EFAP Movies #35: Home Alone: with Moriarty, JlongBone and DasBoSchitt

[@MauLerYT]

Merry Christmas, yah filthy animals! 🥰

[@diegofernandeztrujillo2517]

Merry Christakis MauLer

[@michaeldorsey9231]

Happy holidays.

[@camillecunningham7348]

Merry Christmas MauLer

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

Merry Chrumbustous yah beautiful Penguin!

[@matthewhyland8129]

Merry Christmas Longman

[@TheMemeRepository]

Fun fact, this was actually the very first EFAP I edited.

[@connors9597]

where did you learn how to edit? ON A FARM?!

[@DiZtheJedi]

@@connors9597 Man of Steel really left its mark on this fandom, huh?

[@PaulRacz]

It was great work. I'm impressed, mate.

[@xacmashe3852]

Really, I never would've guessed, I just assumed you got better at comedic editing over time doing these! I didn't think you could make the violence in this movie more funny but those Mortal Kombat Xray edits. And how they were used appropriately and not overdone That shit is the comedy gold, I've never laughed at an EFAP Movies so hard I choke on my own spit. 10 outta 10!

[@MoonlitMarch]

You did a great job, the Mortal Kombat edits had me dying

[@spiteforge]

"I was bred to be a thief, Kevin. Trained my entire life to master my crowbar. Where did you train? IN A TREEHOUSE?"

[@marcthomas5949]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought thats

[@dungusyungus245s]

"Where did you train? In a big expensive house in a upper class suburban community built most likely on acre of land that, back then, was a FARM!?"

[@grandarkfang_1482]

God, I'm glad that this meme hasn't died.

[@nilloc28]

great minds think alike haha. I couldnt help but, to hear it.

[@Garrus1995]

“The treehouse had its chance!”

[@frank5813]

The mom went through all that trouble only to get home about 45 seconds earlier than everyone else.

[@goober3097]

Women ☕

[@dreamwalking]

Probably the best joke in the film.

[@flowerpatchtoons1101]

That always upset me as a kid.

[@madcapmakov2]

@@goober3097They have no chill.

[@mrdropkicker1]

@@madcapmakov2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/npSnfWCLnaiEgZosi=KYt0w3oprJWhxsv_

[@archstanton9073]

The pizza place is Little Nero's. Their slogan is "No Fiddlin' Around". It's a play on Nero, the emperor, playing a fiddle while Rome burned.

[@ihvojd]

Lol that’s a really great joke 😂

[@mrdropkicker1]

I was waiting for someone to get it

[@bartomiejmucha8475]

Finally, the most Christmas film, that a few years ago almost caused riots in Poland, when the television that broadcasts it every year considered not to show it on Christmas.

[@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins]

Thanks for providing this weeks edition of "1001 Reasons to Love and Respect the People of Poland". I'm hooked and can't wait for reason #998. Apparently it will shock me.

[@yaboiportch]

That is a very Polish thing to riot about

[@segundajuganda]

Haha yeah it was disastrous year without Kevin on PolsatTV 😆

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

Polska can into space

[@derpynerdy6294]

next die hard plsssss

[@LunaRose1312]

Mauler casually forgot that home alone was made in the era of landline phones,

[@NataliaNeeSama]

58:00 "I thought I remember that the film was all about he destroying the bandits, and it took so long for that to happen!" Poor Mauler, he don't remember when films had build-ups, development and payoffs. It's such a rare thing nowadays. :(

[@Indigo_Gaming]

I love the subtext that the world has been plunged into apocalypse by the vicious Magpie Event, and we're just watching EFAP reruns on an old TV in a Fallout world.

[@miracles4219]

Marv looking like Doug Walker if he shaved is the funniest yet haunting realization from this movie

[@wopjohn]

Poor Marv. Resembling that gobshite

[@samuellund1377]

*Automatic lights start turning on around the neighborhood* Doug Walker: "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGASSSSS?!

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

@@samuellund1377 Doug: HOW IS THAT FUNNY? I DON'T GET IT!!

