Finally playing the watch tower home invasion game [Fears to Fathom - Ironbark Lookout]

[@JohnTwolfe]

Alright, I need to address MAYOGATE because you guys are driving me crazy (NOTE: this comment is best read in a "joking" tone - that is, I am joking around with y'all, but also sauce choice is no laughing matter. does that make sense?) Let's get one thing straight, alright. I am a sauce FIEND. My favorite places to eat are based almost completely on how good their sauce is. So for everyone who's like "oh, wait til he hears about mayo and ketchup put together, that's gonna really blow his mind", I just want you to know how OFFENDED I am that you think I haven't already HAD "fry sauce" a thousand times! 😠So here is the bottom line, and I plan on reiterating this both at the next shareholder meeting (you thought we weren't discussing this at the next one?? ohohoho...) and in the next Fears to Fathom video: What surprised me about fries with PLAIN mayo, and why I decided to make my PSA, is because Americans just SKIP over it. They start with ketchup as children, and then they SKIP immediately to some kind of orange combo sauce eg. "fry sauce". Don't get me wrong, mayochup and other combos are very good, and my usual choice for fries. But HERE'S WHAT I AM SAYING TRY JUST PLAIN MAYO, IT SLAPS TOO. YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT HOW GOOD IT IS JUST BY ITSELF. SOMETIMES YOU WILL BE IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING LESS TANGY AND THAT'S WHERE PLAIN MAYO COMES IN You get it? Ketchup is Step 1, Mayo is Step 2, and Fry Sauce is Step 3. Lots of you skipped Step 2. It's time to take a step back and show respect to the sauce forebears. Let me try to put it in more relatable terms. It's like if someone started their anime journey with Pokemon, and then next there were like "I'm watching Berserk." You'd probably be like whoa whoa whoa, maybe you want to try something in between those two first!! Right? And then there's your friend who started their anime journey with Berserk, and now any time you recommend an anime to them, they're skeptical and are like "well how many people get dismembered per episode? If it's fewer than 5, I'm not interested." It's like, dude how about you chill out with something more casual some time? And that's where PLAIN MAYONNAISE COMES IN Thank you

[@OoTZOMMMoO]

lmao mayo supremacy (I'm European, clearly)

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

Each time and after eating mayo, it's like pizza. Do I like pizza? Idk, yet I've have it like how many times? Mayo, idk if it's good and tbh hearing people dip fries in mayo sounds crazy. Like maple syrup and fries with spices, Ok! But mayo, now that's for the intrepid at heart.

[@because-strudels]

Mayo is one of those things that sound gross alone, but unexpectedly delicious with the most random foods

[@BexTheBoo388]

mayo is good, no one listen to the haters ✋🏻

[@AnyOtherName25]

I speak for the UK when I say, we approve this message. Although tbh, my Canadian husband is the one who introduced me to it!

[@WontStopMeNow]

John peeing in the porta potty while the bad guy was looking for him had me cracking up.

[@TheCookieHeaven]

John immediately LOCKED IN after starting the zombie game

[@LifesaTripp]

Hahahaha his immediate expression change to serious was so funny

[@chronologikillgaming5887]

😭😭😭nah fr he seen they wasn’t playing and got serious

[@natchattack]

John watching those mp4 clips was SO funny his dead expression lmfaooooo

[@JohnTwolfe]

I’m immune to internet meme humor, what can I say

[@GamerBoyPro]

​@@JohnTwolfe It was cringe af to be honest, so your reaction is fitting.

[@unpopularopinion3707]

@@GamerBoyPro What? excuse me!.. that Cats mp4 is a piece of ART mind you..

[@aliveslice]

​@@unpopularopinion3707 cats wasn't supposed to funny and John said it was relaxing. The rest was horrible

[@aliveslice]

​@@GamerBoyPro my reaction would be, close immediately. John didn't even try to drag whatever that was.

