Everything Wrong With Fast & Furious 6

Just in time for #7... here are the sins of Fast & Furious 6, and yes... many of them involve either a tank or a runway.
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[@BenjaminDenverstone]

”Until they need him again." You have no idea how right you are. Han is back in Fast and Furious 9.

[@OJHMOTA]

Benjamin Denverstone I was thinking the same thing lmao

[@orlanditodr]

I came to this video to comment the same thing lol, love the Sins videos on all the Fast movies

[@jsdzx]

Gizale better be in it too. And Jesse will be ultimate mastermind for the events of all 30 fast n furious movies.

[@GalihRivky]

I was planning to write the exact same comments..

[@coastaldamn8581]

”Until they need you back”

[@thebiggestfraud..]

“We don’t got physics, we got family”- whole fast and furious franchise summed up

[@Shaznit]

Phamily*

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

*Wonder Woman + Fast & Furious*

[@tasmayshah5539]

why we love it

[@jxst_cashew3924]

Correction it's actually "We don't need anything but cars because everything is possible with everyone in this family and a tuned out ride"

[@LadyOnikara]

@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite I'd watch that crossover!

[@ericdurbin2511]

You called it. “ he dies until the story needs him back”

[@rubbyrub_1899]

Eric Durbin I was about to say that 😦

[@deadballz1ooo742]

You kids are acting like you all very shocked lol. Why wouldn't they bring him back? Lol letty was brought back lol.

[@mattpedone6649]

I cannot wait until they do F9. I loved it, but it is soooo ripe for CinemaSins. Including the retcon of Han's death.

[@Nightswarmer]

They didn't even NEED him! Literally anyone could have taken Han's place! Literally! Anyone! Even some completely random dude! I love Han and I wasn't even happy that he was back! It fucking STOMPED on ANY emotional value his death had for me and the crew..

[@bowens9211]

He wasn't even talking about Han lol. You kids are so deaf lol

[@mr.blademonktravels1880]

I love it when he says "Earn that paycheck Tyrese."

[@RisingJake]

A movie can be all about silly fun and still retain it's sense, I believe. When a tank decimates every car on a highway except for the important car that SLOWS THE TANK DOWN just to deliver a thrill, it becomes that much more difficult for every viewer to still have fun watching.

[@suwatsaksri7191]

Especially when the main cast seems invincible at that point

[@RisingJake]

***** I mean the further an individual has to go to suspend their disbelief and enjoy the movie, dig?

[@SirIzzyBlack]

RisingJake One day you will see an action flick that's 100% accurate. And you will hate it because it won't be at all interesting. It's fantasy that makes action movies enjoyable. That's why superhero movies are so popular. I don't think a car slowing down a tank is anymore ridiculous than a guy getting superpowers from a radioactive spider.

[@DaveyDDial1]

Robin Williams Here's the difference... This isn't a superhero movie lol. If they gave Dom a fucking cape, put his underwear over his jeans and had him turn back time by flying around the Earth super fast I wouldn't be complaining. A superhero movies entire basis is impossible shit done by super powerful beings, these movies have become impossible shit done by completely and totally normal humans with nothing to explain how they can stop a 70 ton tank with a mustang.

[@TheAEStudios]

Robin Williams The difference is that when seeing a spider-man film (or any superhero/ sci-fi/ fantasy film) you already know you need to suspend disbelief. Its like accepting a hypothetical situation. In an action film like the fast and the furious that is supposed to take place in the normal world you don't go into the film with that idea. This makes any separation from reality much more difficult to accept for lots of people. Well that's my theory anyway.

[@SeriouslyMikey]

I feel I am the only person who cant understand a thing Vin Diesel says.

[@megasean3000]

SeriouslyMikey *[Incoherent mumbling]*

[@AntonChigurh-]

***** Just say the obvious. ''My English isn't very good''.

[@BLVCKxvSCVLE]

SeriouslyMikey he always sounds like hes about to fall asleep

[@thetigerking2971]

Vin's talking: Gruba Groba Gala Gele raga raga burga burga dugaga dugoga

[@SuperLordGaming]

ÆRØ ŒM He probably is tired all the time lol.

[@BigMouthPrick33]

Funny how he mentioned Han's dead until the writers decide otherwise...Guess what Han will be back

[@isaac-dt4jw]

HES A WIZARD

[@JaeMoni]

Omg really? He's hot so I wanna see him back but also wtf!? 😂

[@e-rabbid9092]

Timestamp 1:25 Damn, it's enough to make me laugh XD

[@anthonyhenderson8371]

Vegeta IsSenpai he’s returning in F9

[@itsmrlonewolf]

At around 1:25 he’s talking about Hans girlfriend not Han, as she says about starting a life together, and then this cinema sins guy says clearly you aren’t since Tokyo drift comes after this movie and you aren’t in it! Han was obviously in Tokyo drift whereas she wasn’t, meaning she’s obviously going to die later in this film at some point!

[@mcdonalds5972]

"This entire scene means offense to me." *"Clearly, you're not a B A L L E R"* "This man's face goes way too unpunched for me."

[@rufusgreenleaf2466]

Triggered American

[@n0b0dyspecia19]

Lets face it, No body watched that runway scene without questioning the length if the actual runway.

[@emyf9194]

N0b0dySpecia1 yes!! I was cringing on that last big climax scene so much that my eyes started to hurt n my brain! too much BS on that damn endless runway!

[@JABRIEL251]

Even my friend, who is a diehard F&F fan, was wondering "How fucking long is this runway?".

