Evil animatronic craves suburban life [FNAF Into the Pit - Part 1]

[@anacsadder]

This game has Goosebumps vibes. The dialogue, the jokes, the characters, the aloof mom that won't believe the kid's "stories," the monster that's just kind of hanging around the house vaguely menacing the kid for unknown reasons...

[@_maliciousIntent]

I KNEW THIS GAME FELT FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON

[@Rendoku25]

That’s because it is actually a short story from the FNAF book series “Fazbear Frights”, a Goosebumps-like anthology series. This is the very first book/story! I recommend reading the series, if you enjoy FNAF and that reading style.

[@Emily-xk2du]

Now that you mention it... you are absolutely right on the Goosebumps vibes, whoa (it's even got the over-exaggerated loser kid protagonist with the cowering and tripping, and the ball pit randomly being able to transport the protagonist through time bc go with it). This whole weird adventure could be its own RL Stine book (ofc with some rewrites to really bring out that Goosebumps FLAIR, probably give Oswald a sibling he awkwardly banters with and have Springtrap wander around doing weird stuff, like his own animatronic version of eating fertilizer lol), I can even kinda picture a mock-up Goosebumps cover for it with Springtrap making a "boogie boogie boo!!" face at the camera lol.

[@arshellnut2730]

Wolf spiders at the... Wolfe residence?

[@mooncrumpet7143]

One could claim they are in fact Wolfe spiders

[@ohivegotissues2271]

The john wolfe i have for immeasurable is respect

[@Jamie-o6v]

The john wolfe i have for immeasurable is respect

[@kurt1162]

respect is the for john i have immeasurable wolfe

[@kittycastle_]

the wolfe i have for john is immeasurable. respect

[@TheGeno28]

The immeasurable i have for respect wolfe. John

[@pixelatedgal7448]

I can’t believe you got a little award pop up thing for tripping a lot but not for winning the skeeball game against the two boys

[@JohnTwolfe]

EXACTLY

[@hylianprincess]

Thank you for being a constant source of comfort over the years john

[@Savvystarrlight]

"Did you guys jump? Be honest." John says as I recover from violently flinching away from my computer. (I'm happy to see John play this. Despite being a FNAF fan I haven't watched anyone play this so glad I waited for John!)

[@cleanhotelroom2906]

John's kids are never gonna have to ask him to "do the voice" when he reads 'em bedtime stories. This dude do the voices by default.

[@rosadasilva7178]

Sally Face Never forget

[@ironknight125]

@@rosadasilva7178 Based

[@Senpai-Skate]

I love John Wolfe spiders

[@DarthZ01]

he does bite if you poke him too much though

[@ShyGuyPal102]

Thank you for playing this game! To give context: It is based on the Goosebumps-style book story of the same name back in 2019. The story is a bit weird even for FNAF, but the game is fairly accurate to the book story (with liberties taken to make it more like a game).

[@drewgoin8849]

John's retrospective of '90s children's horror has honed his voice acting talents, culminating in this playthrough.

[@acrustykrab]

I used to have a Goosebumps blanket that terrified me lol

[@Awsome101Girl]

Does the kid travel back in time and witness a murder and the ghost follows the kid back?

[@parsifal8186]

@@Awsome101Girl No, it’s more like some sort of weird pocket dimension. Pitbonnie isn’t actually Springtrap

[@ovrdedge821]

i felt the styling was similar to Kindergarden, that little indie game that Jackspeticeye played long ago!

[@aliciah.485]

“Hello everybody”????? Our name is guys, thank you very much!!

[@donnybuoy]

Dunno what it is but this game takes me back to the Sally Face days.

[@sweetpeaches47]

3 plus cowboys for the pineapple pizza rant, exemplifying why john has been my #1 fav for the last literal decade

[@feniaandre2987]

Thanks for not having adds during your videos I just can't describe how much I appreciate that

[@awkwardpawsome]

Same!

[@eileenzhang55]

The respect I have for John Wolfe is immeasurable.

[@ralarasha]

The respect I have for John Wolfe is immeasurable.

[@JBarG22]

The respect I have for John Wolfe is immeasurable

[@JasonPlaysYT]

The amount of respect I have for John Wolfe is immeasurable!

