The NEW JW Broadcast will LEAVE YOU SHOOK

[@BeavisMcThe]

"You do not need faith to believe in science" is my favorite quote. Well said!

[@LittleRadicalThinker]

You do, unfortunately, that’s why some fields of science are totally rotten to core. There are a lot of things you need to have faith in science just to do science. The fortunate part is we have peer reviews by scientists themselves to criticize every single thing in researches. However some fields are still totally messed up from the beginning.

[@kathybrem880]

@@LittleRadicalThinkerprove it

[@Trabantoslaw]

Of course you need a lot of faith to believe in so-called "sCiEnCe". If in doubt, ask yourself if you have ever seen a flu virus with your own eyes.

[@LittleRadicalThinker]

@@kathybrem880 That would be easy. Light travels in vacuum at the speed of 300k km/s, how do you scientists know that? Specifically, how do they know light won’t travel faster in some part of vacuum and slower in some other part?

[@jontijerina3340]

Maybe faith is the wrong word for it, but I do think that an honest study of science requires us to know that there are things about the world which are beyond our comprehension and/or ability to comprehend. Noam Chomsky, one of the worlds most famous scientists and most cited scholars said that “we’re not angels”, and that like any organism there must be limits to our knowledge.

[@adrian_9951]

This channel rocks. My newly out friend (whos been in 30 years and woke up during covid) loves it too. Please keep doing this✊🏿 cringed when the beat kicked in on that second video

[@exjwpandatower]

Thank u!!

[@Eric_01]

The covid era really set a lot of people free. Strange how once you get away from those ridiculous meetings that their entire belief system falls apart.

[@angel._princess]

I really can't believe it, I'm so worried about the children jeova's witnesses, they don't have a childhood and live in fear. :(

[@janicehussock7735]

Me. So many other children and teens are destroyed by these men. Bullies in bad suits.

[@DiosanXaquerry]

I suffered when that was my fate in that "faith" ...

[@kbbrown8154]

My husband was a JW. He decided to do an unalive in January. I despise this religion.

[@janicehussock7735]

@@kbbrown8154 sorry. Heart breaking

[@ChiChiLee-vd1mg]

You have a right to worry. I was raised in it, did not have a normal childhood because of the jw. As an adult, I now have depression and an anxiety disorder. My social skills stink.

[@silliest_gooose]

When I heard the words 'jw tiktok account' I immediately thought of Stephen Lett drinking a grimace shake.

[@miuki2721]

He ended up in Heresy.

[@itsabutton45]

Can he do the cinnamon challenge

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

How to make the brainrot even worse.

[@re16in]

How pertinent is it that the 35 year old teenagers talking about faith are from Norway

[@BeavisMcThe]

I'm glad you pointed that out, I hadn't noticed, but it is interesting 😉

[@TheImprovised]

When the girl said the whole class stayed to watch her cartoon, I immediately thought: And then everybody clapped.

[@re16in]

@@TheImprovisedlol I'm sure 5 students wanted a Bible study after watching that video!

[@davidhill8565]

Worshipping Jehovah of Watchtower is like worshipping Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea.

[@COS947-o2t]

Imagine if Jehovah was a real life person.

[@SprigPlantar3728]

At least big old Kimmy is a real person

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Yeah, I'm surprised a lot of them don't consider it idolatry. It seems like they worship the watch tower more than god 😅

[@Eric_01]

I'm actually a little surprised that JWs eat any cake at all. Surprised they haven't demonized the desert entirely.

[@alans.wendelschafer6588]

🤫 Don't give them any ideas for "Nu Lite ™."

[@johnynoway9127]

are there any JW in the desert?

[@terrorizingtheturbine]

Let them eat cake 😂

[@LilyWighton]

I believe it's spelled 'dessert' in this context.

[@ryaneakins7269]

I've learned a valuable lesson from Rebekah. If I want a wife, I should just walk into a Kingdom Hall, point at the prettiest one there, and tell her father that Jehovah has commanded her to marry me. Can’t fail!

[@imjonathan6745]

this is the way

[@McSenkel]

Don't forget to bring your camel.

