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@Hams2go5 ай бұрын
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@561Nardo5 ай бұрын
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@caveworld78495 ай бұрын
Spiffing!
@Irobert1115HD5 ай бұрын
why does this sound like childrens tv?`oh sorry my bad. i actually forgot that it is childrens tv.
@Irobert1115HD5 ай бұрын
@Thewhiskers45 KJV?
@Pootycat83595 ай бұрын
I recently heard an old saying: "The sheep spends his whole life afraid of the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd."
@doginhat135 ай бұрын
I am stealing that
@Pootycat83595 ай бұрын
Be my guest. I didn't originate it, so I hold no copyright to it. But beware! My understanding is that it's a very old African saying. Those Natives have powerful Ju-Ju! So, I recommend sacrificing a chicken to Papa Damballah, to give thanks for using it. Of course, you get to eat the chicken...
@murph84115 ай бұрын
@@Pootycat8359unfortunately there aren’t many chickens for sale here unless they’re already dead. Do you think a sparrow would suffice or is there a conversion rate from sparrows to chickens?
@doginhat135 ай бұрын
@@Pootycat8359 if I get cursed by a demon at least I won't be lonely
@Pootycat83595 ай бұрын
On average, chickens weigh about 6.67 times as much as sparrows. So, I think seven sparrows would probably be a suitable offering>
@Newpop95 ай бұрын
I love how we learn how the Bible is timeless and Jehovah is always right but they're making corporate changes every second based on the public opinion
@ismaelsilveira23165 ай бұрын
It's almost like they don't care about what "Jehovah" teaches but they care about how much money they can make. But that can't possibly be true
@robertgrey61015 ай бұрын
@newpop False prophesies from Charles Taze Russell's 1914 through to "Stay alive to '75". Blood issue: Particles O. K. Conscience thing. Whole blood verboten!! Organ Transplants: O. K. if your conscience not bothered. Dress code: Charles Taze Russell had a beard. Beards acceptable until "Judge" Rutherford. Now beards back in vogue. DISFELLOWSHIPPING: RUSSELL'S time a different approach to handling percieved wrong doers. Nathan Homer Knorr "Get out you sinner". Would Jesus have done such conduct ?? The Witches tower of Sins has NO continuity of teachings thus NO solid ground to stand on.
@TmHasuSnow5 ай бұрын
@@ismaelsilveira2316jehovas witnesses don’t even care about God whatsoever or making people happy. They just want to control people and it’s so sad
@extraterrestrial42875 ай бұрын
@@ismaelsilveira2316we learned that the Bible is timeless and that agrees with scientific fact..... but that was just a lie. The Bible does not agree with established scientific fact. On the very first page of the Bible in the first chapter of Genesis it states something so absurd that it is shocking to realize this now. There it says that God separated the water with a VOID. Separated it to water above the void and water below the void. Some translations use the word firmament, expanse, or vault but it all means the same as void. To the water below the void, God gather to its place so that dry land would appear in its midst- Land and Sea. God called the void HEAVEN. So according to the Bible's definition of heaven, if you jump up into the air or you jump off of your roof you are briefly in heaven. Heaven is the space between Earth and all that water up there. The Bible says that birds and angels fly through midheaven. It also says that when it rains, that is God opening the floodgates of heaven, obviously to let some of that upper water rain down upon us. Psalms 148.4 mentions the water above heaven. And Genesis goes on to state that God created two great lights, one by day and one by night, and also the stars and he placed them IN THE VOID. He also created birds to fly ACROSS THE VOID. The Bible writers and people of that time had no idea that Earth was a spherical planet which revolved around the Sun in a solar system with other planets. They didn't even know what a planet was. All they knew is that there was a sun and a moon and stars in the sky and that they were just lights like lamps placed there by God. With beliefs such as that, it is no wonder that medieval paintings depicted angels sitting upon the clouds. It wasn't only until the last few centuries with inventions of telescopes and other scientific discoveries that we began to understand Earth's relationship to the cosmos. So when you go outside on a clear day and you look up and see all that blue, keep in mind that the Bible writer and people of that time thought that was an ocean of water up there ABOVE the sun moon stars birds and angels.
@AbdulRahimGreen5 ай бұрын
Who wrote the Bible? The Bible is a man made book. Written by several unknown sources. Therefore it can't be authenticated if we don't know who wrote it. It blows my mind how people just "assume" the Bible must be the word of God. NO! The word of God must be unchanged and must come from a prophet of God. We have no idea who even wrote the Bible. What we do know however is that the the Bible was written by an unknown source, decades after Jesus life, in a language he didnt even speak. The Bible is no more the word of God than elmo. The Quran however came directly from Muhammed and has never EVER been changed...and that's a historical fact whether you believe in it or not.
