Everything Wrong With Numbers 25 in the Bible

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

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[@tracewallace23]

You know🤔 after hearing these stories, I think we should all call our Republican representatives to action 😡😎to have this horrific book banned from publicly funded libraries, schools, etc (as well as any books that reference this book).🤨 Murder, fornication, plagues, human sacrifice. The horror🤯 think of the impressionable young minds😔 We must protect the children😏 I mean, isn't that their mantra these days?🤷 LMAO

[@poopcanothegreat9947]

Ok but like really? Can we?

[@nataliaborys1554]

When I was little, a priest told me that if I want to ask God a question I can open the Bible on a random page and read the verse and that's my advice from God. I can only imagine what it would be like to do that as a little kid and just so happen to stumble into this "inter-faith couple has sex and gets brutally murdered for it and God approves" story. Or the "two daughters get their father drunk so that they can have sex with him and get pregnant" one from a few books ago. Man, some chapters of the Bible are VERY not child-friendly.

[@robertmiller9735]

That's been tried lots times. They never, ever get the point.

[@tracewallace23]

@@robertmiller9735 LoL 🤣 "If at first you don't succeed, try try again" 🤣 We've just got to "have faith" 😏😉

[@Demopans5990]

Not surprising considering how much the bible sneaks under the radar. Somehow, found a bdsm scene in a Deadpool comic of all things in my local library. Unlike the bible, said scene was in Deadpool style, played off as a joke

[@jo.hnny2000]

It's like you can't go 2 chapters without gawd being angry

[@PeterLarsenJr]

But he LOVES you! Thank you George Carlin! 😂

[@stevewebber707]

I guess he loves being angry. He's all about love you know...

[@StopWhining491]

If there is a god, I doubt that it's interested in the daily lives of our species.

[@visaman]

My God is an angry God! 🎵

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

K Dash Whoever this gawd is, anger is simply one of the characteristics

[@KeriRautenkranz]

"I cannot believe people worship this god"... 😀 24,000 Israelites are slaughtered by The Hebrew War God but his anger is quenched by one double murder of a couple having sex while tens of thousands are being slaughtered and many still living are weeping? Unbelievable!

[@SUperDEvil137]

They never read the bible

[@visaman]

1000 were killed. 23,000 died from a plague.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Keri Rautenkranz And why not? What do you believe in?

[@KeriRautenkranz]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I believe in what is. And I specifically do not believe in insanely badly written fairy tale books where the "good" deity is an insane, genocidal monster... like Yahweh/Jehovah in The Bible. I read three versions of The Bible through six times... it's the most foul and disgusting book I've ever seen or heard of. Why not read the whole thing yourself and see? Or just watch and listen as Hemant reads a chapter every week.... He'll get to the end before you know it!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@KeriRautenkranz “I believe in what is.” And what’s ‘what is’? I’ve read the Bible many different versions, and watch and hear Hemant every Sunday, both read and teach, I’m especially eager since Numbers 23, as I hear my friend and the pastor of the church

[@cfltheman]

I forgot to mention that the man that was killed should have taken his new wife by force instead. When you get to chapter 31, you will find out that was the moral thing to do.

[@grapeshot]

Yes women are not thought of very highly in the abrahamic tribal war god religions.

[@DanielDiaz-ll8wt]

True, Women aren't still not treated the same as men in the East and most parts of the world. I believe women should be paid the same as men. My mother worked all her life and was paid half of what men were paid, and she worked harder and more hours than men.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

STEEL RAIN Although true with other religions and their gods, the abrahamic tribe religion has no god, war or otherwise.

[@JosephKano]

@@Daniel-cz7kd yeh OK Lil fellah. Now finish your ice cream and go play outside.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@JosephKano Sure, after you 🙃

[@merbst]

Every day I find my faith growing, in my belief that Religion, especially Christianity is a cancer upon the world.