[@AudreeRobinson]

@@imjonathan6745That’s the only way! I don’t know how people of other religions do it 💀

[@ChiChiLee-vd1mg]

@@ryaneakins7269 🤣🤣

[@NoemieC413]

In high school, I had a friend who went to a VERY, um... Interesting Pentecostal church. The youth pastor had told the parents of a fellow church member that he has a dream that God said he should marry her, and her parents gave permission and they were married soon after.... Now comes the worst part of the cringe.... At the time of their marriage, this youth pastor was 22... His bride to be? 16. And for context, this was in 1999/2000

[@Mr.Watermelon3]

“Babe wake up, it’s Saturday morning cartoon propaganda :)”

[@cameaman]

XD

[@davidhill8565]

I am evil in the eyes of Jehovah’s Witnesses, but I’m a good person in the eyes of outsiders.

[@alexv3372]

Same here

[@HiyokoSaionji-v8w]

Same XD

[@NightmareRex6]

hell A fire and fartstone/brimstone hell B worshipping a God that can read your midn and will fling you to hell MOMENT think "wow hes kinda crazy" EVEN innocenrly. hell C : nihillity. i want NOT A B OR C! but if HAVE to have one guess will take B then C then A last.

[@fourstones1860]

my timbers have officially been shivered

[@loneshewolf74]

As a kid I felt alienated enough without the belief that just touching birthday cake would make Jehovah "sad".

[@Tigressvanah02]

I ate tf out of that cake and it would make me feel guilty afterwards but I didn't care enough to decline when offered. 😂

[@NightmareRex6]

i just dont want jehiva to fling me into hell or nihillity for petty "sins"

[@frostysnoman9091]

It's disgusting how they use Disney-style animation and outro music to draw in kids who are drawn to Disney films

[@definitivamenteno-malo7919]

Absolutely, that girl is completely ripped off from that girl who turns into a giant red panda, they just made her afroamerican lmao lazy fucks😂

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

But for them, Disney is Satanic.

[@johnynoway9127]

idk which one is worse... the new Đisney or the JW

[@Mab_the_Destroyer]

​@@johnynoway9127The new Disney has been letting the Jehovah's Witnesses cult members to solicit/proselytize their religious beliefs in the Downtown Disney district, as of the 13th of May, 2024, which is the last time I'll be going there! Ruined My day. I was already on the fence about the Disney from recent years but that was absolutely the last straw.

[@ladyflea3105]

This movie inspired me to get my nose pierced. Praise Jehovah!

[@UndeadEggmiester]

I laughed hard when the girl was like " I told my teacher about my beliefs and he said" " why not tell the whole class about your religious beliefs in a science class". I am just like sure girl you can say that but we all know that bullshit.

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

Yeah... And later she says something like "People try to take away your faith and break it down" after she forced her religious indoctrination on her classmates and teacher, trying to take away what they have learned about evolution.

[@concamon1364]

I really can't believe how rapidly this channel has grown I remember when you only had like 3k subscribers Now you're legit one of the largest exjw platforms on any social media. Congrats bro 🔥

[@exjwpandatower]

Thank you 🙏🏽

[@floriansunbackyard]

I've lost the cringe challenge on the first film about Rebecca, it's just SO DISTURBING I can't even-

[@nablamakabama488]

Finally she has realised that sending her sister away with a weird stranger is the will of god. Praise Dzhehova. 😂

[@BooBooBugalugs]

Don't know about cringing, but I burst into tears at the music cartoon! I've been out for years but the jwchild inside me was screaming that she wanted to be a diamond and would try even harder to please Jehovah! It breaks my heart that kids are still being indoctrinated and broken, and never forget that it's 24/7 from pre-birth!

[@chanzbaldonadi4824]

How old are you?

[@HiyokoSaionji-v8w]

@@chanzbaldonadi4824you weird if your asking that

[@Uberman138-e3c]

As a catholic i'm suprised this cult is still allowed to oparate.

[@turkey4802]

It’s really sad they’re so big it counts as a religion now, something should’ve happened but the government can’t do anything about it. But I do know Greece does have a rule where you can’t knock on doors if it’s for preaching.

[@Dragon-s7h]

@@turkey4802w Greece

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Bro, careful what you say. You guys are also hella' weird.