[@mrdropkicker1]

@@samuellund1377 “HERCULAD? I DON’T GET IT! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”

[@Nethseaar]

Fun fact: The musical motif that plays whenever shovel man shows up is the first four notes of the Gregorian chant for the Christian final judgment and day of wrath, "Dies Irae." Quotations of the Dies Irae chant show up in many movie soundtracks, including Star Wars (when Luke finds crispified Owen and Beru), It's a Wonderful Life (when George is on the bridge at the end), and The Shining (the opening). Classical composers also quoted the chant frequently, making it probably the most referenced piece of music ever. It also happens to be the same set of notes that is repeated all over the place in Carol of the Bells.

[@cranberryrosebud]

I learned it basically symbolizes death. Apparently, Sondheim used parts of the piece all over the place in his musical Sweeney Todd (which is basically all about death if you don’t know).

[@puppysect]

@@cranberryrosebud A fellow Sideways watcher, eh?

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@puppysect you got me (:

[@FunZies.]

Fellow Sideways watcher here, as well. I'm just wondering why this poor, nice man was being used to represent death! Because of the rumours? Surely not because he's old? Lmao.

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@FunZies. Yeah, it's because it's from Kevin's perspective, but after he talks to him I don't think the Dies Irae was played anymore, because he was no longer scared.

[@Kelbor_Hal]

"Watch years of emotional abuse take their toll on this small child as he exhibits all the signs of becoming a sociopath!"

[@saasensalmon5710]

18:04 Mauler says "Oh my god, is that a gun?", and I just realized that it's literally a Chekhov's gun.

[@soyuzdavillan721]

Rags is like "you know spiders are bad business when you can hear them" 🤣

[@scottf5791]

🤡🔪

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

Moriarty, JLongBone and DasBoSchitt, all three of which have amazing laughs. This is gonna be good.

[@antiphon000]

more like annoying

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

@@antiphon000 This will be a nightmare for you then?

[@fluff6811]

The trinity of laughter assembles for the holidays once again!

[@Luke101]

Unfortunately JLongBone has shit takes

[@UmbraMan1]

@@Luke101 Such as?

[@kingbash6466]

It’s hilarious how influential this movie was to 90s/early 2000s family films. There were so many films released around that time basically copying this formula beat by beat.

[@Сайтамен]

Well, if it works...

[@filiporvik2782]

@@bigchungus6223 what plot holes and nonsense?

[@aaronmueller1560]

Including Home Alone 2….

[@filiporvik2782]

@@bigchungus6223 Got any references? They didn't even point out the biggest ones

[@lacidar3752]

Can’t think of outright plot holes but the whole movie is built on a series of contrivances. That kid that gets counted only exists in that scene, the phone lines are down, cops not taking anything remotely seriously…

[@kieranholmes8086]

HOLY SHIT Small Soldiers needs to be an EFAP movies I adore that film

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I'm curious how they would react to the Barbie scene, assuming its a first time watch for someone in the watch party.

[@sparkypack]

@@MediumRareOpinions Rags knows all about the Barbie movies. Get ready for some detailed history.

[@nick_4972]

Absolutely yes. I just watched it again awhile ago and it holds up so well.

[@kieranholmes8086]

@@sparkypack haha oh that'll be gold

[@DisplayThisOkay]

@@MediumRareOpinions Mauler mentioned watching it in the Toy Story 4 efap IIRC.

[@stonebaxter]

I love how the cops still left Kevin home alone after picking up the criminals....

[@Ceyx000]

They arrested them at the Murphy's house across the street.

[@stonebaxter]

@@Ceyx000 Fair enough, I didn't catch that. But then wasn't it the Shoveler who called the cops? Wouldn't he tell them about a child being left home alone?

[@imaginarymask]

@@stonebaxter Kevin calls the cops before he leaves his house. It's just before he gets caught by Marv. He imitates a grown up voice and gives his neighbors address.

[@stonebaxter]

Can anyone else appreciate Kevin's strategical mind? He came up with a full array of self-defense and fortress-protection in less than an hour, built it all, and was fully prepared to implement them at will. Given his native survival instincts from being abandoned at 8yrs old, this kid should grow up to be a four-star General working at the Pentagon...

[@cartooncritique6625]

Kevin grows up to be a general working at the Pentagon? That's now my new head cannon! XD

[@80krauser]

He’s too smart for that.