[@stevewebber707]

The bible: "thou shalt not kill" Unless your God is in the mood for it, then go to town. He'll bring the popcorn and cheerleaders. Objective morality, my foot.

[@werewolfantipaladin]

I've said the same thing. The 10 Commandments have an asterisk next to each one depending on the situation.

[@Tarotlynx]

@@werewolfantipaladin So, they finally have something in common with the Constitution, after all. It, too, proves conditional and vanishes when called upon unless by a straight, white, Christian male.

[@stevewebber707]

@@werewolfantipaladin To be fair, most secular laws have such asterisks. I would hope laws have exceptions and conditions. One of my problems with biblical law is that those conditions are incredibly vague. To the degree that some even think there are no exceptions. My problem here is the asterisk points directly to the whim of the lawmaker. A Christian might respond that their God is perfect and his judgement is inherently correct. To which I would say, take the sunglasses off, and read this Numbers passage again.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Steve Webber And you have objective morality?

[@stevewebber707]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I'm not sure anyone has objective morality, in the way Christians like to define it.

[@rcblazer]

All I can imagine is Phinehas is wearing a Hockey mask when he runs through two people with a spear for the heinous crime of having sex.

[@SUperDEvil137]

Apparently bible writers were a fan of friday the 13th movies

[@marcusianparrish]

It was Ferb

[@Malidictus]

Honestly, all of Numbers so far has been like a Final Destination movie. These people are cursed. No matter what they do, God will find a way to murder them in some horrifying, gruesome yet utterly implausible fashion.

[@SUperDEvil137]

@@Malidictus as a non Christian in a catholic school first time when they showed bible videos i thought it was a horror movie.

[@KeriRautenkranz]

@@SUperDEvil137 You were right!

[@alguno1010101]

"Ferb, I know what we're doing today" *picks a spear ane pulls off a double kill so awesome that God himself goes "Holy shit man!" and makes him a priest*

[@arielle2745]

💗💓💖 We look forward to seeing you each Sunday. Love your presentations of the Torah!

[@BattleF08]

Honestly God in the Old Testament seems to be ready to kill all his followers off every other Tuesday. The Book makes it so lhat they barely survived his wrath a number of times. Honestly after this chapter, it seems safer to just move away from this part of the world altogether and run far away from being a part of these tribes.

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Getting far away from believers in The Hebrew War God remains a good practice to this day!

[@robertmiller9735]

Now we know why there had to be millions of 'em at the Exodus; otherwise none would have made it to the genocidal invasion. "We have reserves"...

[@kellydalstok8900]

It’s the Israelite version of Midsomer Murders.

[@Demopans5990]

And thus, the joke of dropping a few Tsar Bombas on the general Middle East to create the Great Middle East Sea

[@JosephKano]

With the amount of mass graves this migration must have left behind how could we not be stumbling over them everywhere we look.

[@grapeshot]

Interesting because one of Jebus ancestors was Ruth and she was a moabite. And of course this is basically we don't like interracial relationships. Because Yahweh has a "chosen people" even though he's supposed to love all humans the same🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@visaman]

Not all people, just the ones that worship Him.

[@JosephKano]

@@visaman well I'm glad we cleared that up, cause I'm not sure the love of a jealous narcissistic control freak is something I'd wany personally.

[@qbasicmichael]

In numbers 25:8, where your niv says "stomach", the hebrew is obscure. The greek says "womb". The latin says "genital parts". Also, this is one of those chapters combined from multiple sources. One source says moabites. One source says midianites, and tries to promote the aaronid priesthood, by having phineas act while moses looks on and does nothing.

[@garryferrington811]

Interesting. I enjoy hearing about where all this stuff came from.

[@JosephKano]

Which just makes it a bit easier to think it's sus as.

[@TheForgedReality]

All the more reason to disregard it as complete nonsense. :)

[@blksmagma]

This becomes evidently clear that it's from multiple sources when you look at chapter 31 where the Midianites get blamed by by God for something that was definitely done by the Moabites in chapter 25.

