Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self Part 7

What would happen if I tried to explain what's happening now to the January 2022 version of myself?
Part 1 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Part 2 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Part 3 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Part 4 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
1 Year Later here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Part 5 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Part 6 here: • Explaining the Pandemi...
Written by: Julie Nolke
Shot by: Samuel Larson
Editor: Alec Mckay
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[@jeffreysherman8224]

"We were like little babies." "Unborn?" The comedic timing is genius!

[@julienolke]

👶🏻

[@THEMrFill]

Was wondering if it'd go darker and "unaborted" 😳

[@KaceyGreen]

It also helped catch on to the pineapple analogy much quicker than I would have otherwise

[@elyceharris]

@@julienolke you impulse bought a gas mask and needed a way to expense it, didn't you?

[@Tensolin01]

@@elyceharris It’s for the bong attachment, I’m sure.

[@Cognitive-Clips]

It's horrifying that pineapple control is so strong in a country that generally told me in school that the best way to avoid pineapples on pizza was to just NOT have pizza at all, instead of giving age-appropriate guidance on how to order pizza in a safe way that lessens the chance of unwanted toppings.

[@julienolke]

ugh you are so absolutely right!!! More pizza education!

[@TokarevArtyom]

Its also horrifying how people protest against goverment getting out of control on pizza toppings... its like they want to be controlled and enslaved...

[@Shadow1Yaz]

On top of that some people forcibly give people pizzas. So even if you’re avoiding pineapples by not having pizza in some cases it’s better to have pineapples instead of being murdered.

[@Cognitive-Clips]

@@Shadow1Yaz So unfortunately true!

[@najhoant]

Genius

[@ailyqkfilibeto9163]

"Queen is dead! Long live the King!" We need this addressed in part 8

[@gidmalu]

I know! I'm waiting for the next episode now. A lot has actually happened in the past 5 months.

[@GustavSvard]

Just a slip of the tongue. One of them mentions "the king", downtime Julie thinks Elvis, uptime Julie thinks Charles III. Confusion arises that doesn't get resolved.

[@greekfountain9303]

“Sooo queen Elizabeth was trending..”

[@DrDrift-rl6cc]

oh god don't even get me started

[@cosmedelustrac5842]

Very good point.

[@alexfoxleigh9443]

I'm slightly concerned that she's going to end up calling back to this episode in a year or so and the 'gas mask' part won't actually be a joke anymore.

[@petlahk4119]

The trouble is that her army surplus gas mask may not be the best choice...

[@stewey2298]

i seriously saw someone at the grocery store wearing a mask like that, even though mask mandates in the store, and in my area haven't been a thing for almost a year now.

[@stefchristensen47]

@@stewey2298 After looking at the new data on COVID damaging the immune system (and after catching COVID once myself, thank you, homemade salsa that I stupidly didn't cook), I'm now going into stores in my P100. My eldest painted galaxies and stars on it so I don't scare people.

[@heathersmith4042]

@@stefchristensen47 the long term effects of covid are seriously frightening- and, potentially even worse, now that covid is no longer the New Thing, people researching it are rapidly losing funding when there's still so much we need to do :(

[@dandaropa]

Well, what with the train derailment in Ohio causing all those deadly chemicals to be released, we’re already there

[@ocmetals4675]

I love how julie is documenting our societial decay so future historians don’t have to be bored.

[@cryofpaine]

Assuming these future historians are capable of speaking English. I wonder how long it will take the roaches to evolve language after humanity is extinct.

[@Silverthief22]

@@cryofpaine bold of you to assume we won’t come up with a way to take even the roaches down with us when we go

[@liplock000]

@@Silverthief22 wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blucow6677]

@@Silverthief22 wow an actual funny comment on yt 🤣

[@viral_suppressor4154]

@@Silverthief22 Roaches have numbers on their side, that should be a close call...

[@scottpope7835]

1. Hilarious 2. Given that this series is premised on how quickly the world is devolving, I can't really say I look forward to part 8. 3. Despite 2, the videos have helped. 4. I re-watched some of the earlier parts. Completely forgot about murder hornets. 5. Please keep being awesome.

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

I also rewatched and I remembered the part about murder hornets, because as a non-american these videos made me aware of murder hornets. I did forget about the forest fires though

[@hayleyleiberman8491]

What timeline are we living in, that "completely forgot about the murder hornets", is both widely understood and completely normal? what are our lives now

[@drummerrck]

The fact that this world is such a dumpster fire we forget about things like murder hornets and forest fires is just astounding.

[@elijahsdad]

And how about those Australian wildfires??

[@shorttbone4193]

Isn’t it amazing how much stuff was such a big deal that we’ve completely forgotten already? And it’s not even that is wasn’t significant it was but so much has happened since then

[@sparkequinox]

I only realised rewatching these all back to back, each Julie remained in the same seat with the same clothes. Bravo on the continuity!!

[@sassyangelkiwi]

I just came to the same realization as well

[@Soupie62]

But the green hair disappeared.

[@signedbookcollector3408]

Also different nail polish . Still enjoying them.

[@FlameEmber]

All wearing blue nail polish in every video too!

[@fogatasideral1231]

You just realized that?

[@PLuffy-ke7ho]

We need a part 8 someday! I've been following you since part 1 and these are the best!

[@AcousticTelevisions]

I'm both delighted and disappointed that these are STILL coming out. Amazing work 💜

[@ShhheilaASMR]

word

[@julienolke]

thank you!

[@AcousticTelevisions]

@@julienolke thank YOU! 💜

[@anivijudi]

I feel that

[@timevers6525]

Documenting the end of civilization in a lighthearted way!

[@onlyaBT]

It's a joke in and of itself that this has been going for SEVEN parts. They're like humourous checkpoints in a journey through hell.

[@lucemiserlohn]

Well, that still leaves two uncovered circles of hell open...

[@fallinginthed33p]

Dante probably needed to add more levels.

[@badabing8152]

Just 2 more weeks. Be a good little monkey and get your shot. Just 2 more weeks. Just 1 shot I promise. Ok just 2 shots I promise. Ok just one extra booster I promise. Ok just 2 extra boosters I promise. Ok 3 extra boosters I promise

[@therealsocialgadfly]

The question you have to ask yourself is, "Is this a joke?"

