Everything Wrong With Mortal Engines In 13 Minutes Or Less

The books are apparently pretty good. This movie? Not so much. Yes, it has sins, and we'll list them for you, but more importantly... this movie isn't good.
Thursday: Not sure yet, but there will be sins.
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[@samharradence5689]

Fun fact: the weapon depicted at the end of the film was pre-fired in the book and used to destroy a city way larger than London, but was cut due to screentime.

[@ShawnHellwege]

You missed the most Star Wars reference at all. Where the main villain gives the "I am your father" speech to the hero!

[@L4kken]

Came looking for this!

[@noahh.7642]

I am still hooked on that death star run

[@leodanslayer]

Same

[@t2hk_]

Sure, but this movie has barely anything to do with Star Wars except for some of these references. Star wars didnt have driving cities now, did they?

[@gamergodplays7153]

Lord & Savior, Cheesus Crust that’s why it’s called a reference dipshit

[@NS-xo6qe]

People who read the books are just like *"Look how they massacred my boy"*

[@libbywilliams9969]

Not to mention 6:45 "look have they massacred my girl"... Or rather not.... SHE WAS NEVER PRETTY is my point

[@DreadnoughtHvor]

@@libbywilliams9969 yeah, the books were so much better. Instead, they tried to cram an extensive, well-fleshed out universe into one movie.

[@cookieninja8221]

Yup I’m dying

[@badkitsune6663]

I knew the mocie would be bad but jesus. Only 130 sins? can we add 200 for ruining mortal engines?

[@thelastdunkonian2846]

I have to be honest I got the book for Christmas and never read cause I assumed that it would be stupid then I saw the trailer and I realized hey that’s the same title as the book I just got so I read it before I watched the movie and realized the book series (including the extended parts(3-5) was so much better

[@ionceateapinecone]

*hits blunt* "yo, what if you could drive your house?" "woah" *hits blunt* "but like, what if it also ate other houses?" "wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah!"

[@J.Wolf90]

😆 I got so ripped to watch this movie

[@dumbproto3749]

This is based of a book tho

[@ionceateapinecone]

@@dumbproto3749 are you implying the authors don't do drugs? because Stephen King would like to have a word with you.

[@sh0gun520]

This, kids, is what as known as a "Highdea".

[@ofal5124]

and that's how Agar.io was made

[@tobythesuperfasttram]

the whole point of Medusa in the books was London was not the top city, it could not survive out in the hunting grounds, Medusa was its secret weapon

[@flax9999lp]

And we dont even get to see any of the other big cities, besides uh, right Airhaven which is fucking destroyed by one guy within moments, killing thousands. Decent. Was the destruction of one of the biggest structures we saw in the movie, and the death of thousands of innocents yet anyhow relevant to the story? No? It was just to have the death scene of Hesters replacement robot father? ffs....

[@cratarata2278]

NoWorriesMate why you salty that the movie was based around London

[@tobythesuperfasttram]

@@cratarata2278 what do you mean? In the book you see other traction cities, the film is just a really bad adaptation

[@cratarata2278]

sam well I ain’t read the book and even if i did i wouldn’t be bothered that you only get to see London

[@tobythesuperfasttram]

@@cratarata2278 who cares what you think? London wasn't the only traction city and was infact one of the smaller ones which is why it had Medusa to fight back, London wasn't the big bad in the story so seeing some of the other larger predators cities would have been interesting

[@douglaslyckholm1857]

Movie: *has intro Cinema sins: I see this as an absolute sin

[@jrsharker23]

Well played. Well played.

[@edwardcoomer5865]

movie: has logos cinemasins: imma end this mans whole career

[@CocktailsWithEdgar]

I like intros but I don’t like opening credits

[@puffdaddy69]

*someone talks* Cinemasins: That's a fuckin' sin

[@dimaswahyupratama3694]

Movies: *exist Cinemasins: "gotta sin that."

[@sneky5857]

10:52 in the books, they actually DID test it. It was on a massive predator city that was an enemy of London, I believe.

[@omarvi280]

Berlin

[@LiezAllLiez]

@@omarvi280 So like WW2 then?

[@rahalmulet1220]

Panzerstadt-Bayreuth, they tested it on, It used to be a conurbation of cities, Now it's melted

[@mockelectionsus]

@@rahalmulet1220 I wish we got to see Panzerstad-Bayreuth or at least another traction city. If they made more movies I would love to see Manchester because its supposed to be the biggest and best, and the head city of that army in the book. I would have also liked the hover London

[@shmup6955]

@@rahalmulet1220 four tractionstadts If I remember correctly

[@HJPaige]

11:19 "Phew, everyone we care about survived!" Haha not in the book.

[@birdomurdo]

It enrages my That Anna doesn’t die because she’s technically the pillar for what comes next, and how Dog didn’t exist. Well, maybe the Dog one was for the better...

