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[@exjwpandatower]

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[@Grant-nt9pt]

If I wasn’t already I would…

[@Grant-nt9pt]

Also I love how you called him “Gare Bear” the whole time

[@ixcoatl0013]

F YEAH ARRIBA MI GOVT. B pero de la VRGA !

[@titanomachy2217]

Just so you know, while you are right that the New Testament doesn't mention masturbation (at least, not to my knowledge) the Old Testament certainly does. The Christian teaching that masturbation is a sin comes from the "sin of Onan" passage in Genesis 38:8-10. In fact, an old-timey name for masturbation was "onanism", referring to the story in which a young Israelite named Onan was stoned to death for masturbating. It was definitely forbidden by the harsh Mosaic Law, and throughout the history of Christendom, masturbation has been almost universally viewed as a sin due to this passage of Genesis. JW aren't really unique for teaching this stuff, it is just that most other churches have stopped pushing that doctrine, or at least stopped pushing it so hard.

[@robertalexander1251]

So if I share masturbation is that more friendly

[@mikachu317]

That pillow was asking for it, being so immodestly dressed

[@Nomen.Monniker]

The pillowcase was too short, and some "pillow butt" was showing!

[@hrhawesome4282]

The pillowcase was too tight, and my mind started wandering 😈😈😈

[@Nomen.Monniker]

​@@hrhawesome4282it's really difficult to shove a pillow into a pillowcase that's too tight for it. It must have been one of those tr@mpy lace-up pillowcases!

[@Ankr_89]

My pillow doesn’t even have a pillowcase, it’s such a whore…

[@AcaiMations]

Pillussy

[@alexs.7956]

The old white dude just coming up with gay fanfiction is... Something I didn't expect to see today

[@kevinmoyer6224]

That just means this stuff happens all too often at Bethel

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

You mean Tony Morris?? lol

[@alexs.7956]

@@elongatedmanforever1252 did I stutter?

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

He was so specific and detailed about it that either it happens alot or he was one of those guys

[@EASgirl25]

That’s got to be the funniest insult towards them. I’ve heard in quite some time. 😂😂😂 that’s a damn good one. You really don’t expect a (PLEASE take the following words with the MOST sarcasm you can muster) man of God to come up with such things

[@hrhawesome4282]

Dear men Being attracted to women = sin NOT being attracted to women = sin Dear women Being attracted to men = sin NOT being attracted to men = sin Oh yes, watchtower, I understand completely now. Thank you SO MUCH for clearing that up 🥰🥰

[@c1oudsky]

wtf watchtower propagate being aroace???? 😳😳

[@galacticgalaxyasmr5665]

Exactly

[@alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

​@c1oudsky No, no. You see, if you're not attracted to people, it is also a sin. You have to be straight and cis and perisex. Otherwise: sin

[@collinsmith6584]

"attraction to the opposite sex is normal and is created by God" -Black guy almost immediately...

[@personman2346]

= sin

[@korokoholic]

"making homosexuals blend in" this aint tokyo ghoul bruh they're normal people im crying

[@Seekohaa]

Real

[@bradentheman1373]

this comment has me crying 😭 these people are insaneee

[@Justadonkey]

I was an evangelical christian, I used to pray so hard every night that I wouldn't turn gay but it ended up happening anyway. I had a grudge against religion for years for making me hate myself but Im mostly over it. Faith can be a beautiful thing and helps alot of people but sometimes it can reinforce some ugly behavior.

[@Idontrllycare-tk3kq]

5:50 lost it to this piece of garbage, he’s calling me a sex freak, really man? ( I’m male btw )

[@shawnsegebarth6707]

-Tsukiyama has entered the chat- XD

[@maxthemad19]

they’re so against masturbation bc the post-nut clarity would allow you to think too clearly and leave

[@surfsea]

HAHAHAAAAAA

[@UwUImShio]

Or maybe because lust is one of the sins lol

[@viksreviews2891]

For an all powerful creator of everything, he sure sucks at getting the message across then. Why be direct, in a perfect book incapable of being tampered with by mere mortals, able to convoy your desires without room for differing views when you can instead inspire men to write a collection of books that splinter your people into thousands of sects that disagree to varying levels of seriousness on serious matters.

[@MizukisSacredSake]

THIS. HAHHA

[@hazureyo]

LMAO amazing comment

[@andrewpowell1734]

I cringed when he held women responsible for how men feel. I knew I wouldn't make it far.

[@Miss_NatashaO]

I knew I wouldn't go far either.

[@sarahthomas8670]

I’m sorry

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i cringed at the part where women us women should control ourselves.

[@PokemonRules333]

@@viviennemorgan7217when it reality it’s men that should learn to control themselves it’s like with any urge

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

You beat me. Can’t stand that lip lick at 0:01. This man needs an orgasm asap. He hasn’t even started talking yet and I’m out. 😂

[@adrianjohnson222]

Anyone who refers to sex as "the breeding act" should be immediately thrown in jail.

[@mamajan99]

At least they might get some practice there!

[@brrayni]

​@@mamajan99 NAH BRO💀💀💀🪑🪑🪑

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

How about the pegging act?

[@mengregekerk1152]

it should be called abomination, ivf for breeding

[@superpaul968]

Why? That’s what sex, or should I say intercourse, is for?

[@jamesbusald7097]

I am a lot less obsessed with sex than I was when I was JW.

[@nanaamapay9632]

You took the words out of my mind

[@xenusaves]

Nobody is more obsessed with sex than religious fundamentalists.

[@josepheridu3322]

inceldom?

[@TheExigency]

​@@josepheridu3322what

[@RHatcherMD]

If you are obsessed with sex to the point where you rub your male genitals against a pillow, continuing until you reach orgasm is actually a very good way to become less obsessed with sex. A friend told me that!

