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@heyoimoved47295 жыл бұрын
Finally!!!
@titanicrobloxguy31915 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was unwiew iable
@titanicrobloxguy31915 жыл бұрын
My spelling:(
@kxrcie75625 жыл бұрын
Guess who's early
@SIRTEAXD5 жыл бұрын
need a sin for the fact that Twilight exists
@ksaunders43625 жыл бұрын
The venom magically does Bella's make-up. Ding!
@maremalvine134 жыл бұрын
Alice did that😂 she dressed her as well but movie didn't show that
@meeramalhotra334 жыл бұрын
@@maremalvine13 Dude are you even watching the movie, the makeup just randomly appears during the transformation
@maremalvine134 жыл бұрын
@@meeramalhotra33 It was mentioned in the book. :)
@AkairuNoAme4 жыл бұрын
@@maremalvine13 ... which doesn't matter if it is not explained in the movie... ;) if anything, knowing the source material should be a means of expanding and enhancing the experience, and not mandatory for understanding the different medium chosen. Anything else would be not only indescribably stupid but also an insult to any form of art and entertainment. Because it is lazy, plain and simple.
@secretname85064 жыл бұрын
AkairuFuyuNoAme Uhhhh it was also shown in the movie. I just watched it yesterday so I remember lol.
@mrs.hopwinkle60345 жыл бұрын
How could it not include Bella staring at her flat stomach and realizing she's pregnant?
@krystinatusani96275 жыл бұрын
Mrs Hopwinkle but she knew something was wrong,, and being pregnant was another option for why her period was late and she started feeling ‘something’ in her stomach. She has a vampire child which basically grew fast when the baby was inside her!
@anna.xo15 жыл бұрын
She was only like 2 weeks pregnant, it obviously won't show
@serenowens71794 жыл бұрын
annabellex vampire babies grow a lot faster as explained when she was like 4 weeks pregnant and in labour 🤣
@MeowmeowAlexandra4 жыл бұрын
Looking at her stomach isn't what made her think she was pregnant it was the fact that she didn't get her period cmon
@mrs.hopwinkle60344 жыл бұрын
@@MeowmeowAlexandra Do you have to look at your stomach in the mirror to realize you haven't gotten your period?
@DemieDuken5 жыл бұрын
13:07 "Bella drops a cup and some bullshit happens." That will never *not* be the funniest thing to me.
@10shi894 жыл бұрын
The way her spine bends backwards cracks me tf up everytime
@DwightKnightUchiha4 жыл бұрын
@@10shi89 coming back to this video, its a magnitude funnier to me than it was before
@artaxoctarine47042 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video so I could full on laugh for ten mins at this point
@dylanjoe3639 Жыл бұрын
The way that back bends 😂
@Raven-ti6tf4 жыл бұрын
I just realized during the honeymoon when they were outside Edward didn’t sparkle AT ALL
@JMV16164 жыл бұрын
Right??? What the hell
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
The sparkle BS is bad enough. The fact the films were inconsistent with it just adds more insult to injury.
@orphanconsumer56583 жыл бұрын
Ikr, they were out in the sun like 24/7 during the montage thing and he only sparked when they jumped off the waterfall thing
@khaotictrash3 жыл бұрын
Or in that sunny ass meadow
@dimaborisov35985 жыл бұрын
Jacob falling in love with a baby should be an extra 50 sins off the bat
@kirara25165 жыл бұрын
Just 50? you're being nice. Next novel for anther series, "50 shades of gray wolf" (gags)
@chrismclean1514 жыл бұрын
They explain it better in the books it isn’t just romantic, but the movies suck ass so I don’t blame you for thinking that 💀
@JustAZillennial4 жыл бұрын
I have no problem watching these videos, because they are that bad. I can relate entirely to the book version of Bella. The author Stephanie Meyer detailed the mind of an introvert with 100% accuracy. My only complaint is Bella's age. While the movie does explain why things happen, they do a terrible job explaining how. Everyone who hasn't read the books it going to think Jacob fell in love with a baby, Edward had the power to speak to Bella as a ghost at will, Edward was manipulative and controlling toward Bella, Bella's dad was a drunkard, and Bella saw Edward as a sex object. It skips over the long talks they had, building a relationship and the time they spent getting to know each other, which makes people see their relationship as rushed and immature. Believe it or not, the Twilight books taught me much more about dating than any other source I've read on the actual subject. I met a guy a while ago and we're best friends, and I have to say, it's because of the first book.
@JustAZillennial4 жыл бұрын
@Al Cipta I'm 22
@needtopoonow3084 жыл бұрын
Young Lady Oh, she has no response now😂😂😂
@S4ns5 жыл бұрын
That whole imprinting on a baby thing made my soul vomit.
@snowbird13815 жыл бұрын
S4ns that part was just confusing, weird and twisted. But then again, so is the whole series anyway.
