Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections

[@Moue666]

If the entire video was him just laughing and the sin counter going up every "Ha" I would have been equally satisfied.

[@itsmephil2255]

I'm hoping Lee at Cinema Wins does this film soon

[@jesperjee]

@@itsmephil2255 It would be a short video

[@MelStaub]

No thank you, his laugh makes me want to put screwdrivers into my ears

[@JuliaCris]

Me too

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

It's wild how you have the awareness to spot a cheap imitation clone reboot movie, but turn right around and promote a copycat channel @@itsmephil2255

[@courtney1496]

If I recall Laurence Fishburne wasn't even asked to be in this. Either way, I'm sure by now he doesn't mind the snub lol

[@CuracaoCow]

He dodged a bullet for SURE!!!!!!

[@hani6364]

Yeah I remember going through the articles about it

[@duncancurtis1758]

A production dispute

[@markpugh6808]

Him and Hugo Weaving both dodged a bullet by not being in this film

[@AZ-rl7pg]

oh I figured he turned it down because he didn't want to be part of such a train wreck of a sequel/"reboot". Keanu Reeves on the other hand is kinda stuck as Neo otherwise it would definitely fail if they tried to replace him.

[@xboxfosho]

The ending song being a bad cover of an original is such a good metaphor for this movie

[@theabyss86]

That’s kind of the point. See Simulacra and Simulation.

[@Dustyplastic73]

@@theabyss86oh yeah baby, the hyperreality.

[@rondaherriott]

I cannot express just how excited I was for this movie, and just how damn disappointed I was watching it.

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

Was it the forced woke bullshit? I have a feeling it was the forced woke bullshit.

[@nightcorefusion3884]

I booked tickets at the best Cinema in my country. Drove 6 hours the night before to be there for a 4AM showing. I was one of 200 people at the event. And I was one of 200 people leaving the event pissed off.

[@Moonchild1607]

You're not joking? It never needed a new movie. Expecting anything good from a sequel almost 20 years later is beyond retarded.

[@BrotherMag]

I'm so glad I stayed at home and watched it on HboMax. My apartment was filled with strings of profanity to shake the heavens . Lol

[@michaelsynoracki1034]

Very relatable. Would have been 10 times better if Lawrence fishburn was in it

[@jodinsan]

I almost fell out of my seat at the theater laughing at the self-referential shot the writers took at Warner Brothers. This movie had all the pieces of what could have been a decent addition to the franchise but then took all of those pieces and slap-dash threw them all together, like ignoring the directions to a 2000 piece LEGO set and trying to make it yourself.

[@richardknows6763]

It had Arnie bad joke vibes from Terminator scattered through it

[@johnpkelley_]

This. There were so many great pieces to this film that couldve made this an amazing film and they f'd it all up

[@StephJMillz]

Spot on... 💯

[@mdo]

Add to that terrible combat coreography and special effects right out of the Xbox 360 era and this made for a hilarious movie to watch (and not in the good way)

[@BrotherMag]

@@johnpkelley_ this is a basically a big F U to Warner Bros

[@ChamplainValleyRailSnapshots]

When they had the scene talking about the machines having their own civil war and some machines siding with the humans and conflicting feelings between the humans all I could consider is that would have been a much more interesting movie.

[@TDRock8]

That's actually what I always thought a Matrix sequel would be about. The way the third one left off made it kinda clear that the humans and the machines were gonna have to come together in the new world and instead they went in this direction.

[@cathylake9072]

Yes and would have been a better movie if Trinity had some type of real feelings as a human. Because you can't give birth to kids and raise them then have no feelings for them in just minutes, even if they are really AI. Hate the brothers they are such thieves.

[@mickm9585]

@@cathylake9072 they are now the sisters

[@RandyLeftHandy]

@@TDRock8 instead we got an unfunny, Sci fi oceans 11.

[@MrVegasdeuce]

Terminator?

[@FilmJenkins]

You were very generous at not sinning the fact that Trinity's husband's name was Chad.

[@zacwhaley9052]

It

[@zacwhaley9052]

BBCHy I’mtfk

[@zacwhaley9052]

Hey

[@zacwhaley9052]

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[@zacwhaley9052]

Tt

[@Xer042]

Hearing the genuine shock he had at "CHANGED HIS CHARACTER SKIN!?" is something I never knew I always wanted.

[@GiRR007]

15:07 "thats not a joke about jada at all, just about the make-up department. I wouldn't want to get slapped with a lawsuit" you wrong for that 🤣🤣🤣

[@natelax1367]

You can’t have a matrix movie without Hugo weaving. Nobody will ever convince me otherwise. He was just as important to the movies success as Keanu.

[@th0r0shvener52]

And the guy who played him in Zion (Bane) also did an amazing job

[@B.Piercesports]

@@th0r0shvener52 I'd rather him than this new guy

[@ravurmovie]

And don't forget Laurence Fishburne

[@Leonson1]

@@th0r0shvener52 Yeah, his Hugo/Agent Smith acting was so spot on. Honestly the best thing in the 3rd movie.

[@andalaandame8551]

And also you cant have a Matrix movie without the true Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne).Both Smith (Hugo) and Morpheus (Lawrence)gave the real feels to those movies. Without them,you have Resurrection.A failure.