[@79Bobola]

Crashes head on into a semi “I wasn’t very proud of my driving” 😂

[@DZ-mp5yv]

i’m not all the way through the video so i haven’t seen the big bad yet but i can GUARANTEE you that whatever this thing is, it will not be nearly as terrifying as this absolute menace we’re playing as pissing off the balcony, eating an entire boiling hot casserole in bed with his bare hands, and diagonal-crab-sprinting around the woods at breakneck speed

[@KennyPW]

The side glance to the camera, while his character takes a piss in the chase made my day

[@Freddie7191]

Moral of the story: Human sacrifice is best done in the safety of your own home where some casserole eating nerd can't ruin your ritual with flash photography.

[@RedUnit10]

Even the killer was shocked that John ran out to see him.

[@konstance13]

"I gotcha!!"

[@mushypeas222]

What an unexpected and lovely surprise, something about the Fears to Fathom games are so cozy to me

[@SamarraG9857]

13:37 "We won the war, it's okay to enjoy the wonders of technology every now and then" 😂😂😂

[@kingslob3422]

the war between cavemen and dinosaurs

[@robbie_rohm88]

Did we win though? Did we?

[@theotv5522]

@@robbie_rohm88 More like Covid passed and people forgot about this war. Because this flared up back when people were going around stealing toilet papers and all, so you can't have/keep toilet papers/towels in public WC, so companies started implementing these air dryers, and that started the debate about it being harmful (despite they have been around for quite some time)

[@lacymiri]

this absolutely took me OUT. lolol.

[@t.albertobarbosa8982]

Me being a German watching....

[@captainoreo]

i literally *just* clicked on another youtuber’s play-through of this game when i got the notification for this video, guess i’ll watch this one instead lol

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

Wolfe coming in with snipping audience.

[@kingslob3422]

stuff like that happens to me all the time, it's like the universe is sentient. mostly it's me finally scrolling down to the comments section of a video, to see it quoted at the top of the comments section (someone quoting it) and the video JUST SO happens to be at the exact part where it's quoting, AND the video says it as I'm reading the quote in the comments. it happens way too often for me not to feel weird.

[@cassandramae85]

@@captainoreo Good choice 😉

[@AshChiCupcak]

​@@kingslob3422that happens to me constantly too cuz I'm always in the comment section so I am constantly reading quotes from the video as it's being said and it gives me whiplash everytime

[@AshChiCupcak]

One thing these games could do without, all the eating noises. I still think about when the Carson's house one glitched and the dude wouldn't stop chewing and John about lost it. Maaaybe we could dial it back just a tad cuz they sound like the most aggressive chewers ive ever heard in my life.

[@madeofmeats]

Fortunately the most recent and final entry lets you turn off the eating sounds!

[@AshChiCupcak]

@madeofmeats That's awesome, I hope they add an update for the rest so they all can cuz that's my one gripe. Those sounds made me feel so sick

[@bluemooninthedaylight8073]

Hork, crunch, much. "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my giant pan of lasagna."

[@timallenbrown]

I was actually never bothered by the eating sounds for some reason! It's the peeing mechanics that always annoyed me lmao

[@AshChiCupcak]

@timallenbrown it is odd how many games have come out recently with peeing mechanics. Like is that what we've been missing in the gaming industry, I thought postal had it covered pretty well lol

[@yutodsynp]

30:10 bro went through 20 different emotions in the span of 3 seconds

[@neseidil]

Was here to comment on that lol

[@siobhan_is_on]

"It would be fewer, not less - sorry to be boring." John, your inability to contain your sassiness is one of the most entertaining parts of my day lmao

[@dbone3356]

That's the old school John.

[@madeniquevanwyk]

He thinks critically! That's what we enjoy about him 😂

[@grantcrawford3170]

Turning around and peeing while hiding from a killer is the hardest I've laughed at a horror game video in months

[@KitsuBrie]

John educating everyone about the hand dryers and the fries on mayo, I appreciate you John and thanks for the great content as always!

[@Steve-YT383]

We come here to be entertained & to learn

[@AshChiCupcak]

I had fries in mayo and it was way better than I thought, then I mixed it with liquid cheese (it was a Wendys, don't know how many other fast food restaurants have liquid cheese) it was sooo good. Probably massively unhealthy but I'm not usually thinking about my health when I'm eating fast food anyways lol

[@ChocolatePiazza]

I like my fries with nothing but salt. And I like to dip them in my chocolate milkshake, if I have one.