@lij97245 жыл бұрын
If he didnt imprint she would've died member they were to many wolfs they were out numbered than they started surrounding them
@mariakelly55 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the Mormon ( FLDS) doctrine of plural marriage.
@SweetStberries5 жыл бұрын
Eli · Games My guy fell in love with an infant. Its still messed up
@mariakelly55 жыл бұрын
@@SweetStberries If I was a Jacob fan (and in a way I am, because if I was Bella, I would have chosen him), that would have creeped me out too.
@franciscabaduya5 жыл бұрын
*He just fell in love with a BABY*
@20fupusplayer25 жыл бұрын
Well fell in love with the future adult version.
@20fupusplayer25 жыл бұрын
@ it's wierd I know. We know better not to question movie logic so fuck it.
@abhijithis94245 жыл бұрын
That is some low hanging fruit
@abhijithis94245 жыл бұрын
@ hi hi
5 жыл бұрын
@@abhijithis9424 Uh, hi?
@spartanmusic1525 жыл бұрын
“Also... Jacob imprints on a f*cking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know... Jacob fell in love with a baby...” funniest sin I’ve seen LMFAOOO. Cracks me Up
@mariahmathis56444 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@x_xmyax_x58764 жыл бұрын
He didnt fall in love, he just imprinted, its a different thing to falling love at first sight, he will eventually love her in a different way than he does when she's a baby, he's not a pedo.
@raptor83394 жыл бұрын
@@x_xmyax_x5876 he did it to protect her at the time. But if u think abt it it is kinda weird to know someone as a baby then to go into a romantic relationship with them
@dunnotck14 жыл бұрын
In the books it is better explained what imprinting is. But the movies didn't explain it well at all so basically everyone thinks Jacob is a pedo, I don't blame them.
@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect3 жыл бұрын
@@raptor8339 Its grooming. No matter how cute the books make it sound
@reagancongdon26904 жыл бұрын
The scene where Bella’s chest pops up is unintentionally horrifying
@amberstewart25215 жыл бұрын
You missed the sin where she was talking to Jacob at the wedding and she is wearing tennis shoes. And how can Edward have a boner if he doesn't have blood flow?
@darkcustomxxx72525 жыл бұрын
which destroys the whole premise of vampires and why they could never exist. If they dont have blood flow, they shouldnt be able to move at all.....
@milton77634 жыл бұрын
How come you first give us that unimportant tennis shoes bullshit and only then amaze us with your jaw-dropping boner insight!? Was it to get us to care about the tennis shoes?
@TMonster12064 жыл бұрын
Hes as hard as rock...SO HE ALWAYS HAS A BONER
@david113744 жыл бұрын
Amber Stewart R
@au52694 жыл бұрын
Woaahh
@holikdad5 жыл бұрын
My wife dragged me to this movie when it came out. During the whole sex scene I was like "Put the girl on top moron" while the people around me laughed. My wife didn't think it was so funny but come on this really wasn't a huge puzzle to solve.
@franciscorendon27835 жыл бұрын
You just blew my mind. This Edward is a fucking idiot for a 109 year old super-human with mind powers and a father who's a god-like doctor. We find new problems in these movies/books after years lol.
@InaZeaAnaZazi5 жыл бұрын
@@franciscorendon2783 I mean, he WAS a 109 year old virgin ...
@milton77634 жыл бұрын
Do you think sometimes he does her doggy style and goes “where’s your Jacob now!?”?
@zoinksscoob83964 жыл бұрын
@@milton7763 bro what the fuck😂😂 best Comment ever 🤣
@jazminp.21404 жыл бұрын
Milton77 what is that to say??🤣😂😂😂😂
@roseolivas085 жыл бұрын
About sin 19- that was always a point of contention I had with this series, that it could have been AWESOME if it wasn’t about Bella. Edward’s history, Rosalie’s revenge on her rapists, all of Jasper, Alice running away from the vampire hunting her, it could have been great but noooooo
@TheZombifiedFairy5 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone is more interesting than Bella. Like... everyone. The Cullens, the volturi, the wolves, hell even her BABY is more interesting 😂😂
@tenlongfingers705 жыл бұрын
Amateur novelists always make the side characters %10000 more interesting and likeable than their viewpoint character.
@Arbron5 жыл бұрын
You mean if this series featuring superpowered vampires... actually focused on the superpowered vampires? I agree! Is it too soon to codify this sort of thing? We could call it the *Transformers Principle* - the more awesome a fictional premise is, the more time it will instead spend on irrelevant bullshit.
@omgtatercat5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can definitely agree with Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice. Those three are so much more interesting... I actually liked Jasper's history quite a bit.
@HarpsiFizz5 жыл бұрын
You say that, but Meyers would find a way to f*ck it up. Now, in the hands of a skilled writer or if she had 20 editors, then yeah, probably could be passable. But "awesome" is... that's pushing it more than Salt n' Pepa.
