Game of Thrones' Disastrous Finale Breakdown - With Mauler, Jeremy, Anna, DasBoShitt and more

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[@ULTRAMANNYDJ]

This episode was written and directed by Catelyn Stark. Sansa is queen, Arya is doing her thing, Bran is king and Jon is exiled and forgotten.

[@winkles2314]

Oh my god you’re right 😂 And even worse, it was written by book Catelyn Stark, a cunt so massive she can be seen from Sothoryos.

[@afriendinthevoid6522]

It’s funny how I’m only halfway through the first book but I fully understand what you mean. Catelyn HATES Jon with such a passion, you feel heat on the damn pages.

[@robink.9966]

@The Jim Reaper™ Welcome to the internet..

[@limecat1057]

@The Jim Reaper™ They're lonely fat dumps who want to be liked 🤷‍♂️

[@backstabbingscumbag6657]

So the third best character pretty much won in the end. I’m cool with this. Best characters by the way are Stannis and Jaime.

[@corruptangel6793]

No, you guys didn't pay attention, Bronn becoming Master of Coin was foreshadowed in season 3 when Tyrion explained to him what a loan was.

[@amanibob1416]

"Do not hesitate to end customer's contractual agreement(s), (need not refunds= bigger Christmas bonus)... Oh and always go/push for t extended warranty... Join the team, live for yourself!"

[@floobkiller123]

You are a genius how could I not see

[@SeeFoodDie]

Mind blown. That was the missing piece of the prophecy the whole time. Thanks

[@shane55pwnt]

But how were we meant to know? They didn't even have the courtesy to randomly a random quote from the scene .

[@Soccercrazyigboman]

That's how all the Arya people sound

[@moonman8450]

Littlefinger: Chaos is a ladder Bran: is it wheelchair accessible?

[@dusky5535]

@Moonman All ladders must be built with wheelchair accessible as thou shall not discriminate thin cripples. -Bilbo Adams

[@Dejv4822]

Chaos is a ramp

[@larseirikholven7984]

No you dont get it. Back in the first episode, before he fell and lost his legs, bran really liked to climb stuff. It was set up from the very begining . Fucking brilliant d&d, you are forgiven for this shitstorm of an ending

[@reubenwayne4637]

Littlefinger in the after life: Fuck you

[@Old_Guard2]

“Chaos is a ladder” mount and blade agrees

[@427Arbok]

The white stuff isn't snow or ash; it's the writers' cocaine stash.

[@jonsimpson6240]

You made a rime

[@paulluke7426]

😂😂

[@MrBronsen15]

It’s poetry, it rimes

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@MrBronsen15 rhymes

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@floridafan561 >implying they would be focusing in that if they were able to focus

[@kizuuwu7563]

There's a big difference between someone "losing their mind" and "losing all their sanity in a single second and becoming a mass-murdering psychopath with absolutely no moral or compassion".

[@reverendrico5631]

Well she was already an authoritarian tyrant by nature, with a god complex. She burned people alive because they refused to bow to her and got a warm fuzzy feeling of being the virtuous one when doing so. Give a her a few years and she’d be just like her dad just replace paranoia with warped moral certitude. So it makes her actions during a psychotic break a little less surprising.

[@Aredel]

Reverend Rico that sounds like a really interesting plot that would take an entire season to develop. D&D spent 5 seconds.

[@therebelofchaos1674]

@@Aredel Spent 5 seconds and then made an entire fucking thesis worth of excuses in the episode commentaries and in social media sayin "well, uh, you just don't get muh themes. And uh, muh foreshadowing"

[@yanivgalmor1747]

Reverend Rico could be an intriguing plot point but. You can’t do that and the night walkers in 6 episodes. It was rushed and terrible

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@Golami224 yup! Ned Stark would've beheaded them instead of burning them but still, they'd see it as their duty

[@RogueFox2185]

Dany: I shall break the wheel of Kings Bran: I am the King on wheels!

[@ManOfAnswers]

We broke the wheel only to add two more.

[@trevalyan006]

Chaos is a ramp. Some people scramble, some people trip, some people needlessly climb a ladder... and some people just roll to victory.

[@mariokarter13]

Bran Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing

[@trevalyan006]

@@mariokarter13 Some people think that's how you get victory. Just sit back and watch it fall into your lap through pure luck. The sorceror did -nothing- to become king? Pull the other one.

[@GhostLink92]

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Breaker of legs, defender of the ramps, Long may he roll. Edit:Happy Anniversary!

[@aramhalamech4204]

they see me rollin

[@yfdugyu]

You dont understand the genious of d&d when tyrion was pushing the chairs it was clear foreshadowing that the cripple Would be king smh my fuckin head 😤😤

[@amanibob1416]

"Trying to get me riding dirty..."

[@amanibob1416]

"-And when you run in circles it's a very very... Maaad world... Maaad world...*

[@RoadPsycho]

@@amanibob1416 trying to get me varging birdies

[@dio4296]

*Drogon melts Iron Throne* Bran: Thank the Lord of Light i brought my own.

[@goufr3540]

This all could of been fixed, if only they had the SWORDPLOSION!!!

[@guardiansparky1766]

He didn't spend all that time looking at Old wheelchair thrones for shits and giggles

[@matthewmuir8884]

I wanted the ending to have the Iron Throne be melted down, but not like that. I wanted it to be deliberately melted down by the remaining leaders as a symbol of getting rid of the old system that brought so much instability, death and misery, and making way for something new; something potentially better. But no; Drogon just melts it in a fit of rage. Why?

[@dio4296]

@@matthewmuir8884 The books says that dragons are supposed to be really smart, stupid throne got his mother killed so he melts it down because of it.

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@dio4296 That's not my point; my point is that it's stupid, and the Iron Throne being melted down could have meant so much more. My "why" wasn't "why does this happen"; it was more, "Why would the writers choose this?"

[@semperludens9241]

7 years: Winter is coming 5 seconds: *Winter left the chat*

[@cookiecookie88729]

Moral intended by the books: "Political quarrels won't matter anymore when death comes for us'' Moral of the show : "Do nothing. Become king"

[@denkerbosu3551]

"B-but he did do something! He let destiny run its course! By doing nothing!"

[@markrichardson168]

ALL HAIL BRAN THE BORKEN!!!!!!!!!!

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@markrichardson168 THE WEHHLCHAIR THAT WILL MOUNT THE WORLD

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

You people are overestimating the books, lol the last 2 were convoluted and super boring (a feast for crows almost forced me into a coma). If the plotlines are just that, christ snow, king bran, mad queen, etc... We have to ask ourselves, these outcomes are really interesting? Like you said, this series was suppose to be more unique and creative. Martin always talked shit about how his intent was to subvert fantasy cliches. But he is struggling to write about a martyr hero? Bran as the destiny "child who was promised"? Daenerys becoming evil because her father is evil? C'mon, these are all fantasy cliches, lol It's particularly hilarious to me how Martin trashed Harry Potter (with reason, this series sucks)... but in the end, he has his own harry potter on bran, lol as a bonus, he also has a icy nemesis just like voldemort. After I read most of George's past work, I am almost fully convinced the guy is a scam. Mediocre scifi writer who got lucky with very good 3 novels from ASOIF, his popularity exploded. But when you get curious enough to read other stuff from him, oh boy... it's ugly, to say the least.

[@gronndar]

@@RRRRRRRRR33 He also did not like Aragorn story arch in LOTR. I can give Martin credit for 3 first books. They are amazing, but there is a drop in quality in 4th

[@deedlessdeity218]

The character betrayed the most is... *Winter*

[@Wayoutthere]

fucking....SPRING IS COMMING

[@bbriggs7409]

Brilliant

[@jaymay7957]

Pretty mild winter

[@Jamfar777]

Winter is supposed to be dark and last years. What the hell happened?!

[@timazbill7746]

@@Jamfar777 feel good mumbo jumbo

[@lukaviwifalc1119]

"There comes a time in all forms of media consumption where you are so utterly bewildered by an event taking place, that there are so many wrong things with it, that you don't have words and you simply laugh." Copyright, MauLer 2019

[@krennicsaspirations4883]

NightHood02 I want that quote on an official EFAP t-shirt.

[@mariokarter13]

The part where Daenerys turns into the camera and says "I burned down King's Landing because it violated the Disabilities Act; now it can be rebuilt to be wheelchair accessible" really took me out of the scene.