[@Fuzzysea693]

@@AshChiCupcakdo you mean like cheese fries?

[@Emily-xk2du]

I'm curious, anyone dip their fries in tartar sauce? Where I work, one of my co-workers swears by it. Is that like a known combo or is she an entrepreneur? 👀

[@ohheyitssean]

Fries dipped in mayo is S tier, thank you for spreading the word!

[@sofiipote7]

Is this not common in the US? Ketchup and mayo have always been the most commong dips for fries where I'm from

[@ohheyitssean]

@ It’s not, unfortunately, most people use ketchup. I think the trade off is some people (like me) use ranch which I know isn’t common outside the US.

[@sofiipote7]

@@ohheyitssean yeah, I've heard of ranch but I don't know what it is. I agree that mayo is the best dip for fries, though!

[@PeterFreshwater]

Agreed. Maybe it's a regional thing or something, but I feel like dipping fries in mayo was fairly common where I grew up in Minnesota.

[@dbone3356]

​@@sofiipote7Any time I've seen people from England (not saying that's where you're from, just, they don't have Ranch in England) go to the US and try Ranch, they love it. It's mayo, sour cream, dill, chives, parsley salt and pepper. Sometimes buttermilk is added.

[@open.carrie]

1:50:48 genuinely made me laugh so hard. Great video as always, John!

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

Same! This might be the hardest I've laughed all week! Amazing XD

[@MariamA-tb8fn]

Literally cried with laughter at this

[@Ksweetpea]

The Jacksepticeye jumpscare omg

[@Emily-xk2du]

"jumpscare" is RIGHT. I had like a cartoon character double take at that, did NOT expect that in this playthrough haha.

[@princessfairytroll]

The ending with him being like "no one ever believed me" made no sense because bro YOU TOOK A PICTURE

[@HaraQuinn]

1:32:43 i was drinking this boba tea thing i have right at John's funny af reaction to the jumpscare .. i managed to hold it in as to not spray it all over my laptop, but instead, the pressure literally shoved the little jelly balls up my nose.. my god, it was the WORST feeling. lol had to take a pause break to sneeze it all out and cleanup, but so worth it.

[@neurohack9038]

Yeah, okay.

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

I really hope this is true cause the risky love of jumps cares is hilarious.

[@HaraQuinn]

​@@VorpalSnickerSnack lol what a whacky specific thing to even come up with just to comment.. but yeah, really happened. it burned like hell and i was even snorted out a weird hardened piece of remaining jello this morning that i mustve not gotten out yesterday.. unfortunately, its not my first time.. i've done the same thing with way more painful stuff like marinara sauce. i used to have deviated septum i had fixed a while ago.. not sure if that has something to do with it.. but seems maybe. also, yeah, horror... ESP indie horror is one of my fave things on KZbin. Esp people like John who aren't over the top and make the rare scares worthwhile and much more priceless. ♥

[@StagFiesta]

It kinda feels like the game just STOPs at the end there. It's a shame because theres a lot going on, but it's weird. Connor always felt like a strange individual, the fact he makes you take a look for the fire at the end is something thats weird. But once you escape, it's like the game forgets about Connor. You'd think thered be something about him, since he also saw the smoke. But after you escape the game just, stops? Which is a shame because it was neat up until that point. Kinda wish we got a bit more going up, and maybe something at the end?

[@cemeteryclown8760]

I agree, also no one believed the main character but.. he took a photo of the ritual which they mentioned doing (photographing evidence) several times but it lead to nothing anyway?? They had that one guy bring a (useless) supply box up to the tower just so they could have someone tell you for like the 3rd time that you should try photographing evidence. They build up all these 'X character acting slightly off' moments for seemingly no reason, and I feel like they couldve used the report system as a cool mechanic to show something like that too but it wasn't for anything in the end. Items like the bear spray, you'd think you could use it as a weapon but no.. What was the purpose of texting Kayla? Just to make casserole? So many weird decisions here. Maybe they were trying to say no one believed him because they were in the cult too? But that also doesn't seem to fit. Either way, why did they build up the photo thing so much for literally nothing. The game wasn't horribly bad in my opinion, I even kind of liked the computer videos, I liked the interactivity and the voice acting was good. It just has an insane amount of loose ends. I keep editing this comment to add things bc theres so much I cant make sense of as a writer.