[@n0b0dyspecia19]

Logical Juan LOL same here! NOBODY can deny it! XD

[@cybercoldymcphearson7338]

Anyone of you here ever seen Torque before? I personally don't know which final ride battle was worse between that movie and this.

[@samul1885]

i was wondering what country the runway ended in.

[@rubengoyma2597]

I always wonder how Tej went from a mechanic with his own garage to an expert hacker 🤔

[@BlackfeatherLegion]

Exactly how everything else happens in this franchise... Because Fuck You.

[@masonsamuels347]

Ruben Goyma "we had a life before you know me okay"

[@Real_MisterSir]

Tbh Tej was always hacking. He hacked the bridge in FF2 to lower it, dealt with the hardwired tracking in their cars, etc. The garage was just an escape room for him :)

[@thedahaka4544]

How did a mechanic woman became an mma fighter?

[@Real_MisterSir]

Not saying the movies are FLAWLESS MASTURPWEESES, but why people trying to nitpick everything? There is enough actual nitpick worthy material, what's up with these little things here and there? "How did a mechanic woman *become an mma fighter?" Well is it too far fetched to think maybe she used to take kickboxing lessons or something? She was always portrayed as a tough chick, I'd be more surprised if she didn't take martial arts classes.

[@DiamondJordy752]

'So clearly you're going to die... at least until the franchise needs you back' I'll never doubt you again!!

[@duderRechthat]

He wasnt talking about Han there..

[@hugoalmeida4757]

​@@duderRechthatwho was it about?

[@Elvisbackpack]

Anybody really, except Brian.

[@kinglee7315]

16:52 manual shifting an automatic transmission

[@adamwolfe3005]

KING LEE slap shift. Still an Automatic car. Just gives you the “standard” feel

[@CHmLgN]

What's messed up is that slap shift is a thing, but this is clearly not even set up for that. They actually had him smack an automatic shift lever just for looks.

[@jacktall4401]

Was about to comment this haha but figured someone else had to notice

[@ronigorani6847]

@@CHmLgN some cars have a sport mode when you click the shift down from D, mine has it anyway

[@gnaoneeow2551]

I think it's just self irony

[@guyonacomputer1261]

This franchise became the Saints Row of films. Opens as a cop and a bunch of Street Racers, and now they are working with the government and NATO to stop a bunch of targets? That level in of escalation requires like 10 films in normal movie land.

[@AwolGG]

lmao i agree. i played the original Saints Row years back and loved the game. then a few weeks ago i saw my nephew playing the fourth one and i couldn't believe it was related in any way. if you show Fast 1 to someone who has never watched any of the movies and then immediately show Fast 6 to them, it would be like playing pacman level 1 and then level 2 is Call of Duty. >

[@Soraking007]

You Know Me As sr was never fully serious it was a funnier weirder version of gta but the insanity that was sr3 and 4 was amazing.

[@jasonperry709]

Guy On A Computer I will now patiently wait for Fast and Furious 9, when the gang fights off an alien invasion and Vin Diesel gains super powers inside a computer simulation...

[@Kratoctavi0]

Soraking007 SR3 works because silly on serious is funny while silly on silly does not. Its to tounge in cheek That's why 3>4

[@joujou264]

These movies take themselves seriously, Saints Row does not.

[@sinclairlewis4458]

*"Their sex is made better by remembering their former lovers' deaths."* Christ almighty.

[@thehansrivera4895]

Damn. Jeremy called it at 1:26 4 years before the reveal of Han's revival from ff9

[@flamer38544]

Also also I love how dom says you dont turn your back on family, but he did to his younger brother lol.

[@MJW238]

We don’t know that until Fast 9 though.

[@samthomson7991]

@@MJW238 I would argue that would make it worse. The writer's couldn't even keep up with what they already wrote before they wrote F9.

[@GooninRaccoonin]

This is how I watch an entire movie under an hour

[@TheCalmPsycho]

6HotelBravo Yeah, that is basically how I feel as well. More entertaining as well, in some cases at least.

[@Umz15824]

6HotelBravo Me too dude xD

[@OfficialNWS]

6HotelBravo Totally. Now I can watch the next one without being lost in its intricate plot.

[@hunghuu3255]

Ciggy Bones Don't do it. The 7th is beyond stupid, trust me on this.

[@user-je7kk1mf9p]

Excatly

[@Wordless06]

I live to hear you say "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese." I can't even explain.

[@jaythemlgamer2271]

EARN THAT PAYCHECK TYRESE

[@blobbyfisherson8368]

I live to hear "better hude your baby oil" "Better hide that bigass forehead"

[@angelstar260]

“Shaw even has a screenshot from the first freaking movie”

[@pipoo5576]

It took Giselle four movies to come back, but that was a pretty good prediction nonetheless

[@ABlack-wp6yq]

I just watched F&F7, you're gonna have a field day with it.

[@TaaviSimson]

Watching F&F 7... DING

[@abdallaha92]

Uriah Knowles its fun movies that don't give a shit about plot

[@kallyb1998]

Who cares. It was an awesome movie, and the ending was beautiful. R.I.P Paul

[@Tomsfilipsons]

Jack Siesko How do the F&F series "realize how ridiculous they are"? Why would you even think that? You honestly think that less people are taking F&F seriously than are taking fucking TRANSFORMERS seriously? Where is there any evidence of F&F being tongue-in-cheek or "knowing their place"? Are all the bullshit Oprah speeches about "family" there to let us know that we shouldn't be taking any of this seriously? There is NO difference between F&F and Michael Bay. Deal with it. (Except Fast Five. That one was good.)