[@coreyladd125]

We need explaining post pandemic to my past self part 1

[@Sammuellimited]

You know what's a little sad? Going back and watching these videos and not remembering the context for some of these jokes.

[@BenjaminJohannesSanchez]

Exactly, I've been thinking the same thing. Wondering if and when the next episode will come.

[@timmorgan9348]

Honestly, it's November and it feels like it's already time for an update.

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

I agree

[@notyourdoggo7540]

Same

[@matthieuregnauld9648]

Couldn't agree more

[@JerryCasual006]

Sooo Its almost February, and well... WWIIII is ramping up.

[@Zordboy]

I love how things have gotten so disastrous, by this point, that the mention of potential WWIII is in the first 40 seconds and just casually dropped into the conversation.

[@mariusg8824]

Wow, now you mention it... A year ago, even mentioning WW3 would send me running in circles, but today? Just another annoyance.

[@Greenteabook]

Fire season has started for the Western half of North America, I wonder if my gas mask will come in handy this year🤔

[@mayab.8070]

jan 2022: oh crap r we in ww3? jul 2022: kinda? idk. anyways-

[@moonhunter9993]

yeah, what? WW3? whatever...

[@baukewijnsma]

WWIII or cival war? Or both maybe... Biden fans vs. Trump fans. Just cause the election is over it's not done yet...

[@x3Svennax3]

At some point I got used to the fast changes in the past two years, but every time I'm watching the new part of her series I suddenly realize how crazy that actually is

[@astrithaurelia]

THIS!!! so much this!

[@lurklingX]

that's exactly how i felt watching it!!! realized it during the rapid fire summary!

[@Balnazzardi]

I mean imagine someone told you in January 2020 what would happen in the next 2,5 years....how much would you be able to believe/take in? 😅 Back when the main topics were Australia wildfires and upcoming 2020 elections... Believing worldwide pandemic might be hard enough but when you would get to largest conflict in Europe since WW2, you would think its all a bad joke, even if the situation in Ukraine had been boiling since 2014

[@tritamtran4603]

ok

[@veramae4098]

We're at the nexus. EVERYTHING'S happening faster. Ever seen one of those graphs that show human progress in tech and population slowly rising over millenia, then somewhat faster over centuries? Someone noticed the line fits a huperbolic curve. Movement in one direction (x horizontal, y vertical), then comes a spinning point or nexus, and suddenly the line flips. We're going to have enormous change in increasingly shorter time.

[@bernadettemurr8025]

I totally forgot that the two Julies are played by the SAME person. Julie, you are GENIOUS. The writing, the acting, the editing, everything is SO on spot! I simly love it. Thank you for entertaining us

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

The pizza analogy is shit.

[@frankdayton731]

"Julie you are GENIOUS" Internet irony strikes again!

[@ricardo__gordon]

I wish this series continues. Even if it's not about the pandemic anymore...just world events...

[@willkimball7677]

It’s been a year she should do one

[@daniellewilson8527]

I also think this would be good

[@emilyscroggie4564]

Me too

[@psychohist]

@@willkimball7677 She missed her chance. Now she has to do two.

[@DrDrift-rl6cc]

Same, still come back here every once in a while. It's therapeutic.

[@coryfossum5777]

It's like I try to imagine the rehearsals between these two because their timing and chemistry gets even better every time and then I'm like, oh wait... that's right.

[@skateshark]

I ship them.

[@amyt3949]

Except during lockdown(s) some of us actually did that, because it was better than talking to the house plant... Just me? Well I'm from Melbourne our lockdown were long... 🇦🇺

[@tamnguyen-bl7jf]

ok

[@SqueakyLittleMouse]

Hoping there wont be a part where past Julie asks "how's the pandemic?" and future Julie is like "which one?"

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Monkey pox? Pertussis? Measles?

[@wernerviehhauser94]

There will be. I know.....

[@johndododoe1411]

She could have done that this time around, although the pox is currently associated with pizza making and other flat activities.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

Well, did the whole "everyone travels around the world as much and as fast as possible" behaviour lessen? Because dirt in stirred water doesn't settle.

[@chantalfinn6173]

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 super gonorrhea

[@data101]

You have to continue this series.

[@curiouschurro7148]

hey julie just to let you know its march 2023 (officially 3 years since pandemic went full force) and im ready for part 8

[@Isredel11]

I love how carefully phrased the “people don’t talk about the pandemic as much” positive factoid is. Although unfortunately, January Julie didn’t quite pick up on the implications.

[@maxfenby7228]

wait i don’t understand what we she implying by that sentence

[@The_DirtyBubble]

@@maxfenby7228 probably that the pandemic is still very much happening. The only difference is that we’re used to it and most people don’t care much anymore

[@cliveklg7739]

Unfortunately July Julie is going to have bad news about the Pandemic for ... herself.

[@MarceldeJong]

@@maxfenby7228 there are still a loooooooot of people getting sick with covid. But it’s no longer being reported on.

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

It's not spoken about a whole lot, but it's most def still here 🙃 Gotta love 2022

[@TimeBucks]

Thanks for continuing this series

[@Sheikrisvan1991]

Thank u

[@vasilemariangiarap7005]

Bun interesant

[@iffatniazi6422]

👍

[@Anakha3109]

👍

[@TheSuccessfulEmerald]

If there’s an internet hall of fame, this series should definitely be in it.

[@zacharysheetz3701]

Fun fact: fuel has a shelf life gasoline 3 - 6 months Diesel about a year ethanol 1- 3 months The bit has her talking to herself 7 months ago, the gas she stored might not work. The rate of degradation depends on storage factors like temperature and pressure. Those wondering about our fuel reserves, that I hear Biden is not releasing, that's stored as crude oil. Gasoline is a byproduct from processing it. If you are still reading and wondering why it stops working, it's complicated. Basically, it slowly turns into a sticky "gum-like" substance. Your vehicle's engine is designed to compress a fuel-air mix in the pistons, that when ignited push the piston down, simultaneously compressing the opposite piston while cranking the axle. Over time, as the fuel degrades, it takes more pressure to ignite. It's losing molecules called hydrocarbons, that are being released as fumes. So, your engine may not be capable of working. Especially, when starting the initial combustion. Plus, once the "gum" starts forming, it can start blocking the fuel line, like plaque in arteries. Which means that putting good fuel in a car's fuel tank that has been idle for months, likely will not work because the fuel line is blocked up. Bottom line, don't spend money buying gas you intend to store and maybe use months later.