@exchangediary9685 жыл бұрын
Writer: Abortion is bad! Also same Writer: but marriage between a very emotional damaged 18 year old annd guy older then her dad who abuses her is tottes fine
@kazzyrazz32415 жыл бұрын
Still don't know how the werewolf didn't end up with her
@actuallywaffles52675 жыл бұрын
Ya know...long as she waits till her wedding night to have sex with that abusive stalker. Don't wanna send impressionable young girls the wrong message.
@stephsaguudefan17535 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "abuses her"? When does that ever happen?
@mareheyyy82485 жыл бұрын
@@stephsaguudefan1753 i think they kinda mean that rough sex they had on 5:58
@jtrhobbyshow65505 жыл бұрын
@@stephsaguudefan1753 i guess you didnt see the marks and that evil pregnancy
@hali_555 жыл бұрын
0:30 if your daughter was Bella, you’d be an alcoholic too. 4:32 damn. I forgot how hot Taylor Lautner was in this movie.
@BooingYou4 жыл бұрын
@RuleofVicus I know right XD
@dannyblantom52433 жыл бұрын
=/
@randombrokeperson5 жыл бұрын
The entire story should have been about Rami Malek's character, Benjamin, the most powerful character in the entire series that the Volturi, Cullens, Stephanie Meyer, and everyone else ignored. He's basically all powerful and truly immortal (cannot be affected by fire because he controls ALL elements).
@verostation5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I totally agree, not to mention Rami would've played that role so well if he was given a full series to himself. Stephanie Meyer really missed out with not going more in depth on Benjamin.
@oo6485 жыл бұрын
SHOOKEN agree, but she’d probably throw in a shitty romance in it instead of focusing on his powers
@franciscorendon27835 жыл бұрын
Well with Stephenie's writing it would have become a cheap superhero rip-off, still better than this garbage though.
@user-kg6pr1iv4i5 жыл бұрын
Stupid romances with horrible plots taking a place in 'every bodies' hearts.
@blackberry86155 жыл бұрын
YES
@blackdamon47635 жыл бұрын
6:34 ok I'm a nerd I play chess and I know nobody cares about this BUT I don't know what he's smiling about since she's got two passed pawn on the seventh rank just waiting to mate the king in like five moves.
@qwertyuioppoiuytrewq93475 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't this have more likes
@thepickygamer44505 жыл бұрын
A) you don't need to be a nerd to play chess. B) You're right, nobody cares.
@milton77634 жыл бұрын
Jefferson Smyth On B) it appears 92 people disagree with you (I’m not one of them)
@isabellagold41144 жыл бұрын
blackdamon what?
@Ashley-Lopez4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand what you just said but I love it lmao🤣
@CruaverVoidDrake5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you missed a sin for every time they're just blankly staring at things.
@SimsAllAround5 жыл бұрын
That should be a bonus round!
@jtrhobbyshow65505 жыл бұрын
Especially when Alice's stares
@jasminemunro15205 жыл бұрын
;
@gwenbathory6656 Жыл бұрын
We need the super Mario, count
@lavablasst40085 жыл бұрын
13:33 "Jacob take the baby" "..KEEP that away from me!" 😂😂 seeing that later he ends up with her
@buddyboo915 жыл бұрын
Book was better. In the book he tells Edward to throw it out the window 😂😂
@pissapocalypse4 жыл бұрын
Y i k e s
@alloffor4 жыл бұрын
Cannot believe that Bella's jumping chest (when the venom was healing her bones) didn't get a sin. That moment was hysterical for me.
@fueledbypaintwater3 жыл бұрын
It freaked me out
@HariKari_Helpline5 жыл бұрын
“How does she know who that is at shirt wearing distance?” That made me cough out in sudden laughter. 😂😂
@GuyFromJupiter5 жыл бұрын
"I've gone 4 minutes without a sin, so I'm sinning this movie for making that happen."
@just-a-silly-goofy-guy5 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than uh... wait
@Derpy2411075 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades of Gray...I guess
@movieman4105 жыл бұрын
Labeouf and Megan fox in transformers
@mortalsno40865 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than my love life
@XxSwiftDemisexX5 жыл бұрын
....Gigli ?
@JamesGilbert_5 жыл бұрын
How's just2good searching?
@gwenstark38364 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain” She’s-She’s supposed to be a virgin right? Did she think that was avoidable?
@BenefitCounterbench4 жыл бұрын
trust me, many virgin smut writers even believe that their protagonists can have orgasms during their first time
@helena_lang4 жыл бұрын
Benefit Counterbench well she wouldn’t be writhing in pain the whole time but yeah, still
@minyoongisgirl53874 жыл бұрын
@@BenefitCounterbench some girls do it's just not exactly common but I agree these virgin writers are delulu
@peaceblossom84 жыл бұрын
@@BenefitCounterbench I mean... it is possible if you know your body and what you like and have a partner who also does. Aka if you don't go from "just kisses" to "full-on penetration" in one day, but take it step by step. However, in the case of Bella and Edward, who did go from 0 to 100 in one night, I highly doubt it was that great for her indeed :D
@BenefitCounterbench4 жыл бұрын
@@peaceblossom8 Right, Bella's experience must have been unpleasant. But the smut writers... are worse. Virgins have no idea how to use their body properly. Even if they "practice" beforehand, fingering and oral are not comparable with having a dong inside. Losing virginity is awkward for both parties and all they can think of is to avoid discomfort, pain, or bleeding. There's no way that a beginner with anxiety can orgasm. I found dozens of smuts in which the protagonist had multiple vaginal orgasms for the first try. Lmao, nice fantasy.
