"I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"
@TampicoV23 жыл бұрын
I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag
@deletusmciamdeleted27973 жыл бұрын
I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.
@bigcazza52603 жыл бұрын
made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco
@SquirrelHands.3 жыл бұрын
Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.
@henryhere3 жыл бұрын
I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle
@jadenkobsar52534 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing on the news: “Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “
@trindalas4 жыл бұрын
The Jolly Shanker
@deltab97684 жыл бұрын
Hoist the jolly rancher!
@johnlandefort83054 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@foskfismfus4 жыл бұрын
I am dying at this comment plz 💀🤚
@foskfismfus4 жыл бұрын
@@trindalas THE JOLLY SHANKER EIFNEOFJEODDE
@noaha63224 жыл бұрын
“Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”
@Weisz4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MonographicSingleheaded4 жыл бұрын
Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.
@MonographicSingleheaded4 жыл бұрын
Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.
@squaretorttle94004 жыл бұрын
@@MonographicSingleheadedKZbin really loves their censorship
@Felix_Argyros4 жыл бұрын
@@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much
@lux0rd012 жыл бұрын
So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon
@GamingWITHsKeLeToR2 жыл бұрын
i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.
@joeydr14972 жыл бұрын
And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.
@nebula_unauthorized30932 жыл бұрын
@@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood
@andrewliu65922 жыл бұрын
@@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone
@nebula_unauthorized30932 жыл бұрын
@@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH
@manicsainer3684 жыл бұрын
“Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu
@cryamistellimek91844 жыл бұрын
One of Sun Tzu’s lesser known stratagems
@RTF8RH4 жыл бұрын
-the art of war
@goigonk44604 жыл бұрын
Ha
@mountaingamer25404 жыл бұрын
“All war is based on deception”- Sun Tzu
@jrlopez1027.4 жыл бұрын
Women: I have no such weaknesses
@eternalmiasma55864 жыл бұрын
“I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier” “I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”
@optimisticwatermelon4 жыл бұрын
@@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*
@realswordyt4 жыл бұрын
"I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"
@jahseh_onfroy89524 жыл бұрын
I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter
@thatyoutubecritic82294 жыл бұрын
@@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works
@Klingklangklong4 жыл бұрын
“I took the safety off my gun so it would shoot more easily”
@demolisherman17634 жыл бұрын
I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully
@bongwaterbaptist4 жыл бұрын
easier to just get scissors
@danielmckinney76684 жыл бұрын
The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective
@Journey_to_who_knows4 жыл бұрын
Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers
@dionforgues37934 жыл бұрын
John wick... Pencils are dangerous af
@speedy012474 жыл бұрын
@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)
@Smileythesilent2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.
@Lightmagician603 жыл бұрын
I like how these are either "It's a knife, in a weird sheath" "It's a shiv" Or "it would work if it tried less"
@johnynoway91273 жыл бұрын
goin smaller n smaller
@stealyoursupplies2 жыл бұрын
@@johnynoway9127you mean better and better
@der_maus3 жыл бұрын
candy dagger: +does insane damage +best weapon in the video +easily made +can backstab -breaks after 4 uses *-no random critical hits*
@nunyabiznes333 жыл бұрын
Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating
@ReiAkaris3 жыл бұрын
the "glass" dagger
@mikedaniels4703 жыл бұрын
The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.
@dragonstripes48093 жыл бұрын
Why
@PearoIGuess3 жыл бұрын
@@mikedaniels470 makeshift caber with 4 htis before breaking
@thehollow64934 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”
@jsnxjdjxjx25984 жыл бұрын
" *YOU CALL THIS BRUTALITY, WE CALL THIS A DIFFUCULTY TWEAK* "
@mr.poohmakes20414 жыл бұрын
No, just no.
@CarlJohnson-mf4qd4 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there M.r. Wolololo man.
@cristinatorillas58354 жыл бұрын
The paint roller could help at zombie Apocalypse
@yugoworld2144 жыл бұрын
Or a skint roller
@SaintSaint2 жыл бұрын
I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.
@ilostinterest40463 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger
@Zvyezdavodna3 жыл бұрын
RUN
@Garm_Hound3 жыл бұрын
No a jolly shanker
@thecrystaltide37573 жыл бұрын
lucky for you, you've got a knife in your shoe, velcroed for *easy removal*
@redsoldier32643 жыл бұрын
@@thecrystaltide3757 *w o n d e r f u l*
@crazycactuar14653 жыл бұрын
When you pick weapons for their stats despite their looks
@alex.haraus4 жыл бұрын
"Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.
