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@DeadheartZeroАй бұрын
We did? Why does it feel like it's not over?
@Onyxsakura7Ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and will keep loving you forever Come back to him and cast all your hurts and worries on Him He will show you true love, the real love that you are seeking for that this world is unable to provide. No matter how hard you try, the regular chores of life will never be fulfilling to you I pray you seek the Lord’s presence ❤
@titanomachy2217Ай бұрын
My headcanon concerning JW heaven is that the language of the angels is Australian English, and they all have a heavy Bogan accent. That does make their heaven seem surprisingly chill, I have to admit.
@bladenot-runner1795Ай бұрын
@@titanomachy2217 My headcannon is that it's just 144,000 JWs in a dingy convention center. No lunch breaks, no reprieve, just an endless convention for the rest of eternity.
@titanomachy2217Ай бұрын
@@bladenot-runner1795 Sounds worse than Hell. Makes me shudder with fear...and boredom, lol.
@YourLocalNirvanaFanАй бұрын
I don't struggle with homosexuality. I'm very good at it
@robertgrey6101Ай бұрын
@YouLocalNirvanaFan To each their own, Liberal and "Liberated"?
@VincentEdelsteinАй бұрын
Helll yeaahhhh me too 😎😎😎😎
@1991LMRАй бұрын
Same 🎉
@wonkydonk9073Ай бұрын
I only struggle sometimes, but I'm kinda into it.
@RinayyeАй бұрын
Same i get a lot of girls/enby ppl
@levinav2297Ай бұрын
"Satan doesn't want you to think critically." I think it's the other way around.
@VincentEdelsteinАй бұрын
LEGIT
@nablamakabama488Ай бұрын
Literally the first thing in the bible he did Dzhaehouva didn’t like was to convince humans to eat the fruit of knowledge.
@andymuggloy6969Ай бұрын
Maybe it was on purpose, and the GB is more self aware than we realize.
@andmos1001Ай бұрын
@@nablamakabama488 To be honest, we might never have eaten the fruit of knowledge at all based on how we as a species interact with each other. I think we just eat the fruit of sapience
@annemccormick256129 күн бұрын
Critical thinking not bad us it
@NoFalseTruthАй бұрын
I hate how if someone helps them, it's always "jehovah helped me" and not "wow, that was really nice of that person."
@anonymous47477Ай бұрын
Based.
@khamphathegioi897626 күн бұрын
correct
@yeseniajimenez15824 күн бұрын
inis about that person but if you pray about than Jehovah did help you
@ArtkatieАй бұрын
"the end is just around the corner" The corner in question is a circle. (They keep running in circles saying that the end is soon)
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
And it does end Bu no they way they were told The end if for them Because they die of old age.
@jezrelbalatbat993029 күн бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw because you have no faith and you choose not to believe in Jehovah so you will not be seen in paradise so sad😢😢
@Artkatie29 күн бұрын
@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that cult while you still can. I hate seeing people be indoctrinated into doomsday cults.
@lungdisease66628 күн бұрын
@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that horrible cult, it ruined my life.
@HansJuergen-ps8bt26 күн бұрын
@@jezrelbalatbat9930 If you aren't trolling, get out as fast as you can. This is the best advice anyone could give you. GET OUT! You can believe in imagi-bro in the heavens, but don't do it in dangerous cults like the Jehovas. Deprograming is a mess, but once you are out, you will get your life back. People in the real world don't all act like narcissit a*holes, there are some nice people out there, but not in that cult.
@benfox1462Ай бұрын
The governing body is so out of touch with reality in their castle. All the families in these dramas are rich. Their "struggle" to simplify makes me sick
@leogoliveАй бұрын
Exactly. You never see any real struggling families in these dramas.
@cherylseebreth32829 күн бұрын
The governing body members' bellies are filled with food all day every day. The members feed them.😂😂
@BeavisMcTheАй бұрын
"In the following dramatization note how Panda exposes how cults operate. Enjoy!"
