Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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[@markifi]

Everything right with teenage mutant ninja turtles in less than 10 seconds.

[@Gamezonexe]

The entire video would be the the part where they film her ass.

[@juan-davidmora1970]

Lol

[@LordVarion1]

Yolo Swaggendoodle thats the only good part of the movie,

[@konack1]

Directed by Michael Bay. Total sins - 1.

[@AndyAce83]

konack1 Not directed by Bay.

[@sarahposey5746]

April has more screen time than the actual Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves in THEIR MOVIE?! *ding

[@zef9151]

Remember what Michael Bay did to Transformers and you will understand

[@russiangravy3870]

The turtles don’t have boobs

[@deadxgamer6577]

@@russiangravy3870 there boys

[@jamesskinner5937]

Ahem..... megan fox

[@xnortheast1106]

My Man you’re disgusting

[@amitabhakusari2304]

At 221 sins in 21 minutes, with the rate of 11 sins per minute, this is the one of CinemaSins' greatest rant.

[@DravenReactions]

Have you seen their “ The Room” sin? It was like something million sins

[@thalivenom4972]

several movies break the 100 000 mark, so, no.

[@spartan6052]

Yeah it’s big brain time

[@xnortheast1106]

No

[@thesurvivalistpotato3117]

@@thalivenom4972 However those movies at some point get a crazy large multisin of 100 000 or something, but name one time this movie has even a single multisin, even 2 or 3

[@centipede167]

This movie: 221 sins. Original: 122. Damn.

[@BVluver4ever]

Centipede I almost threw my phone across the room because of your user picture...

[@mechashark8830]

lol

[@ghostchaser1631]

@ Centipede - Yep, that's pretty much what 1990 Raph would say too. Lol

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@BVluver4ever I ALMOST HIT MY PHONE

[@BVluver4ever]

@@andrewblanchard2398Rotfl yes! 😂🤭

[@TheTheDontae]

"We will drain every last ounce of their blood... even if it kills them." That was a line of dialogue that came out of this movie........

[@jasonbrown4526]

LOL

[@T.BG822]

Why yes, yes it was. *ding* A sin counter for you for not noticing they called this trash out on it.

[@deliciousburritos2575]

People die when they are killed!

[@Shiirow]

Some things are worse than death.... like being in a movie Micheal Bay has involvement in.

[@FrankieB119]

When my friend made me watch this, I thought I misheard it and that it actually said, "even if it kills me" or something. This is one of the saddest lines I've ever heard...

[@2wingo]

Missed Sin: The Turtles eat Pizza Hut pizza when they live in fucking New York!

[@bren7080]

Missed sin: Sexualization of April

[@GESSO217]

2wingo There's no Pizza Hut in New York? I didn't know that. *Edit. Actually according to a Quick Google search there is a Pizza Hut in New York. I found three.

[@2wingo]

GESSO217 I meant that, with all the places in New York you can get amazing pizza, they get crappy fast-food pizza.

[@GESSO217]

2wingo Oh, I get now.

[@ChOcOsTaR27]

2wingo I think that's what he meant at 11:18.

[@quantum174]

Okay, I have to admit, that "They ain't dead, numbnuts" scene was actually pretty funny.

[@Ackalan]

I guess he didn't bother checking the HUD for deaths of party members.

[@blackrex828]

Straight up 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackAndWhiteScribbles]

also turtles dont have nuts

[@IAmTheEagleHTM]

Now that you guys mentioned it, New York really has too many vigilantes. Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, The Punisher, Spiderman, possibly Deadpool, TMNT, Batman (as Gotham is inspired in New York)... Why does criminals even bother going to new York? +1 sin

[@ntdonat]

you haven't seen Batman begins, have you? otherwise you would remember that the movie was partially about how criminals will just find ways to be just as op as the vigilantes!

[@IAmTheEagleHTM]

ntdonat I did, I wasn't being serious in the comment lol

[@briankentpirrie5228]

they should do a team up.

[@turtletimeinc]

André Luiz Agra and tge Avengers

[@lilypaigeham]

tmnt girlly Lloyd the*

[@budakiel6450]

it doesn't happen in detroit because detroit has robocop

[@dennist5843]

What does Miami get?

[@dennist5843]

Hancock?

[@budakiel6450]

***** CSI: Miami

[@budakiel6450]

***** so many sunglasses

[@profrickshaw]

What about Washington DC, Boston, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Chicago, Seattle, San Francisco, Houston, Portland Oregon, St. Louis, Buffalo, New Orleans, Baltimore, Denver, Cincinnati, Dallas, Memphis, Cleveland, Kansas City, San Diego, Richmond, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Minneapolis, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Tampa Bay, Orlando, Tacoma, Santa Fe, Olympia, Springfield Illinois, Palo Alto, Spokane, Jacksonville, Portland Maine, Savannah, Charleston South Carolina, Charleston West Virginia, San Antonio, Omaha, Birmingham Alabama, Manchester New Hampshire, Anchorage, Sacramento, Salt Lake City, Reno, Boise, Milwaukee, Santa Cruz, Monterey California, Santa Monica, Little Rock, Columbus, and/or Harrisburg?

