Streamer Debt Simulator

[@rory2365]

my favorite part about his bets is that he gets nothing at all if he wins. he just does it for the thrill. a true problem gambler

[@willmiddleton7932]

He does live in Vegas

[@advancedgarbage]

@@steampunkgamer6997 more of a kaiji character

[@MatthewPherigo]

Jerma is the kid in school that wants you to pay him $5 to eat a bug, and when you say no, he eats it anyway

[@gordonf5553]

He lives in new vegas, what do you expect

[@84m30]

Viva Las Vegas

[@icy_0wl]

Jerma is in a constant state of Crawl Space Walter White laughing maniacally after losing all of his money.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

I Crawl Space Walter White laughed reading this comment. My family is terrified.

[@SRowntree]

That's the best description for him I've ever seen. Teetering on the thin line between Walter White and Heisenberg is his natural state.

[@landobando2352]

This is the moment where jeremy became Jerma985

[@romanbolshakov459]

bro you spoiled the show for me. I just started watching :(

[@aleksneedshelp]

@@romanbolshakov459 its not really a spoiler without all the context

[@ApoLk_]

*Jerma:* I bet 2.5 billion dollars that I can hit the next enemy *Chat:* I bet 0$ you can't *Jerma:* Let's do this

[@spookspook2919]

Where

[@snickle1980]

@John Smith Hey jeans.

[@mineborders]

@@spookspook2919 Watch the video.

[@BongoBybs]

@@spookspook2919 27:13

[@ManBung]

@@mineborders damn bro you useless

[@michaelwhit1059]

GAMBLING ADDICT streamer goes HOMELESS in 5 MINUTES

[@Toluj330]

Jerma 985 is now Jerma 9.85

[@fakenamerealchungus9851]

GIRLFRIEND SITS in CHAIR?

[@Lily-dg2qv]

he's still addicted even after getting homeless, now he's with 4 billion on debt

[@doobywoopy3264]

Man URINATES on fellow passenger after not being allowed to SMOKE

[@mrpuddingpop1]

I just love that jerma has no real understanding of what a bet should be and just says “if I don’t do this one mildly difficult thing I’ll lose money, if I win...uh”

[@the-letter_s]

he just keeps daring himself

[@EnragedBarrothGaming]

@@the-letter_s double DOG daring himself

[@oweneastwood2223]

Addicted to losing

[@janesmith1840]

If he wins, he gets to make a bigger bet

[@nof9395]

He really is like the 2nd grader who would say “dare me to eat this bug for a dollar” and then you’d say no and he’d eat the big anyway

[@BenDiPaolo]

I did the math on Jerma's "1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1 cent" at 28:45, and 500 million 'JermaLand' subs would equate to ~156 subs ($781.25)

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

Underrated comment

[@owownwowlson8524]

What about the a frog and a log at the bottom of the sea?

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

That's reasonable, he should get to gifting

[@glowner7878]

still not correct, a quarter precent would be a multiplier or 0.0025, not 0.25. a multiplier of 0.25 would be 25% but it was said that it was a quarter of one precent

[@ryanrigley2558]

Jerma203.75

[@thebleachbartender1312]

I love how this video has way more ads then usual to really hammer home that he has a 2.5 billion debt

[@stevieg4210]

*billion

[@somethingclever5]

real talk tho i bet it's because of the change to the youtube terms of service the other day apparently youtube itself can just put ads on any video it wants now

[@radboi4194]

It's been every video that's had like, 5x the ads, had to get KZbin vance n such

[@MadMax0417]

@@radboi4194 premium 😌

[@radboi4194]

@@MadMax0417 i guess, but consider this, *Nah*

[@arclite95]

editor forgot about when Jerma realized his sharpness was at 100% but instead thought all the memes were "just extra crispy today".

[@danielbrovender2932]

Very good bit

[@agentpaint]

I really hope that the editor puts that at the end of the Little Hope highlights since that's when it happened edit: It didn't happen :(

[@vinnysuperg123]

AgentPaint Yeah I kept it out sadly because it didn’t have the context of when he turned it on. It made it confusing to people who aren’t up to date on streams. Not the biggest loss imo but still a shame.

[@arclite95]

@@vinnysuperg123 Respectable! Great work man we love these videos regardless. Keep up the great work!