[@Murray_Brown]

It may even be the most unoriginal, predictable film ever, at least "the room" had some unexpected moments

[@FullDemiurge]

Wow, barely 2 days after EWW Fast 5 WE get this. That was fast... and furious.

[@HABO2210]

XD

[@brennenchappell7309]

*ding

[@TJ90041]

Roll Credits.

[@alexdouthwright7723]

FullDemiurge Earn that paycheck tyrese

[@meghals.2292]

Bu dum tss...

[@nhopkins54]

I need to know how Owen Shaw survived the fall from the plane on the runway, but Giselle didn't ????

[@feeblemonster8174]

Thanos shia lebouf used the Matrix of leadership to ressurect shaw just like he ressurrected optimus prime.

[@jimmyneutron1295]

@@feeblemonster8174 that statement made more sense than this movie

[@GraveDigger35]

Giselle flew into the propeller and got chopped up

[@feeblemonster8174]

@@GraveDigger35 But Han used the time stone and reversed all that and now they live together in secret.

[@jimmyneutron1295]

@@GraveDigger35 if that happened, it would’ve blown up, like it did the other guy

[@nathangarcia3308]

In regards to han "let's face it your gunna die at the end of this movie and come back when the franchise needs you" *cue fast and furious 9* lmfao 1:25

[@bryanFDNY]

Anyone else was like" 22 minutes oh oooh yeah this is gonna be good" XD

[@LordMichaelRahl]

+1, really enjoyable xD

[@bryanFDNY]

4U Gamer AAAaaah good one, I see what you did there ;)

[@LordMichaelRahl]

Lol.

[@therealdeadpen]

I think it was only 22 min cause youtube has a policy about uploading entire movies.

[@therealdeadpen]

Darth Arakhion Yea but a podcast doesn't have copyright laws. See my joke is the only reason his video was 22 min is because youtube would not allow him to post the entire movie since the entire movie is a sin.

[@alkabaylon69]

"Earn that paycheck Tyrese" has to be the funniest thing when he mentions Tyrese. And plus, what the hell does Ex Machina mean anyways

[@mun123keet]

Its basically saying a random person/object/event saves the character in a lucky way.

[@alkabaylon69]

Xrixten thank for the info. now in know what it means

[@Fortstorm]

alkabaylon69 More specifically Deus Ex Machina means "God from the machine". And as said earlier it describes some sudden miraculous appearance of something which saves the characters at the last second. Whenever he replaces the "Deus" with something else it's just for fun.

[@alkabaylon69]

***** Thanks and even more deeper meaning of the word or phrase. now I know what he actual mean by that

[@AsianNationGaming99]

alkabaylon69 While we're here explaining things, can someone clarify the "earn that paycheck" joke? Is it a reference to an older movie?

[@NYWallCrawler]

How the hell can Dom just walk out of the ranging fire and his face is like "eh, that's tickle."

[@aaeve5676]

Cuz Famly

[@robertcarpenter9868]

“Until they need him again” broooo how did he call it he put up that video 4 yrs ago

[@Sam_Pillay]

Can you mention the fact that you see these guys shifting AUTOMATIC cars for most of the those moments.

[@egdapo]

LMFAO

[@grantpalmer8818]

I_Am_Sam watch 8. So much shifting with an auto

[@razvanmihalache5680]

Yalls don't understand the fact that all of these cars have manual mode for shifting the gears. When he gave the sin for Dom shifting on the runway, he downshifted to get the tranny into a lower gear for more power.

[@RD5500]

because it's not a full auto where it can change gears by itself, the one on the movie is more like an automated clutch 4 speed gearbox, thus why they still have to shift gears.

[@SarahAndreaRoycesChannel]

No, that were pretty standard torque conversion transmissions - the exact opposite you want to have in a car that is used for racing. Sadly even Ferrari made some models with those, even got those of GM shelves (i400). That is much more wrong than "always seeming to find another gear" when they shift down, not up, presumably after a slow down which would make sense. Not that the writers seem to know much about cars comparing the street racing set up from the first with plausible custom cars to that millionaires gathering with mostly unmodified exotics to which the Top Gear reference would have fitted much better than the Concours d'Elegance / auction mix you will hardly find any references to on that show. *ding* *ding* ding*

[@bethanparker6659]

in the 5th movie a 10 ton vault needs to be moved by two cars but to stop 70 ton tank u only need one?

[@tylerwardwell597]

you cant make sense out of nonsense

[@dragonkat1039]

+The Soul Reaping Man just remove the non

[@tylerwardwell597]

Dragon Kat Shhh

[@emyf9194]

Bethan Parker How about three cars pulling down a fucking plane!! causing lots of damage but officer Hobbs aproves it!!! 🖒

[@JABRIEL251]

Well actually they only needed one car to pull the vault. Hlfway through it was pulling the safe and the car. And that makes it worse.

[@beefcakeandgravy]

4:12 "You might want to see this" is a discount "You'd better come take a look at this" cliche, so - *ding*

[@joeyteter9383]

Man, after seeing the trailer for “Hobbs and Shaw” I think it might actually break “Everything Wrong With” permanently. It looks absolutely ridiculous

[@FM_LEGENDARY]

Joey Teter Fate of the Furious was (surprisingly) the first and only F&F movie to kill the sin counter

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

@@FM_LEGENDARY that was sadder than ALL the deaths in Avengers 3 and 4.