@inameunnamedsongs45594 жыл бұрын
It's spelled Shawn
@tomiraina85204 жыл бұрын
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 it's Shaun
@seaniselin40634 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@pancake58304 жыл бұрын
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 theres different ways of spelling it
@Camothor104 жыл бұрын
It’s Chon
@JunkyardDigs4 жыл бұрын
I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣
@julwoshere4 жыл бұрын
yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.
@sleepingturtle324 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@noahhill88914 жыл бұрын
Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man
@thememeguy21354 жыл бұрын
@@julwoshere anime logic
@mitekid4 жыл бұрын
lol
@purplegrapedrankk3 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?" No need to fear, there's room in the rear.
@Aliyah_666 Жыл бұрын
Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.
@grey32473 жыл бұрын
The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"
@FallingStary2 жыл бұрын
Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.
@Illette2 жыл бұрын
@@FallingStary 🤓
@temxasred30862 жыл бұрын
@@FallingStary 🤓
@djnevling82532 жыл бұрын
Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”
@testname44642 жыл бұрын
Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite
@randomdude-43533 жыл бұрын
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"
@professornoob59703 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@marcelszekowski3153 жыл бұрын
LMCO (laughing my cucumber off)
@expertgaming3 жыл бұрын
😶
@Nick-nh4nf3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@chrisspere48363 жыл бұрын
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me", "yes, would would you like to see my weapon"
@louizestacio60743 жыл бұрын
Jolly Rancher Shank: 5-8 damage +5 damage against players with diabetes 8 uses only Items needed to craft: Jolly Ranchers Fire Nail Polish
@jtiumproductions76293 жыл бұрын
lolololo
@daand.10423 жыл бұрын
Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick
@r1a2l3o43 жыл бұрын
@@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual
@r1a2l3o43 жыл бұрын
@@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...
@prehistoriccreator96003 жыл бұрын
Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS
@yoshimaster17053 жыл бұрын
I remember i made spears in my back yard by scraping big sticks i found on the concrete, i got pretty good at throwing and thrusting them there are a bunch of holes in the tree behind one of my old houses
@justaguyposting55082 жыл бұрын
how many holes did you make,did you count?
@yoshimaster17052 жыл бұрын
@@justaguyposting5508 no
@bellakaldera33052 жыл бұрын
If you had only known to fire harden the points, you'd be REALLY Paleo1
@felixd86654 жыл бұрын
"So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
@michaelharris64004 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about it mom
@jalexoneschanel13564 жыл бұрын
When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.
@nicholausolson42033 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@estelle71263 жыл бұрын
@@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...
@konpeki20373 жыл бұрын
@@estelle7126 pun intended?
@sirsanti84083 жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison
@bashirsheikh73223 жыл бұрын
thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone
@Emmeralds4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers
@cypher53774 жыл бұрын
I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife
@thIDthIRreenactor4 жыл бұрын
@@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha
@VlidOnTheLead4 жыл бұрын
why are you so hard to craft
@raphaellecoeur57384 жыл бұрын
or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"
@kenjicarlos84024 жыл бұрын
"Here's an ice pack."
@rujiel46202 жыл бұрын
"Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy
@ajaygocher46854 жыл бұрын
"We don't have knife to cut the cake" Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*
@katar90903 жыл бұрын
Another guy: kicks the cake
@mrigankjain48573 жыл бұрын
Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right? *Makes jolly rancher shank*
@helyasyaima43543 жыл бұрын
That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.
@ajaygocher46853 жыл бұрын
@@mrigankjain4857 😂
@ajaygocher46853 жыл бұрын
@@katar9090 😂
@muskrat48524 жыл бұрын
Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.
@tommythompson65164 жыл бұрын
Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.
@thIDthIRreenactor4 жыл бұрын
@@tommythompson6516 with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts
@tommythompson65164 жыл бұрын
@@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams
@thIDthIRreenactor4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@tommythompson65164 жыл бұрын
@Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective
@Randomizer12124 жыл бұрын
This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.
@Panchi6884 жыл бұрын
Hes intelegence 100. 💯
@f1lip7974 жыл бұрын
dumb af
@cavareenvius78864 жыл бұрын
He was putting his fingers near a blowtorch flame. He clearly isn't super smart.
@magnifyingglass45934 жыл бұрын
I dont think the nails should fly out bc he wrapped in steel cable and hot glued it
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv4 жыл бұрын
18:05
@Undonee923 жыл бұрын
They have thumb tacks with a small metal head instead of the giant plastic you had to cut off. The small flat metal head ones fit perfectly behind the dart tips if you use a knife to cut half way around the edge of the dart, slide the pin in and pierce through the head, then a dab of hot glue to seal it all up, and also makes it heavier
@kachigga_3 жыл бұрын
"Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket" "personal use"
@comradewindowsill42533 жыл бұрын
“personal use”
@KJSY123 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.
