were in a real work place.

[@charlespanache7047]

Is blow up doll a violation? Wait was it blow up, or manequinn? And what stores sell this model??

[@noahlankford1]

He'd be making more just not when the green hats are around

[@FurryWrecker911]

You need to see his latest upload about building a gun hammer. He dances on top of an active lathe.

[@reeferjunky5923]

What a coincidence, I just ended an osha class haha

[@datadavis]

I doubt they have osha in oz

[@TheRewasder97]

Wait, Minecraft lied to us?

[@Iglesias301]

I've just realized there's a whole genre of Australian DIY humor.

[@Rayan-yf4so]

I love it

[@justahistorydork2974]

There's... WHAT

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Wait.. there is more of this?

[@shaicry]

@@justahistorydork2974 howtobasic

[@dylangilman]

@@shaicry howtobasic is trash

[@benr3799]

The amount of time and effort it must take to prepare every gag and shot to coincide with every little clever joke is marvelous. I smiled the whole way through this video, thank you

[@kingwinx]

And still not being funny

[@JustAnOrdinarySimmer]

It means everything is scripted so the jokes etc no longer sound funny to those who have a good sense of humour.

[@plur5ever]

@@JustAnOrdinarySimmer how does scripting affect the joke

[@CaseyMasey03]

@Vicks VaporRub Bro, if you watch this guy's videos, you know he doesn't actually do exactly what he says he will.

[@chreint3370]

This mans humor is what i imagine every Australians humor to be.

[@cannonfodder8907]

i mean pretty much

[@Ididathing]

It really is

[@marcsia6465]

Indeed

[@danslander1]

That's not true, some aussies have a good sense of humor

[@Smileythesilent]

Not wrong.

[@TheDreamer-BS]

0:20 Bro casually roled up the stairs😮🔥

[@Slayer10575]

Magic 😂😂

[@Slayer10575]

Or maybe talent idk 😂

[@nekopet6168]

The most unironic, anti-climatic yet hilarious end I've ever seen! Had me laughing the entire time! Great work! Keep it up!

[@51angrybees40]

The wide frame camera shot, open sky, storm in the background. It was epic.

[@AJDoesStuff]

So this is what Minecraft Steve really does after punching some trees...

[@Oddie99000]

Yeah this is the whole process. It is extremely simplified for gameplay purposes but every time you punch a tree it's like, it represents a lot of work

[@TheCursedClover]

Ok

[@TheCursedClover]

Buzzkill

[@zircongaming1825]

I make a pickaxe and then mine stone and then mine iron and then make a axe

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

I love the fact that, canonically, IDAT has plants in his garden that grow fully-processed, readily-available woodworking materials instead of raw materials.

[@thelemonofgaming6303]

u don't?

[@-Smitty]

Barcodes n all! 😂

[@WizardAngst]

Pretending to grind his mouth teeth like that will trigger me but jokes on you, Mr Thing, I was already double triggered when you went BOTH WAYS with a FLAT FILE. No wonder your chainsaw is dull. Round file and only one way bro.

[@Davley]

I was not expecting to laugh this much by clicking a title like this. You overdelivered! Keep it up!

[@Ididathing]

Thanks mate! Welcome to the channel

[@palashverma3470]

sameee

[@intruder9127]

@@Ididathing This is next level comedy

[@Oddie99000]

I like the part where his axe disappeared so he just kept rolling

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

Starting a chainsaw barefoot is somehow the most Australian thing possible

[@Seacinnamon]

Tf did you get that email

[@majoras_swag]

And he throwed the chainsaw up

[@kaziahscats]

@@Seacinnamon ?

[@Seacinnamon]

@@kaziahscats what

[@cursedteletubby]

@@majoras_swag no he didn't. he just let it go and it fell upwards. it's Australia

[@ersula9769]

As a woodworker, the spaghetti analogy is a perfect way to describe the anatomy of wood. At my school they did a very similar thing with a bundle of straws to describe how wood grain works. Smart man👍🏼

[@TalynStormcrow]

Except he definitely chose the wrong grain direction.