@juztnlast9535 ай бұрын
Zoe knows Jehovah loves her as much as mom does, but Zoe might have to shun her mom someday if her mom displeases Jehovah's organization. Ironic.
@slaviyaguch20905 ай бұрын
I’m ukrainian, and I have never ever heard name “Pablo” in my country
@titanomachy22175 ай бұрын
Slavic Pablo protec this whole area Pablo attac Russian soldiers But mostly Pablo appear in JW propaganda
@АлександрАнаньев-н9с5 ай бұрын
I suppose that was their variation for "Pavlo".maybe because they misread cyrillic version of it ПаВло- PaBlo
@Bob-b7x6v5 ай бұрын
Pavel, pronounced Pawel.
@KnockinOnYourDoor5 ай бұрын
Somebody really butchered the translation of the names then. 💀
@deathdrivesapontiac5 ай бұрын
Be safe ❤🇺🇦
@Kyrsta-q2t5 ай бұрын
0% faith, 100% corporate benefit
@numinous1235 ай бұрын
Faith is belief without logical reason for that belief. It's even worse when there's a corporate benefit behind it like the JW, Catholic Church, Mormons and others.
@lynxurfriend4214 ай бұрын
? Faith specifically in God means to trust in God given God's reliable character, not without evidence. Many people think God exists given the historical evidence of jesus and other events that occured in the bible, but not all these people have faith in God. But yeah it is quite pathetic that this is what people think a church looks like and willfully give them their money like that can please God somehow. Def a shame
@numinous1234 ай бұрын
@@lynxurfriend421Really? What's reliable about "him"? And how do you know it's a HE? Seems kinda sexist to assume.
@vfrank2225 ай бұрын
The governing body never lies except when it does ✔️
@charrua595 ай бұрын
Their lies has caught up with them. But they dont seem to notice that. Think there's not much to do about this people. They have lost all senses
@anastasiashpyt5 ай бұрын
I'm a Ukrainian exJW. While there's no name "Pablo", we have "Pavlo" (with the stress on "o"). Also, nobody would stop that young woman from fleeing the war. While it's expected to help in some way, at least by donating money, no one will know you don't do it unless you tell it yourself. And surely you won't be persecuted by not doing so. The only way to get persecuted is by directly helping the russian army
@LilithLiberated3 ай бұрын
Yeah, that seemed so contrived. Especially given that she’s with her mother and I think grandmother like oh I’m gonna help my elderly relative escape the war… not a glamorous job but definitely one deserving respect.
@bytejourneycodes5 ай бұрын
I literally forgot which religion you can shave or not shave. Imagine God caring about something like this.
@bbzellner5 ай бұрын
If I remember right only certain people such as Sampson were commanded not to shave touch dead stuff ect
@shadegreen53515 ай бұрын
YHWH cares. Not shaving is one of the 613 laws of the Hebrew scriptures. There were a few laws on the shaving of hair and beard but those were in regard to mourning or oath taking.
@RagyRagd0ll5 ай бұрын
@@shadegreen5351 The bible itself never states anything about beards being wrong. And even IF it said beards are wrong... Why did god even make it so we could have beards in the first place?
@norrecvizharan11774 ай бұрын
@@RagyRagd0ll It's the same logic as him giving people sex drives while simultaneously saying it's a sin to engage in it, or making food taste good while ostracizing anybody who eats more than the average person. At worst, it's a cheap excuse for their god to consider everyone inherently sinful, and at best it's a completely illogical form of thinking.
@ArrantPrac5 ай бұрын
"I've been staring at this painting during boring meetings for 30 years and this is the deepest interpretation I could come up with."
@ArrantPrac5 ай бұрын
Hmm now I'm wondering how much time Lett has spent staring at this painting and making sheep sounds in his head.
@Up_Reidon5 ай бұрын
Bye bye, little sheep
@PastaMaster1155 ай бұрын
@@ArrantPrac Ba-a-a-a-a
@BudgieFan1015 ай бұрын
Jehovah does NOT appoint Elders. There is no evidence of Jehovah doing so.
@deonsthumbring55115 ай бұрын
Self appointed
@freespirit38915 ай бұрын
@@deonsthumbring5511yep, voted in like "worldly" government.