@kachigga_3 жыл бұрын
@@KJSY12 it will, but the knife would still be in place
@lolfunacount3 жыл бұрын
self- *dill* fense
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD
@carlomatismus84583 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...
@thechargentarge13413 жыл бұрын
*”I’M PICKLE RIIICKKK”*
@Iianator3 жыл бұрын
I know I might be wrong but The person who put pickles in food is a disgrace to humanity
@Voidboi2233 жыл бұрын
Omp
@Voidboi2233 жыл бұрын
Oml
@Voidboi2233 жыл бұрын
@@Iianator I agree
@txmplxte97073 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.
@plumbum53053 жыл бұрын
Jolly shanker lmao
@kawaiitoxikk34713 жыл бұрын
I would run for my life
@WSH3TM3 жыл бұрын
Ill chef up up bruv
@mikkelborby3 жыл бұрын
Not just "a" it's THE jolly shanker
@tr0p1c_coach443 жыл бұрын
The kids who think their roadmen
@ProductKingReviews2 жыл бұрын
The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.
@ric270 Жыл бұрын
A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier
@Aliyah_666 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.
@endlesswanderer17533 жыл бұрын
In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.
@disrike29093 жыл бұрын
damn
@PatriciadeMeij3 жыл бұрын
partypooper
@simonspacek36703 жыл бұрын
Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed. And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.
@PatriciadeMeij3 жыл бұрын
@@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria
@simonspacek36703 жыл бұрын
@@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.
@JoelCreates4 жыл бұрын
"if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*
@Weisz4 жыл бұрын
LARRY NO
@Sherburneee4 жыл бұрын
@@Weisz *YES BOB IT MUST BE DONE*
@tomatoboi57354 жыл бұрын
Ok stay away from me
@robertdipietro51694 жыл бұрын
Woah
@nah.684 жыл бұрын
@@tomatoboi5735 lol
@suzannross58374 жыл бұрын
No one: Me seeing the jolly rancher shank “The snack that stabs you back!”
@crowthefunkyartist99884 жыл бұрын
@Wesley J. so much better than what I was gonna say!
@FrauleinKarla4 жыл бұрын
Tim Hortons
@goigonk44604 жыл бұрын
Jolly Ranchers!!
@goigonk44604 жыл бұрын
@LANDYN HOLDEN I mean... NotSo-Jolly Ranchers
@tails1834 жыл бұрын
You know what would make this funnier? Removing the unneeded "No one:."
@mariothane87542 жыл бұрын
There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.
@sircalvin4 жыл бұрын
i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife
@SoySauce8114 жыл бұрын
The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night
@danerson85254 жыл бұрын
@@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman
@Zanechr4 жыл бұрын
@@danerson8525 I think they're both lol
@supasquid66984 жыл бұрын
And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful
@Docktavion4 жыл бұрын
Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957. Was probably used before in some form or another.
@henrybors4914 жыл бұрын
Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative
@Kapados_4 жыл бұрын
yes knive can stab human, what a surprise
@julwoshere4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.
@LeRodz4 жыл бұрын
@@Kapados_ It's more edible than other knives.
@sil3ntkn1ght274 жыл бұрын
The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison
@rileygshep76064 жыл бұрын
@@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?
@dod40414 жыл бұрын
Louis: “The knife punctured!” Me: “That’s what they were made for.”
@aarondavis75264 жыл бұрын
Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard
@chimaera26114 жыл бұрын
@@aarondavis7526 bruh
@evilstans2 жыл бұрын
The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"
@cyber_nuggets83024 жыл бұрын
Officer: whatcha got there? Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack
@Weisz4 жыл бұрын
Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out* Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber Person: to cut it Officer: what Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack Officer: but it was _inside_ Person: it was stored _for convenience_
@michaelhanson54874 жыл бұрын
@@Weisz lmaooo
@realmichaeltian4 жыл бұрын
Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]
@cyber_nuggets83024 жыл бұрын
@@Weisz just made my comment 2x better
@aaroncraft43283 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls
@Luigicat112 жыл бұрын
That does sound like it could work.
@andrewholdaway8132 жыл бұрын
My first thought too
@gravitywaves27962 жыл бұрын
I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.
@balinchainly4202 жыл бұрын
I was guessing it was a tool also
@SaintSaint2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".