[@TheForgedReality]

@@blksmagma even the best liars lose track of their lies. 🙃

[@axeman3d]

God was pretty chatty back in the day, letting people know what turned him on after the fact. We really don't hear from him much now.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Axeman3D Well to whoever’s ‘we’, actually God does plenty of talking in present day

[@bellezavudd]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Yes he especially loves talking to homeless schizophrenics and Donald Trump advisors.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@bellezavudd Interesting, and what about apologists, pastors, former atheists, Dr.s, scholars and other people who read the Bible?

[@bellezavudd]

@@Daniel-cz7kd What about them ?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@bellezavudd You said “We really don’t hear from him much now.” And I’m pointing out that He does plenty of talking in present day, especially apologists, pastors, former atheists, Dr.s, scholars and other people who read the Bible.

[@AuntieJay1969]

That two-fer murder is straight out of Friday the 13th. (Literally, that scene is almost exactly like the KevinBacon kill!)

[@pfefferfilm]

Jason was trying to stop the plague!

[@dublinhomes1951]

They did the same to the Native Americans Indians, the Mayans (Mexican), the Incas (South Americans) and so many ancient civilizations until they were all wiped out from this planet.

[@katarinalove8649]

White Christina's?

[@jacksoncliffords1879]

this is an amazing series. i’m listening to exodus 21 right now. thank you hemant for doing this series, i’ve grown up in a strict religious household my whole life and this series helps me see how crazy, man made, and poorly written the bible really is. i don’t know if you plan to do the whole bible or not but you definitely should. you should also make an audio book with all the chapters of the bible, that would be forever useful.

[@Simonofcalifornia]

Problem is not people only worshiping this god, but the god’s so called “chosen people”.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

S I M O N Who are these people and these “chosen people” and this god?

[@Malidictus]

OK, I know this is very puerile of me, but "While Israel was staying in Shittim..." made me giggle because I completely misheard the name there.

[@marienbad2]

First Fucking Line!!! omg I only just read this when Hemant said it and I too laughed like crazy.

[@solentbum]

I thought he was reading from the script of a 'Carry on Film'.

[@AndrewJens]

@@solentbum He is.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@solentbum Carry on Killing

[@visaman]

Noah's Ark was made from Shittim wood

[@garryferrington811]

How many of the Israelites have been killed off so far?! How many of these people were there supposed to be? Also, considering everything god has done so far, when do the Israelites start taking god seriously? This is downright wacky. If god told me, "I'm gonna part the sea, dude," and then DID it, I would be sure to not piss him off. Not the Israelites, though. Pissing god off is all in a day's work to them!

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Well, The BuyBull would be a lot less threatening / convincing to the dupes, oops! I meant Believers, If the Israelites acted sensibly and just did everything exactly as Jahweh said. It seems that "The Fear of Gawd" has to be continually beaten into The Suckers, oops! The Faithful, and an effective way to do that to keep demonstrating Gawd's Bad Side...

[@jstube36]

So much for "thou shalt not committ murder". Maybe God should have said that famous commandment has conditions applied. And he will also go back against "thou shalt not steal, covet thy neighbors goods" As God through Moses will Command his Israelites to invade, massacre, plunder their Midian neighbors. And those sacred commandments become null and void right then and there. Brings up an interesting question. What good are commandments and laws, if they are not even honored by the ones who issue them?

[@visaman]

All murder is killing but not all killing is murder.

[@JosephKano]

@@visaman stabbing two people to death without warning who were no threat to you. Sounds a tad murderous to me.

[@visaman]

@@JosephKano not if they were evil. What if they were NAZIS during World War 2?