[@FM_LEGENDARY]

I know Hobbs & Shaw isn’t exactly good, but I actually enjoyed it a lot.

[@Tezipezi]

you went a little easy on this movie

[@suicideattemptno.3696]

indeed..

[@andrewstone3794]

+Ryan rogerson Seriously, I've read a couple of your comments and BOY. You really don't like women. Get help man, call your mom or…something.

[@ethanprendergast]

+Ryan rogerson dude u need to chill all the bullshit your saying belongs in the past. u need to learn about the real world now.

[@thefurios3357]

Dale Gribble

[@emyf9194]

Wall Hacks naah fast 7 was way worse n deffinetly dumber

[@Celeste2997]

"You don't turn your back on family, even if they do.." Fast and furious 8 anyone?

[@coolakshaye0103]

watch the trailer

[@omalor]

Dom actually referenced this line at the end of furious 8.

[@gabe9162]

+Celestial that's the first thing i thought of

[@tyrahill3987]

Fate of the furious*

[@nignog9341]

Celestial didn't apply then I guess

[@mcdonalds5972]

The conservative estimate for the runway length was actually 26 miles. Scientifically speaking, someone in a standard 200 foot tall control tower at one end of the runway could only see 17.3 miles until the horizon begins to obscure. *Any plane taking off from the far end of the runway wouldn't be visible until it was OFF THE GROUND*

[@JustThatOneRandomGuy]

But if u include the take off speed of such a large airplane, which I conservatively estimate to be 300kph, then this runway is definitely longer than 26 miles.

[@mohamedbaradji7504]

Hold up, if Letty had amnesia and didn't remember anyone, how TF was she able to confirm how she got her scars when Dom explained? He could've been making that shit up.😂

[@ech0six]

I agree wholeheartedly with the "how can you hate Transformers but like Fast & Furious?" line. The only difference between the two are fucking robots.

[@KillerOrca]

ech0six Well, and the military

[@LOC-Ness]

Orcaman15 and even then, the military comes in with 7....

[@massive2341]

+ech0six One didn't feature unfunny comic relief. Or action you can barely make out. Or robo testicles. Or any remote sense of fun. Or was nearly 3 hrs long.

[@ech0six]

massive2341 No, but four out of five ain't bad.

[@ech0six]

massive2341 Aw, c'mon dude. If I have to explain the joke, it stops being funny.

[@Kyle97x]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson cries watching this film

[@halodragonmaster]

Yes. This.

[@joanollasPN]

Good

[@oliverthespy6786]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is an Astrophysicist and dabbles in Cosmology. He would, at best, be mildly disgruntled.

[@SuperStreetWarrior]

Kyle97x More likely Newton is no seriously pissed.

[@SuperStreetWarrior]

Kyle97x More likely Newton is now seriously pissed.

[@joshuagassmann4053]

Turns out he was 90% right about guiselle. It happened to be 4 movies later not 2

[@Theofficialtino]

19:08 This is so funny after watching Fast X

[@imparticle9]

"Now that I've hit my already-as-far-as-goes gear shift, I'm really going to start driving fast". I cried laughing

[@SAMJIKASSIM]

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaaa

[@NatsaryahTX]

Damn, is vin diesel a Sith lord? He talks like one.

[@NatsaryahTX]

***** It could work

[@HaussPray]

***** Yeah, I could definitely see Vin playing either Darth Bane or Exar Kun quite well.

[@nikolasm.4076]

GRAHF You cant be a sith if your head looks like a potato

[@WhiteVastNinja]

Best shit I heard all day lol

[@Wakeupgrandowl]

Nikolas Markomanolakis I burst out laughing at this. Just killed me.

[@jajones-ford2226]

My favorite line " earn that paycheck Tyrece ..."

[@erintoney7137]

Han and Roman getting their asses beat was hilarious tho. Don catching Letty actually made me laugh in the theater tho. I literally yelled “that shit doesn’t make any sense!” And these movies aren’t nearly as cringy as Michael Bay movies.

[@cameronmcallister7606]

How about a sin for the fact that a tank being transported between locations, was transported with a fully stocked shell rack.

[@dhwwiiexpert]

Military is useless *ding*

[@cameronmcallister7606]

Dylan Higgins Military has no sense for safety precautions "Ding"

[@franciscogarcia1867]

its just a movie

[@cameronmcallister7606]

Francisco Garcia You don't say!

[@arturotrujillo3873]

Cameron McAllister

[@kingofthering3343]

12:07 don't forget, Roman also referred to Hobbs as "The Hulk," also a Marvel character. So that's Hulk, Captain America and Thor now.

[@RedThorn]

And now he's Black Adam - a DC character, but still a superhero related character.

[@peteh4355]

+THX-DC Also, DC Comics. *Ding*

[@C9AphrooJr]

+Pete H this is gr8 lol

[@jorgemadrid4391]

no he doesn't..Roman didn't know that he was working with Hobbs until he showed up.

[@theshadow5352]

@@peteh4355 Dc>marvel

[@michaelrueda4105]

"Don't worry Han, she'll show up 2 movies from now..." Looks like he was right about that too just only 5 movies off

[@fluffyunicorn7187]

She's okay with Dom getting back with Letty cause she'd do the same thing if her husband came back

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That doesn't make it better.

[@keeganshigh]

No, she realized she was way too hot for a 5'7" Vin Diesel.

[@hmmm9658]

Judging from the time it is taking for the next video, it is probably a michael bay or Nicholas cage film next.