[@Vehicle_Index]

And then everyone died! The end! - Patrick star

[@isiffrin]

if you dont get this then dont think too hard, just read the book its way better

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@birdomurdo I hate how Valentine is a one dimensional bad guy in the movie, he was more interesting in the book. And how Shrike’s death scene make it look like he’s actually totally destroyed, instead of just a little dead

[@shmup6955]

@@birdomurdo I mean she comes back

[@LawnMowerProductions]

Ah Cinemasins, how I watch movies that seem kinda interesting but not enough to actually watch.

[@caroltomko9261]

It saves so much time. 🤣

[@LawnMowerProductions]

@@caroltomko9261 I knowwwwww

[@ZacharyBittner]

The first half was pretty good, then it devolved into voting movie tropes and nonsense

[@court1028]

Lawn Mower Productions sameeee

[@sawspitfire422]

It's such a shame because the books are amazing

[@user-nz2vk9rq6y]

I can't believe that you didn't sin the film for the fact that there is no clouds over London. Moving city or not london always has clouds over it, it is a universal rule.

[@alessandro3038]

The least realistic part of the movie is how it wasn't permanently pissing down rain over London

[@loganlilland3249]

true

[@Shortsircut1]

Percival The Mad Crusader ; maybe that's why they put treads on it, to get away from the weather!

[@user-nz2vk9rq6y]

@@Shortsircut1 that would be more believable explanation then what the movie gives.

[@GatoTomato]

Shortsircut1 ahhhhh, so that’s why they can’t ever stop moving

[@Vehicle_Index]

If we added “ that’s not how it’s done in the book” sins... my lord.. we would beat bonus round sins without a bonus round

[@rexrogers1859]

I like your point😊 I'm one of the weird ones who enjoys entertainment without intentionally seeking out things to be negative about.

[@Vehicle_Index]

@@rexrogers1859 most of us are like that but this channel is just super funny :)

[@joshuarubenstein2298]

9:46 Helium is a noble gas meaning it is anything but flamable, so he either meant to say hydrogen or doesnt know basic chemistry. *ding* (I'm not supporting this movie and I dont hate cinemasins, I'm just pointing something out that bothered me)

[@sebschimeck1273]

Archer joke/reference

[@sven9900]

you where 10 parallel universe ahead of me

[@blurrrrrr44]

If it was helium i'd be happy, That means terrestrial fusion energy was a reality.

[@blurrrrrr44]

If it was helium i'd be happy, That means terrestrial fusion energy was a reality.

[@imnotsure_yt4702]

ok walter hartwell white

[@qbrain3414]

You missed the “girl that doesn’t talk and has a dark background cliche”

[@Pow3llMorgan]

I know it's not a cinema sin, but according to the books, she's supposed to be hideous and disfigured, too.

[@ChopperGunnerNL]

@@Pow3llMorganOther than the scar, she doesn't look that hideous and disfigured.

[@wongijen9167]

@@ChopperGunnerNL People won't want to come and see a movie with a disfigured female lead, why else do you think the scar is barely a scar?

[@sillymadness2896]

This made me think about The Boys

[@nathanseybold6679]

9:46 Jeremy gets a sin for sleeping through chemistry. Hydrogen is combustible, while helium is not.

[@ee-wx3hy]

i was going to say something that would make me sound like an asshole but I'm not an asshole so very epic comment

[@nathanseybold6679]

@@ee-wx3hy Apparently I wasn't the only one with that thought.

[@calebproductions1264]

How to piss off the majority of people over stupid shit 101.

[@terryg995]

YEAH, ASK THE SURVIVORS OF THE HINDEBURG

[@Verelkia]

In the book, she had a huge scare that went clear across her face, hitting an eye, and disfigured her nose. In this version... it's literally a facial mark that is fairly common people who work around a lot of machinery. So there is no way she's the only one with that kind of mark in a movie where its literally cities on treads.

[@SpaceManSpliffz]

tf are you on about? i've worked around a lot of machinery for years and currently do fab in a welding shop and have never (in two decades) seen a facial injury like that

[@Corrinecreates]

@@SpaceManSpliffzIt’s more common than the scar that Hester is supposed to have in the book

[@heroxarchive4491]

2:16 LOL, Nimrod Pennyroyal actually became a main character in the sequels and was known for lying about his adventures in his books.

[@Fatestcates]

And Tom hasn't heard of him because he says his books aren't allowed in London, so the Easter egg makes no sense

[@rinastar1952]

@@Fatestcates What do you mean? Tom has read lots of Pennyroyal's books, and they are allowed in London. They're just frowned upon by the historians.

[@TheDonutPenguin]

@@rinastar1952 he didn’t while he was in London but I think pennyroyal lent him a couple

[@chinagamer3332]

😂 I was hoping someone noticed this reference

[@saschahammer8403]

We really need to have a conversation with your college girlfriend.

[@theluftwaffle1]

Sascha Hammer ITS ALL THE SAME GIRL. ITS JUST ONE GIRL.

[@noxkoimax356]

The fuck we don't

[@margidda5252]

It’s funny cause that’s what his college girlfriend said when-

[@user-Jay178]

Lol

[@SgtSupaman]

It's his left hand...