@raegoble97494 жыл бұрын
This made me realize how freaking ridiculous these movies are Is it bad that I want to watch them all again
@jacquelinedeangelo97474 жыл бұрын
Hahah no cause I hated them and now I wanna rewatch them all 😂
@mindyobusiness14084 жыл бұрын
Lol the books are good bella has a personality in them
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
For some, they can be guilty pleasures. I can somewhat watch them with the Rifftrax commentary playing and with some booze. Sometimes it's Rainier to channel my inner Mustache Dad (the only character I give a sh** about). Other times, it's a bottle of vodka or whiskey.
@mrtom28542 жыл бұрын
Yes it's bad, but you do you
@bcnicholas1234 жыл бұрын
“Jesus, SKIP” That was me with this whole franchise
@dw35785 жыл бұрын
cinemasins grossly underestimates how quickly people can become stubbly. if she shaved the morning of her wedding, 12 hours later its normal to have leg hair!! let her shave dammit
@ellie92485 жыл бұрын
Yeah if she's part werewolf
@user-kg6pr1iv4i5 жыл бұрын
I love how this is the part you comment on, xD.
@peacendpola235 жыл бұрын
@@ellie9248 Nope.
@rc40834 жыл бұрын
Damn you a hairy bitch
@milton77634 жыл бұрын
Ellie If she’d left the stubs on, they could have role played... oh yeah, steamy werewolf vampire nooky!
@deprimada35605 жыл бұрын
You missed a sin where the whole damn audience disappeared during the wedding kiss
@kalico87085 жыл бұрын
@wasted story its not dumb if you get married to a man/women and feel like your the only 2 in the world 💀
@kalico87085 жыл бұрын
@wasted story lol i know
@TMonster12064 жыл бұрын
That whole scene, I kept thinking that if I was there, forced to watch then kiss for a whole got damn 2 minutes, I would have up and left.
@bot_marvin06424 жыл бұрын
actually they were imagining that they weren't there.
@redspidercar3664 жыл бұрын
It’s talking about how they aren’t paying attention to the audience
@larasalvatore93894 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Twilight could be a wattpad story 😂🤷♀️
@dkjcb39934 жыл бұрын
I actually think it is 🤣. Stephenie Meyer just copied and pasted.
@Ashley-Lopez4 жыл бұрын
Idk. I’ve read Twilight fan-fiction’s better than the actual books on Wattpad. People get R E A L L Y creative.
@shwahgamer4 жыл бұрын
@@Ashley-Lopez They have to because basically nobody has a good character so people who like the series, for some reason, are able to just flesh out these characters themselves.
@darkstarmoonshadow3 жыл бұрын
A totally jank one
@jayline77765 жыл бұрын
Not to defend this series at all, but at least 3 of those sins would be taken off if you remembered that the wolf pack can hear each others thoughts.
@KatieMaddalena5 жыл бұрын
I don't think the people at cinemasins read the books though. They just watch the movies, which really don't explain that part clearly enough.
@AndrewSwanson5 жыл бұрын
@@KatieMaddalena Yeah a big part of Cinemasins is that reading the books shouldn't be necessary to understand what's going on in a movie adaptation. The movies should be well-made enough on their own that people can understand what's happening.
@misterwinkybluff5 жыл бұрын
@@KatieMaddalena Are you dumb? They mentioned wolf telepathy in the second frickin film, and several times throughout the series
@KatieMaddalena5 жыл бұрын
@@misterwinkybluff no, I'm not dumb because I don't remember the finer parts of a movie I saw five+ years ago. I'm just a normal person with a normal memory. So please, if you don't mind, explain which parts these were?
@misterwinkybluff5 жыл бұрын
@@KatieMaddalena In New Moon, that one dude says “We can read each other’s’ thoughts.” Later Jacob says “Wolf telepathy, remember?” when talking about Leah and Sam. In Breaking Dawn, Leah mentions she can’t hear the pack anymore as soon as she made the decision to leave (as does Jacob, I believe). And a pretty big tip-off is when they learn about Renesmee and gather at La Push in wolf form and are all talking.
@legoboyo24795 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story then Fifty Shades of Grey.
@theblackbaron41195 жыл бұрын
Just not as good as 2 girls 1 cup or anything Sasha Grey did....