@user-id9oi1py4tАй бұрын
How is this 2 weeks ago 🤔🙃
@ivoryremainsАй бұрын
@@user-id9oi1py4t it was a members only video but it went public, beavis is a member
@BeavisMcTheАй бұрын
I commented when it was still available to members only
@user-id9oi1py4tАй бұрын
@@BeavisMcThe oh,makes sense
@FrancoisGraham-ek7zo28 күн бұрын
That's what we doing watching it so let us watch it.
@davidreda1211Ай бұрын
"Distorted view of sex," you mean like how the GB inserted itself(no pun or sexual innuendo intended) into JW marriages with regards to certain sexual practices? What a married couple does in the privacy of their bedroom is none of the GB's business.
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
No But then they change their view point to gods view And then they have permission. Like entering the master login in a pc Once the government boddy sign the account as God, they have acees to all data.
@SarahHill-jh6gs10 күн бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Imagine a Messenger or believers of God ordering other believers what to do during husband and wife romance time instead of preaching about the actual religion.
@IamStillrich10 күн бұрын
In u end. Oh! I would say screw them, but... They just really need to pay me back real currency. Nothing symbolic that has no value. Real estate works for me. Indeed! There is a reason many of them forget their own names as well as how to spell their children's names.
@nanopandaАй бұрын
so rather than just ignoring the bi girl and just leaving it at that, JWs should be convinced to talk to queer people and convince them that they're going to hell?
@shomami921Ай бұрын
Yes they don’t mind their business they’re so annoying
@nablamakabama488Ай бұрын
I didn’t even understand it. Was she his ex? Is he considering him telling his ex that she’ll go to hell?
@stevenhuntley8706Ай бұрын
I've never understood this approach. It's just negging. If I walk up to someone and ask them out and they say no, so I respond by screaming at them that they are a this, a that, and other slurs to boot, why would they turn around and be like, "hold up, all of a sudden he seems reasonable and mature, I should hear him out." Why do people think that works for religion if it doesn't work for dates?
@monus782Ай бұрын
@@stevenhuntley8706 that reminds me that when I was a very conservative Catholic (Mass in Latin and dressing up like it was the 1950’s) I somehow came to the conclusion that democracy should be done away with entirely and that things like the Inquisition should be brought back to deal with the Protestants once and for all. Logical conclusion to thinking that abortion and gay people existing were the cause of the West dying and I wasn’t alone in thinking that. So yeah… We were basically the Christian version of ISIS and the Taliban looking back at it, one of my therapists was convinced I had left a cult but in terms of intensity I still had it easy compared to someone raised Mormon or JW. I guess many folks have the idea that the ends justify the means (aka saving people from hell or Armageddon) so that’s why they double down when confronted to the reality you mentioned.
@eccepasserАй бұрын
Based
@DeadheartZeroАй бұрын
This zoom into their mouths makes me feel as uncomfortable as hearing them speak.
@soundthealarm83Ай бұрын
A ten minute concluding talk recapping the convention, followed by a 15 minute prayer recapping the convention
@Duhble07Ай бұрын
My cringe moment was when I saw the Christmas lights in the backyard. When would a JW ever think it was a good idea to hang up lights bcuz it mimics “pagan” celebrations, e.g. a holiday or birthdays, which are forbidden fruit.
@murlepeterson6028Ай бұрын
Neighbor lives in an apartment in her Elder son's house! JW elder has / allows Christmas lights all over his house, around windows, his mom says it is for extra light when walking at night to her son's part of the house, as if no other lights are out there .
@alomaalber6514Ай бұрын
@@murlepeterson6028 that is a practical and recommended elder care tip for self or others past a certain age! But now we do not need to worry about their views on any issue!