[@prodLUDO]

@@cemeteryclown8760 I agree. There's too many unanswered questions. Makes me think there are more endings to this game? I don't really see how though except maybe leading the hiker the right way

[@peterdaviesracing]

@@prodLUDO I thought I had seen someone play it last year and there was a different ending🤔

[@hannag4768]

@@cemeteryclown8760The messaging thing is to showcase that there is no phone service, which means it's impossible to call 911 (from what the game believes at least.) A nice detail to alarm the player.

[@cemeteryclown8760]

@@hannag4768 I guess it's just such a small thing for such a large and otherwise unused mechanic, they couldve just had someone say there isnt service, or had the character try to call 911 and have it not go through. Theres lots of other ways, easier ways, to convey that, is what I'm saying. Not arguing with you or anything, this game just does this in too many areas and it's very weird.

[@TiihoPlays]

This was one of my favorite playthroughs in awhile. John was absolutely goofin on this one since the rubber hit the road and it had me ROLLING several times lol.

[@Sirene1134]

i cant believe the game let you pee when it did 😂

[@dogstarlite]

This one was kind of disappointing. Creepiest moment was the hiker thinking he found you in the woods, but then the protag just... fucks off and forgets about him when there's a knock at the door? He took a (remarkable) picture of the cult bonfire and "nobody believed him"?? lord have mercy... Wish they hadn't bothered with the shitpost mp3s. The funniest bits were watching John crash into people, pee while hiding, and throwing shit off the tower LMAO. Just a weird choice for a (supposedly) true horror story imho.

[@gnorp-gnarp]

erm actually they’re mp4s 🤓🤓

[@Gemmagems577]

Yeah, the MP4s felt really out of place and smacked of "lul so randum" humour of the mid 2010s

[@aliveslice]

The cats were okay. And I hate jacksepticeye being in any game... Always so out of place

[@TeenPerspektiva]

So you dont hate youtubers being in games, you specifically hate jacksepticeye being in games. Ok bud​@@aliveslice

[@WilfredoWolganG]

If the game tallies your choices, I wonder if peeing on the floor unlocks a secret ending.

[@scarymarilynn]

This is a very important question

[@valveillen]

John's "Oh Lord have mercy" is so funny :D

[@tetrameryxx]

I literally worked nights in the PNW for the FS and the scariest thing out there was the quality of the roads you had to drive in the dark :p

[@79Bobola]

For real lol

[@emilyweaver]

yeah seriously

[@mackam440]

As opposed to figuratively?

[@tetrameryxx]

@@mackam440 As opposed to figuratively in a video game :)

[@Jwitdaplays]

1:28:26 “actually I gotta..” I thought John was about to throw it back off the edge 😂

[@Jwitdaplays]

1:51:09 you’re a menace John lmao

[@marissamorava653]

“I’m kind of shit at this game” gets a million headshots in a row 💥

[@zz0ra721]

thank you john, love a chunky 2 hour playthrough to chill with after a long day :)

[@because-strudels]

John and Fears to Fathom? Time for a comfort video, winding down before bed. Thank you John, seriously.

[@cheepytiger]

Yesss! I clicked so fast 😂 My fears were un... fathomed!

[@caitlinreuterskiold5828]

These games become 10x more unsettling if you have misophonia.

[@WolfTeen2010]

No kidding, I had to stop watching one because it was just so disgusting to listen to

[@manatca]

My people - I was venting out loud to myself about the coffee slurping and ended up just muting the video while the protag was eating. Absolutely foul.