[@LCT103]

Joe Barry he releases them on a schedule lol

[@ksmasterchif]

Tony Kodah And I am okay with that... And I am not okay with that!

[@High_Key]

Turns out to be "The Rock" which involves both

[@kieranlevagueresse842]

Daniel Lin Turns out nah m8

[@UziMusic]

or a ewe boll movie..

[@KuciMane]

Actually that sin for the "Hobbs in the air should have allowed the car to be long gone.." shouldn't be. Here's why, Shaw was going at a constant speed considering Hobbs was able to catch up to him in his not as fast car so they were going the same speed, and when Hobbs jumped off, he was still going the same velocity horizontally as fast as the car was going (vs the little air resistance there was but that doesn't really make a difference when the distance falling is like 30 feet). Plus he was a bit in front of Shaw so even if you put on all the air resistance, Hobbs does move back a little/slow down or Shaw speeds up but anyway point is, while falling, he did not lose the speed he had while driving the car bc horizontal velocity doesn't change which no resistance until hitting the ground. sorry for that I just wanted to show how smart I am in Physics class, carry on.

[@ZontarDow]

There is resistance though, the air pressure, which at that speed is very noticeable, and he would have had to have started his jump ahead of Shaw's car to make up for it.

[@KuciMane]

dave19941000 If you watch closely though, you can see he actually was a bit in front of Shaw and jumped out diagonally forward along with Hobbs' big weight

[@FinnaFadeU]

dave19941000 thats what i was thinking too

[@ZontarDow]

KuciMane The distance is far too little for that to have worked, the drag would require him to be at least a good 50 meters ahead at the least.

[@YD-th5cs]

The theory of relativity only applies in a vacuum

[@noidea7833]

Giselle literaly fell from the height of a single car and "died".

[@CamaroAmx]

no idea while the car was traveling at at least 60mph.

[@sambeezy007]

@@CamaroAmx she could've just rolled and survived right? Idk

[@Amir-qz4bn]

Tbh i feel like since han is back Giselle will come back with that exact same explanation

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Yeah and Shaw somehow lived

[@poopdownthedrain3819]

@@sambeezy007 yea but with most of her skin gone •_•

[@t.e.g1620]

I am so impressed with your narration, you completely crack me up. One more subscription.

[@Zgamer7]

"That ain't a plane. That's a planet"..

[@statykelektricity9591]

"Yeah, earn that paycheck, ty- oh f@#$ it..."

[@chrismorris6865]

Zgamer7 F/F 6 is one of my favorites in the series, but ill admit that is the longest runway in cinema history.

[@kevincancer7030]

Zgamer7 i wonder if that plane hit any tower

[@zenmaister2015]

what was that at 18:04 ... did you get a blue screen ? :))

[@xavierdingeldein5268]

Better Aleks Not cool, not cool

[@zlinedavid]

Whenever I hear someone make a bad joke or trite comment, even in real life, my immediate thought is now "Yeah, earn that paycheck, Tyrese!"

[@mcdonalds5972]

"You don't turn your back on family." *Jakob in F9:*

[@muhammaduzair8959]

DUDE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS YOUR SARCASM IS ALWAYS ON POINT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@ultra_ultra]

After Tokio drift, they rewrote the same movie on and on again. Where are my neons and stupid spoilers?

[@KillerOrca]

UltraTorque Good question...I feel like these movies are less about racing and more about trying to fit a story around car racing.

[@chronicnugget5595]

basically we need need for speed the movie (but good)

[@kcxsh6909]

Need for sped wasn't terrible it was actually good

[@BagoGarde]

Orcaman15 every since the second one and tokyo drift , it has become a heist movie , with very bad physics...

[@djghostface292]

+Orcaman15 well that's exactly what the movie is about. No it's not about racing. The whole plot of the movie is it's own story that his simply involving street racing and street racers.

[@sergeantsausage3639]

111 sins at 11:11 (sin counter). Goodbye mind

[@gabip5977]

Sergeant Sausage its 109

[@sergeantsausage3639]

gabi potashnikov on the sin counter, not the actual video

[@newmanzaa]

Sergeant Sausage he means; the sin timer and the sin counter are the same. You explained that really badly

[@gabip5977]

Oh sorry its actually 111 LOL:)

[@gouthamaniac]

Sergeant Sausage OMG 11 likes! I'm gonna leave it the way it is!!

[@johnmckinley3647]

100 sins ain't cool with me There should have been more

[@Somii29]

1:25 boy did he call it

[@owenpo1417]

Next week: Animated sins. "Please be Big Hero 6. Please be Big Hero 6. Please Be Big Hero 6!"

[@Sozile]

Don't you dare...

[@SuperLordGaming]

He did Nemo, so yeah.

[@GooninRaccoonin]

Disney movies, each should get atleast 300 sins

[@TheValorious]

6HotelBravo Ya know they weren't all bad....

[@Advent3546]

"They died when I was three, remember?" Because I have to remind YOU of all people when OUR parents died and how old I was to make a point. +1

[@rayneslash100]

In addition, I was seriously bugged in this movie by 1. The vending machine. It's in London and it's full of American snacks. You cannot get that stuff in London in vending machines. You over pay for it from the 'American' sections in supermarkets and sweet shops. 2. Roman's spending habits. He only got 11 million in the last movie, and I'm pretty sure he lost a million in a bet. He bought a plane, possibly a yacht and over paid to get a four of a kind car from an oil sheik. He apparently spends all his time jetting around the world with women and staying in penthouse suites in expensive hotels. He should be almost out of money by now, if not completely broke!