[@spiny7560]

I wish this was my yearbook quote

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

-A song of chair and wheel

[@SAOrules]

mariokarter13 I found that part where she was yelling about destroying the city with fire to allow her Coffee Cup children to take over extremely off putting

[@nicole.z.624]

Shoutout to the person in the chat who left a superchat message saying, "Anybody else feel bad for the bank of Braavos? No one is paying them back." LMAO I totally forgot about them but that's hilarious because it's so true

[@winterman8248]

they dont deserve a penny back the filthy usery users enslaving kings with debt.

[@thehermitman822]

To big to fail

[@OccamAsylum]

I really wondered that and then forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me. Got a good laugh out of it.

[@squirrelsyrup1921]

extremely based JK Rowling moment

[@GhostLink92]

If Dragons are intelligent, then Drogon is complicit in Danny's Massacre of Kings Landing. Change my mind.

[@dqverify6797]

Yeah, I had that thought too, and it bugged me.

[@ajohnymous5699]

I can't change someones min when they're right on the money like their surname was Lannister.

[@Horacio_Poggi]

They are only as intelligent as dogs.

[@ajohnymous5699]

@@Horacio_Poggi Yeah but dogs still get put down when they bite someone or when they bark near insecure police officers, so that means burning a city full of people warrants at least 32 consecutive "old yeller" put downs via scorpion bolts.

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

Drogon kinda forgot he killed half a million people.

[@jerm70]

Two directors Two Georges Two fictional universes to ruin and two water bottles in one episode.

[@brycemanasco5473]

Always 2 there are, no more, no less

[@jerm70]

@@brycemanasco5473 Was D. B. Weiss the master or the apprentice?

[@Crewsteve]

Its like poetry...it rhymes

[@boodoofett4192]

@@Crewsteve you beat me to it

[@lordinquisitordunn336]

The Jim Reaper™ agreed bennioff is pretty much the only writer passing down directives to the other people working on it. Weiss is just bennioffs dweeby sidekick who barely talks in interviews

[@BishopHavel]

If episodes 3, 4, and 5, was the panic of dropping your phone down a storm drain, this last episode was the feeling of staring into the darkness after it knowing there's nothing you can do now. Glad it's over.

[@kaelim888]

Season eight was Pennywise staring back from the sewers.

[@MKL951]

The best metaphor for this season by lol never laughed this good.

[@Full0metal0custard]

The other day I dropped my headphones in the toilet after pissing in it, I feel your sentiment exactly.

[@gotanyketchup3422]

Stone Bishop I like that one! I put it as the entire series is like watching a symphony and 80% through the conductor leaves, and the entire orchestra shits on the stage while a few people desperately attempt to finish the song.

[@daveinthemicrowave]

As someone who once forgot my phone in my swimming shorts and swam in a river this is a perfect analogy.

[@eli88958]

Chaos is a ramp.

[@valentinward3657]

*Chuckles*

[@Tiyev]

Which makes the 'Game of Thrones' surprisingly wheelchair accessible. It was destiny that Bran be the final chair man, and take the figurative seat of power in the final hour...

[@bobbyniblock54]

Super Friends chaos is a dodecahedron

[@orebursac868]

Those who flip over are broken forever..

[@DarkangelJSB]

Super Friends I guess she fell up the stair then

[@zeldafreak1975]

"An epic disappointment" Kit Harrington

[@wazzobazzo]

Talking about S8 or him personally for shitting on fans (at this point you need to be specific)? Edit: ah I see the quotes now, bit tired, but yeah he's an epic disappointment as well...

[@AIartificalIntellige]

TBF he probs misunderstood what the petition was aimed at or he was put up to do it.

[@imallergictobullets]

wazzobazzo He’s talking about an interview where Kit called the finale a disappointment

[@wazzobazzo]

@@imallergictobullets Oh I know but then he turned right around and shat on the fans for having standards making HIM the disappointment...

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

And it seems he just start a therapy or something. So, Kit was hurt by this lol It's amusing in a twisted way how the negativity is pilling up. It will be a surprise if D&D sustain their job regarding Star Wars.

[@Nero-ox5tw]

Bran let Dany destroy Kings Landing so they could start over and build ramps everywhere instead of stairs.

[@gggfightklub8449]

Nice pfp

[@nickdahl203]

That first execution scene killed all immersion for me. The captured soldiers don't struggle, they don't plead, don't react when the Northern soldiers look like they might be willing to rescue them. The first guy to be executed doesn't do or say anything the entire, treating the ongoing argument over his life like it's a discussion about pineapple on pizza And don't feed me a line about how they're too demoralized to try, they don't even have the correct posture for that. They are sitting straight up on their knees like they're stretching for morning kalesthenics, not slumped down like they've not got a single shit left to give or curled up in a fetal position. I don't feel like I'm watching unarmed prisoners being executed by a war criminal, I'm watching actors in a play. A shitty play, by kindergarteners.

[@angelspartanessheavenden2674]

Season 8 is full of writing like that, it reminds me of stuff I wrote for my fantasy novel when I was in the 4th grade. The big war meeting scenes, first in S7 then the one where My Sundae gets killed in S8, killed immersion for me. Like it had never been established in-universe before that war meetings between warring parties went down like that, and they suddenly retcon the lore and make that the way they go in the very end? that'd be like the Starks coming back to King's Landing to have a tea party with the Lannisters in S2 or S3. Or if, during the meeting between Renly, Stannis, and Cat in S2, if Renly grabbed the red priestess, slit her throat in front of Stannis, and then they just said "Well see you at the battle I guess" and turned and trotted back to their respective camps. Or if in S6 when Ramsay killed Rickon in front of Jon and Jon was just like "ah that sucks, well see you at the battle next week." Utter nonsense. But no, instead of writing consistently or writing things that work well, they had to do the Marvel thing and also we needed to see Dany walking away angrily so we could know she was going crazy but we also had to see her not react just yet because she hasn't yet had a chance to slaughter the entirety of King's Landing for absolutely no reason . *eyeroll*

[@ralcogaming7674]

It would have been better if characters talked and we at least got a lannister soilder telling greyworm to fuck off and they won't beg show some unyielding devotion or unbroken spirit or something.

[@SerbAtheist]

'Now, this is scraping the bottom of the S8 hate barrel. The vast majority of people led to their execution do not resist. Someone who has life and death power over you always has the power to do things to you that are worse than death. And for most people, the very stress and terror of the situation triggers a paralysis response as the brain is simply unable to comprehend and deal with the reality of one's impending demise.

[@RhysCallinan-wc9fi]

​@@SerbAtheistSure buddy keep believing that. It's not like it's been done countless time in history... Oh wait it has.

[@Jdjdjdujakzgsha]

@@SerbAtheistI’ve seen people be executed by militias trust me they don’t act like this at all. They cry they beg they run some even to hit their executioners. No one just accepts it except in tv

[@AaronWubbie]

Qyburn? yeeted. Plotlines? nonexistent. Writing? Bad. Expectations? Subverted. Hotel? Trivago

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

Austin C. Yeah. If they showed you a 5 star hotel and when you got there it was a run down roach motel full of homeless people that’d really subvert your expectations though.

[@matthewcollins4773]

As Stannis might say: "Yote." Qyburn was *yote*. :P

[@TheAdarkerglow]

@@matthewcollins4773 Aw man. Stannis was the Mannis. He would've been a great (and terrible) king. King's Landing would be dour and efficient.

[@jonalxander8076]

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[@nostromov7892]

ROFTFLMAO

[@kennethpayne9815]

Tyrion's two speeches were just the authors justification.4th wall destroyed.

[@gypster2004]

Kenneth Payne this was such shit!! I almost turned the TV off right then and there!!

[@doublep1980]

These motherfuckers knew,that people will criticise them for that rushed ''mad queen'' twist,so they literally turned Tyrion into their mouthpiece to justify their lazy writing! And then,to top this all,they show Sam bringing out the ASOIF book and having Tyrion ask him,if he's mentionend in it. ''Oh look,we made a meta-joke,4th wall breaking,we're Deadpool and shiiiet'' Fuck them sideways with an anchor!

[@SAOrules]

And love is the death of duty or some drek like that

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

The fact Jon said shes my Queen like 3 extra times this episode, like seriously does he have no dialogue. Exact same last season where his entire shtick was saying that the dead is all that matters.