[@JosephKano]

@@visaman even they were given trials, with evidence being presented etc. I also don't believe in the death penalty for any reason. When I was young and dumb and still a theist I did. Now as an older person who doesn't believe in gods I don't see it as being the right of anyone to do. Pulling out the name of a hated group of murderous authoritarians for an emotional reaction is a cheap tactic by the way.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

jstube36 What do you mean “So much for”? God’s never committed murder and since when is anyone killing an animal belonging to them murder, or even killing a criminal?

[@robertx8020]

I love the way you tell these 'historical 🤪' stories (and the humor😍) Strange how ppl can be reading this and still think "Yes, this god is a loving and caring god' but than egain,...I used to be one of them 😔

[@lh1673]

Me too, forced by parent from 9, believed this book till 51, but it’s amazing I’m understanding more well of this book by atheist😅

[@robertx8020]

@@lh1673 right?

[@lh1673]

@@robertx8020 Yes, it’s beyond words when indoctrinated thinking all the killings God commanded were okay. So shameful!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Robert X Well pointed out, as the historical stories; if you were one of the ppl who thought ““Yes this god is a loving and caring god’”, I don’t know who those people are or who their god is, but I’m sure that god is not loving nor caring.

[@robertx8020]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I agree But ask most christians and they WILL tell you that!

[@leonardkirk3893]

I'm just surprised the bible bothered to mention her name. Soooooo.... progress?? 😕

[@visaman]

She was from the royal family.

[@andystokes8702]

Just imagine, if somebody took the Bible and changed all the names and any references to God, set the story in modern times and set it in America rather than the middle east. A work of pure fiction which included all the animal and human sacrifices, groups of people waging war on their neighbours etc. Would anybody ever consider this to be a book they would happily have their young children read or perhaps read to them as a bedtime story? If not, why not?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

andy stokes No, I don’t think so

[@andystokes8702]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I just imagine sitting on the edge of the bed talking to a 7 year old child who wants a story before they go to sleep - Once upon a time there was a man who had to leave his house because the city where he lived was being destroyed with fire and brimstone and everybody was dying a horrible painful death because they had been naughty. That's what happens to you if you are naughty. This man managed to get away but unfortunately his wife looked the wrong way and she was killed and turned into a pillar of salt. That's what happens to you if you look at something when you have been told not to. The man and his two daughters managed to escape and a bit later the two daughters got their dad really drunk and then they shagged him silly so that they could get pregnant. There, night night, sweet dreams.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@andystokes8702 Very interesting, I like how you don’t follow your own guidelines, don’t change any names, don’t give any reason for the city being destroyed, make the child a 7 year old, and make the bedtime story quite irrelevant to your lessons on naughtiness and looking one way or another, especially when you make it a fictional story with no logical story or reasoning.

[@andystokes8702]

@@Daniel-cz7kd And your point is what, Daniel? What are these guidelines you mention? Don't change any names - My story did not name anybody. Don't give any reason for the city being destroyed - the reason is largely irrelevant, the 7 year old child wouldn't care one way or another. It is a horrific story yet one you are more than happy to tell your own children. Make the child a 7 year old - and why not? Christians ram this absolute shite down their childrens throats well before they are seven, they indoctrinate them from birth. What age would you find preferable - 5, 10, 13? You choose. I'm sure that if you are a Christian you might find this uncomfortable - tough shit, you're the ones pedalling this crock of poo, the fact that you are offended by it should tell you something but that's not going to happen, is it. You are the ones who think that telling small children these things is fine, not me. Moving to a different story - do you tell your children the story of David slewing the giant? - Yes, I'm sure you do although Im equally sure you do not tell them the very next bit - you know, the bit where David needs to prove himself to the king in order to gain the king's daughter's hand in marriage. Send your kids to me, I'll tell them all about how David slaughtered 200 men, cut off thir forekins and presented them to the king. Is that offensive too. Yes, it is, but it's your Bible that tells this story yet as Christians you seem somewhat relutant to tell your children about it. Go on, have the courage of your convictions.