[@jorngaming89]

The amount of respect I have for John Wolfe is.....WAIT!!.... immeasurable

[@DarthZ01]

many have attempted to measure the respect I have for John Wolfe, and yet none have prevailed.

[@rainykanon]

I don't know why but the animatronics just busting a move at the beginning CRACKED ME UP

[@GolemCC]

Hitting the ground running this October. Really looking forward to everything after that last shareholder meeting!

[@MidnightEden]

The way John aggressively defends pineapple on pizza gives me life tbh 😂

[@witchingjokress]

same, especially since the "ew pineapple on pizza" joke is so outdated

[@attagoose]

As an underpaid teacher myself, I felt that “dismissed” with every fiber of my being.

[@Paperinukke]

why do they emphasize that the pizzeria is filled with rodents in the present, but you still have to go back in time to catch one? that's bullshit.

[@JL-zw3tj]

I think she's a paranoid Karen - she's just imagining it. There might not be rats in the present, but it is a game mechanic to make you travel between times to get the rat.

[@awesomekittypower]

The sticky keys 😂 I hate when that happens, especially when it's during a scary run away sequence. I really like this game btw, thanks for playing it!

[@duncankayartwork]

We are, how you say, “eatin’ good”

[@trinity4251]

the voice acting you did in the car for the dad was top notch HAHA

[@KnucklesGum]

"Everyone acts all uppity about microwaving things, it's the same thing but faster" Immediately followed with "That's the problem with kids these days, no patience" was a clean one-two punch, left me confused

[@DeadZer0-y8l]

Predicting that his dad is one of the kids that he meets. His dad must have been taking him there everyday to get him to jump in the pit, but didn't know what day he actually jumped in. Got to maintain the timeline.

[@idlestar5906]

The scariest thing about this was the dad’s eyes in the car mirror 😂😂😂

[@logankills8021]

“I have a plan” Dutch probably

[@qaqbqc1005]

Or Trump…

[@BMB57]

@qaqbqc1005 Damn, it was fun until you said that.

[@bludgeon1081]

@@BMB57don’t worry, he doesn’t have one. Only the concept of one.

[@qaqbqc1005]

@@bludgeon1081 In his delulu brain lol

[@kudos2plutos]

I thought you said you knew Spanish?...

[@thefailbender]

I was happy to hear at the shareholder meeting that John would play this! Markiplier is the only other person I've watched play it and I found it to be pretty high quality! The pixel art is super nice and detailed, with smooth animations. Looking forward to John's reactions!

[@MilesPlaysPriv]

THANK YOU FOR PINEAPPLE PIZZA DEFENDING, people don't even hate it that much, it's just cool to be outraged on the internet. Pineapple pizza is bangin especially with chili flakes or hot sauce.

[@siegwardinspirit]

Sweet and savory my beloved

[@MilesPlaysPriv]

@@siegwardinspirit i knowwww i always put some on mine. its valid to not like it but this artificial outrage is so corny 😭

[@BexTheBoo388]

I highly recommend pineapple jalapeno pizza!!

[@lorettabes4553]

We call it hawaiien pizza and it has pineapple and ham. Super nice sweet pizza if you ask me

[@Whatlander]

Heck yes, dude. Can't beat that sweet/spicy/savory goodmess.

[@dkscribbler31]

I always appreciate John's voice acting just because most of the time the voice he uses is absolutely what I hear in my head when reading these things lol

[@birdsonify]

Never had pineapple on pizza because I'm allergic, but once had pear, walnut and blue cheese pizza and it was definitely one of the best ones I've ever had. People need to appreciate the combo of sweet and savory more!

[@mishka1569]

Never heard of blue cheese or any of those toppings on pizza before? They work well together on their own so I don't see why not 👀

[@nicolenowotnik7121]

in animal crossing one of the npcs is like "people just hate on pineapple pizza because it's popular to hate on it, like clowns, or the word moist" and i wholeheartedly agree

[@BMB57]

I love pineapple on pizza but what you said after that is definitely getting into too much creativity. At what point is it no longer a pizza but a salad on top of bread. Pear and Walnuts? No way

[@Riggwelter00]

I think pineapple works really well on pizza if you also introduce some spicy and astringent elements. Pineapple, onion and habanero pepper is a good set of toppings.