@greyberet15 ай бұрын
And, by the way, there’s no evidence of jehovah even existing (except as a name invented by some asshole clergyman many centuries ago 😂).
@MrBingo-rv4mk5 ай бұрын
@@greyberet1YVHW
@lawrencerobinson99795 ай бұрын
No evidence of Jebus OR his deadbeat dad.
@BLARG095 ай бұрын
They so want to be persecuted. Ewww
@SurnaturalM5 ай бұрын
Yeah. It create a "us vs them" narrative so they can isolate their members even more.
@eabay21025 ай бұрын
Yes 😅😅it's like they're begging to be persecuted. But in reality, literally nobody cares. Everyone in the world is busy trying to survive this economy.
@gwentboy18455 ай бұрын
"To support the war" i love how intricate they are with the words, they dont say "to support our country" or "to support the army that fights for our freedom", "to support the country that is being illegally invaded", "to support THE END of the war" no no they say "to support the war" as if they were to say "if you fight for self-defence you support violence and persecution"
@Mantis-ti5ve2 ай бұрын
"Illegal invasion" lmao that's why it's an invasion bro, is there a legal, committee approved time when you are allowed to declare war?
@gwentboy18452 ай бұрын
@@Mantis-ti5ve ever heard of a Just War? Apparently not
@certifiedbasicbee5 ай бұрын
the Baaah moment of all time 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
@Gioizout245 ай бұрын
Bahhhh🐑
@caveworld78495 ай бұрын
The goat? The SHEEP! (Shittiest Human Ever Ever Procreated)
@mr.shades86475 ай бұрын
@@Gioizout24 goodbye little sheep...........
@daniallemmon54535 ай бұрын
I can’t anymore 😂 They sound EXACTLY like Mormon leaders, their tonality and everything 😂
@edakanari44085 ай бұрын
They really did, they looked at general conference and where like " we want that " take notes take notes ! , now we just need to wait for the JW choir
@Psycho-Ssnake2 ай бұрын
Stilted, constant questions that lead to them answering their own questions.
@zanric5 ай бұрын
"It's not saturday but it's still time for some cartoon propaganda" - ExJw Panda *Proceeds to premiere the video on saturday*
@bonniebrown55575 ай бұрын
I cringed when the guy opened his mouth and started his lies.
@andymuggloy69695 ай бұрын
2:16 And what's that hand motion?
@eugenelayton52315 ай бұрын
If Jehovah provides for all my needs then I don't have to give at the kingdom hall because Jehovah is providing for their needs too. It's a win/win situation. Now I can start saving for retirement. Thanks for pointing that out for me Watchtower.
@MarkSchneider-q6e5 ай бұрын
Exactly
@АшвафрейТрубилин5 ай бұрын
Russian audience here (sorry for my lamé English). Of course we don’t have the name Pablo here - nor in Russia, nor in Ukrain. It’s Pavel or Pasha in Russian, or Pavlo (not B - it’s clear V) in Ukrainian. And in later case the emphasis is always on the O- PavlO
@dansaikyo66645 ай бұрын
The funny thing about that cartoon is that actually does happen. My mom's whole family came into the untruth because after they came to the U.S., they couldn't go to the local Catholic Church for some reason (the story of why honestly never made any sense) so when Los Testigos showed up at the door, my abuelita let them study with my mom and her siblings so they'd at least have some sort of religious education... And... After my mom and all her siblings and cousins that immigrated with them converted, they kept hounding my abuelita until she finally caved and converted. And she was a true believer until she died. Like you said, those old-timers were built different. She was regular in the ministry all the way up until the end. The last conversation I had with her was her saying «Mijo, you have to go back to the meetings. Think of what your mother would have wanted. ¿Don't you want to see your mother again in the NewSystem™?» 🙄 I loved my grandmother, but the cult was the only thing she and my aunts and uncles focused on. Everything else was secondary.
@blossominginchrist5 ай бұрын
Do you believe in Jesus Christ not in a religion aspect tho?
@dansaikyo66645 ай бұрын
@@blossominginchrist No. I don't believe in the Bible at all. You can't have Jesus without also accepting Adam & Eve, Noah's Flood, or Joshua telling the Sun to stand still. You also can't have the New Testament without the moral problems of the Old Testament, which includes rules for selling your children as slaves, (including as concubines, a.k.a. sex slaves), and rules for how to properly engage in ethnic cleansing & racial discrimination or stone gay people to death. I'm not trying to be rude, just explaining why regardless of the JWs, I can never be a Christian.
