Everything Wrong With Argylle in 33 Minutes or Less

[@jonathanmarsh8119]

1:10 I imagine Henry dropping to the ground and scuttling out of the room like a lizzard running on hot sand.

[@Nanook32]

That is oddly specific but I can see it

[@montgomeryfitzpatrick473]

Think zoidberg from futurama scuttling away

[@BatmanFan76]

This movie suckered so many people with its advertising. It had Henry Cavill, John Cena, Dua Lipa, Ariana DeBose and a cute looking cat, yet none of them have to do with the story. This is basically “We trolled you: the movie”.

[@animechic420]

It’s your own fault for not fully understanding the trailer.

[@chinalebeau8021]

Honestly any movie with big famous pop stars is immediately a red flag for me bc they’re clearly trying to draw ppl in with the pop star, most of which don’t have any acting experience or talent and are just a hook to drag gullible obsessed fans in

[@Nanook32]

Why does Ariana keep getting dragged into these horrific movies, she doesn't deserve this 😭

[@Vancev99x]

​@@Nanook32 No one forced her to do the film? 😅

[@R1ckDeckard]

Just like "Ghosted" last year. Apple is running some tax scam with those expensive failures

[@trinaq]

Henry Cavill should consider firing his agent. He was decent in The Watcher and Enola Holmes, but his most recent projects have been flops. He's very talented, and deserves better.

[@kpaulblume47]

Whoever insisted he wear that *wig* ought to be sacked, as well.

[@Goodwalker720]

Supposedly he fired his manager, but haven’t heard about agent.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Just put him back in the Superman outfit again

[@jojoone1099]

I loved his in The Witcher.

[@kpaulblume47]

@@jojoone1099 While he was still allowed to BE the Witcher, yeah.

[@citizensane4387]

The oil scene. Seriously…the entire oil scene. I have accidentally gotten more oil on my foot walking down the street on a Friday afternoon than she gets on HER ENTIRE BODY SLIDING and SKATING in that scene. Seriously, she slid for like 20 feet at one point. Clean as a whistle a moment later. This movie is actually entertaining if you completely ignore common sense, physics and the laws of nature. But you REALLY have to try…REALLY hard…to ignore ALL of it.

[@motherplayer]

I can understand that too. I'm willing to let some logic go when I'm liking something, but even that oil scene, no matter how much I would have liked the film, would have been pushing it to get me to believe she was still so clean after all that.

[@MrChaotic4]

I was having so much fun with watching it because of Matthew Vaughn's style that I honestly don't care about the lapses in logic.

[@LucianDevine]

Have you ever tried walking down the street with knives on the bottom of your boots? Maybe that's the secret.

[@citizensane4387]

@@LucianDevine I know, right? I’ll just assume the movie was going for the comedy effect for the scene and leave it at that 😂

[@avapatino6058]

It's called Camp. It's fun.

[@clarafedde8674]

"Ooh, wait, that's his real face?" I died happily in that moment.

[@ttyres45]

How are you doing today

[@Chomp-Rock]

​@@ttyres45still dead, one would assume.

[@ttyres45]

@@Chomp-Rock you coming to the funeral?

[@markcasadevall9509]

I usually don’t watch the Sins videos for movies I haven’t seen yet. This is not one of those times.

[@jamesliggins891]

i definitely watch them for movies i know i have absolutely no plans of watching

[@rickstaism]

If I did that I'd be watching very few Sins' videos. Oh wait, you said 'haven't seen yet' rather than 'movies I will never see'.

[@honeyjadecrab]

I watched this in the cinema and i almost fell out of my chair laughing at the smoke bomb scene, i did not know how anyone else in the cinema could watch that without laughing 🤣

[@MrChaotic4]

And that was intentionally funny.

[@greeny-chang]

Yeah the dancing had me literally crying from how much I was laughing, it was so out of nowhere and I just found it hilarious

[@keeganshigh]

By having an IQ 75.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Henry Cavill just wanted to go for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

They should’ve just let him play Superman again

[@benjamindebo9283]

Solid Hellsing Ultimate Abridged ref

[@missmoanypants]

I see you are a person of class.