[@BugsyFoga]

Mortal Engines: Or as i like to call it , Howl's Moving Cities

[@MrFlubber]

I got that, surprisingly

[@kirapokelmann618]

they should remake it according to your title, imagine that :)

[@chrisdavey5530]

i was gonna say tail enders but yeah

[@supercj12]

No no no, don't associate this crap with fine art.

[@benabramowitz18]

Or Meh Max: Fury Bored

[@marteynharinck1874]

This movie actually had some potential, sad they mashed it up so badly

[@theuserjoan]

petition to make another mortal engines movie version, this time following plot lines

[@ervinperez7017]

@@theuserjoan but with the same characters

[@Sharklops]

The actor who played Tom also ended up playing Klaus in The Umbrella Academy, which I think is worth knocking off a couple sins retroactively

[@smittysmee]

He was also in misfits which was way better than either.

[@Uurm0m]

And the dude who plays Captain Khora here plays Simon in Bridgerton, which deserves its own praise

[@JacquelinElizabethWrites]

The actress who played Yasmina plays Bobby Draper in The Expanse.

[@olliephillipsmusic7533]

He also played that British guy from geostorm

[@Symyulatir]

His name is Robert Sheehan you bitch.

[@Yellowdigigod]

When I don't want to watch a movie because it looks bad, I watch CinemaSins review it.

[@hollybobs2108]

Same, love you cinema sins!

[@nickarry]

yeepp! when a movie comes out and the trailer is some first rate bullshit i just rub my hands and wait for cinema ins to annihilate it

[@gambit2779]

Don’t we all

[@G-Unit1111]

$5 a month for Cinema Sins Patreon is an infinitely better investment than any amount of money I would spend on bad movies.

[@t2hk_]

You can't just judge the movie by how it looks. There's a lot of people who love Mortal Engines, including myself.

[@akhilks393]

"60 minutes is all it took", Well, this movie is over 2hrs long sin counter: 'ding' , walked right into that one😂

[@hmmmstrange4800]

I think that was about the 60 minute war.

[@divineostrich3172]

“He is not Tom Waits he is Tom Keeps Walking” lol😂

[@Astroman10]

I love how you can tell when Jeremy is completely over the movie. His sins turn into anecdotes about his life and weird crossover references! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

More people are going to watch this video than watched the movie

[@tohshaolun]

this video also wont cause a loss of 175 million dollars

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

​@@elijahnicholson6453 dollars made =/= views. 1 ticket isn't $1.

[@Nygassso]

I'm one of them I forgot this movie even existed

[@nobodyimportant2470]

I had no interest in seeing the movie. Trailers for the movie made it clear that it would stink so why waste the money going to see it.

[@davidtaylor142]

I think that’s already true

[@dankerbell]

"What if Transformers were cities?" Metroplex: Am I a joke to you?

[@dylanriesebos1492]

*Trypticon, Omega Supreme, Scorponok and Fortress Maximus stand in the background*

[@metalrain300]

Dylan Riesebos unicron “hold my beer”

[@OverlordZephyros]

@@metalrain300 unicron is too much lol

[@spartan_457]

I was about to comment this...

[@metalrain300]

Lord Zephyros I know, he’s technically at least a minimum of like 2 cities. At the very least XD

[@Fatestcates]

The Easter eggs are even wrong, as in the books pennyroyal says that Tom has never heard of him because his books aren't in London, but at 2:19 you can see PENNYROYAL'S name on the book. if you're going to eastern egg, do it right

[@ronhowe1894]

Wait a minute... In one of the trailers they said this was an original concept, not base of a book! Ding!

[@electronicmayonnaise5692]

Wouldn't that be copyright infringement?

[@thebotieffect7016]

@@electronicmayonnaise5692 it literally is a book idiot

[@rinastar1952]

@@thebotieffect7016 this reply does not seem to have anything to do with what he just said.

[@yipyiphouray]

8:22 OMG THIS PART GOT ME HAHAHAHAH

[@shroomslayergaming2117]

Why hasn't he been sneezing in every sins video then.

[@qures5763]

I came looking for this comment

[@phillykano]

I laughed so much 😂😂😂😂

[@ragnarku]

"Whatever it is they're doing in that church has nothing to do with God" "You could say this about a lot of churches.."

[@Shrapnel82]

You could say that, but you'd be obviously trying to be edgy in your attempt to sound profound.

[@eternalreign2313]

You spelled "all" wrong.

[@rinastar1952]

Hester's design in this movie reminds me of the moment in infernal devices when she looks at the picture of herself based on Pennyroyal's book.

[@thijsviergever9885]

5:27 That's not realy true. She was actualy trying to get onto London by getting captured. Scince London is almost always moving that's the only way to get on the city. And at 10:50 you said that they never rest fired it once, but that's the problem with letting so much from the books. Cause they already destroyed a german city but it was left out.

