Everything Wrong With Fast Five In 18 Minutes Or Less

Fast Five, the movie that heard you thought the last one was stupid and set out to show you what stupid really looks like.
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[@ADWPFF]

Should've done a sin for the bus flip, not just because no prisoners died, but because all alive prisoners waited there to be caught by police instead of make a run for it!

[@jaketheberge1970]

I suppose they were all very injured in the physics free bus crash, but its not mentioned so.....reasons?

[@Dripdry74]

A bus full of prisoners actually happened in real life and all but 1 criminals stayed to help out.

[@rashaadhaines9770]

Lol where the hell were they gonna go?

[@isaquepazdasilva8752]

Rashaad Haines fuck run!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dragonstormx]

Lets not forget the innocent bus driver who was no doubt killed in the crash.

[@dcv2009]

Bonus round: +1 sin every time The Rock is sweating buckets while everyone around him is dry.

[@Thejordanenthusiast]

D.C.V. I thought it was all the baby oil he puts on. 😂😂😂

[@jupiterjones3789]

That comes from the steroids he's taking

[@azultarmizi]

"...the bus flips, the car sticks and Brian lives" best line lmaooo

[@nokturn882]

"...The Porsche sped, The Porsche hits, Brian lives... oh wait."

[@piccoloatburgerking]

@@nokturn882 _OOF_

[@ryanricks3002]

@@piccoloatburgerking "whoops" !

[@Xpert-XP]

Best line but for really tho how did he still survive after an impact like that

[@Honestbballfan]

@@Xpert-XP honestly the back would have been caved

[@albinorhino1313]

“It’s easy to look badass when these bad guys are idiots.” That sums up about every action movie in history. Well said

[@tammyforbes2101]

Albino Rhino honestly most bar people are idiots. And the few that ain’t are smart enough you want know about them see how that works?

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

Except a number of the movies that follow the bad guys.

[@albinorhino1313]

Aumjaya Kishatriya Touché

[@raeesismail1262]

R u stupid fast five is 🔥🔥. Just go watch ur Star Trek 🙄

[@beastmasterbg]

Its like playing a video game with bots. Of course you'd be the best

[@BRNardy]

You should have given a hundred sins for the train scene, because it takes place in a desert. There are no deserts in Brazil.

[@BRNardy]

Well, you got your point. But Maranhão is located all the way up north east of the country, and the movie takes place in Rio, which is located in the south east area (I live in this area by the way)

[@drsquirrel3743]

+Kakeyio the looks match but if you read the wiki page it says occasionally flooded

[@rodrigodavet7512]

Devin Witt but still, that train and the cliff they fall at the end of the scene are some major bullshit

[@StormShadow567]

Hey.... Is nobody gonna point out that there are indeed deserts in brazil. However there are no desserts there.

[@alfredojoselito5108]

Thereza actually one desert i guess. let me check It.

[@adamfernandes4312]

This movie series is alive just so that Tyrese can earn his paychecks

[@mrdavid9769]

True.

[@paulpincemin5700]

And he huuuuungry.

[@dreworta2775]

Paul pince lmao he hungryyyyy

[@davidjumah9522]

Adam Fernandes 😂😂😂😂

[@javierarias424]

Fast Five intro ripped off Nowhere To Run intro

[@funwithtropes69]

15:09 *10 years later in F9: The Fast Saga, they've now attached magnets in their cars to mess with cars, mobile phomes, bikes, trucks, power lines, and the police department who were just doing their job.* Crazy how time flies.

[@bowens9211]

You kids so very very desperate for attention lol. What happened to your parents? Lol

[@Jotil]

Not only that, there's a long lost sibling that nobody heard about right out of the last line of this video... Jeremy's been writing the scripts for Fast&Furious all this time!!!? :O

[@mbindambinde3177]

tbf he did take a sin off when they pulled a car through the store into the truck/lorry

[@jerseymade8000]

Don't forget, they put a car into space and "drove" it.

[@han090]

The 4 cards being identical is exactly why it would be a GOOD race, because then it's actually about your driving skills.

[@alexsupertramp4907]

I know right? This dude has no clue about cars

[@celticwind4122]

Or just shifting skill at that point. Actually why would they have manual police cars they should all be automatic.

[@alexsupertramp4907]

@@celticwind4122 drag racing is not only about shifting dude🙄 especially with 400hp cars

[@--__6725]

Celtic Wind you wouldn’t believe in most parts of the world they only drive manual not many countries have automatics

[@affenpoop8848]

@@celticwind4122 its only the us where they drive automatics all the time.

[@handsomesquidward6153]

You forgot to sin the fact that Dom, a Thug from LA who is good at driving was able to beat Luke Hobbs a highly trained special forces agent in a fist fight.