[@toracabey93]

Not to mention the yearly cost of fuel and maintenance and crew.

[@asphaltking3452]

he could possibly hire a banker to make investments

[@harisrakovic559]

Holly Roberts don’t you worry, he’s actually pretty broke since he’s stopped acting in these shite movies

[@Andres-lv8wi]

Did u seriously write a whole esay just to say u don't like this movie u r weird

[@henryviii4629]

Unless he's got some unknown financial seeds that earn him money that the movie doesn't mention, which would get a ding for "movie has time for this".

[@wattson451]

The plane scene was a huge insult to aviation lovers. 60mph is just a 'takeoff roll beginning' speed, they had to be at least 200mph if considering the plane was taking off and flying with heavy load, and if you do the math, that runway is about 26 miles long. This movie (and all the other movies since Fast 5) have lost it.

[@doomguy3603]

Taking into consideration the 155mph takeoff speed of the an-225 (the plane used in the movie) assuming the average speed is 180 because he said that he needed to speed up the plane and the 12.5 minute run time of the scene, that runway is approximately 37 miles long! That’s about the distance between Washington to Baltimore! For reference, the longest runway in the world is only 3.5 miles long (BPX in Tibet).

[@andge1001]

The only thing I hear when Vin Diesel opens his mouth is "Brrrroou mrroouu oorrrrh". The fact that he ever got a lead role in a film encapsulates everything that's wrong with Hollywood and moviegoers.

[@Gohka]

+andge1001 I honestly wish he would just do like, comedy films or something and let his normal personality out rather than always playing these hardass, grumbly, action heroes/anti-heroes. In real life he's really funny and plays things like Dungeons and Dragons for christ's sake lol.

[@Ddyoutube100]

In case you guys haven't noticed.. Vin has a really deep voice.

[@MrDubsake]

+andge1001 How about fuck you and your opinion.

[@MrHandss]

+xDEKEx007x he sounds like a drunk tone loc . not that i'm complainin

[@shack8110]

+andge1001 DAMN! These fucking movies are fucking stupid, and hilarious.

[@jianazarcon1600]

Why did tyrese jump from the car? Because he needs to earn that paycheck!

[@MDDeGrande1994]

Ejecto seato cuz

[@starwarsfan9022]

MDDeGrande1994 nice reference

[@LonelyCaliban]

1:31 Oh my god, he called it.

[@juwannlowe4608]

Loll holy shit he did

[@deadballz1ooo742]

More like he copied the same formality of letty coming back lol

[@heartofthematter247]

He was talking about Giselle…but wouldn’t be surprised if she really didn’t die either lol

[@donaldcampbell4518]

I love this series but your videos of these crack me up every time.

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

So, Furious 7 JUST came out, and already F&F 8 is confirmed. Fuck this planet.

[@ssjgotenks2009]

Chris Merkel Studios no fuirosu 7 did not just come out it come out tormwoow it on april 3rd today si the 2nd

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

signerleo snyder Really? What was the point of that comment? It doesn't make a fucking difference! The point is, the movie's not even out and already they've confirmed an EIGHTH fucking installment to this series! This series should not even still exist, and yet they've already announced an eighth movie before the seventh one even comes out!

[@ssjgotenks2009]

your torll it soudl esit puar walked work has ass of to make them you need rpsit him he dead now dud rpesit has mvoies he want 8th befor he died eh want 8th one there repsitc paur wishs dude

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

signerleo snyder Holy shit. What language is that even? Is your fucking keyboard broken, or are you just brain-dead? I'm not even going to try to come up with a sincere response to that comment because I can't even fucking read it.

[@shawnwolfe8122]

signerleo snyder Do u even english?

[@2TwoJ]

Every now and again I need a movie that speaks to the inner 'Michael Bay' in me. I fucking love this franchise, I fucking love Transformers and other movie's alike. That doesn't stop me from loving other films, but I enjoy nothing more than big ass explosions and flashy lights, if done right. I'm definitely not ashamed to say that, and why should I always expect realism from a movie? It is after all only a film and they are what you make it.

[@TheManAbove]

TheBazable I am not part of the Michael Bay hate-train that is more trendy than anything, with people being on some stupid bandwagon as opposed to having some genuine dislike for him. I enjoyed The Rock, I enjoyed both Bad Boys movies, I enjoyed Pain & Gain, despite the fact that it was disturbing to know that a good amount of what happened really did happen in real life. Armageddon, I had a mixed opinion on. Transformers, it really depends, but I didn't like the second one. The fourth one was just okay at best but way too long. I DID, however, enjoy The Island. Even I am well aware of how ridiculous this series has gotten, and before the most recent films, the most over-the-top action movie that I have ever seen was Crank 2.

[@wisetrollman]

+TheBazable "if done right" Yeah but... it is NOT done right in these movies. by the way... "i enjoy nothing more than big ass explosions and flashy lights"... Come on dude...

[@wisetrollman]

Mitchcario Trimm It seems like you hate a lot of people then. That's not healthy

[@mtchcrtrmm9299]

Well, watching these movies isn't very healthy either

[@wisetrollman]

Mitchcario Trimm That is true.