[@dr.k8610]

They skipped some fun parts of the book. Like the museum battle, or the death of literally every person in the book besides Tom and Hester

[@audreythestargazer270]

Swan Ronson I know. The museum battle was one of my favourite parts of the book. And so were the guild of historians.

[@scottdawkins4241]

I liked the film and picked up the book, the book is so much better. I can't believe how different the book is, don't know why they didn't keep it more true to the book.

[@reallynobody2462]

@@scottdawkins4241 thats how it works ngl

[@davidcartwright9889]

The best series of books ever and they just destroyed it :( shryke was rubbish, no Grimsby, it could have been so good 😢😢

[@scottdawkins4241]

@@davidcartwright9889 To be fair mate Grimsby is book two, but I completely get your point :(

[@rinrin6684]

'chainsaw galore' is indeed an Albanian spicy cola I can confirm this edit:holy heck,I got so many heckin' likes

[@gamerprimeultimaxsupreme2776]

Nick Gurr nice icon

[@happysavage6660]

Nick Gurr Howl’s Moving Robot City Wars.

[@magicmulder]

“The weak perished.” [movie proceeds to show us huge cities surviving by preying on weak ones]

[@joshuaweath7898]

“What if transformers were entire cities” Oh boi have I got news for you.

[@masekiibo]

I laughed so hard😂

[@MrFlubber]

12:47 nothing about the similarity to the millennium falcon escaping the death star? I give you 1 sin for that.

[@naluzoniro]

Not to mention it's RIGHT AFTER the "I'm you father" showdown

[@jpobi9880]

@@naluzoniro I was about to comment this... 3 fuckin minutes late

[@shroomslayergaming2117]

That brings them up to infinity times 2 plus 11

[@BSteenbeke]

Awwweee man!!!!? I was totally expecting " Ground control to major Tom!"

[@corbin87445]

The book series was actually pretty good

[@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442]

He protecc He attacc but most importantly... He anti-TRAC

[@asphodelcloverfield4564]

Summer Tan give this person a medal

[@gabrielwest6209]

Tbh this is one of those films where you kinda need to read the book to have any sort of clue as to what's really going on. Also they missed out so much from the book and I was really bummed about that as it's one of my favourite books

[@t2hk_]

Exactly.

[@flax9999lp]

Eh kinda thought that too. Never read the books but informed myself on a few things before right now watching the movie. Which uh. Sure is shit at explaining literally anything. The fact of how little is explained about the cities way of life and the differences between them and so on also messes up allot. Like i cant put the casualties into context. When in the movie this Shrike lad fuckin destroys Airhaven its like, oh really? Youre just gonna destroy a giant fucking flying city for this one fucking gal. My god. This seems pretty much out of proportion. Like the coolest of the cities we've had the chance of seeing gets destroyed within minutes by one fucking dude, that dies in the process, achieving nothing but a short sweet moment of him accepting the bitch Hester or whatever wont become his robot daughter. Great. Thousands of people dead. .. years... of academy training... wasted. Anyway movie fucked my mind so hard im going to university. Thats bound to be easier than understanding what the fuck the Directors had in mind when producing this movie.

[@kingchicken8232]

@@flax9999lp They should have made two movies out of the first book, there’s just way too much stuff to go through that incorporating it all makes the move cluttered and unwatchable. And they DID cut out a lot of stuff, and yet it’s still a mess. The entire Tunbridge Wheels part is just gone, as well as Bayreuth, and London doesn’t blow up in the end. How would the second movie even work if the Anti Tractionists make peace with London!? I was hoping they would make movies out of the books when I first read them but damn I’m disappointed, because now nobody will try to give the series another chance, and we will be stuck with this pile of rubbish forever.

[@flax9999lp]

@@kingchicken8232 Yeah quite true. I have quite a good amount of fantasy, and the spectacle in the Movie got me hooked, so one day i might read the books and see what the movie could have become. - i mean it really didnt look bad, and if properlly done, fantasy makes you believe shit thats more unrealistic than citys on tracks so uh... maybe some producer will pick it up again in 10-20 years when CGI reaches its absolute peak and itll be easier to make movies pretty much just consisting of CGI and with a smaller budget. Until then yeah we're left with this.

[@TheTRAP015]

And even aded random stuff

[@ectopanda7916]

Just gonna say this: Only watched this 'cause Robert Sheehan was in it.

[@Rita-RT09]

Didn't we all?

[@tyler58701]

“Graboid machine” I spat my drink out at the tremors reference

[@heitorvserpa]

6:45 well Hester should be anything but hot, I'd add 50 more sins for hollywood typical sugarcoat ruining a major plotline from the books

[@John_Smith76]

I see this (your opinion) as an absolute win.

[@scarlettlasweet]

It's pretty much Percy Jackson 3 with how bad of a book adaption this is. The American deities were Mickey and Pluto in the book.

[@silentdrew7636]

Given how irrelevant those two have become, the change is probably a good thing.

[@scarlettlasweet]

@@silentdrew7636 Disney's still pretty relevant but I can see why they changed it.

[@whalesharko4465]

@@silentdrew7636 an minions AREN'T irrelevant?