[@TheAcdc77]

Is no one going to question how those freaking huge turtles managed to fit down those manholes?

[@MrTheTruf]

These Turtles and them hanging around in the sewers have been around for decades. Yea, I thought by now people just accepted it. Just like the idea that there are giants talking teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

Jessie Maness *+4*

[@SSJSOLO]

Jessie Maness i noticed at 20:35 the heros in a half shell turtle power theme song

[@mustekkala]

MrTheTruf It also raises a question, what is considered a teenage turtle, they have a lot longer lifespan than humans for all i know. I might be wrong and anyone is welcome to correct me.

[@SuperTonyony]

Interesting point. Some turtles live far past 100. Maybe the Ninja Turtles will be teens for another twenty years...

[@nonamedrumguy1049]

Favorite sin of all time: "people who ride their bikes in normal traffic lanes like they think they're cars and sh*t". SO true in the whole Northwest US x_x

[@ArtofLunatik]

I hate that shit smh

[@cargo4067]

How the hell did you get your driver's license? You should get updated with the law...

[@cargo4067]

@Joe Jack They DO have to stop on stop signs and they actually carry their life insurance because of idiots like you.

[@nonamedrumguy1049]

@@cargo4067 having to stop and actually stopping are VERY different things. Just like cars, if no one's coming, they can roll right through stop signs. Nothing physically making anyone stop; except for whatever they crash in to.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Legally speaking, you're supposed to bike in the road like you're driving a car. Doesn't make it any less annoying, but if they want to follow the rules of the road, then they can't go on sidewalks

[@LV_427]

8:12 He says 9th century Japan when samurai hadn't existed yet and there's a picture of a guy wearing 12-13th century samurai armor. +1 sin.

[@LV_427]

Just being someone who likes reading history.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Anachronisms are fun

[@memequeen9091]

One sin? That's generous. More like +10 sins, but that's just me.

[@gieckogecko5886]

Man likes to show what a history nerd he is by sinning a movie that already has 200 sins (ding*)

[@JetKusanagi]

I'm glad that I never got into Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid so that Michael Bay couldn't ruin my childhood.

[@isaacthefallenapple15]

***** Apparently important enough to answer it. Why reply like this anyways? Just let him write his opinion or whatever on the internet. I mean he isn't really offending anyone.

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

they're not fucking ruining people's childhoods ffs

[@jasonbrown4526]

Actually, the first Transformers was entertaining. Stupid, but entertaining. It was the sequels that were horrendously god-awful.

[@AdmiralFloof]

Then we're the same. Never got into Pokemon, Digimon, Dora etc2. Was playing Doom and looking at tits in Duke Nukem when I was 9

[@TsarDragunov]

Michael bay didn't direct this though. He's not to blame for any issues people feel. Btw this was better than the 90s versions of the TMNT

[@xvs8675]

*grabs popcorn* Me: LOL, they're gonna rip this movie to shreds...

[@TheSupergamer300Show]

+Arkham Knight NYOOOOOOOOO!

[@AntiHeroHub]

***** *approaches you for a hug*

[@Bruno-ox6ci]

+General Zod I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@g1niouz]

Lmao as soon as I saw how long this video was, I knew that it ain't gonna be pretty

[@thatonenightsentinel2328]

Mister XVS next up the sequel

[@kitcoakley1357]

I would put a sin on the snowshelling scene simply because nobody said kowabunga in that scene.

[@06pag]

Michelangelo was holding it in.

[@InoMercy]

I think the thing I hate most about this movie is that the Turtles basically have no personal stake in the fight against Shredder. They have to stop him cause he's the bad guy and he's gonna hurt alot of people, sure. But when Splinter was Hamato Yoshi's pet rat (Or Hamato Yoshi himself depending on the continuity) the fight against Shredder became a personal war the Turtles inherited. Now Shredder is just some random asshole the have to fight.

[@alieninthevideo441]

InoMercy, Shredder attacks Splinter, nearly killing him how does that not make it personal for the turtles? sure, its lost in the 'save the city' thing the movie went with but the personal stake was there. inheriting their fathers war didn't really make it personal for the turtles more like irresponsible on Splinters part.

[@InoMercy]

Sure, Shredder almost killed Splinter, but how is that different that any other asshole who could have done the same. Shredder is the Turtles' greatest enemy, not just because he's an extremely skilled ninja, but because of his relationship with Splinter. Without that, Shredder is just some guy.

[@user-gs3yl5sx4x]

In the mainstream story and tv original cartoons and in my comic books Splinter was always Hamato Yoshi, for me that was the movies biggest flaw, and the turtles being Aprils pets, wtf

[@jakeystarsuper]

@@user-gs3yl5sx4x not the 2003 one. They had it right splinter was a pet of harmato yoshi

[@user-gs3yl5sx4x]

@@jakeystarsuper Aw yeah

[@LittleLottieLorah]

april is not a redhead *ding

[@brianstraight9308]

They gave her hair a sort of auburn-ish look to it but, yeah, not the vivacious red-hair she has in the cartoon. I love red-heads so I wish they'd given her red hair (or gotten a capable actress with natural red hair) but I'll work with auburn.

