everyone being a little in love with cloud strife for 3 mins straight ish

[@cryssanie]

SE is 100% aware how absurdly pretty they made Cloud in the remakes and they want to let us know by making everyone thirsty for him every NPC in these games is Cloudsexual

[@ferrin6326]

I'm no better than an NPC. SE made me Cloudsexual too 😔

[@0YourGuardian]

Yet Sephiroth would fall them all if they made a move on his man. 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I said the exact same thing when Rebirth came out! Like, they really wanted to especially emphasize his eyes, the way people get lost in the glow of them...😂 But they were already gearing up for this just by the Sephiroth fanservice flirting in Advent Children way back in 2005. I'm happy they just ripped the band-aid off and said, "Here, you want it, come get it!"

[@CherryBunnyMe]

"gays cant ever say I love you gotta be some shit like this" Sephiroth: *All dramatic* "Lets us defy destiny...together" I lost it at that hahahaha. 😂

[@wizrad1277]

Really surprised that after the "Don't deny me, embrace me," clip, you didn't include the clip of Sephiroth embracing Cloud and stroking his back after Cloud stabbed him in Rebirth

[@mori_san8206]

The infamous back hand sliding... :>

[@SirGameWatch]

wHAT??

[@klaser1695]

Clouds POV : Friend Group Our POV : A fucking harem

[@Sakurablossem3]

Rufus‘s and Cloud‘s interaction have so much sexual tension

[@mariogirl8100]

Rufus should buy Cloud dinner first. (Zack at least knows how it's done)

[@n-ci5hv]

I bet during Crisis Core Rufus and Cloud kissed off-screen

[@jodaakbr7227]

I love both of them 😊 they have the same kind of humor 😂

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

@@jodaakbr7227 Sure, humor... 👀

[@holographicwing]

"Sephiroth could make his own compilation" 100% factual. Surprised you didn't put the hug!

[@mariogirl8100]

The likes are perfect right now. (Basically Seph at Cloud, lol)

[@samflood5631]

I feel like this whole Remake trilogy is more like one of those dating simulation games where everyone falls in love with the main character.

[@lassiebruv9836]

Cloud is in an otome game😂😂😂

[@yeikelamores6085]

​@@lassiebruv9836And he is the protagonist

[@jdsummers1333]

Omg I never clocked the love potion thing during Rebirth. Jesse - behave yourself girl.

[@SarutaValentine]

Geez I never realized just how flirty Rufus sounds when you fight him lol😂

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

fr the sexual tension when rufus randomly be like "i own you" lmao

[@SarutaValentine]

@@alejandrasanchez3022 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

That whole fight is them flirting back and forth and most of it, Cloud is actually egging him on 😂. Cloud: "Just the two of us." Rufus: "Don't say that." Cloud: "Think you got my number?" Rufus: "Not at all. You're making me sweat. Good thing I came prepared." Cloud, after Rufus fires two coins with his gun: "That's a new trick." Rufus: "Like it? 'Course you do." Cloud, after defeating Rufus' pet, Darkstar: "Now it's just the two of us." Rufus: "Let's make it a night to remember." Cloud: "It's on for real now?" Rufus: "Yeah. You should be honored." Yes, I took notes because I too thought I was imagining how damn flirty that fight was 😂. Thank you, Square Enix, it has been appreciated.

[@SarutaValentine]

@ roflol damn I didn’t realize Cloud was into it too

[@goromajima7677]

Ngl ff7 explores gender in a pretty subtle but intentional way, so like I kinda love this aspect of the remakes

[@GOJOISALIVETRUST]

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[@Melodymist]

there's also Ester calling him "pretty" and "cutie pie", and when she offers to take him to the Chocobo races, the guy who was supposed to do it protests, like "if you want a roll in the hay with THIS guy, be my guest then" EVERYONE is painfully aware of Cloud's good looks XD

[@HeyItzHalo]

Every character in FF7 wants to kiss Cloud SO BAD

[@AmberNLloyd-ho7ie]

My brother joked that in Rebirth there always seemed to be one dude in every place we went to that got unnecessarily touchy with Cloud 😅

[@Azumgi8]

The “Sephiroth can have his own compilation” had me dead😂

[@Himawaricosplay]

Why is 99% of this men and mostly Rufus and Sephiroth 😆

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

they both like some pretty boy who fights back

[@ChoompaLoompa1985-uw8lw]

People really have an obsession with Cloud's hand, always touching it like it's a particularly sensitive organ.

[@kidayoon9923]

Rufus, please. You could pierce a damn whole through Cloud with those stares. Have some self control, Mr. Shinra

[@cosmiccomet_2705]

Never realised Cloud spewing ingredients was a nod to what Jessie told him... and a love potion. Ha, hilarious!

[@SarutaValentine]

I just barely realized that just now. Now I know why he was so panicked and his voice broken when Barret told him 😅

[@cosmiccomet_2705]

@@SarutaValentine so true haha

[@NeoWolves7]

Even Nanaki aka red XIII is the same way with cloud, when you choose him as your love in the loveless play, he gets all flustered & kinda digs it when cloud is about to kiss his paw 🥰

[@KuMo]

It do be like that 😂❤

[@slayer1156]

Cloud's there for all the tastes

[@kayliestenberg2197]

There is nothing "little" about how much Roche is in love with Cloud lol

[@umkarma]

i mean, he’s as pretty as a doll. like look at that face. he is such a cutie 😭

[@janet9177]

“Where my hug at” KILLED ME LMAO

[@alimichalkan8046]

Cloud from being nobody-gives-a-sh- about him prior Crisis Core to everybody wants to make love to him in FF7.