[@syd_jzx100]

Antonio Alvarez it was just for the plot. In reality, Dwayne would destroy him

[@SkyReviewsNet]

Charisma That's the point. Have you forgotten what channel you're on?

[@JaelinBezel]

Simple: that's because Dom's got Protagonist Privileges. The same thing that allows his car to drag around a ten-ton vault by itself and emerge from a large bus crashing unscathed. Hobbs is not yet one of the good guys so he's at an automatic disadvantage.

[@Soul-of-the-Dragon]

No Protagonist privileges put a street fighter up against someone like Hobbs, Growing up the way Dom did, going to Lompoc, a high security prison where I guarantee were a few fights, surviving Lompoc, getting into other Street fights, meanwhile Hobbs is basically an over qualified Security Guard.

[@JaelinBezel]

Did you know the actors that play the main protagonists have it in their contracts that they are not allowed to lose a fight on-screen?

[@TylerMcVeigh1]

My question is, why the hell is Dwayne Johnson drowning in his own sweat the whole time? I know it's Brazil and all, but if you are sweating like that, you need to see a doctor....

[@dallass194]

***** Beautiful

[@primitive8733]

Dude ikr ....there was scenes in which he walked to his crew and told them....let's go hunting yet he was sweating niagra falls

[@Statalyzer]

"I know it's Brazil and all" You answered your own question.

[@icp7201]

To be fair, there is some tim in the year in which temperatures in Rio go over 30 degrees Celsius daily. Sometimes they can over 40. It's really hot there.

[@diegofrancisco7900]

Statalyzer I am from Brazil, it's pretty hot and stuff, but don't explain all the The Rock's sweat. None of the others characters are sweating like this.

[@reach17-CH]

"This just went from 'Mission Impossible' to 'mission in-frickin'-sanity'" Says the guy who would later drive into space and crash into a satellite in orbit

[@multiverse_media2023]

Earn that paycheck, Tyrese.

[@alexreilly6121]

He really hates HBO.

[@micah4029]

I love that he unknowingly sort of guessed some elements from F9 back in this video: the magnet and a long-lost sibling.

[@Zenslayer666]

Remember when Fast & Furius was about street races?

[@LtWollynips]

Whats this "Street racing" that your talking about

[@LawrenceElliott]

No, the series has always been about Brian being a cop who turns over into the illegal underground racing scene/heist crew that torretto is the big boss of.

[@February54]

Dr. Plague It's kind of a story how they graduated from street racers to professional heist masters :D They grew up and realized they won't make enough money by just racing. Remember what Brian said to Dom in the first movie? There is now way to pay for cars like that by doing tune ups and selling groceries. And street racing :D

[@NitroFlairBlitz127]

I wasn't really street racing. It was more of cops busting racers

[@Zenslayer666]

Raghav Prabakaran In street races

[@miguelfreitas3816]

man, i'm lucky i live in brazil, i can go to rio's non-existent desert and take a non-existent train to talk to brazilians who speak like they live in Portugal and see the non-existent police chargers protect the city

[@XingaBoy098]

Miguel Freitas What about the non existent car meets with supercars and everything? Oh boy they are so good

[@miguelfreitas3816]

Xinga Boy indeed

[@anairconditioner8685]

Miguel Freitas DING

[@sebagarcia1780]

how about the Direct TV dishes?

[@DeGaddamJp]

For that you need to go to the Rio Piedras town in Puerto Rico.

[@mariannamckenzie7854]

I want to point out at 11:20 when Dom says “This is Brazil”: Brazil and the U.S have an extradition treaty!

[@xMRxZEROx]

*"Oh shit, Tyrese dragged this movie into this shit, didn't he?"* LMFAO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jodinereyes1031]

Statham still in the mecanic

[@jodinereyes1031]

But in blitz

[@MrSupercrazyllama]

Does anyone else hear the CinemaSins ding in their head when they watch a movie and they notice a sin?

[@shadow_stalkerr1444]

Yes and I call out the sin too

[@TaaviSimson]

This movie is without a sin DING

[@MrSupercrazyllama]

John West *Unrealistic explosion in avengers in theater* *stands up* DING BITCH DING

[@Porque1000]

***** No. You're obsessed.

[@MrSupercrazyllama]

Porque need some pepper with that salt?

[@servid23]

Ludacris went from organizing street races to a complete tech genius. That shit really bothers me!

[@srosemyers11]

Sergio Rocha he also ridged cars and what not which is how he made the other portion of his money besides street racing, but computer tech that part gets new.

[@Paulafan5]

They all went from street racing thieves to combat specialists. Also, their cars use cheat codes making them invulnerable to damage.