[@LittleLottieLorah]

Brian Straight yup as a red head myself I was a little sad to see April without her red hair. Oh well... at least I still have Ariel lol

[@brianstraight9308]

I'm pretty sure Ariel and April are the reasons why I started crushing on red-heads.

[@LittleLottieLorah]

***** how could I forget about MJ? here's hoping!

[@hedrack08]

***** Shailene Woodley was cast as Mary Jane before Amazing 2 was even done filming, so, yes, she'll be in Amazing 3, but I think it's not slated until 2018 now because of the Sinister Six movie.

[@Rekcha]

So I was supervising at a camp today and we were watching this movie. You know that sin where April fell off of the building during the Shredder fight? Well a kid at camp, same as the CinemaSins guy pointed out that she should have fallen farther. Kind of makes you realize how dumb some of this movie is if kids can understand JUST how dumb it is

[@beautifulmeeses]

@Malaska :D r/nothingeverhappens

[@genesisknight9948]

That kid is a legend lol. 🤣

[@shysmy19]

No one watches these movies to learn or take away something from it. Its just pure entertainment. Dont try to critical think too much cos you will find a mistake or plot hole in every scene. Just watch it for fun without using your brain.

[@asterwilburn9083]

April was also breathing heavily throughout the whole movie

[@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786]

Aster Wilburn sounding like close to climax on every other scene.. yep, she’s a porni

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

*Sigh*

[@0JasonSunleaf0]

hmmm, I wonder why. Michael can you explain that?

[@--gato]

She made so many... like strange noises. Like anytime she even moved she seemed to make some goofy white girl noise

[@Celtic_Blade]

Two points. One: Sai are actually used to stop swords, it’s their thing. Two: Michelangelo would have been around twelve when lost ended, and he’s an idiot.

[@blackrex828]

Doesn't mean he watched the show as it aired, he probably watched it years later.

[@aaronphillips402]

Didn't watch the movie, just watched this instead. Now I know I made the right choices in life.

[@bluewinter7008]

Me to

[@latenitelui]

the movie is achually good

[@mateohernandez3811]

Dude,this movie is pretty good,if people could just stop comparing it to the 1990's movie.I thought this movie would be horrible,but damn,was it good.

[@natemellenthin6315]

Expansion Pak Even for a modern day version of anything this was bad I don't get why anyone even liked this aside from the one year olds who can't think and thought the Hobbit was amazing instead of having just slept through the whole thing.

[@demonzero677]

ditto

[@alexsmallwood8833]

They should just call this movie "April O'Neil and 4 turtles"

[@jennifer408]

Singamon Master lol

[@masterofnone9457]

Or April O'Neill: The Movie (oh and some turtles happen to appear a few times).

[@allenromo539]

No the real name should be Do NOT WATCH MADE BY MICHAEL BAY

[@ootfan7882]

Lol

[@dbkwk9]

Kinda sounds like a fan made parody. Oh no...

[@ActualRacerX]

I lost it at “Teenage Mutant Ninja Coincidences” 😂

[@bradsimpson8724]

Jeremy sinning a Michael Bay movie always makes me smile. I don't think I've actually watched a Michael Bay movie since Transformers 2, but I'm glad he still makes movies just so Jeremy can sin them and I can watch that.

[@stretchwheel9958]

I thought I was the only one that appreciated movies not to watch them but to give Jeremy content

[@samb.6579]

This movie severely lacks the "teenage" part of its title. The turtles look old af

[@alieninthevideo441]

They act like teenagers and can we really put an age on cgi monsters?

[@TheSquad4life]

Turtles live longer than humans usually so at late their 20s early 30s a turtle might still be a teenager

[@waltz9533]

Sam B. That’s what I was thinking

[@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786]

TheSquad4life that’s a long azz childhood!

[@d4red3v1l8]

It’s why I like the 2012 version more.

[@sajid9576]

If you look closely when Shredder throws Raphael down in the lab/parking lot, you can see all the weapons flying off of him.

[@MacAnthony209]

“Close Enough... Roll Credits.” 🤣

[@dorkknight7973]

"Look he's doing his batman voice " Makes one wonder, does this movie take place after their crossover with batman? We highly doubt that this was just a batman reference to please batman fans which we are

[@MaggotTar]

I was thinking that to.

[@dorkknight7973]

@@MaggotTar 👍

[@cableMRTN]

six feet turtles fit through a sewage hole

[@oddballskull1941]

CoolFool 2929 47 people like your grammar

[@TheKisskiss961]

THANK YOU! I was just about to comment that lol

[@jedijoey3]

DING

[@yoda908]

Kinda makes you wonder how big the manhole covers in New York actually are.

[@sonnywoods6846]

The number 1 reason i refuse to see this movi e

[@rithe07]

How the hell do they even get the pizza? Does the delivery man take it to a sewer and gets paid by a fucking rat?

