Everything Wrong With Revelation 14 in the Bible

[@rcblazer]

Another hilarious chapter of Revelation. "You have successfully wiped out all of humanity. Level 1 Complete!"

[@starshinedragonsong3045]

🎉

[@starrystarrynight52]

"All your base are belong to us!"

[@fcsuper]

Getting 3 Body Problem vibes.

[@satinbarbi]

I can hardly wait for today's Easter Sunday Bible lesson! Remember Jesus was glued to the cross for our sins with Crucifixitive! The King of the Glues!

[@Soundbrigade]

I thought the Romans used Liquid Nails as it is often discounted at Domum Vectum (the Roman’s Home Depot).

[@johnburn8031]

🤣

[@seitisetsoh4991]

I've found out that there is a "war on Easter" now, lol

[@satinbarbi]

@@seitisetsoh4991 Oh No! Think of the poor chocolate bunnies!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@satinbarbi Have you even read the Bible or did you just forget?

[@dj33036]

Someone got into the mushrooms.

[@lisaboban]

So many mushrooms...

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Perhaps, though that doesn’t excuse his lack of understanding or teaching in ignorance

[@seangonzales2353]

Right

[@lotanerve]

And god said they were good.

[@MGTOWforthewin]

​@@Daniel-cz7kd There is no understanding or reason when one attempts to dissect and examine a fictional storybook called the bible; it's all based on mythological malarkey and superstitious hogwash.

[@elvisneedsboats3714]

Can you imagine if someone tried to make a movie out of Revelation? Of course, it would have to be shown in IMAX. It would be the most bonkers movie ever!

[@kewakl8891]

the greatest story ever told /s

[@ScottADeJong]

Crazy enough, someone did make a movie of at least part of this. The Rapture (1991) starred Mimi Rogers and David Duchovny. It was pretty b grade and included riding motorcycles as the trumpets sounded. It may not be good, but at least it’s confusing.

[@kewakl8891]

@@ScottADeJong _It may not be good, but at least it’s confusing_ :)

[@tomboughan2718]

Hal Lindsey had his book Late, Great Planet Earth made into a movie. So did Tim LaHaye did with his Left Behind series of books. Now there is a new one called The Ark and Darkness done by Genesis project about parallels between days of Noah and today and what is in Revelation.

[@elvisneedsboats3714]

@@tomboughan2718 Did those movies actually include everything in Revelation and were the depictions accurate (the eyeball angels, etc.)? I’m not talking about using the end times, rapture, whatever you call it as a setting for a story. I mean a film including literally everything in the chapter.

[@JolindaWhite]

I look forward to this every week I'm so glad you started doing this again you are very entertaining thank you

[@Maryfs1]

5:18 Now I want to create my own wine brand and name it God's Fury! 😂

[@kewakl8891]

trump should have claimed revelation 14:13 as "blessed are those who fall on their swords for trump!" there MUST be a (t)reason that they all fall down for trump

[@pixel9548]

Astonishing how they've abandoned Jesus for Trump.

[@doneidson]

I'm sure you mean Obama.

[@kewakl8891]

@@doneidson when did obama feign adherence to a fairy-tale book that he knows nothing about?

[@nuno.picado]

I had no idea they had heavy hallucinogens back then, yet here we are.

[@johnburn8031]

Adding a comment to feed the KZbin algorithm. 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@lindatheheathen]

I’m here for the great winepress of gods wrath

[@tomboughan2718]

This is where that Civil War hymn came from, The Wrath of God song.

[@galloe8933]

I forget sometimes, that way back in I was like 22, I made this Email, but said I was born in 66, and I've been getting the oddest advertisments for seniours for the last couple of months. I'm trying to be sold for, $99 a month, an armor plated RV, why? This is all part of the made up fears that haunt our elderly. Getting out of date emergancy rations that didn't sell, this kick ass RV made for the streets, coins, gold, life insurance, and many other uncomfotable ads about stuff no one needs, stop promoting my grand parent's fears, algorithm!

