NEWS FLASH: WE CAN'T COOK | Overcooked 2

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Markiplier

Markiplier

Күн бұрын

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@darksdescent
@darksdescent 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked in a few different kitchens over the years, I cannot get over how accurate this is... It's perfect, right down to the cussing, spontaneous fires that are more of an inconvenience than anything and throwing things to get them to the right stations faster. Also saying things wrong... because after you say one dishes name enough it stops sounding like a word.
@peebledeeble
@peebledeeble 4 жыл бұрын
as someone who currently works in a kitchen...*yes*
@khorrusvoa
@khorrusvoa 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has never worked in a proper kitchen...*WHAT*?
@shibahyperion7635
@shibahyperion7635 3 жыл бұрын
Sounded like what I expected up until spontaneous fires o.o
@amagimofumofu6549
@amagimofumofu6549 3 жыл бұрын
@@shibahyperion7635 sometimes flames just burst , its fine
@codybyers7167
@codybyers7167 3 жыл бұрын
I came here to say this.. Accuracy 100
@Styxintheriver
@Styxintheriver 5 жыл бұрын
i just imagined Bob throwing handfuls of rice at Wade while he desperately tries to pick it up with his hands while the rest of the rice is burning and Mark is just washing dishes in the corner
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 5 жыл бұрын
with all the failed "markiplier makes" they had...why are we surprised they are a mess here
@Name-yv2zq
@Name-yv2zq 4 жыл бұрын
😂 sounds about right
@harlequeenchannel
@harlequeenchannel 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal episode of Hell's Kitchen to me
@asadixon9607
@asadixon9607 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny 😐
@Styxintheriver
@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын
Hanna Chiakari looks great!! :D
@Boiled.Sorcerer
@Boiled.Sorcerer 6 жыл бұрын
*Serves empty plate *Plate comes back dirty
@tessimanriquez1785
@tessimanriquez1785 5 жыл бұрын
*x-files starts playing*
@NorielBenMiel
@NorielBenMiel 5 жыл бұрын
Someone put their food in it
@karmyyy1347
@karmyyy1347 5 жыл бұрын
They had just, super explosive diarrhea and they looked at the plate and went, *squiiiirttt*
@suned3128
@suned3128 5 жыл бұрын
Karmyyy Bro... stop
@soup2033
@soup2033 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lillmissmumble8061
@lillmissmumble8061 4 жыл бұрын
I love how bob is telling wade what to do step by step while he’s doing his own thing. He has the power of an actual chef. He works well under pressure
@Puritious
@Puritious Жыл бұрын
Bob mentioned he had a degree in business management, or something like that. I can't remember which Distractible episode he said so.
@carterround4600
@carterround4600 Жыл бұрын
@@Puritious It’s honestly crazy how smart Bob is. He went to law school, has college degree(s), and is all around just a really intelligent person.
@theEskiBros
@theEskiBros Жыл бұрын
Do mor ov those vitro🐅🐆🐺🐕
@plzhelpireallyneedabettern4065
@plzhelpireallyneedabettern4065 Жыл бұрын
​@@carterround4600 and plays video games, arguably the most intelligent thing he's done
@Hayter200
@Hayter200 Жыл бұрын
@@plzhelpireallyneedabettern4065 lmao
@trickshot646
@trickshot646 5 жыл бұрын
20:54 Mark: *barrels Wade out of way* Wade: *screaming in horror*
@sharethevoix
@sharethevoix 4 жыл бұрын
Best moment
@shadowhamilton9149
@shadowhamilton9149 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@S_0V1
@S_0V1 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@artemisia0553
@artemisia0553 3 жыл бұрын
His scream was a little delayed too-
@kitydestroya
@kitydestroya 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed for a minute straight
@wafflethesnek2877
@wafflethesnek2877 6 жыл бұрын
Mark in the hot air ballon; “Who are we serving this to?” The behind the scenes of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
@DJ_Raywave
@DJ_Raywave 6 жыл бұрын
Omg. Yes!!
@Sofia-kz9es
@Sofia-kz9es 5 жыл бұрын
Hey what's up you guys
@DJ_Raywave
@DJ_Raywave 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sofia-kz9es Pretty cool. You?
@NorielBenMiel
@NorielBenMiel 5 жыл бұрын
Good one
@okokok.mp4
@okokok.mp4 5 жыл бұрын
That was Bob saying that tho.
@jovanj2717
@jovanj2717 2 жыл бұрын
Bob is the tired, funny but short-tempered Head Chef. Mark is a confused cook, fresh out of school. Wade is the grumpy janitor-became-cook because of low staffing.
@Mr.GameBoy69420
@Mr.GameBoy69420 Жыл бұрын
*Chef's Kiss* Perfect-o!
@nicksmith-rz2dl
@nicksmith-rz2dl Жыл бұрын
Almost kinda like another game called plateup.
@halosreaper1
@halosreaper1 Жыл бұрын
"short-tempted" that makes me think bobs got a thing for short people
@jovanj2717
@jovanj2717 Жыл бұрын
@@halosreaper1 Thanks for catching that typo LOL
@halosreaper1
@halosreaper1 Жыл бұрын
@@jovanj2717 your welcome
@Ms.Anonymous
@Ms.Anonymous 4 жыл бұрын
Eating at a sushi restaurant: From the kitchen: "Why did you make that food on the floor?" "What the shit is happening" "You're gonna give someone salmonella!" "That's okay! They deserve it!"
