Everything Wrong With Vampire's Kiss In 15 Minutes Or Less

[@Igorcastrochucre]

The fact you decided to put the meme as the thumbnail instead of the poster or an impontant scene shows how iconic it is.

[@vanceamazing9745]

yeah, I was surprised that this is where that meme came from.

[@StG88]

I'm surprised the scene didn't get sinned when he didn't say "you don't say?"

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@vanceamazing9745 & this right here is reason enough to use that thumbnail 👍

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

7:49 *Listen, I say as a workaholic, starting Monday - I can't wait until Friday to arrive, because on the weekend all I do is SLEEP & think about how I can be mean to my bosses over & over again...*

[@lady_spacesis]

Not many people know the movie. But EVERYONE knows the meme

[@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319]

It's actually kind of impressive how animated Cage is in this film. As in, literally feeling animated. His quick erratic movements in the "angry alphabet" scene make him look so akin to one of the characters in a Hotel Transylvania movie that it's kind of insane.

[@haldworkin1027]

Glad you mentioned American Psycho. The parallels between this movie and that book/movie are eerie. I was surprised when I saw that this movie came out 2 years before the book.

[@NativeSkeleton]

Christian Bale was inspired by Nicholas Cage’s eccentric & outlandish style of ‘Vampire Kiss’ & Tom Cruise’s Friendly smile but no emotion personality from the David Letterman’s interview from the ‘90s

[@stephencombes1979]

When it got to the stairs scenes, I immediately thought of *that* scene in American Psycho. That was a great movie 🙂

[@rockinrussianboy]

I’ve watched this movie a lot and I think the last scene where he is hallucinating his therapy session doesn’t mean the others have been imagined, just he is going through rabies and is hallucinating the final session

[@shibitoobscura3348]

Finally someone who says that! I totally agree with the first part of your comment. Not with the last part because I definitely disagree with the rabies theory that some people came up with, but the other thearpy sessions were indeed real. Only the last one was imaginary.

[@brianbagnall3029]

​@@shibitoobscura3348Yeah that's literally shown to the audience.

[@Sunprism]

I saw a guy running down the middle of the street screaming "I'm a Vampire, I'm a vampire!" I shouted out "Nice Cage!" He wasn't doing an impression, he was just nuts. Followed me and glared for another two blocks

[@StrawberryCakeStudiosYT]

I CRACKED UP READING THIS POST 😂😂😂

[@wolffenhaus]

So are you a vampire?

[@bengrimme382]

That never happened

[@Sunprism]

@@bengrimme382 you’ve never been to Seattle

[@4uck7h3Stat3]

@@Sunprism knowing the context that this took place in Seattle I believe you fully. So happy I left!

[@robbieallan6522]

Absolutely love the line ",They didn't have to go over the top instead they filmed nick cage on one of his average Friday nights!! " lmfao.

[@willkayl8793]

This is one of the most Cage performances by Nicholas Cage I’ve ever seen. My god.

[@bubba200874426]

This is the performance that serves as the first benchmark for measuring Maximum Nic Cage Levels.

[@EmelynLee]

went in expecting an actual vampire movie, wasn't disappointed. 11/10

[@googlesucks6029]

What I like about this movie is that we never know for sure if Nic Cage's character has gone insane or if he's really turning into a vampire.

[@hydrothemc]

The bat bite gave him rabies. That’s why he goes insane.

[@sub-harmonik]

I saw it as an allegory for drug use. He's doing heroin or some psychadelic and that's why he doesn't like the light and becomes so messed up

[@dr.burtgummerfan439]

@@hydrothemc Which some anthropologists say may be the origin of the vampire lore.

[@magus3ndr]

Both. An insane vampire.

[@UniqueornBacon]

He’s definitely going insane. It’s shown by how he’s constantly having hallucinations and talking to nobody. How he doesn’t get fangs and has to buy the “cheapie” ones instead. And how he claims his reflection is gone but we can all still see it.

[@acrj-alfasaus4825]

Fact: Many of you never even watched or heard of this movie but recognize the meme immediately

[@Dark_Mishra]

I saw this for the first time back in the mid-90’s, but it wasn’t until around the early 2010’s that I had been watching it again and finally realized this was where the meme was from. Lol.