[@joshuahoward4556]

The worst thing for me, being a person with only a mild interest in this franchise, was the beginning when Bugs dodges all of their bullets in the street. She had like 15 guys (I think) all shooting repeatedly at her while she ran away in a straight line, and none of them hit, not even once. Immediately set the tone that this was going to be a bad movie.

[@Dohyden2]

Yeah, in the first movie Neo can literally doge bullets and even he got hit. But I suppose showing a woman getting shot would have made them look 'weak' Never mind that Trinity's heart stopped in the second film and not for a second did we think she was weak... Like she blew up a power plant with a motor cycle

[@StevenMaske]

Perhaps when creating new agents the Analyst was just being lazy and downloaded some 3rd party code from GitHub not realizing it was the Stormtrooper targeting algorithm. 😜

[@MogtheMad0422]

I thought the exact same thing. It took me right out of the movie.

[@dyay108]

@@StevenMaske 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anonymousduh1424]

U can't show the strong female actress getting hit! Like how can u explain that to the feminists 🤣

[@Sam-db4mr]

That “evil bears and gentle bears have nearly the same amount of atoms” joke had me dying of laughter! 😂

[@JJceo]

I saw this movie in theatres. You didn’t give it enough sins.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Make it rain with sins, like that scene in fast and furiousererester when it was raining cars🏎️🏎️🏎️🚘🚘🚗🚕🚘🚗🏎️🚘🚕🚗🏎️🚖🚘🚘🚖🚗🚖🚕🚘🏎️🏎️🚘🚖🚘🚘🚖🚗🏎️

[@khalilwilliams3176]

You need a sin for going to the movies to see this crap lol. Just watched it on HBO, tbh I knew it wasn’t gonna be that great. 0 direction

[@syyneater]

@@khalilwilliams3176 Agreed. Even knowing how the studio was kinda forcing her hand, I was still hoping the movie would have something interesting to say.

[@cherrynoire13]

Lmaooooo

[@Cyduck1763]

I was very thankful for my HBO Max Subscription

[@unknownvariable9239]

Keanu spent the whole movie in full “I’m just here for the paycheck” mode, and I can’t even blame him.

[@chasehedges6775]

Yep. You really can’t blame him.

[@chasehedges6775]

Keanu Reeves: “Best paycheck ever!”

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

As well as a thought process of "But at least Carrie-Anne's here too, so I'll just focus on that." Their chemistry was one of the best, if not *the* best, parts of the movie.

[@jonathanwilson7957]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose I completely disagree. It was most definitely the worst, in a horrible cringe way. "I love you too damn much". Who the fuck writes this shit?

[@Ron20003]

So agree with all of you

[@Christina_Cage]

Im surprised the movie didnt get a sin for "bullet time" considering in the first three movies bullet time wasnt actualy a thing it was rather a directive/shooting technique to show bullets moving through the air... the "bullet time" effect on people was actually supposed to be just that the subject "using bullet time" was actually just moving so fast everything else look as if they were in "bullet time"

[@BlueFoxDA]

This entire movie felt like a fanfic. The story is a garbled mess of incoherent, unconnected scenes. The story feels like it was written the night before it was due. It's like a pastry that looks appealing but when you take a bite, you find the pastry had a bubble on the inside that took up 85% of the volume.

[@chasehedges6775]

What movie doesn’t feel like a Fanfiction. Rise Of Skywalker anyone?

[@Hi-cm1cj]

Once again, you have made a long comment for no reason. Im not reading this.

[@BlueFoxDA]

@@Hi-cm1cj So what if i made a long comment? Deal with it. If you are going to say this stuff, then go back on KZbin kids.

[@Hi-cm1cj]

@@BlueFoxDA Nah I won't. Can't tell me what to do, meanie.

[@ivy5023]

@@Hi-cm1cj are you okay?

[@austinshafted8182]

"Wouldn't want to get SLAPPED with a lawsuit" top shelf comedy sir! 🤣

[@VitchAndVorty]

lol Good catch.

[@joemama142]

In all fairness Jada's hair does look cool in this.

[@VitchAndVorty]

@@joemama142 Or in fact has hair, at all. Oh, someone's knocking at my door. One sec.

[@LucianDevine]

@@VitchAndVorty Is it slap-o-clock already?

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

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[@MayoForBrains]

I really enjoyed the concept at the start. Imagine if Matrix 4 went full Inception like there was no way to know if the Matrix exists or if it’s just Anderson losing his mind for 2 hours and a half.

[@filipkominos3111]

Holy fuck man. That's an awesome idea. Too bad they didn't think of that

[@MayoForBrains]

@@filipkominos3111 yeah right! At the beginning I genuinely thought it was going to be like that, until they introduced all the characters and exit the matrix.

[@woody_you_want]

To be honest, the idea of having the matrix be a piece of media within the new matrix was great since you could never tell people about it without them thinking you're crazy

[@raver377]

oposed to you telling them the matrix exists without it being a piece of media inside of the matrix in which case they will think you are 100% sane....

[@be7655]

Yeah, true, like if inside the Matrix there was, I don't know, maybe a movie called Matrix hmm

[@courtneythompson6179]

It would have been cooler if the originals were actually a fictional story Neo created because he felt something subconsciously about the real world and happened to be right vs what this movie ended up doing

[@eurosalamander]

Yup. There is absolutely *nothing* more discrediting than uttering that line "It's *just* like in that movie...".