[@davidtaylor142]

Silent Drew well given how Disney owns everything it isn’t that irrelevant

[@DarthBiomech]

Yeah but the film wasn't made by Disney, so they had to change that.

[@duudyboi830]

3:50 my guy, helium isn't flammable, you're thinking of hydrogen

[@rarebluejewel]

" in 13 mins or less" Actual video: over 14 mins

[@jer6934]

Ähm just wanted to point out, that the Cloud City wasn't exploding due to Helium. Helium is NOT flammable. I guess they used Hydrogen (that is very flammable). Or they did use Helium and other things exploded. Either way Helium cannot explode (and that is why it is better for Airships than Hydrogen)

[@solarsatan9000]

In the books it's a gas called luftgas

[@pascalstiemer]

@@solarsatan9000 luftgas js german for airgas if someone is curious. That said, that name is stupid

[@solarsatan9000]

@@pascalstiemer I didn't write the books

[@AnonEyeMouse]

Don't expect basic education from cinema sins. They can't even pay attention to a whole movie, never mind a chemistry class.

[@user-nz2vk9rq6y]

That is a sin for the American school education system. *DING*

[@sakimas3728]

Jokes on you, CinemaSins, Transformers already has robots that turn into cities.

[@DRUMCANJONES22]

Metroplex

[@KaseyWynne]

@@DRUMCANJONES22 And Trypticon.

[@andreinistorescu7136]

Transformers did it one better! They had one transform into a planet XD

[@sakimas3728]

@@andreinistorescu7136, lol, it's actually two, because Cybertron is actually a transformer, too.

[@alexgherghiceanu2094]

@@KaseyWynne and fortress maximus

[@phoenixfire5046]

You were on fire with this one. Lolol “Fuck off forever dude” and “Chainsaws galore” 😂😂😂

[@psalmoibyfield238]

Bro I have watched at least all your videos 😂😂 you deserve an oscar!! All of y'all need a Grammy 😂😂

[@karottenbrot6099]

You should have sinned the 'small *bavarian* mining town' people are speaking English and not German

[@John_Smith76]

I met a Saxon once. This made me realize that not every German can speak German.

[@John_Smith76]

BTW don't feel insulted if you're from Saxony. I'm from Franconia

[@moartems5076]

History & Stuff dann hedns hoid boarisch gredt!

[@karottenbrot6099]

@@John_Smith76 especially Saxons

[@karottenbrot6099]

And no, I'm not saxon

[@andrewpatterson3662]

I won't argue that the movie is bad, but let's be real, the visuals look dope.

[@DRUMCANJONES22]

Yep

[@UnNuclear]

It had Airships, that's all I want from a movie

[@typie34]

and apparently they had a budget of "only" 100 million. for that money this CGI and visuals look great. Pirates of the Carribean 2 or Justice Leage had 250 and last up to 300 million budget, and JL looks very bad

[@theluminary832]

On the contrary the CGI was mediocre at best. That's why they even mention that fact in the review

[@kenaslalson7626]

0:43 Woah!! Did cinemasins just predict Eminem releasing Godzilla one year in advance??? Or is there a chance Eminem saw this and decided to write the song later on??

[@timjones990]

"Discount Ghost Rider" "Discount Cloud City""Discount Lando Calrissian" lmfao

[@endplanets]

9:50 Mr. Sterling Archer, it is Hydrogen that is flammable, not Helium. I feel you don't understand the core concept.

[@disobey5615]

endplanets IM SO HAPPY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF ARCHER WHEN HE SAID THAT!!!

[@StupidEarthlings]

Thank you.. was gonna say that..then thought he meant something that i missed somehow. (Then came here 2 be sure i wasnt crazy)..tho jury still out.

[@wrath5957]

Ikr

[@wrath5957]

I’m geeking out

[@stevenewsom3269]

It's a rigid airship

[@r_____________________]

9:45 Helium isn't flammable... It was Hydrogen.

[@superieurerobot9846]

I was looking for someone smart enough to notice too

[@r_____________________]

@@superieurerobot9846 Well, I wouldn't call myself smart, but thanks!

[@themartianway]

Sterling Archer: Hey! What'd I tell you, huh? Huh? [Archer slaps man attempting to light cigarette] Man Lighting Cigarette: Ow! [Archer grabs the man and shoves several bills of money in his mouth] Sterling Archer: There! Go buy a nicotine patch!

[@laneevans4384]

@@themartianway Sterling Archer: Hey! What did I tell you, huh? Huh? [Archer slaps man attempting to light cigarette] Man lighting cigarette: Ow! [Archer grabs the man and shoves several dollar bills in his mouth] Sterling Archer: There! Go buy a nicotine patch.

[@AboveTopSecretGaming]

@@laneevans4384 Sterling Archer: Hey! What did I tell you, huh? Huh? [Archer slaps man attempting to light cigarette] Man lighting cigarette: Ow! [Archer grabs the man and shoves several dollar bills in his mouth] Sterling Archer: There! Go buy a nicotine patch.