[@pixel9548]

I'm "elderly" and I get this crap, of course. Just wait until the funeral people get hold of your info!

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Funerals are expensive and people usually fight over who inheritances what. Beter whrite your will now or their going to fight over what's left ​@@pixel9548

[@galloe8933]

Heh, I was mostly thinking of my mother when I wrote that, she is turrning 63 this year and seeing this bothers me.

[@emilyfeagin2673]

Watch out for AARP, they are relentless.

[@pixel9548]

@@emilyfeagin2673 Don't I know it!

[@andrewgodo9799]

One door damned if you do. The other door damned if you don’t. IT’S THE SECOND DOOR.

[@jadeekelgor2588]

These doors don't lead anywhere!?!

[@khodges5497]

Revelation was never intended to be a book of prophecy, in the first place. It was written as a political critique of Rome. The readers of that day knew and understood that. It wasn’t until the Council of Nicaea that it was considered a book of prophecy.

[@emilyfeagin2673]

That makes sense. Thanks for sharing

[@khodges5497]

@@emilyfeagin2673 It’s really amazing how many Christians have no idea about the actual history and context of wht they’re being told in church. (As most of them have never even read the texts themselves)

[@fcsuper]

3:52 "midair" seems to be a reference to a stage of Heaven, back when people believed Heaven was literally in the sky. It's the place where birds fly up in the sky.

[@archangel996]

3:02 Hemant really said "20 bucks is 20 bucks" lol 😂

[@RaphaelOliphant]

I really think they can make a anime out of this book, it would be hilarious (what were these guys smoking who wrote this book)😂😅😊❤❤cannot wait for the the next chapter.

[@Earthling247]

Always amazed when people have actually read this stuff and still worship.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

And what’s the matter with that? Why do you care if a person lives their life as an atheist, agnostic, Jew, Christian, Mormon, Buddhist, catholic, Islamic or other?

[@Earthling247]

@@Daniel-cz7kd if they are not making laws or negatively affecting others it doesn’t bother me at all. In fact, I encourage everyone to live and be happy any way they choose, provided it isn’t harming anyone.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

⁠​⁠@@Earthling247 Interesting, what is the problem with laws, negatively affecting others or harming anyone?

[@Earthling247]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Law based on religious bullshit should be thrown out immediately. Commonsense constructive laws that are for the good of everyone are fine. But you already knew this. Separation of church and state, period.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Earthling247​​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ Really? Do you know where “Separation of church and state” came from in the first place and what it meant? Besides where do you get the idea of “Law based on religious should be thrown out immediately.” Or “Commonsense constructive laws that are for the good of everyone are fine.”

[@kevinstclair7692]

When I read this damn weird story, I was saying, Whatever these writers were smoking or sniffing, had to be some strong shit, what the hell Am I reading? Now I'm watching, listening and, I'm saying, what the hell is that I'm hearing?

[@jackpine1033]

MAN! The author must have had some really BAD ACID!

[@l.a.gothro3999]

So this is from whence the lyrics of the first verse of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" came!

[@laurajarrell6187]

Ah, I'm early, then when it's on, I'll be late! 👍✌💙💙🥰✌

[@oldbiker9739]

nobody snuggles with that book

[@larrywalker5374]

Saturday Night Live opener nailed it.

[@mgoVEX]

Only the rainbow angel can prove God is real, the peacock angel 🌈🦚.

[@tomboughan2718]

There is a peacock throne in Iraq.

[@mgoVEX]

@@tomboughan2718 Makes senses, thx.

[@renel7303]

God bless the Easter Peacock.

[@tomboughan2718]

St. Augustine and ot he Church Fathers had objected to Revelation, being 180 degrees from message of Jesus. But St. Augustine said if you take it as metaphors of spiritual inner struggles, it will be all right.

[@mgrzx3367]

And then Hanabie sang " Pardon me I have to go now". And god blessed it

[@QueenBoadicea]

2:03 I've often been told that the word commonly translated as "virgin" in the buybull was "parthenos", which meant "young girl" or "young unmarried girl". Is this a different word for "virgin" when it describes these 144,000 MEN? Also, many of the men mentioned in the buybull had multiple wives and/or concubines. We're still in Genesis when we read that Lamech (a descendant of Cain) had two wives, Adah and Zillah. Since when is Lord Jealous concerned whether men have been getting it on with the ladies?