@McSenkel2 ай бұрын
Sad to hear.
@thats_unknown5 ай бұрын
as someone who is slavic, I have never in my life met a Pablo.
@dollsie_lemon4 ай бұрын
Thank you I was looking for this 😭😭😭
@sharonwoodward77415 ай бұрын
I know at least 5 who got out of Ukraine. Many left when they had the chance and there was no aggression towards those who wanted to leave. The JWs keep on painting non JWs as evil and nasty...... So angry they did this.
@Nothing-ox7jc5 ай бұрын
As a Ukrainian the least they could have done is hire Ukrainian actors…deeply offensive to use our invasion as a way to sell their religion and cast a bad light towards the beautiful courageous citizens that chose to stay and fight for our home because without them the country and culture would cease to exist. Героям слава!
@lukespacewolf5 ай бұрын
Слава Україні
@Somedude202825 ай бұрын
Slava Ukrainia!
@elliesambrook59295 ай бұрын
All glory to Jesus@@lukespacewolf
@lukespacewolf5 ай бұрын
@@elliesambrook5929 no
@SomeBody-rm6hf5 ай бұрын
@@Somedude20282 Z
@Minty13375 ай бұрын
33:50 "imagine an ape signing their name or throwing a curve ball" chimps have been trained to do both, the limitation is not their "imperfect" hands, most ape hands are structurally almost identical to human hands, just with different proportions.
@dancingnature5 ай бұрын
Umm humans ARE great apes . Google Family Hominidae!
@davidreda12115 ай бұрын
Hmmmm, a painting of a shepherd with his flock in a field, hanging in the room where the GB meets ? Couldn't that be considered a "graven image?"
@lovefaith62855 ай бұрын
WTF?! That was a serious BULLSH!T statement they made! Wow!..........my elderly parents are so deeply brainwashed and it's good to know what's being said so I can bring up how they're pretty much worshiping men. Thank you for all you are doing!👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏👍💜
@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff5 ай бұрын
One day, all the Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses are going to say "Lord, lord, haven't we done great things in your name?" and God is going to respond to them with "I never knew you, depart from me at once!"
@KMStarner824 ай бұрын
This deserves more likes.
@fergap94385 ай бұрын
Why do they need to say that they don't lie and can be trusted?
@lisamarriott47325 ай бұрын
They are literally telling their members "wake up you are being a sheep" and we all know where sheep end up. The shepherd becomes their enemy and makes a lot of money out of them. I'd rather be a mountain goat and have more freedom. ❤
@tenacious39115 ай бұрын
"Pablo" is a variant of "Paul". It is not used in East Slavic languages, their variant is "Pavel".
@tana_ani4 ай бұрын
The right Ukrainian variant should be "Pavlo" (speaking as a Ukrainian myself. Not sure of the transcription to English though. But should be Pavlo)
@SavoyMaker95 ай бұрын
My mother was an mormon due to my grandparents she lost it when the elders kept nagging about how her hair was too "Man like" thank god neither her nor my grandparents are mormon anymore
@sundance88625 ай бұрын
If only Geoffrey Jackson had a fraction of the bravery of this Ukrainian teenage girl. At least she stood there and said what she believed. Despite what Gary Breaux said, Jackson lied like a rug when testifying. He didn’t speak out with fearlessness. When these videos infer that Jehovah will provide us the words with which to respond, it makes me laugh. If he didn’t provide adequate words for a Governing Body member when he was testifying before the entire world, guess that teaching has a zero in it.
@markweatherill5 ай бұрын
Gary Breaux certainly perjured himself in n Montana recently. I guess it's their natural language as predicted in Scripture
@Psycho-Ssnake2 ай бұрын
I'm new to this rabbit hole. Where should I start looking into these situations you're talking about?
@jasmineduran67315 ай бұрын
That shocked me when he referred to the governing body and himself as future kings. I actually got mad because Jesus is King. They're trying to be equal or above Jesus and it's infuriating. I wonder if there's some current JWs that found that weird. There has to be at least one.
@sherrylburgess34075 ай бұрын
Hush now and pass the koolaid.
@astridellehjmaale90305 ай бұрын
Yess! Thats a perfect reference!
@Psycho-Ssnake2 ай бұрын
Flavor-aide
@benfox14625 ай бұрын
They never lie??? So they are perfect men? Wow!