[@essexclass8168]

Don't think he can. None of his defenses are useless, modular, expensive, highly marketable, self defeating, modular or modular

[@SpartanPrimeDSTY117]

According to the home alone reboot, Kevin goes on to develop his own line of security equipment.

[@CruelestChris]

@@essexclass8168 The trick is you request a multi-mission modular system and then only buy one type of module, thus ensuring you have all the downsides and none of the advantages. Then you reduce the purchase size by 1000%, decide the ammo is too expensive to buy any, and hope people blame the sky-high costs and lack of capability on the manufacturer rather than, say, you.

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Rags' Nickelback in LOTR is one of the most random jokes and I fucking love it.

[@Galvatronover]

Timestamp?

[@electricbayonet2]

@@Galvatronover 0:55 my dude.

[@TheSlammurai]

That evil witch laugh by JLB kills me every time.

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

Ah man it’s sooo funny it gets me every time

[@Farktoid]

The Mortal Kombat x-ray cuts are pure perfection, praise be to the editor.

[@StupidWeb]

Hope next year we get home alone 2 and rags' opening line is "how does the same thing happen to the same guy twice?"

[@SpartyCubsFan]

The magic of a pre-Patriot Act time, and a sprinkle of your favorite Orange Man

[@unpopularopinions7407]

Home Alone 2 was TFA before TFA

[@StupidWeb]

@@unpopularopinions7407 I was referencing die hard 2 but yeah

[@miles9760]

The Chris Hansen fade ins are comedy gold

[@mightyporkinplowastranger8705]

Never really watched EFAP before, you guys are hilarious

[@sparkypack]

You have a lot of catch-up to do. Note, it's possible within two months. xD

[@youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn]

Yeah, it's gonna take a while. Good luck with that.

[@fluff6811]

@@sparkypack Are we up to two months of solid screen time already?! Wow the time has flown

[@sparkypack]

@@fluff6811 Rags checked in a recent superchat catchup, and I think he said it's close to two months.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@@sparkypack 74 days? Something like that

[@lordoz2578]

Fun fact, McCaulay Culkin still calls Catherine O’Hara “mom” to this day. And it fits Why? His real life parents are awful. Not sure where the mom fits in but the dad I heard was a real piece of shit in that he was a helicopter parent and micromanaged every aspect of McCaulay’s life. That fact that he’s doing well now is so darn good. I wish him the best.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

32:20 they were keeping an eye out on every house and robbing them one by one, the phone just gave them an idea on who to hit next

[@zardox78]

18:04 It's a Chekhov's BB gun. Once it's established, we know it's gotta be used at some point.

[@scottf5791]

🤡🔪

[@leejones8582]

Like Chekhov's Spider

[@NicholasSilva1380]

the mortal kombat edit of the home invasion elevated it to some next level shit, honestly felt like watching it the first time. fucking hilarious and brilliant!

[@redbigun]

To answer Rags's question, the stars and stripes on the police uniform and in the attic is the Chicago flag. Side note: Wrestling fans outside of Chicago would recognize it on the attire of CM Punk.

[@BannedPhotoshop]

yah they said like 10 seconds later

[@redbigun]

@@BannedPhotoshop More like 20 minutes later and I didn't realize that when it premiered.

[@BannedPhotoshop]

@@redbigun no, it was immediately after...but sure

[@redbigun]

@@BannedPhotoshop 12:40 27:50

[@SpartyCubsFan]

That youngster Rags… this is, after all, a John Hughes movie.

[@superunluckyllama5040]

The fact that none of them got the reference to the belief (incorrectly) that Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned is bugging me. The fact that it’s in this video means the editor ALSO didn’t get the reference and left it in thinking it was dumb as well. My brain has a malfunction that won’t let it go. Other than that great watch guys.

[@DiZtheJedi]

"I'm going to feed you to my tarantula," I can't wait to see how the EFAP meme community makes use of this.

[@dandybus1582]

Jesus Christ, editing screaming Kevin McAllister on Obi-Wan is fucking GENIUS!!!

[@cyberphantom99]

Nazism declared defeated, Jlongbone disappears. Coincidence? I think not!

[@bad-people6510]

I'd like to see a Home Alone remake staring Kyle Rittenhouse. It's a much shorter movie.

