"Exit Wounds" - Clumsy Steven Seagal Blows Choppers With a Gun

2001 "Exit Wounds" is one of the earliest movies with new Steven Seagal, where he is actually walking and even tries to fight. Some moments gave me hysterical laughs, some - left completely confused. For example, scene in restaurant with Annette - can anybody explain me, what had happened and why did he start to eat her boy friend's food?
Seagal also seems to think, that being a policeman means he can now do whatever he wants and get away with any nonsense, as far as you show police badge.
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[@wellingtonmsj]

Seagal's best talent is to provide material for us to laugh at him. Without being an actual comedian.

[@alexlantz]

Lol, yeah. He is very talented in that

[@seanmccall7277]

There a lot of humor in Steven Seagal's'movies but none of it is intentional. I've never seen someone self destruct in their career the way he has.. "Above the law "was a breakthrough martial arts movie and he seemed to have it all. Then what happened? His career is now self 100% self parody. What a shame... for a guy who did make a contribution and is a real martial arts master...what is his problem anyway? Why can't he stop constantly lying about....everything and acting like a pathological liar and sociopath? I don't get it.

[@pw6002]

Haha absolutely. To make people laugh on purpose, comedians have to be able to laugh about themselves. Something Seagal will never be able of.

[@DarthPyrusTheVirus]

Exit Wounds is a pretty fun movie. One of Seagal's best after his decline in the mid-late 1990s.

[@alexlantz]

Better action scenes, where he actually does something and a pretty decent cast. But it's like Steven makes it all look like a circus

[@HeartburnMan]

The way you flick that pen around your fingers make me think your gonna shout out I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Boris!

[@Skipjack7814]

Say what you will, Haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is an obscure, almost lost martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yippeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[@mnmgreenemoon]

Absolutely promoting the TRUE legacy of Sensei Seagull.....simply the epitome of the Buddhist/Apple Pie American/Mongolian/Russian/Blues savant at 7 in an All Black band/ Martial Arts Guru/ All Round Acting Legend/Only REAL Hard Man/ that we mere humans feebly dream of emulating. The Humility, Honesty, Humanity, let alone the Sheer Gazelle like Grace, in everything he does....from Running, to Dancing.....to the Words (?) Of Wisdom he imparts, incomprehensible, naturally, to we who have not achieved the spiritual heights of The Great And Powerful Seagull.....many thanks for the in depth understanding of the Man Himself that you have, been laughing hard all morning. Great start to the day here in Australia 👍

[@chefjonathan4018]

The super Mario graphic is comic gold!

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

My favorite part of this video is every other line is a roast of Seagal like you have it down to a fine art 😆

[@darrenclements6028]

Exit wounds is legendary Steven seagal movie of all time

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Your accent and the way you play with the pen reminds me of Boris in Goldeneye, it's hilarious.

[@alexlantz]

Hah, lol! Never saw it. My friend was a big fan of this movie, but I never liked James Bond. Now I see what you mean

[@candidosilva7755]

It turns on the cheats dang bro.)🤣

[@chefjonathan4018]

2:01 The title of your video is perfect 🤣🤣🤣

[@soplim8632]

When the movie came out everyone was like did you see the new DMX movie? No mention of seagal. DMX and Anthony Anderson made that movie. Who the hell is this seagal guy?

[@owie4070]

This was supposed to be his big comeback movie at the time. It's barely better than the garbage he is putting out today.

[@alexlantz]

Yeah, I heard it was supposed to be good and some people even like this movie. And I have no idea how. Seagall is ridiculous and clumsy as always!

[@samueldowning9002]

These are great, many big laughs

[@FlipNasty1]

These edits are so funny so is your commentary... Subbed instantly... You'll have 100k subs in less than a year

[@alexlantz]

Thanks a lot!

[@leewright1]

Seagal : consistently shitting on himself whilst not realising he's the one providing the ammunition/nuggets. It's a beautiful juxtaposition. And the lack of awareness is pure *chef's kiss.

[@Skrenja]

Seagal might be cringe but saying "Chef's kiss" is 🤮

[@CompromisedX]

I did not even know this channel existed until now even though I watch most of the videos on your main channel. You should mention it more often on your main channel. You probably should also add it to your list of featured channels on your main channel's home page in the "channels" section

[@alexlantz]

OK:) But how did you find it out than?!

[@CompromisedX]

@@alexlantz This video appeared in my recommendations probably because I am subscribed to Pen Stock channel

[@alexlantz]

@@CompromisedX Nice:)

[@cezaryswitek6269]

My favorite scene from this movie is when Michael Jai White who is by the way one of my favorite actors defeated Seagal by kicking him in his face and knocking Seagal down while also making Seagal somersault.

[@hubertrozalski7070]

It was directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak (Poland Stronk!), who worked with Mel Gibson on Lethal Weapon 4 and with Arnold Schwarzenegger on Twins. Maybe he should have sticked to being a cinematographer.

[@lucariothehorrorguy5641]

I enjoyed and found this actually better than the seagal movies that came out in the 2000s and 2010s (Except Machete but idk if it counts.). Though i still can't call it Under Siege and Above The Law Tier.

[@shadowwarrior7218]

Gr8 Job

[@michaelglaessner8296]

He missed Segal clearing a car while being pinned against the wall in one jump. This is an action movie that doubles up as a comedy, and not because of Anthony Anderson or Tom Arnold. Steven Segal, shooting down helicopters with a simple handgun.

[@mistafixit2058]

Haha😂

[@hectorh6844]

This one he's last movie seagul doesn't looks fat.

[@JDA2185]

Regarding Seagal's claim that he suffers from thyroidal gland dysfunction which reportedly causes him to gain weight LOL It is obvious if you look at him in this movie that he lost quite a lot of weight for this movie. Which means that no, he has no thyroid gland problems. Of course, by the time he made his next movie in 2002 he put all that blubber back... With some interest LOL. But no, the man doesn't have any thyroid gland problems. He has problems with being lazy and hating working out and with loving food too much LOL.

[@alexlantz]

That's much rare disease than there are chubby people claiming they have it

[@JDA2185]

@@alexlantz That is so true. That is just the perfect excuse for all the lazy idiots for why they get fat. However, when you know that you don't suffer from any thyroid gland problems and you know very well that all you have to do to lose weight was to start exercising and eating right but YOU DON'T. however in the same time you don't want people to make fun of you either AND MAKE UP LIES that is an indication of a very twisted individual. He just doesn't want to exercise and eat right but in the same time he doesn't want to take the blame for how fat he is either. That's actually a problem with that individual there.

[@izidororaziel4918]

A very good movie. The ending was terrible, though

[@billstevens9190]

The little trix with your and nice everyone can do that but you need to get someone that talk English. Not Russia.

[@PainInTheS]

It's equally ridiculous as every other action movie where a car bumps into another car or a tree besides the road and immediately explodes in spectacular fashion. All action heroes are great marksmen, like unbelievable.....because it is. All these movies are bs, the actors are bs too. I'm even of the opinion that Seagal's movies (first 6 - 8 because after that they are unwatchable) have less bs than most of the other action stars. And they all basically play the same role over and over again, have limited range in acting (Stallone, Gibson and Willis stick out I guess) and the action is just laughable if you look at it with your serious glasses on.....grab some popcorn, empty your mind, watch and have a laugh and some excitement. And Seagal's first 6 to 8 are as good, if not better than a lot of the other guys' movies.

[@smokebell-um9sb]

Mr. Segel _ is_ the_ master