@keevan5 ай бұрын
I'm convinced! /s
@benfox14625 ай бұрын
@@keevan good luck with all that
@dawnsrayz5 ай бұрын
I believe there’s a scripture that even says all men are liars. lol. Bible teachers who don’t read the Bible.
@dysfunctionalthor47194 ай бұрын
@@dawnsrayz Jesus indicates it more than once that every human is sinful
@michele8695 ай бұрын
Okay, according to The Oracle (aka, Google), "Pavlo" is the Ukrainian version of the name "Pablo." I also finally figured out what these skits remind me of: Dhar Mann. The JW ones are better acted and better produced than Dhar Mann, but they all have an improbable situation that ends in a dubious little moral lesson. Anyway, I enjoy your videos. I'm so glad you got out. Keep up the good work!
@miuki27213 ай бұрын
Welcome to the Church of Google.
@sps63745 ай бұрын
Is it even *possible* NOT to cringe at the JW pop music videos ?!!! They get me everytime… I can’t take it
@opallunar5 ай бұрын
I cringe so hard I can feel it in my jawbone 😫
@miriahofthewind5 ай бұрын
I winced at 19:47. A grandmother is considered part of the weak and would still need her carers. Also a ton of Christian denominations use the term "God's Kingdom". Do JWs think they have a monopoly on that term?
@hunterv99835 ай бұрын
At least other Christian denominations say that EVERY member of the religion is going to Heaven and sit with God. Only 144 thousand people (among who the Governing Body counts themselves) going to heaven when your religion numbers in the millions sound very culty.
@shadegreen53515 ай бұрын
That was my first crack in my JW foundation. I always found the two class system to be nonsensical for a few reasons.
@nomadicrecovery15865 ай бұрын
@@shadegreen5351invention of Rutherford
@SomeBody-rm6hf5 ай бұрын
They believe all the other JWs will live in a paradise earth. The 144k are rulers. Yeah I know it's still bullshit but that's what they believe.
@5.7sendyou2heaven65 ай бұрын
Someone telling you are going to hell is extremely judgy , you really think god someone so fair and righteous is gonna send you to suffer for eternity?? Even worse you think all his followers deserve to go to heaven his HOME???? Cause we were decent people ???? Be fr 😂😂😂
@5.7sendyou2heaven65 ай бұрын
You think Jesus actually died on a cross you think the people who killed him were trying to symbolize him for people even 2000 years later ????? how fucking dumb are yall , im not jw anymore but I still know the sky is blue
@mirandaveloci18645 ай бұрын
About the 'Pablo' name: the guy said Pavlo, which is a Ukrainian name. He just stressed the wrong syllable
@alans.wendelschafer65885 ай бұрын
I am a PIMO. The very first time I heard of the Anti masturbation video was from the Joel McHale show. He was making fun of it and I was PIMI at the time. It was then I knew that there are secrets that are being kept from me.
@Psycho-Ssnake2 ай бұрын
What is PIMO & PIMI? I'm new to this JW rabbit hole.
@davidreda12115 ай бұрын
Panda, everytime you play Stephen Lett's "bahahaha", I lose it!😂😂😂
@joannaalabaster59165 ай бұрын
It was said not Pablo, but Pavlo, and it's popular Ukrainian name
@vocalsunleashed5 ай бұрын
No way Sofia's friend's mom would allow her daughter to be involved with these people like this, let alone be interested in learning more 😂 This is entirely unrealistic
@Brickblock2005 ай бұрын
THIS IS JUST A CULT FR FR
@AcapachVideo5 ай бұрын
No fluff about it!
@RagyRagd0ll5 ай бұрын
"Goodbye little sheep" 🐑🐑
@anastasia.noelle5 ай бұрын
@@RagyRagd0llBAHHHHHHHH
@anastasia.noelle5 ай бұрын
@@RagyRagd0llbahhhhhh
@conduite67215 ай бұрын
why does the watchtower always speak in the same intonation?
@edakanari44085 ай бұрын
Ex momon here - the JW leaders are sound exactly like the mormom general conference its like Mormon lite - wait until they announce a prophet to lead the elders
@Hammertime1775 ай бұрын
The governing body gets mentioned non-stop. Jesus once. Unchristian CULT! . False prophets
@TheJinx14415 ай бұрын
Help, I cringed throughout this whole damn thing! The way they speak is so damn PATRONIZING!
@shadowfax15525 ай бұрын
The nine dislikes are from the governing body.