@shadophaxx2401
@shadophaxx2401 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's worked in a kitchen I can confirm it's actually like this
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 жыл бұрын
6:50
@asdkl740
@asdkl740 2 жыл бұрын
The server/the people working at the front - smiling as if nothings happening but their eyes are dead
@thesfnb.5786
@thesfnb.5786 2 жыл бұрын
I WANT to hear my chefs say this
@drummergurl99
@drummergurl99 Жыл бұрын
Def the best comment in *MY* book
@bim8950
@bim8950 6 жыл бұрын
Guys at 39:38 Mark throws a chopped tomato directly into a pan and it starts cooking without anyone touching it. Best game 10/10
@layla.a
@layla.a 5 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right when that happened😂
@ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214
@ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214 4 жыл бұрын
That was a steak, but you right. It's impressive lol
@onyourleft4194
@onyourleft4194 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Bob’s being genuinely nice to Mark and then Wade’s over there cussing Mark out. And then Bob’s cussing Wade out. It’s just a circle of anger and cussing.
@kimberlyderamo9792
@kimberlyderamo9792 6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like me and my friends
@legend2533
@legend2533 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny because back then mark cusses wade out and Bob is being nice to mark and cusses wade out also lol
@alondere2233
@alondere2233 5 жыл бұрын
And marks just cussing
@DaniGamerWarrior
@DaniGamerWarrior 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, Mark's just yelling "Shrimp N Fish!"
@grimsladeleviathan3958
@grimsladeleviathan3958 3 жыл бұрын
Best kinda circle other than the circle of life
@icesniper7096
@icesniper7096 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine your just sitting in a restraunt and you just hear from the kitchen repeatedly"FASTER WADE FASTER"
@g01dz30
@g01dz30 6 жыл бұрын
Can I get a waffle? Can- CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE
@animeinspector9276
@animeinspector9276 6 жыл бұрын
I'd be like HELL NO and jump out a window!👌even if it was mark.
@asherj.parsley6694
@asherj.parsley6694 6 жыл бұрын
*Me* : So.. - *turns around in my spin-y chair with my cat in my lap like a evil villain* - the Mark and Wade ship has begun ..
@Kurachi84
@Kurachi84 6 жыл бұрын
gordon ramsay would do that
@patootie3529
@patootie3529 6 жыл бұрын
You're* = You are
@Jenna-qp1bf
@Jenna-qp1bf 3 жыл бұрын
26:39 There is nothing more genuinely funny to me than when bob is mad, regardless if its fake or not lmao
@dennistmennace
@dennistmennace Жыл бұрын
Omg that was so funny😭😭😭
@kaithlyn-in5es
@kaithlyn-in5es Жыл бұрын
its hilarioussss🤣🤣🤣
@Killbayne
@Killbayne 6 ай бұрын
the microphone even clips
@raycecawley9933
@raycecawley9933 6 ай бұрын
GIVE ME THE PASTA ON MY DESH!!!
@noraguerrero1350
@noraguerrero1350 6 жыл бұрын
I obviously don't know these gentleman personally, but everytime they play games like these I think that they bring out both the worst and best in each other, both competitively and personality wise. Please make a part two of this!.
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
There's probably Twitch vods of them playing it more.
@josephinecepeda6383
@josephinecepeda6383 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly thank you
@pestylucas7406
@pestylucas7406 5 жыл бұрын
I know them personally I lied ur so gullible
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@pestylucas7406 Ow, my trust.
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 4 жыл бұрын
@@elleinetubera5184 Um, I don't understand.
@Summer-rq5bh
@Summer-rq5bh 5 жыл бұрын
3:35 Wade: Hey, at yeast they tried. Mark: F***...you? Wade, I love you XD
@coobeeethics4856
@coobeeethics4856 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot Bob laugh and he said another pun about crumbling his jokes
@kathryngadberry5748
@kathryngadberry5748 5 жыл бұрын
I love that part lol
@izzyt1626
@izzyt1626 5 жыл бұрын
I'll crumb my jokes down
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@coobeeethics4856 *Crumbing.
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@kashanakram5592 What? You're kidding.
@apollo9057
@apollo9057 5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Guy Ramsey, famous rival of Gordon Fieri.
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
"What would bear grills think of this?"
@miradreamer6274
@miradreamer6274 5 жыл бұрын
@@DesolateLavender grylls
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@miradreamer6274 Eh, close enough. It's okay though, it's on theme since they're playing a cooking game.
@jacksonbennett5859
@jacksonbennett5859 5 жыл бұрын
What about Robert Flay and Bobby Irvine
@ikebeats.
@ikebeats. 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda like bart simpson and homer simpson Wait
@Annie-br2uh
@Annie-br2uh 2 жыл бұрын
Wade: *throwing things* Bob: *threatening Wade* Mark: *washing dishes*
@astraltae2503
@astraltae2503 6 жыл бұрын
*Mark the whole game* Mark: Oops I threw it away
@mimicmemento
@mimicmemento 6 жыл бұрын
"Mark why did you serve an empty plate?" "Mark you better not have food again!" (As he tries and fails to serve food)
@geraldfitzgerald4341
@geraldfitzgerald4341 6 жыл бұрын
SHRIMP AND FISH!!!