[@Bosorka0]

Yeah, I've also had the Deadpool combo of ham, pineapple and olives. It is actually really delicious. Sweet and savory. It's also why I love a grilled pineapple on a chicken burger, and sweet and savory chinese style with whole chunks of pineapple. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water!

[@jasonwrestlingfan1626]

Wasn’t expecting you to play this! But excited to see you experience this!

[@kerionowens8650]

I know right i just wish he knew the story of five nights at freddys

[@Laney.R00]

@@kerionowens8650the FNAF story is so convoluted at this point. Just like kingdom hearts

[@kerionowens8650]

@@Laney.R00 not really a fan of kingdom hearts

[@5050TM]

7:30 thank you for standing up for wolf spiders 🙏🏽❤ Much better than silverfish 🤢

[@SomnusENyx]

Wolf spiders are great to have around! They make big neat webs and they eat a lot of the bugs that carry diseases. The mamas get pretty big, but as John said they only bite if you mess with them. The bite pain is proportional to the size of the spider at least, and the venom (if they have any? not sure) doesn't do anything unless you already have a sensitivity to arachnid bites. Plus they're fuzzy :)

[@takimi_nada]

fiy they're not venomous! :D

[@Laney.R00]

Ehh I beg to differ. Spiders, especially wolf spiders and black widows are awful. I live in the Arizona desert and have been bitten by both. Wolf spider bite made my entire thigh swell up to 4x its size, black widow, while a small bite, made me violently sick for three days

[@SomnusENyx]

@@Laney.R00 Wolf spiders & black widows cannot be equated to the same thing. It sounds like you might have an allergy to their bites! Also, Black widow bites are usually fatal! So, okay! We may also be talking about different spiders! Correction: They tend to take over webs rather than make their own. I've seen them in lots of wild webs

[@callistra9]

@@SomnusENyx "Usually fatal"? Source? Black widow bites are unpleasant, but I'm pretty sure they almost never kill.

[@AnyOtherName25]

Wouldn’t it be cheaper and easier for the dad to just leave the kid at home? He’d have more to do and wouldn’t have to waste all their money on eating pizza he doesn’t even like 😅

[@MamboChocobo]

Depending on the state, you can't leave kids under 12 alone at home. (But also, then there wouldn't be a story.)

[@Whatlander]

True, but the implication is that this is the only way the kid gets lunch during the summer. Like how a lot of families rely on school lunches because they can't afford enough food at home, or don't have time to prepare meals due to work. $1 pizza probably _is_ the cheaper and easier option here, but Oswald doesn't understand that.

[@pidpigeon]

This game's writing is just................ also thank you for defending pineapple pizza! You get plus cowboy from me 🤠

[@AngeliqueStP]

Aw, John getting screwed by the Sticky Keys prompt... that's some nostalgia right there!

[@Maude_T]

The character loops remind me of 90's games but in a good way. Like courage the cowardly dog flash game lol

[@drewgoin8849]

I may be giving away my old age, but the character's navigation of locations reminded me of "River City Ransom" for the original Nintendo.

[@LAURA---]

Omg I just remembered It’s Pizza Time from that Episode Interactive video John did years ago 😂 need to rewatch that now

[@AshChiCupcak]

That was one of my favorite videos. Ok Boomer was a close second 😂

[@LAURA---]

⁠@@AshChiCupcakthey were so stupid and funny. I think that app is still going too 😂

[@flyingsnail_art9170]

Omg I completely forgot about those, they were so funny

[@haleymist09]

I think it went something like this: "911, what's your emergency?" "Hello, it's Pizza Time!" 😂

[@5050TM]

​@@haleymist09😭🤣🤣

[@scaryimpacts7504]

Love the defense of pineapple pizza. I loved Hawaiian pizza before I went vegetarian, now I do pineapple and black olives, my partner thinks I am insane.

[@Letyourheartfly85]

My niece recently left ramen noodles in the microwave and forgot water almost the whole time. It blew up the freakin bowl it was blackened! I have no idea how she did that!! And the smell was something real terrible. Poor kid felt so bad

[@beebeedubs8437]

These daily uploads are amazing and keeps me on track with my daily walking. I put John on while Im on the treadmill!

