Exanima - Everybody is Jell-O

Checkin' out that new physics based action RPG video game by the name of Exanima.
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[@mikes246]

"Do I attack this guy? I kind of have to, he's looking at me weird." - Every bar fight, ever.

[@pikamario99]

This is pretty realistic, actually. I mean think about it, if you take a bunch of average, untrained shmucks and toss 'em in an arena with weapons, this is kind of the way they would fight. "How does swing sword? Like this? Yeah, that's good enough."

[@Jerma985]

pikamario99 haha, I always forget how heavy some of these weapons would be in real life. If it were me, I would probably swing once really hard, lose my grip, put a hole in the drywall, fall down, and cry.

[@TheMapleTyger]

*****Greatsword or battle axe would just go flying from my hands and probably hit some random guy far away like in the cartoons. "My leg!"

[@Josephbentley]

***** can you plz do some binding of isaac rebirth you are amazing at the game and your so funny

[@tarkatantapir7287]

***** who would've known dungeons were made of drywall

[@13Hyrule]

***** jerma you should try playing unepic with some friends, it'll be hilarious for everyone involved

[@jjyeewk]

Fly like a byeah, sting like a byeah, get your ass knocked out like a byyyeeeeah

[@wdfghjkl]

I miss byeah.

[@SuperCompany007]

jjyeewk Byeah like BYEAH!

[@DynaDere]

+jjyeewk wear a fucking box as body armour, LIKE A BYEAHHHHHHH

[@hcalmijebi]

so this is what the byeahs do when not wrestling or drinking

[@StubuDubu]

Cheeseburgers: Byeah, Bar-fighting: Byeah, Boxforts: Byeah.

[@Babumby]

Byeah basically

[@Powdered__Donut]

Vegetables :*Silence*. Alright it looks like that was a successful meeting of the Byeahs, thank you all for coming

[@OverworldLord]

Byeah, but they also play games like 'pin the tail on the fat guy.' I've seen them do it once; it ain't pretty.

[@PassionPossum]

hcalmijebi byeahsically

[@BlagenLogin]

After 7 years, the game has improved drastically. Still hasn’t had it’s official release yet. Still definitely worth it to play.

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Infinite embryo games "never be bor(n)ed"

[@Dorelaxen]

This could also be called Gabe Newell in a dungeon.

[@StarDustTF2]

Hes 2fat4thegame

[@HypnotiKSykotiK]

King Mah Boi From Gabencity Obviously 3 was left out for obvious reasons...

[@NickThe]

HypnotiKSykotiK HL4 confirmed.

[@HikariSakai]

***** Gabe Noodle in a dungeon ;)

[@crimsonlanceman7882]

***** So thats why he cant realese half life 3.

[@dannyboi5887]

this gameplay makes dark souls look like a hack and slash....

[@minecraf]

+Daniel King QWOP Souls

[@grandbean9031]

Difference between realism (Dark Souls 1) and sloppy bullshit (This game).

[@minecraf]

Iraklis Pazios ur right dark souls is really realistic with big monsters

[@grandbean9031]

brudin We are talking about the combat,now sod off with that wit.

[@minecraf]

Iraklis Pazios oh yeah you want to talk realism huh? listen here cheeto veins, i bet you 10 yen (i bet you're a fan of anime i'm trying to pander to you) that if u walked up to a big bad monster with a big ol weapon you wouldnt be swinging the sword like fuckin he-man in dark souls you'd be wiggling around like the drunk characters in exanima i speak from personal experience, family reunions get a bit out of hand at times

[@stalk8r]

2:35 - and that is how humanity discovered the concept of armor.