@megamushroom5 ай бұрын
You were so right about human hands and also this video made me realize about how the governing body genuinely fantasized about committing genocide against atheists...
@megamushroom5 ай бұрын
Human hands cute...
@marcelthoma88905 ай бұрын
So the music video shows every Whitnes's dream occupation in paradise: doing gardening in slowmo.
@davidarnold2456Ай бұрын
You can do that now actually if you want
@marcelthoma8890Ай бұрын
@@davidarnold2456 And without joining a soulcrushing cult.
@oliviaswarden60775 ай бұрын
Wait Sophia has a worldly friend?!!! But they're not supposed to associate with worlds even as a Bible student!
@fodonogue35 ай бұрын
The damn 🚽 💣 💨 💨 gets me every time…
@cultytalk5 ай бұрын
Once again, a JW and their family is saved by a WORLDLY PERSON - a worldly SOLDIER, no less!! 😂😂😂 Its a hard NO for me on the "song" 🎵 🙉 🤢 🤮 🗑
@AcapachVideo5 ай бұрын
Hi, Panda! As I have been seeking insight of this cult, I will have to teach my future pups to practice self-defense!
@vocalsunleashed5 ай бұрын
I love you for doing these videos, I want to keep up with their culty BS without giving them views and my ip address through their website and you've given me a way to do so. And all the while I can support your channel instead. I call that a win-win situation!
@rainyfeathers91484 ай бұрын
A JW came today(an old friend of the family) and he was saying don't follow people, minutes laters here these guys come all 'Our governing *body😍'. I'm confused.
@onesunnyday56995 ай бұрын
JWs were actually out & about yesterday & stopped by. I didn't tell them I was once a JW until I faded away before the pandemic. But I did tell them that I hadn't seen them anywhere since then. I didn't recognize any of them. I wondered if this territory was passed to a neighboring congregation. They were dressed so casually like in the videos. No suits & only 1 of the 3 had a tie on. They could be walking a dog in the park. Not like it was when I was sweating to death in long skirts & sweaters covering everything. The guy walking on my side of the street didn't open his bible, offer any literature or show a video from a phone or tablet. NOTHING. Just said we were waiting for Jehovah's day of removing all badness. 🙄
@Beaheadoeverybody5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video and most importantly please never stop your great activism until the whole goberning body is completely stopped, keep going foward always with courage and bravery with your activism
@hannahctry5 ай бұрын
When I was teen I had to stay with an elderly sister and my mom because we had to move out and my dad and siblings had left and moved out but I was too young to and we didn't have anywhere to live. And that sister was adamant I had stolen her jewelry. I never even saw it! I was too afraid to leave her living room. I was scared to use her bathroom. I was secretly in a lesbian relationship. I hated it. I could've lived with my girlfriend but my mom didn't want me to for some reason she thought it was better to live together in that woman's tiny apartment and you could tell she was pissed off. I think honestly mom took her jewelry to pawn it because we were poor. I hated this religion. We'd go to big conventions and pretend my girlfriend cared and just make out in the bathrooms for hours whenever no one came in. 😂
@FirstLast-ng7km5 ай бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot everytime Stephen raises his eyebrows, I'm not responsible for how drunk you get 😂
@DAVID-ks9vp13 күн бұрын
English drinking game :Bugger off before its your time to pay a round!
@123pickles5 ай бұрын
I have a shepherding question: What happens to the sheep in the end? Don't they all get EATEN???
@ThatWomanJezebel5 ай бұрын
That’s a really good point you make, the lacks of retirement and funds older generation jws are left to live on. For the leaders to insert themselves in someone’s financial future (then not help out when there’s a lack) - the leaders recommending this should have to live the impoverished life they are willing to put on their followers. Not living in their bunker with three meals served every day and someone cleaning their room and laundry. Hell no. Live on the funds your rank and file live on because of no education and career.
@toniheikkila56075 ай бұрын
Every time when someone tells you that our leaders never lie and cannot do mistakes, a very loud alarm bell should go off in your head.
@teahero59235 ай бұрын
the Pillowgate is the nuklear bomb of cringe
@iSugarHeart5 ай бұрын
So one day i was looking at the article and i decided to mark every word or phrase that was meant to shape the way i think instead of encourage me to think. It was about 60% or each paragraph. By taking interest in marketing i learned that the industry likes to use words that envoke emotions to make you buy. And in the articles i've found they use lots and lots of emotional words used to sway you towards or against certain behaviours.