[@ersula9769]

Yeah you’re right it probably should be running perpendicular to the cutting edge. I didn’t want to criticize a nonwoodworker though lol, especially after the axe is already made

[@alexbattaglia8297]

for some reason I misread woodworker as woodpecker and i was very confused for a sec lol

[@sudoo6987]

@@alexbattaglia8297 as a professional wood pecker I don't see a difference

[@JimBobat420]

@@sudoo6987 This made me laugh a good bit harder than it should've. Take my like and my gratitude stranger.

[@curlsalot91]

0:49 the freaking frame into chain saw caught me off guard... ahhh that was brilliant 😂

[@prisma.]

This man literally grinded himself against the sand grinder and died just for 10 seconds of youtube content. My man is on the grind, respect.

[@nothing-9084]

I think the sander is on a bit of a larger “grind” but I suppose

[@rockyroadmagic4152]

Sigma male youtuber grindset

[@Ididathing]

grinding everyway until i disappear

[@BidoMaggot]

@@Ididathing r

[@amberbeaver2094]

Was the sander calling his name? is this a new radio Gaga incident?

[@Miscast]

The thumbnail bit broke my brain

[@CarbonPanther]

Can a brain cut down another brain?

[@punking892]

@i Play Sometimes why

[@reiniermels9288]

Its strange seeing multiple youtubers that you watch interact while they make unrelated content

[@MRblazedBEANS]

Doesnt sound that hard to do for you 😎

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

what the hell, miscast?

[@itsprivate3061]

watching him "operate" just about any power tools fills me with nothing but anxiety

[@derekp6636]

seriously, that was scary!

[@kyle18934]

When he slipped with the chop saw... oh man I thought he was going to lose a finger

[@joshuaborem7063]

For real!!!!

[@Artemi22]

don't worry he has special regenerating abilities which would cause another version of him to be created from the chopped finger

[@landonscott16]

This guy is clinically insane... but in a good way

[@shibainuzski7412]

this guy actually waits days just to make 10 second increments. salute (how did this get 200+ likes??)

[@Ididathing]

yup

[@shibainuzski7412]

@@Ididathing WAIT NO WAY YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED?!?!!??

[@potatoeyboi]

Congrats

[@pairless]

@@shibainuzski7412 overreaction, he replies a lot

[@shibainuzski7412]

@@pairless objection

[@blueaspenmeadow3862]

Next episode: Wooden chainsaw It’s evolving, just backwards

[@BUDDIgaming]

but he did a thing

[@H000d4]

No. *Stone pickaxes*

[@otterlyshootz6979]

@@H000d4 he won’t those can be effective (I’ve made one before I’m not saying that from a game or something but from experience) off metal is still better but you get what I mean, it’s not funny and can’t be made into soemthing comedic

[@kanatokumei5304]

Return to monke

[@hhhicantbreath5960]

He is just playing minecraft

[@meda_mo]

This takes “stop hitting yourself” to another level

[@amitzy_anims]

Underrated comment

[@getcaughtin4klol752]

Yes

[@Morningstar_37]

*casually rips out a my friend's hand to hit him with it

[@dryhusk2044]

Like minecraft

[@sebastiansuazo2734]

this has strong "i used the stones to destroy the stones" vibes and i love it.

[@memelox_1705]

This takes “DON’T HIT YOURSELF” to another level

[@subboytris8946]

Where you once chopping something down and the axe was 1.4 meters away from you (which is safe) and somebody says "DON'T HIT YOURSELF CHILL!!!!"

[@incognito4606]

Lmao

[@VixsterAnimations]

Lol

[@Lost2Media]

I keep finding another one of my siblings every time I go on KZbin

[@riot_baby2296]

Imagine someone goes out of their way to make an axe out of your bone just to execute you with it

[@richestmc2854]

"If you are disappointed that I bought a really expensive tool and you can't follow along..." Ah, this is going to be another honey ad "...You just need to break into my house and steal it" I... I did not expect that...