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 5 жыл бұрын
also mark: guys i/the food fell over the edge....
@bingchilling7900
@bingchilling7900 4 жыл бұрын
*ShRiMp ‘N fIsH!*
@electricanimations6183
@electricanimations6183 4 жыл бұрын
He only did that like once.
@imsimple379
@imsimple379 3 жыл бұрын
"They're called the Unbread, you idiot, and no, we don't care about them." I love Bob 😂
@CanadianDan854
@CanadianDan854 6 жыл бұрын
*Cracks a single egg *Egg catches on fire
@txrnip
@txrnip 6 жыл бұрын
Hey wait this is the wrong channel.... ur supposed to be on Kr-
@swaveman9434
@swaveman9434 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sambar I don’t mean to flex BUTTT I flip tortilla’s with my bare hand. 😎
@ougthefirst8282
@ougthefirst8282 6 жыл бұрын
Finish rdr 2 mark the john marston part
@cringelorde6
@cringelorde6 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sambar I wanna know why bob had to say ‘fish me daddy’
@Quaso8008s
@Quaso8008s 6 жыл бұрын
Basically like a person who likes to throw eggs and make a huge mess in his house. **Reference alert**
@brappls
@brappls 4 жыл бұрын
6:10 Mark: We are on fire gentlemen *throws fish at bystander* we are on fire.
@22Tesla
@22Tesla 5 жыл бұрын
Title: News Flash: We Can't Cook *proceeds to get three stars every level except one level* Why didn't they play this again? They have the best teamwork in the kitchen of most people I've seen who play this game
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 5 жыл бұрын
ikr! with the same amount of screaming
@stormd4232
@stormd4232 4 жыл бұрын
They might not have wanted to or it just didn’t do well compared to other videos
@22Tesla
@22Tesla 4 жыл бұрын
@@stormd4232 Yeah, I guess. It's a shame though since they worked together so well since I've seen other people fail levels more than a few times in this game
@littledrummergirl_19
@littledrummergirl_19 4 жыл бұрын
@@22Tesla I thought they did do more videos of overcooked tho?
@22Tesla
@22Tesla 4 жыл бұрын
@@littledrummergirl_19 I don't know. If they did, I've not seen the videos.
@thecager1006
@thecager1006 6 жыл бұрын
“At yeast they tried” -Wade 3:36
@kylee2458
@kylee2458 6 жыл бұрын
@@deadaccount7745 oh I just thought it was from a movie
@slackolantern
@slackolantern 6 жыл бұрын
@@deadaccount7745 Hahaha yes let us turn to Wade 3:36, "They hopped right to it." Oh sorry this is a different translation
@kfctrotsky3675
@kfctrotsky3675 6 жыл бұрын
Bob 2018- "If this game was a child we'd be murdering it's parents right now." Mark- "Uhhhh" Bob-😰 In a good way though
@defaulter264
@defaulter264 5 жыл бұрын
why does this have no reply
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@trianglelullaby384 because it makes more sense then, obviously
@fandomwriter8789
@fandomwriter8789 3 жыл бұрын
Is it stupid that I spent 10 minutes *just* looking for this comment? 😳
@kittiekatsa1794
@kittiekatsa1794 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@lifeisnotdaijoubu2677
@lifeisnotdaijoubu2677 2 жыл бұрын
For the people looking for it: 2:28
@raresrares7817
@raresrares7817 4 жыл бұрын
Bob yelling "gimme the pasta on my dish" is the most intimidating thing ever
@longbone2652
@longbone2652 5 жыл бұрын
"let's break it so we can all touch kevin!"
@azukidaifuku
@azukidaifuku 4 жыл бұрын
GeneralTactics That sounds strange if you don’t know that Kevin is a dog.
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 жыл бұрын
@@azukidaifuku it's even worse if you know Kevin is a dog-
@sheemagnumdtaruv5764
@sheemagnumdtaruv5764 6 жыл бұрын
Funny how at one video with his mom, his most hated chore is doing the dishes, but he has volunteered to do the dishes multiple times in this game lol
@liyah.
@liyah. 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀ohhhh the irony
@Shinzo888
@Shinzo888 5 жыл бұрын
Momiplier: am i a joke to you?
@nonexistent4270
@nonexistent4270 4 жыл бұрын
but- have you ever been frickin DOUSED while trying to wash a spoon-? his hate is understandable
@nonexistent4270
@nonexistent4270 4 жыл бұрын
@Crotchwhistle Purple bro- i do actually do the dishes, pretty often. it was a joke, buddy. i work around the house like everyone else does and have a restaurant job where i often wash dishes there too. calm down.
@appleuwumer
@appleuwumer 3 жыл бұрын
I loathe doing dishes, I live with my grandmother and she refuses to get a dishwasher 😭😭💔
@SilentReaperOFC
@SilentReaperOFC 5 жыл бұрын
34:25 Bob is petting the pooch, Mark is getting the stone pillar off, and Wade is just praising the sun.