[@Reiikz]

I'm very homosexual, in fact I am man who loves masculine muscular dudes and I absolutely despise tight fitting clothing and I wear t shirts with blue work pants all the time. I laughed so hard when he talked about homosexuals wearing women's clothing because it shows how out of touch these people are. they just looking for someone to hate on.

[@TotesAnon]

i’m sorry man but my religion tells me that I have to get upset over you being gay blah blah on no you’re get bad blah blah listen man I don’t know if it’s even possible for me to say this right now but my religion basically forces me to say something about you minding your business and if I had the ability to ignore you I would man something something read the Bible I don’t even wanna be bothering you i’m sorry if I did

[@camtheman399]

Same! Me and my bf are both pretty masc and like masc dudes. In fact, I hate being feminine so much that I quit being a woman. They know literally nothing about queer people lmao.

[@cjsawyer]

the fact I've known more gay dudes with baggy clothing really says something

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

So you've learned how to blend in, interesting

[@NaNaydo]

@@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6ryour sexuality has nothing to do with how you dress, it’s simply what you’re attracted to .

[@SRMkay]

I love every time the pastors go "For example..." or "Say, for instance..." then go into explicit detail about their sexual fantasies

[@BlackKittyCat99]

I think they’re referencing things that followers confessed to them in private 😐

[@timohara7717]

​@@BlackKittyCat99still, not only is that perverted but akso they have to use their non aphantasian brain to imagine the fantasies

[@pumpkin857]

I had a JW friend, she was chill. Her mom called me a slut to my face for wearing a tank top, I was 13.

[@SurnaturalM]

Maybe her mom was jealous because you had the best years ahead of you, while her was on her decline.

[@fishsona]

​​@@SurnaturalMshe shouldn't be jealous of a kid 😭 any halfway decent man would choose an older woman over a child (says a lot that so many of them don't 🤢)

[@PansyPops]

@@SurnaturalMand she was free to wear whatever she wanted while the mother was stuck in wearing ugly dresses with more length than style.

[@pixelated.peachyangel]

Religious people have a black and white thinking that I hate

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

@@PansyPops yep like men were also Stuck wearing heavy uncomfortable suits.

[@therealnathnath154]

I wear skinny jeans cuz they're comfortable, if Gary likes the way they make my ass look that sounds like a skill issue

[@haleandguu]

SKILL ISSUE LOLOL

[@MizukisSacredSake]

OMFG. PLZZZ

[@clumsykitten0076]

I love skinny jeans and these people can cry about it until the day they die. I refuse to sacrifice my comfort just so a man can avoid an awkward boner. 😂

[@Shebeveuod]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KrowleyPineapples777]

😂😂😂

[@ASTRO_BLOX890]

THE FIRST WORDS IN THE VID... WOW

[@hotmilo]

HELL YEAH 😂

[@Pickleoink]

"Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down."

[@TallKulWmn1]

Ohhh I wanted to press the like on your comment but I didn’t bc it would’ve taken the like button from 69 to 70 🤭

[@sarahthomas8670]

Ikr

[@jenna739]

For real. I was not prepared for that

[@tex-mex4082]

I finally cringed when the second guy said that two dudes talking about sex could lead to sexual thoughts towards each other. It really shows that the most vehemently homophobic people are usually the deepest in the closet, trying so hard to repress their feelings that they need to make others feel worse than they do.

[@Vsevolodbochkov]

Putin criminalizing LGBT finally makes sense

[@Karmatic_303]

Seriously, like, you can only come up with that bs if it happened to you-

[@JuniperGal-ek2pu]

He’s trying to come out…

[@MarkSchneider-q6e]

Basically they’re saying the rapes cases are the victims responsibility. Disgusting 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@thefluffysloth]

a house with its door open and a house with its door closed can still both be broken in to no matter what

[@ornitorincodigenova4260]

​@@thefluffysloth And in both cases it's a crime to break into said house, might I add

[@thefluffysloth]

@@ornitorincodigenova4260 Absolutely should have added that myself

[@ThatWomanJezebel]

That ‘adoption’ story sounds like a young person came forward about being molested and the brother spun it against her, and he was believed. It sounds too specific to be an ‘example’.

[@autumnasters]

I'm so glad that you said this because that's how it registered to me as well.

[@wolfie9229]

I'm all too familiar with this trope. You're totally right.

[@MAME89]

That is what probably really happened. Since Eve tempted Adam, then all women are the ones who tempt men, men are innocent babies. Stupid standards, huge hypocricy, hardly taking any acountability for their own actions. Disgusting.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

The Govering body are in it for themselves, anyone below their rank men & women aren't valued at all.

[@SurnaturalM]

Sounds creepy, but it's something Catholic priest would have done.

[@diegofuego362]

I’m so glad I left this religion. I was walking on eggshells all day everyday. I was afraid to fart even when alone. Total paranoia!

[@sarahthomas8670]

LMAO REAL

[@ٴٴٴٴ_0]

I was like that when I tried to be Catholic. It's a condition called religious OCD and the reason I'm much happier as an atheist.

[@ppgranja3]

Hahaha😂😂

[@anhthule1204]

They tried to persuade me to join their cult by controlling every aspect of my life. But I don't give a folk.

[@lucreziaborgia_]

What's wrong with farting?

[@sarahthomas8670]

They spend so much time on this instead of p3do , SA , 🍇. Those are the bigger issues which are dangerous. They’re so behind

[@anall3l3]

I was thinking the same!

[@Skibiditoiletfan8088]

Though grapes aren't extremely nutritious I don't anything horribly wrong with the fruit

[@PalkisAlt]

@@Skibiditoiletfan8088they were… referring to word grape without the g…

[@playernotfound9489]

PDF. thats a mental disorder. it should try to be fixed before nobody gets harmed. also why do people love sexualizing animals and plants?

[@ManiacalBlueberry]

​@@PalkisAlt I think they were just joking

[@AlbionONLINE-ow9hk]

This guy yells "Rape is the womans fault because of her dress." Thats where this is going.