[@lh1673]

I remember the Christian org I was in published a book about events in Revelation’s. At first sight was excited seeing the red front cover of the book BUT the problem was the inside, a scary BEASTS picture even to adults😮 I thought to myself even indoctrinated that time, wow this book God sure loves SF movie characters (animals)😅

[@lillia5333]

Hemant is never wrong, even if he is wrong, he is right😊

[@AlexM1983DHUN]

Who needs the devil when you have a god like this. 🙂

[@jessewilley531]

Hrrmm... if I knew Christianity promised me the future would be Godzilla King of Monsters with God replacing Charles Dance...

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, so NO ONE in the Quiverful movement is going to Heaven. Literally by definition, because it says that the 144,000 are all virgins, and we are to assume, virgin males. So, no women in Heaven either, so that's me out, thank the Gods. I guess every woman is free to be an theist? Like...I kind of don't identify as one because I DO still have a God concept, but I don't know...I'm definitely not a believer of THIS god, though.

[@janel.8921]

Quiverful men would be excluded, since they are to sire children.

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

I hear it as sharpsickle. No, I want a popsicle. Joking aside, even as a religious person, I hated Revelation. It seemed like gross, scary and cruel book back then and it still does now.

[@visaman]

It's a warning that a second Nero was about to rule the Roman Empire.

[@AuntieMamies]

Why does God hate us so much? I read somewhere that only like 144k people will get into heaven? Apparently God couldn't build an addition. And I think it's rude

[@visaman]

Only The Jehova's Witnesses apparently

[@AuntieMamies]

@@visaman at the rate of proselytizing they do that numbers gonna have to kick up or they're in for a not so tasty treat later on

[@lh1673]

@@visaman😂,I wonder why I believed it as jw😅

[@daviddunmore7076]

The Relation of St. John the Divine - Just exactly what was he on?

[@AlexM1983DHUN]

Magic shrooms and mandrake roots.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

He was not Divine nor was he on anything

[@tiredofliars]

Damnit, I get to this one place in the game and everyone dies every time! Time to load the saved game.

[@robertbeaman5761]

And we met the Sea Breeze

[@lh1673]

Imagine an author who claims I’m LOVE, want that verses 17 to 20 to be read and explained to pure little children (smart child asking for explanation of it) before going to sleep😮

[@janmillerstopmotion]

Sharpsicle: worse than the grape popsicle.

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

Is that where "no rest for the wicked" comes from? Certainly odd context, as observed by Hemant!

[@olyokie]

And Froto said unto the Skywalker be nice to Mother Goose.

[@Soundbrigade]

When will get the weird opium dreams?! The best’s sign on their forehead. What sign could that be? 🤔 Perchance MAGA??? 😉

[@lillia5333]

That was my thought too!😂

[@Ephraim-e4o]

Someone should make a movie out of it

[@blacbraun]

Revelation: God will kill you multiple times and you'll love it!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Many already have 🎥

[@lillia5333]

I love this one. It was hilarious. But I must admit that when you talked about the mark on the forhead, I imagined MAGA-people with "make america great again"-hats. They were worshipping the adulterous beast. Sorry.

[@doneidson]

The author (John, I suppose) must have been on acid when he wrote this.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

My son told me that Jesus was a lich, and I believe him.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Too bad you don’t believe the truth 🫤

[@l.a.gothro3999]

@@Daniel-cz7kd what, he's a zombie? Too bad you believe a myth.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@l.a.gothro3999 Whoever said that? Besides what makes you think 💭 a myth?

[@laurensdehaan2202]

Clearly the author had imbibed - deliberately or accidentally - some kind of hallucinogenic substance(s), and was in its throes for a while. Kudos to him for remembering so much of it!