[@sn1p3mare]

So, what you're saying is, all of this could've been avoided if he had a 60 inch HDTV with Netflix?

[@buttermilkcoffeve]

If government spies are part of public safety, then does she count as Police Girl?

[@HunterTracks]

Am I the only person that thought this was just a schlocky parody of the entire spy movie genre that does everything in its power to take itself entirely unseriously? It makes a lot more sense that way.

[@TadpoleBoba]

Thank God I’m not the only one who thinks that… it’s not trying to be serious, it’s so clearly not trying to be a serious spy film. Watching people destroy it for being nonsense is so tiring TwT (It was silly fun and I really liked it)

[@vjones4769]

@@TadpoleBobaI liked it too. Picked it on a whim and had fun with it.

[@victoriafrombhbh8659]

Right! I saw it as the film makers totally taking the piss and having a silly goofy time (with a shit tonne of budget).

[@kir44n19]

That's exactly how I looked at it! Someone should *not* take this movie seriously, as it itself does not! They deliberately went as over the top as inhumanely possible. I can't imagine people seeing the oil-skating scene (or the multi colored smoke cloud dance) and still think that this movie was meant to be gritty or realistic! Its very clearly a spoof on spy films, especially the mission impossible franchise!

[@bellablondon6172]

If there’s one thing the Kingsman movies taught me, it’s that Matthew Vaughn movies aren’t meant to be taken too seriously. I think that’s why I enjoy them so much, despite some of their problems

[@Scrobbles]

She wrote five books in five years, George Martin could learn something from her

[@austinkeys9980]

The Mission: Impossible reference you did made me so happy.

[@douglasdrake1107]

Missed outtake opportunity. The "remember who you are" scene from hellboy

[@CAMERONJTC97]

How is this comment 8 hours old

[@chriscarpenter1920]

​@@CAMERONJTC97 Patreon

[@montelvontaviouspore]

​@@CAMERONJTC97He's a member

[@WolfRamAndHart]

Some amazing outtakes by Jeremy. The Argyle name from Die Hard threw my memory for a sec.

[@WeBlanchin]

I also chuckled when I heard that specification, went over most peoples heads

[@rainecormier2935]

Brian Cranston and Katherine O'Hara also played Kenneth's parents in 30 rock 😂

[@sarawolos6051]

Great spot 😂

[@graydenday3760]

They did .... But how does that work if he's eternal?

[@graydenday3760]

Also, Bryan Cranston was his stepdad

[@rainecormier2935]

@@graydenday3760 omg yer right! He was his mom's friend Ron!

[@FuzzyStripetail]

All 25 hackers that lived at 25 Coburg(er) Street Apt. 305 were dead meat when it came to their exact residence being pinpointed by a satellite seeing how all apartments at 25 Coburg Street were apparently listed as Apt. 305.

[@thelittlehooer]

9:52 Love a sneaky "EVERYONE!!!!" It's like a little Rickroll.

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

BETTER than a rickroll, because it's not irritating.

[@Howlingburd19]

When are you going to do Sharkboy and Lavagirl?!??

[@R1ckDeckard]

"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" is still the best Sam Rockwell plays an unconventional spy movie.

[@motherplayer]

And "The Long Kiss Goodnight" is still the best cozy female protagonist finds out she was formerly a badass agent who has amensia that has Samuel L. Jackson" spy movie.

[@graydenday3760]

I completely forgot about that movie. It was so interesting. And I remember watching the Gong show as a kid

[@jynx3662]

I watched it for Sam Rockwell, he's a treasure, who can forget his 1990 TMNT performance. But seriously I think he's hilarious when he has a good script.