[@Theguywhowanders]

The same excuses offenders are using 💀

[@costelinha1867]

@@Theguywhowanders I mean, let's face it, this guy is probably an offender himself.

[@GizzyDillespee]

It never ends - if you put her in a full body burqa, then it's her SMELL that turned him on. If she bathes morning noon and night, and perfumes with "new car scent", then it's her movements. If she sits there unmoving, unscented, fully covered, it's her presence that causes his arousal. If she dies, then it becomes a different woman's problem. There always will be an excuse.

[@trippyTrefoil]

“Is it porneia?” gives heavy “fellas, is it gay?” energy

[@googleyoflolz9930]

It is, because men have flesh and when you put fleshes in fleshes that is like kissing a napkin that a dude has put up his ass

[@GradKat]

He’s sitting there in a smart modern suit, telling women not to be influenced by fashion.

[@yvonne3903]

Badly fitted modern suit.

[@benvandermerwe4934]

😂😂😂

[@mackenziesavage6119]

Flirting = lying is such a massive stretch, even as a Christian I'm appalled

[@Up_Reidon]

Because you know, if I'm romantically interested in someone, I'm a liar!! And they should hate me immediately! How do people get married in this religion??

[@joshuamoody7729]

sadly, there’s a lot of nut cases that rally around the Christian flag. don’t hate you for your beliefs though.

[@andersonli676]

same bbro

[@DavidCrenshaw-wp2cu]

Same

[@Mombal5]

A lot of their teachings are a stretch!! How about the blood doctrine or getting an organ transplant. They used to say it would be considered cannibalism. 😂We’ll a lot people died because of their made up doctrines.

[@Nothing-ox7jc]

“Suppose a brother” “suppose a sister” 😂 the man is really out here sharing his fantasies

[@frrogg1]

that's exactly what i was thinking 😂

[@Theguywhowanders]

Bro doesn’t know how to explain things in another way than just examples 💀

[@UwUImShio]

That's just how religious folk call eachother

[@riottt3415]

That's just what JWs call the other members of their congregation

[@zirconiumaloe]

hypothetically lets just say a brother was feeling down bad.

[@JustinMAuraWielder]

Ironically, I think he comes across as far more sex-obsessed than the average person just getting on with it, enjoying it, then moving on with their life.

[@almightydiplodocus]

Married woman: I heard there was an explosion in your neighborhood. Are you okay? Married man: This is extremely inappropriate of you.

[@Existntlangst]

Every time he says "sexy" i feel like he is the very antithesis of sexiness.

[@AinSoph73]

Thats always the root cause of these talks.

[@BramptonAnglican]

I feel like Watchtower is a bit obsessed with naughty talk.

[@freespirit3891]

That's probably why some elders like Judicial committees, as that's the only way they can get their jollies, without they themselves doing something wrong.

[@ppgranja3]

Not just watchtower, but all religions. It's one of their trademarks

[@BramptonAnglican]

@@ppgranja3 I find the Anglican Church is becoming better. I find most Anglicans don’t care about naughty talk. What people do in their bedroom ain’t my business. Plus more important things to worry about in my opinion.

[@aidenp.1000]

🤔

[@CelticGypsy-USA]

​@@freespirit3891agreed

[@muskyoxes]

It's hilarious how inhuman they are. "A female observed a list of small images provided by an application through wireless transmission. As her brain processed the photons produced by the device, her musculature proceeded to be engaged for the purpose of stimulation."

[@SurnaturalM]

That's clinical. Except for the the light in their eyes when they talk about tight pants.

[@willyb7353]

I mean, online pornography is immoral, but still. IDK why they phrase stuff like that, it's like they're AI.

[@AreGeeBee]

Aliens among us!

[@HexagonSun990]

​@@willyb7353 how is it immoral?

[@willyb7353]

@@HexagonSun990 You ask how it is immoral? You don't see a problem with how anyone with an internet connection can watch some strangers doing the nasty, all sorts of activity, that's not a problem? How is it healthy for people to start frequenting the sites, and build a connection to the scenes? How is it not immoral that there are people addicted to viewing that content, and P*rnhub is profiting from such web traffic, and all the subscriptions?

[@gldni17]

Gotta say, this video did surprise me near the beginning when they warned women about their dress lest they arouse the passions of men and lesbians. Didn't expect them to remember that lesbians existed.

[@ufuvjviufugigib7692]

Notice how when a men masturbates they call “mastubation” when a woman masturbates its “self abuse”

[@little_p3ngu1n]

THE FACT THEYRE DEAD SERIOUS WHILE SAYING THESE THINGS HAS ME ROLLINGG 💀 💀 💀

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

The way every word is so carefully pronounced and slowly spoken too 😭

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

Like how do you say that shit in one take without realizing how ridiculous you sound💀

[@loneshewolf74]

Depressingly, there are plenty of non-JW people who also think women are to blame when they get SA because they were too "tempting". It's so easy for humans to blame the victim.

[@mamajan99]

ADAM blaming God: "This woman YOU gave me, she made me do it." Uncle tony in a liquor store: Stranger asks, "Do you know anything about Scotch whisky? Yes...Well my wife does... "This woman YOU gave me."

[@kathybrem880]

@@mamajan99religion is vile

[@mamajan99]

@@kathybrem880 In my experience, "Religion" is a man-made control mechanism sponsored by God's original enemy. Faith in a loving creator is entirely different. God is good. Religion is a trap.

[@zackcash4941]

​@mamajan99 if god was real mankind could legitimately blame him for every bad thing.

[@mamajan99]

​@@zackcash4941 Adam chose to sell his family as slaves to sin and death. Jesus paid a price He did not owe to get us out of sin and death and to have life eternal. Many still choose to be just like ADAM and reject God. It is OUR choice. Choose wisely.