[@turkey4802]

@@SleepyMatt-zzz Erm what are you talking about...

[@Lisa-x3n5x]

I'm an ex Catholic and studied with the witnesses. They're exactly the same. "Lord, I am not worthy..." they both teach us we are worth nothing. Gotta admit, though, JW beats the micks hands down with their disfellowshipping.

[@k2tt_l3]

Ive been watching your videos for the past week or so, very recently. And I gotta say your commentary, the insights and just the editing for comedic effect at times is just amazing. Thank you for giving me such an insight on this cult like religion 😭😂 Saludosssss

[@cygnustsp]

9th grade biology, the teacher began the class with "some people will try to tell you that everything was created the way it is now, you should know that is BULLSHIT." Of course i laughed but i was a Jehovah-Kid so i did the work but didn't think twice about it, it was just school work. had a super popular hot blonde 10th grader next to me who ended up liking me and i did nothing about it. Thanks Jehovah.

[@t0m_mcc]

Maybe she liked you because you didn't try anything on :)

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

If you shot your shot she might have said: "Oh, you're so sweet and cute. Let's be friends."

[@cygnustsp]

@@auditordoscientosveintitre5545 the truth hurts

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Teacher sounded based 😎

[@Queenolgi1]

I believed I do not deserve to live. I only deserve to live if I obey them. This is traumatic. I was depressed! All my past I believed not to deserve to live and be loved.

[@Linaa.bajm7]

I really hope you are doing better:( you deserve to heal

[@ThatWomanJezebel]

On the 5 Questions brochure- can you please do a video showing the misquotes and the straw man arguments? I love how you approach stuff scholarly/intelligently - and still insert jokes that make me laugh.

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

Some of the sources might be very hard to find. They used not really well known scientists mostly for example

[@bytejourneycodes]

Not wanting to provide someone with life saving blood must be the most opposite of Jesus behaviour that ever existed, followed by a close second of shunning someone into non existence for having different beliefs than yourself.

[@susancorbett8155]

My son had major surgery four weeks ago and had to have multiple (30+)blood transfusions. It was a repeat of a procedure he had done eight years ago. That time he nearly died due to blood loss so this time the surgical team were well prepared. I cannot understand the cruelty of not allowing a life saving action.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Apparently they thought it was a form of cannibalism, which is a bit of a stretch. I don't think ancient Jews knew what blood types were, let alone anything about blood back in the day 😂

[@dragon1011dk]

"..The bell rang but EVERYONE stayed and watched (my propaganda movie, in School? FUCK NO)" She should h:ave ended it with "And everyone clapped" I cringed at 18:45!

[@DarksoulAndDarkKnight_]

Yeah I know, right? While everything else is a clear sign of that story being complete bullshit, that bit there was the part where I lost it. I am a current high schooler, and I can say that everyone in that class would have immediately left at the ring of the bell.

[@AbigayleFall-sp3wt]

Those poor people :( you can literally see that there is no soul left behind their eyes 💔

[@KatyCupcakes]

Because the org owns their soul and told them they don’t have one

[@alexv3372]

@@KatyCupcakes ok that’s just terrifying

[@HiyokoSaionji-v8w]

@@alexv3372but true

[@robbiehasnobones]

the kicker for me is that gay marriage is not allowed but marrying your cousin is totally cool!

[@allisonmarie7678]

Both my cousins are married to each other and he's a elder n she a pioneer, yuk

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

Everything is nice when it remains within the family. 🙃

[@alexv3372]

@@allisonmarie7678 wtf😨

[@avaarrow7478]

And remember, kids, it's cool because the ancient egyptian pharaohs did it! Wait... uh...

[@rennoc6478]

@@allisonmarie7678sweet home Alabama

[@JohnDoe-hu5cc]

0:05 Well, he took care of him

[@ExJwMJ]

That little cartoon man reminds me of Lego. The way he jumps

[@cygnustsp]

4:50 work ourselves to life? Man the bornagains are gonna have a field day with that one.

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

'Thinking ability' , wright channels, 'work to life, etc... My goodness, this broadcast contains a truck load of loaded language!😳

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

Only marry a guy if he's your cousin and heir of a rich cattle holder.