[@doublep1980]

@Arruda Spoiler: Tyrion gets arrested for treason against Dany.Jon visits him and Tyrion tries to convince Jon to kill the bitch.Jon replies: ''But she's muh kween and she's a gud person.'' Tyrion then starts telling him,that she's crazy and was always crazy,we just overlooked it,because she was killing only bad people like slavers or the Dothraki khals etc. etc. He literally uses the same idiotic argument,that the Dumb & Dumber apologist were using,in order to justify Dany turning into a massmurderer.

[@stevenpuente8153]

I laughed out loud when they showed that comical pile of Acme bricks on top of Tyrions siblings.

[@nameredacted7622]

Yeah and a fucking huge dragon skull right next to them completely unharmed. Why not atleast try hiding in there? Has to be safer than just standing in the middle of a falling ceiling.

[@LightTrack-]

@@nameredacted7622 That makes me think that they could have just hidden inside the skull.

[@electricbayonet2]

Tell me about it. It's like, they had literal tons of stone fall on them, and they look like they're napping. Qyburn, meanwhile, gets pushed into a wall and his entire damn brain falls out. And poor Brienne. They found the man she was developing feelings for with his face buried in his sister's cleavage.

[@ancientloredude]

Mixed in are a few water bottles and coffee cups for texture...

[@stevenpuente8153]

@@ancientloredude Jon might as well have slipped on a Chiquita banana peel and stabbed Danny on accident.

[@ollaniuspius1211]

The Night King was the real hero all along

[@scottski02]

#NightKingdidnothingwrong

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

The hero lost! They truly subverted our expectations!

[@86lanzo]

Dumbest line in the whole series..Arya :..."Shes a killer..I know one when I see one"....this straight after Danny just killed thousands with her dragon...yes Arya..shes a killer..you don't need to be an assassin to recognize the person who just killed thousands of ppl is a killer...smh...

[@BannedPhotoshop]

lol

[@ghostthred7002]

Idk I might need a little more proof

[@SagarsDeck]

That's why she thinks Sansa is the smartest person in all the 7 relms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabulldog2743]

Arya: "I know a killer when I see one..." Jon: "Well NO SHIT ARYA?! I couldn't tell by seeing the streets literally paved with the immolated dead!"

[@Сайтамен]

@@ghostthred7002 John needs...

[@lewisdavidson571]

Your Grace, do a wheely, who needs an Iron Throne with these Iron Skillz

[@cyberdystopia6029]

Missed the opportunity for "Yo, Grace, do a wheely".

[@Longshanks1690]

Sansa: Ok, Bran can be King but the North becomes independent. Yara, Robin and the Prince of Dorne: Wait, independence was an option?! Tyrion: Too late, you already agreed. Now here's to Bran the Broken, King of the Andals and the First Men- Sansa: Wait, if he's not King of the North anymore, then how can he be the King of the First Men? He just gave that power up- Tyrion: SHUT UP! Next scene!!!

[@STR33TSofJUST1C3]

Not to mention that Yara literally asked Dany for the Iron Islands' independence in Season 6. What's even more astounding is that Dany said to Tyrion (who questioned said independence) that ANYONE from Westeros could ask for independence. Yet when Sansa asked Dany gave her a cold look and bluntly refused. More evidence that D&D don't watch their own show.

[@Longshanks1690]

@STR33TSofJUST1C3 No, I'll do you one better. In S6, Dany demanded that Yara's Ironborn had to give up all the aspects of their culture that made them who they are. Cersei accepted that autonomy and independence of the Iron Islands so long as Euron would serve her. But Cersei is apparently the "Tyrant" in Yara's eyes when she didn't even know where Pyke is but Dany was the great liberator?! 😂😂😂

[@STR33TSofJUST1C3]

@@Longshanks1690 I only have one question. What did D&D smoke, and can I have some?

[@Longshanks1690]

@STR33TSofJUST1C3 I think it's called "Desperation for Star Wars movies." My only hope now is that it's ripped away from them and they have nothing.

[@STR33TSofJUST1C3]

​@@kevinwilt3918 Well, she did say in Ep1 that she was going to reclaim the Iron Islands for Dany. So there's that at least, I guess. She would've had an easier time since Euron's Fast Travel ability was on cooldown.

[@lucasphilm7484]

Kit Harington had more voice work in How To Train Your Dragon than he did in Season 8.

[@aramhalamech4204]

I think 90% of his dialogue was: she is my queen.

[@lucasphilm7484]

@@aramhalamech4204 I think Hodor has a wider vocabulary.

[@vantastic9367]

I wuv Danny, I wuv her she my QUEEN-

[@lucasphilm7484]

@@vantastic9367 C'mon, Natasha. You've given him way too many words there. 😂

[@vantastic9367]

@@lucasphilm7484 Brave Bran the broken; who nearly fought the dragon Drogon, who nearly fought the chicken of Bristol, and who personaly wet himself at the Battle of the Bastards.

[@yokesplooge2852]

Greywind- fought with Robb only to get killed by freys Lady- Did nothing wrong but Ned kills her for the Lannisters anyway Shaggydog- Killed by the umber while staying by Rickons side Summer- Sacrifices himself to buy Bran more time to escape Ghost- Fought against the night kings army for Jon only to be left behind without goodbye until things with his girlfriend didn't workout Nymeria- Gets Lady killed in her place and did absolutely nothing to help Arya Ghost best dogo

[@fabi3790]

but didn´t Arya tell Nymeria to run away because Arya knew her Wolf would get killed. They couldn´t know that Joffrey is a bigger asshole than they thought.

[@joevile240]

In the books, doesn't Nymeria lead one of the largest packs in Westeros?

[@thehermitman822]

@@joevile240 yeah. She is an alpha pack leader and Arya still has dreams through her.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@joevile240that was in the show for like one scene and it never came back up lmao

[@yokesplooge2852]

Why isn't Gendry even considered to be King? He's been legitimized and is Robert Baratheons son i seriously doubt the other lords don't know that, granted Gendry's not an experienced ruler but neither is Bran! Let me get this straight the great council had a Targaryan Heir and a Baratheon Heir but the cripple boy no one heard before gets the crown because a Dwarf who betrayed his genocidal queen who he thought would be a good ruler now thinks Bran would be a good ruler? WOW

[@gottesurteil3201]

Yeah I can only assume that Tyrion is making a power play without the writers acknowledging it. Assuming he still was made Lord of Storm's End Gendry had every right to the throne. I can't believe the writers gave up the opportunity to make a bastard king.

[@yesman9792]

Cause that would make at least a little sense, and we sure as shit dont do that lol

[@jbot91]

Wow, when you put it like that it makes it even worse than I thought lol. The fact that Tyrion recommends him and ultimately ends up in the council. Everyone hates the Lannisters, they aren't understanding like us. They don't get to see inside turions mind like we do. They see the worst of the worst. The worst of the evil family that led kings landing into ruin. And now he's back in charge, nbd.

[@thestatistician6076]

Ik this comment comes late, but i am really glad someone commented this, after they imprisonned jon i kept waiting for them to make gendry the king, like it seemed to be the most rational, and then, naaaaah we had to make bran, the one who has never had any contact with politics or anything related the king, while gendry, the one with a clean record, a distinguished battle performance, a strong loyalty, who spent his life among the lowest of the people, nah he isn't worth it, neither is jon, the hero the whole series have been building or danny who could have been made to go through a strong character development, instead it is bran, who does nothing like MauLer said except " watching wheelchair porn". Like really how the hell was this even allowed to be filmed? HOWWWW???

[@michaelplowman8674]

Because the entire area is going to be back in war within 5 years. With the North being granted their own sovereignty, how long before the Iron Islands and Dorne each go "Screw you guys, we run ourselves now."? The moment people realize Bran can't leave an heir, the nobles will start posturing to get the next pick and someone is going to point out the Gendry is a blood heir of Robert. If he does any kind of decent job running Storm's End, people will look to him.

[@alekseischafer4287]

Early Martin didn’t simply ‘subvert expectations’, he gave us what we all should have expected. Look back at the red wedding and remember that the frays were never a mystery, you always knew what they were like and this was always right up their alley. Martin merely got us so deep into rob’s head that his flaws became our own and we-like rob-convinced ourselves it would all work out and end happy despite all evidence to the contrary. The best twists are not merely the thing you don’t see coming but are the thing you should always have seen coming. Enough with this ‘subverted expectations’, its always been crap.

[@alekseischafer4287]

Look back at robert and ned, same pattern.