[@watchandjewelryloft4713]

Wait, so if i wear tight pants I'm automatically homosexual? Or im trying to attract men? WHAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizzybeary]

Do you know "Tight Pants" with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell? 😂 If not, give it a gander.

[@lizzybeary]

Do you know "Tight Pants" with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell? 😂 If not, give it a gander.

[@watchandjewelryloft4713]

@@lizzybeary Very familiar..laughed about that one many times after becoming an Ex-JW. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@GradKat]

Well after listening to this I realise guys in tight pants are in a permanent state of arousal … 😁

[@antonioherrera1324]

I mean kinda, unless is for another reason other than you want to wear them, no man ever wonders or gets curious about wearing tight pants, but of course I get what u saying 😂😂😂 no it does not make u gay, probably bicurious for sure

[@sad_doggo2504]

I'm not an ex-JW but I have read that restricting sexual expression is a common cult tactic. It creates frustration, limits power and messes with an individual's sense of personal autonomy in general on a very deep level.

[@googleyoflolz9930]

As someone who grew up in a heavioy religious household, I confirm this.

[@obvioustroll8181]

Absolutely true

[@facialpalsyfreak]

4:04 “Such immodest dress can be harmful to Christian brothers….AND EVEN some sisters 🤔😏💅🏳️‍🌈”

[@1232sam]

"The governing body loves you." sounds straight out of 1984 bro lmao

[@ailen-c5b]

That’s something that O’Brien could have said

[@Mombal5]

I was once counseled by my brother in law/elder that maybe I should stop working out so much because I had the kind of figure that is a distraction to men and I was bringing unnecessary attention on myself by being in good shape. I wasn’t even wearing immodest clothes. That was an uncomfortable and humiliating moment.

[@archerinspace]

Projection is confession. Either they're into that or they're jealous you're taking care of yourself physically and have the body to prove it.

[@jy285]

Ex-mormon viewer. It is terrifying to imagine having one’s parents make them watch this with all of the details this guy mentions, and to take it seriously. I feel so sorry for every JW.

[@devidwobinson8747]

This wasn’t designed for children, it was for members who have just joined the headquarters at Bethel. But the same information is shared with all JWS in their watchtower

[@Mombal5]

I actually remember being at assemblies and they would be talking about masturbation and even sodomy. There’s a ton of kids in the audience and it’s being talked about openly. I was born into this religion so I had been exposed to those conversations when I was a baby because there is no class for children. Everyone learned the same stuff.

[@georgepugh7785]

​@@Mombal5Same here.... They had this book called the Youth book at one time. It's been close to 40 years since I left.

[@Mombal5]

@@georgepugh7785 I remember that book! That was one of the books I had to study when I was a teenager.

[@seeriousli8169]

​@@georgepugh7785it was 'questions young people ask' back when i had to study

[@EdwardAllen-s7i]

“MAKING HOMOSEXUALS…. BLEND IN” I am fucking deceased. He does not exist in reality

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

I wish they would use terms like “The Gays” cuz it would be even more funny. But the way he says “homosexuals” takes me out

[@catsandcake1849]

Now that I know tight clothes promote homosexuality I will wear more

[@sweetsol8758]

I find it quite ironic that I discovered masturbation at all by reading a Jehovah's Witness book for teenagers. I got interested about it and researched in the Internet. That's how I discovered porn in my early-teen years. I guess, Jehovah's Witness' anti-masturbation rhetoric didn't work for me. :D

[@-.-George-.-]

Soo I Guess now you only praise to the Sun and not Jehovah? 🌞 \[T]'/🛡️ || ______^____

[@Grant-nt9pt]

And of course they have a guy talk about the womens rules… 😅

[@teadororudy]

Not just a “guy”, but a cringey old fart

[@sarahthomas8670]

Exactly 😒

[@JasonHenderson]

How would it not be since women cannot teach.

[@kuya8329]

​@@JasonHendersonmost teachers are....... shockingly...... women.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

​@@JasonHenderson because they don't Have the responsibilities & Usually have the gift To not be worked to Oblivion, I mean we can talk about the Many issues with Jw, I think sexism is the least important Factor.

[@Bhadkhurlfriend]

Gary is 100% closeted, but the closet is see-through, ain't nothing he can hide in there😭

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

Gary dead ass licked his lips at 1:00:31 after talking about a dude edging. 😂😂😂

[@autumnasters]

I lost the cringe challenge at 1:29 when they decided a MAN who looks like that one creepy uncle who's not allowed to barbecue, should talk to WOMEN about masturbation.

[@mercuryshusbandfr]

because women cant be high members, they would’ve most definitely picked a woman if they LET WOMEN BE HIGH ROLES IN THE RELIGION

[@xwinghax]

so if you're a man you can't have any opinion on topics regarding people of the opposite sex? or did i misunderstand

[@MegaGraceiscool]

​@@mercuryshusbandfr religion is male-centered by design. They would never allow women to lead because it would force them to see women as FULLY HUMAN, which no major religion accepts.

[@humanrelatedtolegend64-on4bc]

​@@xwinghax i think its not that or maybe it is Idk but its that its about there bodies or something idk i dumb

[@autumnasters]

​@@mercuryshusbandfrunfortunately I'm pretty sure you're right, however aside from what's considered basic propriety in most Abrahamic religious circles, it just seems odd an inconsistent for a sexually repressed religion like JWs to not have paranoia about someone getting aroused when the opposite sex talks to then about sex

[@prismaticerror6911]

Complimenting someone isnt even flirting 😭😭😭 i tell old women and little boys and my peers alike if i like their hat or something. They can't comprehend kindness

[@zytche6466]

Satan being a fashon designer is an awsome thought

[@christiancancino2253]

You know, The devil wears Prada 🗣️

[@sophielullwitz4409]

@@christiancancino2253😂😂

[@doritofist8369]

A fashion diva AND sex positive? Sounds like a pretty cool dude.