@steamerboi426
@steamerboi426 4 жыл бұрын
Introducing: -Bob: the yeeter -Wade: the chopper -Mark: the Asian, washer of dishes
@roejohn1
@roejohn1 3 жыл бұрын
Why it true mark useless just asian
@Pearl_the_Mermaid52
@Pearl_the_Mermaid52 3 жыл бұрын
No marks the washer of dishes
@backyardshenanagins1720
@backyardshenanagins1720 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pearl_the_Mermaid52 correction: He's the asian washer of dishes
@Pearl_the_Mermaid52
@Pearl_the_Mermaid52 3 жыл бұрын
@@backyardshenanagins1720 Ah yes, my mistake. Thank you
@Yeetuz.Deletuz
@Yeetuz.Deletuz 3 жыл бұрын
The legendary asian washer of the dish
@onehappinesshappy9513
@onehappinesshappy9513 6 жыл бұрын
3 grown men screaming at each other to win. Best thing to watch at the beginning of 2019.
@kitibri
@kitibri 5 жыл бұрын
Beginning? Almost half of 2019 had passed already
@karmyyy1347
@karmyyy1347 5 жыл бұрын
@@kitibri look at when this was posted
@kitibri
@kitibri 5 жыл бұрын
Karmyyy Oh woops 🤣 sorry
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@kitibri Bob: *_S O R R Y ._*
@josephinecepeda6383
@josephinecepeda6383 5 жыл бұрын
You right😁
@baileythebirdasona4376
@baileythebirdasona4376 6 жыл бұрын
Mark: *pours a glass of water* *_water catches fire_* -H O W I S T H A T _POSSIBLE_ -
@chiquitin_o
@chiquitin_o 6 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey: **drinks water** Gordon Ramsey: I T ' S D R Y
@baileythebirdasona4376
@baileythebirdasona4376 6 жыл бұрын
IT DRY
@chiquitin_o
@chiquitin_o 6 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey: Is this ice fresh or frozen?! Chef: Frozen, sir.. Gordon: FOR FOCKS SAKE, BLOODY HELL
@baileythebirdasona4376
@baileythebirdasona4376 6 жыл бұрын
ITS WATER HOW IT D R Y *stares at empty cup* WHAT THE F-
@frootloopthechatot9766
@frootloopthechatot9766 5 жыл бұрын
It's not water its vodka :D
@Jdn33315
@Jdn33315 5 жыл бұрын
Bob: “Focus on serving the...F@$*” Wade: “ok serving the F@$*” 43:20 Lol
@Chick3n_wing
@Chick3n_wing 4 жыл бұрын
Ik😂
@chuckled125
@chuckled125 4 жыл бұрын
why did you censor yourself under an uncensored video
@miabermudez1756
@miabermudez1756 4 жыл бұрын
I actually peed myself from laughing at that XD XD XD
@gamingarea231
@gamingarea231 4 жыл бұрын
26:42 Idk why but when Bob yelled WHAT ARE U DOING to wade that made me laugh so much
@cyanidefilledcandy2
@cyanidefilledcandy2 5 жыл бұрын
5:34 - Wade just running in circles with a plate until Bob explodes never ceases to make me burst into laughter. xD
@salemwashere8712
@salemwashere8712 4 жыл бұрын
That was pure anger😹
@keanna6963
@keanna6963 6 жыл бұрын
I actually played this game with my friends. It... it consisted of screaming....
@noq492
@noq492 6 жыл бұрын
Keanna this game made me and my boyfriend break up:))))))))
@cheedlol6470
@cheedlol6470 6 жыл бұрын
When I played this it consisted of throwing things
@Ren_1106
@Ren_1106 6 жыл бұрын
This game contains teamwork and screaming.
@racoonracer7878
@racoonracer7878 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@LezLamb
@LezLamb 6 жыл бұрын
my friend, literally the most chill and loving person I know, was screaming and threatening me the entire time we played this game XD
@giatran6746
@giatran6746 5 жыл бұрын
"DA DONT PUT THE RICE IN THE SINK." Idk why I laughed so hard.
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a restaurant and hearing that-
@telli6618
@telli6618 4 жыл бұрын
Bob just turns into Gordon Ramsay 26:40
@Ms.Anonymous
@Ms.Anonymous 4 жыл бұрын
Oh he swears alright
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
*Pokes food* _Food dematerializes in front of Mark_
@BrainyAshes
@BrainyAshes 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. **POOF** This is literally the 2nd comment I see by you that has less than 20 likes.
@dayphobia6384
@dayphobia6384 6 жыл бұрын
How are you just.. absolutely everywhere On every video Everywhere H o w
@henrythyrum9891
@henrythyrum9891 6 жыл бұрын
Go away justin y
@normankiefer6033
@normankiefer6033 6 жыл бұрын
@@dayphobia6384 you are everywhere too.. its just he gets the likes..
@Manuel-ek7wr
@Manuel-ek7wr 6 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere???!!!
@imnotsuspiciousshh
@imnotsuspiciousshh 6 жыл бұрын
Mark serving the empty plate made me laugh harder than it should have.
@UV_Raiyes
@UV_Raiyes 4 жыл бұрын
Time mark?
@Lovinia1
@Lovinia1 4 жыл бұрын
And it came back dirty according to someone?