[@bradenhendrickson3412]

I can’t wait for him to get to Numbers 31😈

[@richardnedbalek1968]

And the land grab continues…

[@kellydalstok8900]

To this day

[@lower_case_t]

We shouldn't forget that depending on how long the couple had been getting it on already, there was almost certainly a 3rd person in the room already. Who got murdered together with their parents. Even Republicans should hate this story.

[@visaman]

Some commentaries say that they were married, and not whoring around.

[@lower_case_t]

@@visaman I'm not sure why that would matter here, but I find some of the implications deeply troubling. The text makes it clear that the couple deserved to be murdered together with whatever had started growing in the woman's womb. Are you saying that by being interracially married they made the crime of race defilement so bad that it crossed the line for god, and that he would have let it pass if they just had a little fun?

[@visaman]

@@lower_case_t It was the religious practices of the others that God didn't approve of. Unfortunately we are not privy to the context, but, it must have been widely known, at the time of the writings. The couple were of nobility, that's why their names are mentioned. Perhaps they were plotting a political coup of some sort against the Israelites?

[@lower_case_t]

@@visaman In your opinion, can any murder ever be wrong? Every murder victim ever could perhaps have been plotting something. That's a rather weak justification, but I guess it's good enough for religious folks to kill anyone they don't like, especially when priests smell competition.

[@visaman]

@@lower_case_t well, of course murder is wrong. Let's say, that from time to time, a little vigilante justice is at least tolerated by society. The Bernard Goetz case is a prime example. Goetz shot a man on the subway, thinking that he was about to be robbed. He was seen as a hero, for a brief time, at least, he did serve time for illegal firearms possession, and was sued for $43 million, by the man who was shot. But, for a brief time he was a hero, just like in the Bible Story. I will admit, that this was the first time that I heard this Bible Story, so, I am not an expert by any means, I just quoted what several apologists have written.

[@rwandaforever6744]

I would understand the followers, if they just accept that they serve a cruel and murderous god and say that they respect his power and whatnot. At least that would be truthful. But, alas, they rather go bonkers and drivel about some loving god and thou shall not kill and evil people going to hell, while also saying the Bible is true from page one to the end. And god somehow changed, because Jesus and stuff. And now is really nice, yet still condemns people to hell for not believing or being gay or getting raped, but - and I like to quote Carlin here - "He loves you!". And of course it is something different, when a Muslim kills a Christian than when a Christian kills a Muslim. Crusades and such are OK. And, as we can see in Numbers, when you are just living your life and have a nice little city, along comes a massive number of marauding people that demand you let them in and when you say "Weeeelll, I'd rather not. You look too dangerous and we do not have enough food anyway" your city will be razed, your people slaughtered and the murderers will still call you evil and feel no remorse AND think they made the right choice. Why not just say: We like to do whatever we like and if we want to kill and pillage and rape, we will do so, because OUR god does not care how we do thing as long as we get stuff done. That at least would be refreshingly honest.

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Oh, I agree and well said. But don't forget that "Refreshing Honesty" was one of Hitler's characteristics that got him into power! Trump, too, is known for his "Refreshing Honesty"...

[@laurajarrell6187]

Friendly Atheist, Hemant, beautifully said, every word! How gross the bible really is, reading it atheinized me pretty quick!👍🌊💙💙💙🌊🥰✌

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Laura Jarrell Even the parts that were stupid?

[@laurajarrell6187]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I found almost all of it either stupid or darn near evil. Actually, a lot was evil! But, it also just sounded mythical. And I was reading it as a believer. I thought it must be the translation, so I read a total of five different versions! All were bad. I felt that if this God were real, we should figure out how to kill it! But, now, 45 years later, I know where many of the myths came from and that most believers don't know much about it. 🥰✌

[@KeriRautenkranz]

@@laurajarrell6187 Well said! I also read three versions of that vile book six times total and came to the same conclusion many years ago. All Believers should be encouraged or even forced to read the book they profess belief in from cover to cover.