[@TheArnoldification]

Old video and doubt most people here care, but animation fidelity has improved significantly since then. The combat system is very fun and engaging if you're willing to give it a chance because it's pretty free-form with all the control you have over swings and momentum. For example, you can influence the force, angle, direction, and speed of your swings with the orientation and speed of your mouse cursor. You can do some cool stuff like, if you have a polearm, you can try to wedge it in the back of someone's leg then pull back to try and trip them, if you get a large hammer and your character is tall, fat, and muscular, you can throw people all over the place with high force swings and bulldoze over them by running into them. Combat system is complex and nuanced. Not for everyone of course but it definitely has its merits, and IMO is one of the most fun combat systems I've experienced in a video game.

[@TheArnoldification]

@Bearcat nope, just a previous fan of it. Fell out of favor with it a while ago due to the update schedule being awful and the "inner circle" community for this game being ultra toxic

[@s_for_short2400]

this game has amazing physics and lighting i mean seriosly, im not even joking.

[@BudhaXIII]

srba filipovic But all the alcohol on the streets though...

[@Kekatronic]

yo dawg this game is the shit dude and it's been ascended to godhood by the new updates

[@caesarthemonkey2488]

@@Kekatronic too bad to gets an update once a year

[@semi-mojo]

@@caesarthemonkey2488 that was only for the major update overhaul to the AI and other shit. Updates dont take a year

[@GraysonofEpic]

Are you joking?

[@joshriley2936]

How the hell did Jerma get all of this footage of Gabe Newell in his basement?

[@ghost.patrols]

As shitty as Jerma makes this game look, this actually looks like it could be pretty fun/interesting.

[@ACoolStupidDog]

John Woodland It's the jerma-factor.

[@Pengwertle]

John Woodland I have played this game for a couple of hours and have watched both a review and a 2 hour live stream of it, and this is the stupidest footage I've seen of it. Jerma must have a magical power that makes everything silly.

[@caticusbl4nd567]

Well yeah, he made a really fat character and didn't learn how to play.. it's another fine example of a massive KZbin douche-bag making a gaming video as an attempt at humor and not to actually say anything about the game. Shame really it's just miss-informed idiots miss-informing idiots.

[@ACoolStupidDog]

Caticus bl4nd You sound like the kind of guy that gets pissed at absolutely everything. Cheer up a little, fatso!

[@Blitz1Blacktail1]

Caticus bl4nd Oh the irony.

[@pootisvonpoot1801]

You got 1 kill in the whole video.

[@FireCalvinMaster]

Checkin' out that new game, Jerma?

[@258thHiGuy]

Braingears I love this

[@IAmTheConeGuy]

OOOOOOOOOWWWWW I see what you did there

[@baldeaglenor7156]

.... I dont get it.... Im feel stupid.. D :

[@258thHiGuy]

Falcon Plays It's a video that ster made for April Fools

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

Just wait for about 30 to 40 seconds, Falcon.

[@ciociesiobhan680]

I was in tears when the impenitrable box fortress happened fuckin 10/10

[@Shilag]

This is what people will look like when full-immersion Virtual Reality fighting games become a thing.

[@cheyannei5983]

You're right! It's exactly how he looks playing Blade & Sorcery

[@RagingLycanBRO]

"im turning into the starwars kid at this point" shit.... im getting too old

[@StarDustTF2]

K

[@jameslennonftw]

B I G-S I S T E R I have... read that doujinshi.

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

Hey

[@someunfathomablymoistsaucy296]

Exanima - Adventures of the Overweight Wannabe Power Ranger

[@CircusQueen8]

Go go gadget power ranger 64 Jr

[@francineprince1040]

some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips The protagonist looks like the Lord Gaben...

[@DarknessViper99]

Aka, the B'yeah.

[@cataconik]

inb4 based tortilla chips

[@puffnisse]

Farrier Why?

[@Arknetu01]

"You're not a box - did the other kids make fun of you?" That tone of voice was just so patronizing. Goddamn.

[@Coptah]

so glad people are seeing this game, it deserves so much more attention.

[@punkst3r]

First

[@BierBart12]

Inb4 "Muh mum is developing it!"