[@christiancancino2253]

@@doritofist8369 the devil is Al Philips 🤙🏻

[@GizzyDillespee]

I'm convinced that Balenciaga has some connection to the devil.

[@zullym6876]

Thanks to you I now watch these videos to fall asleep. It takes me back to being 6 years old, struggling to stay awake during a 2 hour Sunday service as I was raised Pentecostal Christian. My parents never let me go with the rest of children and instead made me sit there and actually “listen to God’s word” while in reality I passed the time fixated on a random fly or a piece of string because if I actually paid attention I would honestly get scared with the whole doomsday bs. It was traumatizing, and then they would get mad when I wasn’t able to sit still the entire time. It’s like I can feel the stuffy air in the church all over again with the ocasional baby crying in the background, and most entertaining part was when the adults would randomly cry during prayers and alabanza (wtf). Anyway, guess who’s also an atheist now and watches your videos since I can relate to many many things and learn plenty more. So thank you, for watching these and having the willpower to stay awake and report back lol

[@andrewpowell1734]

I left a small Pentacostal Church I went to when the pastor publicly prayed that God would release me from the sin of homosexuality and I am not gay. He also confronted me over a “Satanic” belt buckle I was wearing.

[@respectthefish4992]

I'm catholic but hell can I sympathise with you. going to church as a kid was the worst thing. I would dissociate and imagine things, I remember replaying Winx episodes in my head. If I wanted to stay with my father I would have to stand the whole mass cuz he never sat once in church. Bc I was a kid I would get tired easily but still stayed and get this awful tension in whole body. Feeling it sometimes in different circumstances is always disturbing to me as it is so tied with church and other bad childhood memories. I used to even cry bc of it and it's just strain from standing. Lots of love to you and I am glad you found your way 💕

[@a.i.5129]

Girl I lived everything you did, but in evangelicalism. Christianity always grows to be harmful to children.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

100% The way you spoke about being in church took me back to when I was a kid sitting in church and my mind would wonder and I would be looking at the ceiling or around the room at the people.. there’s always a baby crying in the background, and the priest would be droning on about some shit but I would be too bored to care. I would get in so much trouble because I would fidget and swing my legs and kick the back of peoples seats. My mum would grit her teeth and give me one of those “You’re embarrassing me now and maybe I can’t do anything this moment because I don’t want to cause a scene but when we get home… I’m gonna flog the living daylights out of you” looks. I’m not an atheist, but I can’t stand church or organised religion. I have my own reasons for having my faith, it gives me peace and I’m happy in my life. But I surely can understand why people are atheists because people like Gary and the other guy are off their heads!

[@tripleabattery2914]

my heart goes out to every queer jw that went to bethel in hopes of being ""cured"" and was immediately met with the Mandatory Gay Sex Videos

[@hidafluffminer]

?

[@dream.walk3r]

The what now?? please elaborate

[@thesinfultictac5704]

​@@dream.walk3r oh jeez, okay Queer is the reclaimed term by the LGBTQ community because it's a broad catchall that's easier to use than the long ass acronym. The "mandatory gay sex video" that @tripleabattery is referring to is this video that Panda is currently criticizing right now in the video we are watching. As it goes over "gay sex bad". Many Queer youth who are trapped in religions that are homophobic, often try to 'pray the gay away' or get deeply religious to avoid confronting their own sexuality. Hence going to Bethel and being subjected to this video explicitly saying "NONE THAT GAY SHIT HERE BECAUSE JAHOVA", might be jarring to the very people teying to run away from their feelings.

[@devidwobinson8747]

Please explain

[@thesinfultictac5704]

Thats weird my comment isn't visible to me.

[@haleandguu]

hello my red panda friend !!! i am personally an atheist but have always been extremely curious about this religion, mormonism, etc so i wanted to thank you for your insight on these topics ! its even more shocking than i assumed ... !! your commentary is genius as well , its definitely giving me a chuckle !!!!!

[@Jones-pj2jk]

I have met plenty of Jehovah's witnesses who let their eyes cause them to sin, but none who have plucked out their eyes because of it. Pathetic.

[@BeavisMcThe]

I always cringe as soon as they say "the governing boobs love you!"

[@SeaAngel24676]

SAME

[@SusuTheAlmighty]

How does it say you commented one day ago

[@pyctyurypupiline6247]

​@urusedeyelinerBecause the video was already aveilible, but It was just for members.

[@davidmorgan881]

You missed the latest update? They are now the Grovelling Body...Come back to the TRUTH 🙏🙏🙏...No! not you apostates, or the friends will all wake up 😇

[@SusuTheAlmighty]

@@davidmorgan881 what

[@Brambrew]

As an Exmormon... The Venn diagram between JW teachings on sexual immorality and Mormon teachings on "chastity" is a circle

[@futureamish]

Same with the Catholic church.

[@bettertobethoughtafool]

true

[@afish4086]

Same with Evangelism

[@ElasticGiraffe]

Roman Catholicism has similar rules on the books, but Catholics aren't nearly as obsessed with them, and Catholics and Evangelicals (on the whole) don't try to blame all sexual impropriety on women. That sounds more like Islam.

[@ArguAngels]

with a small sliver on each side for how they say homosexuality. (I.E, 'same-sex attraction') lol

[@missironmouse]

The rape culture in this video is obscene

[@donreinke5863]

OMG I laughed my ass off over "thou shalt not beat thy meat"

[@RebecaAiimee]

Notice when he talks about men, it’s almost never their fault? Oh, he stumbled across some pictures, sisters are tempting him with flirting and immodesty, he’s drinking alcohol and it lowers his judgement… poor man, perfect creature victim of this cruel world.

[@azen3450]

3:22 I lost the challenge when he said "The Governing Body loves you," I get grossed out by the thought of those decrepit old men in that context and the fact they're rich off the suffering of their members.