[@analisecleopatra5295]

whatever bro he took a programming class

[@slurch]

and also releasing an album in 2001 which this crew just so conveniently enjoyed at a house party

[@babyskadiproductions]

Thats... Ludacris

[@jimrodriguez7640]

Can’t believe you missed the fact that 2 of the 4 police Chargers turned into totally different cars. The ones Brian and Dom were driving while pulling the vault were gen 6 chargers, totally different from the gen 7 police chargers they stole. And when did they have time to paint them and add push bumpers?

[@airsoul366]

That last line... "Probably her sister, a long lost previously unknown sister no one conveniently knew about" Yall made this 5 years agp and predicted John Cena's role. How? Lmao

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

At the time, he was kidding.

[@geminibynature8486]

I bet he didn't see that coming!!

[@diamondbeauty88]

*Cinemasins ding* 😂😂😂😂

[@lacamaradeoscarfarina]

Also shaw ‘s sister in hobbs and shaw

[@Feedingtheponys]

He also predicted the magnets at15:10 hahahaha

[@liltito1519]

You should add 10 sins every time they say "one last time"

[@holyfuckingshitthisusernam4493]

+Total Blackness666 You mean one last ride ? Because every ride is fucking one last ride ...

[@liltito1519]

Holy fucking shit this username is so god danm long. I didn't know usernames can be this long! So you're if someone's riding a horse, it will be his last?

[@javisoprano1010]

Lil Tito Brian’s hair went from blonde to dark brown unexplained 😂😂😆

[@Zubinina]

His hatred of Tyrese is that hilarious: "I'm beginning to wonder if you even deserve to keep earning those paycheck."

[@adamjacobholness7143]

oh god zubin god forsakin hill

[@MrSandroengland]

Seriously guys, what does Tyrese brings to this franchise besides average comic relieve!?

[@dominicgarrison9710]

@@MrSandroengland the comic relief is good enough for him to bring cuz most of the shit he say is fucking hilarious 😂

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@dominicgarrison9710 only someone with the name Dom could find anyone or anything in these movies INENTIONALLY funny, cause the movies as a whole are an accidental comedy routine.

[@fabianmarshall4120]

@@MrSandroengland well he was actually a nice character in the 2nd one but Vin returning made him side show guy

[@Sinatracaoba]

When pulling the safe, the safe spins a shit load of times but some how straightens out with the cables never tangled 😂 DING

[@aumjaya7686]

So, I guess Vin listened to the part about the magnetized safe, since they did the magnets thing for Fast 9?

[@WhiteVastNinja]

That prison bus flipping with NO CASUALTIES is EXTRA BULLSHIT since buses have no seat belts...

[@StapledArsonist]

+CellPerfectForm Some do.

[@fireduponna]

+Alex ann Prison buses don't have seat belts. 90% Of city metro buses don't either. That wreck would've killed some people if not all.

[@syd_jzx100]

That Dude Who Hunts All the Time prison busses have the chains on the ground that connect to the handcuffs, so if anything a lot of them should be dead.

[@crocodilerock4662]

Skynet Cyborg you're in the wrong comment section with comments like that friendo

[@MCG55SS]

if you like this movie you are in the wrong comment section

[@NoHandle44]

They should have sinned the fact that when the crew rob the first cash house they BURN THE MONEY. From what the movie said, all the cash houses have $10,000,000 each. So they just burned someone's pay cut. Hope it was Tyrese's.

[@shadycharacters1934]

SwiftBlade4 around ten mil probably less

[@brianb900]

Yeah there went the $100,000,000 they were supposed to split.

[@Abbaschand]

It's about sending a message.

[@iJaxy10]

Farhan Suyitno you missed the point

[@charlescooks9360]

so they just lessen the cut

[@DosboxLetsPlay]

"...This is the moment when the stars of The Pacifier and Tooth Fairy FINALLY squared off!" I'm literally dying of laughter. :D :D

[@cornchip2074]

7:30 “eventually they’ll be joined by the expendables” Jason Stathum in furious 7 and fate of the furious, an actor in the expendables

[@Rob_Thorsman]

You're complaining about them racing identical cars when they steal the cop cars? If the cars are identical, then the best driver will win. It makes perfect sense to me.

[@mrnqr2001]

That's if the car is manual. Would make more sense for pursuit vehicles to have high stall automatics

[@gakk8658]

Yeah, if you're driving a sensible family car. Once you get into drag race level torque/weight ratios the driver has to do a shit ton of work to keep the car from flying off the road and killing him or her, let alone getting the fastest time out of the car.

[@MRHenHen]

Robert Silvers 😂

[@FedericoLucchi]

Gakk 86 they are racing automatic police Chargers, probably so heavy with equipment they can't even do a burnout without brakes. The race as it is depicted in the movie makes no sense.