[@ImNotThatGuyFr]

I like how yt keeps reccomending this guy to me

[@Eric_01]

SUBSCRIBE

[@axuwu6939]

I don’t get why science and religion are treated like they can’t coexist. I’m atheist-ish, but like, even from my perspective, shouldn’t science make a religious person believe MORE in a creator? Science is incredible! Evolution is fascinating! Is it that much of a stretch for a religious person to believe that evolution was guided and shaped by the hand of a creator? I know there are plenty of people who have their religious faith *because* of science, not *despite* it. If something as simple as a scientific fact is enough to shatter the foundations of a person’s faith, if the only way to hold to their beliefs is by denying everything that makes them ask a question, that faith is weak. Because it’s not faith. It’s blindness.

[@rhymerlegend2717]

I am one of those Christian’s. It doesn’t matter how God created the world for me, it’s about the fact that He did create it. God is God. I can’t understand Him, but I find science being proof that God exists

[@MtheBarbarian]

Canonically, Rebekah was between 3 and 14 years old. Isaac was 40. Let that sink in.

[@gatewoodanimations9753]

🤢

[@blank4502]

The Bible often records events, but not always times. In addition, the message of her birth took who knows how long to arrive, thus time may have passed.

[@SurprisedBluebonnetFlowe-ng4fx]

Although we don't know how old she was I'm sure she wasn't 3 years old 😮

[@johnynoway9127]

​@@SurprisedBluebonnetFlowe-ng4fxto be fair... in ye olden times kids were often married young

[@Regigigas_YT]

@@blank4502 Not enough time for her to be 18 that's for sure.

[@dennis07reyes]

10:30 "there's no record that she saw her family ever again", that is actually very disturbing given the context of how she left.

[@Mkkn-ip1kb]

I hope south park makes a special about this religion and makes fun it

[@timjohnson511]

I’ve been waiting and wondering… it HAS to come! Lol

[@Eric_01]

The funniest part of that is how many JWs actually love South Park and then would have to boycott it. But, some wouldn't. 👹

[@GateKeeper_Systems]

they did it with scientology

[@croutonwoman3730]

I love South Park and that would be amazing

[@Eric_01]

@@GateKeeper_Systems and that's why Chef is gone. Isaac Hayes is a scientologist. Fun fact. 😁

[@jblask2]

Girl rejects birthday cake and probably hurt that kid's feelings. Nice going jw lol

[@Isaiah-g3t]

Love your videos! I watched almost all of them

[@exjwpandatower]

thank you!

[@Zequisity]

Sameeee

[@peterevans884]

What always gets me is that Jews were forbidden to say the name of god, especially a name that didn't actually exist until the 13th Century

[@definitivamenteno-malo7919]

It was most likely pronounced "Yahu" like "Yah - Who", if you wonder

[@KahlessTheUnforgettable]

As a Jew I’d just like to point out a couple of things: the name of God (in this context) has existed for far longer than the 13th century. During the time of the 2nd Temple is when uttering God’s name became taboo (but NOT forbidden) as it was okay to say his name on Day of Atonement. Sometime around the destruction of Jerusalem, the true pronunciation of the name was lost. What was created in the 13th century was the Tetragrammaton; which is in many ways a placeholder theonym for the original pronunciation that has been lost. Far earlier Jews even had a Trigrammaton (YHW) which almost certainly was them developing a similar concept.

[@zoeb3573]

​@@definitivamenteno-malo7919I heard that in Mario's voice in my head

[@seansimons1257]

you find a perfectly smooth stone in the river; you know that to polish a stone so perfectly you must need a polisher oh wait? we know the mechanisms by which stones are smoothed in rivers? it's almost as if we know and are researching further methods by which life and precursors to life can form and become more complicated.

[@itzminty_leafx]

the kids stayed during break? bro.. this has to be fake. WHAT TEENAGERS STAY IN BREAK IN THE CLASS.

[@stormingchaos12]

3:00 if you have to convince yourself that your god’s advice is the right advice, then it probably isn’t.

[@marcelthoma8890]

The beauty of creation... And than God created tape worms, ticks, poisonous plants, lead(II) acetate (sweet but toxic)... oh no, this is because of sin, or satan, or demons, or all of the three ones together.