@monsterhanna66915 жыл бұрын
Not even close. Plus, I wasn't bored with Fifty Shades in the first ten minutes.
@Xehanort105 жыл бұрын
Since Twilight caused the creation of 50 Shades I don't think so.
@karenliu51835 жыл бұрын
R. Gallagher no no no no, Fifty Shades or Serious Brain Damage
@user-kg6pr1iv4i5 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 Lmao that's what I was gonna comment.
@yourbabytee5 жыл бұрын
Actually the pack share their thoughts. Thats why there are no secrets in the pack. So even if he wanted to hide Bellas pregnancy he couldn't cause he was thinking about
@gabrielam.76813 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a major inconvenience
@tsubakiofmelancholy629711 ай бұрын
@@gabrielam.7681 Really embarrassing tbh, imagine losing your virginity and the whole pack f*cking knows the moment they see and hear your thoughts.
@joli13205 жыл бұрын
9:30 that part does mean something. I don't remember if it's explained in the movies but I somehow do remember it was explained in the book. Basically, because of Jacob's ancestor, he should be the alpha and Sam should be the beta but Jacob didn't want to be alpha so he willingly let Sam be the alpha. In this moment, it's Jacob claiming rightful alpha status and breaking off to basically form his own pack which is why no one attacks him, cuz he's now technically the leader and also now his own pack. Which is why when the others break off to join him, the other wolves can't do anything cuz they're basically cutting their ties with the original pack and joining Jacob's pack. Also the reason everyone was so angered over the baby is cuz no one had ever heard of a half vampire half human child before and thus there was no way of knowing how the child would behave or if it would be able to remain secretive and not murder people. Which is a problem they've had with children turned full vampire in the past, which is why the whole next movie's conflict takes place. Cuz children turned full vampire can't control themselves and end up going full murder crazy and almost exposing them, so they worry Rennesme(?) Will be the same. Also I have no idea how I still remember this, I just used to be a huge fan of this series when I was younger and apparently all the useless info has been seared into my brain.
@fightingmedialounge5195 жыл бұрын
They ecplained that in the movie too, they just don't care. Also that pack logic is stupid.
@ejshamy23705 жыл бұрын
I don't think they explained it very clearly in the movies. In fact, the scene they explain the whole pack stuff was so poorly done I'm not surprised it was sinned here. It was pretty beautifully told in the book but hugely butchered in the movie, so much so that no one would remember anything other than the whole lady cutting her arm and saving the pack. And then you hit it on the nail with the "oh shit we don't understand this so we gotta kill it just in case," thing. They weren't sure if the whole birth thing would make a difference vs being bitten after it was born full human on the Volturi's end and the wolves didn't know squat about it so they were just like "fuck it, get rid of the threat before it becomes one." Also, the Volturi would've totally went to battle. Meyer just didn't have the heart to kill any of the main characters. People from way back when were bloodthirsty fuckers. With the army they had, Alice's vision would've done diddly squat to prevent a battle. That's my opinion on it anyways. And you don't have to kill all the main characters, but some sacrifices should be made sometimes to make the story better. Take it with a grain of salt.
@user-kg6pr1iv4i5 жыл бұрын
Forgot how stupid the kid's name was oof
@francofranco98154 жыл бұрын
The alpha claim is total crap. Werewolves or wolves don't give the title of the alpha to their young to be inherited. It is determined by how strong a wolf is to lead a pack. In fact, sometimes, alpha wolves kill their strong young ones to keep their position
@joli13204 жыл бұрын
@Al Cipta please don't call me baby. I haven't read the books in years but I was a huge fan in middle school and for some reason I still remember a lot of the plot in the books. I remember being really upset how badly the movies butchered the books but I still enjoyed the movies at the time lol
@Angelica-pv4rd4 жыл бұрын
Edward and Bella’s wedding kiss lasts a whole goddamn day 😂
@morambo84485 жыл бұрын
Jacob: falls in love with a baby Me: wait, that's illegal
@jadedragon62223 жыл бұрын
BuT hE dIdN'T fAlL iN lOvE hE iMpRiNtEd!!!1!
@jbvader7212 жыл бұрын
Somebody call Chris Hansen!
@zoroarkzeppelin66844 жыл бұрын
The “shirt wearing distance” line cracked me up.
@monsunoguy195 жыл бұрын
Kristen Stewart is like a shark. She can't close her mouth
@lubnaa.a.61925 жыл бұрын
“So with absolutely no doctor on the premises...”Carlisle is a doctor
@quinneckert36694 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t there
@saranemcova54484 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They have to deliver the half-vampire baby, but they send their only doctor to deal with werewolfes...
@claireelyse59924 жыл бұрын
Sára Němcová he wasn’t sent to deal with werewolves- he left to get more blood before anything happened
@saranemcova54484 жыл бұрын
@Amy Sternheim 😂😂😂
@mangoarcher32984 жыл бұрын
Actually, Edward was one too. He went through medical school twice.