[@rachael7415]

Also remember those videos of ppl freaking out (last year? Who knows??!) and pouring it into trash bags and grocery sacks? Ugh

[@annonnie]

This is very informative, thank you.

[@RobotZombii]

Fuel stabilizer eats into your cost savings if the price goes up, and makes the hit even worse if the cost goes down-- so yeah, it's basically just like short-term stock trading or any other form of gambling: if you can't be 100% certain that you have better knowledge of the future than the other people do, then you'll lose money in the long run.

[@PeterSedesse]

To prove your point and talk about current affairs. What you said is true and it is one of the reasons Russian missiles are so inaccurate. Most countries rotate the propellant out of their missiles every 3 years.. Russia never rotates their propellant so some of it has degraded to the point where it gives an uneven burn which makes it impossible to control accurately.

[@mikemx55]

Gasoline can easily last over a year with no harm (at least in Europe)

[@ka9dgx]

Someday, this whole series will be a brilliant adjunct to a history class. It would be interesting to do something like this set in say... 1930-1950

[@carmelly]

Interesting and horrifying. I like it.

[@MrTheGadfly]

Well ... that sounds like a fun class project.

[@quadergum145]

This comment just made me realize again in what fucked up times we live 😢

[@igglye6805]

Explaining World War 2 to my past self

[@chrismullaney9042]

@@igglye6805 how do you explain ww2 without including ww1, but then you have to add in the great depression, and at that point you may as well discuss the Spanish flu, the 2nd worst pandemic in human history (after the bubonic plague). There were literal Nazis trying to over throw the US government, and actual antifa communists leading riots because of food and housing shortages while the rich fed their pets better than their fellow Americans. In other words, completely different from today..

[@fearlessandfar]

"Say goodbye to stuffed crust" 😆 Loved this.

[@julienolke]

Thanks mike!!!! 🥳🥳

[@JimAllen-Persona]

@@julienolke No, I like stuffed crust. :-)

[@hidyg9437]

@@julienolke What is stuffed crust in this analogy? I seem to be lost.

[@iris4520]

@@hidyg9437 probably a form of birth control

[@1993greeksoldier]

@@hidyg9437 considering she mentioned two sausages right before it and the wider context there is a lot of concern that same sex marriage will be overturned since it was granted as a right on the same basis of personal privacy as the Roe V Wade decision

[@chaseb6243]

Is it bad that i really want another one of these? This series has kept me somewhat sane 🤪

[@stephenj9470]

I'm just amazed that she's able to go back to an outfit/hairstyle etc. from months before and make it look almost identical, every single time. Especially the first one where I doubt she planned ahead for more.

[@matthewnardin7304]

I truly hope in 20 years, some creative history teacher will use these videos as an introduction to their lesson on the 2020s.

[@nickagriesti6708]

Ooooohhhhhh..... yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... They probably won't be able to legally, what with all the bullshit laws banning "CRT", and states banning hard science textbooks because they indoctrinate students into... blah, blah, blah..... Julie never says things quite directly in these videos, but her rhetoric would inspire a lot of questions that teachers in most states now, quite frankly, are or will soon be legally enjoined from answering. If that makes you mad, TS. The 1st amendment only means what right wingers and capitalists want it to mean.

[@IceMetalPunk]

As they teach their class from a bunker underground, using generators to stay off the monitored power grid and an encrypted thumb drive with this series on it.

[@OgreProgrammer]

To paraphrase the first video about work: "haha, no, kids won't be going to school". Bibles will be clutch."

[@Curlyteacher537]

*EARLY 2020s (hopefully)

[@tridocao143]

ok

[@therealsachin]

“This… this is where you are worried about space time continuum? The whole series lacks consistency” Had me cracking. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsAsparageese]

Right? All the comments about pizza are all well and good (and important) but the meta humor here isn't getting enough love

[@thomassmith6232]

She's messed with the space-time continuum before.

[@garyp.7501]

Me too. It's amazing series and rarely breaks the consistency of time travel!

[@JustElia420]

Many walls broken at once.

[@Cate_78]

The series has become self-aware. Skynet is next.

[@joannabarber3749]

I know Julie had a baby not too long ago so may be difficult to present as "past Julie" in these videos, but I think we are due for another one of these! Especially since it's 2024 US presidential election year. Would love to see Julie's take on it at the end of this year.

[@AzraNoxx]

Sometimes I watch this series just to remind myself how wild things have gotten.

[@MysterySteve]

I don't know anybody, *anybody* who knows how to act like two people talking to each other with so much convincing chemistry like you do. Great work!

[@melaniecamras8619]

Check out Ryan George

[@MysterySteve]

@@melaniecamras8619 Oh, I love his videos. He does it really well. But his style is a lot more campy and visibly exaggerated for the camera, while with her there are moments when I entirely forget that they are the same person. She's a lot more realistic about it. Both are great, and I'm sure Ryan's capable of doing it more realistically, but just going based off the videos I think she's better at it

[@erikohman2294]

Well put, she does have chemistry.

[@jessodum3103]

Ben Brainard

[@editorgyrl17]

And great editing!

[@austinhodges1031]

Literally love these. Sorry you hate making these but, they're the best. We need some dark humor in this world. Thank you.

[@bigmike-]

In a strange way, it's cathartic to watch; the videos are a bit of a self-aware sanity check for how batshit bonkers everything has gotten. Once upon a time, we'd measure insane things happening in decades, if not centuries. Then it became years. Now we're into *months* and *weeks* and *days,* and we're not able to adapt to that as well as we'd like. Stuff like this helps remind us we aren't crazy.

[@austinhodges1031]

@@bigmike- couldn't have said it better

[@bl_craze]

@@bigmike- yes!

[@AgnosticFascist]

She has reached Genius level with this 💯

[@roaryes7536]

i dont think she hates making these i think she hates that theres enough crap in the world that she still can make these

[@lecciciapires2166]

I really want this series to become an annual occurence. Like, even now that we don't have a pandemic anymore (not the covid is not a massive issue, it is just not a pandemic) I wish we just had a recap video every year just to talk about we humans will always be bonkers.