[@lordkrauser]

Based and I love it

[@TheNoonish]

I had an "uh-oh" moment when John Candy mentioned Kenosha.

[@derpynerdy6294]

pew pew pew pew*

[@benjamingrant5970]

It abruptly just ends when they initially try getting in the back kitchen door ....that's no BB gun this time.....

[@cartooncritique6625]

BAM! BAM! *Roll Credits* XD

[@davidgannon5388]

20:15 - Fun fact: Buzz's "girlfriend" was, in reality, the art director's son! According to the actor who played Buzz, “[They] decided it would be unkind to put a girl in that role of just being funny-looking. The art director had a son who was more than willing to volunteer for the part. I think if he had known it would become the highest-grossing family comedy of all time, he might have had second thoughts about it.”

[@liamwarner5749]

You know if those are solid gold forks and if the rest of the house is similarly outfited that would explain why this house is so important to hit. Who know's what else is in a house that uses 24 carat gold eating utensils. I also want to know why the cops are all "Hey we got you" not "Geeze what happened to you two? Burns, concussion, cuts, punctures?"

[@Neo2266.]

Damn, Rag is really observant about that Badge

[@fugu_3467]

His incredible observation skills comes at the steep cost of his listening abilities

[@The_child-catcher]

It's called autism.

[@flippy3930]

Its the Chicago flag, he's just a dumbass

[@jordanwhittle1388]

All the violence to me is like its out of a tom and jerry cartoon where no matter whats thrown at them the bandits just get back up and keep going despite the fact they should clearly give up but don't because their so determined to get kevin

[@taylorlowery1]

Hey, Merry Christmas EFAP crew -- I'm thankful for you guys.

[@isaackane4931]

"They use CCTV footage." This just has me think of a Home Alone movie in the UK. To reflect current times, they genderswap Kevin, race-swap Harry and Marv into (take a guess) and instead of just trying to rob the house, the criminals try far worse. Fem-Kevin will then have to fight the bad men off herself, as the police will do nothing because they don't want to appear racist. Home Alone: Sand Groomers.

[@completelyferrouschemist6776]

Instead of a nail to the foot, they earn a Darwin Award when a trap drops them groin-first onto an iron fence -- the ones with the pointed tips.

[@LordOfHunger777]

🤣🤣🤣 And they try to throw him off the roof.

[@Marcara081]

Instead of a tarantula it's just raw bacon.

[@completelyferrouschemist6776]

@@Marcara081 Naw, cooked bacon, with sizzling bacon grease

[@soyuzdavillan721]

Yeah Marv could be transgender AND handicapped. Double the quota!!

[@Dr.Metalblood]

Excellent editing Meme Repository!

[@ODST_Parker]

The only other movie to fall under the Die Hard category of Christmas movies. Please do the sequel too, they literally fucking kill both of these guys multiple times over.

[@kylefrank638]

Do you mean "action/Christmas movie?" And only Die Hard and this qualify? What about Iron Man 3?

[@FunZies.]

@@kylefrank638 I'd say _The Long Kiss Goodnight_ is a better match. :D

[@razzamatronic9882]

The brick throwing in HA2 is my favorite scene in the whole movie

[@Сайтамен]

In this movie they had one or two deadly traps. But in the second one every trap is deadly.

[@Zivalene]

The Mortal Kombat edits killed me every time! lol

[@JewishFrog]

Ah yes the most violent movie to ever exist. I remember watching it so many times when I was little, no wonder I ended up in prison.

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

It's Die Hard/Rambo, but rated G. Or, it's a prequel to the Saw franchise.

[@DinosaurFan88]

The nail and the broken Christmas bulbs are just like the bear trap in Straw Dogs

[@robertlewis6915]

Home Alone Remake takes place in a city that was recently hit by a massive EMP which somehow only affected the devices available to the family or their immediate acquaintances, and the police. Thankfully the Punisher is active so criminality has actually fallen. His usage of a shovel has some people puzzled.

[@haydendill6288]

Meme got a good finisher voice

[@sparkypack]

He should also say: Round one.. FIGHT!

[@alphachadfeanor]

Been a rough Christmas. Found out my aunt committed suicide today. If I didn't have my gf and EFAP here today would be a lot worse, so thank you guys, and have a Merry Crumbulus

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Holy shit dude... I'm so sorry for your loss

[@rubedog961]

Rags has gone too far this time

[@alphachadfeanor]

@@HORSESNDOGS9 Thanks man.