[@dontcare7086]

No it really wasn't. People have no problem understanding the simulation theory some physicists believe is real. It doesn't make them crazy especially when they have a phd. Also Elon thinks we may live in a simulation. Is billionaire genius Elon Musk crazy? The guy taught himself rocket physics and engineering on top of all his other accomplishments. Credibility depends on who is telling you something.

[@MrChupacabra555]

18:50 : I think everyone that is a fan if CinemaSins burst out laughing when they saw him pick up the apple at this point, because we all KNEW what CS would say ^_^

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Yep, watching the movie that first time I instantly went "Oh man, way to further establish that you're an asshole, Analyst." Not to mention the fact that he uses it to highlight the bullet he shot at Trinity and mercilessly prevents Neo from reaching.

[@tobznoobs]

everytime i see an apple the first thing in mind is cinemasins.

[@RockPasta]

can confirm. I busted out laughing and said "oh okay now he's OFFICIALLY bad"

[@blanko_sama8049]

Yup. I habitually call out things that I've seen CS say like: A: who is that over there? B: you should know him.. CS: playing the pronoun game.

[@valinorean4816]

out of the loop, help pls?

[@xboxfosho]

Lawrence fishburne and hugo weaving made this franchise and not having them in this was a slap to the face

[@leonpaelinck]

Their characters should 'nt have been in this film

[@kennykiller]

and who are you

[@mun123keet]

This is one of the few CinemaSins videos that they didn't even need to nitpick for sins. The movie itself was just that bad.

[@Jack_Rivet]

If anything they went easy on it

[@RyanBrooksInnovator]

I don't usually like KZbin videos before watching them, but I've never been so confident that CinemaSins was going to rip this one to pieces with perfection.

[@jameswormsley460]

🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@chrishughes3405]

Sprinkler heads have a part that melts or breaks releasing the mechanism to let up to hundreds of litres per minute of water to fill the space in a fine mist. Sprinklers are cool.

[@Caballeroshot]

This video was more thought out and comprehensible than the actual movie it's reviewing!

[@LA-ps9rs]

They always are😋

[@mantabond]

You mean it is less pretentious than the movie, if I may.

[@-MrFozzy-]

@@mantabond I’ve just been saying this movie is terrible, but YES, pretentious is EXACTLY the word it is

[@mantabond]

@@-MrFozzy- Cheers.

[@Jen-xh4ef]

I just watched this movie not long ago and all could think afterward was, "What the fuck was the point of that?" It seriously came off as nothing more than a cash grab. So glad I didn't waste my money watching it in theaters.

[@KalomikaArts]

It was horrendous

[@G360LIVE]

What was the point? Well, according to the Wachowski who made The Matrix Resurrections, the movie was made as an attempt to take back the term "red-pilled". Apparently, the Wachowski didn't like that those who disagreed with Democrats were saying that people who have been turning away from the Democratic Party have been red-pilled. Yes, this whole movie was made for political reasons. But that's Hollywood these days. They spend a lot of money to push their agendas. In this case, they wanted people to associate "red-pilled" with whatever agenda they were pushing in the movie.

[@cjcadima]

I saw it for free and I want my money back

[@alericjohansen6775]

totally agree! i watched it for free and was like, that was a HORRIBLE movie. you basically just watched the matrix movies again with all the "flashbacks" that would NOT have been worth paying for

[@Terrackhimself]

It is not without irony that the creators also knew it was a cash grab, and told us,,, in the movie,,, that is a cash grab. Perhaps the most Matrix story of all 🤣😂🤣

[@RyCoop1987]

Nanobot Morpheus jumping over to Trinity’s pod was absolutely fucking ridiculous. He’s made out of flying nanobots that can go in pipes!!

[@denmark_2172]

24:06 that little walkthrough of the movie executive’s thought process and the genuine, wholehearted, quiet request to stop making movies with almost no hint of humor or sarcasm might have been the best part of this stellar video. Bravo, Sins team!

[@MyPeroxideWilliam]

Probably my favourite part of the movie was when in the matrix Trinity just said fuck it to her kids and went with Neo before she truly believed or even understood his story. He's on his own and lonely, having a mental breakdown daily but she's just fixing bikes and annoyed with having family so she just skips out? Not that I wouldn't also leave any place at any time for Keanu Reeves but still it's kind of hilarious.

[@ninjachannel007]

I thought the same thing. She hated her husband so much she was willing to abandon her generic kids for a cool leather trench coat. Can you imagine if she was all like "you're not real!" to her kids and then found out they were, and that Neo was just crazy? lmao!

[@GarretsShadow]

It was ThE pOwEr Of LoVe

[@luvsupreme]

Same. I mean if skip out for Keanu Reeves. Matta fact... cartwheel out 🤸🏾🤸🏾🤸🏾

[@TamaraScully]

Lololol

[@2Nelly4]

It's a feminine sign if you remember she can fly now not him and all the movie was about saving her

[@debbievillagra1888]

13:36 What's more funny is that I actually fell asleep in this part!!!! 🤣

[@pab1381]

I laughed audibly at when Neo and Trinity were reaching and yelling for each other in the bar scene.

[@CalvinHobbes94]

"Don't wanna get slapped with a lawsuit" That was a good one lol

[@csn583]

Will Smith is notoriously litigious.

[@joshmatlock1020]

I fell asleep watching this movie but watched enough to never have a desire to try watching it again.