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

I don't think they could forget about it since they watch the whole thing while editing, it just didn't add enough to be worth including in this edit

[@RoboLamp]

There's only one way to pay it all off instantly WE DEMAND THE DUMPTRUCK EMOTE

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

MonkaS

[@uncommongalaxy1138]

Bring us the fat ass and wipe away the debt - Chat

[@Shanethearcticwolf]

You forget that he bargained from full debt wipe to only 2 billion of the debt

[@kuyaaa_]

10 PART DUMPTRUCK ASS EMOTE NOW

[@TheLegoDude14]

#PayTheDebt

[@JEEJ_MUSIC]

He will never stop betting against his chat, and we will *never* stop benefitting from it

[@erfaniom9576]

well apart from once when we got viagra'd... but we dont talk about that

[@masone.9004]

@@erfaniom9576 wtf does this mean

[@Plasmabreaker]

@@masone.9004 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWKwfIB9mriohLs

[@Make_A_ChangeKYSelf]

@@masone.9004 it means what it means

[@masone.9004]

@@Plasmabreaker holy shit, thanks

[@HC-qc5rp]

34:03 Jerma running away with chat’s rightful 2.5 billion USD shoved down his pants

[@Tucker454]

I loved how even in Jermaland tickets the debt is still very high

[@sickmindedteenager]

Just like Jerma

[@dont_i_know4858]

Alternatively he could just make an .emote of his MASSIVE ba-donk-a-donk

[@FloopDeMoop]

He's right though, his claim was 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of $0.01

[@janesmith1840]

@@sickmindedteenager How can Jerma be high if he's only 3"2'

[@megagrips6470]

we ran some tests at the lab, its about 390.625 USD

[@turbulentbreak]

At this rate, Jerma is going to make the U.S National Debt look like pocket change.

[@alexhawksteel6]

2.5 bil is pocket change to the debt.

[@420kleiner]

The u.s national debt is around 6-7 trillion dollars

[@alexhawksteel6]

@@420kleiner try 27 trillion

[@Uhg56]

The U.S will never pay off it debt, so infinite debt.

[@TheTrogdorrunner]

@@Uhg56 lol but nothing happens if debt gets higher if we print money to pay debts, literally the only reason we do taxes is to prevent inflation and monopoly.

[@shr13ks]

really like how he talked about his gambling addiction and 10 minutes later chat is goading him into bets. healthy environment

[@ehehehehehe9661]

The chat knows him too well and he knows the chat loves him

[@Jeff-mk1fm]

Did he call Joe Swanson, Professor Xavier?

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

I thought he was confusing Family Guy with American Dad, where Sir Patrick Stewart plays a character in it.

[@Fridge_Fiend]

I'm dead 💀

[@lumatears4533]

i love how he basically admits to being a modern day jester

[@N._99]

...was he ever anything else?

[@billfred9411]

In medieval times jesters were for the most part very respected and played an important role in the court that wasint just entertainment. The majority of personal court jesters were also well educated and they were the only person that could openly mock rulers without punishment. They were able to be much more honest then other people that were to scared to call out royalty. Some of them even went to war with there king.

[@Dr.Faustus.]

@@billfred9411 battle jester

[@billfred9411]

@@Dr.Faustus. From what i know the jesters that went to war weren't really in the thick of battle. They went to war with there king because the king valued there counsel. They did however go in front of armies and try to piss the enemy off to try and make them break formation which is pretty epic.

[@Dr.Faustus.]

@@billfred9411 thats pretty fucking sick tho. Im just saying a jester macing would be sick and definitely happened

[@EleanorDahlia]

jerma after losing a massive bet he placed with his chat: haha can you imagine ACTUALLY doing that and making that bet?

[@icevlad148]

This whole time jerma was a based haha poster

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

2:22 "If there's one game I can't play to save my life it's Terraria" Alright let's analyze that for a second. First up a chat member says "It's just like terraria." Jerma does not deny this. Second Jerma says the quote at 2:22. Then he bets 2.5 billion dollars if he doesn't directly hit the next shot. A very easy thing to do. He ends up missing the shot. *_Point blank._* If (almost) anyone gets 2.5 billion dollars in debt, their life is instantly ruined. Meaning that they might have as well died. So, in conclusion Jerma really can't play terraria for his life. He wasn't lying.

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

Man actually died playing Terraria 2.