[@joyfrost2762]

how they got pizza???have you seen the old movies

[@TheRevan942]

+Joy Frost I doubt they are still taking advantage of a thirty minutes or less delivery service.

[@cheecheeyit]

Yes the pizza guy delivers the pizza to the sewers and they take it (or pay)

[@justanotherstarcoshipper8641]

How did they get pizza? watch the series before you ask

[@MaCabaret]

Did you not see the original film

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Funnily enough, the 1990s turtles movies have them primarily eating Dominos lol

[@nthgth]

Equally sinful lol

[@brokenandcraked]

You forgot a sin... Based on the flash back, it looks like the turtles started out as red eared slider turtles... they grow to be about 12 inches long and 10-11 inches wide... so if the turtles were 6 feet tall (as teenagers) their shells would be 5 - 5.5 feet wide. How are they fitting through the man holes?

[@WobblesandBean]

This movie made money. Millions of people went to see this shit. I just...I can't. Faith in humanity utterly shattered.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Just because they saw it doesn't mean they liked it. Could've been a lot of people thinking it was going to be good, only to be thoroughly disappointed.

[@hoopsiclemcgee4244]

Strange thing to shatter your faith in humanity

[@fasterThoughts]

I don't think anyone really went into this with any expectations, besides kids under 8.

[@Mecknavorz]

how is your faith in humanity only now just shattering after there have been 4 F*CKING STRANFORMERS MOVIES!

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Welcome to the club, what size members jacket do you want?

[@iluvideos]

Everything wrong with STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE I fuckin' dare you!!

[@nobudgetreviewer]

They already did.

[@TheWeepingDalek]

the special editions sin 1 only imperial stormtroopers are so precise (yh right) stormtroopers are terible aim sin 2 death star has stupid weakness sin 3 chewie doesn't get a medal. that wookieist sin 4

[@volcanosauce00]

Never did

[@blacktee31]

I think he mentioned years ago he planned to do the entire Star Wars series, but they never did.

[@FrameGame]

joecocky5 I searched star was on their channel page, zero results.... so your just full of BS at this point, unless your mixing it up with Star Trek in which case think about what your saying before posting it on the internet.

[@yoda908]

At least the movies from the 90s took it's time writing the script while keeping with what made TMNT great. And the Raphael versus Leonardo sibling rivalry actually had a subplot that got resolved with an explanation on how and why.

[@campbellsoup93]

What I want to know is why when April was so desperately trying to convince Guinan that the turtles were real, she didn't bother to show her the clear, undeniable proof picture that she shows to the bad guy like 5 minutes later. Show her that picture, BAM you're on t.v. now. Or more likely, she would have given the story to one of the other people who works there.

[@--gato]

Thats what I thought omg

[@crazyj10agains]

I gotta say, I did find that "They were so young... So beautiful" line pretty funny. Reminded me of Beast Boy (Which makes sense, same character type and what not).

[@firebird1080]

In the current Nickelodeon cartoon, Mikey is voiced by the same guy that does Beastboy

[@lyingonthemoon792]

firebird1080 Man, I love beast boy. I hope him and Terra get together in the new Titans remake

[@SWHalo2]

firebird1080 And Raph is voiced by Samwise Gamgee.

[@cbolles3388]

Ya, but is a live action version just called Titans from the creators of Flash and Arrow

[@StudioInkblot]

Horace J No, different producers.

[@selenagamya1612]

the guy at CinemaSins does this shit and gets over four million subscribers. I do this shit and get "shut up Sel, it's just a movie."

[@tyebuford9869]

same man

[@shaggyrogers7986]

+Selena Gamya - Sel And PDP does his shit( playing video games) and gets 39 million susbcribers. While 90% of us, users, are at school, college or get 200 dollars per month.

[@ryanperson6307]

+Logan Carter Lol 200 dollars a month?

[@jeremykegley1669]

+RyanPerson 200 dollar's for what? For subscribers?

[@tyebuford9869]

Probably financial aid

[@dionnacarter293]

I fucking died when he said "Fruit ninja"

[@xandervampire195]

You missed one. At one point, Michaelangelo tells April he has "a secret stash of orange crush behind the fridge". That's one of the worst places to keep them. The backs of fridges get extremely hot. Best case scenario, the crush would be hot and horrible. However, the worst thing about it is that it's also a major fire hazard. Yeah, they're in the sewer so there's probably a lot of water around but there'd also be a lot of flammable methane gas. *Ding*

[@linkno1]

"And we will drain every last ounce of their blood to get it...Even if it kills them" ~ Michael Bay talking about destroying loved franchises for box office money.

[@Lutranereis]

The worst part of this movie was that despite how bad it was, the turtles were actually fun and likable characters. Had the movie centered around them, and not April and Gob, had a better story, and a more interesting villain, it could have been a really good movie.

[@Big_Dai]

Not good, decent.