[@motherplayer]

5:00-5:18 100% feeling this here. You can't make this point and then ultimately be exactly the same thing. There is a fine line between satire and just being what you are calling out with no irony. I mean afterall, when the REAL action begins, it's still heavily cut up and with very little sense of flare to it, so I suppose that's what "trying" is supposed to be, huh?

[@Kentrc11]

The Wachovias did it & it's known as dramatic irony.

[@motherplayer]

@@Kentrc11 Too bad in this instance, the material is not good enough to make it justifiable.

[@Kentrc11]

@@motherplayer That's subjective. I bet if another sequel was in the works for more continuation Matrix fans would still go see it.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Surely you've paid for something without rational justification, right? Isn't that why we all watched Matrix regurgitations after all? Hoping for the best despite previous knowledge? @@Kentrc11

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

@@motherplayer that guy's in serious denial, oh the irony🎭

[@kimghanson]

What we loved about the first Matrix movie was its wonderfully imaginative idea. What we don't like about Resurrections is the lack of same.

[@0skuro]

I think the movie had very imaginative concepts. The start of the movie, with the mind bending "questioning what is real" presentation is fantastic, and the whole movie should've been like that. It goes downhill when they try to cram it into the generic action movie formula. I feel like this movie should have had almost no action scenes, and a happy ending similar to Total Recall, where you have to make your own mind about what is real and what is not. But, alas.

[@mrsam0496]

@@0skuro what made th matrix great was the action, the drama took second. Ressurection cut back on action thats why it wasnt well recieved

[@0skuro]

@@mrsam0496 I have to disagree. The Matrix was great because of the balance of all its elements (action, mind bending setting, philosophical concepts, social critique, characters, drama), not just the action. The sequels, if you remember, amped up a couple of those elements (namely the action and the philosophical nonsense) and they felt weaker (bland characters, less intriguing setting, unclear motivations, uninteresting drama), in my opinion because they were unbalanced. Don't minsunderstand me, I would've loved to get awesome action in this latest movie, but, in retrospect, seeing how the action feels tacked on, I would've preferred they focused on the other aspects that did work. From what I've read, I'm not the only one who feels that the movie was intriguing at first, with the whole "was the entire matrix just in Thomas Anderson's head?" concept, and it kind of goes downhill when they rescue him and the "action" begins.

[@Godson1019]

Wonderfully imaginative… this is manga lmao.

[@DankBuddhaStank]

The whole plot is just shit. Shoulda been scrapped and started over.

[@LotusKai1992]

I LOVE the Matrix (who doesn't), and the 2nd was okay, with the 3rd being manageable IMO (all because of those bada** fight scenes.) However when I heard that a 4th was being made I automatically knew it was gonna suck (mainly due to the fact of seeing a downward progression of the series with each new movie) and I was ABSOLUTELY right. My father and I rented it and made it a hour and a half into the movie before we both agreed this shit sucked. The fight scenes sucked, there was WAY too much exposition, the story was dogshit, and most importantly it was mind numbingly BORING!! Plus the fact that Morpheus AND Smith were both two totally new characters (both in story sense and actor choice [which I hated because neither captured the essence of the character(s) they were supposed to be portraying]) really made me instantly dislike it.

[@Shinkajo]

An hour*

[@darkknight7545]

OMG!!!! When I watched this, the extended laughter and sin count was interrupted by a commercial break right after deep breath… and then he started laughing again! GENIUS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsFreakinHarding.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We'll be right back after these messages. "Ads" We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[@jamesdean5095]

Aaaaaand this is the first time I regret being on Premium. Sounds golden 😂

[@annikajoy8295]

Thank you so much for making this video! I can’t tell you how excited I’ve been waiting for you to tackle this god awful excuse for a Matrix movie ❤️

[@ElementTimez]

Yes

[@JonGooseman]

Indeed.

[@joydixon3440]

You paid

[@LazarusTRP]

@@joydixon3440 you care?

[@anchorpoint3631]

They tried turning the franchise into a bs super hero marvel esque shit with this movie lmao

[@virtuex10]

"Preacher's kid here, checking in. And the answer is... You don't know. Ever!" Absolutely true.

[@tskmaster3837]

The best part of Matrix: Resurrections is I don't have to watch it. I can choose not to and that too is part of its story. Maybe not part of its revenue stream but you can't have everything.

[@trailerwager8850]

All the sequels have been that way

[@brettbaratheon9776]

Couldn’t even finish it on hbo. Made it little less than half way and we were dumbfounded, shut it off. So terrible.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

What if I told you That you're already in the revenue stream and you're bound by the programs they set in place as a system of control🥸

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

@@brettbaratheon9776 imagine being stuck in the theater after you've already committed time money and covid risk🥲🍿this is fine

[@brettbaratheon9776]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 yeah, bummer. Honestly though, just seeing the preview was enough for me to save that money. And I am actually a fan of all three of the previous ones. I don’t know, it sucks, wanted it to be good.

[@RachelAli1791]

First thought when seeing this video was "how are y'all gonna sin this in only 26 minutes?" After watching it, my question is "why so few sins???" We definitely needed a higher laugh sin count!

[@LA-ps9rs]

Mate, there are at best 14 people in the world who process numbers great enough to phantom the sin ammont this movie deserves...