[@semo9197]

oh my god

[@Second_place02]

When you die in notia you die in real life

[@junkdog4138]

I’ve noticed that Jermas chat member voice being the exact same for every chat message he reads aloud makes me think it’s just one guy saying everything

[@wilard95]

It is

[@ghoulbuster1]

ONE GUY

[@ketsupo]

To be fair his chat is essentially a hive mind

[@hera5614]

it's like navi, just some little creature that whispers in his ear every now and then

[@pastashack3517]

It's all Grampa, he just doesn't read all the profanity

[@jaythered]

Is this the streamer who spent his entire college fund on hearthstone and a family guy iPad game?

[@xxalex423xx]

*ON STREAM?!*

[@brendonhalverson5178]

(Clown College fund)

[@synga_]

29:23 Jerma thinks "amendum" is a word by combining "addendum" (Something omitted that has been added at the end) and "amendment" (Some change to a text).

[@cooldude2722]

So a retcon.

[@Profile__1]

Billionaire Jerma would rather fund his clown obsession than donate to cancer treatment, the homeless, or to environmental protection programs.

[@nof9395]

Billionaire jerma would lose 2.5 Billion in community subs

[@Profile__1]

@@jackiechan299 Billionaire Jerma sends murder of clowns to children's hospitals nation wide saying quote: "Clowns are funny! Just make 'em laugh and they'll feel betta!"

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@Profile__1 hospital owner Vinny Vinesauce quoted "fuck the clown"

[@baaaldur]

just like pretty much every other billionaire omegalul

[@Uhg56]

"Every age it seems, is tainted, by the greed of man."

[@addledhead]

I love his backslide into a desperate and earnest defense to get out of what was very obviously a joke bet with comically absurd numbers that would be impossible to even consider honoring.

[@meche6241]

jermas chat just tries to give him body dysmorphia every stream

[@toadfrommariokart64]

:(

[@IOSIRIS]

:)

[@upyoursdotcom]

Jerma has the worst fans.

[@Disvoidal]

27:13 Hubris 28:04 Downfall

[@hooty8703]

Shame this streamer both got his account stolen after the stream, but still has to pay his multibillion dollar debt.

[@NunYurbis]

Yeah, and just think that he also has to pay to keep up his lifelong addiction to CBD! Poor soul...

[@somejabroni51]

@@NunYurbis I believe you meant to type CBT! Still, what a great entertainer he is

[@somejabroni51]

@@MostlyLost it’s unfortunate but still not as unfortunate as being a twitch streamer and only being 5’ 3”!

[@NunYurbis]

@@somejabroni51 Nah, didn't know he was into cock and ball torture as well, I was referring to the CBD oils.

[@IOSIRIS]

@@somejabroni51 1,8*

[@xweert711]

I can't believe Jerma just obliterated a priceless religious relic mistaking it for a training dummy live on stream.

[@Capopoi]

My favorite part about these stream highlights is both knowing the title of the video and the game that's being played and slowly learning how the fuck they're linked up with each other

[@KnoxEmDown]

Dear mercy, he's the target demographic of f2p mobile games. Count your lucky stars you're the funi man, Jeremy.

[@starduststriker8792]

idk why but i thought you meant fps and instantly thought "family guy battlefront 2"

[@zakprom7850]

"Tony hawk?!?" Made me piss myself.

[@Beardwhip]

Why are you blaming Tony Hawk for pissing yourself

[@joechimpzeecom]

tony hawk made me piss myself 😏

[@GROB-pz5tk]

Me Myself made tony hawk piss

[@chucanoris]

Shoutout to the guy that warned jerma about stream integration being buggy, it almost stopped the debt arc from happening

[@raspymorten]

In an alternative timeline, we're eight months into the Jerma985 Funland Arch, where Jerma is forced to build a video game in order to avoid getting sent to prison for fraud.

[@Durgemann]

"I know Jerma. In times of crisis, he throws." -STAR_, 2014

[@pavement3931]

im so happy we're starting to get recent lore

[@laut0]

streamer goes homeless in less than 10 seconds

[@Ironathor]

Thanks man

[@SnazBrigade]

my absolute favorite thing that Jerma does is when he starts laughing uncontrollably and only stops to say "Ow"

[@Samarai-hf9si]

I can feel my blood pressure rising every time he lets gold disappear. He just goes even deeper into debt.

[@Boney9551]

I felt mine rising at 34:03 but I don’t think it was blood pressure that time

[@thedualitysystem]

I love how he was making bets where he doesn't win anything. Like what did he have to gain from this?