[@memequeen9091]

I love the ninja turtles, and was so excited to see this movie, I begged my mom for forever to see it. AND I GOT THIS BULL!!! I was devastated, these movies crushed nearly everything I love about these guys. They took a wonderful story and characters and crushed it. 😭😭😭😭

[@06pag]

Your comment doesn't sound like it actually happened. The combination of your username, your speech mannerisms, your implied age... it just seems off.

[@CeltycSparrow]

So here's a question....if Shredder and Sacks needed the turtles blood to gain the mutagen they needed to be "stupid rich", WHY would Shredder willingly leave Raphael in the sewers with just his henchman's word that he was dead? Does death make the mutagen in their blood inert? I mean they were going to kill the turtles for the mutagen anyway so why would they care if he's already dead?

[@Keurosaur]

Am I the only one constantly irritated by the over-makeuped, over-modeled Megan Fox April O'Neil?

[@KonataTanaka]

welcome to michael bay

[@MNGN101]

Well if I had to choose between the pornstar from the cartoons and Megan Fox, I'd choose the latter.

[@MNGN101]

Keurosaur Well, she isn't. She looks more like a reporter than the 80s cartoon version. How did they even think of that design?

[@vampiraJ]

Minigun101 it was the 80s...

[@brandonbanks32278]

10 year challenge? *ding

[@rouyworld7551]

You forgot one thing how did Raphael have a toothpick in his mouth the whole movie without choking or spitting it out

[@Jmarty07]

Ding

[@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786]

AZ 1-26 someone with his badassery shouldn’t have to choke or spit it out I guess..

[@Antix]

the same way pro MMA fighter / former UFC champion Benson Henderson would fight entire matches with a toothpick in his mouth. get woke.

[@ravenrose5712]

I don't know about the rest of this movie, but the opening sequence was visually quite beautiful

[@rashuv4324]

Another sin. "All these massive movie events happening all in one day" cliche Another for mutagin giving master splinter facial hair and grows longer hair then the average rat

[@nightlywaterlillies]

"Also, you ran into a burning lab and saved the turtles and a rat but not your father?" I don't know why, but I'm literally crying of laughter with that line.

[@brickbrainiac]

everytime a movie is directed my michael bay, it deserves 500 sins automatically.

[@Jason-Skywalker]

he didn't make this movie...

[@DerkDurski]

+brick brainiac Michael Bay didn't direct this movie. He was only a producer.

[@brickbrainiac]

true, but Michael bay was still involved.

[@Jason-Skywalker]

brick brainiac I fail to see how that matters.

[@hatmangates883]

+brick brainiac Hive-mind meme'ing much?

[@daverobson3084]

"Juicy Turtle Legs" My new band name.

[@BCRivers]

I wanna hear your new song. 👍

[@samkresil6011]

13:27 And there's Arnett talking in the Batman voice again. I have to say that WAS what probably motivated him to voice Batman in the Lego Movie franchise.

[@FrozenHeavenlyIce]

April's makeup stays perfect and pristine throughout the entire movie despite her being in numerous situations that would mess it up.

[@clerksburninhell]

Dude, it's the Foot Clan because the comic was a parody of Daredevil. DD patrols the roofs, and fights The Hand. TNMT patrol the sewers and fight the Foot. They were even mutated by the same ooze that blinded Matt Murdock.

[@MrEasyNah]

+clerksburninhell Yeah, THAT explanation makes some sense. This movie's explanation of the Foot's name is just too cheesy.

[@teekay7664]

I scrolled way too long before I finally found someone who actually knew this, good on you sir

[@nthgth]

CinemaSins: "Ohhhhhhhhh."

[@jonathonevans1883]

Why didn't Spider-Man or Avengers help the Turtles defeat Shredder!?! lol

[@Takaichi666-]

Cause they saw the turtles doing crime fighting and said guys were taking a vacation and plus they saw micheal bay and said nope run

[@thekiller7994]

Because the fight would be over in less than a minute

[@Wrath91]

"Get outta my way! Copy that!" Lmfaooo! Improv!

[@Willthaprince]

Should of took back a sin for that Megan Fox ass scene lol

[@roselily9036]

she doenst even have a nice ass

[@brianstraight9308]

Justy Na You need to re ass-just your vision.

[@reesestarzec3440]

Brian Straight Reassess. Come on, it was right there.

[@axlord]

what if she had an ass double for that shot?

[@JAMESBOND-wd1fs]

Megan fox has a great ass all sins forgiven (‿ˠ‿)

[@MasterRJMC]

just going to go ahead and call out that one sin with the Sai block because that's exactly what they're designed for Sai are called the "sword breaker" for a reason, to directly counter and break swords and long blades

[@lordgaia1812]

That actually happens in tmnt animate eMobile

[@showmaster2776]

That is true, but then, Shredder here supposedly has "super katana swords"

[@qworty968]

Also, it should have been near impossible to block that the way he did.

[@d.washed]

I'll admit I wish the story had stuck to its origins but I love this movie

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

2,000 accounts made by Michael Bay disliked this video

[@lolvely1]

Missed sin: Megan's makeup was perfect the entire time despite having traveled through sewers and other situations.