[@davidcunningham9282]

every single second of this shit show contains numerous sins. i honestly think it's the worst movie ever made relatively speaking

[@Respect2theFallen]

Same I expected at least 200+ being friendly or 300+ being slightly less friendly 😂🤣

[@leonpaelinck]

Probably because barely anything hapened in this film

[@enfothefirst1351]

'Dictovagintic Spexulation' -- that is either my next band's name or my nxt kid's name! Effing hilarious!

[@Dtoxz324]

2:26 the real reason Laurence Fishburne wasnt in this movie is because him and Hugo Weaving can dodge bullets irl. Everything wrong with The Matrix Resurrections in under....well how much time do you have?

[@cherrynoire13]

Lmaoooo

[@bossshun9]

Thanks, that sums it all up for me.

[@gman7774]

It’s so fun when you can tell how genuinely frustrated he is by a film.

[@Ayeayecaptain667]

The laugh tho :)

[@Resimaster]

He probably didn't write it.

[@TheQuota2001]

14:06 😂😂😂 cinemasins still trying to be a poet after all these years. Always enjoyed his wordplay

[@vidarDJ16starkill]

I would have honestly preferred if they made a one to one recreation of the Matrix, but with Cats. At least that would have been enjoyable.

[@Ayeayecaptain667]

The Catrix, and Grumpy cat is the Architect

[@scottmantooth8785]

*in one of the many variants of the Matrix(tm) that exist across the multiverse such a reality exists*

[@brando3342]

Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections : It exists.

[@cordaro8081]

😂💯💯💯

[@Gainn]

I'm aware that I've seen this movie and yet I remember nothing about it.

[@mcdonalds5972]

Matrix Resurrections: Here's the same shit from the first three movies because we think we're super meta...and a middle finger to the suicidal.

[@discursion]

I just love how you described my very action less than halfway through the film, which was to take my phone, do something else and let this nonsense while itself away. I only watched this to reconfirm the validity of that move.

[@bobeotm2]

I never thought I would say it, but this movie makes Reloaded and Revolutions seem 100 times better in hindsight. At least those movies followed a consistent plot that isn't contradicting itself midstream. I does make me think Lana must have wanted to intentionally sabotage any potential for sequels by making this one just irrecoverably bad. Now, any sequel will have to do heavy lifting to erase that this movie ever existed, similar to what the Terminator franchise has to do ever 5 or 10 years.

[@borris3768]

What are you on about? 2 and 3 were fantastic

[@Gohka]

I also quite enjoyed the original sequels, but I will give you they didn't quite hit the same high as the first film (though I feel they got pretty close). This film however was a major let down for a lot of fans, personally I'm kinda unfazed since I just assumed it was going to be bad going in. Was still bad though, I mean I only watched it like a month ago and I can barely remember any of it, hell I can't even remember all the scenes shown in this video. It's an incredibly forgettable film. Maybe that's the plan, it's the ultimate subversion of expectations; make the first film terrible and make the sequels amazing. Lmao

[@DankBuddhaStank]

@@borris3768 2 is good, 3 is hot garbage.

[@borris3768]

@@DankBuddhaStank not really lol. Absolute masterpiece in film making

[@Extremetoasterr]

​@@borris3768 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a load of bullshit. These movies weren't "Absolute masterpiece in film making"

[@GamerUniverse64]

I fell asleep watching this movie… THREE times… on 3 separate days. And that was with me picking up where I left off the prior day each time 😂

[@TheN0odles]

Same lol

[@notyourmama4166]

i never finished it, and I've watched the original trilogy hundreds of times.

[@FirstBornConservative]

I saw more in this video than me watching it on my own.

[@ozm8642]

I cant rem if I fell asleep or skipped ahead or both. its just so so so bad

[@HandsomeFuture]

Same.

[@Alpha23TV]

6:55 the only “meta” thing going on here is the 22 minute commercial for Better Heath posing as a video essay on TMR

[@zachdamenti4387]

10:23: Every time the cinemasins guy hysterically laughs, he adds a sin on the movie sin counter!

[@8bitbumps]

Hehe….do ya get it? Hehehe… do ya? Hehehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehe… yea you get it… hehe…

[@duetwithme766]

Can't blame Fishburne and Weaving for not being in this movie when it is such a blatant piece of crap I don't understand why they would undo the end of the trilogy when there is a perfectly good prequel world to develop. The story of the first One and the Oracle origin could be awesome. His tragic end and the tenuous detente upon his sacrifice are already written and there are so many ways you could fill in the rest. Make it about sacrificing for a world you don't belong in. Make it about the perils of giving too much power to one person, benevolent or not. Use the trope of finally finding "his" people only to have them be used against him. Make him a sympathetic incel who falls in love with an Oracle who does love him but just not that way because she's gay. Make him an antihero only to have the Oracle be the true hero in the end: the one who learns of her power to outwit the Architect in some heist film like fashion. It's so easy to come up with ideas for the world of the Matrix. It just amazes me that this was the garbage they came up with

[@natelax1367]

Hugo weaving was the best part of the original series to me. I refuse to corrupt my fond memories of seeing the original in theaters by watching this one

[@RileyTheBest023]

@@natelax1367 same, he is the only person i coukd see as the agent

[@Xerou]

I've long believed that the Wachowski's didn't write that first script and bought it. That is the only explanation of why the second, third and now fourth are such crap that don't even really connect to the first, they wrote those. Hell Jupiter Ascending and Cloud Atlas are the same, full of super fake deep psuedo-metaphysical pseudo-philosophy.