[@DrSlasher]

Plus they aren't identical. For some reason Dom's Charger has a supercharger while the others don't

[@SirKnightSurefireTactics]

9:04 The toilets explode, yet the urinals don't from the bomb

[@pranveersingh7708]

ding!

[@gaurangpednekar5867]

How about the time when the safe rotates, but the cables are not twisted? That has to be worth 3 sins, since it happens many times.

[@shawklan27]

*Ding

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

14:35 Jeremy, you’re quite correct to assume that two Dodge Chargers wouldn’t be enough to pull ten tonnes of safe out of a concrete wall. Even if they had enough torque between the two of them to pull that kind of weight, the tyres are spinning on the surface as they’re tugging on the cables so they actual amount of force they’re having is greatly diminished by the lack of friction. Basically, those rear tyres are going to burst long before the wall does.

[@weedmastersr]

Those two Chargers have more than enough power to pull 10 tones. It's just a matter of grip of the tires and traction.

[@zaydhaque9090]

@@weedmastersr They don't they aren't even hellcats, there's no way 2 chargers can pull a 10 ton safe, most pickup trucks cant even do that

[@weedmastersr]

@@zaydhaque9090 Yes, they can. A car can pull a plane. Tow ratings are not based on engine power and have no relevance here. You've obviously never been to Europe where you have 120 HP trucks carrying over 4 tons or 400 HP trucks carrying over 10 tons. Those were SRT Chargers, had 430 HP at the time and around 600 Nm of torque. So they have at least 860 HP and 1200 Nm of torque between them. It would mostly be an issue of traction. Those Chargers already have limited slip differentials from the factory. already have We're talking about street racers so could easily install low range gearboxes made for pulling, etc. It's definitely possible. Just not very realistic crashing through buildings and all that.

[@zaydhaque9090]

@@weedmastersr I've been to europe, and I have 100% seen it, but also those trucks have waaaaaay more torque than a charger, and anyway, there's no way you can pull it out of a wall, especially since they were losing traction, it's not possible, simple as that

[@sadrootbeer]

@@zaydhaque9090 its funny because that is an actual 9000lb safe and not cg. Alot of the final scene was practical. The only time it went cg was for the end where it swung Doms car around. And even part of that was still practical

[@faraikamusoko9711]

Little did Jeremy know, his magnate joke would spark GENIUS for F9 writers 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boyankovachev7982]

I'm here for that comment

[@hmmwhatshisface]

*Magnet*, A magnate is a person of rank, power, influence, or distinction.

[@ninaamaral4434]

Thing you've missed: 1. The "portuguese" they speak is actually closer to spanish than brazilian portuguese 2. Rio doesn't have anything even remotely similar to that train. 3. The satelite antenas on the favela, however, is quite real.

[@BlitzJR69]

True but I’m pretty sure Jordana Brewster who plays Mia has Brazilian Nationality but I can understand what she’s saying because of my family speaks European Portuguese

[@ninaamaral4434]

@@BlitzJR69 She has one brazilian parent, but I actually AM brazilian and I'm telling you that what they speak is more like spanish than portuguese

[@BlitzJR69]

Nina Amaral okay then maybe she is speaking European Portuguese

[@pedrosilvamusician]

@@BlitzJR69 Portuguese here, Nina is right. She does not sound anything close to portuguese

[@BlitzJR69]

Pedro Silva Yh I know it could also be she was born in Panama and they speak Spanish

[@chadbaptiste4227]

"It says 'Caucasian'" "It's a tan. You know, a tan?" Jesus Christ.

[@philipmijburgh6388]

It was a joke for fuck's sake

[@xrizbira]

Philip Mijburgh the whole film is a joke

[@fardimnazir666]

Pathetic ikr

[@kiprandom7208]

Tyrese is great

[@titanofwar93]

funniest scene in the movie if you ask me lol

[@TheStevieb1983]

I like to come back to this Cinemasins period. This was your best work IMO

[@crvm2295]

8:18 Earn that paycheck Tyrese

[@GETEMBEAU81]

Why, in these movies is the rock in a state of perpetual sweat?

[@Paulafan5]

I think he read the script, that's why he's sweating.

[@IllusArt]

Lmao

[@VodkaSoda]

Baby oil helps make the muscles look more thick and vascular

[@jones6613]

He’s always sweating

[@606danco]

Is rio not a hot area and also maybe he sweat alot by doing nothing in the sun it happens i dont know

[@redhood_96]

I don't know about you guys, but this is my favorite movie in the franchise!

[@TheGeorgyP]

wow, doesn't say much about the franchise

[@redhood_96]

Baby Cheeseus your point is?...

[@santelfon1]

J.D. Cantu His point is bad franchise..

[@robbiecarter9241]

I don't enjoy them but good for you!