@IsaacTorres-xu4wb4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife
@dusknightwings78214 жыл бұрын
That is the most threatening thing I’ve ever imagined
@arborealmole80794 жыл бұрын
OMG yes
@madpenguin91664 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting murdered with sweets
@AspartameAngel4 жыл бұрын
That would be scarier than if they had the knife out in plain sight-
@madpenguin91664 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh oh no-
@bobob99692 жыл бұрын
"is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" *GETS SHANKED*
@flipflop3563 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber
@warlord62233 жыл бұрын
Omg its six from little nightmares
@Blubgamer3 жыл бұрын
Imagine 69 likes
@somerandomperson46933 жыл бұрын
imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade
@tripple16363 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomperson4693 bro
@pixeldinoeditz3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT
@benjowells54074 жыл бұрын
“That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons” People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁
@patdeen39604 жыл бұрын
"Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours." Ron Swanson
@deltab97684 жыл бұрын
Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.
@18videowatcher412 жыл бұрын
Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.
@Aliyah_666 Жыл бұрын
I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.
@haydensteven97654 жыл бұрын
And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous
@officersoulknight63214 жыл бұрын
Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.
@alexandercosat99414 жыл бұрын
@@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD
@thatonetoaster93524 жыл бұрын
@@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell
@Starboy7854 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7
@jakemakes4 жыл бұрын
For the record, OTF (out the front) knives ARE classified as switchblades or automatic knives. So they are illegal to own or illegal to carry in a lotta places.... like my state. Which really makes me mad cause I want one.
@Weisz4 жыл бұрын
Dude low key I have no idea if they are legal in my state -- if this map is still accurate it looks good for you too though! ravencresttactical.com/otf-knife-laws/ because low key yes they are super sick
@jakemakes4 жыл бұрын
@@Weisz Well they are legal to own in MS but not legal to "carry concealed" lol. Politics. Depending on how a particular cop defines concealed, you may be fine carrying it with a pocket clip or not
@Weisz4 жыл бұрын
*shows up to wal-mart, blade drawn* “HAH, JUST TRY TO ARREST ME!”
@Ranstone4 жыл бұрын
Most states they're not illegal. Just trash states run by dems.
@aeellard4 жыл бұрын
You can own them you just cant walk around outside with them
@sqlace3577 Жыл бұрын
I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade. Source: I sell these knives at my store
@drigondii3 жыл бұрын
That paint roller isn’t a DIY weapon. It’s a diy wallpaper perforator XD the sandpaper is held on with the wire so you can change out nails and paper
@juliojimenez44543 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting stabbed in the crotch by a jolly shank then you wouldn't be that jolly
@codysurfer82323 жыл бұрын
that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety
@michag43373 жыл бұрын
@@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...
@codysurfer82323 жыл бұрын
@@michag4337 I wouldn't, you wouldn't, but people do a lot of weird things
@doggodoggo30003 жыл бұрын
@@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.
@fishiersticks3 жыл бұрын
Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old* Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*
@jtiumproductions76293 жыл бұрын
once someone tried to twist my pinky off
@friendlyneighborhoodcow87763 жыл бұрын
Kindergarten is 5 years old
@thatromanfella83773 жыл бұрын
Murder with a thumbtack. Very common
@trepanier013 жыл бұрын
You could just call him Chucky
@4tbf6163 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 *MURDER THE YOUNGLING ANYWAY*
@snake_wit_tophat98354 жыл бұрын
robber: give me all your money! *stabs robber with jolly rancher*
@notdavidgilmour57234 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I laughed
@savagenoob10164 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@zsmall4 жыл бұрын
Best comment, this made me laugh so hard!!
@MultiNaruto9004 жыл бұрын
"Ain't so jolly NOW, are ya?"
@doodlepaper62364 жыл бұрын
@@MultiNaruto900 Underrated comment
@skelofun2 жыл бұрын
I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)
@kartoffelpommes83924 жыл бұрын
That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.
@joybreegaming87814 жыл бұрын
That... actually makes sense
@theodoreharvey48144 жыл бұрын
I thought it was for electric play
@RASK19044 жыл бұрын
Or no ring death matches
@katsmith22914 жыл бұрын
Petition to call the spiked paint roller "The Pain Roller"
@KaiMCGRPS4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@doggoalliance72844 жыл бұрын
no
@quantumfoxgaming27224 жыл бұрын
Yes
@deadplthebadass214 жыл бұрын
Where do I sign
@ajd4894 жыл бұрын
It's paints people red without paint!
@kadesh57774 жыл бұрын
"Whats that bulge in your pocket?" "My knife"
@PUNishment7773 жыл бұрын
"M,friend"
@somestupiddudewithayoutube46763 жыл бұрын
I think you mean “My cucumber”
@seankrkovich28693 жыл бұрын
@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.