[@chronicler2313]

@@natelax1367 Im here to remind you to absolutely forget this movie exists and never give it your time.

[@DoofusScorpio]

Cinema Sins blasting The Matrix for trivializing mental health. Excellent. Cinema Sins sponsored Better Help - Infinite Sins.

[@malavadofilms]

lmfao what a shill

[@phoenixdzk]

This movie should've been called The Matrix: Do you get it?

[@vieome101]

Yes Thomas Anderson gets it, said the white rabbit

[@alwayyssgone]

It wasn’t hard to understand if u understood the ones before this one, but the plot is just straight up stupid

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

@@alwayyssgone look👉🐇 Get it????????????????? Do you!!?

[@Ayeayecaptain667]

Could have been called "The Matrix: Sequel" and it literally. Would have the same effect.

[@alwayyssgone]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 cdfu

[@Yuubari]

I had to laugh out loud at the "sporting events in Vancouver" bit 🤣

[@ajoforka6054]

did anyone else see the old man in the mirror when he was taking his meds?👀

[@RedHeadKevin]

4:47 He's thought of something he thinks is profound, and he's using every opportunity to work "up in their gray space" into conversations. It's like Rhodey telling his "Boom, you looking for this?" story in Age of Ultron. You know he's got it worded just the way he wants it, and it's his go-to material. Once you get something that sounds like good material, you use it again and again and again. CinemaSins knows something about this.

[@MrLordbubasith]

17:49 in the wide shot, can anyone else see the "blue" stunt crash mat at the bottom of the struct?

[@AZ-rl7pg]

That's what that was? I thought that object seemed out of place. You'd think it would have been easy to remove by just doing a shot without it there and replace that one section in post.

[@MaiAolei]

I haven't seen the film, but from this clip I thought that was some random glass panel, like a sun light. Can anyone who saw the scene remember what happens the moment they hit that thing?

[@MrLordbubasith]

@@MaiAolei could very well be, i also have not watched the movie, but from what i can gather here they are just fighting on a lower level then the rest, which makes sense since they just dove off that struct, but they do all still seem to be fighting near each other. but really i have no idea. it just looked odd when i watched it here, the way it was cut here.

[@patrickharrington9394]

Additionally during the fighting clips there's also several shots that are not only clear wiffs, they're misses at a range of half a foot or more. Like, blimey, couldn't they teach people how to soft-contact properly?? Karate classes teach the skill to six year-olds, after all; it can't be *that* hard. But yeah, that definitely looks like a padded mat or something.

[@kimmycassie]

This was so funny 😆 esp the middle parts with the character skin laughing LMAO

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

I thought for *sure* Jeremy would open up the video with "Discount Carrie-Anne Moss" but "Do not move = deja vu" works too I suppose. 😆

[@LegendMkr7]

This series has made me realize how so many a-holes always seem to enjoy themselves a good apple.

[@alexreilly6121]

I must be a well nice guy cos I'm nearly 40 and haven't eaten an apple since I was a kid ;o

[@Shrubbery]

The cough at 17:50 killed me 😂😂

[@robertdixon6316]

I like how he sinned the spit balling meetings and showed how meetings are pretty much the same day in and out when that is how it works in the real world and also inside of cinemasins scripts.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

If only there was a parody channel that gave fans a closer look at these generic meetings🤔

[@dexterjaybargola2010]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 Pitch Meetings?

[@whatduck943]

@@dexterjaybargola2010 it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@Traisas]

@@whatduck943 Pitch Meetings is the best content on KZbin I decided.

[@rhodriwilliams2599]

I've been meaning to watch this one because on a conceptual level of being a metatextual satire on the unoriginality of hollywood and making a "Fuck you" to the higher ups who forced this film to be made; I fucking love it. But I'm disappointed that it failed to also justify its own existence past that theme.

[@JakkFrost1]

Kind of a catch-22 there though. If the movie had actually been good and made big bucks, Wachowski probably would have been forced to make more sequels.

[@Rudy14]

Just watch the first hour, after it it looks like a filler Action TV series

[@jnesta5912]

Its impossible to deliver a real f you when youre being paid lets not over praise this garbage

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

I thought you wrote metrosexual, I smirked and forgot to read the rest

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

@@Rudy14 fast n furious did the same just a year or so ago, but with cars

[@Akiba.VibesArt]

12:22 cinema sins gets a thumbs up for calling fake Morpheus…Newpheus

[@smackerlacker8708]

I just realized that the reflection in the mirror at 4:35 isn't Neo. Maybe it didn't all come together the way it was planned, but obviously something was planned.

[@JakkFrost1]

That's covered later when Bugs says she couldn't find him because they reskinned him.

[@tmilker]

You also see a glimpse of his Matrix appearance in the reflection of the table at the coffee shop and in his bathroom mirror. The lighting where they show it in full in the theater is so horrible, I thought he had an eyepatch which was hilarious to me when I first saw him.

[@theunreadcomment9834]

Hugo Weaving was asked to return but couldnt because of scheduling conflicts (I think delays due to Covid also played a part in these conflicts). Laurence Fishburne wasnt even asked in the first place

[@Amokra]

I don't think either of them are sorry

[@FreeRangedPuppets]

Hi there, fellow preachers kid, and I absolutely love your words on what Trinity said. Also, when you were laughing and the sun counter kept going off with every Ha, was perfect.