[@ilovediesel2384]

PLEASE WE NEED AN UPDATE!! HOW ELSE AM I MEANT TO FIND OUT WHATS HAPPENED RECENTLY?! I was here when the first one was released, watched them all over every time a new one was released- but it’s been a year! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee, I beg you!

[@Aerith-K-Ai]

Nailed it once again... You've managed to find a perfect way to make a social commentary without starting arguments or being toxic, and being comedic and fun to watch! Good on you! "We are! Well... maybe? tbd" is so damn elegant for what's going on!

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Not sure how the whole Roe vs Wade repeal discussion could be toxic when one side (republicans) are clearly in the wrong. We shouldn't hold back on the anger, fear, and grief that we feel about it.

[@MusicalJackknife]

How is comparing a human life to pineapple that can be thrown in the trash not "being toxic?" Pretty low move, and ignores the real arguments on both sides for a cheap dig that will make half her viewers chuckle and the other half mad.

[@aidenharper6013]

@@MusicalJackknife yeah that was just gross. I just genuinely cant understand why a baby has to come out of the woman before they will consider it a living thing. Honestly if people wanna allow abortions why not bring back the lobotomy? Whats so wrong with circumcision? Fuck it, if humans are trash to be thrown away like pineapple on a pizza why do we care so much that happens to them?

[@robertnelson4460]

@@MusicalJackknife but the government will arrest you for throwing that pineapple in the trash

[@MusicalJackknife]

@@robertnelson4460 You're ignoring my point which is that it's a ridiculous comparison. "How dare the government arrest me for dismembering my toddler and throwing it in a dumpster" is a heck of a take, so until you get that that's what pro-life people are hearing you say, you'll keep making dumb analogies that won't change anyone's mind. Also, weighing the statements "a pineapple chunk is worth the same as an unborn human" and "a younger human is worth the same as an older human," think about who's making the bigger logical stretch.

[@TheSnowdogsShorts]

When we see Julie visit her old self, it makes me realise how bad things are, but she does it in such a way, that it makes me laugh at it. Laughter beats everything. :D

[@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068]

aren't they better now that no one talks about new cases and variants much?

[@jasonschuler2256]

@@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068 There was literally just news of a new, more infectious variant, like, last week.

[@rebeccarebeccaa2515]

@@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068 ignoring a problem doesn't make it magically go away only that you turned a blind eye. My uncle died on Memorial Day after recovering from his second bout of covid.

[@duroxkilo]

it doesn't beat Covid, i mean that old guy tried really hard and still ended up going completely mad and planned to hang his boyfriend. in public.

[@moonhunter9993]

@@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068 no.

[@fog10101]

we need a part 8

[@Stevedawhoop]

2023 is almost over, i need my yearly news update

[@FlorianFahrenberger]

Past Julie doesn't know what she's talking about, that mask looks sexy af. Also: This series is the best thing that came out of the pandemic. You manage to always ride the line between laughing out loud and choking on your laughter because I am remembered how f'ed the world is right now. Love it.

[@highlander723]

I don't know about you but I was really disappointed with this She should have just came out and talked about it. I mean she flipped out more over Betty White then she did over Roe v Wade.... This was really subpar for her

[@claraberg1214]

​@@highlander723 that s because sadly Betty White dying was less expected than the over turn of roe vs wade in the end. Plus, she is Canadian and technically not affected by the idiocracy of our country.

[@rangerdruid7036]

@@claraberg1214 not yet anyways.

[@BiowareKaiserGirl]

@@highlander723 it's also a touchy subject that has turned very political. The way she did it in the skit was true to the spirit of her show.

[@mgntstr]

We are not as fucked as those 50 million pineapples that are flushed down a toilet each year.

[@karllewis735]

Even people who don't order pizza, who can't order pizza, or won't order pizza, need to stand up for the rights of everyone who does. It's just that simple.

[@anamazing2297]

Why is pizza the best analogy? There's even unwanted pizza, often resulting in pineapple toppings. Even though most people like getting pizza, they don't want to pay for an unexpected delivery that may also have those unwanted toppings with it. Am I going down a rabbit hole with this pizza/pineapple business? Yes. Does it work? Also yes.

[@daedalus5253]

NOTHING is that simple. There‘s always at least one „why?“.

[@justsomerandomname2067]

As someone who is allergic to milk/dairy i stand for the right of my fellow human beings ordering pizza to be able to control the toppings on their pizza

[@davidcohenboffa1666]

How about the right of the pineable to exist and get eaten? Only bc it is in a pizza it doesn't stop being food.... If you ordered a pizza with pineapples, you can't blame the Pizza place not having taken them off.

[@karllewis735]

@@davidcohenboffa1666 You're welcome to deal with *your* pizza any way you please. Don't be messing' with other people's. Full stop.

[@scottkingston]

Which Pandemic Julie is your favorite? April 2020 - Quarantine Julie June 2020 - Social Justice Julie October 2020 - Wiped out Julie December 2020 - Drunk/hopeful Julie April 2021 - Wistful/nostalgic Julie August 2021 - So f-ing done with it all Julie January 2022 - Loopy/delirious Julie July 2022 - Pro-choice Julie

[@crazyforplants]

I am here two years later watching this as I am COVID positive, trying to laugh with severe throat pain and inability to speak. Cheers! Looking forward to the next one.

[@mgntstr]

looking forward to the next vaccine?💀

[@crazyforplants]

@@mgntstr yes, I have symptoms but wasn’t hospitalised which is what the vaccines are supposed to do!

[@mgntstr]

@@crazyforplants 🤣okay honey, yes. That's a therapeutic, like, it doesn't prevent infection. It claims to reduce symptoms 😂just like aunt Jamima's lavender oil and crystal collection 😅I mean, Jamima's vaccination kit.

[@feenix1033]

"My Pizza, My Choice!" - Definitely a merch idea right there.

[@daverhoden445]

I would buy that right now.

[@sharonfleshman6961]

I never buy merchandise. Never ever. This might be an exception.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Absolutely. Fat suit Julie holding her belly. Take my $20

[@gidmalu]

😂"These videos have got so sick and twisted." and "Now is when you worry about the Space Time Continuum?" are some of the best meta I've heard here! Sadly, as reality gets evermore sick and twisted, I fear there may be a point even Julie can't make it amusing😕

[@lurklingX]

i have faith in her

[@Idontwantahandle11]

Let us pray that day never comes

[@ThompMills]

Julie it is because of you I have been inspired to do short films. It was you that brought me comfort during the beginning of the pandemic. Thank you for these videos. Maybe one day you can show us specifically how you make these from beginning to end? ❤️

[@Agua-Tex]

The government isn't saying you can't return the pizza or remove the pineapples, they're saying that isn't a constitutionally protected right and it should be decided by the state. US still has some of the most liberal pizza laws in the world.