[@Formulka]

spotted an Isaac Newton hater

[@phobic1818]

Nobody: CinemaSins: Suddenvenientcliché

[@Ranger8744]

Probably THE FUNNEST AND MUST INTERESTING VIDEO I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!! GREAT JOB!😂😂😂

[@ps5056]

The train sequence is definetly not in Brasil. DING

[@avinbastian413]

ok

[@yurixmax]

Truth, never even heard of a train working in the last 14 years, we do have subway but just in like 2 major cities and that is all(i might be wrong, don't quote me on that). And they never could run that fast on our streets, going in normal speeds already break or cars.

[@hookoffthejab1]

RedLupus and there's no deserts in Brazil except for that one Sand dune place

[@tomhuston9428]

You definitely misspelled Brazil

[@nikolasdaniel8755]

"Brasil" is the way we spell it in brazil...

[@thelonelywolf88]

YEAH! Earn that paycheck, Tyrese! XD I'm done

[@VincentWest19]

I love these videos, especially when I am having a rough day. Always a good laugh. Can you do Under Siege?

[@michelreddog9713]

"meanwhile, security at a souped-up cop car mecca is extremely lax. They probably fed the dogs steaks, slipped the guards sleeping pills in their coffee, and found a way for security cameras to not exist." I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnstriker480]

"The Pacifier & the Tooth Fairy finally square off!" LOL!

[@N7Tigger]

You missed that super cop Paul Walker closes his eyes every time he fires his gun.

[@wevinkatson4800]

lol

[@matthewmashl7154]

Actually, thats how your supposed to fire a weapon. You blink to clear your eyes from water that gets shaken around when you fire

[@obyone878]

No, that's not how it works. If you blink when you're firing a weapon, you are flinching. And you should not be flinching when firing a gun. It's very difficult to avoid flinching though, so it's not unusual to think someone would, even after training.

[@sEaNoYeAh]

To give himself more of a challenge

[@thetreoman]

Someone time stamp “earn that paycheck” in all these videos for me

[@michaelcoffey4543]

16:27 how didn’t the guy see Brian stood behind Dom and even hear him drive back towards them 😂😂

[@77Airsoft77]

I'm brazilian, and that is real 13:27. Poor people here have cable TV, they steal the sign with something named "gato". That's us

[@Yadiel-br8iw]

Also the fact that this movie wast shot in Brazil but Puerto Rico

[@captaintalon4485]

Damn The Rock is huge! I think he's bigger than his truck!

[@geoffrey111995]

And more bald than my balls!

[@thelonesage3146]

Geoffrey111995's HD Productions XD HA

[@TacoMastersAssociation]

Geoffrey111995's HD Productions The Rock now reminds me of greasy fries I get from McDonalds.

[@AlexisStreams]

CaptainTalon448 i guess no one notices that THAT truck HOBBS drives is in GTA V

[@geoffrey111995]

Bullet-Sky O'Connor Because no one gives a shit about that.

[@Mickeykaline]

Any movie tyrese is in I just wait for the “earn that paycheck” line lol

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

12:04 it's not the car, it's the driver. I know, I worked as part of the crew for my grandparents' racing team in a small town race event for a season and our driver kept beating the guy that bought the car from them that they used the season before and spent a pretty good amount of money upgrading it.

[@CarlDraper]

Wow, I've only actually seen the first and second movies, but it amazes me how each new movie just raises the stakes in ridiculousness.

[@TW0K]

The last heist was beyond absurd.

[@brianstraight9308]

I swear, by the 10th movie they're going to be racing their cars into space in order to hijack the ISS and then surf it out of orbit, crash into a desert, and they're all going to do it to steal a special flavor of Hot Pocket.

[@Erigorn]

Brian Straight I'd watch that.

[@1011wrestlemania]

Watch the first 3 The rest did not happen.

[@rudraparikh7336]

On that bridge, Dom and Brian could've ditched the empty safe and drove off in their overpowered cars instead of making Newton turn in his grave.

[@jarrettowens2258]

Hey I like that scene. What do you expect? It's in the script.

[@zaynefulcher8601]

They wanted the antagonist ( I forgot his name ) dead. That’s the whole reason they didn’t just leave.

[@masterofinsanity2664]

You’re a bit late to the party, he turned in his grave 10 minutes ago!

[@vickpena5265]

Dear dudes at Cinemasins, I have never watched the Fast and the furious series, but these reviews of yours are the best thing I have seen in my life...I am laughing hard, at work, using earphones, people is looking at me and I do not care!

[@bigesca5716]

Lol dude this vids are awesome 👌🏻 nice work

[@KeesaRenee]

All those satellite TV dishes on the roof in the poor part of town? That's actually very realistic. I've seen 48-inch flat-screen TVs in shacks made of tin in Peru. So, maybe just sin reality.