[@AngeliqueStP]

11:25 I think I'm already weirded out by the pelvic thrusts from a certain Bloo Bunny... ...Best refill my coffee before going any further.🤣

[@nathanl6598]

The art in this game must have taken ages to put together

[@rwrw418]

The child dialogue in this is absurd. Main kid goes from speaking like an adult to suggesting wrapping his grandmother in bubble wrap

[@jessieis]

John, Incase you didn't know, you use those arcade parts on the broken arcade machines. Each arcade machine takes a particular part.

[@SharpsPanda]

Crush orange soda was my drink of choice as a kid. I am now craving one XD

[@pie_account]

hi shareholders!! excited for this one

[@INeedJesus4sure]

John, I am so grateful to hear you like Pineapple pizza. It is my favorite.

[@callmecrowleykoh]

YESS! I've been waiting for John to play this! I hope he likes it. Time to pause house chores to watch and see 😆

[@gingermint1230]

Pineapple on pizza is absolutely delicious. Savory and sweet is absolutely perfect. Pineapple with pastor tacos is just sooo good too!! It’s making my mouth water just thinking about it.

[@PanmasterAtArms]

My respect for John Wolfe is immeasurable and my day is improved.

[@sherlockg.w.sholmes]

You waited to play it, but my friend and I waited to watch your playthrough instead of anyone else's :-) I made my friend into a fan of your channel which I've been watching since before you played CoF. We love your Goosebump videos and your ghost debunking videos. Thanks for playing this game!

[@Maurrokh]

Oooh right from the start I like the art style, and the animation is so bouncy! And with John's voice acting, this looks to be a cosy video to get into 😊

[@Vicious667]

The true orange soda lovers know Slice. That was peak orange soda.

[@Laney.R00]

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[@drewgoin8849]

Does it not exist anymore?

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@user-dz6yg9gc8r I think Hi-C is juice

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@drewgoin8849 Nope, it stopped sometime in the early 2000s iirc. They did make a mango drink though that's still available in Asia.

[@FloWoodEnT123]

7:12 Lol John has Wolfe spiders…

[@katspawprint]

The animated cutscenes remind me of Faith - they're so smooth and beautiful, really impressive

[@Emily-xk2du]

Ooh, new FNAF? They zig zag a lot in quality (... Security Breach...), but at least they're always based on a fun concept: murderous children's animatronic haunting kids' restaurants! Oswald hearing someone telling a story about getting ringworm in the ballpit and immediately going "ooh ooh ooh! me me me!" and setting off to go find it is absolutely WILD, but ok, maybe Oswald wanted ringworm to make his dad stop taking him there or something lol. Favorite bits in this one: Oswald describing the pizza place and John being like "Damn, where's he going, the Backrooms?", John reacting to the first VERY SUBTLE Springtrap appearance and how weird it is, and John poking fun at all the weird kid characters at recess and voice acting them :D

[@glassdragonmedia]

After I got into my 30's, combining fruit with savory things, like meats, or even just having a meat with a sweet glaze, actually I really liked it. And salads with greens, meat, fruits, nuts, and cheese have all the food groups you need. Mushroom coffee is actually pretty good. And, although I haven't had it yet, pizza with pineapple actually doesn't sound so bad.

[@BasementDweller_]

Yo! I’ve been excited to see how John will react to this game. It gives off some goosebumps vibes that I hope they will enjoy.

[@crimsonknightsoul]

I love the pixel art style. I wonder if we'll ever find out why they're just pretending to be Oswald's dad 😂

[@wildboar67]

in regards to different places, different critters: the apartment I used to live in used to have house centipedes everywhere. My new apartment, its jumping spiders!! What a pleasant exchange. (no hate to house centipedes, but you cant beat seeing jumping spiders on your windowsill)

[@RubyTuesday2029]

Thanks john ! Just got a nasty case of whiplash 😢 and appreciate having something fun to watch.