[@WhoamI-yz9nx]

They had the "switch eating sounds off" option in the last one, but it didn't actually work for some reason lol

[@ohana9238]

I have it but it is only and specifically for RFK Jr voice 😬

[@neurohack9038]

I love this franchise but the developer has an obsession with food and eating sounds. It makes me so sick whenever I play or watch any of them.

[@lalafrancine8055]

I love Billy's voice that John gave 😂

[@djbeema]

It was perfect. Kinda like the old weird guy in Pet Semetary or something

[@madeofmeats]

I love fries with tartar sauce so fries with mayo sounds like such a no brainer, you’re a visionary John

[@djbeema]

A visionary at highlighting an extremely common practice in Europe 😉

[@LadyRhapsody38]

I wasn't expecting the Jacksepticeye cameo either.

[@AngeliqueStP]

1:27:30 It's a 'real story' alright... robed figures, happenings in the 'forbidden areas' of the woods, Silas talking about purification, all the "Lawd have mercies!" ...it's called the Ķ!an and I'm looking at the Grand Wizard. [edit] Just saw their little ritual - think it's them even more. lol.

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

In the diner, silas has his spade and robes on show, he also hitches a ride in your van, if you check the bathroom, the door is mysteriously jammed, then opens when you arrive, not to mention your truck door is open when you leave the diner. I think he is also seen in the woods a couple more times by the ranger station, the problem I think with these Fears games are these little scares are very easy to miss unless you're really looking for everything which defeats the purpose in this type of 'unexpexcted' average day style games. Sorry got off track but yes Silas is a very bad man 😁

[@AngeliqueStP]

@@user-os7ec4dm8x lmao... Now you've almost convinced me they're *not* the Ķ!an, because anybody that's a part of *that* group COULD NEVER as smart as that. I guess Silas owns the group's one collective brain cell.😂 ('off-track' maybe, but thanks all the same ...that's interesting and wouldn't have found out otherwise.)

[@tinglesrosyrupeeland]

The end "no evidence of misconduct" cements it for me, the staff is probably actually the people under the masks

[@papupro3696]

Thanks Jonh for another horror game video, this felt very nostalgic even tho I almost waited a year to watch you play this fears of fathom chapter. But I thought you never will. Still, it feels good to see one more video of this kind again

[@HaloOfSun]

Not getting the famous cherry pie is criminal. And not even getting a damn fine cup of coffee? Tsk tsk.

[@theotv5522]

I mean, he already drank the cola. Can't imagine having enough stomach to down another cup of coffee.

[@orhaion]

The main character lacks the drive of instinct, Tibetan fascination and dreams that connect with the spiritual realm for that!

[@Cove_Blue]

I like y'all

[@djbeema]

I was actually kinda glad that they didn't go for the extremely obvious Dale cooper reference with the dialogue

[@cainescar]

The atmosphere and chase was really getting me at the end until John hid in the toilet and did a quick piss 😭

[@princessfairytroll]

The pee break in the middle of an emergency was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

[@kandyjo]

Fries with mayo ABSOLUTELY slaps. Mayo and ketchup mixed together is also a tasty treat. And when I'm feeling sassy, I skip the regular fry condiments altogether and ask for malt vinegar.

[@bugdomrulez]

this is my exact thought process for fries

[@AngeliqueStP]

Second that vote for the mayochup! It's so dang good. (plus my mom's a malt vinegar enjoyer because she LOVES fish and chips.)

[@Steve-YT383]

Malt vinegar is next tier fry condiment Mustard & ketchup on fries is good too.

[@kandyjo]

Clearly John Twolfe has the most fry-savvy viewership.

[@mochriademia]

amen and amen

[@Pitchelyn]

Cat video: So soothing! Zombie Game: Locked tf in lmao

[@JHawkLR]

"Disguising as a park member is forbidden in park rules." He says that like you're allowed to disguise yourself as a park official in other parks.

[@MrEmpireBuilder0000]

My Fries jam is Mayo AND Ketchup. What a combo. :) Been waiting on your newest playthrough and I am quite happy right now. Thanks, Mr. Twolfe!