[@DannyFinest]

For some reason i feel Fast 6 is gunna have alot more sins

[@NotReallyHere296]

the runway scene alone will have more sins then this video

[@Sid.Sampat]

he's already done that one

[@DannyFinest]

He did?

[@taylorewalters]

Swagule Mihawk i love this franchise but that god damn runway scene....

[@NotReallyHere296]

this comment was a mistake too many notifications

[@jadenkennington9058]

the vault safe was actually a real stunt, with real property damage

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

This was the first Cinemasins video I ever watched. Still massively entertaining

[@jupiterjones3789]

So you came here too, because they were featured in the Honest Trailer for Fast Five?

[@ps5056]

I'm brazilian and I can't understand what the hell they are talking in portuguese, I bet Dom wouldn't either.

[@arnoldrivas4590]

Oh man if that is the case, then the movie failed with that. Damn that sucks. And joaquim da Alameda is Portuguese for God's sake!

[@MSXGamer01]

+Arnold Rivas Yes, the movie did indeed fail with that one simple task. Half the lines they say in "Portuguese" sound so bad in their "accent" that they actually sound nothing like what their subtitled translations would have you believe they mean. Hence, why understanding Dom and Mia took way too long

[@arnoldrivas4590]

***** Man that sucks. And I liked the movie too XD

[@SWHalo2]

Is Brazilian Portuguese much different than Portuguese Portuguese?

[@NeiasaurusCreations]

+BMAN48877 So.. Which one is unintellgible? I'm just asking for research purposes, not because I want to get you all sorts of hate... Nope, never that. I'm a good person.

[@GGLN90]

Hey CinemaSins. You have not noticed, that Gisele, took the imprint of the left hand of Reyes, while he opens the Deposit Box with his right hand! This error is worth at least 1000 of sins! If you do not believe me regarded the movie again. P.S the right part of the body is asymmetrical with the left, with no exceptions for hands, so they could not open the Deposit Box with fingerprints in their possession! Sorry for my English

[@Somemighty]

Interesting point most don't think of. I didn't. Even if you don't know about asymmetry, it still does not make sense. Are they going to apply the print as is, with the thumb on the wrong side? Are they going to mirror the print? Even my cap sits uneven on my head, because my ears are uneven.

[@LW-tt1nl]

Good point. Maybe they can flip it on the computer. Happy Holidays ☕

[@alexpena4091]

Id imagine it wouldmt matter wether it was hisnleft or right hand as long as a fingerprint his fingerprint were scanned Which i thought of this instead of using fingerprint scanner use like a voice scanner probably better cause with a fingerprint thing as we saw doent tale much to get someone palm but a voice scanner every part of the voice being said would have to be right

[@nupsi13que]

It’s so funny that you called the car magnets all the way back in this video LMAO F9 was like a live action cartoon

[@georgebrooks4292]

The fact that the character of Hobbs was originally written for Tommy Lee Jones makes me wonder if the Fugitive sin was coincidental or intentional.

[@miguelangellicea2702]

Last job my ass

[@MartinDrkos]

Accounted for doesn't mean survived.

[@JJtoob]

***** I think his point is that even if there were corpses, it doesn't suddenly make them unaccounted for.

[@lahire149]

Martin Drkoš I agree. This "sins" for Fast 5 is not well made. Many of the things are accounted for that are called out here...

[@AlteraFGO1]

I love your videos. I can't resist, but wow I never watched these movies before.

[@KanyeT1306]

How about the fact that just before the drag race with the Police cars, they decided to mention the heist they're planning whilst using the megaphones and broadcast they're criminal activities all over Rio.

[@skepticallypwnd]

No sin for Vin Diesel beating up the Rock?!

[@KnightsaysNi]

Of course not, because he's Vin f*cking Diesel! ;)

[@WhoaBuddyOfficial]

I was waiting for it the entire time, but alas....

[@TaaviSimson]

Paper always beats rock. Haven`t you played this game before?

[@gonaedeath2]

Muscle and power are two different things. They're both big and ripped. He could probably win in a fight with the rock. Its not like if he was skinny and never worked out.

[@zakbrandsinc]

gonaedeath2 Nah Vin Diesel doesn't seem like much of a "powerhouse" to me, especially compared to the Rock.

[@julialokay3456]

You can not drive ANYWHERE in Brasil with out killing your car even at less then normal speed. The biggest highway in Brasil goes at 20miles an hour and the fact that there is traffic NO MATTER THE TIME plus the fact that potholes are everywhere to the point you can barley call it. A road

[@julialokay3456]

So *ding ding ding ding

[@jdog12363]

nice one

[@tobznoobs]

well julia, they made NY and LA look like ghost towns even in the middle of the day, which is absurd. Even lalaland had more accurate LA traffic than this franchise.