[@LadyKris3345]

I don't know anything about the movie or the meme. So I'm a weird one I guess. Lol. I'm surprised as I am a Cage fan.

[@Sahiyena11]

Wait what's the meme? This whole film has been kind of a culty meme for me and my buddies since way back, but is there an actual meme? Is it "ALVAAAAA" or when he shout "I'M A VAMPIRE" whilst running down a crowded NYC street?

[@lionocyborg6030]

Is said meme the garbage day one? I could never remember where that was from.

[@miraculousmongoose]

I legit thought that the meme came from The Office

[@eternyti]

I owned this movie on DVD and had no idea what I was in for the first time I watched it when I was a young teen. I was completely baffled, shocked and confused as to what I saw, but equally enthralled by that fact. It was disturbing and nonsensical yet entertaining just the same and I got lowkey obsessed with it too. Kinda felt like I was going nuts like Cage's character. Multiple times I thought I dreamed or imagined seeing this movie until it became a meme.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Serving coffee to your pillow would ultimately result in your couch sleeping on you sooner or latte.

[@lexwithbub]

The accent honestly reminds me of when Ross Geller in Friends "accidentally" pretends to be British out of nervousness on his first day teaching at the university, then realises he can't keep doing it, so tries to "seamlessly" transition to his native NY accent... In one single sentence... 😂 If you know, you know!

[@mysticcreator5728]

This guy makes my day constantly. Thank you for every video you post and for the funny comments. Always great videos!

[@northernheel2829]

A simple and positive comment. Gotta love it

[@yurdp]

Nic Cage’s performance is the only thing that makes this movie even remotely watchable.

[@FPVsean]

You don't say....

[@Yukinoomoni]

☝️

[@reshpeck]

BOO... ... ... HOO!!!

[@denverarnold6210]

Cage makes any movie he's in at least 5% better.

[@denverarnold6210]

Cage makes any movie he's in at least 5% better.

[@lexruptor]

"The accent" he sounds like Ross from Friends. He's doing a Schwimmer.

[@Readus1234]

One of Nicholas Cage’s iconic movies

[@BirchMonkey857]

Personally, I think there are two main explanations: 1. Rabies from that bat. Nothing supernatural occurs. 2. She was a vampire. Whether out of naïveté, being a dick herself, or desperation, a vampire feeds on someone who's not a great person. Unfortunately, the attempt at breaking off the dame/spawn relationship after her learning how much of an ass he can be/general douchiness/finding a source of blood who's more of a decent person leads to not only his complete breakdown and death, but collateral damage to other people, including Alva and possibly her brother (since he did break in and kill someone, despite Cage's character deserving it). This is why, less experienced vampires, you learn about someone as much as you can before siring/daming/(idk what you would call a non-binary vampire feeding off of someone in a way that makes them a vampire as I don't think vampires are real and even if they are I'm not one) them. Get some coconut milk, maybe some casual sex and/or masturbation if that's part of it, and be careful. And the biggest thing: Consent. There's little to no reason anymore to avoid it. If they reject, most to all vampires can selectively erase memories for the sake of safety, and it's not like non-vampires wouldn't write it off as a potential fetish anyway.

[@jadedragon6222]

Lmao "non binary vampire." So two nonexistent creatures.

[@JCDavis314]

I mean, when Nicolas Cage laughs at you like a madman…..or like Nicolas Cage probably laughs, you’re just gonna Drive just to avoid discussing the freaky laugh. Edit: I don’t know what’s worse here, the movie itself or Cage’s accent.

[@StabworthyHeadquarters]

I could watch Jeremy giving sins to a video of grass growing & I'd be entertained by it

[@ClanImprobable]

Agreed!

[@killamok3521]

A minute in and I choked on my sprite laughing at "BatCage", I literally almost died😂🤣😂

[@cpkgrownup9496]

I want there to be a movie with no beginning or end credits, just so I can see CinemaSins give the movie 1000 sins for not crediting the people who worked on the movie. I feel like that would drive some people INSANE and that would make me happy! 😂

[@Dark_Mishra]

They recently did the classic Pinocchio movie and he actually sinned the opening credits for not being long enough because it didn’t give credit to any of the voice actors.