[@emmasmith2136]

18:33 "But everyone stayed in the classroom to watch the video" BULL. SHIT. 🤣

[@LarsPallesen]

Yeah, being offered a piece of birthday cake. That's some hardcore persecution right there.

[@alicedowntherabbithole6456]

Excellent as always. Wonder where they got the camels from?

[@kathybrem880]

Rent-a-camel

[@Mess_of_a_Maniac]

I like that you said believing in a creator and evolution isn’t mutually exclusive because I believe animals still evolved over time because earth has changed over time! I’m Christian btw

[@rhymerlegend2717]

Same! We aren’t God. Who knows how God did it. It could have been evolution, maybe not. All that matters is that HE created the world.

[@Mess_of_a_Maniac]

@@rhymerlegend2717 exactly!

[@Myeko2190]

Okay idk if that jehovah kid was twisting his teacher's words, but to be fair, it's very disrespectful to not take into account other people's beliefs. When MY science teacher taught evolution, she said "This is just about the theory of evolution. We're not going into which theory or belief is correct, we're just gonna talk about what the theory of evolution is and how it works." Which I think is the only way to teach evolution to a group of kids with different religious backgrounds.

[@kathybrem880]

Only reality should be taught in school, no mention of mythology is necessary

[@janicehussock7735]

@@Myeko2190 no. Only evolution is correct. It is a'rare black or white issue. You think the stories actually happened? Please.

[@ucanliv4ever]

If you can't believe your own eyes you are blind. Where are all the missing links?

[@dancingnature]

@janicehussock7735 , I’ve got a biology degree . Evolution is a FACT of nature that we understand so well that we use the theories in medical research especially natural selection and common ancestry. One example is the use of pig and cow insulin for human diabetics which only stopped during the 1980s ! There are many many many more examples of how we use evolution to solve human ills and have done so for the past 120 years.

[@ucanliv4ever]

I can't see my comments

[@Pharrar]

They always make the ancient Israelites white. Idk how none of the black jw don’t notice that they never ever cast Jesus or any of the angels as anything other then white men… and they never find that suspicious

[@JDragonweezy]

They don’t care. Even tho they do it to please the “worldly” white audience, bc if it was black angels or more representation they’d turn off a lot of ppl

[@heathergriggs4463]

They really don't, I have asked some.

[@janicehussock7735]

@@Pharrar they let blacks and Hispanics in. Public pr. Behind the scenes, racist. Look at GB and helpers vs. Demographics. Here in NJ people are floored that a white person can be one. They do nothing to develop and encourage above a lackey level.

[@stacyato]

I cringed when he said “welcome to jw broadcasting!” That sentence brings back the terrible memories of younger me trying to not to sleep during family study

[@William_Afton2002]

I take the same road to work and I always pass by a JW Kingdom Hall and every time I see the JW logo I always think of Stephen Lett saying: “BAHHHH!”

[@Doodle128]

In that last one, if they replaced the fireplace behind the little guy with a realistic stock footage one, it would be right at home on adult swim

[@Bulrok92]

Damn, this time I lost fairly quickly. "Praise Jehovah" was just too much to bear.

[@detroitpolak9904]

Sundays as a Catholic kid: Me: I don’t wanna go to church… Dad: Oh, you’re going…but we’re leaving right after communion so we’re home in time for kickoff…

[@Eyes-bv9sx]

Very Christian. My local church has moved service to 4pm because they can't be arsed waking up early

[@detroitpolak9904]

@@Eyes-bv9sx No, Catholics are just in touch with the world. Born again Christians only want to be in safe, like-minded cliques, which is the opposite of what Jesus did.

[@rhymerlegend2717]

@@detroitpolak9904are you sure that’s not backwards?

[@detroitpolak9904]

@@rhymerlegend2717 12:00 mass. 1:00 kickoff. Those 10 extra minutes after communion were essential. Don’t understand the backwards thing. Doesn’t make sense.

[@funtime_omega7781]

Ah yes, just me, my eggs, my orange juice, and some good ole' Saturday morning cartoon propaganda

[@katwitanruna]

My grandfather pointed out that God’s days are not ours and being all-powerful can absolutely create using evolution.