[@awkwardpawsome]

Aw man, I hope you get better soon :c

[@dadnegan8184]

Mike like Mike Schmidt or Michael Afton? 👀 (I’m only halfway through the video and can’t remember all the 1980s FNAF lore though lol)

[@littlekitsune1]

>in a huge house >better economy >mom is a doctor >still poor af somehow

[@MamboChocobo]

She's a nurse, not a doctor. Dunno why they gave her a stethoscope in her character model (I guess to better visually clue kid players in to her being a healthcare worker?).

[@littlekitsune1]

@@MamboChocobo My point still stands tho.

[@awkwardpawsome]

​@@MamboChocobo Wait what? Nurses use stethoscopes 😅

[@peterdaviesracing]

@@littlekitsune1 In the US I guess? Even in Switzerland, health care workers barely get by on their pay.

[@littlekitsune1]

@@peterdaviesracing That's because they charge people affordable care there.

[@puervy]

The respect I have for John is immeasurable.

[@lilchuuwuu]

John Wolfe defending pineapple pizza is such a highlight of my day!!!!! I knew you had great taste. 😊

[@DrivenAgony]

The respect I have for immeasurable is John Wolfe

[@caramelspellman3253]

They did a really good job with this game! Excited for your playthrough on this! Edit: Even I don't get the freakout over pineapple on pizza like yeah but there are even more crazier combinations that this 🥲

[@philipmckrevis5838]

46:00 Another trick with reheating in the microwave is push the food to the edges of the dish. The center is what usually stays frozen

[@drewgoin8849]

I will have to remember that. Thanks! EDIT: I place a coffee mug full of water in the microwave when reheating any food items that include bread/buns. Moisture will be drawn from the water in the mug instead of the bread. This keeps things from becoming chewy or dry. Also, I cook most meals slowly at a lower power level and cover plates and bowls with a moist paper towel. The steam generally helps distribute heat evenly over everything.

[@flyingsnail_art9170]

Yes! I always do this when using the microwave, it always makes it work better

[@Cove_Blue]

Yes! That's what I do. Circle the plate.

[@peterdaviesracing]

@@drewgoin8849 Wow, that's a very big microwave you've got there if it can also hold a coffee mug together with a dish to reheat :o

[@Cove_Blue]

I'm disabled and wouldn't be able to eat hot food on my own without a microwave. We stan in this house. 😂

[@pinsandneedles3]

Oooh, I'm liking the pixel art!!

[@mikari3498]

yesssss 😍 been hoping youd play this!

[@BoneStack117]

Sensor reheat on the microwave is extremely useful for balanced heating and an underutilized feature that's on most microwaves. If your microwave has different reheat options, use them, they work!

[@Sebastianmaz615]

Wait a sec! It took me about 5 min after you mentioned it, but I finally realised you and the spiders both have the same name ... Wolfe. Wow! Amazing. 😆👍🏼🤣

[@awkwardpawsome]

I love John defending the honor of wolf spiders 💛

[@aprilb9021]

oh man the animation is incredible in this, holy SHIT

[@Bosorka0]

I love this game, especially as I really love point-and-click style games of all kinds. I feel like Chica and Springtrap have lines that they say as they roam/chase you, you can hear Springtrap? say what I think is "Where's my treat?" (1:33:46). Also, I really love the mechanical sounds that Springtrap makes, but the heavy breathing/wheezing that he does especially around the house feels like it's a lady doing the sound from the high pitch of the voice which takes me a little bit out of it hahaha. Would be even scarier if it was a deeper manly voice wheezing and gurgling like that!

[@peterdaviesracing]

Well, technically, this creature isn't Springtrap. There's no corpse inside it even though he's got flesh beneath the suit but more like an actual organism instead. I think he's been labelled the pit creature as a manifestation of the agony/fear of the child victims and how they perceived their murderer: A yellow rabbit (suit) monster.

[@loati94]

I like pineapple on pizza I don't know what it's wrong with it. Sweet and salty always goes well. People eat fried chicken or bacon with waffles and maple syrup but pineapple is going too far for some reason. Curries with pineapple are good too. Fried rice with pineapple is a popular dish as well. I just don't understand the hypocrisy

[@Nnnaaa95]

Fr fr

[@peterdaviesracing]

Curry? Rice? Pineapple? KInda reminds me of Riz Casimir.

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@peterdaviesracing Which was inspired by South Asian curry from Kashmir, hence the name =)

[@castackpole]

thank you for feeding us well John, also please continue Zoochosis!