@missironmouseАй бұрын
I never heard that when I was a JW, lots teens had those lights up in their room, no one said anything
@cultytalk29 күн бұрын
The lights were IN THE TREES IN THE YARD!! WOW. No way they'd all be OK with that. I would put lights out twisted around my deck in summer...but NEVER in the trees! That says Christmas clearly.
@rosestea6534Ай бұрын
I HAD JW'S STANDING NEAR MY TRAIN STATION AND ONE CHASED ME DOWN TO TRY PREACH TO ME. I JUST RAN FOR IT MAN-
@sad_doggo2504Ай бұрын
This sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
Don't run Confrot their own believes If anything buy a Bible start reading it, but as a work of fiction not faith then fight back.
@rosestea6534Ай бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I am so sorry but I am not indulging in this religion. I want nothing to do with them
@rosestea6534Ай бұрын
@@sad_doggo2504 It felt like one.
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
@rosestea6534 You need to learn on how to read, I didn't say join them, I said learn to fight back I do agree with your answer tho, its not for everyone If you don't feel comfy with a Bible (regardless of context) don't do it.
@augustruss9499Ай бұрын
"these are the last days of the last days." Also watchtower, "Come back to the convention for the comming of the choosen one part 2." LOL
@cathrinewhite7629Ай бұрын
I've been out of this org for over 25 years now. Wow! I forgot what a scam they run! It's kind of like a mafia-lite😅
@davidreda1211Ай бұрын
Or used bible salesman. I never could get over just how much the Theocratic School & field service meetings were like sales meetings, honing a sales pitch.
@cathrinewhite7629Ай бұрын
@@davidreda1211 agreed- but I don't know how they made the money to run and keep increasing the footprint of their production facilities, pioneer schools and farms that produced all their food. I mean, magazines were .05-.25, books were like a dollar (or less) while I was in. I know there were donations from each hall. But these guys were pretty well off, even had their own law firm!
@davidreda121129 күн бұрын
@@cathrinewhite7629, tax loopholes/deductions, the likes of which we're not privy to.
@hauntedhalo226424 күн бұрын
JW mafia lolz
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThereАй бұрын
Oh the gathering.... The place where half the congregation is not invited because they're not popular or cool.
@evaarnold583827 күн бұрын
That was painful to watch, the only good parts were the commentary😉!! Boring!!!! I’m falling asleep hearing this clips from my he convention. Same info since I left 25 yrs ago!!
@LicelingАй бұрын
Oh. The song absolutely sounds like a traditional Christmas song
@lorenisevilАй бұрын
The part of the drama where The husband's work wants him to leave for 2 weeks and then he imagines his family suffering in child not doing well is actually saying women can't handle raising children properly or maintaining anything without the man present. It's just more misogynist propaganda.
@shomami921Ай бұрын
Which is crazy because most of the time men are the ones that can’t handle to stay with their kids alone.
@heathergriggs4463Ай бұрын
This is so true. If I leave my husband alone with the kids I expect the house to be an absolute disaster when I get back.
@reece1929Ай бұрын
Or are they saying that he's weak? Is he planning on clapping some cheeks while he's gone, or is he so boring that he's worried she'll appreciate his absence? 🤦♀️
@chrisarsenauxАй бұрын
I hope my donations didn’t go to their acting lessons 😮
@hittsrus5185Ай бұрын
12:35 is where i lost it. These writers have never observed a conversation between "yang wans."
@kubakielbasa5987Ай бұрын
They say that the end is just behind the corner. Question is: which corner? What if that corner is an illusion? What if the path to that corner doesn't and never will exist?
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
Pretty sure it's their corner since the view there, is so distort They can't see Jack Chet.
@purplepandas72Ай бұрын
never-JW here, and I think that song sounds extremely Christmas-y! cringed at the hipster husband fixing his sink
@bigd213dАй бұрын
😂That foreskin question was FIRE 🔥 - lol
@Regular_Show_BensonАй бұрын
It’s all jehover for the watchtower
@kerry_runsАй бұрын
Sneaky good comment!