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

There’s a really good video I saw earlier today that basically said the same thing you did but more in depth. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYuuhZutfbx6jMk

[@HuntingViolets]

Robb is not a POV character in the books; that would be Catelyn's head we were in.

[@auraguard0212]

@@HuntingViolets What are the odds that Lady Stoneheart's fire gets tossed over to John in Winds of Winter?

[@thuglifebear5256]

Ding ding ding

[@anthonyjordan6715]

Spends 8 seasons trying to break the wheel ends up making the wheel king

[@Thomas20Smith]

The irony is palpable 🤣

[@kaloyantoshev1767]

King Bran The Broken (Wheel)

[@Alik_Odess]

She didn't break the wheel, she added another one.

[@yesman9792]

My god

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

Episode 3: Plot drops to it's knees. Episode 4: Plot stabs itself in the stomach. Episode 5: Plot cuts across the stomach. Episode 6: Plot gets its head cut off by Dan and Dave.

[@Jamfar777]

Seppuku 😂😂

[@user-jm2ds9ct2n]

You need to commit seppuku honourably or your aishakunin wont cut your head off, so I propose that episode 6 is just everyone sitting in silence

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

​@@user-jm2ds9ct2n Dan and Dave don't care about continuity :|

[@anderkickers5]

No 6 is more like D&D pisses on the Plot's Corpse

[@garethross8890]

And then the spinoffs are weekend at Bernie's, with HBO puppeteering the sad corpse of Game of Thrones

[@TheJollyMisanthrope]

Yeah let's give Brann the throne. An omnipotent entity that is the collection of multiple consciousnesses, who appears to have been completely severed from human emotions. What could go wrong?

[@jmlkhan5153]

Welcome to Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and most other monotheistic religions. Humans seem to need some unquestioned authority in their lives for some reason.

[@caseywensnahan3543]

minor correction I believe you mean omniscient because omnipotence is being all powerful (which has been proven to be impossible even theoretically) whereas omniscience is being all knowing (which is at least theoretically possible) and seems to be closer to what Bran is.

[@dreadpirateroberts4764]

@@caseywensnahan3543 would an all knowing being know about things it can’t know about?

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@dreadpirateroberts4764 by definition it would since it knows everything. Or to put it another way things it cannot know about simply don't exist.

[@azh698]

I recently finished Game of Thrones and came back to see the show again with some perspective, and the only thing I have to say is: Let's go Brandon

[@tired8788]

Sansa won't last long on that throne. She exiled the man who unified almost all of Westros for killing a tyrant, to appease a war criminal. And all because she wanted his throne. The North remembers

[@CatotheE]

His throne? Sansa is ahead of Jon in the line of succession.

[@tired8788]

@@CatotheE Jon was declared King in the North. It was HIS throne.

[@CatotheE]

@@tired8788 Legally, Sansa was ahead of him. Jon becoming the king of the north and the vale (for some reason) never made much sense with her alive.

[@2ndlegend125]

​@CatotheE so you have a bit of a point. Jon, being a bastard should remove him from the line of succession entirely. However, I think the show would argue that the line of succession was bypassed when the Lords of the North declared him king. It doesn't make much legal sense but I can believe it. In the Books however, it will make a lot more sense since Robb's will most likely names Jon as his heir and there are people who are alive who know this.

[@sparkycjs]

It makes sense in a medieval sense because the King / Queen must be affirmed by proclamation, Jon was proclaimed King

[@caffineandshiny]

Daenerys: this one's on top and that one's on top, and on and on it goes.... I'm going to break the wheel. Tyrion: we should honor Daenerys' legacy by building a system that makes it even easier for the great lords to compete for power.

[@SCHMALLZZZ]

Well, to be fair, the wheel is meant to represent change, Dany wanted to be in control as long as possible, and her dynasty rule for thousands of years.

[@caffineandshiny]

@@SCHMALLZZZ Except they never said that. They even said in the last episode that they were trying to "break the wheel" with this new set up. They said in season 7 that Aegon built the wheel. It represents the Game of Thrones and the competition for power. The wheel isn't the representation of the world moving forward and changing. The wheel is actually stagnation, because everything is moving in a circle rather than forward. It's the representation of which noble house happen to be in a position of power, and the competition for your house to be the one on the top of the wheel. Which this new system doesn't change.

[@caffineandshiny]

@@SCHMALLZZZ Look at the Ironborn in the books. They have several "royal" houses that regularly compete for the position of king or leader, and kill each other for it. It doesn't result in a better system than just having a single dynasty.

[@jakesmiley4745]

I think you are over thinking it. "The wheel" doesn't mean anything; it's just something that D&D had her say because they thought it sounded cool, and then they repeated it endlessly because they felt so smart writing it. Just like "I wish you good fortune in the wars to come" or other such nonsense.

[@caffineandshiny]

@@jakesmiley4745 oh I agree it's a stupid creation of D and D. My only point is they haven't really changed the system other than superficially.

[@tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057]

I haven't even watched Game of Thrones and I'm still mad.

[@Rinksiderips]

Wasn't a huge fan of GOT either. I was angry as a fan of good storytelling.

[@goufr3540]

Bad writing can be so bad that you can feel it from shows/media you do not care about. Never cared for GoT, but damn, they just went full TLJ and you never go full TLJ or TLJ at all.

[@caffineandshiny]

My fiance has hated Daenerys since season 2 and even he felt bad for her character.

[@johnarildramberg3132]

That just makes you a bandwagon hater. Hey, lets just hate on shows we haven't warched because everyone else is

[@danh.5998]

Yay, a bunch of people who are angry for the sake of being angry. Gotta love the internet.

[@cbhteammember5569]

When reaction videos are more entertaining than the actual content itself. RIP GOT

[@thevoicej2511]

CBH Team Member it deserves no peace. Let it burn in eternal torment.

[@MrEmpireBuilder0000]

exactly. this video runs for 5 hours. But I am listening to it as opposed to actually watching the thing. I been doing that since the beginning of this shitty last season. dang. what a waste.

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

Sam got his PhD in the time it took for Tyrions beard to grow 3 inches

[@anthonyjordan6715]

Here's a major question that no one has talked about here: Who exactly is Bran ruling in the destroyed King's landing...? Daenerys killed like, everyone, and destroyed every single building, including the castle. So.... why are they even there? And why does Bran choose to rule from a burnt down city instead of his home...?

[@peposo7]

Don't worry. As soon as ramp construction around the castle are done, everything will change....

[@Voidwurm1701]

Didn't you notice? After he is crowned king, the city is miraculously fixed again down to the smallest degree, except a dumb crack the map.

[@rosesongoku6980]

So he can reveal his true colors as the Night King possessing the Raven's body as well as his powers, resurrecting everyone in the city to serve him for all eternity.

[@SpartyCubsFan]

Rosé Son Goku this!

[@yanivgalmor1747]

Im sure everyone will respawn back. Cos stakes are nom existant now

[@DwolfFW]

What's west of Westeros? How about you just ask Bran. Save yourself a trip Arya.

[@1005rhys]

Didn't a woman called nymeria sail west and not return. She's either having the time of her life or she's dead.

[@MoffatLee]

Can't he's busy looking at Future Porn.

[@georgetinsley481]

Eventually, Easteros.

[@Dylankiwi1]

Euron in the books did I think, the departure is damn apparent between tv and book counterpart. I mean in the book he’s got the dragon horn and travel seas and back that one way have lived to tell.

[@direwolf5006]

holy shit that's a option lol

[@spunkush]

The fact that Jon had to be convinced to turn on her is very disappointing. What happened to the character with the strongest moral convictions

[@blewidescorpio]

Spunkush Wahmen

[@amanibob1416]

One/first episode: Jaime push a kid so to have him fall and die without any fu*ks given once he made a decision.. Last/final episode, John is watching she-Hitler go cuckoo for cocoa Puff and allows GreyWorm to use standard "ze slitting of throats" methods against unharmed prisoners... Then he's told "gotta poke yer crazy b*tch bruh" but he's all: "She Mah Queen!" What the actual fu*k!?

[@gottesurteil3201]

He was murdered by Brienne of Tarth.

[@sydnitheromantictaylor112]

Yeah I was disappointed too. They just castrated Jon this season. I hated that they had Tyrion have to convince him that Daenerys was evil, like Jon didn't need to be convinced he was there. I hated that conversation between him and Tyrion I think Jon should've went up to her himself. Also I don't buy that he was blinded by love because if he was so in love then he wouldn't have been repulsed by the sex just because she was his aunt. When people are in love you don't just turn off your feelings like that and it took Jon no time to pull away from her.