[@callmecrowleykoh]

Me when John announced he and his wife were pregnant: I wonder if he'll be a strict dad? John today: Watch this! Watch this! Watch-! *throwing everything off the tower* XD

[@RealPappaKane]

European here. I always dip my fries in mayonnaise, I wasn't aware Americans never did this! It's super common here

[@pinsandneedles3]

Yeah I was gonna say that in Finland you can get mayo for your fries at every burger place I have ever been to lol

[@laverna04]

I thoughts the same 😆 In Germany we have an extra term for fries with ketchup and mayo. It's called "Pommes Rot Weiss" (Fries Red White)

[@sethwood1676]

It really depends where you go. Most places it ketchup and mustard but been to a few states that ask if you want mayo when asking for sauces too.

[@Laney.R00]

Mayo is nauseating

[@sethwood1676]

@@Laney.R00 I personally feel the same way if it isn't homemade or aioli

[@yutodsynp]

the way these games jumpscare john absolutely kill me 💀💀

[@yutodsynp]

20:08 1:32:38

[@Maarttii]

I think these stories biggest weakness is how hard they lean in to the idea of being reddit horror stories. it kind of worked for the home invasion one but whether or not the stories are legit taken from reddit or not (and the longwinded 'no one would believe me but YOU' was kind of :/). someone on reddit tells me about a half remembered childhood home invasion I'm like word belief suspended tell me a story. someone on reddit tells me about a woods cult that attacked their firewatch tower I'm like that's just not something that happened.

[@jinsoulcialista]

somehow i was 100% sure you alr played this (probably thinking of puppet combos game) so this feels like a surprise gift lol love your playthrus man

[@BilboCheated]

Same! I had to go back and make sure I wasn't going crazy.

[@ChefKittycatYTCT]

Yes I was getting CRAZY deja vu this whole video. Were the visuals so similar?

[@connieadkins3443]

The old style KZbin profile pic and the typeface comment. Took me back 5 years. So hyped.

[@konstance13]

I cannot wait for John to play the newest Fears to Fathom. He's going to roast the "friend" you take your trip with so hard.

[@JasonPlaysYT]

Omg same, that's the reason I am so excited for it. Hopefully it comes soon

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Lmaaoooo oh yeah the wheres my hug guy??? Now I'm excited to see him play it too 😂

[@JasonPlaysYT]

@@madeniquevanwyk Literally! Can't wait for John to meet him. He's going to have a fun time playing it. I hope it comes soon.

[@madeniquevanwyk]

@@JasonPlaysYT hopefully! John has a surprising schedule with these games I'm sure he'll get to it soon

[@JasonPlaysYT]

@@madeniquevanwyk For sure, he said this month is chill at the shareholder meeting so yeah, patiently waiting!

[@tressyfamtresenrider4828]

Been waiting so long!! Thanks John!!!

[@Double-_-Dee]

Was watching this while drinking and I gotta say I love the videos and mini games. Along with John's reactions to them lol

[@JHMBB2]

I absolutely love your playthrough of these games, I'm a huge Mr. Nightmare fan, I don't know what it is, I just love short horror stories. And I love your take on horror games, which is how I play, sorta goofin off and looking at it critically rather than pretending to be horrified. So these are like my bread and butter, thinking critically about a short horror story through a video game.

[@Xathian]

You didn’t notice that you closed the RV door when you went inside the diner but it was open when you came back out. If you checked the RV bathroom after you’d have found it was locked from the inside 👻

[@hannag4768]

Damn that's cool, too bad majority will miss it thinking they just didn't close it.

[@crimsonknightsoul]

Mayo garlic is life. Also I couldn't stop laughing at the pissing while hiding 😂

[@syd8615]

The voices John gives the characters are normally really good, but his Mitch voice was spot on. Hilarious 😂

[@Meitti]

Its really funny that a park ranger decides to light an in-house stove with a gasoline can instead of the old newspapers lying right next to the canister. Also theres no water can to douse the fire and the gasoline can is right in front of the hatch of the stove. So much for fire safety.