@magdagood16Ай бұрын
Well, I cringe & cringe & cringe....rest my case 🙄
@ragnarokelermАй бұрын
AUTISTIC BUSEXUL ARMY ASEMBLE
@julianandhisanimefriends4033Ай бұрын
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
Don't forget ADHD
@uglysongsforuglysouls28 күн бұрын
I’m here 🫡
@BobRoigr23 күн бұрын
As a former Jehovah's Witness, I remember when I was younger I would go to assemblies, and it would be like a week-long. But at least they gave out food, and you actually wanted to pay attention, cuz at least they had something going for it. But around the turn of the century, I stopped going to the assemblies, because they just became a snoozefest, and after that I started leaving, "the religion" around the year 2000, and because of all of this, that's just how, I've been viewing assemblies since then.
@HyperfixationeliminationАй бұрын
WAIT GOT AN AD FOR JWs RIGHT BEFORE THIS 💀💀
@whitneymouseАй бұрын
They do ads now?!
@HyperfixationeliminationАй бұрын
@@whitneymouse apparently 😂
@haruhwaАй бұрын
paying an ex jw to spread your own lies and wake ppl up is such an L move, watchtower
@DBug849429 күн бұрын
What do you mean? Can you post a link?
@uglysongsforuglysouls28 күн бұрын
I get a ton of ads asking me to pray or download bible apps when I watch Panda. They know 😆
@Candy-tg8imАй бұрын
i think a collab between you and Alyssa Grenfell would be super interesting! maybe comparing the JW and LDS churches?
@rebeccacarvajal881Ай бұрын
They did collab like two months ago
@hittsrus5185Ай бұрын
They did one! 😊
@cellytronАй бұрын
10:10 you literally took the words right out of my mouth, I was about to say, “Joseph?? You mean as in, Mary’s husband, Joseph? What are you even talking about? Has any of that been established? I thought we really only saw Joseph like twice, really early on. Is any of this in the Bible? 🤣”
@BeavisMcTheАй бұрын
Same here! We're starting to think like Pandas 😂
@ravenblackwing7888Ай бұрын
I just watched that lmao These people are insane
@benfox1462Ай бұрын
Wait. Doesn't the governing body tell their followers to be ready to obey them no matter what? Even if it doesn't make sense?
@lcpowell18 күн бұрын
Yes “put your faith and trust in the GB” it’s absolutely anti what the Bible teaches
@DeadEd45429 күн бұрын
Is it just me or do all the actors in these videos always sound depressed no matter what situation they're in?
@davidcd1401Ай бұрын
Thirst trap Jesus 😂😂😂, that cracked me up!
@SkipSpotterАй бұрын
Who lives soley to look foreward to the end? I tripped in a huge puddle of lemon flavour cringe
@Jess-kn1wk24 күн бұрын
"The edyptians thought the most significant thing you could do in your life- was die." -some documentry.
@lucamisuracaАй бұрын
for the first time, i actually had to stop watching halfway through. the "how to build faith" section's promotion and normalisation of bigotry, and just the knowledge that my family and millions of other j-dubs are drilling this into themselves really upset me.
@lucamisuracaАй бұрын
thank you for everything you do, though, panda. i think i speak for a lot of people when i say that your work really validates a lot of what people struggling feel.
@rodneywarren645Ай бұрын
He will find out really soon when it comes time to pay his Bills
@lukewarmninja9767Ай бұрын
I wonder what percentage of witnesses look forward to these events. I would be bored out of my mind the entire time.
@alistaircrowley9442Ай бұрын
These little dramas are like HallMark Movies now😂
@kubakielbasa5987Ай бұрын
600 hours of preaching a year? ~1.65 hours a day, saturdays and sundays included.
@erincobb3052Ай бұрын
I looked it up, 600 hours is 25 days, that’s not really a lot
@alomaalber651429 күн бұрын
a person could finish college course work in no time with that kind of discipline and drive.