[@alanhilder1883]

Much like Collerige while writing before someone ( Dirk Gently ) knocked on his door going on about albatrosses. That ghost had gone to a lot of wasted effort to get his story written.

[@khodges5497]

Actually, it was never meant to be taken literally, or as prophecy. It was written as a coded political critique of Rome. The readers of the day would have understood that. So, no acid or other hallucinogenic substances involved.

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

I mean, if Heaven is any good, and it's only really gay dudes up there, WOOT, because that's, like, half my favourite people on Earth. No joke, either.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Guess again, same with Hemant 🙄

[@lillia5333]

But... but... gay guys have not been with women and I'm sure there are at least 144 000 of them. Hemant is never wrong❤

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

@@Daniel-cz7kd, oh wait, that god condones the state-sponsored murder of homosexuals. Well, Yahweh, honey, MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND. You confuse people as dumb as Steven Anderson to latch onto that rhetoric. Mind you, that "man" is a subhuman.

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

@@lillia5333, damn right! WOOOO!

[@emilyfeagin2673]

The decor must be divine!

[@TheRaker1000]

is there an anime of all this?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Some

[@LeislSchutte-jb2yu]

This man is amazing

[@paulacampbell2064]

Sounds like a messed up 3rd rate movie

[@Zachary-fd9zn]

Can someone please explain that simple math to me and dumb it down as much as you possibly can

[@kewakl8891]

revelation 14:16 PROVES the FLAT-EARTH theory. A flat sickle cannot harvest an oblate spheroid is one pass. /s

[@kewakl8891]

sickle, Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. ...

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

​@@kewakl8891 use the wording in the official dictonary. If everybody gives words their own meaning then red can mean tree and water can mean tv and a whole lot of other mess that's too chaotic. Oh no, he smiled at me, smiling now means driving over somebody with a car because you dont seem to care about using the official dictonary

[@kewakl8891]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 not sure what you are getting at

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@kewakl8891 that we have an official dictionary where words have a clear defined meaning and if you use words without using the defined meaning attached to them then you could twist the meaning of those words to mean anything you want to fit whatever false narrative you want which is disingengenius.

[@kewakl8891]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 not really helpful. what, exactly, is your problem with what I posted?

[@MarkJones-fw3mo]

So the lamb is the Judas goat.

[@laurajarrell6187]

Friendly Atheist, Hemant, lol, since you've 'sold your soul on ebay', you must be purchased back, lol. 👍💙💙💙🥰✌

[@tryme3969]

Does anyone in this world fit the description of a man of God?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Plenty of people fit the description, what are you asking?

[@tryme3969]

@@Daniel-cz7kd How can anyone fit the description of a man of God if there is no God?

[@alienonion4636]

Clearly none of them are women.

[@wyldink1]

Does anyone fit the description of Man of Steel? Well, since you believe Superman is a real person, you'd answer yes. Isn't that right?

[@Tuna_Man2323]

Plenty of pdf files do.

[@emilyfeagin2673]

I read the book of Revelation when I was in high school. I came away with the impression that the shepherds had some how discovered LSD and magic mushrooms long before my friends had

[@davesimms8825]

That’s not 144000, it’s just gross, actually a kilogross

[@LeislSchutte-jb2yu]

Well let’s be honest they use Christianity to attempt to glorify martyrdom

[@jamesburke2110]

A stadia is 1/8 of a mile so 1600 stadia is about 200 miles

[@alanhilder1883]

Was it the radius or diameter?

[@jayjay-bz3rr]

Why is it that the “friendly atheist” mocks the Bible? Do you mock the Quran also? Why not?

[@robind.phillips2129]

Wait. What!? The 144,000 are all virgins? do the JW's know this? 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Anyway, thanks for sharing.