[@TheWarmachine375]

"How did you know the parts you weren't there for?" - TFS Vegeta

[@JohnMovieGuy]

Really enjoyed the Mission: Impossible references Jeremy made. Also I loved the "ha" for every bullet that was fired at the Jeep. Also Also still waiting for the Sins video for the Ben Stiller movie "Heavyweights" where the argument for a Stiller-verse is made by connecting the Tony Perkins character to the Hal character from Happy Gilmore and White Goodman from Dodgeball as essentially the same character all conveniently played by Ben Stiller.

[@spibble5694]

They had the chance at the end with the boat kiss to cut to Henry and John and they DIDN'T! 😭😭

[@caseynorthern5458]

RIGHT?! I was so ready for their kiss or at the very least a romantic cuddle. Would have forgiven all the other problems if they’d given me that.

[@Bassistking]

Cry about it 😌

[@spibble5694]

@@Bassistking Naurrrr 😌

[@jamesliggins891]

like he said...COWARDS!

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

I bet it was talked about though, with much man-laughing and bro-signalling.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

If Matthew Vaughn had left the spy genre His career would still be thriving

[@HanleiHess]

Your videos are seriously cool, keep 'em coming!

[@BlackWater_49]

25:45 Night vision just applies the remaining light meaning if you were locked on a perfectly dark room the best night vision equipment wouldn't help you. That being said it would most definitely not help you magically look through smoke, if anything thermal vision might work but I'm not even sure about that...

[@tactical-daddy]

22:50 not to mention that whole the cardiovascular corridor is a thing, the chances you could hit that exact spot, from the draw, on an unsupported platform, using a pistol is practically impossible not even taking into account the temporary cavitation caused by being shot.

[@ttyres45]

Simple terms, please

[@ttyres45]

Howa re you doing

[@Ted_James]

@@ttyres45 It can be done, but the chances are 8,796,241 to one. I know, never tell you the odds.

[@anwaralexander3035]

I was going to watch this thinking it was focused on Henry Cavill, so happy I dodged this catfish

[@Zombiesnyder13]

Matthew Vaughn should let Edgar Wright direct KINGSMAN They have so much in common

[@NoahGooder]

the trailer nearly sold me on this movie but then life was like "and wahat about all those chores and adult stuff you need to handle", and then i completely forgot it existed.

[@OfficalGamingFFC]

that consistent cat should have been the best paid actor on that movie for been consistent

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

*33* minutes?! I think we just got a record!

[@stank_dick]

Longest vid on one movie since eeaao

[@jamesliggins891]

nah there's stuff like the justice league film that's longer

[@harrybazza3141]

dont know the movie but here to listen to him bag it.

[@theprantadutta]

This movie had so much potential, and it wasted all of it. I would have added more sins for all those crazy marketing.

[@intothefrayyo]

I was like.. What the funk was this movie 😅

[@alecsullivan1234]

There is an earlier tie-in to the kingsman universe during the park scene where Elly is drinking some sort of canned whiskey drink that has Statesman branding on it

[@Monsterkey]

There is London Ontario so it's appropriate to say London England.

[@naran_naran]

Never heard of this movie before. Looks like a style-over-substance popcorn flick.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

my only complaint that I have for this film is the mid credits scene of the movie trying to shoehorn it into the kingsman lore just feels kinda forced, IMO.

[@Lachdonin]

In their defense, the Icepick Grip of a knife IS a historically accurate and widely used grip for knife fighting. We aren't entirely sure WHY, but it shows up across multiple cultures and over 2000 years of martial arts.

[@hubbub7356]

My god I saw this movie and basically wrote my own version of this. THIS MOVIE IS INFURIATING. Thank you for making this.

[@ookamihime9422]

i'm sorry but your lil' "yoink!" at the end had me laughing like a child. Thank you sir.

[@sarawolos6051]

This movies a lot like "the long kiss goodnight"... Which also has Samuel L Jackson in it 😅

[@patrickspencer6550]

Please do “EWW Night at the Museum: The Secret of the Tomb” next week because of Shawn Levy’s other film, Deadpool and Wolverine being released. Hugh Jackman even does his Wolverine thing in that movie too. Also, please give one sin off for Robin Williams.