@Raphaeltheslayer22 күн бұрын
@@erincobb305224/7? If they could do it for 25 days straight then yeah but most likely it’s taking a few hours out of their day which adds up to 600
@lcpowell18 күн бұрын
600 hours a year is about 50 hours a month. Back in the late 90s I remember it being something like 40 hours a month for auxiliary pioneer, 60 for regular and 80+ for special… I aux’d once for one month and gained so much weight because all we did was eat and preach at donut shoppes and fast food.
@lcpowell18 күн бұрын
@@alomaalber6514but we were always told not to go to college and to pioneer instead 💔
@bellanatorres-4548Ай бұрын
Lol I’m the girl dozing off at the meeting (not literally). I fell asleep at every single midweek meeting until I left in my 30’s. Then I learned that I have inattentive adhd. No wonder I couldn’t pay attention to that boring crap! And I felt so guilty about it too
@kratosbecrazy3437Ай бұрын
When I was in the religion I NEVER talked with my friends like this lol it’s so unrealistic
@Jana-ho9muАй бұрын
I lost it almost immediately
@respectthefish4992Ай бұрын
idk when I lost the challenge cuz I was perpetually cringing throughout
@Und3ad_Z0mbieАй бұрын
“Christmassy” (or how you write it) it sounds like a song from Barbie as the island princess😭😭😭
@brandonperkins176Ай бұрын
Jehovah's Witnesses are so full of crap and not knocking my mother who has been a JW member for 30+ years, she is dillusional.
@jonr367113 күн бұрын
Holy cow that Good News song at the end was just a little over the top!
@christiancancino2253Ай бұрын
11:00 My father did that, he renounced a Government job... Well, I know the taste of rotten beans... Spectacular for young ones! Eating f**ckin rotten food because your family doesn't have money, your father doesn't find job, and when finds it with a "brother", the "brother" pays 25USD/week... For a family of 5... Thanks! I felt the love! 🖕🏻
@Smaug185Ай бұрын
oh we all know stories like that! A pioneer that kept waiting for God to provide didnt have health insurance ends up with type 2 diabetes and loses front teeth.
@badcooper235Ай бұрын
That drama is pure evil. It's going to give me nightmares
@peterevans884Ай бұрын
These must be the neatest, cleanest Hebrews in the neatest cleanest village in the whole middle east
@christopherhei3607Ай бұрын
Funniest moment: 22:43-22:48 "Who are you looking forward to seeing in the Resurrection the most?", "Joseph Stalin" 😂😂
@shongalitzky9686Ай бұрын
Yes Tovarish! I, Josef Stalin, wil mit yu in heven end tich yu ebaut Komyunisem!
@TheJediBrick19 күн бұрын
I said "your mom"
@soupdragonukАй бұрын
Panda, you are absolutely fucking hilarious. When you said you'd rather lose a kidney than sit through it again. Then the off-hand remark as you'd look forward to meeting Josef Stalin again made me choke with laughter.
@1Aspen_the_Therian1Ай бұрын
I'm currently dying bc i got a bible ad before the video. (Im not religious, and i haven't been for years, lmao.)
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
Join he club I'm atheist, but I'm not afraid of using the Bible against them. I don't view faith (religion) to be an inconvenience But the people who is preaching it Why because a lot of them hide their human biases in their faith.
@davidmay3042Ай бұрын
Are there really people like this .?
@deezedayze8550Ай бұрын
Omg Pioneering is not a competition, JWs are so insecure, nothing is done out of love, everything is for show.
@snorky22222212 күн бұрын
Forget the cringe challenge. The cringe is constant....only interrupted by anger. It's the anger challenge for me.
@jooper789Ай бұрын
What a crazy religion
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
Bro the faith is not the issue Is the people who preach it.