[@botondbenyovszky6621]

Can't wait for Part 8, when New Julie comes in a gas mask again. Old Julie: Hah! I knew it's good for lightening the mood! New Julie: Oh! Yeah, right! It's not for that though... Here, I've brought you one too.

[@ConeruZ]

God I hope not

[@nano65114]

I nervously chuckled to this

[@TheFloorface]

@@nano65114 did you mean chuckled?? i hope you werent that worried that you actually threw up :o i mean at this point i would totally understand if you did though.

[@lilili5542]

Nah, lighten up. A gas mask won't help when they throw in a nucleair bomb! Oeff that sounded a bit too pessimistic 🙄🙏

[@rachellenoir2072]

I’m really wishing you hadn’t said that… I feel like we fell into an alternate reality where all of our Memes come true.

[@kedwinfritz]

For more than 2 decades I didn't want pineapple on my pizza. I learned this when I was the unfortunate recipient of an unwanted pineapple topping. But this was back in the day when I was able to have my pineapple safely removed, and I'm very glad that I did because I know in my heart of hearts I simply wasn't ready for the responsibility of handling pineapple back then. Today things have changed. I've enjoyed pineapple on my pizza for the past 3 years and it's honestly the Best. Thing. Ever. And you know what? That's OK too. For 20 years I wasn't ready for pineapple. Now I am. That's how it goes sometimes. I've changed. I've matured. I've come to have a better appreciation of all pizza toppings in general. And if I had been forced to keep that pineapple from 20 years ago, it would have been bad. Bad for me. Bad for the pineapple. Bad for the person whom I chose to share my pizza. And that's the point. Today pineapple is great for me. But for a long, long time, pineapple would have completely ruined my life and the lives of those around me. I guess what I'm saying is that nobody knows your pizza choices better than you, and the government should keep their damned noses out of our entire pizza experience.

[@evilblackcat6357]

If you don't want a pizza, don't order a pizza? The whole topping analogy didn't make sense.

[@kedwinfritz]

@@evilblackcat6357 Are you saying people can't have plain pizza? Or that they can only have pizza if they also agree to have pineapple? The analogy is perfect.

[@evilblackcat6357]

@@kedwinfritz The analogy is pretty stupid. First off; conflating a new life to a pizza. Second; the whole 'topping' issue, or getting one thrust upon them counts for 1% of all pizzas and is a moot point in the context of the whole. Third, the choice is now in the hands of the states where people can vote instead of a federally imposed decision, which is _not_ in the Constitution and should not have been law in the first place, and was entirely based upon a _lie._

[@DoubleOhSilver]

@@evilblackcat6357 Don't be silly. In the analogy, one is human and the other is unwanted trash on a pizza. Completely fair comparison.

[@evilblackcat6357]

@@DoubleOhSilver The entire delusions of conflating a new life to the value of a pizza is what is ridiculous in the first place. The purpose of sex is reproduction. Denying reality and rationalizing an argument based upon said denial in order to avoid consequences of voluntary action is what's really trash.

[@DMP64]

Oh boy, I feel we are going to need another "explaining the end of the world to my past self" to document everything is happening AGAIN.

[@wickednailsrylee]

I know it isn’t pandemic per se…but every time I hear about a ufo recently I think to myself, god I hope Julie warns her past self about this someday 😂

[@JB_Hobbies]

Also, honestly, messing with the space time continuum wouldn’t be the worst thing right now.

[@meribor]

Truth

[@IceMetalPunk]

Julie in 2020: "I'm going to make a silly satire video about a pandemic." Julie in 2022: "Okay, so the series is now 'documenting the decay of humanity in all regards'... I can roll with that." Julie in 2024: "Man, I wish I could upload a new video in that series I used to make, but of course the power grid no longer exists and the pockets of internet that are still around are reserved for the cyberattacks in WWIII, so I'll just have to entertain myself with phallic shadow puppets instead. Let's hope the Morality Police don't murder me for that!"

[@JooshMe]

I do wish she'd said more about covid than just people aren't talking about it. Would've been super refreshing to hear someone with a platform talk about lasting brain and organ damage for even mild cases. Also, numbers almost everywhere are crazy gd high again and prolly gonna go higher with the new kid in the block, Ba5.

[@willowfarmer6550]

@@JooshMe it would be neat to see reference to some of the longer lasting side effects. I have paraosmia, and now certain smells and tastes are different, or just gone entirely. I know others who have experienced massive memory loss. It's wild...

[@sarahmeyers1773]

😭😭😭

[@poobiswoobis]

IceMetalPunk was successfully triggered

[@Gingerfrost]

@@willowfarmer6550 this would be great.

[@LouiseAndersen1991]

Please do a part 8. So much has happend since then

[@starpawsy]

"The whole series lacks consistency". Yes, you could say that LOL.

[@MJKCreations]

I gotta admit that this specific series is what got me started watching you, and I always look forward to the next installment. I hope you never stop making these!

[@caoilfhionnbrereton5637]

And yet we do so much

[@moonhunter9993]

I mean, I DO hope Julie never makes another one... but I'd hate for her not to. Oh, man! Well, at least if I am witnessing the apocalypse, I want Julie to run commentary and make me chuckle

[@altdeadpool8509]

You do understand what you really wished for, right? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@MJKCreations]

@@altdeadpool8509 Yup, sure do (and did). World's already working on ending. I at least want to laugh more than cry on the way down.

[@hastingsgames]

It's a pipe dream anyway. At some point Julie will have to visit from the other side of a black hole or some nonsense like that, and we'll all be hanging onto fragments of a solar flare (I know, not remotely possible, but trust me) waiting for the broadcast to finally reach us and--oh yea, that checks out. The final one will be epic, delivered at just the right moment.

[@xanderross366]

I kinda wanna see how the hell 2019 Julie would react to 2022 Julie. The sheer CHAOS would be hilarious.