[@bugdomrulez]

the pixel art and animations is really nice (the kids look weird but that's fun), but i dont understand why newer fnaf games turn into fetch quest games? like security breach is way more guilty of this, but it really made that game boring as hell, and this one's mechanics don't seem that interesting either.

[@sophiag7005]

I was hoping the time jumping would be more interesting in the mechanics but except for the rusty lock thing it seems like it’s just another setting that could reuse the same assets and not interconnecting in the puzzles at all

[@crizmeow8394]

Omg I didn’t know you were going to play this one!! I’ve tried to watch other people play it but it’s just not the same, I’m so happy

[@CHIEFxxGERONIMO]

John the respect i have for immeasurable is wolfe

[@drewgoin8849]

Oswald: the most cynical ten-year-old in the world.

[@thepenitence]

That's cool they're making the FNAF books into actual games now :o Recognize this one from way back when MatPat started covering them

[@AllTheEevees]

Putt-Putt Save the Zoo... Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

[@CelestiaQuinn]

Thank you for defending wolf spiders🥹

[@nicolenowotnik7121]

i love wolf spiders. when they're big enough, the big eyes on the top of their head look like sad puppy eyes xD and the moms carry the babies on their back. quality parenting.

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Hey the wolf pack stick with each other

[@Laney.R00]

They suck and they’ll be killed instantly. I’ve been bitten by one, and my entire thigh swelled up to 4x its size. Screw em.

[@siegwardinspirit]

​@@Laney.R00 that sounds like an allergic reaction, their bites usually aren't that bad. Be careful.

[@awkwardpawsome]

I have had hawaiian pizza before, before the whole anti-pinapple on pizza thing, and while it wasn't the worst thing ever, it definitely wasn't my favorite.

[@TheReZisTLust]

I love how the cat is used to keep track.

[@Skip-Towne]

only 20 minutes into the video atm, but I am very surprised those kids Oz meets are actually like, nice to him. I was fully expecting the stereotypical bully route for them lol Edit: I wasn't expecting springtrap dad but I'm here for it, who knows maybe he's a better dad. I am tickled by the idea of the animatronic just... grabbing a beer from the fridge, putting his feet up in front of the tv. Wait, is doing the dad's job too? There's so much potential comedy here.

[@adokat]

Man, this game really doesn't trust the player to connect two single dots together lmao. Gotta tell them what to do and where to go, at every turn!

[@emie2052]

ngl this game is perfect for little kids (non-derogatory)

[@azzy-551]

ngl this game is perfect for little kids (derogatory)

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Considering a giant chunk of the current FNAF fanbase is little kids, I'd say this was intentional. Same way as how the FNAF movie didn't have very many on-screen violent events, just aftermath shots of the attacks.

[@witchingjokress]

I can really recommend the first (and only the first) Fazbear Frights book "Into The Pit". The stories are structured like the Goosebumps ones. The following books got progressively worse imo. But that's also the sci-fi-esque approaches fault (since Sister Location). And tbf the game is kinda confusing if you don't know the story, which in turn doesn't make the game really "outsider friendly". I look forward to the next videos :D

[@Kip_Kurry]

1:26:02 i realy thought it was my sticky keys that went off for some reasone

[@caitlinjudkins2964]

Awwww yeah, perfect timing

[@haleymist09]

Thank you, John, for no midroll ads!

[@kathrynyarnton7796]

We have year round school here in New Zealand, so you get two weeks break each season, and a month over Christmas/new year. I graduated 6 years ago now, but I've been watching John that whole time

[@GolemCC]

PUTT PUTT GOES TO THE ZOO MENTIONED LET'S GO! You know what that means, time to go back and rewatch John's PPGttZ playthrough yet again Seriously though, an unfortunately-apt descriptor for games like this, it feels like. Somehow a step below point and click adventure.

[@JasonPlaysYT]

Great video! Looking forward to Part 2!

[@lorettabes4553]

I am obseesed with the art direction of this game. It just looks so good

[@emilyweaver]

i kept thinking the door open icon was a Wii

[@oracleorca]

i laughed so hard at "imma shut the game off and throw my computer out the window" lol, i relate a lot