@Banan_Man_3 жыл бұрын
"Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*
@kohana902 жыл бұрын
As a person who works at a university, I’m trying to imagine what my reaction would be if I walked into one of our spaces to see somebody shanking a duct tape person with a jolly rancher shiv😂
@blueman42323 жыл бұрын
the thing about putting a knife in a cucumber is that you still just straight up have a knife....of course its gonna "work" lol
@supe47013 жыл бұрын
Knife in a cucumber is more of a concealment attempt than an actual weapon
@blueman42323 жыл бұрын
@@supe4701 exactly, so testing it's effectiveness as a weapon doesn't make much sense
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
@@blueman4232 Are you saying you weren't impressed with how well-concealed it was with that cucumber sticking out of his pocket?!
@blueman42323 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysera that's true....but i might be more frightened of a man with a cucumber than with a knife
@notsogreatplays24043 жыл бұрын
@@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.
@drvgxn47194 жыл бұрын
me: *kills someone* also me: *eats weapon*
@griffindotexe66204 жыл бұрын
No evidence
@thIDthIRreenactor4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@drvgxn47194 жыл бұрын
@@griffindotexe6620 in prison evidence equals death
@Kadamien3 жыл бұрын
Also you: just ate nail polish coated jolly ranchers double coated with blood and tears
@drvgxn47193 жыл бұрын
@@Kadamien Yeah
@Averi4294 жыл бұрын
When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons
@pumkin6104 жыл бұрын
I dont think it would hold up to the ICE CHOP
@thIDthIRreenactor4 жыл бұрын
@@pumkin610 nah but as Doug would say Et weel keel
@stevenseagull75894 жыл бұрын
*It will K E E L*
@declanc97913 жыл бұрын
O B J E C T I O N
@sdsdfdu44372 жыл бұрын
"what are your specialties?" I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife
@thatoneguy83554 жыл бұрын
"Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.
@josephpressinger15254 жыл бұрын
69 likes as well 😂👌
@pepsicola47184 жыл бұрын
Bag of groceries. Party salad kit Planned assassination in the produce isle.
@Stanfordscienceman4 жыл бұрын
K n i f e c o c k
@abbc21054 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in my stomach! Oh wait...
@thezenendorser84054 жыл бұрын
Time to make a Caesar Salad
@codysurfer82323 жыл бұрын
I think the candy shank is the most dangerous one. especially if you get a lucky hit through their intestines into their spine. good luck to the ER doc trying to fix a sugar encrusted bowel leak.
@soonlytaing17083 жыл бұрын
also that's technically a bio weapon as you can also have a yeast infection in the wound
@dombelly33433 жыл бұрын
@Elian Heredia-Garcia depends, are you at war with them?
@sppih3 жыл бұрын
or the literal knife but with a cucumber as a handle
@alexhayden5073 жыл бұрын
@Elian Heredia-Garcia can you legally stab someone
@dankmemer2.0discordbot343 жыл бұрын
I was bored @cody surfer so i subed you
@ReinBelmont4 жыл бұрын
The diy weapons instructions be like: Step one: get a knife. Done.
@johnisaacburns72604 жыл бұрын
or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.
@circa1344 жыл бұрын
@@johnisaacburns7260 Just get a lot of sticks And get a lot of knifes Stick the stick to the knifes Knife sticks
@micropaw17324 жыл бұрын
@@circa134 so a spear?
@nathanholyland94934 жыл бұрын
@@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle
@micropaw17324 жыл бұрын
@@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad
@AndGoatz042 жыл бұрын
DIY? I know that! *Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*
@newquinken3 жыл бұрын
The reason the battery can start a fire is because when you put the slightly metallic gum wrapper to both sides it causes a short circuit. The reason it didn't work again is because after it short circuits the battery is basically dead, meaning you'd need a fresh battery to try again
@randomgoogleaccount48683 жыл бұрын
science.exe
@BennyTheNubb3 жыл бұрын
That’s not really reliable especially in a prison environment
@newquinken3 жыл бұрын
@@BennyTheNubb Never said it was a RELIABLE means of making a fire, just saying that's how it works, and that's why the battery couldn't be reused XD
@newquinken3 жыл бұрын
@@Twhite97 Yep! It's crazy how easy a battery can short actually
@farhanmaulanailhamsyah65433 жыл бұрын
@@Twhite97 who on earth carries around a pack of batteries in their daily basis
@thefitnessgrampacertest2473 жыл бұрын
The point of the gum wrapper is that they’re not very conducive so the resistivity provides heat and the paper part of the wrapper provides a medium for a flame.
@ellakyger18164 жыл бұрын
i'm gonna be sad when the day comes that jolly ranchers are taken off the shelves due to deaths and injury's from candy lol
@alexthecat6432 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison Lo
@technohellscape3 жыл бұрын
The lack of eye protection when shooting pieces of pointy metal at a bouncy material at close range gave me anxiety
@BakaTaco3 жыл бұрын
How do you feel about 16:06 then?