[@RandallWoolard-fv1tv]

😅😅😅😅

[@beyondborderfilms4352]

Not even one second in and i know this is gonna be a banger. 😅

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

Literally

[@itchymagnets]

Ba dum tssssss

[@SurnaturalM]

That's punny

[@bananewane1402]

He compare human men to males of other animal species but conveniently ignore that human women, fairly unique among mammals, have concealed ovulation and no heat cycles or defined mating season either. Comparing humans to other animal species to explain our sexual behavior is cringe because mating behaviors vary so widely between even closely related animal species.

[@anavaladezr]

How convenient, our biology can be explained by extrapolating to a cow but God forbid we suggest we are related to the chimpanzee!!!

[@johnsMITHhhhhh88]

It’s also not even true, most male animals are not attracted to females outside their fertility window. Which implies that sex has more of a social function in humans than other animals

[@exaVolt13]

Over here dying laughing because the ad break I got about 30 minutes in was the "I can turn anything into pillow" ad. Targeted advertising at its best! 🤣🤣

[@timohara7717]

Awe hell naw hes sigma

[@erikplaysdrunk9024]

My cringe came early in this video. I lost it the first time he said “sexy”. It was so unnatural, like hearing a small child try to use a curse word for the first time.

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

"Flirting is cruel and dangerous"

[@joancampbell7995]

😂😂😂

[@ppgranja3]

😂😂😂

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

I thought abusing children was...

[@mmr1137]

If I don't get some later it is indeed cruel

[@Rat-Baby]

Sounds like some incel shit

[@anferneee777]

I love that they immediately put the blame on the ladies😂 I also love this channel. I find this truly fascinating and you do a great job explaining it all🙏👏

[@PokemonRules333]

Well most religions ruled by men think this way

[@SurnaturalM]

How dare you dress normally? It reminds me of the trials of the renaissance, with wiches and all. They don't burn people anymore just because it's illegal.

[@sarahthomas8670]

Saying masturbation is self abuse is crazy😭😭😭. More like self care lol

[@Exjdub2023]

💯

[@Exjdub2023]

And that is scientific fact😆

[@joshuamoody7729]

You’re right!

[@ToonyTails]

As long as you’re reasonable with it and don’t do it every hour of every day.

[@TheExigency]

​@@ToonyTails That sentence literally applies to anything in life and has nothing to do with masturbation or sex.

[@janetmilan4698]

In the 1960's, condoms were not displayed on shelves but kept behind the counter. You had to ask for them and subject yourself to judgement and gossip.

[@Jesusisking1700]

Yooo at the end "are you a homosexual"😂😂😂😂😂 thank you sir I haven't belly laughed like that in ages that is some of comedies finest

[@jamesbusald7097]

Back in the 80s, early I think, they tried to ease up on masturbation. They were trying to call it 'uncleanness'; not necessary to involve Elders. They even went so far as to say that mutual masturbation need not necessarily involve Elders. There was then an on-again-off-again discussion of what kinds of mutual masturbation was pornia and what was just 'uncleanness'. It didn't last long. They went back to obsessing over masturbation.

[@pylonade2785]

Its crazy how out of touch these people are

[@sarahthomas8670]

Real

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i cringed at the part where he said that women should control themselves when men should be the only one who can control themselves around women.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

there's something wrong with the elders.

[@Hiidontknowwutimdoing]

@@viviennemorgan7217 There definitely is…

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@Hiidontknowwutimdoing yep

[@Theguywhowanders]

It’s almost like sexism against both genders at this point 💀😭

[@costelinha1867]

Men: Rapes women Also men: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES, IF YOU CONTROLLED YOURSELVES MORE, AND DRESSED MORE MODESTLY I WOULDN'T HAVE FELT THE DESIRE TO BRUTALLY VIOLATE YOUR BODY AND YOUR BOUNDARIES!

[@natedoggcata]

Gary is 100% just venting his closeted gay fantasies with these stories especially talking about two brothers all sweaty and naked un the locker room and giving each other massages

[@r.javanainen8947]

I was the perfect JW, i only had one fault; i was smart. I always got complimented on my answers. I always was praised on the presentations i wrote. I refused to get baptized until i got rid of my doubts about the reliegion, and i never did.

[@cookiman4225]

I deluded myself into believing that if I got baptized and really tried that something would change and nothing ever did. Getting baptized was the biggest mistake of my life

[@Hero1k]

I had JWs coming by my house recently, and I smiled and nodded while they yapped. I asked if they'd like to talk about our true lord, the flying spaghetti monster, and I started talking about how the flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful deity and how he could easily beat Jehovah in a fight. They looked REALLY afraid and tried walking away, as I said "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOVES YOU AND WATCHYES YOU!!" while they walked away. Next year, I'll be covering my shirt in ketchup and act like I sacrificed someone.

[@ratdog6317]

Next time you should tell them that you worship Cleopatra

[@Theguywhowanders]

Pastafarism always wins 💀

[@noone3216]

I trust you wore the sacred colander on your head good sir?

[@thegameprey3056]

"Who tf start a conversation like that, i just sat down" aahh beginning

[@jmark7390]

I am an older lesbian sister. I enjoyed this video very much.

[@ratdog6317]

Do the people in your congregation know and if they do what do they say about it

[@PeggyLawrence-cn1jn]

[@jmark7390]

@@ratdog6317 They kind of know. They are not sure. Some elders wives get flirty

[@ratdog6317]

@@jmark7390 wow. what do their husbands say

[@jmark7390]

@@ratdog6317 I think they pretend not to see it.