[@angelarts]

Julie, I am DYING for you to do a new part of this right now! It would be great to see a more "positive" future Julie in this series for a change. A great way to change things up!! 💙💙💙

[@sammyskelly]

I think I’ll stop watching the news and just watch these videos every 5months. Something tells me it will improve my mental health.

[@SashenkaKun]

Yet another instance of me laughing hysterically and having it slowly fade into sobbing loud enough to concern the neighbors

[@julienolke]

Yikes!

[@jessicarichards8531]

@@julienolke : sorry, but at least comedy helps get us through it all.

[@adinal1958]

Glad I'm not alone in that.

[@mgntstr]

The 125 000 pineapples being flushed down toilets each day, that was a good joke it got me too.

[@davidludwig6653]

So weird. I just rewatched the first six yesterday with my son, and we wondered if/when there would be a number 7. And here it is! Perfect timing Julie!

[@julienolke]

Ask and you shall receive!

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@julienolke Can you impeach half the Supreme Court for me?

[@AZDfox]

@@Sam_on_KZbin why stop at half? Complete SCOTUS reset, no one over 40 can be appointed.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@AZDfox I didn't want to ask too much of Julie. I figured I'd keep my ask reasonable. But yeah, if I could totally redesign SCOTUS, there are quite a few changes I would make. There are huge changes that would not even require an amendment. I think the permanent seats should be reduced down to 1 (Chief Justice is in the Constitution and can't be changed without an amendment.) All other Justices should be temporarily appointed from amongst judges serving on other courts with set term limits and guarantees that each Presidency gets a certain number of appointees. That can be done without amendment. Federal judges are appointed for life. That doesn't mean they need to have their seat specifically on SCOTUS. That can be tempirary. Then they can go serve on other courts. Maybe as immigration judges and magistrates, low level stuff that might encourage them to resign.

[@Zappygunshot]

@@Sam_on_KZbin It'd be a great step in the right direction, but honestly the whole USA justice system should be totally overhauled. Lots of system, far too little justice.

[@renzosteven2882]

hey hey hey its time to make a part 8 julie

[@aprilbaumsaway]

Wait till Julie hears about the Queen

[@daniellyons6473]

Amazing!!! This series is one of the BEST things to come out of "these unprecedented times"

[@spenserberry2956]

“Who’s fault is that?” “I’m YOU!” 😂😂😂 this is one of my favorite entires in the series

[@PizziFilms]

Just when I thought this series was getting dark...she brings in the humor once again!

[@kevicen]

Where are you? missing your videos...

[@dirtydish6642]

You're a courageous person dabbling in such pizza related content. Thanks for standing up for all of us.

[@ianweniger6620]

Actually, this episode was make-or-break. If Julie had skipped over abortion then I was going to unsub.

[@ianweniger6620]

Actually, this episode was make-or-break. If Julie had skipped over abortion then I was going to unsub.

[@ianweniger6620]

Actually, this episode was make-or-break. If Julie had skipped over abortion then I was going to unsub.

[@ianweniger6620]

Actually, this episode was make-or-break. If Julie had skipped over abortion then I was going to unsub.

[@leidenschaftfaul]

Love the fact, that you acknowledge, that the pandemic is still going on it's just not discussed as much anymore 😐

[@JabamiLain]

I know right !?

[@darkjill2007]

@@DR--- cool cool cool.... Man I am to apathetic to argue with that idea anymore. Sure fuck it, it was all lies.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

[@leidenschaftfaul]

@@darkjill2007 It's not worth fighting anymore. Ignorance is winning as always.

[@hannahbaker6617]

@@darkjill2007 Yeah, that whole Vietnam War thing never happened

[@chrissearcher3563]

Can you make another? There's so much has happened.

[@ambarcraft4476]

Continuity is broken! January Julie has the wrong hair color! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

[@jpunl]

I love pineapple on my pizza. However, having said that, a truly masterful and witty job of taking an extremely divisive ( and wrongly decided) issue, and bringing some light and joy to this tragedy. Thank you, Julie.....truly.

[@rampadmanabhan4258]

It SHOULDN'T be divisive, and I feel it really isn't. More than 70% of Americans support having control of their pizza toppings...

[@MelB868]

Yes I like pineapple on my pizza too

[@evilblackcat6357]

So the issue was decided to kick the decision back down to the individual states, where you _can_ vote for your representation, as it's not a 'right' per the Constitution instead of having an authoritarian decision that cannot be opposed imposed on the entirety of the country. Also, the entire case the decision was based on was also based on a lie and women can still get abortions. So how was the decision wrong _or_ a 'tragedy'?

[@kennethfharkin]

Pineapple on pizza is a crime. As my friend Dario from Naples says "every time someone orders a pizza with pineapple a Napoli guy dies."

[@DoubleOhSilver]

@@rampadmanabhan4258 you _feel_? 😂 You're close with the % at least. According to Gallup, 50% believe these pineapple pizzas should be thrown out under certain circumstances, but a small 35% believe food should be thrown out out of convenience. Despite that, 40% still consider themselves pro pineapple and 55% are pro-pick-your-toppings.

[@Ash16180]

You CAN say to them to put the toppings in a plastic bag on the side. But sometimes you think they would and they don't, and sometimes the bag tear and spill pineapple on your pizza. So it doesn't really solve your problems.

[@kevinjones5560]

👏👏👏

[@jeffreysherman8224]

Out of all the comments expounding on Julie's analogy, that one knocks it out of the park! The absolute best!

[@Zappygunshot]

The bag tearing is extremely rare if handled properly though. Pizza topping bags are manufactured to some pretty high standards, so you can be very confident that if something goes wrong, it's the fault of the pizza place; like maybe they chose to use two bags at once, which counterintuitively increases the risks of tearing by a _lot,_ or they're handling the bag too roughly and don't really know how to package their pineapples with it. If you have the option, you should always learn about the pizza place you're planning order from. Maybe ask other franchisees or previous customers, talk to the staff and get to know them a bit before choosing to order their pizzas. It's no guarantee that you'll be properly informed and of course it shouldn't be on the customer to have to find out whether their pizza place is going to mess up their orders; but it'll give you a better idea of how professional and respectful they'll be about handling your pizza and their pineapples. The best solution, as with any important societal issue, is proper education. Teach people properly about pizzas, toppings, the consequences of putting pineapples on a pizza without consent from the customer, and safe, clean pineapple removal procedures, and so much needless suffering can be prevented.