[@laurajarrell6187]

@@KeriRautenkranz 🥰😘✌💙💙💙

[@tealx8462]

@@KeriRautenkranz Definitely!

[@myhorse52]

How in the world can anyone with one ounce of intelligence believe this crazy stuff?

[@KeriRautenkranz]

By being brainwashed from an early age, mostly. The most horrible form of child molestation... destruction of the mind and critical thought.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

myhorse52 It can be any reason, most of the followers point out they enjoy the jokes and humour and/or what he says, however many intellectuals, some who address the crazy stuff directly on KZbin, have been able to explain the accurate story and how to understand everything right.

[@aprilherron628]

Thank you Hemant. What you do really helped me today.

[@tomsenior7405]

God is such a lovely deity. She does so much for everyone. The kindness and love that the god of the OT displays is heart-warming. And to think, Atheists are out there, sacrificing Babies every day and becoming Gay and doing their Sinning. But do not fret, God will be back soon. Any second now. Any minute. In a day or two the non-believers will be judged in a week's time. Maybe a Month or two at the most... but God is coming back.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Tom Senior What God are you talking about? She’s not a God, never can be.

[@JosephKano]

@@Daniel-cz7kd LOL. Your hilarious.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@JosephKano Thanks, but what does that have to do with anything?

[@JosephKano]

@@Daniel-cz7kd you are a very funny fellah. That what it has to do with things. You bring mirth and joy as I laugh at you.

[@tealx8462]

This is Insanity!!!!

[@DrBear-rk4qb]

Thank you for the weekly, comedic reminders of how bizarre, gruesome, and inane the Bible is, Hemant! I'm glad I'm an atheist and no longer struggling with the cognitive dissonance I had during my last few years as a Christian. I used to make excuses for the Bible; now I just laugh at how absurd it is.

[@dafyddthomas6897]

If only Balaam had waited for one chapter, he could have cursed Israel

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Dafydd Thomas Don’t you mean Balak?

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

More Yahweh, more murders...

[@warrendriscoll350]

That's 24000 down. It's true, they won't survive to the promised land. But on the way, the entire region east of the Mediterranean will become a smoldering ruin.

[@while.coyote]

Did you say daughter of ZOOL? No wonder Gozer the Gozarian was so upset with us.

[@brunozeigerts6379]

Daughter of Zur? Her father was the villain from The Last Starfighter?(yeah, it was spelled Xur... but it sounds the same.)

[@KanaG44]

btw, the Finnish translation has one more line at the end, which just says "After the plague,". Like wouldn't it have been better in the next chapter.

[@erictan8432]

In Numbers 25:1 it says they were messing around with the MOABITE women, but after killing a MIDIANITE woman, the Israelites were saved. Moabites and Midianites are totally different people: Moabites come from the incestuous sex of Lot and his daughter. Midianites are children of Abraham and Keturah. This is a scribal error in the Bible.

[@pfefferfilm]

Ok so the "Spear Through Two People Going At It" scene is apparently in Friday the 13th Part 2 so maybe Jason was just doing the work of god?

[@lh1673]

This God REGRETTED he created human cuz they were evil and drowned them in Genesis. But drowning was not enough, even 8 good human’s FREEWILL not enough. I guess during the boat floating this God thought of the stories of coming books he wants to write, thinking I need to execute again next will be broad daylight.

[@TheAFandAM]

Shouldn't someone have come across one of those 24002 graves?

[@exillens]

No wonder early Christian thinkers like Marcion saw the old testament god of the Israelites as a blood thirsty demiurge and separate and below the higher being he felt jesus was representing. On a related note there were early Christian sects that taught jesus was an opposer of the old testament Israelite god and they use a verse in the Torah that says something like "he who is hung from a tree is cursed by yahweh". As to say the old testament god had jesus crucified for preaching to people how to liberate from him and his torah. Of course this type of teaching whether sensible or not would only add to the negative treatment of jewish people by impressionable racists beyond the negative narratives already against jews in the new testament. Just food for thought here

[@solanceDarkMOW]

The hell even was this chapter?