@GiantParfait
@GiantParfait 4 жыл бұрын
@@UV_Raiyes 29:33
@zoeelles8
@zoeelles8 5 жыл бұрын
6:45 "STAHP THROWING SH!T EVERYWHERE!" *Chucks shrimp*
@m.jailam8861
@m.jailam8861 4 жыл бұрын
34:26 the look of absolute dismay on the king's face, lol.
@dannywestbrooks7207
@dannywestbrooks7207 6 жыл бұрын
11:10 *Wade's Mic Broke* 20:57 *Wade Mentally Broke*
@mirstrikesback
@mirstrikesback 4 жыл бұрын
didn’t take too long huh
@samjackson1494
@samjackson1494 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine going up to a food truck and seeing a pink beetle a mouse and a Viking cooking for you
@evantheorys8695
@evantheorys8695 5 жыл бұрын
1000 Subs With One Video Challenge it sounds like the best thing ever
@xtheforgottenstudios8149
@xtheforgottenstudios8149 6 жыл бұрын
If you want this to be a series like if you agree. Or don't. But the dishes need doing mark.
@kiwi-721
@kiwi-721 5 жыл бұрын
Never seen a such liked comment have so little replies
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
So quiet, so peaceful. It's, perfect.
@zerg-rush5797
@zerg-rush5797 5 жыл бұрын
@@DesolateLavender (Me and my 17 alts: "Did somebody saaaay peaceful???"
@DesolateLavender
@DesolateLavender 5 жыл бұрын
@@zerg-rush5797 God dammit.
@pestylucas7406
@pestylucas7406 5 жыл бұрын
I REFUSE TO LIVE MY LIKE BY YOUR RULES, I REFUSE TO LIKE YOUR COMMENT
@marissasneider
@marissasneider 4 жыл бұрын
The reason the unbread are eating lettuce is bc it’s a “head” of lettuce
@rosieamoret7748
@rosieamoret7748 3 жыл бұрын
I am going to S C R E A M
@definitelynotalizard
@definitelynotalizard 3 жыл бұрын
Plus it's a way to fill a sandwich
@Elijahcampas8282
@Elijahcampas8282 3 жыл бұрын
that makes sense
@lanielazer5449
@lanielazer5449 3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@nightwalker4523
@nightwalker4523 3 жыл бұрын
Another mystery of the universe solved. *claps*
@nevertrustanyonewithananim9138
@nevertrustanyonewithananim9138 6 жыл бұрын
*How do you get a raise at the bread factory?* Butter up your boss. *How do you make dog bread?* Just use collie flour. *Why did the aging bread roll retire?* Her career was already toast. *What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?* It tends to get stale.
@cherryflavouredfighter
@cherryflavouredfighter 6 жыл бұрын
Please god no
@Vladit0r
@Vladit0r 6 жыл бұрын
The puns they're good but there puns
@jeremygibbs7342
@jeremygibbs7342 6 жыл бұрын
These jokes need more likes !!!
@mollyp224
@mollyp224 6 жыл бұрын
What does a fork say to a spoon Knife to meet you
@Vladit0r
@Vladit0r 6 жыл бұрын
What do you call a vegan wrestler BRockoli
@Overused_Toothbrush
@Overused_Toothbrush 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Your bringing your family to a night out and dinner. Your daughter is getting hungry and your son has gotten bored. Then you hear HURRY UP WADE Edit: forgot about this comment. Thanks guys.
@Sy_playz
@Sy_playz 4 жыл бұрын
What if you heard FASTER WADE FASTER
@kittyfuture1069
@kittyfuture1069 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a restaurant I’d go to
@galladegamer3579
@galladegamer3579 4 жыл бұрын
just a cacophony of incoherent talking and then "FASTER WADE"
@corvinstory
@corvinstory 4 жыл бұрын
@@galladegamer3579 oho my dirty mind!
@jordanjenkins9119
@jordanjenkins9119 4 жыл бұрын
Al least you know your foods getting here soon
@Kir0nixx_
@Kir0nixx_ 4 жыл бұрын
"What do we want?" "A sequel/ follow up!" "When do we want it?!" 'NOW!!"
@justarandomlizard2218
@justarandomlizard2218 4 жыл бұрын
can you imagine being in a kitchen and hearing, "CUCUMBER!" and seeing a cucumber just YEET across the kitchen onto a cutting board and some guy starts cutting like nothing happened XD XD XD i fixed edit :3
@corvinstory
@corvinstory 4 жыл бұрын
oh god, someone in 2020 used yeet
@justarandomlizard2218
@justarandomlizard2218 4 жыл бұрын
@@corvinstory i posted this comment the day the video went out XD KZbin drunk again
@corvinstory
@corvinstory 4 жыл бұрын
@@justarandomlizard2218 aight
@jordanjenkins9119
@jordanjenkins9119 4 жыл бұрын
Ze AWESOMENESS I believe you same thing has happened to me
@ghostlingbud
@ghostlingbud 4 жыл бұрын
@@justarandomlizard2218 you know we can see when you first posted your comment right?
@thecager1006
@thecager1006 6 жыл бұрын
Bob “ I have done things “ 7:41 *Mark Intensifies*
@sarah-yw8et
@sarah-yw8et 6 жыл бұрын
Sophia Wilson YES IKRR
@zhamenable
@zhamenable 6 жыл бұрын
TheCager 100 😏maybe mark is things
@hermes222
@hermes222 6 жыл бұрын
Whitewings12 why have you done this? please stoppp
@ohhibob1006
@ohhibob1006 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine sitting in a resturant hearing someone yelling at someone named wade and demanding he put pasta on his dish.