[@williamlong1428]

0:44 “This is like Godzilla vrs Bambi” LOL 😂😂😂

[@jonnybridge]

8:22

[@A-Oh-Trey]

"Pandora Shaw? Why not Spotify Hobbs? Or iTunes Toretto?" 🤣🤣🤣 Gotta love YA fiction names.

[@spencergarnish8567]

I believe she was named after Pandora as in Pandoras box.

[@lauranimbus8092]

Legit, there is someone in one of the books named Nitendo (and also Chrysler). I guess they kinda just named people after the 'ancient products' as a sign of reverence or awe. It's definitely a point of humor in the stories. :)

[@CaitiffPrimogen]

You know that Pandora is a real girls name, right?

[@FarseerOfCearath]

This kind of thing is only gonna keep getting worse, isn't it? "Caecar? Who the hell names a character after a salad, herpaderp?"

[@KillerOrca]

@@lauranimbus8092 Don't forget Nimrod Pennyroyal. Also the "Cult of Hari Poter"

[@DustinPlatt]

I've never seen this movie. Or read the book, or watched the show, or watched the mini series or read the comic or watched the spin off. Why do the cities have to move around anyways?

[@SonicMasterPrime]

resources were destroyed and became scarce in the 60 minute war, and why waste resources to ferry a caravan that can be raided to and from raiding another city when you can just have your city literally eat the other one

[@stormtempterf8058]

Having not read the books or any lore, it does seem really stupid. If resources are scarce, the power and resources required to have an entire damn city mobile would be an irrisponsible waste of them. We dont strap our whole fridge to our car when we go shopping for groceries. We don't

[@The_Flexican]

No it's not only because of scarce resources but also because of extreme klimate change and the crust of the earth that's doing weard shit

[@jreed136]

@@The_Flexican Yeah, and it was a way for whole populations to escape the strange radiation that the quantum doomsday weapons used in the past

[@HarverTheSlayer]

Because it's a steampunk fan's wet dream. And it looks cool as all fuck. A shame that the only good thing about the movie was the trailer...

[@Zanator1]

I really love the spoofs at the end.

[@petergerling]

Hahahahahaha the counter ALWAYS stops at one!!!! Galaxy quest is sooooo awesome! Classic!

[@Lodogg]

I’m laughing too hard at the Pandora Shaw joke. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 iTunes Torreto and Spotify Hobbs... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Well done. Earned a like.

[@jaketiger1116]

Honestly it was the only sin that bothered me, felt very 'someone 3D printed a save icon'-ish

[@lionocyborg6030]

Followed by Grooveshark Calvin and Windows Media Player Hellsing.

[@StephenShepherdOfficial]

Same! I actually laughed out loud

[@cediviannareeda4305]

Groove Jenkins

[@jacobbaumgardner3406]

Mr. Cinemasins: "Great, what was your name again?" Me: ....? I honestly can't remember.

[@mrtom2854]

Hista maybe? 🤔

[@LouSpowells]

This movie feels like there was a 4 hour long original cut, and then they just started yanking footage out at random to get the runtime down.

[@KnifeCrazzzzy]

One of the best so far, great job lol

[@oliviawilliams6204]

"What if Transformers where whole city?" heh there's actually city formers, Metroplex, Trypticon, Fortress Maximus, Scoponok.... hehe

[@IronDino]

I would much rather watch a movie about nothing but those Transformers roaming around to duke it out.

[@fluent4530]

Chris Smith r r u sure about that

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@IronDino It's not even a fight, its just National Lampoon Vacation but with giant robots hundreds of square miles in size

[@IronDino]

@@fluent4530 Yes. Yes I would. At least there would be superflueous explosions and a decent plot (that may or may not make sense with any sequels or prequels). But I'd really love to see Metroplex on the big screen.

[@fluent4530]

@@IronDino they made a transformers cartoon about it very recently and it was garbage i think its called transformers titans or something lol

[@eliack95]

Beautiful woman with "grotesque" scars/disfigurements cliche. DING

[@steelhere5519]

Charlize Theron in "Mad Max: Fury Road."

[@sev9909]

Pob Lowe In the book she’s supposed to be missing an eye, her nose, and have her face twisted in a way the curves her mouth. They REALLY underplayed the scars in the movie.

[@gwenwolfs9259]

The girl in ready player one is the only one i can think of actually

[@ty_teynium]

Dam I didn't think that was a cliche! Now I gotta rewrite my character.

[@eliack95]

@@ty_teynium I'd like to clarify for you that the cliche is when a woman who has scars that are meant to signify less value/attractiveness she's usually played by a beautiful actress and the scarring/disfigurement makeup is purposefully minimal so that they don't look any less attractive. So if you're writing a character who is genuinely disfigured, thats fine.

[@shidderalpha2293]

13:43 missed a perfect Monty Python reference.

[@ryanwaasdorp]

8:53 'Perfect reenactment of the breakup of my first relationship.' LMFAOOOOO 😂

[@JoeSmith-xp5ll]

This movie shat all over the spectacular book, and that makes me sad.