[@jamiegallier2106]

❤❤❤

[@qbasicmichael]

No lie: zeph 3:13. Babylon is fallen: isaiah 21:9. Babylon's wine: jeremiah 51:7. The harvest: joel 3:13. Son of man on the cloud: daniel 7:13; mark 13:26. The winepress and massive blood: isaiah 63:3-6. Jehovah's witnesses interpret the 144000 as a priestly class. The leaders of jehovah's witnesses, a group of men in new york called the governing body, claim to be members of it. But the 144000, and priests, cannot lie. (Revelation 14:5; malachi 2:6-7.) But, the governing body have shown themselves to be liars by, among other things, claiming that jerusalem was destroyed in 607bce, and that the great tribulation would come before the 1914 generation passes away. Thus, they are liars and presumptuous false prophets, rather than true priests of jehovah. (Deuteromory 18:20-22). It turns out they lied about other things too, about there having been a global flood about 4300 years ago. About when daniel was written. About the bible not containing contradictions. About humans not evolving from animals. Ultimately, about the existence of god and the supernatural. I used to respect those men and look up to them as righteous, as jehovah's anointed royal priests, as ambassadors of jesus. Now i know they are liars. They're not better than me. They're deluded at best.

[@kewakl8891]

@02:19 "you know which people have not defiled themselves with women?" aborted fetuses?

[@kewakl8891]

all the _first-born_ children of egypt

[@tomboughan2718]

Or eunuchs.

[@pixel9548]

Incels?

[@Frances864]

❤

[@Kennylaggins]

I guess you just solved it, the rapture can’t happen until there are at least 20 Billion people on the planet. 😂😂😂😂

[@Christianityisamyth]

Hi

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Hello

[@sengembale1722]

20 billion people could be accurate Mr narrater. See the assumption is that all people who have lived from the creation of the world till judgement day will be resurrected just so that their blood is squeezed out like grape juice. I just want to know what would happen in paradise when one of the people who will make it there commits a sin then God decides to punish everyone in paradise with death and sickness, the Jesus has to come again to die for their sins

[@alanhilder1883]

2 ads in this, both were religious garbage, ( muslim in this case )

[@russriley3005]

for a non-believer, you sure read the bible a lot. sorry but I tend to be the devil's advocate. why not talk about the bibles first woman that was transexual. that of man turns to woman

[@apricebcd]

I'm a gay, but I think a forehead tattoo is a bit much so I'm guessing I'll be joining you by pressing the down button.,

[@davidlafleche1142]

How do you know it's a tattoo?

[@apricebcd]

Just guessing. but I don't believe any of this shit. it is a very fancy fairy tale.@@davidlafleche1142

[@ANJEVE754]

You do not understand whats written - because it was not written for you Workers of iniquity were not accounted for in the books You only wait for your judgment which will be swift and full of weeping and gnashing of teeth !

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Hemant or friendly atheist Perhaps you’re correct, then again perhaps you’re wrong.

[@fordprefect5304]

Hey good buddy, I will complement you on your post. It is not judgmental or critical. Take care, Happy Easter

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@fordprefect5304 Interesting reply, considering how Hemant does both of those in his videos, to which you along with many others both support and encourage his interpretation and teaching style, yet, it seems like, the same would ridicule and criticize those who disagree with Hemant’s interpretation, maybe even correct it😏

[@fordprefect5304]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Again true, everyone has a bias and will interpret his videos according to their bias 😇

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

⁠@@fordprefect5304 What about the Bible?

[@fordprefect5304]

@@Daniel-cz7kd *What about the Bible* The bible was written as propaganda for a people from the time they emerged in the 10th century that were subjugated by every passing power. First the Egyptians, then the Assyrians, then the Babylonians, then the Persians.

[@furuleetsaingo]

Still never really found out what a bloody rabbit and eggs hunts came from 😂😅

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

They came from pagan god worship as I’ve learned with my friend who’s written ✍🏽 a book about it.

[@lillia5333]

It was fertility rituals during the time when there was real gods who didn't murder all the humans and squised the blood out of them. Things were more fun then❤

[@blacbraun]

@@lillia5333 Read gods? At least christians/muslims/jews are closer to the real number of gods than pagans.

[@khodges5497]

@@blacbraunGods aren’t real. They’re all fictional creations of man.

[@adelaidatanchico9497]

Yes your wish to go to hell will be granted. Only in jesus name you will be in heaven.