[@cpkgrownup9496]

@@Dark_Mishra 😅nice. I haven’t watched that one yet.

[@danielvandersall6756]

Every school in America should have Nic Cage to teach the ABC's.

[@astrowolvez]

Never would have ever thought that meme came from a vampire movie.

[@redswasted8624]

Those Bat Cage puns came just in the Nic of time 😳

[@_XR40_]

Even better, I'm pretty sure he was just winging it...

[@redswasted8624]

@@_XR40_ Nah, I think he prepared them. There's no way he would just blindly fly into puns like that

[@lex5459]

I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a CinemaSin! This is one of my favourite movies, not least because it's such a complex storyline, and to see it picked apart from this perspective is hilariously unique!

[@JCodyStG]

In Soviet Russia, couch sleeps on you! I'll let myself out

[@emilchurchin4874]

😂

[@alexandriapape208]

10:21

[@abbynormal1246]

Might I suggest a little movie called 'Willy's Wonderland'? To some it up: Five Nights At Freddy's but starring a nonspeaking Nick Cage with a disturbing relationship with a pinball machine.

[@everlenaoliver6912]

I love that Nicholas Cage is a sound bite in his own Cinema Sins video.

[@thattimguy7]

How this movie was dug up from its well deserved resting place is beyond me. But in keeping with the October/Halloween theme, Monster Squad should be on the list.

[@jbvader721]

I'm shocked he hasn't tackled The Lost Boys yet.

[@darcsteel]

Dear god please do Monster Squad

[@synbiosblade]

How dare you Monster Squad is a perfect film with now flaws it does not belong on this channel.

[@darcsteel]

The Mummy. Do you remember what happened to the Mummy

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

Yes I can’t wait to see what sin(s) he adds or removes for Rudy’s deus ex machina entrance scene to save Fat Kid from a beating from the older brother from the wonder years 😂

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

I love the fact that Jeremy gave Vampire's Kiss over 10,000 sins! Hopefully the Sin Counter won't go crazy and break down like it did with the Fast and the Furious movie franchise. 😂🤣

[@f1jones544]

Fun fact: the signature Cinema-Sins banging sounds scare the crap out is my German Shepherd, even when played over a cell phone...

[@kingmolo]

One of Nic Cage's most iconic movies

[@sdfkjgh]

14:39 My life's motto somehow gets into a CinemaSins video, even though I was born in 1983. **DING!**

[@NEPAAlchey]

As someone who has also never misfiled something I feel his pain.

[@wolffenhaus]

Finally. I thought I imagined this movie.

[@bryanheilman4376]

Damn! 10 million sins! I love this channel!

[@lucas_koala]

5:21 foster cane? More like tommy wiseau. That's not true I did not bite her, I did naaaaauuugghhtt, OH GOD THE BEES

[@lucas_koala]

6:53 THAT'S WHERE THIS MEME FACE CAME FROM

[@parkwayninja41]

15:23, probably the first time in a long time where I actually laughed out loud at one of the audio outtakes.

[@justingarrett1675]

Nicolas Cage is just one of those actors no matter how good or bad the film is I want to watch it. He always gives his all and more to any of his roles.

[@damemepanda4277]

After not watching this movie or video and just seeing the thumbnail it’s perfect 10/10 movie

[@ashdstee]

Watched it and upon seeing the long opening credits, the obvious pasties and overall insanity, came here to be comforted that I’m indeed not crazy. Cinemasins is my validating therapist.

[@monicabennett6605]

Honestly thought this movie was a fever dream after an alcohol-infused night out.

[@NativeSkeleton]

Idk why Nicholas Cage had a better fake British accent in ‘Vampire Kiss’ than Keanu Reeves doing his surfer British accent from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ lol

[@marissamartin7420]

I LOVE this movie. It’s peak Nick Cage, definitely my top five.

[@justinsmolik2834]

thanks for the thumbnail. now i know where the face he makes is from. it also a meme

[@alexandriapape208]

"You Don’t Say"

[@karl_alan]

@ 00:24 sometimes patients just decide to lay down on the couch, even if it's a loveseat & was obviously designed to never fit a person laying down. Can't predict what people are going to decide to/assume to do on your couch.