[@gaspenpayne6755]

More like being a for-tifa-only in Crisis Core to everybody wants to make love to him in FF7. Tifa is day one.

[@holographicwing]

Zack loved him the entire time

[@maellesaliou5871]

I bet he also must have been pretty popular without the infantry helmet back during Crisis core 😄

[@godemperorletoatreidesii6971]

Man I still catch myself just starring at his eyes before i realize I got a quest to finish 😂

[@Azumgi8]

I thought I was the only who did that. He’s mesmerizing!!!

[@NelkeRex]

Well... I can't blame them😩😩😩😩 I admire this dude handsomeness all the time, but it's funny how sephiroth sounds so sus everytime😂

[@WhiskerWhiskey]

Dude the massage part of thr game traumatized me more than any unhinged fight scenes did

[@hawaiidutchie6452]

Same i was laughing afterwards tho, i showed my friend this and she was so speechless but laughed too

[@cherrysanguine1995]

Cloud is the omega who is activating every single FF7 characters' alpha tendencies oopsie

[@shanajeangedeon9060]

So Unnecessarily Accurate, Cloud does feel very omega coded😂

[@sanpohg]

This is one of the easiest fandoms to write abo for ngl lol

[@shanajeangedeon9060]

@@sanpohg true beans😂

[@lolololol7573]

Ok but really though, they all looooove to touch him.

[@Managable_Mayhem]

Everybody a lil gay for this pretty boy. That is a requirement for existing near him.

[@AzzyQu]

Its hard to take rufus seriously after seeing this 😂

[@Pooky1991]

I wont be surprised if hes under TVtropes "Even the guys want him"

[@priscilabee583]

Sephiroth always speaks so seductively to Cloud, so hot 🌶

[@Saaria960]

0:05 his smirk❤

[@Tiger_weirdo]

YOU FORGOT THE CUDDLE!!! When sephiroth and cloud do whatever tf their doing and sephiroth says 'good...very good. Fill your hollow heart with rage' It was something like that idk

[@mariogirl8100]

Cloud literally stabbed Sephiroth, and then SEPH PROCEEDS TO HUG HIM-

[@arkardomx]

Him and BotW Link should get together and tell stories

[@MSNoir7]

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[@nina_riri5806]

WHAT ARE THESE ONE LINERS IM DYING 😭😭😭😭

[@UltravioletNomad]

"Little in love" *Roche* "Little" Bit of an understatement

[@kjd-s5b]

FF7 Remake is basically a lowkey harem anime.

[@elbadaernu9902]

this is hilarious i love it, i just couldn't contain my laugh over rufus's words back then 😆

[@gingerplatypus5258]

0:00 these lines are literally so Griffith from berserk

[@ciri9142]

I can't 😂😂😂😂 this is sooo funny😂😂😂

[@rockkandyplay5692]

lmfao i can't with you ahahahhaha this is glorious i love it so much

[@Kelleigh95]

I would love to see the Sephiroth and Cloud complication please 😊

[@monkiyaz]

Griffith vibes

[@silence-yt4if]

Nah griffith is a predator cloud is a victim💀

[@monkiyaz]

@@silence-yt4if not from cloud, from Rufus

[@spoopyjhope]

Cloud a victim fr

[@chikisinq]

0:49 that kill me 🤣🤣🤣😍

[@bororaurealis]

Keith profile picture in 2024!?!?!??!?! 😨🫵

[@chikisinq]

@bororaurealis someone's gotta keep the fandom alive 🤣

[@ngocanchinguyen7712]

2:43 I can't it just show how breedable and baby girl and cunty Cloud is lol

[@grhtheblahaj4248]

THAT RUFUS at the beginning…Oh hell, I come here after hours of playing Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising and thanks to a certain edgelord-clad sonuva from said game ~ lines such as that said by Rufus now really sinks in DEEP into my core 😮

[@blueschild2315]

Nah, roshe was zesty

[@citizenofhyrule]

not even 3 minutes of footage. in comparatively, huge games filled with cutscenes that can well up take a whole day to play from beginning till end part 1 and 2 combined

[@faust5727]

GODDDDDDD

[@lunad.05-10]

But his eyes and heart is for tifa 😊

[@rasdan1192]

Bottom zack is canon.

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

he likes a power bottom

[@matthewpropst5893]

o.o

[@angel_in-black]

Must be nice. To have people think you’re attractive 😞

[@loganthevillager9176]

Right?😖

[@dannikasoukoroff9633]

Everyone is attractive in their own way :) I'm sure there are people out there who find you to be attractive. Cloud is just an exceptional, fiction character lol

[@angel_in-black]

@@dannikasoukoroff9633 if they do, they got a funny way of showing it 🙄. It’s not fair. I’m exactly like Cloud! I’m shy, awkward, insecure, want to improve, know what it’s like to be an outcast, and share the same values. I just could never look like him and have his ability to attract beautiful women 😞

[@Azumgi8]

@@angel_in-blackyou don’t need to attract anyone. You can be happy alone if you work on it

[@angel_in-black]

@@Azumgi8 I’ve always been alone. No one wants to be alone forever. If you have ppl who love you and want to be around you, that’s great, don’t talk like it’s easy for us who’ve always been neglected and ignored.

[@WreakHvok]

This video is mad weird and outrageous context 🤢🤢

[@MSNoir7]

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[@1chibanKasuga]

this video aint straight dislike for clickbait