@murlepeterson6028Ай бұрын
Found it strange they ask who are you waiting to meet, then you are told nope, no reason to look into family trees etc omg don'nt go to a cemetary to check names & dates ! Neighbor freaked when I told her I'd been looking into my family's background. YES this " song" sounds Christmasy ! Their new angel stuffies is beyond ....just betond..,BUT you can't have an angel statue in your garden. LOL conventions out here don'nt let nonJWs go unless they are getting baptised. Hard to believe 8 yrs to watch their movie. I can not get how they REALLY believe the use of all their tech once all comes back to br, sittin chatting w Noah, Adam & Eve.. just bizzare..
@davidreda1211Ай бұрын
8 yrs to watch a video. It's almost as if they're not prepping for the "Great Tribulation." Their cognitive dissonance is off the charts to where they can't recognize their contradictions & inconsistencies.
@roselynyoung3805Ай бұрын
This came out the same time I walked by JWs in the ministry at a book cart wow 👀👀 I thank the funny panda friend for making them so recognizable by literature and style
@ADM.II.Ай бұрын
For the Algo 🙌🏾
@hittsrus5185Ай бұрын
Boost
@nuggetlikestodrawАй бұрын
You always manage to post when I’m sad 🙏
@Tim_12324Ай бұрын
I'm a Orthodox Christian ☦
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
I'm atheist and. Bisexual
@anelepaula282426 күн бұрын
As a Christian myself they have become insane
@DanTheGamingBro16 күн бұрын
I have to do a THREE DAY CONVENTION and they expect me to be ok with that bro. I feel like a prisoner.
@mpilwenhlekunene201915 күн бұрын
I remember when i was younger and still part of this church, and one of their members talked about how they lied to recruit someone else by reading a verse that basically says "loves covers a big chunk of sin", and saying it said "the love of weed is a lot of sin" and this was made possible because of how in my mother tongue some words can be spelt the same, but pronounced differently if you emphasise on different parts of the word. So in this case the word means to 'cover', but it can also be read as 'weed'. This story never sat well with me but couldn’t understand why when i was younger but now i know what's wrong with it
@cellytronАй бұрын
29:26 oh hell yeah let’s really throw it allll the way back! If that’s the silent film I think it is, it even predates the JW stuff from 1914!
@RiptideEcho26 күн бұрын
Before the song: “It can’t be as bad as All the Single Furries, right?” After the song: “it was worse ;-;”
@emmabunnii_27 күн бұрын
THE RANDOM LAUGHING DOG CLIP TOOK ME OUTTTTT
@emmaearhartАй бұрын
As a former non denom Christian, that song absolutely sounds like a Christmas carol😭
@SurnaturalMАй бұрын
"The ends is just around the corner." it's the same thing since 1915. They turned the wrong way.
@alexapproachАй бұрын
"You're cute and all, but the Bible told me I can't hook up with you." 😂
@ChweemyАй бұрын
went to bed last night listening to the last part, woke up, to a new part!!!
@missironmouseАй бұрын
12:20 it’s more dignified to just ghost her than shit on her sexuality and yammer about his beliefs. What the fuck, his friend really thought he couldn’t just, idk, leave her alone?
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw29 күн бұрын
No, for the sake of winning the moral argument. Plus is JW propaganda.
@Cylon333Ай бұрын
One punch man 😂😂 that’s a good one
@kubakielbasa5987Ай бұрын
con-vention
@Lucia-ni4oz23 күн бұрын
My family was very close to being a JW family since my grandparents on my dads side are in the community and sometimes we had to go to church with them in summer, luckily my mom wasn’t a religious person so we never did any of the missions.