[@daveinthemicrowave]

The whole walk up the stairs I was pleading to the screen "please as soon as you see her chop her bloody head off!" but no he defends her. Even when convinced to kill her he still calls her his queen... He had more sympathy for the bitch who massacred an entire city than he did for the literal child who he hung in season 6.

[@yokesplooge2852]

Does Jon become the king when he led humanity against the worlds worst threat, killed a genocidal Tyrant and is the legitimate heir? nah. because you know Sam and Sansa both wanted Jon to be King at the beginning but doesn't mention his lineage at all at the great council for whatever reason. Apparently every lord of westeros doesn't want the Unsullied dead after slaughtering a million people for no reason, No they just let the unsullied jail Jon, have sway in the fate of the country they have no connection to during the great council meeting and will leave for poison butterfly island anyway. what amazing writing. Can't wait to see D&D's take on the knights of the old republic.

[@wsemenske]

Jon couldn't be mentioned because then everyone would have realized he was the obvious choice. So they kinda forgot

[@riofredericco7147]

This is the only thing I can pray for now, "Please, don't let them assasinate Revan next"

[@yokesplooge2852]

@@riofredericco7147 I don't think that's possible when Revan's character has already been assassinated, his creator essentially erased Revans motivations in the kotor games and replaced it with 'oh Revan and Malak was just under mind control by the emperor in the other sith empire to invade the republic'

[@riofredericco7147]

can't argue with that. man, so many heartbreaks... i just gape into emptiness after this final episode of GOT...

[@suzukisixk7]

Jon for a decade = i dont want it GoT fans = Jon should be king, bad writing!

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

I like how, at least twice so far, Jeremy said "reminds me of Hux, from TFA", because he has to differentiate between the two different characters named Hux in TFA and TLJ. Lol. Consistency is dead.

[@MassiveiusBiggus]

Yes, no, maybe...

[@alexcrayfish]

Btw, can we make an unsullied-count? She started with 8000, lost some on her liberation tour through essos, lost then half of those unsullied at winterfell and now seems to have more than ever.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

They reproduce through budding. Like sponges.

[@Aredel]

She was clearly using the global recruitment mechanic. Unsullied take about 8 turns to recruit.

[@feelingdangerous1139]

Well because they can't reproduce through sex they just replicate like cells so if you leave alone to long without fighting there will be millions of them

[@zamarickz]

Jon: *Stabs Dany* "For the Watch." Dany: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@danieldelanoche2015]

🤣 perfect

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

But she's my queen and I don't want it

[@azh698]

@@Nathan-jh1ho Maybe it was his plan all along to play the idiot, so he could get close and stab her when he had the chance. Stupid cope, I know...

[@khorneflakes3434]

With Sansa as Queen in the North, the Wall in under her responsibility, she can bail John out if she so wishes. Same for Arya, she can swoop north, grab John and then sail west together away from Bran's juridiction. In the end, Tormund waited for him, and the Free Folk ends up being the guys who show up for John. The dude looses everything over and over for the greater good and just because there is the remnants of the Unsullied in town his King of a brother, Queen of a sister and shadowy magical ninja assassin of other sister all just allow his ultimate demise and send him to rot in the north, how can you have any sympathy for the three Stark sibling after this. Honestly they look at him dead in the eye one after another telling him how they are going to have such a dope life while he gets to sit around and freeze do death.

[@cyberdystopia6029]

You do realise that the scene of Unsullied departing is before Jon leaves King's Landing for the Wall? He literally had no reason to leave to begin with.

[@cyberdystopia6029]

@Burning City Yup, rewatch it to get a couple extra laughs for yourself. Might also check the fact that Ghost reunion required sudden hairstyle and wardrobe change to reuse as much of season 4 scene as possible.

[@khorneflakes3434]

@@cyberdystopia6029 Yeah i saw and it does make even taking the decision to sending John north irrelevant, my process was simply pointing out that it doesn't matter at what point D&D jump off the ladder, all the bars are sticky in this joke of a story.

[@vikkidonn]

D&d are so crap that they missed the opportunity to give us a big ass twist at the end that would make sense even with the killed character arcs. Sansa has always wanted power and literally talked Jon into what they thought to be a suicide mission to take back the north and she had a army just kind of waiting in the wings ..... And she. Looked mad when he didn't die mind you. She's been undermining his authority every step of the way and then OPENLY steals the north and NOT A SINGLE PERSON OBJECTS!!! NOT ARY, DAVOS OR SAMWELL...... So obviously she would send his ass to furthest place ever. And then JON doesn't even fight that half-assed crap by pointing out he's the king and heir to the throne. Bran is honestly possessed and has been for a while so it's not his fault he's kind of evil.... I've been saying Arya is a textbook serial killer and lacks emotion. She went from turning back into the little girl when she sees him to not giving a rats ass and siding with Sansa back to by the end of it telling yara she's gonna get sniped if she keeps wanting to kill Jon..... She had a half ass argument with Sansa about her trying to overthrow Jon in winterfell but they let that shit go down the drain...it would have been accepted if they shoe horned something like one of the faceless men rolled up killed her and took her place in order to do ALLLLLLL the shit we saw and it was for the benefit of the Raven ie bran. Basically none of them actually care about Jon and as far as they know he was just the bastard boy.

[@kritikanchan9313]

Also can please someone explain that if jon bend the knee to Danny and now that she is dead, doesn't it automatically make jon king in the North again, doesn't it will be Jon's decision wether to follow the new king or not not sansa, yes she is the lady of winterfell, and even after jon bend the knee he was above lady of winterfell, he was warden of North and lord, My point is however u see it as king or Lord jon holds more power than sansa.

[@dontsubscribe8292]

dany slaughters entire city arya: I know a killer when i see one nick cage meme

[@Sizzox]

Don't Subscribe me: *sees hitler* ”watch out for him. I know a killer when i see one!”

[@theflyingdonkeypunch]

Spin off series where Arya becomes detective Columbo

[@Lil_Dan]

If I had any friends I would have called them to laugh about howwwwww fuckkkkkkkkkking stuuuuuuupid that line was. Haha like hey we got a goddam Sherlock Holmes over here.

[@philippkoch662]

What told you? The look in her eyes? Yes. That. And all the dead bodies. But mostly her eyes.

[@Marcell2aG]

"YA DON'T SAY!"

[@MitFruchtSaft]

"Every time D & D make a writing decision, The Gods flip a coin and the audience hold their breath."

[@garethross8890]

Only this season it was heads for bad writing and tails for good writing but D&D were using a two-headed coin

[@petery6432]

@@garethross8890 They got their coin from Harvey Dent

[@Kisielator]

Gendry is at the meeting, so I assume he is accepted as Lord of Storm's End now. Does Daenerys legitimizing him mean anything when she was never a queen?

[@MrBronsen15]

Holy fuck

[@erikhanseisenheber]

Holy shit. That should be mentioned in Mauler's Unbridled Rage if it hasn't been so in this stream.

[@MrBronsen15]

Erik-Hans Eisenheber id say it will be

[@rojay1214]

He just showed up and said “I’m running sht now”?

[@MajoradeMayhem]

I couldn't understand that either. So there was literally no minor lord who just looked at Storm's End and said, "now that's a nice castle," and parked himself there? Gendry turned up out of nowhere and was all, "I'm going to be the Lord now." And everyone was, "'Okay?" instead of, "You and whose army?"

[@alfin3644]

So much of the episode was off camera. Like Jon's arrest and possible confession, and his sentencing. And then so much time in stupid sitcom-worthy like the council scene. And the bad jokes.

[@JayCity10]

John- I don't want that. 😂😂😂😂

[@maximusprime5877]

Can we get a compilation of mauler saying “she’s ma queen!” Please

[@jeydangosman699]

Please

[@peposo7]

Followed by a scene of Luke drinking green milk & saying ''WTF'' with Mauler's voice.

[@amanibob1416]

"Fawkin' kneeler!" Edit: Don't forget gud ol': "There comes a time..."

[@feelsbradman6793]

Tyrion and the others just kind of forgot that Jon had the strongest claim to the throne after Daenerys died.

[@bobjoe109]

And should be khal of all the Dothraki since he killed the former khaleesi

[@markrobinson9394]

(in Palpatine's voice) "Stop asking completely logical questions."