@juliahorst4 жыл бұрын
you forget that Anna Kendrick is just shown in like 2 scenes or so. I would say that's the biggest sin, but ok
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
And in both of those short scenes, it was painfully obvious Anna wanted to be anywhere else other than there.
@ilovenickbutidontlikeyou5 жыл бұрын
"Well someone's dead body needs a sandwich"
@frontseatdevil78314 жыл бұрын
Yeah okay, all of this is correct, but NEVER CRITICIZE ROSALIE! She's, like, the only rational and imperfect character in this entire movie.
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't say completely rational.
@frontseatdevil78313 жыл бұрын
@@fightingmedialounge519 I didn't mean it like that, I know she makes irrational decisions. What I meant is that she makes sense as a person. Like the others are too perfect to be real - or, rather, rational.
@frontseatdevil78313 жыл бұрын
@@thaliachanning2245 But she's not wrong. And she looks like that from the surface, but you have to look a little deeper. That's why I'm saying she has the most depth of any character.
@wolfmoon77622 жыл бұрын
I disagree. While Rosalie has the most potential to be something interesting outside of the parents & Jacob. She is still a very undeveloped & terribly written character with plenty of Twilight grossness. The worst that stands out to me is she specifically liked Emmett because of how much he resembled the baby of the friend she had when she was human. The baby that inspired her desire to be a mom. That shouldn’t lead to a romantic relationship between them. If anything that should lead to her adopting him. It’s odd, unnecessary and disgusting backstory that doesn’t fit with the characters established. Especially considering they have the most blatantly sexual relationship among the cullens. It’s creepy.
@li-limandragon92872 жыл бұрын
@@wolfmoon7762 Charlie is the only truly likeable person but he’s still written to be a bumbling dad.
@pengguo59385 жыл бұрын
VAMPIRE SKIN DOES NOT TWINKLE, MR DIGGORY!
@misslady26393 жыл бұрын
1000 points from Hufflepuff!
@boiifyoudont91615 жыл бұрын
Edwards vampy sense is tingling his skin is twinkling and I think I'm gonna head to the bathroom for a little tinkling That part is so damn funny ,🤣🤣🤣
@thegrimknight65525 жыл бұрын
More like Twilight: Breaking *DOWN* Part I, am I right?
@Alegost15 жыл бұрын
if you are breaking down now i´m impressed you lasted this long
@TheeGothixa5 жыл бұрын
Yeah... 💔👇1 Or Breaking Down one.
@_rottingkidneys_52785 жыл бұрын
DarkestKnight75 no. that was gross
@tarquiniawhitted35105 жыл бұрын
no.
@kaladenae15175 жыл бұрын
The “Yahoo!” part made me laugh right along with him 😂😂😂
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
For all the crap we give the first film, they at least had the decency to use Google.
@Ienbhgmein5 жыл бұрын
“Someone’s dead body needs a sandwich” 😂😂😂
@maddym93704 жыл бұрын
Something I always thought about was how in True Blood, Jessica was a virgin when she was turned, so every time she had sex it was like she was losing her virginity every time. So I always used this idea as why Bella and Edward had sex before she turned
@lilycosta1405 жыл бұрын
The no one harms someones imprinted person doesn't make sense... I mean Sam hurt his wife... Who he imprinted on....
@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect3 жыл бұрын
And he hurt her bc she didn't want him and waa trying to make him leave. He literally stalked then disfigured her into submission.
@jakethedragonymaster12355 жыл бұрын
Im reading twilight. The WHOLE SERIES. *infinite level of pain* Edit: you think that's bad? I'm reading THE ENTIRE SERIES wish me luck bois also thanks for the likes On the bright side, I have official clarification to say that every second Brock is on screen is a better live story than Twilight
@rachelhammond30055 жыл бұрын
Why would you?
@daymi73005 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed it.. but I read it when I was like 13 so
@crocodileguy43195 жыл бұрын
Don't do it
@ilovenickbutidontlikeyou5 жыл бұрын
You got a death wish?
@christopherjakel10495 жыл бұрын
@Jake the Dragony Master: Did you lose a bet?
@ioo55225 жыл бұрын
“She got married stubble” Me: 🤣🤣
@ClaireYunFarronXIII5 жыл бұрын
I see A Re-upload. 1. I Re-watch. 2. I Re-like. 3. I Re-comment. 4. I Re-watch...
@theblackbaron41195 жыл бұрын
I reconsider my life and where it is going. I regurgitate, because I see that chicks bland boring face unable to convey emotions.
@hiimslepy1845 жыл бұрын
5. I refrain from sleeping
@cjr724 жыл бұрын
"he just fell in love with a B A B Y..."
@mskiara183 жыл бұрын
Interesting that Bella's father did not attempt to call her or find her in this movie, as he did in part 2. To add, for vampires that are centuries old and claim to have many degrees, that is odd that Carlisle did not use an IV immediately when Bella began to lose weight or try an emergency C-section. The claim that vampires are intelligent, yet the characters here have made many foolish and avoidable mistakes through the story.