[@nou1178]

He's truly a gambling addict

[@NikolasoGames]

Happiness...

[@friccle_]

@@NikolasoGames you know he wont

[@TheLetterH111]

Dopamine is a hell of drug

[@burgbass]

The thrill

[@robler64]

Streamer gets Twitch account HACKED from video game with "Twitch integration"

[@FSEThompson]

the sheer desperation in his attempts to talk his way out of the 2.5 billion it really sounded like he was afraid chat was gonna send the mob after him

[@aka_miso]

Good thing he didn't play noita that day since now he's in billions worth of debt

[@WordUser]

@@AxxLAfriku this is the weirdest and most vague spam advertisements I've seen

[@leepicbaconman1553]

cat Trust me when i say he’s done weirder. He’s been doing this for at least a year by now and at some point it was his two hot sisters

[@chayboyretard]

@@leepicbaconman1553 next it'll be his two hot mom's or some shit

[@link11913]

@@leepicbaconman1553 I think he's been doing this for multiple years lol

[@Mr___f]

That dumptruck picture kills me everytime. Literally related to nothing lol

[@sintua]

13:15 Damn, Jerma's Mitch McConnell impression is spot on.

[@kingjensen8091]

I've definitely not heard an impression that good in a while

[@madness1206]

Should've also included how he forgot to turn the sharpness down for like 4 weeks before chat told him to turn it off

[@BLICKJICK]

This is what living in Vegas gets you, kids. Crippling debt

[@bugjams]

6:16 How could you leave out the part in this clip where a giant laser death ball comes out of nowhere seconds later and kills him for seemingly no reason?

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

This video has so many ads so that jerma can pay his debt

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Compact streamer sets new homeless% world record and then gets hacked while playing wizard simulator 1998.

[@Kanelel]

This is some of the funniest content that's been on this channel, and by extension, this entire website. Hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you.

[@michaelbridges6102]

Jerma, hire me for your recount litigation: a quarter percent is 0.0025, not 0.25. You owe 156 bucks, not 15k.

[@YeardoZeardo]

The worst part was that it was right next to “one fourth” and the kindergarteners watching his stream dont know better :(

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

The person that made the image also didn't take into account that he said 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of 1/10 of 1/4 of one cent originally at 28:46

[@PhoMyLife]

Thank you so much lol I was losing my mind for a second

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

10:22 Wait were all the accounts from the detective stream just used to try and get hearthstone beta keys?

[@Shaymin0]

Just a reminder that yesterday he did the exact same thing again and doubled his debt on deal or no deal meaning he owes 4.8 billion to chat. remember kids In gambling the house always wins and the player always loses.

[@PointsofData]

Isn't jerma the house tho?

[@SprazzyGazoozle]

Thanks Hat Kid, I'll remember that. The House always wins...

[@cnber4558]

THANK YOU VINNY FOR PUTTING THIS ON THE CHANNEL SO QUICK

[@solarkro]

i firmly believe this is the best stream of the year. the family guy ipad game and hearthstone gambling addiction, the beginning of the jerma debt saga, and even the edits were incredible -- it's so fucking good. i seriously love this stream so much.

[@ezrac704]

The Jerma Debt incident demonstrates why I love Jerma so much.

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

God that was the best, watching him trying to line up the shot and missing it still, from 1cm away

[@Guymanbot97]

And people said we wouldn't see this here for another year.

[@ernestKOB]

I absolutely loved this stream, I was dying laughing

[@kingcoleleroy]

Compact streamer celebrates 4/20 everyday, gets into debt

[@jojonono2679]

I'm so glad that this is on 2ndJerma now! :)

[@reallywilly1754]

"Imagine losing a two and a half billion dollar bet with your chat" Is that not every time Jerma streams?

[@Cyberwrisket]

#1 Family Guy Gacha streamer pivots to full time Noita gambling

[@vitopos8153]

28:04 listen to his laugh at 0.25 speed LMAO

[@YinYang333]

Those are the screams of the damned 💀

[@vitopos8153]

@@YinYang333 lol yes

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

This is the laugh of a man who was aware, the new meme was born.

[@vroomkaboom108]

basically pigs getting salughtered and a parrot screaming in terror

[@Lophii28]

i still can't believe this was my first jerma stream

[@ledah1363]

This is one of those Jerma streams that make me cry from laughing

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

12:28 You may not like it, this is the ideal male body. Peak physical perfection.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Jerma will never achieve his dream of opening Clown College now :(

[@cx4936]

Local psycho streamer breaks world record for the highest debt accumulated in human history ever.