@William_Afton20023 ай бұрын
“Trust our future kings.” That part was so creepy yet silly 15:04
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere5 ай бұрын
Dude- "I was offered a 4 year scholarship to a prestigious university but I turned it down to serve Jehovah." Jehovah - "Damnit! I'm giving you these scholarships so you CAN serve me. Jesus Christ!" JC - "Yeah dad?"
@kaycees11115 ай бұрын
If they only knew who Jehovah really is. I wish they could do research 😕
@freespirit38915 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, years ago the GB said that they had done all the necessary research, so I guess the 🐑el just follow along and believe them. (Even tho none of them were Greek scholars). People follow the crowd and not be critical 🤔 thinkers. I was practically born in and wasn't either till I was out of the parental home for a few years. Hopefully there will be enough changes that many more will realize that it is a man-made racket and scheme, not Divine works.
@morningglory92885 ай бұрын
Yes, you and I know perfectly well who Jehovah really is from Serenities videos. We are blessed to know the real truth.
@morningglory92885 ай бұрын
Yes, you and I know the real truth, via a certain YT channel.
@morningglory92885 ай бұрын
So many unsuspecting JW's are sadly deceived
@adamantiumbullet92155 ай бұрын
Jehovah is a blunder. WT already knows this: Watchtower owns the publishing rights to "The Bible in Living English", by Steven T. Byington. ("PUBLISHERS WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY OF NEW YORK, INC") Here is what it says in the Translator's Preface of that Bible, p.7: _"As to the Old Testament name of God, certainly the spelling and pronunciation "Jehovah" were originally a blunder."_ The definition of "blunder": "a stupid or careless mistake." Note that both the spelling and pronunciation are a stupid mistake, a blunder, according to this Bible that Watchtower publishes.
@Danplays30005 ай бұрын
We getting indoctrinated with this one 🗣
@taylorwxrldАй бұрын
The most I've talked to the elders was when one of them asked me "When do you think you'll start doing parts again?😀" and I was busy running out to the car (because the meeting was over and I didn't want to be there) so I just shrugged and ran off 😭
@BeavisMcThe5 ай бұрын
1:29 hahaha! I love it! And it was pretty much instant cringe. So culty
@Gioizout245 ай бұрын
bro it didn't even start yet
@Gabby-er1sr5 ай бұрын
Now that they declared themselves kings , things are really going to get weird , America doesn't have a Monarchy . just heroes .
@Nifoxil5 ай бұрын
Ikr? What a cult
@Nifoxil5 ай бұрын
@@Gioizout24yeah but it's a funny joke,I wonder what that timestamp will be when the video comes on
@yurimoran49345 ай бұрын
That loving Shepard got me too 😢
@jeffnoble97575 ай бұрын
I was in Vegas for the SUPER BOWL and saw born-agains screaming at people on the sidewalk you're going to hell over and over again, now that's DISTURBING
@f4rnsworth1385 ай бұрын
I'm not Russian or Ukrainian but I've known many from there. Lots of Sergeis, Alexeis, Oksanas, Lubovs, Ludmillas, Vladimirs, but never a Pablo. A few Olgas, which is a name I've heard from my Mexican friends, so maybe? But i doubt it
@Kit_Kit_Kit5 ай бұрын
I'm ukrainian, and we don't have Pablo, but we have Pavlo (Павло)
@josiasguiomar25045 ай бұрын
Pavlo
@f4rnsworth1385 ай бұрын
Oh yeah. Pavel is the Russian equivalent. So no Pablo. WT got it wrong. Imagine that. Lol
@csrencz69425 ай бұрын
The flaw with your Cringe game is that not a moment after the first cringe, they make another statement that makes me feel like I never cringed before, and so on through the whole video.
@freetranslate-u8e5 ай бұрын
the name might actually be Pavlov, I wouldn’t expect them to pronounce it well though.
@deathdrivesapontiac5 ай бұрын
As a former Christian, I’ve kind of become desensitised to some of the wacky things the religious leaders say. I can just shrug some of it off but… If they could stop making a joke out of the UKRAINE WAR that would be great
@-mipop-26045 ай бұрын
22:15 pole here, actually he didn’t say Pablo but Pavlo and it really is a Ukrainian name.
@BudgieFan1015 ай бұрын
"This is the Way.... Wok in it." That is to say, prepare a Stir Fry.
@Psycho-Ssnake2 ай бұрын
I expect to hear that in uncle Roger voice
@mulletsquirrel5 ай бұрын
Is that JW host guy actually a person or a robot with skin?