@Saitama-gm9fv3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@selenefrost62673 жыл бұрын
and not when he puts the paint roller covered in nails up to his eye?
@technohellscape3 жыл бұрын
@@selenefrost6267 honestly, no. It's quite clear that it can't go into his eye, and he is holding the roller firmly in his hand - he has complete control over the movement of the roller, and where it goes. Unlike shooting pointy metal at a bouncy surface, where he has no idea of - nor control over - where it bounces to
@selenefrost62673 жыл бұрын
@@technohellscape yeah honestly fair. The spike roller thing is something you might do to scare your friends but bouncy sharp metal is just dangerous.
@ralphjin45873 жыл бұрын
He’s testing all these weapons but he’s missing one of the most effective DIY weapons: Take a towel, wet it, then roll it up diagonally and you can use the corner as a whip point. I ended up having to treat a kid for a extremely severe laceration that required a transfusion due to blood loss because his idiot friend thought it’d be an interesting thing to test on a fellow person
@ErisApplebottom3 жыл бұрын
This is why we should make towels illegal in the locker room. Only air drying allowed
@brah35653 жыл бұрын
Is it real or just a joke?
@ErisApplebottom3 жыл бұрын
@@brah3565 its real. My brother used to do that to me. It takes a little practice, but towels are real good for sisterwhippin. I never got lacerations from it, but ive gotten welts
@brah35653 жыл бұрын
@@ErisApplebottom i try it and it did not work lmfao i am pretty sure because i dont wet it fyi:i am not 18 so i still live in my parent house and if i wet my towel on purpose they would say are you crazy? And are you losing your mind?
@ErisApplebottom3 жыл бұрын
@@brah3565 thats probably for the best 😂 please dont whip people with wet towels
@GogiRegion3 жыл бұрын
I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a stiletto, and was super surprised with how little force it took to do so. I was not surprised one bit with how effective that Jolly Rancher shank was.
@pyroparagon89453 жыл бұрын
Stilettos are meant to stab people, they're knives. I don't know why that made you thing the jolly ranchers would work though lmao, stilettos are steel
@GogiRegion3 жыл бұрын
@@pyroparagon8945 True! It was more that something long and thin but not too flat can do a lot more damage than you would think, even if it’s not too sharp (probably would have been more careful with that stiletto if I realized that it didn’t need to be sharp to be dangerous). Honestly, Jolly Ranchers can be pretty hard, too. Not enough to do be reusable, but enough to not shatter on impact.
@pyroparagon89453 жыл бұрын
@@GogiRegion oh, around her a stiletto is slang for a folding knife. I think you're talking about something else lmao
@GogiRegion3 жыл бұрын
@@pyroparagon8945 Where I’m from stiletto refers to a wide category of knives ranging from daggers to folding knives, usually from Italy, that all have long slender blades with a thicket cross section, specifically made with the intention of stabbing deep, usually as an assassination weapon. Although I like collecting them for use as letter openers and for self defense.
@pyroparagon89453 жыл бұрын
@@GogiRegion same here, but I read online their are places that have a type of female shoe called that. You said they weren't very sharp, but usually that type of knife here is razor sharp so I got confused
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.
@legendarydoge69164 жыл бұрын
“This was Filmed before Coronavirus” ah yes... The Good Times...
@mr.poohmakes20414 жыл бұрын
Those weapons will be good when the zombies come
@d1vided4 жыл бұрын
Another doge!!!!!! REEEEEEE
@thesaltybear82574 жыл бұрын
2020 B.C ....Before Covid
@Seagul24 жыл бұрын
Yes the good old days
@solsol95154 жыл бұрын
Before the Great Reset
@misz34 жыл бұрын
School: no weapons, not even for self defense......... Me: so the jolly ranchers it is then.
@mackenziegray87624 жыл бұрын
School: no candy
@queenWillowwww38934 жыл бұрын
Candy canes work too!... I wouldn’t know from experience, though
@ozzyfromscotland4 жыл бұрын
School: No weapons, no snowballs, no bottle flips, no finger guns. My P7 class: Shards of ice, metal poles, bricks, parkour tower over 5 foot tall. School: Fine by me.
@webbermain69104 жыл бұрын
@@mackenziegray8762 krgh NANI?
@delinep72864 жыл бұрын
“I got a cucumber for my packed lunch today.”