[@ragevsraid7703]

Why do i not get notifications? I have my bell on always 😭

[@brynpookc1127]

KZbin is a fickle master. It gives you what it thinks you should have, not what you asked for.

[@cfltheman]

He forgot his uncle had a Midianite wife.

[@blksmagma]

Wait till you get to chapter 31. Even God has dementia.

[@SUperDEvil137]

What good can you expect from the religion which trump follows?

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Even Trump, in a rare moment of "hot microphone" lucidity, said something like "Who believe this stuff?"

[@werewolfantipaladin]

You are aware that both Biden and Nancy claim to be Catholics. Who are Christian and thus believe this book as well.

[@visaman]

Trump is Jewish?

[@SUperDEvil137]

@@visaman no but dont they worship the same god?

[@JosephKano]

@@visaman no tRump is a narcissistic misogynistic Megalomaniac. Hmmm much like the Christofascists god. No wonder they get on so well.

[@nomxhosapekani7966]

The summary was the beast.👍😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

NomXhosa Pekani Another stupid thing Hemant said

[@nomxhosapekani7966]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I found it hilaroius not stupid🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@nomxhosapekani7966 I suppose, hilariously stupid

[@robertwilliams570]

Amen

[@erictan8432]

The woman didn't see it coming because they were obviously doing it 69 style.

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

We need an HBO adaptation of Bible stories.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Ricardo Aguirre You mean a T.V. Show?

[@garryferrington811]

An accurate one though, with depictions of actual biblical angels, which are frankly terrifying. Somebody put animated images of them on KZbin, and my wife couldn't even watch it. Too scary.

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

@@Daniel-cz7kd yes.

[@katarinalove8649]

Wait til your wife goes to hell

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@ricardoaguirre6126 They’ve already made many, pretty good ones and kinda poor ones, along with the latest.

[@chadhardy35]

Yahweh The Tyrant...back at it with his old shenanigans!!

[@_Omega_Weapon]

The Abrahamic god is logically impossible

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Omega Weapon Correct, logically impossible, there is no Abrahamic god.

[@larrycampbell7442]

Once you try Moabite poontang …

[@spencerbean8802]

Theres literally a scene in Friday the 13th Part 2 where Jason uses a spear to impale a couple mid-coitus.

[@hzaagman8005]

Missionary accomplished...?

[@realrealwarpet]

Bible prophecy fulfilled! Jason voorhees also killed 2 people with a spear during coitous.

[@user-saraswatidevi]

I cant stop imaging phineas from phineas and ferb killing people now😂

[@tellme5167]

Listen to Buddhas teachings about peace.

[@chesthoIe]

The Phineas Priesthood, referencing this story, set off two pipe bombs in Spokane, because the bible told them here that mixing races was bad.

[@gulkale2803]

The wages of sin is death.

[@amy_pieterse]

Lol. That was a deadly three some. One dude managed to spear 2 people, must have been a big spear. At least the two died doing what they loved.

[@wolfos420]

.Nice.

[@roostermcscratch9060]

You’ve gotta be Shittim me.

[@GARYWERSLEY]

there is no good reason to believe in Moses jeaous god or allah, high god of the ancient Arabic pagan pantheon.

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

Didn't Jason kill teenagers like that one time? I think it was a curtain rod.