[@djbeema]

To be fair this is the same guy who pulls a 400 degree baking pan out of the oven with no potholders and proceeds to eat directly out of it in his bed like an animal 😂

[@cassandramae85]

Yeeeessssssss!!! This made my night John! Thank you!

[@kirkwallmage]

I’ve been doing mayo on fries for years ! People always kind of look at me funny but it’s amazing

[@djbeema]

Just picturing this guy hunched over on his bed, scooping his white trash lasagna into his face like a rabid animal. "I hate this guy" yeah me too😂

[@thestablepirate]

I wouldn't have thought that putting mayo on fries is something new to you but I'm glad you enjoy it as much as we do! When we order fries in every establishment, there will always be the mayo option available :)

[@sofiipote7]

Had the same thought, mayo and ketchup have always been the most common fries dips for me. Maybe it's not that common in the US? I was surprised he presented it as such an unusual thing

[@JohnTwolfe]

They will literally never give you mayo with fries in the U.S. and will give you a strange look if you ask for it. Hence my PSA

[@Fuzzysea693]

@@sofiipote7I’ve actually never even heard of eating fries with mayo… I’m from the US! Lol. I didn’t think you guys ate mayo in Europe? People always act like you guys are so much healthier 😆

[@sofiipote7]

@Fuzzysea693 I'm not from Europe lol I'm from South America. I'd say mayo is the most common thing you can eat with fries, at Macdonalds for example, you'd usually get a pack of mayo and ketchup with your fries if you ask for condiments

[@peterdaviesracing]

@@Fuzzysea693 Not sure about other places, but choosing between ketchup and mayo to dip fries into is like the same decision of getting a hotdog with ketchup or mustard :D

[@xavierdtd]

I just finished re-watching your previous fears to fathom videos, I had no idea you were gonna post this 😂 what crazy timing

[@hannarchy6554]

The bad news is that anybody using a "hand dryer" is wiping their hands dry on their pants anyway because they don't actually dry anything. I wouldn't really mind which except paper towels actually dry my hands, whereas hand dryers don't

[@violetm8110]

You haven’t used a modern / good hand dryer then. Those things are like a wall of air that eliminate water in 3-5 seconds! Love ‘em.

[@krahvata]

The trick is to move your hands around but there are also some weak af hand driers.

[@Riggwelter00]

mayo is one of the best fry condiments, but there's a sauce that does everything mayo does for fries but is way better but also rarer and it's called toum

[@skeptism27]

i fathom fears on the daily

[@Mickliely]

Real

[@rach4997]

When I moved out West from the South, everyone was so empathic I try "fry sauce." I laughed so hard when I realized it was just mayo and ketchup mixed.

[@Reactivecat.]

John taking the piss literally had me dying LMAO great vid as always

[@somethingmundanethen]

That Cats videos was really cute and well done!❤😊

[@Argacyan]

42:50 Over time mountains do shrink if we only consider erosion, but often we don't just see one process happening. Orogenesis is also happening. In the case of Everest it is still growing because the Indian subcontinent is still colliding into Eurasia. For an example of a different process, Scandinavia as an entire region is still lifting upwards due to post-glacial rebound.

[@daisypetals8938]

John just yeeting everything off the tower was the best thing I've seen all day XD

[@aram.the.conqueror]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS PLAYTHROUGH!!! I really wanted to see this game when it came out initially, but I literally couldn’t get through other’s KZbinrs’ videos cos I’ve been so used to John’s commentary hahaha

[@JWildberry]

This guy eats at the same speed my dog used to.

[@theotv5522]

Your dog needs disciplines if he eats like he's starving for 5 days.

[@eileenzhang55]

omg i'm so happy to see this in my notifs! been going through a rough patch so I'm excited to chill out tonight and watch this

[@jasonwrestlingfan1626]

Thanks for playing! Can’t wait for your episode 5 playthrough!

[@brynnd9820]

I have been waiting for this for so long!!!!