@simonkoster5 ай бұрын
Stephen Lett reliably brings the cringe.
@notafrogyet69175 ай бұрын
When you eat spiritual food that is essentially excrement, you start to not mind the smell of your own breath.
@kmm2915 ай бұрын
The apostate religion
@DustinDriggers5 ай бұрын
Dude sounds like an AI. Crazy!
@badiba793 ай бұрын
“Are you benefiting from the monthly broadcasts.” Oh, HELL yah, I am… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesnurgle63685 ай бұрын
alright, finally subscribed. the shaming didn't work until now but after all this months I've decided to join the truth XD
@owendless4 ай бұрын
22:10 There is Ukrainian name "Pavlo" ("Павло"). Maybe they tried to use this name, but something went wrong and it turned out to be "Pablo"
@Bob-b7x6v5 ай бұрын
No Ukrainian in their right mind would fall for JW BS.
@neverperching15545 ай бұрын
We took in a refugee family from Ukraine when the war started. They decided to leave the cult before leavingand we had no idea until they arrived. They said war is proof there is no god.
@LilithLiberated5 ай бұрын
Losing everything and living in a constant state of fear can drive an intelligent person out of their right mind. That is why many cults use it as an opportunity to strike.
@Пойонеп5 ай бұрын
@@neverperching1554 I would make the "If God real, why bad things happen" point because suffering things will still happen regardless if you're Christian or not. Even Jesus warned his followers that suffering will happen until he makes his return and Christian will suffer for simply being Christian. That being said, this might sound like a different cult because JWs do put an emphasis on "armageddon" and "the great tribulation", which are different ways of saying the rapture. They do say that everyone's gonna suffer a lot more around there but only JWs will be saved. Though I can't blame that Ukrainian family for feeling that way
@Пойонеп5 ай бұрын
@@neverperching1554 I also forgot to add that the ROC(Russian Orthodox Church) advocated for war so many Ukrainians feel disillusioned from it. At least the Catholics and other Orthodox churches who denounced the ROC want the war to be over
@ChristianBerthiaume3 ай бұрын
Nobody in their right mind anywhere would fall for JW BS lol
@mausoleion_5 ай бұрын
I believe the brother's name was supposed to be Pavlo, which is in fact Ukrainian
@badlydrawnface5 ай бұрын
Apparently its Pavlo (Павло), not Pablo, its the Ukrainian name for Paul. I heard "Pavlo".
@Trabantoslaw5 ай бұрын
The name's Pavlo, not Pablo. Yes, it's the Ukrainian for Paul. As for the video, it's complete nonsense. As a witness of the evacuation I can tell you that women had no problem in leaving the country. And a lot of men were exempt from the draft too. What's more, in the initial phase the refugees were accepted without any documents. Of course, some people are upset because of people who flee the country while they're fighting and dying, but it's never been the official policy.
@marsolgaming5 ай бұрын
I love binging your videos every saturday while i work on stuff on my laptop
@yourlocalswede55685 ай бұрын
Not sure if this is a stupid question or not, but here goes. Are the people making/producing these videos also believers of JW, or are they more like predatory business men, using people's beliefs as a way to make money?
@jackalenterprisesofohio4 ай бұрын
Its probably half and half.
@inagoodplace17965 ай бұрын
Am I the only one that sees their eyes glazed over like cartoons of people hypnotizing victims? I always saw this in the borg.
@Gioizout245 ай бұрын
ExJW Panda Tower oiled up dancing to Bahahaha remix
@nvezak5 ай бұрын
"they want your location."
@Kiwiwi0015 ай бұрын
This one right here officer
@itsonlyliz90235 ай бұрын
I'm here after watching your interview with Alyssa! I really needed this ❤ i cringe at bosom everytime 😂
@mmnootzenpoof5 ай бұрын
The guy's name isn't "Pablo", it's Pavlo, which is a common Slavic name, from the Greek Pavlos, or Paul.
@LostPoMoWoman5 ай бұрын
I cringed at CLUSTER FUDGE! I thought, “Son of a beachball! What the fork did Panda say?”
@WWZenaDo5 ай бұрын
Ancient Middle Eastern shepherds sheared the sheep of their wool, and they slaughtered the sheep for their meat. To a Middle Eastern shepherd, their sheep were literally their wealth, their money. No wonder the Middle Eastern shepherds guarded their sheep so jealously.