[@Karifi]

Thank you for pointing how the movie can´t even get good actions scenes. Even the bad sequels has some memorable scenes like the highway chase. In this is just bad generic shake cam shoot outs.

[@soupncsoupy]

The whole *checking notes* and starts laughing about the character skin bit CRACKED I know the laugh he drops is theatrical but my God; I kept rewinding and listening and each time I laughed even harder. Now my sides hurt and all my tears are gone. Best laugh I've had in a hot minute. This movie sucks. Thanks CinemaSins!

[@Notathug]

And here I thought I was only one who did that.

[@akeilahamilton9152]

Thanks!

[@Ligma_Balzach]

Everything wrong with this movie can be summed up with this: Everything. The whole damn thing.

[@chasehedges6775]

3:56 sums it up for me, honestly.

[@Luvie1980]

Except NPH. He was the best thing about this movie.

[@RockstarMazy]

as much as I wanted to like it, I have to agree with you

[@vieome101]

maybe its not the movie, maybe you just dont get it? Would a repeat of the first had made it a better movie. It is what is... An exceptional movie. I will defend this movie until my dying day. I am surprised that so many matrix fans failed to understand it

[@Ligma_Balzach]

@@RockstarMazy This is where I'm at. I went into it so excited and wanted to love it as much as I loved the other movies. This did not come to pass however. Oh well...

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Kudos to Cinema Sins for actually taking a sin off or two for this film because I honestly didn't see that coming. 👏

[@vieome101]

Even if they are wrong!

[@mymomsbasement69]

Taking sins off like the Wachowski's taking off..... um... uh... nevermind.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

@@mymomsbasement69 What do you mean by...oh, no wait, I think I know. 😅

[@brando3342]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Jeremy is fulfilling his Liberal quota, that's all. It means nothing, he's just a woke shill.

[@dmj271095]

Neo is still the One but Trinity is the Two, and so is this movie

[@CCHAWC717]

I really appreciate you bringing up all the harmful mental health representation in this movie. I hate this movie for many reasons, but there was one thing I could never put my finger on that really made me hate it. It's all that negative representation. "Stop your pills and you'll be free" Yea, tell that to the four times I've stopped my medication, which nearly destroyed my life, and brought me to attempting s***de. So thank you for continuing to champion acceptance at getting help for mental health, as well as the many other things you champion to have put in the right light. (See his praise of deaf representation in The Quiet Place movies)

[@JeffWiersma]

^^^^^ THIS

[@gragtricshot5136]

I don’t think the movie cares about u enough. And it’s a movie, so there’s that.

[@amandabarnhart9491]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ORRRRRR youre all inferring things that WERE NEVER INTENDED. Just more sjw victim BS.

[@Randarrradara]

@@gragtricshot5136 yeah, plus you cant get a boner on pills

[@justuslm]

No no no, you got this all wrong. Getting you to attempt suicide is a _good_ thing, because it will allow you to escape this fake reality! _To be absolutely clear, this is sarcasm. Please talk to medical professionals about medical decisions, be they concerning physical or mental health, and always remember that suicide is never the answer._

[@yutro213]

15:07 Hehe, even here the Will Smith joke makes an appearance!

[@undeadwilldestroyall]

This is possibly one of the best videos you've ever done. It's funny, but sensitive and articulate. More like this please

[@ColoradicalMike]

Lets just act like that movie never happened.

[@TimeisReel]

Like... Alien 3

[@ColoradicalMike]

@@TimeisReel Exactly

[@chasehedges6775]

💯💯💯💯. That’ll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick

[@ColoradicalMike]

@@chasehedges6775 Agreed

[@zorgelf]

What movie???

[@danjonmills]

It was painful enough watching this; I can't imagine forcing myself to sit through the entire movie. What a criminal waste of time, money and a fantastic IP. I hope Wachowski is proud of themself.

[@maximilianoantonio484]

@@wademare210 Thanks for that!

[@scottwallbank4794]

I watched it as part of a double movie session with Spiderman: No Way Home. Both 2hr30 long. Worlds apart in regards to pacing alone. This was such a drag.

[@alexreilly6121]

Yea when I heard this was coming out I totally disregarded it and the only way I knew it was out was seeing this vid on my feed just now.... And yes very very painful, only part I laughed at was the final score :D And yes very very painful, only part I laughed at was the final score :D

[@danjonmills]

Oh, Deja vu.

[@bernlin2000]

Yeah, save your time, it's hardly even worth a rental

[@8BitNESExploits]

14:13 a sin for Matrix Resurrections, but amazing alliteration by CinemaSins!

[@surajajayduvadi3583]

If you want a summary of this movie, it's exact one line at 24:09. Sums up the sequel/resurrection pretty greatly. 😂😂😂

[@thealchemist51]

Saw this in theaters and pretty much regretted it. I think about halfway through the film I just totally completely zoning out right up until that part when the swarm hit that was hilarious just watching people throw themselves Out windows. And the only interesting performance was Neil Patrick Harris he was Enjoyable and every time he was on screen I was at full attention but when he wasn’t I was falling into sleep

[@AlexNona80]

are you implying that NPH is more enjoyable than KR

[@rohanb9335]

@@AlexNona80 in this film yes he is. Keanu isn’t great in this tbh

[@AlexNona80]

@@rohanb9335 Keanu is always great ;)

[@falcon1378]

Watched it on HBO Max. Literally fell asleep on this lol, best night of sleep I’ve had in a while.