[@dqverify6797]

I don’t think they forgot so much as they thought he needed to be punished/the Unsullied wanted him punished. Which IMO is absolutely ridiculous; you’re going to punish the guy who killed the genocidal maniac? The guy who killed the woman who just razed a city and burned millions of people alive, including children? And did it after they had surrendered?? In that world does that require punishment instead of a medal? Okay, so the Unsullied are so angry that she was killed after burning millions alive. Tough! Who says they get a say? They have Kings Landing! So what? They are an army, not a house. They aren’t rulers, they can’t start a house, and there is no reason for them to stay there instead of going back to Mereen or any of the other places they’ve been before. Why are the leaders of Westeros giving them, the people who also started slaughtering a surrendered army and innocent people, any input here? They seem to all feel that Dany was the rightful queen and Jon killed the rightful queen. When actually Jon is the rightful heir who killed a mass-murdering usurper. Screw the Unsullied, this shouldn’t even be a question.

[@Horacio_Poggi]

Even before Dany died he had the better claim. He was the son of the crown prince and thus he was next in line to the Iron Throne.

[@7Mushrooms7]

@@dqverify6797 Why do they even care about what the Unsulied wanted? The Unsulied helped the killings and were supporting and defending the genocidal queen who destroyed Westeros. He had already saved the world by convincing everyone to join forces to kill the Night King and then he killed the woman who destroyed Westeros and killed thousands of innocent people. But suddenly everyone is worried about what the unsulied think or want? Suddenly Tyrion, Sam and Sansa forget that Jon is the rightful heir to the throne both by blood and by achievements? In what world does it make sense and what was the arc of finding out Jon is a Targaryan for then?? It's been a long time and it still pisses me off when I remember lol

[@cwilliams6884]

the dragon wing visual was cheesy af

[@MajoradeMayhem]

I absolutely hated that grilled cheese and ham.

[@specialgamer0072]

That influenced Mulan (2020)’s Phoenix.....

[@turtleanton6539]

@@specialgamer0072 whoa

[@freezysyahz]

@@specialgamer0072 It's even cringier and cheesier

[@specialgamer0072]

@@freezysyahz I know lol

[@tribacioustee2846]

1:25:50 "Grey Worm, have you never played poker?" Ironically, he HAS, in season 6. With TYRION

[@CatotheE]

He has? What episode?

[@SolarDragon007]

I want to play a montage of Daenerys burning King's Landing over the scene where Jon says "She's not like her father". I swear I never thought I'd see Jon of all people trying to justify the mass murder of innocent people.

[@SolarDragon007]

@The Jim Reaper™ I honestly found this episode, (and this season's), treatment of Jon to be kind of disgusting. The fact that the writers thought it was okay to have JON FUCKING SNOW, one of the most noble and heroic characters in the the entire series, try to justify the massacre of innocent men, women and children is downright offensive to me. I honestly think Jon got fucked over more this season than anyone else including Daenerys.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@SolarDragon007 Jon and Jamie

[@shawnm1902]

Wolf goes on a "trip" at the end of game of thrones. D&D publicly announced that they are going on a trip after the season finished, while discarding their phones and being off the grid. Wolf, buddy, I think you're going to need an alibi...

[@stevenotjackramsey]

This episode was so utilitarian and perfunctory that it could have been a Power Point presentation.

[@MoffatLee]

Literally ticking boxes. Kill Dany, check.Send Jon back to the Wildlings, check. Destroy the Iron Throne, check. Replace with Wheelchair ramp, check. Continue giving Bronn and Sam more attention than they deserve, check. Make Sansa queen of the north for no reason, check. It just felt so bland, I don't know if I should be glad for the fact, on the one hand the overwhelmingly rubbish moments are lesser compared with previous episodes, on the other hand pretty much nothing of interest happens.

[@sophonax661]

@@MoffatLee "Bland" sums it up perfectly. Bran The Bland is after all a fitting King for season 8.

[@SAOrules]

Reminds me of a Star Wars Episode 3 riff: “I’m hoping for a PowerPoint presentation”

[@prasanttwo281]

That's why he could use it as one so easily in this video

[@alexparadise91]

Greyworm: “I’m killing surrendered prisoners because my queen commands it” Jon kills Daenerys Greyworm: ...

[@semperludens9241]

Brann warged into Drogon to destroy the Iron Throne to make place for his Wooden Wheelchair when he arrives.

[@bVdaunat]

RIP Game of Thrones. It was a good ride when it lasted (for most of it anyway). I remember the days in 2011 where I asked people if they saw or heard of it and they'd say no and I'd had to go out the way to find someone who heard of it. Those were the days 😢

[@NotSoRandom_]

depresseddirector lol yh back in the day wen it was the greatest show and no1 jumped on the bandwagon just class audience now it’s full of idiotic wankers let alone the dickhead writers

[@GmoneyMozart]

For real...

[@procrastinator547]

Yup now I regret people getting to know it. It’s us, the og fans, fault that the series fell. We brought in the casual viewers and meme lovers and the showrunners adjusted to fit this larger, dumber audience. And everything suffered as a result.

[@alfin3644]

depresseddirector you hipster

[@moonraven6145]

"oh you have to watch it, one episode and you're Hooked!".. I feel cheated lol

[@anthonyjordan6715]

wasted almost a decade of filmaking and millions upon millions of dollars for the shittiest ending to a series...ever

[@FaithfulofUltramar]

Its some epic level trolling of a fan base. Plus, the assholes responsible for it are supposed to do star wars? LOL fuck that noise

[@EightPaleHorses]

There’s nothing that will ever beat the Dexter finale‘s slap in the face.

[@JWalters388]

Is it so hard for them to at least follow on how Marvel ending the Avenger series? That also take a decade in the making, and everybody is happy with it.

[@anthonyjordan6715]

@@JWalters388 they shouldn't have to, anyone with a brain knows that if you're writing a story, you have to actually explain things reasonably, not just make shit up for the final episodes. Nothing about this episode does the entire series any justice.

[@Aussiepingpong]

Anthony Jordan what would have been your ideal ending?

Lightning Mahqueen

[@wheeliebin18]

That needs to be Photoshopped

[@bbriggs7409]

The pinnacle of perfection

[@LUX711]

Eliseu Silva epic my good sir very good

[@jackofmanycolors4694]

In the Game of Wheelchairs You either win Or you don't win

[@lesliewhite6784]

or you can roll play winning. :-) (spelling intentional)

[@jashortez]

Jon petting Ghost was reused footage from season 4 episode 5. The cake is a lie.

[@sith_cake]

This season went full Rose Tico with the story, "People can't be enslaved, if there's no people to enslave, that's how we save everyone". I think I went through all the stages of grief while cancelling my HBO subscription as soon as the episode ended.

[@pageachatter229]

It's like D&D actively went out of their way to piss off every single section of the fandom to the nth degree. I refuse to consider anything beyond season 6 canon.

[@aramhalamech4204]

don't worry maise wiiliams will play arya one last time and kill those bastards.

[@cameronbarge3337]

As a book reader I think you have to cut it off at the end of Season 4. 5 is when the front wheels of the train came off the rails. 6-8 are the derailment and aftermath of the train crash.

[@garethross8890]

There's so many mistakes, glaring contradictions and instances of out of character bullshit that it really does seem like they actively went out of their way to make the season bad.

[@cameronbarge3337]

@@garethross8890 Check out The Dragon Demands' video on Season 5 , "Acting vs Emoting." Or something to that effect. It uses Stannis' butchered arc as an example of why the writing got so bad.

[@Tallonest]

Me too. Glad at least a few dozen people feel this way.

[@Troopertroll]

I like how Danaerys' army gradually regenerates from nothing in Ep.3 back up to full strength by Ep.6. Like a Total War or Civ game.

[@reyxus9454]

At leats you have to wait several turns to replenish in a tw game, and keep in mind a turn are 3 months, so it kinda make sense in 9 months i replenished my army completely.

[@samwallaceart288]

Getting killed just gave them the motivation to unleash their final form.

[@wheeliebin18]

That wasn't regeneration... that was mitosis!

[@Mrdestiny17]

The commercial where Elmo talks to cersi and Tyrion and convinces them to be friends is better written then this

[@papershadow]

Elmo shows more thought for diplomacy than the characters or writers in this season did, considering what passes for Parley in Episode 4.