[@TheBrickly]

Why does Hollywood still think hiring Michael bay is a good idea

[@PeteTheGrouch]

Because millions of dumb people will still pay to watch his crappy movies.. Kinda like how flies are attracted to shit. As long as it makes money, those A-holes at Hollywood don't care how awful the end product is....

[@Ale_LSH]

PeteTheGrouch Basically Call of Duty

[@moeraiden1382]

Because boom.

[@marcosdheleno]

because each transformers movie oversell the one before, in other words, people still watch him in mass...

[@d0qtrx]

I would suspect it has something to do with the billion dollars those shit Transformers movies rake in worldwide.

[@SteadyEddie1983]

How does a rat covered in Ooze learn the art of Ninja instantaneously after being smothered in said Ooze? Remember, this version of Splinter didn't have a master to learn ANY of this from! That's like fuckin 100 sins right there!

[@gem4250]

11:08 hears the joke, thinks about the joke, drinking coffee while hearing the joke, finally gets the joke, and says "hah, radioactive"

[@cyanmanta]

They live in New York, and yet they get all their pizza from Pizza Hut. Fucking. Fail.

[@TheBelieveit1]

+cyanmanta And in the 1990's, those live action turtles got it from Domino's

[@UncleBobbo]

Part 2 of the original, they got it from a local pizzeria, remember? That's how they recruited their new sidekick.

[@mahiya2001]

How the F did April came to rooftops fast the elevators should be closes of all of thoos gaurds And also isnt there nypd there how did she even get there with tte police

[@TheBelieveit1]

funniezsiblings That's your question? Not "Why the hell did Nickelodeon green light this crap?!"

[@silverwolf0666]

Because Nickelodeon has basically been the owner of TMNT since October 21st of 2009. Nickelodeon bought all of the rights from Mirage Studios on TMNT.

[@razor3535]

That blood thing drove me crazy for the rest of the movie. That and how Don's electrical equipment stayed not only intact but functional.

[@Treeeee2008]

I saw this movie in theaters and I'm not going to lie I enjoyed it

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

9:53 This is the thing that really embarrassed me about TMNT 2014. They pretended like 2010s technology existed in the late 1990s. It's like pretending that DVD was a thing in the 1980s. Just.. so much wat and no.

[@Valzahd]

Missed Sin: Wouldn't releasing this chemical atop Sack's own building incriminate him to being the cause of it? I mean it's even green and visible in nature. Also releasing the whole batch in a single location seems less than viable for proper distribution. Why not multiple locations all across Manhattan, would increase the spread and infection rate, causing it to expand further and generate more need of the cure. Not sure why I so easily thought of that...

[@NannerMan]

Forced swearing just to get that precious, precious PG-13 rating.

[@kogijagiya]

+Squid Kid Not to mention the fact that Michelangelo says, "She's so hot, I can feel my shell tightening." in a Nickelodeon movie!

[@Nadalyn]

Ninja Turtles: The movie version of Shadow the Hedgehog

[@leah_loves_ladies]

+TehUndeadSpartan222 "Where's that damn fourth ninja turtle?"

[@NannerMan]

Alex O. I really hope that it's just immature humor that's self aware, and not edgy stuff like Shadow the Hedgehog

[@mezasepkmn]

+Alex O. They are making a Sonic the Hedgehog Movie?!!! If it's Live Action it's gonna suck Dragon Balls.

[@d.marble471]

13:17 you sinned for "Kenny G", when the song that was playing was Careless Whisper by George Michael. Love the channel!

[@Xer042]

4:52 This sin hits a lot funnier now that Shredder's Revenge actually has a song by the Wu-Tang Clan in it

[@SandraB]

A million sins for the movie just being made. A million sins for Michael Bay making the movie. A million sins for casting Megan Fox as April O'Neal. A million sins for ruining the original franchise. A million sins for decimating Henson's Creature Shop's work. A million sins for ruining the story. And a million sins for Michael Bay thinking he can make good movies.

[@dreamnoble8509]

agreed XD

[@BassBeat66]

Agreed, but you forgot the million sins for parents taking their children to see this shit. Especially when, if good parents, they would have grown up on the original 80s cartoons or the 2k3 cartoon OR had read the actual comics, which...THIS MOVIE DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE! The worse part...watching this video has made me watch even some of this movie. That is another million sins.

[@alexysese1437]

a million sins fur ruining Johnny Knoxville he was so cool in Jackass

[@TrueAsh4337]

and another milllion for the fact that it made less sense then the immensely CGI'd version

[@kkor7960]

a million sins its not the end of the world

[@Promthanius]

Splinter read the, uh, "Abridged Book of Ninja Fighting".

[@nocturneaccipitridae1866]

Best comment so far :)

[@Minusoh]

"Ninja Training for Dummies"

[@sataprontikan]

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[@sataprontikan]

เป็นแฟนกันไห

[@drakesterX]

Was this before or after meditating to "Tequila"?

[@adashi2407]

April was on the screen so often that I forgot that this was a TMNT movie.