[@lancetheking7524]

Lmao, Honey ad didn't come as expected

[@snipuanium1645]

I am 8 and I’m robbing him

[@ColonelSandersLite]

Instructions unclear. I broke into his house to steal his belt sander and it was already stolen. The nerve of some people!

[@minepick_yt]

Thangs: I have replaced Honey

[@ThamTvMaster]

Minecraft Logic doesn't like that

[@exho458]

@@yaboiobliviouss shuddup among us isn't funny no more

[@Theoneandonly508]

Never was, never will

[@whatdatechnodogedoin]

@@yaboiobliviouss way too overused now, its not funny its just annoying at this point

[@adrin4261]

Looks like the meme experts are criticizing someone saying “sus”

[@loading2431]

Sus

[@Oof997]

4:17 no need, I’m good at picking locks.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

"What would I do if I didnt have an axe?" **immediately uses a chainsaw*

[@Ididathing]

its not an axe

[@dylancomilang165]

it’s not an axe

[@micinisasi29]

Its not an axe

[@MouseGoat]

@@Ididathing hmmm, but could you make it a axe?

[@MrPimpChimp]

its not an axe

[@potatobird52]

As an Italian, the fact that you even suggested cutting spaghetti was enough to make me faint. My grandma had to use the lasagna smelling salts to get me back to normal.

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

I just finished pointing that out too, lol

[@Neion8]

Yeah, everyone knows you're supposed to smash spaghetti with a mallet before cooking into little rice-grain sized pieces - that way it cooks more quickly and evenly. That he'd ever use a knife is so inefficient.

[@potatobird52]

@@Neion8 You monster.

[@Neion8]

@@potatobird52 What do you mean? Next you'll be telling me that pasta isn't supposed to go with some nice beef gravy and mustard (English of course - not the shit stuff)...

[@potatobird52]

@@Neion8 beef gravy I can accept, that sounds tasty. but mustard? maybe mustard greens or mustard seeds, but if you are referring to the sauce that people put on hot dogs and hamburgers, then you are scaring me more. :)

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

I don't know enough about DIY or my own country to know how many of these skits are a joke.

[@Ididathing]

nothing is a joke

[@LA666zara]

@@Ididathing Next video, making a peg leg for the pirate youtuber

[@gamesmile1440]

@@IdidathingNext video, peg a leg of a pirate youtuber

[@Alyson_The_Meta]

@@Ididathing Next video, legging a peg at greg who is pegging a leg of a pirate youtuber

[@jarroz9620]

@@Ididathing Next video, pegging the pirate youtuber with a leg

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

All you need is two sticks, three planks and a crafting table

[@xyzcreate]

*Alex:* uses belt sander to shape the axe head *Band saw in corner of the shop:* "Am I a joke to you?"

[@jimmothy5832]

His name is Alex?!?

[@FrancisR420]

Who the f*** is Alex?

[@Gr0ng0]

It is about to die though

[@guy2574]

@@jimmothy5832 yes

[@adamnielson42]

That is pretty thick and his band saw (that he said is about to die) might not be able to handle that.

[@Ignatius970]

as a blacksmith that "well that was a waste of a month" hit close to home

[@nomadichunter2818]

In all honestly this could actually be done, i belive in heat treating the wood by burn hardening it and using it as a spear to puncture the stump. Would take like a month tho. Probably easier to just blow it up tho.

[@mrsugar7528]

@@nomadichunter2818 might as well just use my hand instead thats alot of work

[@quinnkennedy8132]

Remember when this guy had 20k subs can’t believe he’s at 1.7 million now

[@Ididathing]

Glad you are still around. Feels not very long ago

[@harvey6818]

@@Ididathing I’m happy for you. I could never reach 1M

[@noahcalland8316]

1.8

[@emila8072]

@@harvey6818 Stay patient, you'll make it if you are dedicated to it.

[@STWD1ST]

Wait did he have like 20k subs a few days ago or something ?

[@sihoonkim5357]

It's been two years, and this video has about 10 million more views than he guessed it was going to on the thumbnail bit.