[@FrauYaU]

I cringed at "men have a stronger sex drive than women." That's not true and this idea is largely a result of the way people like JWs and other conservatives shame women for having a sex drive at all. I grew up in a conservative christian culture, so I saw this first hand. I remember as a teenager, boys were expected to control their desires and girls were treated like there was something wrong with them if they had desires at all. I was told the only reason I would want to have sex was because I wanted a boy to pay attention to me. People like this try to rob women of their sexuality and it's so pervasive in US culture that things like "men just have a stronger sex drive" have become common place. People who really think women don't have the same sex drive as men need to take a stroll through sites like Wattpad. Also, want to clarify, not all men have a strong sex drive and the assumption that most men have very high sex drives is harmful as well. It varies drastically based on the individual regardless of gender.

[@lspgchinchilla6478]

i cringed the first time he said "Sexy" the way he says it is so uncomfortable for some reason, like an incel saying "female"

[@rcmp2005]

I’d bet this whole video came about because the Bethel cleaning staff was complaining about having to handle the crusty sheets and socks from all the “brothers” bedrooms daily.

[@dzanegulles]

😂😂😂

[@gheorghesemlecan8972]

I am absolutely disgusted by the way these people catalog certain intimate practices and how they insinuate themselves into people's intimate lives..we did not know these things when we were baptized, as well as many others..the level of lies and manipulation is immense in this organization.

[@BabyDoll-xx9rk]

Agreed, I especially felt it in my teens all the way into my early 20s, I left at 22. "Brothers" started acting really weird and I didn't realize it back then but when I look back there was A LOT of incidents where grown men either made inappropriate comments about my body or touched me without my consent. I was sexually harassed for over 10 years by a guy 5 years older than me. It all started at 12(he was 17) when I first started going to meeting permanently and this man put me through hell. I told several adults about this and they brushed it off as nothing. He continued to touch me on "accident" and hoover over me. His family was in control of most of the gatherings so they had a lot of power and loyalty in my congregation. I even lost a close friend because even after telling about everything she told me that she was going to his wedding to "support the family", btw he married a 19 yr old and he was 27... I was devastated and never spoke with her again.

[@Theguywhowanders]

The worst part is that they don’t even use the Bible to prove beating your meat is bad in this video 😭

[@migoreng7789]

10:43 it gets worse: i was raised catholic in poland and the word for masturbation used in the conservative circles i was part of is.. self-rape (samogwałt). priests kept repeating it's one of the worst things you can do to your body... it made me ashamed of my body and scared of sex for years 🥲🥲🥲 i still feel tinge of guilt whenever i partake in masturbation, the first attempts at it happened when i already checked out from the religion and i still felt terrible afterwards, as if i soiled myself spiritually or something. worst part is when i sometimes share how much this messed me up, i'm told it's not possible for priests to be this strict on purity... damn i wish i was making this up.

[@lookwhosinsideagain3489]

Witam rodaka, jakbym czytała o sobie, łączę się w bólu. Niektórzy tego nie rozumieją bo nie byli mocno wierzący / ignorowali spowiadanie się z masturb*cji. News flash: jak powiesz jedenastoletniemu dziecku że nie może uprawiać "sAmOgwAŁtu" bo będzie na wieki cierpieć w piekle to nie poskutkuje to normalnym rozwojem XD

[@Helen-oi7qm]

I believe you although I am not familiar with the term, I am so sorry you had to go through that. I wish you will have the strength to combat all the feelings that such a situation could cause

[@JasTheSass]

I was raised Catholic too, but being asexual and born out of wedlock, I didn’t really worry about the masturbation thing. I get feeling guilt about religion though. I still feel worried I’ll go to hell if I do so much as gossip a little with friends sometimes.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

That level of strictness is not just possible but common in religion. My experience was not as bad but I still remember the constant purity talks at home, the extreme expectations of what dating should be, and the unending slut shaming I got as a small child. I was raised evangelical

[@TotesAnon]

i’m sorry man but my religion tells me that I have to get upset over you being an athiest blah blah on no you’re get bad blah blah listen man I don’t know if it’s even possible for me to say this right now but my religion basically forces me to say something about you minding your business and if I had the ability to ignore you I would man something something read the Bible I don’t even wanna be bothering you i’m sorry if I did

[@rmcl1763]

I’m in perma-cringe. Ummm. The super grossest thing is the explanation of a brother having someone sit on their lap and touching the person sitting. That is directly from several CSA case files. There are photos of perpetrators with victims being touched. No one noticed at the time. They’re really disturbing. This makes me question if this is partly to make not do all the shit asked about during depositions and investigations. You’re doing a great service. Hilarious, sensitive, and soooo cringe. I’m glad you’re free.

[@TheRadi0D3mon]

man, they had the PERFECT oppertunity to call it "mastergate" 😥

[@timohara7717]

Zelda ahh term

[@Rinna33]

As someone who is religious myself(I’m within the Catholic Church) I find it very funny when a bunch of old men bring up clothes. Women are not responsible for men’s thoughts. Plus Adam and Eve were full on naked. I personally think God was more than likely speaking from a perspective of not wearing all this gold jewelry and overindulgence on fancy things like that. Also the Bible is also strict about what men should also wear yet that’s never brought up.

[@troisquarts3659]

Why do the ladies hear from an Idris Elba impersonator? That rich voice saying "we love you" will have an unintended effect.

[@ravenblackwing7888]

​@@troisquarts3659I'm confused by your comment 😅

[@troisquarts3659]

@@ravenblackwing7888 it was meant to be a stand-alone comment, somehow it ended up under yours. I guess I misclicked. Don't mind me getting thirsty for JW brothers.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

true and i'm a christian women myself and i never heard of this.

[@MarieElenaCambria1]

Where in the Word of God does it state Adam and Eve were "full on naked"? Does that seem practical?