[@viradeus4322]

Joe Smith ikr, the books were really good and then this happened.

[@mediamattersismycockholste562]

the movie is practically ChiCom propaganda.

[@sauron8838]

@@mediamattersismycockholste562 chicom?

[@mediamattersismycockholste562]

@@sauron8838 DuckDuckGo is an excellent search engine, enabling one to look up practically an infinite number of terms, including.. 'ChiCom'.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

Be a fan of the Inheritance Cycle. The big sad.

[@Snapmare_]

My god that land tank design looks so fragile lmao

[@MrFlubber]

😂

[@Mii.2.0]

It's the 1900s, what do you expect?

[@whispofwords2590]

Land tank?

[@davidj3841]

Land tank? You mean landship?

[@alexrowe7063]

@@Mii.2.0 hol the fuck up. Doesn't mortal engines takes place in the future? After a nuclear war it's not the 1900

[@musiquefrique]

Discount Elrond Littlefingered him... man I love this!!!

[@rumble-roses]

Buildings transform with people still inside: "Oowww...those gears really hurt!"

[@davidhong1934]

(Barney takes a swig regardless)

[@MsFloweroffire]

Now I want to see Godzilla vs Bambi.

[@pingujoe]

Really exist a short with a similar title

[@_XR40_]

It's actually _Bambi meets Godzilla_

[@kakihara1744]

Eminem vs. mgk?

[@whalesharko4465]

Bambi would cry for his mother and Godzilla would weap his face off

[@10tonhamster]

Franziska E. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqSWhqKdm6Z6nZI

[@Dante_TheDirector]

[In the transformers theme song tone.] Plot-arnor, laziness in disguise!

[@traveller800]

I dunno why but the final 'I am groot' snippet at the end made me laugh so hard

[@cjjuszczak]

Also cloud city, where they step off the plane, and the first signs say *"No smoking! Turn off all electrics! Make no sparks"* because of flammable hydrogen i guess...which is odd considering all the lanterns literally BUZZING and flickering with electricity all over the place in the very next scene on the way to the "dinner" o.O

[@epicfail7874]

10:51 another reason why the books are better because they tested it on another city in the books

[@thegovernorvg]

Yeah but if they did it in the film you know people would say it just copies star wars more

[@francis7336]

wait whAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE BOOKS

[@epicfail7874]

@@francis7336 I can't tell if you're joking

[@thegovernorvg]

Yeah. There are 8 in total. 4 main series, 3 prequels and 1 more seperate prequel

[@epicfail7874]

@@thegovernorvg there are prequels?!!?!??!?!?!

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

*turned down Infinity War AND Endgame.

[@Battlecry45]

Well. He said he hated working with marvel, so nothing wrong with that.

[@TheFikri136]

@@Battlecry45 Any reason why he hated working with Marvel? I forget.

[@Krondon-SSR]

@@Battlecry45 :O

[@mephistovonfaust]

@@Battlecry45 They probably told him they would introduce Brie Larson to the franchise... I would look for another gig too if I had to work with her if I didn't

[@Nygassso]

@@TheFikri136 He had a bad experience with the role of Red Skull, make up and prosthetics And he's been shitting on comic book movie for years so there's that as well The Russos themsevels asked him if he would come back He simply said no

[@sevengeckos327]

12:15 It literally just occurred to me, all of these energy weapons that charge up, but get shut down before they fire, the energy still built up didn't it? Its not like it just goes away, its probably gonna keep building until it detonates on its own, because you stopped the mechanism that allows it to relieve the stress on the system. So like, shouldn't everyone go blind, and then die, in a few minutes, when it explodes with several times the force of the thing its supposed to shoot?

[@glock50round50]

this reminds me so much of the Hell divers books but with citymobiles instead

[@noneck8166]

For a movie about mobile cities... it felt like they'd left the handbrake on

[@Dark-ie6fc]

I've read the book this movie is based on, and I watched the movie 2 days ago, and I can safely say that the book is 100x better

[@renatocorvaro6924]

I dunno, based on the movie, I'd say you're multiplying a negative

[@mikedanek6142]

Went through my teens reading the books. Film is utter garbage in comparison

[@chaddavid2106]

100X0=0

[@aquicha8168]

Same

[@alee_enn]

The book was crap, and 100x crap is still crap.

[@yak5267]

I just watched this. And my only comment is that with studios making movies in parts now, this should have followed that strat. One movie is not enough, nor do it justice.

[@caleb12naruto]

I can't believe you pointed out all of the star wars rip offs and then didn't mention the I AM YOU FATHER shit at the end?!?!

[@elizabethmezzina7437]

Glad to know Klaus made it out of the apocalypse....

[@lvic4]

Well he is immortal Nathan after all

[@damekkoDark]

Well, God doesn't like his company, so there wasn't a choice

[@joshuamckoy436]

We need a "Jeremy mentions college girlfriend" sin and a compilation bc he brings her up in evey vid lol

[@linuswolf6880]

On the overlay for 'Give me everything you got' I expected a line from the Gibraltar scene of 'Das Boot' - "Alles was drin ist LI, alles was drin ist!"