[@sycamorph]

Can't believe he even surpassed the US national debt.

[@norXmal]

This game is an odd mix of the old powder physics game and dungeon crawlers.

[@jeremycorbin2178]

1:39 ADHD and weed to interact differently to other people, it'd be an incredibly entertaining Jerma stream for sure

[@jeremycorbin2178]

@John Smith Will do boss

[@Perplaxus]

Perhaps one of the most important moments in the Jerma Timeline

[@megastoejoe]

You just know the addiction is bad when you're gambling and there isn't even a chance of winning anything even when you win the game.

[@soliopy]

27:13 For the 2.5 billion dollar bet

[@abstractlime101]

I was looking for something to watch while I was playing Noita, so I thought, oh Jerma playing some random weird game about debt? Sure! And I click it he starts talking about Noita

[@Literalchutoy87]

Jerma would've been the type of kid who would accidentally spend $7,000 on Tiny Towers and charge it to his parents credit card

[@zucchini3857]

Yoo tiny towers was great

[@theunchosendude5446]

Streamer gets explosion immunity, proceeds to napalm and entire cave system

[@willmiddleton7932]

The best part about Jerma streams is how easily they can get so hectic and bizarre because of how much he interacts with chat

[@lncomus]

32:00 Man in denial of his crippling debt

[@jbt-qu6lm]

"you guys know im bad at terraria control games" gets to hisii base in one session

[@englishcrumpit4878]

The font for the thumbnail is the same as the SCP Foundation and I thought Jerma was finally getting his SCP classification.

[@pootislord3112]

I like how the math chat did at the end isn't even correct

[@Turboviikinki]

I can't believe that the sawblade suicides aren't included here. I hope there's a part 2 because people need to witness those clips

[@sunnyd1722]

“You missed! You were three feet away and you MISSED!!” He choked so hard on that shot.

[@vanitymirrorss]

I love that 4D KZbin experience where I'm getting debt management and relief ads on this video lmaoooo

[@2fortsmostwanted]

10:53 Star would do anything for his husband jerma

[@Treyway31201]

INSANE streamer forced to "throw it back" in order to pay for $2.5 BILLION in gambling debt

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Finally getting some mix of backlogs and recent stream highlights! Thank you so much, this is definitely what is needed for this channel

[@deud.]

jerma, sorry but true OGs played Springfield: Tapped Out

[@Chillwave6]

i didn't even know Family Guy had a pretty similar game.

[@spartan2867]

I unlocked almost everything except laying with my dad. He spent like 20 bucks on it and we were very active until it logged us out and we didn’t remember our account

[@ibs_haver]

It's good to hear Jerma laugh like this, it always makes me happy lol

[@FlunderDunder]

This was peak chat comedy with jerma saying :"haha can you imagine ACTUALLY doing that and making that bet? " and everyone in chat going "You dont have to imagine bud"

[@vinny985]

i absolutely lost it at “a frog on a log at the bottom of the sea is like, a dollar” lmao

[@NikolasoGames]

9:40 I think those "collect coins from buildings, wait, construct" were a thing before 2013 but I'm not sure, I just remember playing those kinda games back then, and you know, they were fun, the old mobile games were really good to be honest...

[@HelloThere-bj9rw]

The circle and the arrow pointing to jerma is still the funniest thing about that picture

[@_intruder]

This comment is dedicated to those who saw the similar noita cut from SuperDazza a week ago and are happy that he was hired to edit in 2ndJerma now. Maybe the highlights will be more up to date with his fast hands.

[@epithalamia]

thanks for the reminder of the other video, i knew i saw this before but I didn't remember when!

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

Can't wait to see how the Debt Arc resolves itself.

[@TheDarkblade511]

The 9 midroll ads better be to pay the debt

[@ven950]

"Why am I running out of Oxygen?" -Man completely surrounded with fireballs and engulfed in smoke

[@Listed_Gamer]

I love that chat did the math and he still owed $15,000

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

Jerma's gambling debt has grown to consume him

[@JohnRed]

Imagine if America wiped away their debt like Jerma. ''Ok, Xi Jinping, will you take 2 billion off my debt if I show ass? If our president beats second Noita area can we wipe 1 billion off the debt?''