@LiamLightwolf
@LiamLightwolf 5 жыл бұрын
@@matadavid7448 oh hi Mark
@ebonymcpherson4872
@ebonymcpherson4872 6 жыл бұрын
This would make a great animated episode, but also... ...who are they even serving in the second half of the video? ...the clouds?
@chanceshadow
@chanceshadow 6 жыл бұрын
I imagine God/the gods/various other religous sky-based idols get hungry sometimes too
@asherj.parsley6694
@asherj.parsley6694 6 жыл бұрын
*the cloud people feel offended*
@metaphoricalparachute9130
@metaphoricalparachute9130 6 жыл бұрын
the hunger games is taking place down below. they're parachuting the food down to the tributes. the orders come from the sponsors.
@ebonymcpherson4872
@ebonymcpherson4872 6 жыл бұрын
Metaphorical Parachute this is the best answer
@lavenderotaku2481
@lavenderotaku2481 4 жыл бұрын
“At *yeast* they tried.” Mark: Fuck. You. I’m dead this is great. I demand more bread puns.
@Keeeperr
@Keeeperr 2 жыл бұрын
“Sorry, I’ll crumb down My jokes.”
@cassieskiles5103
@cassieskiles5103 Жыл бұрын
This is late, but You *butter* have a good excuse It's the *yeast* of your worries I'm on a *roll* What are you *dough-ing* My *crust*-y (instead of trusty) mixer *Rise* to the occasion Your the apple to my *rye* That's a no *grainer*
@susannahoo4081
@susannahoo4081 Жыл бұрын
I suppose you mean BUNS Im sorry this is stupid
@riotag
@riotag 11 ай бұрын
3:35
@orihuskey386
@orihuskey386 5 жыл бұрын
5:36. I love how Bob sounds just so fed up and angry with wade!😹
@CRAutist
@CRAutist 4 жыл бұрын
Ori Huskey That’s the first time I’ve heard bob blow up XD
@betrayedsackofflour3133
@betrayedsackofflour3133 5 жыл бұрын
“We need dishes but the dishes are on fire”
@kieranhmac
@kieranhmac 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: “Put it on the plate and don’t be an asshole!” Wade: “What if I don’t want to!” Bob: *dont be an asshole.*
@sofiavelasco5356
@sofiavelasco5356 14 күн бұрын
1:58
@ryanmcconnell5345
@ryanmcconnell5345 4 жыл бұрын
5:33 *Wade runs around with empty plate* Bob: *Loses his mind*
@TelaniGrey
@TelaniGrey 6 жыл бұрын
25:35 "I don't want to question this restaurant's motives, but like... What are we serving to, exactly?" You're throwing pasta to the world! It's Cloudy with a Chance of Pasta!
@lumineer2
@lumineer2 6 жыл бұрын
"If this game was a child, we'd be murdering its parents right now." ~ Bob. "Yeah Marco...Rubio..?" ~ Bob. "Yeah if you walk up to Kevin, you can touch him." ~ Bob.
@kimberlyderamo9792
@kimberlyderamo9792 6 жыл бұрын
Omg Bob why?!
@autumns0ng509
@autumns0ng509 6 жыл бұрын
some legend bob quotes here
@gg-wx8mh
@gg-wx8mh 6 жыл бұрын
"If this game was a child we'd be murdering its parents right now."😂🤣
@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 жыл бұрын
Bad Wolf *zooms in on Mark’s judgey eyes*
@miguelguedes3411
@miguelguedes3411 4 жыл бұрын
in a gud way
@failingeverything5793
@failingeverything5793 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt that make the game a protagonist. Its an orphan
@marinad
@marinad 3 жыл бұрын
I want everyone here to know that I randomly came back to this video 2 years later, JUST to hear Bob say “WADE GIMME THE PASTA ON MY DISH”
@martinavila8382
@martinavila8382 Жыл бұрын
Wanna come back again? It's probably still as funny as it was back then
@marinad
@marinad Жыл бұрын
@@martinavila8382because of you I’m back! Thank you!
@joshuaa9252
@joshuaa9252 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm. It's still hilarious.
@nathandieck6962
@nathandieck6962 Жыл бұрын
The council has spoken... touch Kevin again 🐶
@marsiebarsie1017
@marsiebarsie1017 Жыл бұрын
I came back just to hear Mark copy Wade as his audio cuts out saying toss me some rrrrrrr(ice) 😅
@roberthan5109
@roberthan5109 5 жыл бұрын
2:47 this perfectly sums up my experience at culinary school
@CRONKYPIGEON
@CRONKYPIGEON 2 жыл бұрын
Add more Sus stuff and it's my experience at normal school 🤣 Only some of said Sus stuff comes from me 😂
@constanzacelis3314
@constanzacelis3314 5 жыл бұрын
Customer: _"Why is there wood in my pasta?"_ Mark:**Yeeting Food twoards Bob and Wade**
@yeetionary
@yeetionary 2 жыл бұрын
i just pictured a huge tree log of wood wedged into pasta
@lxdiajxse
@lxdiajxse 6 жыл бұрын
27:33 Mark: What's wrong with the fire extinguisher? Wade: It was in my way- Mark: bUrNiNg!