[@samthehypotheticaldad]

I have a second cousin who was 4 years old when we met and she immediately became super attached to me. She also was absolutely OBSESSED with TMNT, so when I spent all the time I could with her, that’s where I picked up literally all I know about them, and I still know this movie sucked.

[@jimb.7523]

Michael Bay: Ruining childhoods since 2008.

[@femiairboy94]

+Jim B. The first transformers wasn’t, bad actually. Cant speak for the rest though.

[@jimb.7523]

True. I liked it, too. We'll change it to the year of the sequel (2011?).

[@galaxy_kitten95]

+Jim B. **2007

[@zacevans1683]

+Jim B. Yeah he assassinated my childhood.

[@user-qf3ik8je4f]

+GALAXY KITTEN_ AYYE ARMY

[@KING-xi2qn]

a sin, how tf did splinter even get the pizza in the first place

[@joeyp9524]

he was pizza rat

[@KING-xi2qn]

Horrifyingly Hillarious OH YEAH THAT ONE VIDEO LOL!

[@vivares765]

He needs money or how did he sneakily steal it there are lots of people at pizza hut

[@sherrybernard462]

He ordered it.

[@ziryplascencia7057]

I like this movie but I also like your logic

[@darknight6904]

Tbh i really liked how the live action movies appeared in the Nickelodeon cartoon during the special episode when the Old tmnt cartoon with the turtles with the letters on the buckle make an appearance.

[@oliveraddison6143]

“We will drain every last ounce of their blood to get it. Even if it kills them.” LMAO WHAT

[@tiffanywalder3399]

I knew, KNEW this movie was going to be horrible I didn't want to see it but my inner child from my childhood was like "come on we love ninja turtles! Rember dressing up as donatello for halloween? Come on it can't be THAT bad" my innerchild was wrong!

[@leviathantheseadragon5655]

Don't listen to your Innerchild . Never .

[@MonkeyDLuffy-if1ec]

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

[@pinkubusXtreme]

actually i dressed up as michelangelo, but close enough

[@deepseareppy]

I dressed up as Raphael

[@aliessa4568]

The south Park Rape should return.

[@grmancool]

Everything Wrong With Pulp Fiction

[@PomPomegrenade]

"Overrated" is a term used to elevate your opinion over thousands of others. So please.

[@prototayp2]

I think we can all agree that once the gimp showed up, everyone knew this would be a masterpiece.

[@prototayp2]

To be honest, i thought it was going to be a masterpiece after the opening credit.( and i was correct)

[@ComputerDude2600]

Adam Stewart No movie is without sin!

[@TinyTimmeh96]

Adam Stewart No movie is with... ah fuck it. Of course he'll eventually do Pulp Fiction.

[@catlover1944]

Are you gonna do one for Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows?

[@sunshine.e3922]

while i was watching the movie i said "fruit ninja" in your voice and when i saw "fruit ninja" part in this video i was proud of myself.

[@GoldTheWriter]

This came out in 2014? 0.0 i feel even older now.

[@trandobando3677]

Because you should feel older every day.

[@Paranoidpedantic]

but it feels so recent

[@GoldTheWriter]

Z Warrior I know!!!!! It is sooooo weird

[@cyrus8752]

+GoldTheWriter Two years isn't that long

[@xgray2012]

+GoldTheWriter That's because you are getting older.

[@serialvapist5807]

Are we not going to talk about how fucking disgusting Splinter looks? I mean I can almost stomach the turtles, but Splinter is just unbearable. Bring back the shitty '80s turtles style!

[@PjSparkle08]

i thought i was the only one who thought that, every time he appeared on screen, he looked freakin nasty lol. i can deal with the old splinter that looked more like an ugly fox tho...

[@brianstraight9308]

In all honesty, how "pleasing looking" do you think a bipedal, humanoid, rat who's lived in a sewer for 15 years would be?

[@jeffaldo7424]

lol, it's as if Micheal Bay was looking at the suit and said "Fuck it, more swords!"

[@PjSparkle08]

Jeff Wise u might be confusing Shredder with Splinter(the rat)...

[@devineggins4]

You've never seen a rat before have you?

[@adamsager22]

The reason the foot clan is named the foot clan is rather complicated. "TMNT" was made as a spoof of "Daredevil". In the Daredevil universe, the evil group was "The Hand". It is canon that the ooze that blinded Daredevil is the same ooze that caused the turtles to mutate. "The Foot" is just a spoof of "The Hand" in the Daredevil universe. Love the content as always!!!

[@sorbetandgelato4284]

5:41 yes they do got a problem with that ? also micheal bay's turtles should fight hulk

[@Xxgremlin_guyxX]

Ya

[@karkatvantas5516]

What does CinemaSins do on his free time? He goes to a Sinema. *bau dum tsk*

[@akilokora9770]

*laughs*

[@roizu1886]

*facepalm*

[@karkatvantas5516]

Hehe you know bad puns are my thing Roi don't be surprised.

[@roizu1886]

I'm not. I oddly want a hug from you though. So come here.

[@karkatvantas5516]

*hugs Roi* You do love me.