[@Garrus1995]

Very sorry for your loss, dude. May your aunt be at peace.

[@samuellund1377]

Having lost family in the same manner last year I just want to let you know I am so sorry. Someone wise told me not to feel guilty for experiencing laughter or happiness in the middle of a tragedy. Go watch and do some of your favorite things. There will be plenty of time to experience the off and on feelings of heartbreak and pain. Wishing you and yours the best brother.

[@Pompadour_Pug]

Those MK edits are so damn good. It's no surprise it's Meme Repository editing this.

[@nick_4972]

You need to do an EFAP Movies for Small Soldiers.

[@puppysect]

Wouldn't surprise me if they already recorded it like a year ago. =)

[@vadandrumist1670]

This is one worth coming back to just for the hilarious editing of the house invasion.

[@Kwistoweeish]

41:34 My first tv was a little 9” black and white set; I remember realizing that Big Bird was actually yellow… and this was the family television, not one in my room.

[@emtea6595]

Gotta say, even though i love Home Alone 1, the second one's house trap is waaaaay more funny to me. When Marv is being electrocuted is my favorite scene, his voice gets so high and he goes skeleton, it's funny as hell.

[@kianrodriguez4455]

Oh boy, can't wait till they get to the remake, Merry Christmas to you all btw, thanks for bringing us a lot of joy throughout the year!

[@Gothicah]

Goddamn I almost cried at the end all these old family movies you guys watch at Christmas make my grinch heart grow and I hate it😭

[@jamesman142]

I just watched this Christmas Eve with my family. It is awesome to see you guys doing this. Good release.

[@kodybuffettwilson]

EFAP made this movie even more hilarious! The editing especially, the ominous Chris Hansen fades damn near killed me!

[@mk-tu3gv]

Those mortal combat bits are amazing. I love you editor

[@kinglyknight]

Mauler pointed out the answering machine being a dumb plot device, but wouldn’t that make sense that they contacted everyone on the street to check on their son? And if there was a pair of burglars robbing a bunch of houses on the same street it is quite possible that they would hear the answering machine

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

16:27 The sound of DasBoSchitt realizing he might edit a Home Alone EFAP movies.

[@byanymemesnecessary8848]

I want a horror movie where adult Macaulay Culkin lures people into his home under false pretenses and then to escape they have to go through a gauntlet of home alone style traps in order to escape.

[@AJPwny]

It's like Saw but without the poetic stint, he doesn't want to teach them any kind of lesson, he just wants to watch people get trashed

[@andrews4717]

After every trap he says “do you give up? Or are you thirsty for more?” Like in the second movie

[@Lughrochben]

I'd love to see an EFAP movies on Home Alone 2 as well. Just for the trap scenes.

[@Beuwen_The_Dragon]

Hey now, we Canae say that anymore, they’re ‘gender non-binary scenes” now. ^.-.^

[@Lughrochben]

@@Beuwen_The_Dragon It took me a second. XD

[@ServantOfSatania]

28:50 Hey Meme, you forgot to count this in the statue hit counter

[@johnnynguyen9240]

I’m Australian so the magpie bit had me rolling.

[@CruelestChris]

Magpies in the UK give you various forms of luck depending on their number. In Australia they just try to mug you.

[@johnnynguyen9240]

@@CruelestChris Magpies in Australia: What'd ya bring me?

[@mgeiger2341]

@@CruelestChris And here in the US, it just means a free meal.

[@matthewhyland8129]

Can we get Home Alone 2 next year Mool-El?

[@bossbeartherock6034]

So many jokes to be made on about Tim and the hotel staff . And the traps are just so great .da bricks and the electro sink .

[@shrewdprivateer3742]

I like that the wellness check to see if someone is in trouble or incapacitated is passed since no one came to the door.

[@kentleighenglish1388]

35:57 Rags: "What's with this fucking Star Wars music?" I guess he doesn't know who composed the score.

[@samzilla567]

Pretty sure Rags was totally zoned out this episode.