[@chariethe]

As someone on the thicker side AND being a sister in this org was ultimate hell lmao. The clothes I had naturally hugged at my flabs and I get the sense that the elders were more disgusted than enticed with my stylistic choices. It was actually the elder's wives that tried to "counsel" me though! They tried to come off motherly and stuff but I saw right through them. One of them even suggested I take diet pills. So tbh, idk if I was getting counseled for tight clothing or just being fat... hmmm

[@AngelGuzman-f9c]

You know damn well those brothers would be looking

[@Mab_the_Destroyer]

My now disowned mother convinced Me into taking phen-fen. Didn't do anything good for Me. Wretched chattering hens. Just as abusive as their men. I was related to some elders etc.

[@-EricaCartman]

@0:01 omg the slow lip licking! I already cringed Panda Tower! New record! eww 🤢 hahaha 😆

[@Cheesoidhateself]

Why is it so many churches are against people having sex unless it's a preacher with a child?

[@gennabella]

honestly someone thank him for the fanfic ideas

[@Shanook]

LMAO

[@howrude8114]

Cringed so hard at 19:31! I dunno why but, “passionately enflamed” got me. 😬

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

This obsession with having "pure" thoughts is crazy. Nobody can really control what's inside their head. What we all can control is how we react to those thoughts We're complex creatures. Our thoughts and emotions don't fully represent us. It sounds crazy but it's true. We're able to put them aside when we understand that they're illogical, unproductive and / or harmful. If you see a sexy woman and think that it would be nice to have sex with her it doesn't mean you have to act on this thought. It doesn't make you a bad person to have those thoughts. In the end your actions is what matters It's that simple

[@karenmoody2763]

I haven't never thought about it that way but yeah so true

[@SurnaturalM]

Obviously, normal people don't always act their thoughts. Especially that kind of thought, when at a grocery store, it would be inconvenient. And probably illegal even.

[@GradKat]

I didn’t realise alcohol could turn you gay 😂😂

[@captainsmileyface4336]

This video is kinda effective cause hearing Gary's voice talk about sexual things made me feel repulsed by sex lol

[@TroubledFerretzz]

" dont look at dirty videos by your self" Got it... i will MAKE SURE to play it on full volume on the living room tv for every one you know the considerate thing to do

[@purranoid]

Thank you for helping me get in shape. My eyes have gotten so much exercise from them rolling.

[@cherrymnm04]

Soooooo…being nice is flirting?! That’s what the creepy guy at work thought about my being nice to him, and he wouldn’t leave me alone even when his boss told him to! 😡🤬 not cringing…I’m just mad!

[@jessicadepot9181]

Kinda makes me wonder if men are only nice to women they find attractive.

[@jr8260]

I recently started watching your videos after having my own small JW experience. Two months ago my wife and I had our first child who was born 2 months premature. He spent a month in the hospital and went home afterwards. It was a stressful situation and still is. A couple weeks ago we got a letter in the mail. It was hand written so i immediately assumed it was from family but it was from a JW who was congratulating us on the birth of our child and then immediately pivoted to speaking about what the true purpose of life is and how i could and should become a better father by focusing on what REALLY matters, that being jehova lol. Neither my wife nor i have ever had any affiliation with the JWs so i was weirded out on how they knew where i lived AND had a child. Turns out these crazies monitor the birth records in my county just so they can try to recruit my family into the cult lol.

[@karenmoody2763]

Omg if did had a return address I would personally take that letter back to them.

[@joanferguson4194]

They used to comb the obituaries published in newspapers too! Then send out their literature and count time for their Kingdom Hall time sheets. Pathetic.

[@Ohforgodssakethatsme]

They monitor the local funeral home's online obituary page in my area.

[@Jared_Smith_99]

"Look ma no hands" type video

[@exjwpandatower]

Not gay if tips don’t touch

[@neuroticcookie]

I'm a baby Christian who grew up agnostic, and I honestly can't imagine living in such a strict "stay 10 steps away from sin" kind of culture/mindset that you need to repress everything about the human experience to stay holy. I was laughing at this, but holy crap, it is sad.

[@KermitTFYT]

WHAT KIND OF MASTERBATING ARE YOU DOING FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED SELF ABUSE 💀

[@corben2972]

gooning

[@thomash.schwed3662]

Of course, "self-abuse" was the term the Society often used particularly during the '70's and '80's. Most people simply refer to it as "self-pleasure".

[@JasonHenderson]

I pull on mine like I'm trying to start a weed eater

[@ToonyTails]

@@JasonHendersonCBT probably

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I learned about the concept of self abuse from TV tropes

[@captainhennahead2323]

It's funny...lol. When I was " in" years ago, I was actually questioned by an elder as to whether I " abused myself" at all. He assured me that if I was, or did, that I would be among those killed at Armageddon...lol. I was already mentally done by that time, so to me, it was actually hilarious. Great video...lol. And as far as a cringe challenge...at halfway through...Ive laughed so much that my wife asked if I've dipped into the wine!!!🤣🤣🤣 This is fantastic! Thank you! ( Edited several times, due to spelling errors caused by full-body laughing fits, and finally...yes...a bit of wine)😂

[@karenmoody2763]

Omg dumb elders asking young people about self abuse damn idiot

[@ratdog6317]

he probably questioned you because he wanted to hear details for his own enjoyment

[@sundance8862]

Human Resources training at Watchtower is unlike anything.

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

When you see a corporate training video on any corporation they usually tell you what's the company about, some general regulations, how "wonderful" is to work with them, and your general duties at your job. NOT IN WATCHTOWERLAND!!!😂😂😂 I remember being on my first day in a JW construction group and the foreman gathering me and other two guys (I thought he wanted to discuss some rules with us) to tell us not to see Sears or Kmart shoppers because those contained women in underwear. UNREALLL!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Hepheat75]

"The Governong Body loves you." Gives off the same energy as "We're from the government and we're here to help."

[@Roman-bw2fo]

watching as a bisexual man who was never a jw (but was a nondenominational christian): jws some real freaky ass ppl, what do they got goin on 😭 id be jealous if it werent for the whole religious repression and high control thing /j