[@PolishNomad95]

In the GOT sequel, Jon travels to Uganda to find a new Qween.

[@ABCDeathsquad]

DasBoSchitt... DasBoSchitt... Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A LONG time...

[@LightTrack-]

Indeed.

[@void735]

Ah The gmod idiot box.. Funny stuff back in The day

[@hentaitittyhunter9946]

@@void735 yessss god I loved that shit back in highschool

[@Feksen1]

saaaaaaaaaaaaame

[@joshuahopkins8747]

And creator of the April Fools episode of Detective Nigbone. Damn, I miss Nigbone.

[@dusky5535]

*Sees title* *Joker grins* *Grabs lotion* I’ve been looking forward to this-Count Baggins

[@albedo5455]

Dumblo Dumbaggins: Our shit writing has doubled since the last time we met.

[@dusky5535]

Side note: ThatStarWarsGirl has one of the most pleasant voices on you tube. InMYOpiNion

[@trentonmcclintock7836]

so... the person who sees a fucking FIVE hour stream dedicated entirely to whining about how game of thrones didn't end the way you would have preferred DOES exist... I had my doubts but I guess I was wrong. I mean at the start you guys were literally complaining about " wasted screen time" and simultaneously bitching about tyrion not having to move enough bricks to find Jamie's dead body. Just think about that. I'll see myself out.

[@____uncompetative]

Lostin Thegarden I don't think the length is the problem here. I made a reaction video against Anomaly Inc's criticism of "Dumb & Dumber" and countered all of his main arguments. That said, I do feel that it was strange that the Unsullied and Dothraki let Jon live after he murdered their Queen, I was kind of expecting him to be burnt to a crisp by the dragon, or be tortured to death for his treachery. However, I am not in the position to make a television series of this impressive scale and quality, and as I wouldn't want someone interfering with my own creative work and telling me that it HAD TO BE a certain way and I had to REMAKE IT TO PLEASE THEM the same should apply to David Benioff and D.B.Weiss, so any misgivings I might have about subtle aspects of the final episode, in an excellent series, that has probably been the best thing to ever be on television (only _Heimat_ and _Fanny and Alexander_ come to mind as alternatives), can be things I feel and critically discuss with others but never have the temerity to demand HBO to fire the showrunners and remake the final season. This is a dangerous precedent that was first set by petition to remake the _The Last Jedi._ I hated that movie and have been working on my own re-edit of _Star Wars_ sequel trilogy, but I am not making it part of a campaign to remove Rian Johnson's movie from the official canon and then replace it with my own work. That is crazed, and as a creator it disgusts me that people have this attitude of historical revisionism. Has any media ever been redone as a result of a fan backlash?

[@GoHawk70]

@@trentonmcclintock7836 That's a strawman. Wasted screen time has nothing to do with Jaime and Cersei being covered in bricks in the previous episode to the point where they shouldn't have been found so easily.

[@user-jm2ds9ct2n]

Even though the Dothraki and Unsullied battletactics weren't quite on par with typical Total War bots, they replenished themselves in exactly the same way as TW armies do.

[@smillingdooku8116]

Id say they had AI cheats on

[@vantastic9367]

No one expects Euron's fleet, even though they all talked about a hundred times.

[@user-jm2ds9ct2n]

@@vantastic9367 Euron's fleet is actually there to represent the nature of autoresolving battles in TW Warhammers.

[@vantastic9367]

@@user-jm2ds9ct2n Greyworm: Slits the throats of beaten Lanister men. Also Greyworm: Spares the life of the man that stabbed his queen.

[@KsKC1]

@@vantastic9367 eurons fleet is like a fleet in rome2 tw popp out of absolutly nowhere just to wreck your armies on transports lol

[@gottesurteil3201]

I'm dumbfounded that after killing Dany they didn't opt to put the Dothraki and Unsullied invaders to death. 1. They are clearly still loyal to Dany, they are only a liability at this point. 2. You could shift the blame for the sake of explaining to the remaining citizenry why so many of them were brutally murdered, "we killed the woman responsible and now we will punish those who enabled her bloodshed." I remember when characters in this show were smart.

[@Katyamuffin]

You can't kill the Unsullied and Dothraki. Haven't you been watching? Every time you kill one, two more pop up. No wonder they sent Jon away to avoid starting a war with them. Fucking campers.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

@@Katyamuffin It's like they're 40k orks or something.

[@gottesurteil3201]

Lord of the legs, King of the Crutch, Heir to the Chair, forever may he cruise through the halls of Kings Landing.

[@Slintovski]

About the thing wheter GoT season 8 or TLJ was more damaging to the overall franchise: For me it's definitely GoT. With Star Wars you could simply watch the original trilogy and that's it, you would get a great story and conclusion and no need to continue watching the rest of the movies. But with GoT it's one continuous story and you can't just simply stop after a specific season.

[@jmlkhan5153]

You can stop after season 4 and it all actually works out kind of well. Yea, the future of the world is up in the air, but for the most part, almost every main character to that point has a semi-complete character arc, and the final scene of that season is a moving, beautiful send-off to the series. I liked parts of the seasons that followed, but if you stop after 4, it all works out pretty well.

[@Vesporeon]

@@jmlkhan5153 I think you can stop at the end of season 6, Cersei blowing up Sept, becoming Queen, and Dany arriving to Westeros isn't an awful setup

[@trevalyan006]

The lords support a "broken" man who can't have children because they think the problem will be over when he dies. When the omniscient sorceror who can effortlessly warg into human bodies, the young man touched by magic, who's suspiciously smug about conveniently being at the great council... dies. Those people deserve what's coming to them.

[@trevalyan006]

@Ian P20 I don't think anyone besides Disney is stupid enough to give those two keys to anything fancier than a Lada, but I've been wrong before.

[@Jamfar777]

Plus three eye Raven live for centuries. He is going to be king for a long time. His surveillance state is going to be something.

[@guardiansparky1766]

Bran is probably playing 5d chess

[@trevalyan006]

@@guardiansparky1766And everyone else is playing whack-a-mole.

[@trevalyan006]

@@Jamfar777 Yes, you won't be able to trust a music box, pantry, or your very doors without them dutifully reporting back to- Damn, wrong timeline.

[@Wasara88]

I rolled my eyes so fast when the Dany with the dragon wings shot came.

[@lokeyS-yo2vo]

Real subtle, huh.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@R A To be fair, the shot looks good. However, it is very basic. I saw some of those screaming and if this looks like a masterpiece to them then something like the Lord of the Rings would probably make their tiny heads explode. To say "this should be taught" is utterly ridiculous. At one point, one should probably kill the fangirl inside to not look like a moron

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@R A Probably, people's flawed logic while defending the show is so annoying. The one I hate the most is "It was great, you just don't understand". I've said that to people about certain shows as well and actually explained what I mean. "Haters gonna hate", like we went in planning to hate it

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

Real basic bitch subtlety

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

One word: rooshed

[@andrewlevin6331]

When the Game of Thrones prequel comes out, we need to get you and Preston on EFAP

[@apollyon9946]

Dany and Jon is the most forced romance in the history of movies/TV. It makes Anakin and Padme look like Casablanca.

[@Leotheleprachaun]

Aquaman's romance plot begs to differ.

[@Peeps7468]

I don’t like sand. *looks lustily

[@TheDozerman12]

I've never felt so much dread during this show as when I saw the final shot of Jon's dead character walking towards the abyss that was his character development. It was scarier than when the white walkers were alive and still roaming beyond the wall.

[@MoffatLee]

Remember how you lose something when you're brought back by the Lord of Light (LOL). Jon obviously just lost a few things when brought back, like his personality, character arc, role in prophecy, 100 IQ points, ability to pay for the Doggo CGI Budget, and a few other minor things like that, no big deal.

[@Maria-xg5rz]

Agreed. He should have been the great champion of the show. Instead, he went right back to the beginning. So depressing.

[@diobrando5896]

Was this a Pokemon joke originally

[@corydaoust2551]

"Drogon was last seen flying east, towards the sequal."

[@electricbayonet2]

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

[@ThomasThePanzerTank]

When people are just catching on how rushed and disappointing Season 8 is at the finale but you’ve realized it since The Battle of Winterfell “I learned to die a long time ago.” -Ned Stark

[@CFijWPG]

1:49:34 I disagree with the Hound being the one character to get an ending that made sense. There have been only a few times throughout the series where the Hound even mentions the Mountain, and no clear evidence that Gregor is living rent free in Sandor's head, and that he's just OBSESSED with wanting to kill him up until the last few episodes. They only put Cleganebowl in because it's a meme, and the Hound willingly died over an obsession that seems to have been given to him by fan expectations rather than being the natural endpoint of where his arc was going.