[@djsonicc]

21:25 haha lost it at the top gear intro

[@LoganJMcG]

6 years later and boom, Giselle is back

[@Choom-li]

We might as well get Michael Bay and the director of this movie and make a movie collab. 1337 sins

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

xXx ifkdthisshtupnowl3vit2dablkguy xXx I'm pretty sure he didn't have anything to do with this franchise

[@srgroids1]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

xXx ifkdthisshtupnowl3vit2dablkguy xXx If Michel Bay directed it the action would be even harder to follow. That is the main reason why I like F&F but not Transformers, with F&F you can tell the good guys from the bad guys and usually understand what is going on. They both have the same love for physics defying action, but F&F doesn't constantly use shaky cam only 5 feet away from everything.

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

xXx ifkdthisshtupnowl3vit2dablkguy xXx This movie specifically, Justin Lin

[@ChloeCinema]

While I wish Fast & Furious had a less nonsensical plot, I still enjoy it. I find Transformers boring though.

[@RaptorNX01]

Zombie Ducklings fair enough, but i love both franchises.

[@sailgfx7592]

***** seems like you did your homework in the bathroom to think like that

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

Zombie Ducklings i think that the issue with the transformers movies, it's like the people before really likes the cartoons and the animes about it, and were of great quality. therefore transformers movie suck even worst because of that. is the same with dragon ball evolution & the last airbender.

[@phoenixdzk]

1:30 'clearly you're going to die, until they need you back' 2023: welp, she's back too

[@MidnightChan94]

I laughed way to hard at that ludacris joke.

[@esar96]

Holy Fuck, I didn't know Fast and Furious could become this bad.

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

Anthony Light have you even seen the newest one?

[@brianmedina7397]

people really like physics, and no one can be pleased

[@esar96]

Brian Medina I am an Astrophysicist :P

[@brianmedina7397]

i am an idiot :P, you win

[@esar96]

Brian Medina haha :)

[@Dom2K]

anxiously waiting for 7

[@shawklan27]

(Heavy breathing)

[@YoursTroolie]

Stephen Aderanti (Waiting intensifies)

[@lentilsAre]

+sk8awsomex24 (heaviest breathing)

[@Dom2K]

so um. are they gonna do it?

[@shawklan27]

Dom2K I think we're supposed to suggest in one of their forums

[@blizzythaplugg4584]

1:30 he was so right

[@deadballz1ooo742]

You kids so shocked lol. You kids also forgetting letty died and was brought back lol.

[@sethbootz22]

Wow he just predicted the future Han is back

[@MarcosAmparo]

I wouldn't be surprise if the next Fast and Furious films would have aliens and dinosaurs in it.

[@suwatsaksri7191]

So this is the Saints Row of the movies?

[@MarcosAmparo]

I think so. Who knows maybe Paul Walker was abducted by aliens and the fast and the furious team wants to get him back, but they have to go back to the future first and ride on dinosaur tails and shit. Hey I would watch that shit too Suwat Saksri​

[@DieWilWheatonDie]

Next movie should be about aliens invading the Earth with Dom & Co. tuning their cars to be able to shoot lasers and fly into space and saving the earth. Then the 9th and final one would be Dom's crew teaming up with God and going against Satan with final chase scene occuring in Hell, then the movie should end with big explosion of planet Earth.

[@williamrizzo4296]

DieWilWheatonDie Marcos Amparo hahahaha you're both wrong. this weekend blockbuster is going be a documentary of paul walker's life and death!!!! lmao

[@MarcosAmparo]

Damn that was intense lmao

[@eduardogabriel1999]

Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!

[@rayojordan2838]

Man these fast and furious videos you make are the best😂

[@younhboyvault4913]

Been a couple years since I saw a fast and furious movie I wasn’t gonna watch Hobbs and Shaw and after seeing f9’s trailer and Hans return and coming back to refresh my memory with these videos and hearing you say “until they need you back” just blows my mind

[@pianopup210]

Omg please do The Hobbit: The Battle of The Five Armies!!!!!!!!!

[@SuperCompany007]

1. Humans 2. Orc Army 1 3. Orc Army 2 4. Elves 5. Dwarwes 6. Animals 7. Goblin mercenaries. So it's the battle of the 7 armies, right?

[@nickbeutler]

Company007 Can you really call a few eagles or a few goblin mercenaries (in case you didn't know- the word mercenary implies that they are not an army) armies, though?

[@SuperCompany007]

Nick Beutler You must be fun at parties.

[@toussaintgervais8285]

All the orcs and goblins were the same army, just different divisions. The other 4 were humans, elves, dwarves, and wargs. It's pretty simple really.

[@reptongeek]

I heard one of the armies was the eagles. Are you sure the wargs would count as were they being ridden by the orcs. Feel free to correct me, I haven't seen this since last December

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

You COULD in theory cut down the real time of the runaway sequence (therby shortening the runway) if you think that some of the events shown happened simultaneously to each other. But yeah, the longest runway in Spain is at the Madrid-Torrejón Airport, and it's 4,818 metres long. That's 4.8 kilometres. And this is some random army base.

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Shane Fell And no Jeremy. I will not buy your book.

[@edd1EroxPwDblah]

Even if you take into consideration that some of the things that happen in that part of the movie are supposed to be taking place at the same time, the runway is still at least 10 miles long. Not possible, there are no runways that long.

[@thakillman7]

edd1EroxPwDblah Even if it were somehow realistically possible, it FEELS too long. They're on a runway, how long can it take? If you've ever been in a plane, any plane, it's over in a minute. not 6 or 10 or whatever.

[@Alex-nr4xb]

Shane Fell What's that in freedom units?

[@bigboi1004]

Shane Fell Can you translate that to American please?

[@im4madcow]

Can we also mention that harpooning flaps and pulling them down actually in fact helps the plane take off. And it doesn't need as much speed to take off.