[@mxnjones]

This is absolutely the same idea I had when I was a faithful Christian.

[@jontijerina3340]

Personally (and I mean no disrespect to anyone) I think that a god who allows the horrors we’re seeing in the world to go on, to prove a cosmic point is a psychopath and not someone I’d ever be interested in serving-even if they did exist.

[@Neku628]

Seeing the donkey in the background in the opening, I was just thinking that the donkey was going to start talking like in that bible story where God made a donkey talk just to stop some prophet from cursing the Israelites.

[@definitivamenteno-malo7919]

Best thing about that story is that there's actually no mention of god being the one making the donkey talk, but that the donkey itself talked just like the Eden snake talked with no devil involved neither

[@TheBlasphemite]

stuff like this always makes me thankful i was raised in a secular family.

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

Amazing, avoid debt and do not go after material possessions. TELL THAT TO LOONEY LETT AND HIS HALF A MILLION MALIBU MANSION.

[@ucanliv4ever]

Half a million doesn't buy a mansion in Malibu. You got your wires crossed

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

@@ucanliv4ever really would you like to see the documents, he bought it with his brother. You know nothing mate. This cult is full of lies. Watchtower has millions of shares in Raytheon, Rand, and lockheed martin. All these companies research and manufacture weapons of war. GO EDUCATE YOURSELF SUNSHINE. Btw Jw, i have watchtowers tax returns as proof. You are being lied to by these 9 egomaniacs.

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

@@ucanliv4ever live 4 ever what a joke. Prove the name jehovah was removed from the bible like your misgoverning body claim.

[@ucanliv4ever]

Serious? It even says so in the King James Version " everywhere LORD or GOD (all capitals) the original text read Jehovah. Not even apostates argue that.

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

@@ucanliv4ever looney lett bought it with his brother, get your facts checked. Whilst your at it look up lockheed marting, raytheon and rand, these 3 companies research and manufacture weapons of war. Your GB has millions of dollars in shares with them. So much for neutrality.

[@tittayajitpang5654]

I cringed when they talk about the glass bottle. It's so stupid LOL

[@peggyfillmore1971]

You know they said the same thing about comic books back in the 70s about how it would rot our brains

[@millriverfarm]

Great content keep it up 👍

[@WhyplayGaming]

Come to my master named Bater who craves the company of a young kind woman. Wow

[@mikeymike6047]

I'm not a believer myself, but I don't see why people want to see science and religion as polar opposites. What if the Bible is metaphorical in many places and God decided to create life through evolution?

[@kaioosaki3135]

I was missing that "Bahahahah~" and I thought it wasn't gonna show up this time until it popped up at the end. Never stop using it XD cracks me up every time!

[@JackMeoff46]

I lost it when that dude said “Jehover” lmao 💀

[@darh3375]

YOUNG girls AND servants/slaves fetched the households water …

[@anotparticularlynotableguy]

Shiver me timbers 😰😰

[@skittle.ace_therian]

wake up! exjw pandatower uploaded! wake up!

[@maxellaroe]

I know for me, I like to use the "Minecraft Theory" to explain my relationship with science-based faith. Mojang doesn't put every single little block in the game by hand, they're just the programmer. I don't think God(s) are up there playing puppet-show with everything, I think that we're griefing their Minecraft server and they're starting to get fed up with it.

[@maroxesen1]

Making the world blue and sad at 24:00 is actually evil. A hideous example of "us vs them" complex.

[@JanVogelgesang]

Funny story. I have been an absolute dinosaur geek from a very young age. One day, I found a children's Bible on our book shelf. At this point, I could neither read nor had formed an opinion on religion yet. I did know, however, that the Bible was supposed to tell us about how the world had been created. When I saw that the first chapter did not have any pictures of dinosaurs, but of humans instead, I immediately lost interest in Christianity and put that book right back on the shelf.

[@William_Afton2002]

Wait so Rebecca basically got kidnapped right? That line she never saw her family again or that their is no record of that felt kinda telling and creepy

[@ollievendor7413]

It's exactly what women often talk about. "You can't smile or be nice to a random man or he might hurt you." And in the Bible, she wasn't a young woman, she was a child. So a young girl made the mistake of being kind to a man and was never seen or heard from again.