[@TheGoggleguy]

Jimmy De'Souza It actually looks sort of fun. I sort of liked the fact you could make your own "armor" out of boxes and stuff.

[@Coptah]

Jimmy De'Souza It's been developed from the ground up. It's not like any other ARPG. The engine is extremely optimized for performance and the combat is really rewarding once you learn how to play. It's not some half done game with loads of bugs and they have done this with the slightest of funding in comparison to the pieces of shit *cough* reign of kings *cough* that are on early access.

[@Coptah]

It's so unique you could never name a game that uses physics based combat in the same style as this.

[@atticuskoch2965]

The game has been updated a lot since this video was released, it would make for a really good stream

[@SnacxAttac]

The fact there is only 6 minutes of footage of Jerma playing this game is criminal

[@Xiav123]

Look what the ladder and barrels form at 4:00

[@imwearingshirtsnow2097]

You change your intro more than I change my pants.

[@StarDustTF2]

Keep your brown pants

[@BierBart12]

griffin casey I'm sure these pants weren't yellow when i bought them..

[@silvy3047]

griffin casey You must not change your pants very often.

[@idontfuckingknow2220]

Well I don't wear pants I sit at my computer and play TF2 with no clothes on so fuck clothes

[@adamtan2509]

griffin casey this joke is as overused as my pants

[@alexanderaudiance]

"Im turning into an internet video" - Jerma 2015

[@alalmalal]

You need to play this again... there’s some crazy shit in the later levels

[@extraspooky819]

Wow the lighting and body movements in this game are surprisingly well animated. Especially the shadows.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Welcome to Byeah Simulator 2015

[@jorts6255]

10/10 "Like Dark Souls with Jell-O" -IGN

[@MrMedal01]

Played this game. Hard at the beginning, but once you've died a couple o' times and memorized all the weapon/armor locations and learned to block and bodyblock, it gets easier. But then comes another problem with it. It's too long and boring. Half the time you're gonna just run around in search of a way out. Developers promised they'll make an open world version of it, so gotta wait. And yeah, running straight at the sword before it was swung is a legitimate strategy.

[@eddy8432]

Gaben simulator 2016

[@prop0042]

The new graphics engine for the Dwarf Fortress combat system is looking pretty good, I have to say.

[@thewafflefriends]

ah yes, the tail of the noble drunk swordsman

[@CrazedJacob]

thewafflefriends Tale*. Unless the guy was a furry. in which case maybe.

[@ThePancaked1]

Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter he's fat! what do you think?

[@loopydogtube]

I have to say these shadows are programmed so fantastically

[@oxfordgreenbus]

seriously I laughed so hard, the commentary's brilliant

[@nativechatter999]

Jerma has the ability to make any game seem stupid. The *definition* of a blessing and a curse.

[@Thor.Jorgensen]

The undead some times aren't immediately hostile if you just stand still or move slowly. Some actions may aggravate them like looking at them directly, fast movement, switching weapons, going into combat stance etc.

[@DrErikNefarious]

The fact that this is getting thumbs up across the board on its Steam page is amazing

[@YeszCore]

The little "doonk" when he tripped, rip me

[@leafyon]

dude the physics in this game are crazy

[@Scylaxius]

Jerma, I just want to say, that I don't usually watch videos for games that I have no interest in. But for some amazing reason every game you play is instantly funnier and enjoyable. Keep up the good work dude :D

[@nateleekelly4518]

I love how Jerma progressively turns into a box in the video and then dramatically falls when he comes to his imminent demise.

[@r2dlee953]

this game is fucking amazing now

[@jmankrohn3241]

the box armor was fucking hilarious dude XD

[@w0rloko]

there's an iron spike in the spawn zone you can pick up- combined with "clinching" and shoves can easily acquire you a better weapon. It has a very efficient stab. Just a ______

[@Swagmaster65]

only jerma could be that guy who finds a tactic as stupid and effective as putting the castle's props on his head, and proceeding to run past everyone as a box tank. gg jerma, gg.