@matthewtalbot-paine79773 жыл бұрын
Speaking to the "wouldn't it look weird with a cucumber sticking out of your pocket" part of this, I regularly carry my groceries in my pocket as in the UK we have don't have free bags and I often forget to take my own bags to the shops and I have large pockets. I have definitely carried a cucumber in my coat pocket before and no one has batted an eye lid.
@matthewtalbot-paine79773 жыл бұрын
@ilove bigbrother not in the shop silly you have carts and baskets for that
@MrSym5193 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Naa your being extra 🤣 just pay 20 p for a fucking bag because all the bags nowadays are massive
@Icyfirebug3 жыл бұрын
8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!
@charlieinabox11643 жыл бұрын
The paint roller with nails wasn't a weapon, it was a tool for poking your pizza dough before you put the sauce and toppings on!
@jtiumproductions76293 жыл бұрын
oh yeah i remember those
@TheBeldin3 жыл бұрын
Or if you want to remove wallpaper, you can use this instead of buying it
@iuploadonceeverythreemonth89033 жыл бұрын
Nah the paint roller with nails was so Future Barry Allen got his look
@adityachauhan64633 жыл бұрын
That's 'Lucille' for poor man's Negan
@tr3vk4m3 жыл бұрын
making individual holes would be quicker than making the roller and then having to clean it after each use
@nlm2nd3 жыл бұрын
"How was work today?" "Fine, but my coworker Louie was making weapons out of cucumbers and jolly ranchers"
@AWildRaito3 жыл бұрын
"Knife shoes" People who watched Kingsmen: H m.
@spencermoss55283 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a kinsman reference 😂
@thehummingvixen90263 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone else thought the same thing 😂
@aidensummers59383 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking of joker in the dark knight.
@latherrinsemaim3 жыл бұрын
Or James Bond lol.
@effyplays25173 жыл бұрын
H m.
@MotionWZRD2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being the “video I put next to my ear as I dozed off” tonight. Extra congrats for being there when I heard whispers in my sleep paralysis ☠️
@mr.context38724 жыл бұрын
“Shaun the impaler” Ahh yes, the a famous person of history known for putting his enemies heads on thumbtacks.
@cropskin6964 жыл бұрын
Sean*
@mr.context38724 жыл бұрын
@@cropskin696 Shawn would also be acceptable
@shumshai4 жыл бұрын
"Black is the new Orange" ahhh yes.
@hiimapenguin3 жыл бұрын
I mean, black is the new orange is a great show
@nonsensicalhumanoid3 жыл бұрын
@@hiimapenguin don't you mean black is the new orange
@hiimapenguin3 жыл бұрын
@@nonsensicalhumanoid yes, I did
@CaptainCactus3 жыл бұрын
How the turntables...
@NijikaAirConditioner3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainCactus the turntables how...
@Tanequin13 жыл бұрын
You really need to give prisoners more credit!!! Mythbuster ran an episode that showed how to make fully functional and lethal crossbows out of common prison materials.
@bellakaldera33052 жыл бұрын
The toothbrush crossbow!
@cozoxlio74782 жыл бұрын
@@bellakaldera3305 Yes!
@ric270 Жыл бұрын
Prisoners have built guns in prison
@notikuya82843 жыл бұрын
I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔 Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.
@sayhan36312 жыл бұрын
Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.
@xersys3 жыл бұрын
The "paintroller of death" would likely slip over something like a short novelty baseball bat you would buy at a souvenir shop, it's highly unlikely you would use it with the roller handle. Also, that weapon is not meant for penetration, it's meant to tear flesh.
@pochiluis05702 жыл бұрын
haha… troller
@evan103072 жыл бұрын
why arnt we calling it a waternberg wheel on crack lmfao
@lljw71512 жыл бұрын
still a bad weapon
@Fenyx_Birb2 жыл бұрын
It's a paint roller, it's gonna roll, meaning you would have to make it so it can't roll.
@kennethdarron4852 Жыл бұрын
TSA confiscated that right? Probably not a melee weapon, but a frag layer to slide over a small pipe bomb or overpressure device.
@benmartin96773 жыл бұрын
The roller is not a weapon. It's a diy aeration attachment. It's used by decorates/people laying tiles to aerate self leveling compound.
@buckshott003 жыл бұрын
I was just about to write that. Being stopped by TSA does not a weapon make. One time I had to fly with my calipers, I keep them in a sleeve that says "digimatic caliper" when a young female TSA pulled me out of line for additional screening because I had some kind of "small axe". Luckily she went to get a Sr. Agent upon seeing them said, "Oh man, nice calipers" and let me on my way.
@smallweinersteve88083 жыл бұрын
@@buckshott00 i had no idea what caliper meant in english and upon translating it, i fucking pissed myself cant believe she thought those were fucking mini axes im crying
@buckshott003 жыл бұрын
@@smallweinersteve8808 Thanks Guy!! Glad something good came from it. Flying as an engineer is hard. TSA has had their hands on on my junk more than my highschool girlfriends.