[@eskaflorence5659]

Weed lol

[@essexclass8168]

Prolly pervitin considering his songs

[@RolyatSille]

I like to picture Kevin having to go out all night breaking up all the ice he made covering literally all the stairs outside and then having to go clean up the fucking blood soaked tar in the basement.

[@half-bakedpotato1078]

I like the image of a post-apocalyptic world where EFAP is still going strong

[@FeHearts]

12:39 That is the flag of Chicago which why it was on the police uniform.

[@samuellund1377]

They're going to assassinate Kevin's character in the remake. The robbers are going to walk in to the house, no traps or obstacles. Kevin is just standing there. He looks up, tosses the Tarantula over his shoulder and says: "It's time for homes, to end."

[@benjamingrant5970]

_Old Shovel Guy_ : "you must be new to the area,who are you?" "Rey.....Rey McCallister".....

[@SumThingFawful]

The editing on this one was godly. I also request a highlight videos of Rags linking everything to Hitler somehow

[@stonebaxter]

50:40 On Santa's planet it stand for 'Hope'.....

[@xacmashe3852]

I forgot how much I hate.....ALL of these characters. Kevin is the only good one and all of the kids bully him. I completely side with Kevin when he said he doesn't want to see the rest of his family again, fuck, I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. I'm glad Kevin is the main character because if any other character was the lead I'd want the wet bandits to kill them.

[@benjamingrant5970]

The sibling who keeps pissing the bed,but intentionally keeps drinking Pepsi, is the TRUE villain of this....a "Wet Bandit",if you will....

[@xacmashe3852]

@@benjamingrant5970 Nah fuck that shit. The way he smiled at Kevin after being told to stop drinking so much, little shit KNEW what he was doing. That would get me out of my seat to punch him as a 21 year old man. Fuck them kids.

[@proudtobeme1ashkente]

Aw, I'd hoped DasBoSchitt would've edited this. I really like his style.

[@DasBoSchitt]

I'm flattered! Perhaps I'll get Home Alone 2 maybe possibly perhaps???

[@cebraulkenne8571]

Between this and Die hard, I don't want feet anymore.

[@benjamingrant5970]

What is it with Xmas movies and savage foot lacerations???

[@SpartyCubsFan]

The great thing is that it’s not a “default Chicago accent”! It’s actually locals from Airport Express, the grocery store, etc. and how they talk…

[@janehrahan5116]

They sound like themselves? Sorry his point beats yours.

[@keto3883]

why are they still talking about home alone ?? home alone 2 is out !!!!

[@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321]

Are we still talking about Home Alone 2? Home Alone 3 is out!

[@Gr3yHomie]

Bro, y'all still talking Home Alone 3? Home Sweet Home Alone came out

[@benjamingrant5970]

No Way Home Alone......

[@calebhoekstra7760]

Im supprised you guys didnt pick up on that the girl counting kids counted herself twice along with the other kid, so they actually left 2 kids behind🤯

[@ct-swapmthechosenone9070]

😂😂No way, that awesome!

[@xel1673]

28:30 This movie should have ended here. If the parent thinks a child is home alone and potentially in danger, and asks the police to go find out, it gives them permission to legally enter the house with owner's consent. Or they would get explicit permission to do so before hanging up. Going and dismissing it as "Oh, the house looks secure, I'm done" wouldn't fly as the kid could actually be in danger. Perhaps incapacitated from an in-home accident. Or too scared to answer the door to strangers. The other issue was, if Kevin wasn't at home, the next step would be to start a search of the city for a lost kid matching Kevin's description since he could be anywhere at that point. The cop could have even gone next door to ask the shovel neighbor if he'd seen/heard anything. Speaking of the neighbor, did the parents really NEVER get the phone number of shovel neighbor the whole time they lived beside one another? He lives right beside them and the parents would know there is nothing bad about the guy, as they wouldn't believe ridiculous serial killer rumors like Kevin would. Unless there are other rumors about the guy. Do they hate shovel neighbor? Had they just called him they could have resolved everything sooner. And if they did call him, shovel neighbor must not answer his phone or have an answering machine, or the McCallister Aunt called him from the phone list she got but didn't leave a message about the situation, or the shovel neighbor got all the messages, but ignored what was happening and let it play out. It would certainly explain why, after just knocking the Wet Bandits out, he left with Kevin and did nothing else. He didn't hand Kevin over to the officers, make a statement about what happened or anything. He seems to have just taken a kid who went through a shocking, scary experience (nearly being maimed and killed at the end) to an empty house and returned home for the night. He didn't even take Kevin to his house for a precautionary thing or stay with Kevin while trying to get in touch with Kevin's parents or anyone, knowing Kevin shouldn't be left alone. It was like he was fine letting this lone kid run around for days (after all he'd witnessed), but didn't want to deal with anything more than he absolutely needed to, certainly not cops or watch a kid for a few hours. ...Makes you wonder what exactly the shovel neighbor did to make his son dislike and become estranged from him for so long.