[@vieome101]

knock knock!

[@horukye]

Slapped with a lawsuit?! That joke slaps!!!!

[@thetruedarkener]

CinemaSins: "Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections" Me: *expects entire movie*

[@steveboy35]

Feel like you're going to need more than a half hour for this one.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

I'm gonna need a bigger blunt, maybe two

[@Ayeayecaptain667]

We need longer videos for a lot of movies honey

[@jamielondon6436]

Definitely found the perfect sponsor for this video. Kudos!

[@menkros1]

You put some serious thought into this movie. Kudos for having to watch such a horrible movie over and over again

[@kenjinozomu2995]

*doubt 100* nope

[@Resimaster]

He probably didn't write it.

[@ffnendhgrgd]

I want the movie where Thomas Anderson the game designer has to make a decent Matrix 4

[@vieome101]

I guess you have not yet played the Thomas Anderson matrix resurrection game.

[@sammeyphammey349]

I know a lot of work goes into almost every existing action scene, but my issue to matrix 4 is that there isn’t a single memorable scene

[@Semirotta]

Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections: *IT WAS MADE.* It was crappy cash grab with the good old names of Matrix and Keanu Reeves.

[@blue1133]

And a terrible one at that, it flopped at the box-office, didn't even surpass its budget

[@Semirotta]

@@blue1133 Honestly I feel bad for seeing this movie. I'd been a lot better off if I'd have just left this movie out. Definitely not worth the Matrix name.

[@MysteriousJojo]

Never have I seen a movie that starts out as a satire of a concept and then unironically becomes the thing it's making fun of. How can you write the entire first act to be viciously mocking soulless nostalgic paint by numbers reboots and then write the entire rest of the movie? Genuinely baffling.

[@vieome101]

you missed the point! Resurrections is actually better than the first matrix!

[@VitchAndVorty]

@@vieome101 The Matrix Unzipped.

[@Adamkalb1]

Ugh, it is just another Space Jam: A New Legacy all over again! Warner Bros. is FAILING because it has too many soulless cash-grab reboots! Another example is The Tom and Jerry Movie. You know you are in trouble when most of Disney's post-2010 live-action remakes have more soul and effort put into their work by comparison.

[@danieltolson5341]

In years past, creative types would have called it “Meta”, but now they can’t because Mark Zuckerborg will sue them for copyright infringement.

[@vieome101]

@@Adamkalb1 The movie give's warner bros the finger, if you were paying attention. But in this digital world, attention is very lacking. You rather watch what was bad bad resurrections instead of what made it so brilliant. Do not blame the film, the fault might be your own mind, failing to comprehend the beauty of the resurrections code.

[@tmate88-j8y]

3:02, as someone who has a very SIMILAR setup, that laptop is just for watching stuff in the background; looks like he's streaming. I'm watching "Surf's Up" on the TV through the crack between my monitors. I have the Sin for that movie up next actually. I'm in a mood for this movie ever since you uploaded it!

[@-MrFozzy-]

So at the end…Trinity saves Neo from falling, after it becomes obvious to most Neo loses the ability…Trinity is essentially the 2nd ‘the one’…How then did neo fly at the very end? So confusing…

[@roguepotato5389]

Honestly, probably the best part of all this CS episode for me is every bit of the therapy/mental health that Jeremy brings up.

[@angeloperri1128]

Honestly the comment about the modern agents sucking is so on point. In the OG Matrix they were actually intimidating and the characters had to face consequences. This movie gives everyone cheats and god mode to throw around

[@dvolsung1527]

The meeting scenes were one of the things I really identified with lol. I have to sit in so many meetings, filled with the same people, saying the same thing, in an endless masturbatory circle that I wish it was just me being rebooted lol. Even when some dickhead (me) states that we are saying the same thing and action, rather than further meetings, is what's needed; the meetings continue until everything comes to an action less halt (almost like this movie).

[@danknfrshtv]

Exactly one week ago I terminated my contract with the institution I've worked at for 8 years for a number of reasons - not least for the endless, pointless, repetitive meetings. I feel like they exist to either weed out the independent thinkers or to crush them into conformity. Either way, despite the fact I now have no income, I haven't felt this free in a long time.

[@Ayeayecaptain667]

@@danknfrshtv Good for you! Hopefully find a better job soon. At the school newspaper where I work, we have these once a week meetings that I only zoom in on because they're absolutely pointless. There's nothing we do in them that can't be said on the message board. I think it's part of an outreach thing so it seems like we're staying "communicative" and "on track" but it's just a waste of time.

[@danknfrshtv]

@@Ayeayecaptain667 I hear you. Since covid, the meetings have been given a new meaning - as you state - as 'outreach'. But in a world that already has too many meetings, adding more meetings feels counter-intuitive and entirely impractical. I think a lot of us are in the same boat rn. Friends of mine across a range of industries are suffering from 'meeting fatigue', but the execs insist that it's way to go... So, go I did!

[@faz1483]

To me the meeting scenes played like a bad SNL skit.

[@danknfrshtv]

@@faz1483 that's kinda what we're saying. If you've spent years in meeting like those, then they become pretty much like you just described.

[@Captainumerica]

The "Deja vu" sentence was like the cherry on top of the cake, but the cake is a lie, you know 😹