@unknownunknown71073 жыл бұрын
@@buckshott00 That's because the TSA is real...
@JackPhoenixCz3 жыл бұрын
Giving it a straight handle and using it as a mace would work. Impossible to keep the nails properly alignned with the target on the roller. And yes, less nails will still be better.
@nininyoko134 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna absolutely destroy any gelatin blobs in your way" Guy has a weird way to talk about humans.
@The_YHWHistic_Seal4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@memetrash50824 жыл бұрын
He’s talking about Americans
@nininyoko134 жыл бұрын
@@memetrash5082 Ah, thanks for clearing that up
@sevionus804 жыл бұрын
@@memetrash5082 how original what else you got... 🕳️ Nothing? Okay... Expected lol
@AspartameAngel4 жыл бұрын
@@sevionus80 dude it was a joke-
@Ribbit880 Жыл бұрын
Is anyone going to talk about how hard this guy works? Like he puts HOURS into his videos. Props to Louis Weisz!
@kadehilton95313 жыл бұрын
Lous: "It can eventually break but-" Ad: 'THE CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS AINT OVER YET!"
@dr.eckschwein10623 жыл бұрын
Of course. Now the real question is, was the sandwich chicken cooked with slaps?
@matthew657703 жыл бұрын
Ok
@applejuicefool693 жыл бұрын
When I was in kindergarten a kid stabbed me in the arm with a pencil. I have a graphite tattoo dot there to this day...45 years later.
@xMercii.3 жыл бұрын
I accidentally stabbed the tip of my pinky with a pencil in 5th grade, it left one of those dots as well :/
@seankrkovich28693 жыл бұрын
@@xMercii. those be war wounds my friend
@comradewindowsill42533 жыл бұрын
I’ll contribute a graphite mark on the inside of my left knee, don’t remember how it happened tho
@necromancerleam3 жыл бұрын
My 5th grade teacher said the same thing happened (Possibly in the same grade) to her husband, and that he still has lead poisoning or something. Been a while since then so the memory is foggy but yea, i thought it was interesting to hear a story like that again.
@comradewindowsill42533 жыл бұрын
@@necromancerleam Unless it was really long ago, pencil leads don’t actually contain any lead, and even then it is a very small thing, prolly too small to significantly poison you
@Cyclexrsk4 жыл бұрын
Bro this guy looks like a scuffed Rick astley
@J_StLou1s3 жыл бұрын
underaterd
@letstalkabout41423 жыл бұрын
This is going to r/rareinsults
@vtipoman3 жыл бұрын
*rolls up to you in prison with a Jolly Rancher shank* "You know the rules and so do I"
@greyrifterrellik58372 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off. Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.
@Kadulikan4 жыл бұрын
Other people: "And obviously we're going to wear our safety glasses for this." Louis: 16:04
@datzee93154 жыл бұрын
not one reply but 268 likes, but ill end that
@InfamousAJ4 жыл бұрын
@@datzee9315 not if I have anything to say about it!
@datzee93154 жыл бұрын
@@InfamousAJ now its three
@datzee93154 жыл бұрын
@david hollinger 5 now
@spiderdude20993 жыл бұрын
The only reason why the cucumber knife worked so well is because.......it’s literally just a knife that you gave a different handle...
@nonameinan78494 жыл бұрын
4:04 that censoring is hillarious but the fact he hollowed a cucumber with a drill is just as funny
@TheAwesomes21043 жыл бұрын
"That's not a knife. This is a knife!" -whips out zucchini
@distinguishedcatfish71544 жыл бұрын
When I was real little,my brother made thumbtack darts without me knowing.we then had a nerf war and he used the “special darts” and hit me in the forehead.I know have a decent sized scar on my head:)
@violetskies143 жыл бұрын
My mum punched my uncle while holding a pencil as a child (he was being horrible to her and she forgot she was holding a pencil) and he has a little blue dot to this day.
@LxvSoraOfficial3 жыл бұрын
wtf
@Pao234_3 жыл бұрын
@@violetskies14 those things are like tattoos, a friend of mine accidentally hit another friend with a sharp pencil, and the mark is still there, they don't go away hahahah, i myself have one in the leg
@akshansharma35273 жыл бұрын
@@Pao234_ Idk how you have to hit the pencil but I was stabbed by a pencil. It went straight into my arm like a knife(the pencil was fully sharpened)(about 5mm depth). But, I do not have any mark or tattoo and I was stabbed just 6 years ago. It healed in 4 to 5 weeks and there is no mark now.