[@philippeastier1257]

the whole final battle was basically a new hope

[@ParadoxMaster-sq7js]

Can you add 100 sins for not following ANYTHING in the book?

[@hedgie9823]

Yeah the books are epic, but this really lets the books down

[@hurrycanetiger9682]

Makes me sad how the movie made Kathrine useless and also didn't even mention the city that chased London

[@George10001]

Books are amazing, can't believe it turned into this movie.

[@DemmyDemon]

@@George10001 Really? That's how it usually goes.

[@augustindetarle7895]

Yeah ok there point not respected but first : - There is a time limit for the movie, a movie of 5h is to long. - they didn't change many things. - they kept the best passage. - all the movie from book are not exactly the same as in the book. - its incredible to can see what happens in the book, in a movie - the book is always better than the movie in all case but this movie is very good

[@deep.space.12]

9:46 Are you kidding me? *HELIUM IS AN INERT GAS!!!*

[@DSzaks]

Exactly!

[@ChaotiX1]

Some inert gasses can still be flammable. The phrase you're thinking of is a Noble Gas. Nobles gasses arent flammable or explosive.

[@gerardomacias7370]

Now I am remebering the archer episode where he is afraid lf the blimp blowing up but it was explained it can't because it's full of Helium.

[@josuoh9888]

@@hydrophobicspider Inert means non-reactive, but they can still be flammable. Depending on what your definition of inert gases is, it could mean the noble gases, or any other relatively inert gases, such as the asphyxiant gases. You may have thought of noble gases, as they were known as the inert gases in the past. However, butane and propane are examples of flammable axphyxiant gases, which again, are relatively inert. Anyways, in this case, using the term Noble Gas for Helium would be more correct.

[@Blaze-sz1no]

Rosinante Donquixote no thats hydrogen

[@duddude321]

Damn, that blooper reel was more savage than the Sins reel.

[@jeffstrains4014]

My head also gets in the way like Shrikes on helium city lol

[@lordzorddan8971]

The only thing I upset about is the lack of Panzerstadt in the movie. That shit sounds epic

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

What about the lack of Tunbridge wheels? Or Airhaven surviving? Or London being destroyed? Or the lack of Magnus Chrome and his Engineers? Hester's face being intact? So much in this movie was changed and it sucked ass

[@The_Flexican]

They changed a lot but I still liked the movie and I think it's a bit underrated. I for example like shrike more in this movie than in the book because of his stupid death. But then you have Hesters face that makes me mad so I have kind of mixed feelings

[@13MoonBunny13]

"I WOULD RATHER DIE" THIS PART HAD ME ROLLING!!! I LOVE THIS!

[@temite80]

Thanks for the funny review, Kermit!

[@chaosandbunnies8291]

"poison and dysentery will kill you before thirst" No they won't. Like, that's patently false. It's actually advised that in a survival situation you drink whatever water you can get your hands on so that you survive long enough to get rescued and treated for whatever may have been in the water. Granted, you should of course try to treat the water in whatever way you can before hand, but dehydration will kill you far faster than anything living in the water.

[@Vasious8128]

Given that they are on the run for their lives and there will be no rescue or medical teams coming to help them, that should factor in the characters decisions.

[@entidade1000]

Dysentery symptoms include loss of blood and water through diarrhea and lasts for a week, not to mention the constant abdominal pain and fever, which will render you unable to even think straight. This is besides the fact that even cristal clear water can have contaminants in it that will actually cause more dehydration, so you're better off not drinking it even if your intention is to survive just for the next day or two. The average person can survive for 3 days without ingesting any water. That's long enough for you to find a reliable source of clean water or at least come up with a treatment system for the orange water you've squeezed out of a handful of dirt. I'll rather go looking for clean water, though, thanks.

[@chaosandbunnies8291]

​ Marcos Gomes My original comment was in the context of "dirty water vs no water" There are a variety of reasons that you could be unable to adequately treat the water you find. In such a case, the 1-3 days it takes for dysentery's symptoms to appear in addition to the several days it takes those symptoms to kill you would significantly increase the chance of you getting rescued. Given such a scenario, letting yourself die of thirst several days prior out of fear of what may have been in the water should not be the preferred choice. And on the note of clean water, I did originally say that your should treat any water that you find. Obviously that's the far better alternative, but this is a survival situation and the environment your find yourself in has a far larger bearing on what you're able to do than most people give it credit for. It's possible that one of the go to methods of purification takes too long to make up for what you lose while waiting for it or you just don't have the materials on hand to make it work. It's also possible that by the time you find a dirty source of water, you've already been hiking around for days and are severely dehydrated. In the ideal situation, you'd never even have to consider drinking unfiltered or poorly treated water, but reality is harsh and unpredictable and it rarely gives you the tools you need.

[@smittysmee]

Man seems like dysentery would be a "shitty" way to die.