@GoldenSpiderMonkey2480Ай бұрын
Every day Panda posts is a good day. Con-Vention bashing is always my favorite content ❤❤
@TheguywhowandersАй бұрын
Bro thinks he’s the biblical whirow 💀
@cardicopiaa2763Ай бұрын
i remember when i was little i was at a convention w/ my parents and i was so bored but i remembered hearing “the end is near” and was absolutely TERRIFIED that i prayed about wanting to believe in jehovah. fast forward 10 years and im the #1 fan of a satanic band and haven’t gone to a meeting in around a year or two.
@crow-t-robot27 күн бұрын
I didn't see your username but I knew you were talking about Ghost 😂 I love them!
@gladysbarbour1472Ай бұрын
I must have been out of my mind. I regular pioneered for 22 years, 100 hours a month while raising three children and later a few grandchildren. It's insane and then, blam your eyes are open and you say, "this is all a bunch of BS" and leave.
@the3danimationdude77021 күн бұрын
Those conventions each time are getting crazier and making mistakes that reaveal the own mistakes of the illogical body
@ThatWomanJezebelАй бұрын
The hackling laughing dog you inserted made me die laughing.
@anferneee777Ай бұрын
ol Joseph could kick it with the fam all the time he had a monopoly on hut furniture…and he does kinda just disappear after J hits his teens good point😂
@bdariamihaelaАй бұрын
I usually win the cringe challenge. I'm very hard to cringe, but that final song got to me
@UnluckyGalАй бұрын
The Beginning Of The Pioneer Segment Felt Like An Antidepressent Commercial 😂
@SniffinSharpies29 күн бұрын
I made it to 6:55 without cringing, but that “she was deep” got me 💀
@katwitanrunaАй бұрын
I cringed before I got here. 😝
@hittsrus5185Ай бұрын
Correct reaction
@anonymous47477Ай бұрын
I'm having to go and already dreading it. I Hate sitting there for like 6 hours or something. Having to head the same damn thing, hearing that if I don't follow Jehovah's rule, I'll die and won't get to be with my family. Why does it have to be that way?? I love my family I don't wanna follow some guys rules and live in his world and do what HE wants. But I don't wanna lose my Family. It's so scary.
@ChristianBerthiaume29 күн бұрын
I understand that they're your family and I feel bad but I should tell you...they probably aren't worth it, since obviously they are delusional if they are JWs and if I were you I'd run immediately.
@ChristianBerthiaume29 күн бұрын
There's no way the no cringe challenge has anything besides a 100% fail rate 😂
@jsn482429 күн бұрын
This cult is just plain Bat crazy.
@shanehuntcreative24 күн бұрын
You are a gift to the world! Love your whole channel.
@user-lh8vy6gu1oАй бұрын
The last speaker (in the blue suit jacket) looks like Kent Fisher....i was at patterson when he was there
@elobservadorobservante160524 күн бұрын
>Joseph dissapears all evidence seems to imply that he died
@joseyphipps5 күн бұрын
Give that Jesus a cybernetic eye piece and he’s literally Kano from Mortal Kombat
@uhsaywhatnowАй бұрын
12:37 jw Urkel’s lecture-omg, not even the nerdiest teenager would actually talk like that.
@Gabby-er1srАй бұрын
Sign over your mortgage, grab your go bag . . Hit the road , flee to the mountains . By the time you figure it out . . . . YOUR HOMELESS ! 😢
@yamatsukami94Ай бұрын
That ending was brilliant
@Burry121328 күн бұрын
you were right, that end song got me
@alphawolf1826Ай бұрын
that outro video killed me lmao
@Jspider56Ай бұрын
It's the fact they're singing about the birth of Jesus for a long portion of that song. That's a VERY Christmasy topic to keep holding a tune to.
@megamushroom28 күн бұрын
Jevhovah witness when armageddon arrives and they learn that angels dont just look like a human with wings: 😭 😭 😭
@lillywildflower9 күн бұрын
@@megamushroom or when they realise some of their friends or they themselves will be destroyed because they were fake. Pretending to be perfect little Christians but being too judgmental, gossipy, nasty,….. because their hearts are rotten.