[@zulunovenber]

The song in the animated music video is giving "Arise and Shine Forth" from when I was growing up in the Mormon church.

[@easiersaidwithmeg]

Omg im freaking out I was watching this video riding passenger and I look up and see the first Kingdom Hall I’ve ever seen

[@KeithBryantOfficial]

Cringed at this part 8:34 because as a pimo, my pimi mother wanted me to marry a cult member but it'll never happen because of 2 reasons: 1.) Too many old people/boomers 2.) The cult themselves made me so very introverted because of how they made me isolated

[@Hellothere123-bi6ou]

i love u panda tower!

[@Kqvikko]

"That's how people end up in trafficking- Oh, shit." I love that line, the comedic timing was truly perfect.

[@HitchcockJohn]

When did Watchtower get all Scottish?

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

Praise Jehovah bleah i vomitted in my mouth.

[@notthemama7296]

The issue with the "Cringe Challenge" is I regularly attended meetings for 27 years since I was born. I hardly ever cringe anymore at these because I was desensitized to it, I sneer in disgust but rarely cringe. 16:16 Break open a geode, it is beautiful, all natural and can be used as a container for water.

[@maireadmcgrath7484]

Sent a text message to my teacher. Damn that caught me off guard, just seems wildly in appropriate, why would you have your teachers number.

[@SUSH1BOY]

IM A DEVOTE CATHOLIC AND I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE BELEIVES ITHE EARTH IS 5000

[@bookwrmxoxo5105]

You pray to ceramic action figures? Bro stand up.

[@SUSH1BOY]

@@bookwrmxoxo5105 wdym

[@blazergamer6425]

​@@bookwrmxoxo5105to be fair they're not praying to plastic beads they are using it as a tool and speaking through it, kinda like when you use a phone you're not speaking at the phone you're speaking through the phone to the person on the other side of it or at least thats how it was explained to me. (I am not Catholic)

[@UrLocalHellspawn]

“You’re probably the only person in the class thinking that’s wrong” MY WHOLE ENTIRE CLASS IS CHRISTIAN, AND IM HELLINISTIC PAGAN 😔

[@pataplan]

That watering scene: Camels... Toes... Camels... Toes... I see you, Watchtower! 👀

[@BeavisMcThe]

😂😂😂

[@croutonwoman3730]

Catholic here! A lot of people in my faith don’t believe in evolution, but personally I do. For starters all of the fossil and DNA evidence is too much to not acknowledge. My science teacher (not religious so I don’t think she has biases religious/non religious people) she said something interesting, she said that all of our human DNA dates back thousands of years to one woman (who was ofc a monkey since we weren’t evolved yet) they do believe that there was other women but we all date back to one. I found that cool because in my head I was thinking “Eve” but again, I could be wrong too. If people could tell me there theories that would be great and it’s fine if you don’t agree. It’s just I find it funny that people think that religion and evolution can’t co-exist

[@chromographia106]

Your teacher would have been referring to 'Mitochondrial Eve'. All people inherit mitochondrial DNA from their mothers. So everyone has an unbroken matrilineal descent from her. She is estimated to have lived about 100-200kya, so she would have been a recognisable Homo Sapiens like us (at least anatomically). Other hominin species were alive at the time. There is a similar concept of 'Y-chromosome Adam', where Y-chromosome inheritance is inherited through an unbroken patrilineal line. He almost certainly did not live at the same time and/or place as Mitochondrial Eve. Wiki says 237-580kya. In both cases, there were other people alive at the time, but their Y-chromosome or Mitochondrial DNA hasn't survived. Y-chromosome and Mitochondrial DNA are very useful for geneticists because they change very little over many generations. The number of possible ancestors increases exponentially into the past, even though human population was far smaller. This is due to distant relatives having kids. Eventually we reach a point where one person appears in everyone's family tree. All ancestors before that are identical. And this happens just a couple thousand years ago, depending on how much mixing you assume. Any person who lived before about 10000 years ago is either an ancestor of everyone alive today or has no living descendants (even a tiny amount of mixing in this timeframe allows isolated communities to be included). Similarly as with the above concepts, the most recent common ancestor of all humans alive today wasn't alone, but the other humans of their time have no living descendants. There are other common ancestors, such as that of hominins (including modern humans and extinct species like Neanderthals) and Chimpanzees (and Bonobos). They would have lived between 8-10 million years ago.