[@SeanAkaMcGlitch2]

Wow..... the whole video built me up to tears, at 2 minutes though it really picked up when you were talking about the "halloween costume" and when you walked up to the guy asking for directions and he hit you I just lost it.... Well done again Jerma!

[@PickyMcCritical]

From the moment Jerma had full box armor, I couldn't breathe.

[@Armorchin]

oh lord! Thank you so much Jerma! I been looking for this game everywhere for like a year!

[@Cteklite]

I lost it when he fell over in his Box Fort. PLEASE PLAY MORE

[@JackDuripper]

Welcome to the zero dislike club Have some wine from Jerma's vineyard

[@JayDude003]

Jack Duripper curses... i'm 3 dislikes late.

[@EmbraceTheChase]

Jack Duripper Not just good wine it's the best

[@FromTheInternets]

Jack Duripper Welcome to the 301+ view, 311 like, 2 dislike, full description open, video at 3:10 club. I'm special.

[@otterable1]

Where does the 'before the plague hit' line come from?

[@miaset_]

Riad Green /watch?v=KBh2c34tprY&ab_channel=Jerma985

[@samramdebest]

"do I attack this guy? I kinda have too, he is looking at me weird" -Jerma 2015

[@fgfh10004]

EVERYBODY WAS JELL-O FIGHTING

[@Schopenhauer667]

Tomorrow i don't work so 5:45 AM i was about to sleep, smoked a bit, and clicked on your video. goddamn, i laughed histerically, i fucking cried, maybe woke up the entire neighborhood. When you had an armor made of boxes i just lost it You killed me man, i one could die of laughter im dead. Thank you.

[@tatarilives8887]

0:59 It's obvious why he got angry. I mean, have you ever been in a dungeon? It's freezing in there.

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

If only Diablo III was more like this

[@Maccaroney]

Oh my god imagine a fully fleshed out RPG that had physics like this. That would be amazing. LOL

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

Maccaroney Mainly what I was thinking of was the atmosphere... I mean holy shit - Diablo III feels so... arcade-like and cartoony compared to this even without the physics.

[@roach9397]

My main problem with Diablo III is that it's incredibly easy even on the hardest difficulty. This is coming from someone who plays most games on normal.

[@doomdude3034]

too bad there's no real gameplay in this game.

[@Hobobatman1000]

*IMPENETRABLE BOX ARMOR*

[@pauls.7288]

why is this the most realistic looking game ive seen? ive never even heard about it...

[@JibanExE]

The most hilarious videogame video i ever saw, thanks man.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Jerma Presents... Gaben Newell Power Ranger. Now in a box. Preorder now.

[@UnscaryGhosts]

Box Man that orphanage full of baby boxes is gonna explode, SAVE THEM BOX MAN!

[@Poirot633]

For the love of god Jerma, PLEASE DO A PLAYTHROUGH OF THIS !!! I don't care if it takes you 1000+ episodes to finish it, it's hilarious !

[@hutduggler]

I've played this game quite a bit, it's actually really fun, despite how silly Jerma makes it look. Once you get used to the combat, this is actually one of the most hype games to play because every time you hit someone, you earned it, and it's the most rewarding feelings ever.

[@1cme1]

Samwell Tarly simulator.

[@TreePlantable]

This game actually got a lot better since it's updated pretty frequently, I'd recommend anyone to check it out now and rethink whatever you saw in this video :)

[@HikariSakai]

I fuckin lost it at the box part xD

[@Killmaster237]

This is how people at medeval conventions fight

[@kamikazesuperfly]

This game completely simulates the feeling of trying to fight in my nightmares.

[@_draxin_0514]

Please please please post more of this funniest game ive seen you play

[@genuinejoe2103]

That suit of wooden box armour (or armor, however you wish to spell it) was literally the best thing I have seen in a video game ever. God that was so fuckin funny

[@MrStstststst]

oh my god. the box. im dying. so funny

[@mikest0]

Possibly the best video i have ever seen.