[@sparkypack]

Well, the Chicago police isn't really displayed as an intelligent force in this movie looking at 32:54. 👮‍♂️👎

[@markamanic]

My favorite birds are Emus. They've won a war against us.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

4:32 I know, right? Even on _Punky Brewster,_ where Henry seems to be pretty well off, he still lives in an apartment building.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

5:05 That line's even funnier here in Australia, especially for kid me who didn't know other countries have different rating systems, because R is actually the *highest* rating here, roughly equivalent to NC-17.

[@countD8852]

That's some top notch, S-Rank editing meme, good stuff!

[@shiffpup2529]

The Mortal Kombat zoom ins need to be a part of a real edit, because HOLY SHIT they make this movie even funnier.

[@teddytalley620]

12:40 The flag above Kevin's bed and on the police uniform is the Chicago city flag.

[@benjamingrant5970]

Ah,good old magpies kamikaze swooping....little bastards. They really hurt! Also, the guy up a ladder installing the warning sign at 1:24:20 .....how the hell are people meant to read THAT text,THAT high up?

[@able34bravo37]

I'm only at 13:00, but I want to mention it now in case it's not discovered later, the flag they're on about is the flag of the city of Chicago. Because they're so egotistical they have their own flag.

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

Ah, if it isn’t the movie that introduced kids to the splatter film genre…

[@Instafail]

EFAP movies is always a good time! And the editing!

[@soyuzdavillan721]

I live in Australia (Brisbane) and can say the magpie thing isn't an over exaggeration.

[@TheSharkIsWorking_23]

Worked heavily with a stunt crew on a film set recently. Asked the stunt coordinator, who was a stunt player in James Bond films, what was the most impressive/insane stunt he’s ever seen. His answer was the stunt in Home Alone seen at 1:02:31. A backflip, landing on his head, dead center on a set of steps.

[@ajsouza3720]

Can you say which one or is it an nda type of thing?

[@TheSharkIsWorking_23]

@@ajsouza3720 Quantum of Solace. Post opening credits chase sequence on the roofs and into the building with all the scaffolds.

[@matthewcollins4773]

The tarantula is okay, right? It's the character I care about.

[@liamwarner5749]

Yep they took care of it unlike the poor snake in Friday the 13th.

[@benjamingrant5970]

@@liamwarner5749 Shad cannot be bargained with, cannot be reasoned with.....

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@benjamingrant5970 I'm confused, why is Shad here?

[@benjamingrant5970]

@@crowthewicked8344 He is here,for he is the slayer of serpents! His sword is a tool of justice! (or,he killed a Tiger Snake with his sword once. Don't feel bad,they're fuckin dangerous!)

[@psycho-mantis8316]

"From a Treehouse?!!" 😂 Always gets me.

[@Party_Almsivi]

“What if Judy was the Fox and Nick was the rabbit?” Mmm…yeah.

[@sparkypack]

A question for Rags. 😏

[@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604]

Rule 63 be like

[@DraknalHitdan]

So I'm not crazy. I _thought_ I heard a Zootopia reference from Rags.

[@Neo2266.]

Meme should upload those mortal kombat edits as a standalone meme

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

3:38 Not to be confused with John Hurt, who was in that *other* Chris Columbus family movie about two guys pursuing a young boy.

[@codyopperman5930]

Moriarty has clearly never met anyone from the midwest. I've drove 15 hours straight through from Denver, Colorado to northeast Iowa.

[@ajsouza3720]

Holy shit man, I've done 7 hour straight and I was obliterated when we finally got to Phoenix.