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@Zappygunshot You're right in a lot of ways, and I dig your values for sure (and you did an especially great job balancing responsibility-realism in discussing getting to know one's pizza place without ever crossing into victim-blaming -- NICE! I know how hard that nuance is to get across!). That said, I also gotta toss out there, you're placing way, way, _way_ too much faith in toppings bags. They break far more often than you're giving credit for, even with careful correct use. And other methods of topping prevention all have failure rates. Education is critical and I'm not arguing against it (I'm a BIG public health nerd), but I was plenty well-educated and already a healthcare professional when I had two toppings removals myself within a year at one point long ago, because multiple stacked methods of prevention failed both times. And even though the toppings weren't on my pizzas for long, I ended up with permanent issues as a result of just that short time with each, and not freak rare issues either. If I hadn't been able to get both rounds of pineapple removed, I'd be even more physically messed up now, probably totally disabled instead of just first having chronic pain for years from the pineapple and then other stuff separately later. Nowadays, I've had the wonderful privilege of having a pro remove both can openers from my personal pizza place, so no pineapple can exit the cans and land on a pizza, which is by far the most certain way to prevent toppings -- many people just break their can openers in case they might want to try to fix them later, but that fails remarkably often, so I just had mine taken away entirely -- and even THIS has a non-zero failure rate! (To be fair, I could only find one ever documented case of someone still winding up with pineapple after removal of both can openers, and they said in the summary that they were pretty sure it's the only recorded time that's ever happened, BUT STILL ... NON-ZERO! 😳) And even if it were 100%, many people don't have access to any can opener removal or other good toppings prevention besides bags (if that) at all, and nobody should have to use a permanent method just to have peace of mind when ordering pizza. (Access sucks, let's be real. I had to get unrelatedly-disabled out of a previous career to be broke enough to get Medicaid before I had any options for coverage of any medical bc method at all, let alone the salpingectomy and ablation I went with. I spent nearly a decade between my toppings removals and my can opener removals being a bit terrified in the back of my mind every single time I ever ordered a pizza, with zero health coverage the entire time to either help me with pineapple prevention or help me deal with any pineapple problems.) So yeah. I absolutely agree that we need more and better preventive education, that people need to take best practices seriously, and that reinforcing these norms will help a significant-somewhat with rates of unwanted/harmful pineapple. But it's absolutely critical that we never boil the issue down to that alone, especially because the VAST majority of toppings-removals _don't_ result from the situations those strategies address, and there will _always_ be ones that aren't preventable by any broad methods, and there will almost certainly never be perfect prevention, and there will almost certainly never be perfect medical foresight into predicting risks of harm before any develop. Autonomy is critical on principle both ethically and as a best logical utilitarian practice. I don't think your comment necessarily took any position in opposition to this; perhaps you even agree. But sometimes concentrating our lens too much on prevention/risk reduction ... I can't believe I just said the phrases "too much" and "risk reduction" in one sentence lol, I assure you, I know how it sounds ... can make us forget to also separately and equally firmly advocate for the broadest safety-net principles that will always be necessary to account for all edge cases, no matter how far we ever get with reducing and otherwise accounting for all the non-edge ones. So yeah. I just truly cannot emphasize enough that there are absolutely no perfect toppings prevention methods, and when it comes to public health, we absolutely cannot sweep non-zero amounts of harms/bad patient outcomes into a disregarded "it's unlikely" margin. At large scales, unlikely cases add up very fast, and make for real serious consequences for many real people.

[@calebu2]

maybe require anybody who intends to put pineapple on pizza to have their supply chain disrupted to prevent pineapple happening by accident. when, and only when, everybody at the party agrees they want pineapple they can reopen the suez canal. it's the least domino's could do given their role in requiring people to eat pineapple.

[@williampichardo1485]

Been waiting for this since february 24th and I can't believe how much spicier it all became since then. I don't think there will be a part 10, we're all gonna be dead by then at this rate.

[@Jimmixalot2]

I think it is time for Part 8 as we look at the mental health crisis, inflation, and childhood development delays from the pandemic. Yeah. The pandemic legacy continues.

[@JWelch]

Part 7 and yet they never get old.

[@julienolke]

Endless material amirite?

[@netanelkatoa3806]

at this point hopefully there will not be an end

[@JWelch]

@@julienolke Sadly, we Americans have an innate ability to create confusing situations... like pineapple on pizza.

[@MarcyPeska]

I’ve become emotionally reliant on this series. I don’t even laugh anymore, but it’s so CATHARTIC! 💚

[@meribor]

These videos are legit a public service

[@pipe2296]

Come on julie part 8 is due, you know you want to !

[@dungeonmasters4]

Please make another one in a barbie costume with the world burning

[@jessied.potter5438]

This has been THE ONLY constant in my life for the past 2 and a half years and I'm very greatful

[@erin3523]

The fact that this series was supposed to end after episode 4 and it just keeps going is *chef’s kiss*

[@simsandsurgery1]

Well… I guess we might be about to get another installment…

[@ReezeGoingSenseless]

June 2024, I can scarcely imagine what an update would even look like.

[@Bav-s30z]

I wanna see the face on Julie when she realises there’s a new virus in town around Japan and it’s eating people

[@trinaq]

I just knew that this skit would be hilarious when July Julie entered wearing a gas mask, simply for the drama of it all! 🤣

[@SaHaRaSquad]

It definitely lightened the mood

[@asterix7842]

I knew as soon as I saw it existed. There was never a time when I considered the possibility that it wouldn’t be hilarious.

[@beth8775]

Hopefully, we won't have one where it's a legit need.

[@cam4894]

If bad news doesn't come in the form of a pizza metaphor, I don't want it! Thank you Julie!

[@julienolke]

haha noted

[@davidalearmonth]

Ok, so pineapple keeps spilling into the Eastern region of the pizza. But the West has been offering pepperoni to push the pineapple out.

[@falcore91]

@@davidalearmonth which is good, and the west is also refusing to buy any of the Canadian bacon from the east which may slow down the pineapple. But, there are a lot of others not in the west who are buying up that Canadian bacon like crazy, which is annoying.