[@Zedrunkendemoknight3]

jerma's intros are becoming the coach gags of youtube

[@Smitteys86]

I don't think that the game is hard, it just looks like the controls are as responsive as a deaf cow.

[@WreckNRepeat]

Smitteys86 Which makes it hard

[@elgatochurro]

WreckNRepeat difficult but not challenging.

[@Necroskull388]

elgatochurro Difficulty challenges you.

[@awezumify]

Smitteys86 That's artificial difficulty. Shitty controls are a cheap way of implementing "difficulty" into a game when it would be easy as hell if it controlled like a normal game did.

[@andreasgolz7636]

Farrier Playing Mortal Kombat with a Steering wheel

[@NecromancerSloth]

The kill at 3:47 was amazing XD I'm glad you enjoyed the game. It's one of my all-time favourites if you get past the controls' steep learning curve. The quickstart guide and combat arena are super helpful for instructions and practice if you ever want to go back to it.

[@pumadillo6835]

Omg this video made me cry I was laughing so hard, thank you for this gem.

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

This game's really good you should play it like it's really really good

[@elaxter]

I've played this game for many, many hours and I can say it's one of the best games that I've ever played: and it's so short! Granted, it's early along in its development, but it is a hoot to play. I love running down an undead and bashing him while he struggles to stand. My favorite aspect of this game is not only the intense gameplay, but the map itself. There's a lot of rooms that serve to draw you into the world. The place feels alive.

[@volbla]

Those character animations were actually really cool. And it's all physics based? I'm impressed.

[@hqrmony5051]

Volbla, Yeah, but the Dev team is missing a animator.

[@vulpesio4554]

One time I had a homemade box costume when I was a kid, I fell down and kids started kicking me

[@madjack1748]

It's like trying to fight in a dream

[@Ebb0Productions]

I'm going to need more of this.

[@josephstalin6286]

I said the phrase “this guy isn’t very smart” several times while watching. 10/10 gg

[@TheS0m3B0dy]

Box Fort for the next Jerma Rumble please.

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

This game should be renamed to "The quest to McDonalds"

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

Every time Jerma goes about a week without uploading something, it's always something very nice at the end of the wait. 6 days, no video. Next video is a 5+ minute skit. I'm calling it right now

[@azazovski1332]

I love Jerma's originality and how easly he makes me laugh :)

[@homelessEh]

lol 2:15 Armor UP! nothing can stop this universes equivalent of pyramid head its ..Rectangle head! ooooo

[@sammalone1619]

Jesus Christ I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

[@IanBenedict]

Is it possible to kill anything in this game?

[@StarDustTF2]

Yes,i killed my virginity in this game

[@CrazedJacob]

King Mah Boi From Gabencity Xdddddd WOW so funy

[@explanationmark_]

11/10 would funny again - IGN

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

I can't stop giggling. It's too funny.

[@Sizifus]

Ian Benedict Yes... The dude seems very competent to killing himself, lol

[@gamenut112]

a wooden table and a small wooden crate. best. armor. ever.

[@flexarnn]

Physics makes everything so MUCH BETTER

[@AaronMk91]

With the skillful and agile way Jerma moves his character, he truly has learned the Rules of Nature.

[@pikamario99]

I suppose not every video game protagonist has to be thin, fit, or *sober*

[@koffinkat666]

Beautiful at any size!

[@MrThekickassduke]

This is by far the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time. I'm laughing so hard it hurts

[@joshwd3152]

These fights are as if you gave 2 drunk guys 2 wrapping paper rolls

[@Rashwinter]

3:25 Run to the hills, run for your lives!

[@libertylemonz7145]

Drunk guy in a dungeon simulator 2015

[@jechet10]

I remember seeing this game in a magazine almost four years ago! I can't believe something actually came of that project!

[@KingDestructable]

Jerma you need to play more of this. I need more box forts.