[@ts2ep8nl1f]

I remember getting all excited when I was watching this movie. Then get bored and pissed off as it became cliches and obscure references and trying to be funny and failing miserably.

[@stickmandaninacan]

Real talk, 34 thousand unread emails are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

[@scasimir1000]

25:41 also as a side note how's the cat not Dead the backpack has holes in it is the cat can breathe or any pet that's put noodles backpacks. So the whole time they're dancing is the cat like suffocating or the cat realized needs to hold his breath too.

[@ulissep3454]

Yeah sure, we're not supposed to take this movie so seriously - it's something of a parody, I get it - but at some point the plot holes, the endlessly twisty double-twisted twists, the middle fingers to *all* the laws of physics, just become to much to bear. I did enjoy it initially, because awkward fish-out-of-water Elly was a fun character, but I got exhausted half-way through it.

[@MrBattlecharge]

@20:10 great Ace Ventura : When Nature Calls reference!

[@animechic420]

This movie kind of reminds me of Knight and Day.

[@munger2k]

They literally make that joke @12:08

[@bufordhighwater9872]

The Long Kiss Goodnight, but a comedy.

[@jomamafr]

they shouldve had henry cavill and john cena kiss im actually pissed

[@acrj-alfasaus4825]

THOSE COWARDS!!

[@donm5354]

I wish they had made a movie featuring the limo driver, Argyle, from DIE HARD where he joins the LAPD as undercover cop and follows in John McLane's footsteps in... DIE HARD 1.5: The Adventures of ARGYLE. De'voreaux White is still alive.... sooo,,,

[@nickb638]

Have y’all done The Prestige yet? I would love it if you did, I love that movie.

[@Lee1981]

The Lai-Massey Scheme is similar to a Feistel Network in design, using a round function and a half-round function. The round function is a function which takes two inputs, a sub-key and a Data block, and which returns one output of equal length to the Data block. The half-round function takes two inputs and transforms them into two outputs. For any given round, the input is split into two halves, left and right.

[@KyDemps]

I watched this movie and couldn’t stop thinking abt the cinema sins video MY TIME HAS COME

[@ethancryder8570]

The oil scene and the smoke bomb scene blew me away. In the worst way possible. I mean it was truly ridiculous

[@Snake4985]

I choose to believe Jeremy's "basket weaving" is a reference to Superman's super obscure power of Super-Weaving

[@air03man]

Another "Kingsman" film with a author on Writer's block how many folks have writers block ?

[@DH-xw6jp]

Most of them do.

[@rickstaism]

Given the way movies are written these days, I'd say all of them.

[@Pokeboy4561]

26:20 "This cut from the whirlybird to them standing and spinning is jarring as hell" That's because they aren't actually dancing, like every other part of the movie we're seeing cuts between Elly's perception and reality.

[@Diggy22]

And this is why I’m glad that The Beekeeper was a good alternative to this for a rental.

[@bonoki3870]

o i also had issues with the oil skating gun scene. she definitely would not have finished clean

[@TheFalsePrime]

The fact that I didnt know this exsisted even after watching the trailer should tell you something

[@TheWarmachine375]

*"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!"*

[@jamesrogers8501]

Neck twisting angle of ergonomic doom is actually hilarious

[@ianlister7333]

was that house, the one we saw in The Hittmans Bodyguard?

[@badatgaming9905]

13:16 there are multiple places named London including one just a few hours away from me which happens to have a decent number of tourist attractions and a university so this clarification is absolutely valid.

[@MAZZ0Murder]

I like how Pitch Meeting handled getting shot in the heart. It's just the part that doesn't matter XD

[@alexopia9638]

My mom made me and my brother and dad watch this movie and we all three went harder on this movie then cinema sins did the whole time

[@oompie815]

33 minutes!! Even Fast and the Furious didn't got to this length of sins.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

A whole half hour? We're blessed

[@WilliamButtlicker]

You mean cursed

[@xelthos2051]

Kind of want to see the Wachowski sisters do a skittles comercial now.