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

1. Bael was the big boy, and I mean the BIIIIIIIG boy, in that part of the world. I do believe the suffix "el" is even where you get God's other name, "Elohim". The people who wrote the Bible would have been in the "Yahweh school", so to speak, but before full Jewish unification, there was the Yahweh side and the Elohim side, as far as I know. 2. WOW, uhh...wasn't Moses married to a Midianite? CHILL, dude. They were Jewish (by which I just mean that they worshipped Yahweh/Elohim, since Judaism wasn't a thing yet, not as we understand it). Freaking casual Biblical racism, eh? George Carlin had ANOTHER point, Hemant: "You worship God?" "Yep." "You worship MY God?" "Nope." BANG goes the gun. 3. Oh, "God's anger" equals "plague" in a lot of these stories. There's stuff in the "Iliad", which was a Bronze Age narrative (though written in the Iron Age, but it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY older than tht) where the god Apollo kills a bunch of Greek soldiers outside of Troy by way of plague, because these guys had pillaged the temple of Apollo just outside of Troy and kidnapped one of his priests, and the priest's daughter. Apollo was, among other things, the god of plague: he could rain his arrows down on you in form of illness, rather than actual arrows. 4. Snort, this Phinehas dude would have looked a lot more like you than like me, Hemant. I'm half Irish, so pathetically pale skin, light eyes, etc. Jesus too, for that matter. you ever see a white Palestinian? Me neither. 5. Hey, obit-wise for that woman, not the WORST deal ever. At least she go a name. I would need to confirm this by actually reading he thing, like I've been telling myself to do for ages, but I'm FAIRLY sure I've heard that Mother Mary is the only named woman in the Quran. Can anyone confirm?

[@jonathanmarkoff4469]

This all sounds a bit like Game of Thrones.

[@ro.m.6432]

The Bible critizes sinners for sexual abusions. So why does the friendly Atheist react with "Lul, the Bible talks about sexuality"?

[@floptaxie68]

You’re not paying attention

[@nagranoth_]

Everything wrong, in just 8 minutes? False advertisement....

[@joknaepkens]

in 25:6-9 the whole assembly was standing in front of the tent and no one stopped them? Seems like those Levites are not doing their job. No mention of them having sex either. Pointing out she was Midianite is silly too when Moses' own wife was one. Trying to apply logic @ the bible is silly too, i know. :p

[@ScammersUniverse5347]

I have caught up with you. Thank you for making the Bible more interesting then it is not. However still makes no sense. However you make it entertaining. However again God did not come down and write a book. I can not believe people believe this BS.

[@thosethatcan]

Don't bother...w that bible brand..it's been owned by savdi Rabia and trvmp. So good luck.

[@AndHence]

Shish kabob

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

Sorry, I'm just not mature enough to hear a name like Shittim without giggling.

[@marklivingstone3710]

Huh, who new God was a magat.😂

[@voiceofchrist8290]

Who created all of these people in the Bible?

[@AndrewJens]

They are fictitious, so … ignorant and superstitious iron-age men created them.

[@voiceofchrist8290]

@@AndrewJens Are you 100% certain that the Israelites were fictional people?

[@AndrewJens]

@@voiceofchrist8290 Since there is zero non-biblical evidence for them … yes. Thanks for asking. BTW, have you watched the video? Which part of what was said are you commenting upon here?

[@voiceofchrist8290]

@@AndrewJens Yes I watched the entire video, this is a random question but what exactly do you mean when you say non Biblical evidence? Are you implying that the Israelites does not exist outside of the Bible?

[@AndrewJens]

@@voiceofchrist8290 Asked and answered. When you have a question related to the video we'll be happy to help you.

[@merbst]

Shittim!

[@adrianvazquez6142]

Once u die and go 6ft under... dose it really prove u know about the afterlife??? Nooo!!! You're on your way to the grave along with your teachings and theses people will follow u to the grave. U won't be atheist once u die. Revelation 21:8

[@JosephKano]

Yes dear. Now eat your ice cream and go and play.

[@tedschwartz2142]

HE SHOULD DO MORE ON HINDU RELIGION AND HINDU APOLOGETICS THAN ALWAYS CHRISTANITY .. HE IS A INDIAN GUY ... IS THE HINDU RELIGION AS BAD AS OTHER RELIGIONS .. so WHY CANNOT HE DO ABOUT HINDU GODS ..