[@fallonfireblade4404]

WOW, I know I've only ever watched the sins videos for these Nic Cage movies, but they make me think that this movie makes Con Air look sane by comparison

[@marcusgray6501]

You gotta love some Nick cage crazy! 🤭🤣😂😁🥹

[@colincofield3747]

8:00 "The Heatherton Contract" also known as "The Contract of San Venganza" bing

[@Gardetrace]

The movie that's the source of the "You Don't Say" meme, yet Nic Cage never actually says that in this movie.

[@Ioganstone]

You Don't Say!

[@alexandriapape208]

😃 You Don’t Say! 😃

[@Sarahonwheels]

This is Nicolas cage’s American Psycho

[@ShawnsterVideos]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Fucking YES! What took you so long to do Vampire's Kiss, Jer?!?

[@dr.bright6272]

A Nic Cage movie. We're in for a treat

[@lilypyrope4620]

So wait is this the prequel to Renfield, or did they just make 2 movies about Nic Cage being a vampire

[@znxster]

The picture in the corridor is .. Eric D Geist - Solv Smykker (which means Silver Jewellery in Norwegian)

[@henrymanuel8246]

Oh My Goodness! I first saw this movie almost 17 years ago... And it crossed my mind some days ago. Now I hope to find it and watch it!

[@tonigillette9217]

A clever dig up of a little known gem. Thanks.

[@-MrFozzy-]

I truly believe Nic Cage is as crazy as a box of ducks. but I also believe he is incredibly talented…I hope he doesn’t give a f*ck about peoples opinion of him or his acting because he is such a unique actor, he taps into something no one else does. I rarely enjoy the movies he’s in, but I always think he’s pretty great in them.

[@kaidzaack2520]

1 sin more for Nic not having a bat bat!

[@ma53jg]

I finally saw this movie recently & laughed a lot at Cage's performance. Another terrific video!

[@Julian-mj4tb]

I saw that it hand 100 sins and thought ''aw damn the video's over soon'' when actually the movie wasn't even half over

[@kenzacharyrodriguez2591]

Its really a mystery for me whether Nic Cage is a good or bad actor.

[@frankdantuono2594]

Wow! A Kiss, Kiss, Bang Bang, Office Space and Batman 1989 sound bite.

[@ellerose1178]

Sorry to interrupt. Just came by to applaud the perfect thumbnail…As you were.

[@theenchiladakid1866]

I stayed in a hotel once that the first 20 floors was all fancy ass marble but the 2 top floors was red carpet like this to cover the wooden floor

[@dark_neverland]

OH MY GAWD...the vocal choice!

[@kharitus4038]

Huh, I remember seeing this meme picture from of Nicolas from a movie... never knew what this movie was until today, thaaaank you

[@tylerdurden7869]

I can't imagine droves of people NOT walking out and demanding a refund after paying to see this in theater

[@kalicat20]

Omg! I watched this in the 90’s… and I’ve been waiting for you to sin this film ever since I discovered this channel 6 years ago

[@Aloyus_Knight]

You forgot to sin the vampires in this for being low powered vampires that are able to go out during the day. So instead of all the normal vampire stuff they just annoy people & mess with people all the time, make sure to be in bed by nightfall.

[@tyrone7635]

Jeremy you are the man I know I've mentioned this in a different video but American Psycho would so be your bag and Devil's Advocate

[@davidzea-smith1417]

I want Jeremy to write a movie.

[@LadyKris3345]

And then sin it

[@charlesmclaughlin4444]

The Poster....Sølvsmykker is Danish for silver jewellery. Eric D. Geist (now deceased) fabricated symbolic metaphysical jewellery.

[@jurorseeven3320]

Your Goggle is showing, Charles=)

[@phoenixnyc]

I've asked this before, but seriously: what the hell happened to Nicolas Cage? He went from being the absolute best thing in Moonstruck (yes, even better than Olympia Dukakis, and she was amazing) to being such a poster child for batshit crazy overacting that Jerry Lewis could have done a telethon for him.

[@31animafan]

I saw a recent video of him explaining he always wanted to act like the old black and white movies. He kept being told no or tone it down, but over the years he started getting big enough that he started acting like he always wanted.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Watch his recent movies starting from 2017s Mom and Dad, he's still got it.