[@Sticks_And_Glue]

This is simply incredible. This video had such a delightfully zany, hilarious feel. I love how you embrace goofy, silly, and dumb jokes like the hot wood while also having the sex doll in the shack. This video, was an experience. The whole thing is just so damn exquisite

[@Ididathing]

Ahaha thanks mate. Dont steal the sex doll please

[@DaMoniable]

@@Ididathing What about the chainsaw blades? O: Theyre dull anyway, im sure you wont miss them.

[@DubiousMints]

@@Alek_1z well where would he store all of that stuff he uses to glue the wood together

[@Beunibster]

@@Alek_1z all of his love, deep inside

[@b0bby5104]

69 likes poggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[@-a13x-75]

are we just gonna ignore the fact that he used a permanent marker on a dry erase board

[@TheAruruu]

a little bit of isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) will take it right off without any lasting marks.

[@Ididathing]

Its stuck on pretty bad

[@phillipnguyen8138]

@@Ididathing Use permanent eraser to erase it

[@thegnome9529]

Or that he had a naked doll with a holl in in the back?

[@revokedmedic]

@@Ididathing Go over the sharpie with dry erase marker and then erase the dry erase marks. Might come off.

[@artiedrums]

"Now I'm ready to see if I can cut down a tree using only a tree." *Proceeds to bash a stump*

[@MrPixel_the_noob]

Nothing is more cursed then cutting a tree down with a tree

[@PTMOFF]

9:55 I'm glad he went two years into the future to see how he made it to make sure he makes it right. This is the kind of quality we need on here

[@junova7503]

Holy shit I didn't look at the time. This guy fits so many details and effort into every joke.

[@Zeratsu]

how he did that? that "2 years ago" is a photoshop or what?

[@pixelchrome2]

@@Zeratsu inspect element maybe

[@Zeratsu]

@@pixelchrome2 это как?

[@pixelchrome2]

@@Zeratsu Трудно объяснить, просто загугли

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Normal people: I wonder if a wooden axe can chop down a tree. Minecraft players: *My time has come*

[@comradeyoshi5958]

Lol I always find you

[@ddan1998]

Seeing you not have at least 1k like is weird

[@senko4232]

Just some guy remember me?

[@comradeyoshi5958]

@@ddan1998 agreed

[@flamyboy8043]

@@ddan1998 lol yeah

[@ultraz9131]

Alternative title: ruining my tools just for 5 seconds worth of content

[@alertrcb-z5z]

@i Play Sometimes send a link again and i will personally show you that kneecaps are a privelege and not a human right

[@axeavier]

@@alertrcb-z5z what a badass on the internet you are

[@megetrongonzalez4456]

@@axeavier K

[@pieck5460]

@@axeavier he's going to show him a power point slide not physically beating them duh

[@ZIMMERTODAY]

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow redditor

[@rayriv14]

Thank you for this just… nonsensical masterpiece. Been awhile since I got high, so I went on KZbin and started watching this. It just, had me giggling constantly due to how much like a high thought this video was

[@rasanhessen211]

When the company doesn’t lie and have 100% Organic products

[@SaintSarcasm]

Ah but just like companies the product may be 100 organic but the processes involved a crap top of inorganic stuff and other blasphemous things.

[@krislarsen6546]

@@SaintSarcasm and not all organic things are actually healthy for you or the environment

[@hetsmiecht1029]

@@krislarsen6546 what do you mean? Snake venom is super healthy. I drink it with breakfast every day.

[@krislarsen6546]

@@hetsmiecht1029 well I guess you can apparently you can drink snake venom by imagine it would give you an upset stomach as long as you don't inject it in your blood

[@LilBro699]

@@krislarsen6546 I literally just injected the venom into my blood… will I be ok?!?

[@orrissirro]

I screamed at my monitor when he started filing his teeth.

[@Ididathing]

It helps when eating meat. You should try it

[@ReverseToast]

@@Ididathing and if you file too much?

[@krisnacahyana1826]

@@ReverseToast gone. Reduced to atoms

[@devilerinn2036]

@@ReverseToast Well then you have no teeth

[@Thugin115]

Is that a Gretsch my good sir?

[@Maurcusj777]

So THIS is what the first day of Minecraft *really* looks like!