[@croutonwoman3730]

@@chromographia106 thank you for more info! I find evolution a really interesting topic and I didn’t know these things before.

[@dancingnature]

@croutonwoman3730, there are about 26 protohuman ancestors and cousins that are not chimps . Most laymen only know about Lucy ( Australopithecus afarensis) and Neanderthals ( Homo neanderthensis) . KZbinr Gutsick Gibbon is a primate anthropologist and can give you a lot ( I mean A LOT ) of detailed info about primate evolution!

[@rossini138]

I thought that was the whole point of old-earth creationism - giving things like evolution time to happen. If JWs believe in an old earth, what was happening during all those billions of years?

[@SoroNekoNyaa]

2:53 lost thinking about a ‘dance for jehova’ tiktok trend

[@BudgieFan101]

Tok to Jehovah 😂

[@pedromain]

the twearky amongus just killed me. hahaha your channel must be protected at all cost.

[@616imhotep]

And what thinking ability is going to protect the witnesses from the governing body?

[@Amatt0]

I'm really glad I don't have to be like Jesus: I enjoy eating with clean hands, I don't want to demand people to leave their families just to follow me, I don't like confusing people with parables, and I don't think it's a good argument to call others hypocrites whenever I'm questioned.

[@junjunjamore7735]

"He then asked if it was okay if I showed the video to class." Is where I laughed. As if biology teachers teaching evolution hasn't heard every variations of this arguments.

[@Linus-j4f]

I love how when you make your head a skull, it’s not a person one, it’s a red panda one

[@CdnPIMO]

I wonder if anyone ever thinks to themselves “you know… If a person is praying for something for 10 years, perhaps Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on the door was just a coincidental occurrence given the fact that she’s always praying and a lot of things can occur over a 10 year period.. “ Maybe if the Mormons showed up, she would’ve said that about the Mormons

[@tdssupport5064]

what...is with...the nose rings

[@blindovision]

You think maybe, then just hear me out here, just maybe there is no record of Rebecca ever seeing her family again because there is no record of Rebecca outside the Bible? Or even after this parable? You think maybe you would see that it was fake? Or just a story? No, it must be inspired by God. LMAO

[@ucanliv4ever]

Tell that to a billion muslims and Jews and see how far you get

[@kafei-creme]

It's actually so funny that for their 2D cartoon they use a style similar to Steven Universe for the backgrounds (the dusky skies especially)

[@Maxi-wp7xd]

14:02 HE'S TURNING SELF AWARE

[@benfox1462]

That girl that interviewed about the creation stuff was saying how she could look around and see all the beautiful things that God had made and that that made her believe in God. What about all the horrible things that exist on this life like cancer in children or or other diseases or anything that makes people suffer? If he's such a loving God then why did he create all that stuff too if he created everything he had to create the good and the bad what kind of a sick being would do that?

[@morningglory9288]

That's easy. The true God of divine love created all life and everything that's beautiful. Jehovah/Yahweh/Satan created illnesses, cancer, poisonous snakes and everything evil as he was the one who rebelled in heaven, was cast out down to earth where he became the devil. He is the highest over the earth Psalms 83:18 and the ruler of the world 1 John 5:19

[@benfox1462]

@@morningglory9288 and God lets him do this stuff. He's just as guilty

[@morningglory9288]

@benfox1462 the true God of divine love is a feminine entity or spirit. She is powerless to control the devil as the prophesy in Genesis 3:15 has seen the devil Jehovah/Yahweh recover from the figurative blow to his heal after Jesus rebuked the Hebrews/Israelites for worshipping their father the devil. After Jesus' death, false religion, prophets and doctrines had made a full comeback where all glory, honor and worship has gone back to the devil mainly through false religious enterprises. The woman or true God of divine love was struck figuratively in her head, likened to a death blow, and is powerless at this stage to revert this world back to its original condition and creation. It was once filled with peace love and harmony among humans and animals that at a time once existed. Genesis 1:1-31