@reenamohanta29945 жыл бұрын
I was getting a Deja vu throughout the first half of the video......then i saw its reloaded ..........still funny ..........
@jtrhobbyshow65505 жыл бұрын
Lol haha
@michalkatec.68415 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this so many times that I don’t really care that it’s re-uploaded
@markedwards75055 жыл бұрын
Here's some of that attention you were-...ah fuck it.
@luminoussuncrest23274 жыл бұрын
I remember my mother walking in on the scene that Bella is in the car going to her honeymoon and being like "She looks so sad" LMAO
@julz3tt35 жыл бұрын
"That reminds me, my shirt needs to come off"... Lol I love it. Also, Jacob fell in love with a baby, hes fantasising about until she's 18 and they bang each other? That's extremely creepy.
@sophiajeavons58784 жыл бұрын
he didnt fall in love with her. This cinemasin thing is stupid because they always sin things based on it not being explained or him not knowing why it has happened. The thing is, the movie does explain it MULTIPLE times but cinemasins just doesnt care for it so sins it anway. Anyways, imprinting is not just falling in love, its a connection to always protect and be there for somebody. Sins also sined the fact that Jacob "chose" to imprint on the baby as if he has control, but as they explain literally like 5 times, wolves have no control over who they imprint on. SO no, he was not in love with a baby, he just feels he needs to protect it in whatever way he can.
@Styxoyonyx4 жыл бұрын
@sophia jeavons did you seriously take CinemaSins that seriously? Tf, you know it’s a joke right?
@sophiajeavons58784 жыл бұрын
Yellow House no he isn’t interested in her romantically i don’t see how you’re misunderstanding that- he just has to protect her in any way he can. not that hard to get lmao
@yellowhouse49114 жыл бұрын
@@sophiajeavons5878 you can stick that lmao up your ass since you're literally defending him wanting to fuck her. He asks edward if he should call him dad now , he instantly imagines her as a grown up. It's been often enough explained that imprinting is not just about protecting but matching one wolf to his perfect partner. Why do you think the pack was so shocked when quill imprinted on Emily's niece ??? Because every other pair of imprinting was between two similarly aged people who became a couple and or married. Dont justify that just because you're team Jacob or whatever.
@Styxoyonyx4 жыл бұрын
sophia jeavons we get it, you are a huge twilight fan. Why else do you think Cinemasins would make this video? To piss off fanboys lol.
@AlaskanWildChild5 жыл бұрын
Sin 84: Jacob's voice is unique because he's supposed to be an alpha so he has the alpha voice and Sam doesn't, he just has a really annoying one. More annoying then Seth's voice in wolf form and that's saying a lot.
@raraavis77825 жыл бұрын
OMG, the Dr. House theme music thing just killed me. HELP 😂
@koolaidlover23825 жыл бұрын
Anna Kendrick is the only best thing that was good in the series
@ellie-ek5ri5 жыл бұрын
Anna Kendrick voice makes my ears bleed
@erinhaury57735 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Dakota Fanning. She made the Volturi interesting at least.
@scipio7645 жыл бұрын
@@erinhaury5773 actually the only supernatural group in the whole movie that piques my curiosity.
@scipio7645 жыл бұрын
@Blair Bart Really? Ever seen Kristen nominated as in Golden Globe or Academy Award? I didn't. And don't tell me that she is too young. Jennifer Lawrence won the golden statue AND Golden Globe at 22. If it was a fact, then at least her name should come up somewhere within those two big shot, no?
@ellie-ek5ri5 жыл бұрын
Blair Bart Did I ask
@reaver14145 жыл бұрын
He bit through the umbilical cord
@aderemiporsche5 жыл бұрын
Please don't. Jesus, I am throwing up already.
@franciscorendon27835 жыл бұрын
I'm done thinking about this, there's probably a vampire child birth fetish out there.
@legynnico57195 жыл бұрын
13:06 literally has me in tears LMAOOO
@griffith1245 жыл бұрын
I know this has probably been said.... but the splitting of the final movie of a series/saga whatever was actually Harry Potter. So as much as I hate to say this.... sin off for breaking dawn part 1. Oh god
@shwahgamer4 жыл бұрын
In fairness, stuff actually HAPPENS in the Harry Potter books/movies.
@thedragoboss10005 жыл бұрын
*Also I guess that the metaphor here is that Bella is Jesus sacrificing her virginity for the sake of...wait...* 5:29
@Econofit19983 жыл бұрын
0:18 I'm starting to envy Edward's inability to hear Bella's inner thoughts
@devin_so_devious Жыл бұрын
"they're terrible and stupid and I wanna go home" 😂😂 this might be the funniest video cinemasins ever did
@emilyharvey49305 жыл бұрын
9:01 I don't know if they ever explained this in the movie, but when they're in their wolf form the pack unintentionally shares all their thoughts. He was thinking about the pregnancy, and so everyone instantly knew about it. I still remember this, even having left the fandom 10+ years ago @.@
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
They did in the second movie.