[@scoliosis9478]

yea fr his whole arc was like giving up vengeance and rage and violence

[@username45739]

your comments are 2/3rds wrong

[@QuothTheRavenclaw11]

I know why the series ended so poorly. *THE RUSSIAN BOTS*

[@dusky5535]

Those bots I swear! As if getting orange man into whit house wasn’t bad enough! The nerves of the villains!

[@scottski02]

*Beep boop*

[@amanibob1416]

"I'll get you next time, Gadget!"

[@jbot91]

Shh beep boop boop boop. Our plan is almost complete. Boop beep.

[@robertvaldez5565]

One thing I think is weird to think of is the actual implications of Bran being the King - the guy has the ability to see into the past and future - therefore, he is pretty much able to address any crime BEFORE it happens and have the ability to observe the actual crime as it happens in any point in the world regardless of WHEN it happens. But he doesn't speak up or say anything about the atrocities that are about to happen - because it's part of "how things are supposed to happen." Perfect example is, he KNEW, Daneris was going to become the Mad Queen - because he KNEW, he'd ultimately become the King, he says so by admitting "Why do you think I came." - But he decides that telling anyone "Hey, BRO, Daneris is tots going to cook Kings Landing" is deviating from the master plan, so you can argue that he lets it happen, knowing - it was going to happen. Essentially meaning, that equipped with the knowledge of terrible things to come, he's still going to let it happen. I.E. - He can jump forward in time and see that a great famine is going to strike the land, but decided - that it has to happen. So, you know, screw taking action to prevent it, even knowing of it - because it's whats supposed to happen. The whole idea of being ruled by an all knowing, all seeing, apathetic ruler does not sound like as appealing as it sounds, SURE, Bran does not desire power, fame, gold, etc - but he doesn't necessarily desire the things that are needed for a "Kingdom" either. You could argue that "Power, fame, and gold" are in the vested interest of a Kingdom, or seven.

[@torqasbell8698]

master detective drogon on the case drogon: "cousin, someone stabbed our kween with pointy thing" *looks at chair made of pointy things drogon: "aha! found the culprit!"

[@guardiansparky1766]

I hear he's getting a spin off where he solves crimes with Ghost but I don't know it might Drag on......I'll see myself out

[@rosesongoku6980]

@@guardiansparky1766 No, come back, that made me laugh.

[@mikeexton5761]

A Song of Evian and Starbucks?

[@gunnar6674]

A Storm of Chairs and Ash.

[@KizaruB]

A Dream of Good Writing

[@theaverageDon]

Someone needs to do a meme with MauLer voicing over as Drogon saying "Jon, are you going to eat that? JON, ARE YOU GOIMG TO EAT THAT???" "No...." Flies off with Dany lol

[@a.silvermane9936]

Drogon was planning to cook her on the melted Iron Throne but suddenly remembered his mom was fireproof. He wasn't flying off with her because he was sentimental, he was looking for a volcano he hoped would be hot enough to cook his meal.

[@paulregan9304]

"All hail Bran the Broken, Lord of the Six Kingdoms" I wish it then cut to the scene with all the lords laughing.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

A major ending is comming up. Roll your D&D dice! Natural 0! You came so far and fought so hard, yet in the end it didn't even matter. All the character arcs land on their face and break their neck, while the throne is literally burned down and the neverending wheel is broken into two smaller wheels. Even the Dragon knows: it is time to peace out and get the F out of here.

[@garethross8890]

Don't forget "rocks fall, Lannisters die"

[@keizervanenerc5180]

@@garethross8890 Roll speed check. Natural 20! "You magicly teleported to the other side of Westeros"

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

I mean if you manage to roll a 0 on a dice with 1 - 20 as options, you deserve to have your entire ending utterly destroyed.

[@holythirteenx1]

Play KOTOR. I don't know if it's the pinnacle of Star Wars lore, but it's my favorite part of the Star Wars universe besides the OT.

[@CommodoreChauncy]

KOTOR II is absolutely the pinnacle of Star Wars lore.

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Chauncy in terms of Jedi and sith lore yes kotor 2 is the best lore on the nature of the force and what it does to the people who use it and the universe as a whole really wished they went balls out and had the force shattered at the end of it

[@TheMasterpiecePD]

The Old Republic is the pinnacle of Star Wars lore. Too bad it's buried inside a fucking MMO

[@captaincruloc3200]

I played KOTOR and 2 so much, been wanting movies based on Kotor....but after this GoT season, knowing who is doing the Kotor movies....I'm hoping they don't ruin it....even though Star Wars died for me while sitting in the theater watching The Last Jedi.

[@SevereArtisan]

Both KOTOR games are amazing in their own way. KOTOR 2 (Esp. with the Restoration mod) for me is how you properly deconstruct typical Star Wars archetypes and subvert expectations the correct way, especially since it retains consistent storytelling, the essence of Star Wars, and expands the universe simultaneously.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Dany: I'm going to break the Wheel. Bran: *rolls in* Then you shall also be crushed by Destiny.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

"Break one wheel and two more shall take its place", said Bran

[@cosmosrunner]

I love to revisit bits of this when I’m having a bad day, never fails to make me chuckle.

[@wun1gee]

I don't understand what they were trying to do with Drogon. The dragons have always been shown to be about as independently intelligent as a well-trained horse with wings. They've never been shown to be especially bright. But now they're thinking, reasoning creatures. They basically turned them into Skyrim dragons instantly...

[@jmlkhan5153]

The dragon understands the symbolism of the iron throne and the culture that it represents, but he still burns shepherd girls like a mindless animal. Sure!

[@fconstraints]

bUt ShE's mUh QuEeN!

[@RebornVengeancex]

🤣

[@byronsmith3152]

I would also like to point out that in her speech, she talked about freeing men, women, and children, after she slaughter a million men, women, and children hahaha.

[@amanibob1416]

KFC: "Free all the chickens!"

[@IamBlackToast]

Okay, seriously, is it a herculean task to do a second take, or were D&D so utterly lazy that they couldn’t be bothered to fix the shot and just wanted to be done with it? The Starbucks cup, the two guards missing their “I’m on fire” cue, and now the water bottle? These are rookie mistakes that would not fly even on a high school film project.

[@peterumathum4903]

Can you explain what the one about the guards is? And what episode/scene is it in?

[@IamBlackToast]

kotragyek It was in the previous episode, “The Bells”, while Dany is burning the shit out of fleeing civilians, there’s a scene of a street that gets bathed in dragonfire, and while everyone in the foreground is flailing about, there are two guards in the background just standing around, not a care in the world, while on fire. I don’t have an exact time stamp, sorry. It was brought up on the EFAP of the episode.

[@SAOrules]

IamDeadToast You have to find that clip! That sounds utterly hilarious! What a train wreck!

[@IamBlackToast]

SAOrules I’ll scan through the EFAP of that episode and see if I can get a time stamp for it.

[@IamBlackToast]

SAOrules Okay, it’s on the EFAP of the episode @ the 3:16:00 mark. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGKwnWWlar93hLc (Edit: corrected timestamp)

[@The.Nasty.]

The more I think about it, the more it seems like D&D intentionally used the last season (maybe 2) to act as a resume for future jobs. They spent SO MUCH time and thought on strong visuals, even when they didn’t make sense, with no virtually no dialogue. … it seems like they had a checklist of each type of blockbuster scene they needed. Terrifying zombie bear ripping through lightly armed men… CHECK Dragonfire absolutely wrecking the Wall in a giant explosion… CHECK Lively warriors with flaming swords, extinguished in the void of darkness… CHECK Waves of mindless enemies overrunning the good guys… CHECK Arbitrary stealth scene in a library IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE to build tension… CHECK Climactic surprise assassination scene at the height of tensions… CHECK Hordes of (Nazi) soldiers cheering their evil (Leader) Queen… CHECK Dragon wings to symbolize Danys transformation into Malifacent… CHECK It’s like they wanted the visuals first, and then decided how they could make them fit into the story! Now that I see it, I can’t unsee it.

[@SnakeWasRight]

The show used to be great pure drama with a few characters with a good sense of humor, and now, half the cast is just played for laughs as stereotypes of themselves.