[@cosmic7972]

I just throw my wooden pickaxe to get myself stone tools

[@Rivaldo.Lycheetea]

@@cosmic7972 use it as fuel in furnace

[@armageddongirl612]

i just make a wood pickaxe and then stone pickaxe and then stone axe

[@hogeater6606]

Imagine not using saw for a wooden pickaxe on you first day of minecraft

[@G3haries]

7:25 that perfectly shaped piece of wood with the price on it is totally natural of course

[@raddude4334]

The disappearing into the belt sander bit made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in a while I’ve been getting into wood working recently so this was super interesting to watch

[@Ididathing]

ahaha glad my death amuses you

[@F1L337]

@@Ididathing save the treeees

[@tux8664]

@@Ididathing make a car using only belt sanders

[@sakiwi9921]

@@Ididathing make a using only

[@i_wateraaaaa]

@@Ididathing make a sander using only a sander

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

Every video I’m repeatedly amazed at how this man still has all his limbs and appendages attached to his person

[@nic3447]

His Australian

[@Eiiights]

*laughs in colinfurze*

[@dankmachine]

@@nic3447 Ah, that explains it

[@billwang7891]

“You dare use my own spell against me,Potter?” “I use the stones to destroy the stones.”

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

He IS inevitable

[@crimzen6684]

Aww man I was about to type a comment related to this, how dare you.

[@elijahzafcab4660]

Oh no, a redditor

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Lol

[@EvilerOMEGA]

*Sees reflection Well, if it isn't my mortal enemy.

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

I sit in an office all day long looking at a screen, and even I could foresee the ending from the moment you mentioned the direction of the woodgrain 😂

[@Minridiel]

“All good Italian chefs know that when you cut your pasta this way” *ANGRY ITALIAN NOISE*

[@deadlywolfgaming9258]

what are you doing with da pasta

[@ArcHourGaming]

😡🤌

[@smooshed_in]

Pizza paracata

[@MaNNeRz91]

You mean parstar

[@lucabortolomei6115]

Ma come osa questo americano a tagliare gli spaghetti

[@yousaywhat3363]

"We can cut trees using trees," -Sun Tzu, Art Of Minecraft

[@nomsterdude]

"Tan?" - Nomster Dude, The Art Of Correction

[@yousaywhat3363]

Yep

[@oneofmanyphilzachildren1052]

A technoblade fan I see 👑 🐷

[@gorts_brothers_brother1072]

liking minecraft doesnt make you a technoblade simp-

[@gorts_brothers_brother1072]

(ps i dont mean all of them our simps, just like some of them are

[@jdarrowz1161]

When he said which way the grain was going, i was like "wait a minute, i'm pretty sure that's not the way you want". Glad it turned out exactly how i thought it would ahah

[@AkariLimano]

I think the other way it would also crack, but splitting the edge into top and bottom halves

[@windhelmguard5295]

@@AkariLimano i feel it could have worked if he made it out of three rotated layers glued together.

[@josiahgosyne6495]

You know, sometimes I think that IDAT is jokingly being reckless, but is actually being kind of safe, Then I watch videos like this.

[@Lozoot2]

IDAT's pure chaotic energy is rivaled only by that of Florida Man.

[@Catnippy]

australian man is florida man's long lost cousin

[@Crimsn_]

@@Catnippy It's just the european florida man.

[@mystifoxtech]

correct

[@Catnippy]

@@Crimsn_ australia is nowhere near europe lmao

[@snail712]

more like pure crackhead determination

[@conjureandreanimate]

Steve: "Look at what they need to mimic the fraction of my power."

[@LtKedobu]

Next up in Minecraft in real life: Mining stone with a stone picaxe!

[@Ididathing]

you minecraft peeps have a lot of ideas

[@xjanise2412]

what about crafting a stone axe with wood tools?

[@kewldude7493]

Everyone gansta till he mines diamond with diamond tools

[@Nicky_Savage]

@@kewldude7493 *BRUH*

[@Tony-nm1cv]

@@Ididathing try wood pick too xd