[@joekerr5172]

Yup, sounds like a real shithole, just like i imagined.

[@alipridegaming1804]

Jokes about giant magnets and long lost family members, little did he know how true it would become.

[@deadballz1ooo742]

Nope he didn't say anything about electromagnetic device or power

[@MrRedtaco11]

I forgot I seen this movie. Thanks for making it better.

[@IanWilliamsRebelstudiosgaming]

Fast and furious meets the expendables. It would be shit, but I would watch it.

[@likenem]

Maybe we could get fast and Furious 2 quality.

[@212th]

I wouldn't XD

[@seanblack1320]

The physics would be thrown so out of control with that crossover the characters will just be floating the whole time.

[@MrMrfatman5]

Yeah the next expendables needs to have Paul walker.... Too soon?

[@asimplecartoonist3898]

***** with rockets

[@xpeter1000]

You forgot the sin " deserts like the one in the train heist Scene do not exist in Rio"

[@andrzejwanoski86]

Eric Adrien And there's no such thing like "passenger train" in Brazil for over 150 years. As am I a brazilian, this movie made me laugh my viscera out. No one lives after entering in a favela without permission of the drug lord.

[@xpeter1000]

Nova Andrew só o bope huebrhuebrhueheu

[@hardwirecars]

Nova Andrew whats a favela?

[@xpeter1000]

hardwirecars Brazilian slums

[@DBMWM3GTR]

This channel is the best!! ❤😂😂😂😂

[@ricksprings]

One of my favorite Cinema Sins, God Bless Fast5!!

[@MarsGundam]

This movie series, if stupid tween girls have Twilight, stupid teen boys and street racers have Fast and the Furious. Two mind numbing series that leave anyone with a brain after viewing saying, "What the fuck did I just sit through?!"

[@TheInsaniacGuy]

MarsGundam And you what the response will be? - "F*cking awesomeness." You're welcome ;)

[@nudl3Zz]

you are kind of right but the fast movies are good at stupid action but the twilight movies are not good at romance

[@jokubast6395]

nudl3Zz For girls they are, obviously, considering its ridiculous popularity. Fast&Furious is very much like Twilight in the sense that it's made as the common boy's wet dream, without making any sense on its own.

[@nudl3Zz]

Konanas Winfieldas Have you seen a twilight movie? they are so unromantic^^ I have nothing against good romantic movie but they are just awful :-D

[@nudl3Zz]

***** no, it actually makes sense but transformes would actually be a better comparison because it is also pretty bad like twilight

[@dracson237]

I actually respect Tyrese since he keeps getting big checks for average acting. He must be doing something right if he's in that high of a demand.

[@chris_michael_s]

I suppose you also think the same of a terrible quarterback making tons of money ? Racecar divers? Etc? Good for that person, but also makes a mockery of the art and causes others to want insanely high amounts of money to do better than average.

[@elisardotellez3926]

“Give me the damn veggies” 💀

[@ExploringwithJoseCalifornia]

Love your commentary

[@thegamer74717]

"Yeah! Earn that paycheck, Tyrese" I was waiting for that lol

[@JayRedGear]

Yeah, earn that paycheck, Tyrese

[@Pineapleking]

I was running around worlds on growtopia screaming that lol

[@rossman2397]

10:55 imagine if one of the characters from the old movies (like Suki from 2F2F) was on an unrelated vacation in Rio and got killed by the feds. they cant just say that if they went to brazil and knew them, they were working for toretto

[@manhuntruler2]

YOUR THE BEST LMAOO LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

[@brazilianboyfilipe13]

Bravo to you sir for not confusing Portuguese with Spanish.

[@huh968]

SupaSmokey If you feel that happens a lot in your surroundings, you are hanging out with the wrong people...

[@nudl3Zz]

they are from brazil and they speak portuguese in brazil^^ it takes no genius to no confuse it^^

[@Elyndyr]

This movie somehow makes less sense than Lucy

[@tdylan]

***** Probably because Lucy says "sci fi mumbo jumbo" to explain everything. This movie played everything completely straight.

[@jerobriggs6861]

I actually really liked Lucy. Made sense to me. But then again I am a true sci-fi fan who can grasp complex sci-fi plots. What I can't grasp is idiotic movies like these.

[@tdylan]

***** Awww! Why'd you have to go and burst his bubble? If he wants to believe he can go Super Saiyan, let him believe he can go Super Saiyan.

[@jerobriggs6861]

Actually Lucy had a lot of truth to it. Scientists have already proven that our best and brightest, like Stephen Hawking, only use 10% of their brain. Think what we could do with 100%?