@DagothUr3427
@DagothUr3427 3 жыл бұрын
5:37 the anger in Bob’s voice, he genuinely sounded like he was on the verge of committing homicide
@RilesDoesWhatever
@RilesDoesWhatever 6 жыл бұрын
Family game of the year! Then there are 3 grown men screaming at each other to be able to win😂
@Kober_cola
@Kober_cola 6 жыл бұрын
I would like to buy it for my 2 year old
@hamadaljuraifanid4974
@hamadaljuraifanid4974 6 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jasminellaurado7872
@jasminellaurado7872 5 жыл бұрын
Bob: "The bus turns into a boat" Wade: *AHHHHHHH*
@largeboy5577
@largeboy5577 2 жыл бұрын
youtube offered to translate this english into english
@thelazygamingpanda3973
@thelazygamingpanda3973 2 жыл бұрын
There is something like this in Queensland it's a bus that goes into water and its made to look like a duck. I went on it when I was around 5 so I don't know if it's still a thing
@thelazygamingpanda3973
@thelazygamingpanda3973 2 жыл бұрын
@@largeboy5577 for me too
@irrelevantperson785
@irrelevantperson785 6 жыл бұрын
7:41 Mark finally realizes Bob is a serial killer.
@frogsyco
@frogsyco 4 жыл бұрын
25:43 GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME “WADE DONT, DONT WADE. DONT TOUCH IT.” 😂😭
@Jellybeanthecat743
@Jellybeanthecat743 Жыл бұрын
The tomatoes . . . is not for you.
@tonpokatsu0013
@tonpokatsu0013 6 жыл бұрын
"Mark, i need a pasteeeeer..." "You need a pasteeeeer?" "Pasteeeeerrr..."
@tiasmith3499
@tiasmith3499 4 жыл бұрын
I read 'peteeeeerrr' lmao
@Casedilla73
@Casedilla73 2 жыл бұрын
Those character models fit surprisingly well
@Amradye
@Amradye 5 жыл бұрын
23:14 I love how Bob’s character puts down the plate and looks upat the camera like, “I lost that last dish because Wade and Mark.”
@that1bunny821
@that1bunny821 4 жыл бұрын
20:55 Why did I start dying of laughter!? Every time I watch this video, its always this part that has me on the ground!
@loz_k6
@loz_k6 4 жыл бұрын
“We gotta cook the rice in this one” Me: *remembers I have to cook the rice* (I appreciate you, you saved me from getting my ass beat)
@novusdolor2812
@novusdolor2812 4 жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@loz_k6
@loz_k6 4 жыл бұрын
@@novusdolor2812 pretty much yeah-
@kylecox5127
@kylecox5127 4 жыл бұрын
After they mentioned the goofy song, I looked it up, watched it, then got recommended the PAX video where Wade proposed, then watched the entire thing, and came back to this video. What a ride
@SliverSaurus
@SliverSaurus 6 жыл бұрын
*>claims they can't cook* *>gets 700 points over the requirement*
@Anonymous-73
@Anonymous-73 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna be good when they already found characters that look exactly like them within 4 seconds
@helenarosno
@helenarosno 6 жыл бұрын
24:29 summary of making a family dinner
@digbyalthoff3389
@digbyalthoff3389 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Just yes. That's all.
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 жыл бұрын
?
@pooman784
@pooman784 3 ай бұрын
​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072?
@xplosionrule
@xplosionrule 6 жыл бұрын
I would watch a full play through of this game with you three, this was a fantastic video!
@MFLP1998
@MFLP1998 6 жыл бұрын
14:18 Bob: ''Look we're a boat Look we're a bus Look we're a boat Look we're a bus'' Wade: ''Is this Fortnite?''
@yah_boy_fat_gabe8094
@yah_boy_fat_gabe8094 6 жыл бұрын
Boat, bus, boat, bus
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 4 жыл бұрын
Wade : "my ears are dying of rice infestation" Also Wade : "I could use more rice"
@SigmAnalog
@SigmAnalog 6 жыл бұрын
In which Bob becomes the Gordon Ramsay we always knew he could be. Meanwhile, Mark is playing basketball and Wade is just HAPPY TO BE HERE.
@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 жыл бұрын
e199sigma wade is best boi
@germsjunkyard8891
@germsjunkyard8891 6 жыл бұрын
Synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make.
@tane4652
@tane4652 5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you like Wade's puns?
@callysta5160
@callysta5160 5 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this that's sUCH A GOOD PUN
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 5 жыл бұрын
Synonym rolls? What are they like?
@wolfydontgiveaf2594
@wolfydontgiveaf2594 5 жыл бұрын
DUDE!! That was originally Alonzo Lerone's joke that he made because of a stupid person's Facebook comment (or Twitter I don't quite recall the website) of course people just have to steal other people's jokes especially if they're a successful black comedian! I thought we all have moved on from that kindergarten phase where we have to take everyone's jokes that we find funny. 🙄
@gweny6986
@gweny6986 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Imma go try some noun.