[@Yvesenjoyer666]

IMO as a standalone the games ok, but as part of the series that relies on the spook factor that the events sort of happened in real life to someone it falls a bit flat, bc its like sure narrator dude a murder cult in the woods im suuuure they left you a ritual-like stuff at your doorstep and you didnt leave im sureee yknow? maybe the main story wasnt as extreme and it got retouched for the sake of the game but still hahaha, still nice to see you play it! the peeing while hiding killed me 😂 and the good ol "Throw" command shenanigans

[@DoodleMonsterRocks]

1:32:38 he wasn’t watching for _that_ Can’t wait for John to do the last chapter and experience the horror called ‘Mike’ eughh.

[@wings_bl]

i know right!! i hope he plays the next one just for that lol

[@HatchlingChibi]

I feel like this chapter was made/written by fans of FireWatch and like John said, Do You Copy? and some other games. I was most excited about this one but I think it just tried too hard in some spots and felt rushed in others. Still happy to see John play it (I held off watching any other videos of it because I wanted to see John's take on it) but Norwood Hitchhike was still the strongest and my favorite of the Fears to Fathom episodes. (And strong agree with you John on Carson House, it felt like a weaker retelling of Home Alone and didn't capture the same vibe)

[@katicakatanga]

14:55 I'm Cuban and I love putting mayo on everything! My American bf complains and says his dad does the same thing. I always tell him his dad is very cultured. Dad is an honorary Cuban and you are now too John

[@FalseFlea]

IM SO HAPPY YOU FINALLY PLAYED! i was rewatching the 1-3 playthroughs yesterday wondering if you'd ever play 4-5 Ironbark is my favourite of the series so this was such a treat

[@krahvata]

I love this channel because the comments are always fights about random things like mayo and hand driers 😂

[@TheLittlebats]

Yaay this has been my most anticipated playthrough of yours! Such a creepy series. The peeing while hiding was so good 😂

[@moonyfruit]

😂 The Port-a-Potty hide-peeing, lol

[@leelee3582]

John this was amazing hahahaaa! Best one yet, I needed this laugh all week 😂 missed your sass

[@djbeema]

Wow I can't believe the person who sent this story to Fears to Fathom included the details of pissing all over the diner bathroom floor, and driving head on into other vehicles.😂 Literally pissing in fear in the port-a-john was the high point. I lost it 😂 And yeah, this game gave me such strong deja vu to Do You Copy that I actually wasn't sure if you were playing an updated version of it (because I forgot the name) until you brought it up. Definitely underwhelming due to over familiarity with the setting in horror games at this point.

[@justjordyn6729]

My mom went to Canada and said people ate their McDonald’s hash browns with vinegar. It’s actually really good. Like getting salt & vinegar fries from Steak and Shake

[@scarymarilynn]

Most fast food fish places in the US do malt vinegar for fries and the fish. I used to get little packets of it at Long John Silvers and douse my fries and hush puppies!

[@cosmiclily6872]

Yes! I love fries in mayo it's so good. Also hashbrowns work incredibly well dipped in mayo too!

[@madeniquevanwyk]

John immediately being ready to jump that cultist the moment he woke up 😂 mans locked in 24/7

[@violetm8110]

49:22 lol I liked how he stared at the thermometer and anemometer for like 10-20 seconds right before saying that. Guess it could’ve helped to pay attention to the training video more 😅

[@JohnTwolfe]

Oh no, I wasted TEN seconds! Someone alert the authorities!!

[@violetm8110]

@ 🚨🚓🚨 less about wasting time and just amused by the “right there! It’s right there!!” feeling I had of finally seeing the tools needed.

[@marypoppins2232]

I just screamed a little in excitement. I'm serious. I have been waiting for soo so long. YES!! FINALLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@donaldcampbell9219]

Hi John, you’re still my favorite and it’s really good to see you playing a video

[@Focus]

We've all been waiting. Patience was worth the wait

[@moonunit7417]

"We won the war! It's ok to enjoy the fruits of technology" -John Wolfe, in reference to a hand dryer

[@Skip-Towne]

I love the cat mp4, that was art. But also John immediately saying "I need a nap" was hilarious.

[@warmekip]

Woah I was NOT expecting you to continue this series!!!

[@DenverMax27]

Mixing ketchup and mayo together is peak fry dip for me.