@yusrazalmiyar13803 жыл бұрын
i just watch these back because the underlying shade still makes me gasp to this day
@abbyjenkins98395 жыл бұрын
“good and pure? that’s not like *either* of you!”
@twoscoop49323 жыл бұрын
for some reason i can't stop laughing at the 'im wolfing it home' bit
@xxV28xx5 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than.. Oh wait this is twilight
@chyla3714 жыл бұрын
*During the wedding* Edward:"oops I bit you while we were kissing" Bella:"YaY I'm a vampire" Edward:...WhOoPs
@sudiptaranade22163 жыл бұрын
4:32 That shot you took at HP and nobody noticed 🤣
@Hannah-dw8nz5 жыл бұрын
“Jacob fell in love with a baby”
@gundamnerd5 жыл бұрын
No harry potter started the splitting last movie trend years prior
@muchalucha49395 жыл бұрын
I've just noticed that the wolf dude has always been a "nice guy". Just give him a fedora and voila!
@aaliyahgriffin7812 жыл бұрын
“What be a vampire? Can’t anyone do that? “ No not Elena Gilbert
@toraokami51784 жыл бұрын
I love it when something happens in a scene and all he does is laugh and award a sin XD
@0DlREoAMvERe05 жыл бұрын
You had me at "oh, shut your fucking whining, Jacob" 😂 Omg nevermind the babypart is the best 😂
@thelastpillowbender20785 жыл бұрын
One thing I would like to point out that in the Twilight series, it was stated that the ware wolves are stronger on faster than vampires on average.
I am actually snort laughing at this holy shit I think I gotta pee😂😂😂
@evilbigd775 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with the whole twilight series in one post. The whole series. Roll credits.
@tillysushmitha65405 жыл бұрын
chewbacca7775 hah a yes
@_rottingkidneys_52785 жыл бұрын
no reals but hey it’s popular opinion so we have to blindly agree am i right
@steverogers68665 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping the next video is Incredibles 2
@jgm1201535 жыл бұрын
Your narration cracks me up, oh it makes me laugh so hard, I love it.
@sadieparker68793 жыл бұрын
13:06 CRYING 😭😭😭 “Bella drops a cup & some bullshit happens” LMFAOO
@ItsEllaBella5 жыл бұрын
You could have left this unviewable, the less twilight in my life the better. Just kidding around, love your videos!
@AmberCommentsThings5 жыл бұрын
One word: E V E R Y T H I N G .
@judeannethecandorchannel21535 жыл бұрын
"Explain to me" Jake has the hereditary right to rule, which he relinquished in his initial disgust with being a dangerous werewolf
@andreaprokopova25745 жыл бұрын
"Man, fuck this bike. I'm wolfing it home!" Also.. *"YAHOO"* 😂
@loserlexy37855 жыл бұрын
Were still talking about twilight even though it ended years ago😂LMaO Loved the video🤣
@vuppet56845 жыл бұрын
This was a better love story than twi- wait
@mynameisjackles5 жыл бұрын
8:57 **Lion King 2 Flashbacks**
@alexandriadixon48785 жыл бұрын
Jackie Harmon Deception
@nuclearglory03635 жыл бұрын
You think that when he reviews the final one he’ll remove like 5 sins for finally ending our suffering? Or 500 sins for suffering?
@joshbuckley59025 жыл бұрын
He already did the final part like 3 years ago.
@nuclearglory03635 жыл бұрын
Josh Buckley than what the hell is this? I never watched twilight and I haven’t watched that video in a while...
@joshbuckley59025 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearglory0363 This is also 3 years old, but it was deleted, they've been re-uploading their deleted videos on Sundays for a while. It even says on the video description that this came out on 9/6/15.
@Global00Vintage3 жыл бұрын
"which is still one of the creepiest things about this series..." It is just as creepy in the book. All the more so because the book keeps trying to explain why it's ok. It's seriously not ok.
@esmeelin54352 жыл бұрын
5:23 "Oh shut your fu*king whining Jacob" I wish Bella actually said that lol
@megannystrom52305 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who has seen these movies a thousand times and now just found out there is an after credit scene? 🤯🤯
@idkwhattoputasmyusername64484 жыл бұрын
nah me 2
@KnightSlasher5 жыл бұрын
Everything is wrong
@seal27215 жыл бұрын
You should've broken this part into 2 more parts and sinned each for an hour long
@vivianmelendez69143 жыл бұрын
This imprinting on a freaking baby is still disturbing And anyone wonder when renesmee gets older she may ask Jacob who his first love was and him having to tell her it was her own mother
@kozkilkis3 жыл бұрын
My literal favorite part of this video has to be "Also... Jacob imprints on a f*cking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know... Jacob fell in love with a baby."