[@thelittlehooer]

That's just Speed Racer.

[@thegameczar]

Dying in "Impossible Mission" on the C64 was the best laugh of the day! Well, I guess I'd better stay awhile, stay FOREVER!

[@catbert2412]

Ok so she got her hands on the master file wouldn’t you immediately send that to I don’t know EVERYONE?

[@dang124gaming]

9:40 you know its a good video when this clip comes up

[@Harvester4509]

The ‘Ha’ for each bullet actually made me laugh. It’s been a while since I’ve laughed during one of these. Thanks? See you on th3birdman vid 😂

[@doubleRpR]

Every aspect of this movie is chaos. And not in a good way.

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

10:38 He's listening for hollow areas and/or loose floorboards to find a hidden compartment.

[@criticitizen8749]

She said "Barry, book a flight to London!" All I heard was "KEVIIIIIIIIIN" 😂

[@sarawolos6051]

😂😂😱😱😱😂😂

[@MsNonblonde]

Even with all the sins, this is the perfect movie to watch on a long flight

[@brianwarren5140]

Do the waterboy next

[@stanley.le.crookshank]

this is what happens when your script writer’s credits include the fourth ice age film and the hugh jackman peter pan film that you forgot existed

[@Enterprising_Aim]

I completely missed the locket reveal watching the movie with my wife. Having Heisenberg walk through the hotel door with an ice bucket was a much, /much/ harder hit. So I'm kinda glad I missed that bit.

[@HOLO_Enjoyer]

The mp5k having sights then not having them was great

[@Jimvanhise]

You have the guts to do what Honest Trailers will not. How can they avoid this film while going after films which came later, like Twisters?

[@linnoff]

I was ready for this movie to be over when they got to the Division base, but it continued another 30ish minutes. That's also about when all of the action scenes went completely off the rails. I would have given the movie before that point a B or B-, but that last half hour took it down to a C or D

[@422325]

How convenient, I just watched the Pitch Meeting for this movie about a week ago.

[@rmannayr2129]

LOL SPY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mcdonalds5972]

I'm sorry what do you mean 33 minutes

[@Cryojin]

Great vid. .....BUT!... you bastard.... actually reminding me that I played Impossible Mission AND that scream. Took me back to a frustrating time in the 80s when I sucked at video games. 😂

[@88porpoise]

13:16 You joke, but I did know someone who accidentally booked a flight to London, Ontario instead of England. They realized it pretty quick after, but it was a fun day.

[@bengilbert2459]

I never finished this movie, I’ve fallen asleep all 4 times I tried

[@ANDYWOUNDSABRXS]

24:21 - Also also, the angle of the shot looks like its very different to how she shot Sam through the heart which would make it a very different trajectory!! DING!

[@AnnemaGomez]

Your videos are solid, keep up the good work

[@FlyAtAnyCost]

My boyfriend and I watched this tripping on mushrooms and seeing this review makes me realize we did the right thing. We had a blast 😂

[@maxdiamond2693]

This and the Hitman’s Bodyguard both had entertaining trailers. Seeing them both, I looked forward to watching the films. And both times, I was let down.

[@purplex_purple7717]

Proof that spending millions of well known actors does make it better or more enjoyable

[@tf2thespy]

"these division dudes, they come in waves" Tom Clancy

[@tomjohnston3914]

My wife fucking hated this from the multi-coloured smoke scene on. I liked it, but definitely hated it by the oil skating scene.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

5:57 *or, 2 hours and 20 minutes if we're precisely measuring the runtime for this film. (yes, ik the runtime for this film is 2 hours and 19 minutes, but I'm just rounding off the 19 minutes to make it 20)

[@Krissy_R]

Love specifically the writer who came up with the line "this looks like the armory at Sesame Street"

[@Think666_]

Shocked it's under an hour.

[@daylenjackson9996]

I knew it'd be good when I saw how long the video was