@keanna6963
@keanna6963 6 жыл бұрын
Wade has style with his puns
@mollyp224
@mollyp224 6 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I thought they were pretty crumby
@mollyp224
@mollyp224 6 жыл бұрын
@Ri Brass Look on the bright side- he didn't say "WHEAT", and pull a dab
@SapphireMoon
@SapphireMoon 6 жыл бұрын
I thought they were only half-baked.
@mr.d3379
@mr.d3379 6 жыл бұрын
You crust have missed the point
@1mbsosa
@1mbsosa 6 жыл бұрын
Keanna They did smell a little fishy
@EmeraldShine13
@EmeraldShine13 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a restaurant and you just hear from the kitchen “IT’S ME IAGO”
@squidqbee3277
@squidqbee3277 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh Wade rolled the Goofy "wake me up" better than the original
@loki4807
@loki4807 Жыл бұрын
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@alexthebee3377
@alexthebee3377 5 жыл бұрын
(1:18) wade: “theyre bread zombies!” bob: “theyre called ‘the unbread’ u idiot” bob was so sassy 😂 (5:47) “put the plate U N D E R the fish” idk why but that made me laugh so hard
@mimiramirez9593
@mimiramirez9593 6 жыл бұрын
Bob: "If this game was a child, we'd be murdering its parents right now!!!" Mark: *looks scared* Me: Same Mark, Same..
@mollyp224
@mollyp224 6 жыл бұрын
BOB, WHAT DID YOU DO
@divi2270
@divi2270 6 жыл бұрын
i mean i dont really see the problem here
@kimberlyderamo9792
@kimberlyderamo9792 6 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what Wade's reaction was!
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 6 жыл бұрын
Odd that he would say that, the game didn't become Batman
@sofiavelasco5356
@sofiavelasco5356 14 күн бұрын
2:28
@painfulguess9429
@painfulguess9429 4 жыл бұрын
"i dont think 6th month olds are playing this game" wow, forgetting wade like that man
@heatherheath3834
@heatherheath3834 3 жыл бұрын
this comment is underrated
@starshooter439
@starshooter439 3 жыл бұрын
s tier comment
@thestrangemusician168
@thestrangemusician168 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he did say he thought anyone under 40 was a toddler, so…that tracks.
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 6 жыл бұрын
*_Gordon Ramsey wants to know your target location_*
@ffffffff9775
@ffffffff9775 6 жыл бұрын
200 subs and 0 vids
@darthlily7138
@darthlily7138 6 жыл бұрын
*And the location of the lamb sauce*
@michiekin
@michiekin 5 жыл бұрын
"Nobody is eating at a restaurant called 'Three Peens'." - Bob 2018 (41:21)
@glitchedjson4042
@glitchedjson4042 5 жыл бұрын
41:05 For a second there I thought he said _"Strip and Fish"_
@kyrachilders5715
@kyrachilders5715 3 жыл бұрын
*Wade and bob arguing about how easy that level is and getting 3 stars isn’t impressive* Mark- 😌 “this game is delightful” ✨
@dolopdieren
@dolopdieren 6 жыл бұрын
28:47 Wade actually made sense with this statement. E. coli is a friend of yours, but it needs to be in the right place, aka the gut
@bananahermit5363
@bananahermit5363 6 жыл бұрын
"Don't put the rice in the sink!" -Markiplier 2018
@SephDark18
@SephDark18 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s fine, it’s clean!” -LordMinion777 2018
@kylee2458
@kylee2458 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite line in the Bible
@Icedco1a
@Icedco1a 5 жыл бұрын
7:40 Bob: I have done things ♪ Plays ominous music ♪ Mark: 😟
@Madstyles5
@Madstyles5 3 жыл бұрын
This really is my comfort video. Last year I watched this video over and over again as I was going through depressive episodes and uncertainty that 2020 has given to me. I love Mark just playing and enjoying his friend's company so much. I hope they get to play again soon :)
@emppu_8777
@emppu_8777 5 жыл бұрын
Story time! Im home alone in the living room, watching this video a second time, "I-i i - i've- i've done things" Right after that line, Someone knocks on my door
@alk5b
@alk5b 4 жыл бұрын
And? I want to hear the story!
@starshooter439
@starshooter439 3 жыл бұрын
@@alk5b same
@leozhu9695
@leozhu9695 6 жыл бұрын
this whole video is just wade getting bullied
@themaladaptivesystem4099
@themaladaptivesystem4099 4 жыл бұрын
Any conjoined video is just Wade getting bullied. XD
@sharethevoix
@sharethevoix 4 жыл бұрын
Finley but this video especially
@tiasmith3499
@tiasmith3499 4 жыл бұрын
I read for some reason 'this whole video is bullshit' which ain't true 😂 it's 2am I need to sleep
@moz2589
@moz2589 6 жыл бұрын
This really takes me back to the Drunk Minecraft days so much nostalgia. It's nice to see Mark hasn't left his old friends
@asherj.parsley6694
@asherj.parsley6694 6 жыл бұрын
I miss drunk Minecraft so bad
@katelyn_self
@katelyn_self 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it @0:20 when it actually looked like everyone lol
@Nerdychallengetime
@Nerdychallengetime 2 жыл бұрын
Love Marks: "Yeah that's about right" and his laugh and then the realization from Bob and Wade and them starting to laugh in amazement too. 😂
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