[@jonathangrossman6409]

Jero Briggs You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Try looking it up sometime and you'll discover that is a myth. A disproven one.

[@bruceandrona]

What bugs me the most is that in chase scenes threw the housing district, is that no matter how many twist and turns you make. You can never lose the people chasing you. These districts can be big and worse than a maze.

[@stevenmoore4612]

Two dodge chargers weighing 3000lbs each pull a ten ton safe without giving any fucks about physics! Newton: Am I a joke to you?

[@nthgth]

If they're anything close to stock weight, try like 4200 lbs. But yeah. The tires and soon the diff would be toast before they got ten feet. The safe wasn't even on wheels, and even then, the cars wouldn't take it for very long, or get up any real speed

[@GenkiJunior]

It makes me sad that almost all movies only show the poor side of Brazil. Even when they are on Rio (one of the most beautiful states here in Brazil) and yet they insist in showing exclusively Favelas. *sigh*

[@1986Hikaru]

Genki Junior and deserts... wait... Rio de Janeiro have deserts? wut

[@GenkiJunior]

***** Actually, it is pretty cheap in Brazil.

[@JurassicLion2049]

What about Rio? You know with the Parrot. Which weirdly came out very close to when Fast Five came out.

[@hectorwhoz]

Will it make you feel better if I told you that thisisn't Brazil, it's Puerto Rico? Actually, I think that makes it worse

[@RaphaelPHorever]

Darcy Dettmann Junior no, there are no deserts in Rio. I live here and when I watched this movie, I felt really bothered by how they portrayed the city and the country. Street racing and tuning in Brazil is something really, REALLY hard to come by. Not only that, but the traffic in Rio is AWFUL. Having a car chase in broad daylight?! I don't think so.

[@rafaellima83]

The biggest sin of this movie is that most brazilian characters speak portuguese as well as I speak Chinese.

[@layerp]

Rafael Lima LMAO SO TRUE

[@Cesarser004]

Rafael Lima very rarely do characters from other nations speak their respective native languages correctly in movies.

[@devinaustin1833]

Bem mesmo

[@siyacer]

Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Yes it is, idiot.

[@siyacer]

Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Yes it fucking is, fucktard. There are just multiple versions of it.

[@kbo0406]

Remember when "the vault is magnetized" was just a throw away joke?

[@bowens9211]

Nah they stolen the idea lol. Also you kids so desperate for attention lol. Pathetic spamming lol

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@bowens9211 what would you call replying to literally anyone with an opinion that doesn’t match your own, with a reply saying something along the lines of “Attention seeking kid”. id call that Spamming, hell id even maybe think you were looking for attention in the process but i dont wanna jump any metaphorical sharks.

[@bowens9211]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Attention seeking kids always pointing anyone other than themselves lol. I ain't posting "better than the film" all over KZbin for useless likes lol.

[@samjreed7142]

Toretto: We're gonna steal ALL of Reyes' money - 2 days later... Toretto: *lights several million dollars on fire*

[@NathanielBurks]

Also Mia had a beer in her hand right after they announced they were pregnant lol

[@NathanielBurks]

Mario Badia right? Lol

[@MichaelChiklisCares]

Maybe it was pussy juice ?

[@sirfriendzone1228]

She didn't drink it. There's nothing wrong with just carrying it and I think now doctors are saying you can actually drink wine while your pregnant very early in the pregnancy.

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

What the fuck is wrong with you...

[@JoeJoe-ze1jm]

@@sirfriendzone1228 Jesus said it first. Amen

[@epramos6800]

When Toretto was sentenced, the judge sent him to Lompoc State Prison.. Lompoc is federal facility..

[@ZaneTruesdale007]

THANK YOU for pointing out that Clear And Present Danger fact! i’ve been saying that for years.

[@stephencombes1979]

"Poor, long lost, previously-unknown and dead twin sister" Funnily enough.....

[@Screenbite]

I know this video is super old. but that pacifier tooth fairy line really got me lol!

[@vash47]

about sin 118, it's like that all over south america at least, the poorest places that don't even get water or a sewage system have direct tv, it's so fucking stupid

[@kongming66]

Lol, all over the Caribbean too, tho that's because the governments are supposed to be paying for that infrastructure, while people can buy DirectTV themselves. Moving into a better neighborhood is prohibitively expensive, but a satelite TV package is somehow affordable

[@anarig97]

vash47 yeaah but they sure wouldn't have Dish. I think what he's tryna say is that wasn't Brazil in that scebe

[@marshalmathers3703]

H hi

[@erikkillmonger2778]

I feel like he should’ve added 10 sins instead of one for that “car flipping bus” scene

[@keithjohnson7893]

Six years ago cinema sins made a magnetized car joke. F9 everyone F9