[@otakuheart8635]

so am I the only one who liked the scene where the turtles were bet-boxing out in the elevator out of boredom, I thought it was pretty funny.

[@jaliyahm.6214]

+otaku heart No, I thought that was pretty cool. In the trailers they were dancing, though. I don't know what happened to that. I guess they were dancing to "Baby Got Back". Guess that didn't fit well in a kid's movie...

[@otakuheart8635]

yeah I was watching the movie when I saw this and remembered that scene and chuckled a little when I saw it. :)

[@NathanWubs]

+otaku heart No, you are not the only one. No you are not a special snowflake. And Yes, you will end up alone working for the MCD

[@jaliyahm.6214]

Expänd Døng Lol! No. I didn't think that was kid-friendly either. But the movie its self is referred to a kid's movie. 

[@KevinACarroll1996]

+otaku heart Seriously! Why did he not include that scene? That's was worth, like, 5 sins reduced.

[@tarragonpowder8724]

When he switched from Japanese to English it might have been because he was more comfortable saying that sentence in English. Because as a person who knows 5 languages, I can tell you; sometimes a language doesn’t have the word you’re looking for to fully explain yourself, so you change it around when the person you’re speaking to knows both languages

[@RobertJackson-wn9mz]

16:34 we see Mikey's rocket board also at 6:06 so it is not the first shot of the rocket board

[@a.j.roberts6330]

The comment I was searching for

[@ThatOneShyguyCartoons]

Megan Fox can't act right? It's not just me right? She says all her lines like she's in a high school play.

[@goofisF4rt]

+ThatOneShyguy she's also so deadpan about everything. Kristen Stewart shows more emotion in Twilight than Megan Fox does in any movie she's in

[@myguy8007]

Yeah but.... Boobs

[@jimcelestial-hemroid109]

+Robb Stephens tbh she wouldnt even come close to placing in a top 50 gorgeous female celebrities.

[@thesamesam6292]

+Jim Moon Damn straight she doesn't. XD

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

+ThatOneShyguy She's not hot anymore either..

[@VanesaLaura30]

The Victoria's Secret produc placement deserves +10000 sins. Is there JUST BECAUSE Michael Bay directs their commercials

[@r4nd0mguy99]

What? Are you for real? He‘s infamous for making everything explode in his movies. Exploding underwear isn‘t something, that many women want, I think.

[@inkooh8]

18:04 April's chest is glistening sweat but not her face; the makeup is perfect. ding

[@LadyHeed]

I like it a lot. *Because Donatello is a sweet and gentle nerd*

[@MrNottyNotty]

Leo and Raph look like how I expect Marcus and Dom to look in a Gears film

[@TheAmazingRoNx]

Stephen Quinn

[@the_artomaniac7663]

The reason why this is so long is because Michael bay does so many dumb things

[@rayhanzufar6415]

+The_Artomaniac 20:46

[@SlickZero1028]

Especially, because this was only PRODUCED my Michael Bay.

[@kelvinubaechu]

+Aaron Blanding *by

[@Weezy_F_Dende]

Things you missed: April shows sax the picture she took of the turtles the night before after they left but not her boss not even the video of one of the turtles cracking the glass as babies, literally less than seconds after talking about bad guys and everything they breach their hideout cliche, Rafael tells April to get the first aid to help splinter after the intense beating shredder gave him in his robot suit he should have broken and fractured body parts and internal bleeding. He needs a fricken hospital not a first aid. When the truck was hanging on the the top of the little hill of the snow mountain before falling down it zoomed out revealing the whole hill with the cliff not very far down ahead. They would’ve gotten to that cliff in just seconds but while they were sliding down the hill it somehow got longer and they’ve been sliding for minutes. Either that or they were going down at a very and extremely slow pace idk, after all the times Donnie got shot at and electrocuted all the electronic equipment that’s all over him is somehow perfectly ok especially that tracker he has on him shocking it should’ve broken it. And his equipment somehow tells him where they are and everything about that place even though he’s never been there before. Like when they were sliding down his equipment somehow told him about the direction of the sewer that leads straight to saxs place and how long they would be driving and somehow picked up a cliff ahead telling them how long the drop would be. Like wtf? And splinter not having much if not no real combat experience at all because he never leaves the sewer but is somehow a master in combat and is also better than the turtles. They should actually be better than him because the turtles actually leave the sewers and fight bad guys and like I said splinter has never left the sewers and ninjitsu is pretty much useless in real combat but they still somehow kicks the crap out of anybody. Who else read this in cinemas voice?

[@1bluemoon025]

You can also add while sliding down a rocky mountain, covered in snow and unconscious , Leonardo still somehow manage to keep a hold on his swords.

[@Weezy_F_Dende]

1Brave Moon0 and you can see when Leo was still unconscious he somehow heard Donnie saying there’s a cliff ahead so he woke up just in time to interrupt raf to scream “A CLIFF!!”

[@dewolf123]

@@Weezy_F_Dende Probably was waking up the time he said to respond I mean you're not deaf when out.

[@THEBootyyyshaker900]

This is one of my favorite movies but watching you rant about was hilarious