[@andrewhoyle1521]

This is one of the best, if not THE best cinemasins that's been done. Although I somewhat like the f&f series his comments towards end were right on

[@illironiks]

1:12 how come wonder woman never used her powers this entire movie.

[@JaelinBezel]

Because that would've made it more interesting? Hell if you want superpowers I think Dom's gotcha covered. Dude's like if Luke Cage were a street racer.

[@elijahewers2458]

@@JaelinBezel

[@PirabeirabaBoy]

4:12 Also "You better take a look at this" cliche.

[@ayaxdawson8752]

...earn that paycheck, Ty...

[@Capazon]

14:05 sin 135 the blue car is stopped and when you jump from a moving car the momentum will carry you

[@carloshdezsan]

Also 13:12 the truck carrying the tank has a plate saying "Vehiculo Longo", which means "long vehicle" in Portuguese, (the Canary Island are part of Spain and no one there speaks Portuguese), instead of the correct "Vehículo Largo" Spanish plate.

[@Jose_Fino]

+carloshdezsan Its not correct in Portuguese either,as its should say "Veículo longo",without the "h".Good catch.

[@CRacer1995]

+carloshdezsan that's probably due to shooting on a puerto-rican highway. still a sin though.

[@carloshdezsan]

+CRacer1995 Puerto Ricans speak Spanish not Portuguese though.

[@CRacer1995]

hm so i was double wrong apparently: qouting wikipedia "The scene was shot over a three-mile stretch of highway in Tenerife". so the portugese sign still makes no sense :D

[@hookoffthejab1]

carloshdezsan the truck could've been traveling cross country

[@nazombie051]

I watched this whole video solely to listen to what he has to say about the fucking runway

[@adeekbrown3934]

THIS CHANNEL IS LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikprue3687]

"This movie is the kind of thing 4th grade me made up in the bathtub with Star Wars Action figures." - perfectly fitting caption for every new Fast and Furious movie...

[@Ravenbones]

If car is going 70 MPH, and the other car is going 60MPH (this is all example btw nothing in the movie) you can jump from one car to the other below without problem because when you do YOU also are moving at 70MPH in the air. With the slowing down in air you still have enough time to land on the car below in a matter of seconds without missing. Just because you jump off a car at 80MPH doesn't mean you are going 0mph.

[@Otakahunt]

Remember that when hobbs jumped he jumped from the front seat of his car... and landed mostly at the back of the other car.... theres your air resistance slowing him down midflight.

[@Epicloa]

***** Lets look at that 10mph difference really quickly. So if Person A was at 70, and Position B (landing) was going at 60, and approximating that it takes 3-4 seconds to get to the target, that is 14.67 feet per second, so 44-58.67 feet that Person A would be landing in front of the car, therefore not only dying from the splat on the road, but also getting run over by said card. Learn how to do basic math and then you won't make these asinine comments.

[@jackmurphy6510]

Epicloa Your math is too basic. This is not an ideal frictionless environment. If the force due to air resistance is sufficient to negatively accelerate the Rock at 7.3 fps/s and he falls for 4 seconds, then he lands on the car under op's scenario. We can use the equation v =sq root (2 * m * g / (c * D * A) ) to approximate the actual acceleration of the Rock. We can replace g with x to solve for acceleration, make the Rock's average velocity 60mph or 26.82m/s as he must start at 70 and reach 50 to land on a car directly under him. We plug in the Rock's weight and some rough density and profile figures for a head-first skydive: 26.82 = sq root (2 * 120 * x / (0.8 * 1.2 * 0.3) ) =.73m/s/s=2.395fps/s. Here we see that the Rock will still land in front of the car if he is going 70 and it is going 60. Since aerodynamics have less impact on the Rock than the 7.3fps/s theorized by op, he will only have to travel around 63 mph (roughly since acceleration is dependent on starting velocity) in his car in order to fall 4 seconds onto a car doing 60. Obviously my math is too basic as well. Modeling air resistance is complicated, hence wind tunnels still being a thing. However, there is no doubt that while the Rock's stunt is improbable and highly inadvisable, it is very much possible and could only be done jumping out of a car going faster than the target.

[@Epicloa]

Jack Murphy Definitely true, and obviously yea it's a lot more complicated but the point still stands that the actual chance of success of that is pretty damn low, and it's not very likely to actually occur. This is completely ignoring the fact that even if he did make it he'd probably die from the 2ish story drop he just took anyway lol But thank you for correcting the math, I knew mine was basic but I was just trying to point out that it's not a very probably stunt.

[@Fire-Manz]

air resistance is an Urban myth anyways

[@bigboimolloi8890]

Also the are in the UK drinking NOS. I live in the U.K. And I have seen no nos in any store

[@saucemk]

They overnight the drinks from Japan

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Gonna point out, the UK is big. Not in the grand scheme but compared to one guy(you). The gas station I buy my four loko from is across the damn street from a gas station with a larger alcohol selection that doesn't have any kind of four loko. I know this comes off as me being a dick(and maybe I am) but just because you dont have it doesnt mean it isnt anywhere.

[@dankenstein9462]

@@Blasted2Oblivion you ever seen nos anywhere though smartass?

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

@@dankenstein9462 At the very gas station I use to get four loko from.

[@NightshadeTS]

@@Blasted2Oblivion 🤘

[@jotarokujo4662]

Well he predicted Han coming back when the franchise needed him

[@Discovery.2100]

You just predicted that gial gadot was coming back a few movies later and she did