[@carsonhunt4642]

Well when he got divorced was when he was making big $, so the way the court system works he owed massive money to his ex wife, and so started having to take every role possible to be able to afford the payments , and with that his acting career went downhill. If I remember he struggled badly with it, similar reasons why r. Williams offer himself :/

[@d.pedroii2940]

moonstruck was a fluke and everything else is his real self

[@CulturalOasis]

He’s an actor that is only an actor because of his big name uncle. He never had a knack for 🎭.

[@sheagroza]

Not “Bat-struck” 😂🤣😂 Wait, but for real tho, y’all should do Everything Wrong With Moonstruck! Its one of my favorite movies, and im curious to see what all is wrong with it 😅

[@josiahbahuaud2294]

Mom rented this when it came out, and I swear, I have not laughed as hard since. 😂 PS: Your puns are batting 1000.

[@elsergecruz]

Dude your commentary is hilarious haha

[@coleozaeta6344]

I saw a Minecraft mod where when it rains, the rain is Nick Cage’s face

[@blaisetheginger]

"Everything Wrong with Vampires Kiss" nothing. This film is perfect in every way.

[@dr.bright6272]

Cage is hilarious and awesome

[@kenn5287]

Half the time I thought he was channeling his inner Ted, Theodore Logan with that accent. Now I HAVE to break down and watch this.

[@AnyOtherName25]

100% Ted, Theodore Logan 🤣

[@bluemujika]

Before I clicked I thought to myself, 15 min isn't going to cut it for this one.

[@kittisimba01]

Very interesting channel. I always watch it when I come from a walk. I thank the author of the channel from me.

[@joshfactor1]

technically, it's not a vampire film since he's not a vampire; he's just insane

[@MastWiFi89]

What a coincidence, I saw this movie for the first time yesterday!

[@dr.bright6272]

1:58 do we ever find out what that sock means?

[@PD-mi3qj]

How big was the pigeon to leave a trail of feathered carnage weaving all over the room like that?

[@jarvissimmons7582]

I’ve never heard of this movie! Going on my must watch list, Thx Cinemas Sins!

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

7:49 *Listen, I say as a workaholic, starting Monday - I can't wait until Friday to arrive, because on the weekend all I do is stay home & SLEEP & think about how I can be mean to my bosses over & over again...*

[@TheCreature2001]

My very favorite "Nicolas Cage goes bonkers" movie!

[@StarkSpider24]

Just wanted to say, that thumbnail is perfect.

[@alexandriapape208]

It’s also the legendary “You Don’t Say” meme!

[@yudhabagaskara98]

Cage being Cage

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

Definition of Nicolas Cage: this entire movie

[@moonbatt]

I saw this when it first came out and will never forget the alphabet scene. 😂

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

Sinning this masterpiece is one million sins.

[@Rose_Nightingale]

Jesus Christ, when I saw this movie, I was like, "what is this accent? He's going with his? Okay because he's clearly Mr. Crocker before Mr. Crocker was Mr. Crocker."

[@leonigama5597]

awesome job about Everything Wrong With Vampire's Kiss In 15 Minutes Or Less

[@lancejobs]

The madness of The Cage...

[@COEYRN]

I want to apologize in advance for asking this. I'm the 2nd comment so far, and I wanted to ask you a favour . In order to get over my childish fear of a particular movie I saw at the age of 6. Remember your line " they gave 0 bleeps in the eighties" well they gave 00 bleeps in the seventies. I was wondering if you could make fun of Jacob 22 Meets the Hooded Fang 1978. I honestly I have never forgotten the moment when I walked out of the theater I was terrified. It's always bothered me, and I wanna know why. I can't bring myself to watch the movie again. I just can't.

[@UtechtUTube]

I couldn't even make it half way through this video. Questioning anyone who sat through the movie without realizing it wasn't worth it.

[@andylabardy242]

Now I see where Tom Shadyac (kinda) got the inspiration for Liar Liar starring Jim Carrey himself ;)...........Lol

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

7:49 *Listen, I say as a workaholic, starting Monday - I can't wait until Friday to arrive, because on the weekend all I do is stay home & SLEEP & think about how I can be mean to my bosses over & over again...*