[@davidalearmonth]

@@falcore91 As a Canadian, I'd prefer we make the analogy with anchovies. :)

[@falcore91]

@@davidalearmonth so instead of a Hawaiian pizza we’d be looking at a pineapple and anchovies pizza…. You know, that actually fits this situation nicely.

[@thenewmodelworkshop5743]

Feels like these should still be happening...

[@xcviij7045]

They should be, the world is getting more and more chaotic not less and less.

[@mhjy9394]

Please release part 8 now we need an update!!

[@davidluce4527]

These continuing sketches are pure gold; I jump to the "explaining" and the "Mirror, mirror" listings as soon as I see them! I think tthose are the ones you should show to Lone Michaels, cause, they are consistently off-beat, comical, topical and clever.

[@KevinLyda]

I'm 51, I've been pro-choice as long as I can remember, I took two medical ethics classes in uni and read loads on reproductive rights - and that pineapple pizza analogy was a new one on me. Love it! Well done if you came up with it and regardless the delivery was flawless.

[@kayenjee]

The delivery 🍕 😅

[@MelB868]

Pro choice? So your pro death what does pizza have to do with abortions I’m pro life abortion is murder

[@kennethfharkin]

So can the government tell you that you aren't allowed to take crack or heroin? Can the government ban prostitution? My body my choice, right? I am not saying governments should ban abortion, I am saying it is disingenuous to claim government has no legal grounds to regulate that private behavior. I am also pointing out that the SCOTUS decision has nothing to do if abortion should be allowed on moral grounds, it is purely a question of State and Federal legislative authority under the Constitution. Acknowledging the legal authority of states to legislate private behavior on items like cocaine and prostitution means the tenuous legal grasping of straws to construe a right of personal privacy protected by the Due Process Clause somehow applying to abortion is nonsense. Either private behavior be legislated or it cannot under the COTUS and it is pretty clear that it can be legislated. Wanting to have access to abortions has nothing to do with the SCOTUS case. It simply addressed a disastrous overreach by an earlier court looking to play the role of activist rather than ensuring legislation conformed to the COTUS. Now this is rightly back with the states. Many will have it with zero restriction, some may ban outright, most will go somewhere in the middle. This is funny as this is pretty much exactly like the entirety of Europe where nations have different laws on the matter, almost all with some form of regulation, yet I do not hear nearly the outcry about that. Personally I believe there should be unrestricted access for at least the first trimester and later pending extenuating conditions but this is now up to each state.

[@evilblackcat6357]

The analogy doesn't make sense though. Wouldn't it be better to say a woman orders pizza, gets pizza, changes her mind and tosses it out?

[@timgilbert9572]

@@evilblackcat6357 Here pizza is the act itself, pineapple is the potential result.

[@AllOutBible]

You are doing a great job documenting history. Keep it up!

[@LILLYBRONX]

Honestly, If a Zombie Apocalypse actually happens and I don’t get a Julie Nolke video, I will riot

[@jamesscott6146]

This series never gets old to me. It puts into perspective how much has changed in a short period of time.

[@BespokeSlipp]

The Pizza-Pineapple analogy is SO APT! Love you Julie, this content is fire. Never ever would I have expected the world to become upside down since the inception of this series

[@julienolke]

ugh thank you but also #facepalm

[@evilblackcat6357]

Conflating the two together to downplay what's going on IRL for the lols is kind of twisted, tbh. Then again, it's kind of even more twisted that, in this country, it's easier to riot and protest about abortion than it is to tell a woman to take responsibility for her own actions.

[@Shuizid]

@@evilblackcat6357 It's cute how you downplay a forced pregnancy to just "tell a woman". It's almost as if you want to downplay what's going on IRL.

[@evilblackcat6357]

@@Shuizid Ah, the old 'forced' chestnut which makes up what? Less than 1% of all abortions? It's almost as if you base your opinion on extreme hyperbole IRL instead of admitting that the _overwhelming_ majority of abortions are performed for the _convenience_ of the woman so she doesn't have to face the consequences of her _voluntary_ decision.

[@BespokeSlipp]

@@evilblackcat6357 It’s definitely dark humor, but I don’t think Julie’s downplaying the scenario just for the laughs. It has an unspoken message in the background that this entire scenario is utter bullshit, and our leaders need to do better to prevent situations like this. But I get you. Not all women are making bad decisions out there - mistakes happen, and sadly there are situations where women are not in control and need this medical freedom. I’m a male by the way and furious. Just imagining some type of equivalent happening to us puts a dreadful taste in my mouth.

[@AynenMakino]

This series is going to get SO much darker in the next couple of years...

[@MethuselahWinter]

It’s 2023 we need an update! 😂 plz

[@maryam.m]

I've been _waiting_ for Part 7 to break the news to January Julie. The WW3 joke truly did not disappoint 💀

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Part 8 might touch on the planet spinning faster, Europe deciding that air conditioning may be necessary, and that Covid now has so many variants that people just ignore the whole thing..

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

@@darrenrobinson9041 Don't forget that New York has polio!

[@ivani3237]

joke ?

[@rehmaanfatahu1272]

This SERIES is one of the best things I've seen during the pandemic and best things to come out of these unprecedented times. This is amazing and funny! Past Julie and Present Julie are the best duo ever. I want to see them hugging each other.

[@nickwittednonpareil]

I can't even imagine the editing nightmare that would be trying to get two characters played by the same person to hug. Unless she hires body doubles and does over the shoulder shots, I don't see that happening.

[@kayab01]

I would love to see them interact con mirror Julie. That would be awesome 😎

[@rehmaanfatahu1272]

@@nickwittednonpareil it's OK if there is a body double. I think it is fun to see two characters played by the same person to hug. The editing have to be awesome.

[@rehmaanfatahu1272]

@@nickwittednonpareil do you remember the video of the pandemic to my past self 1 year later? When the present Julie touch the past Julie's face. When she touched her face with the hand. The hand was actually was a body double's hand. You know the hand double. It was someone else. So I want to see two Julie hugging each other in the next video.

[@wojo4hitz]

@@rehmaanfatahu1272 I was just remembering that!

[@yumbunny2566]

It took me way too long to realise she wasn't actually talking about pineapple pizza 😅

[@emberphoenix9027]

"Do you want to order pizza?" "Not if I can't control the toppings I don't!" American Men: "But how are we supposed to eat, if you won't order pizza! Why does it matter that you can't remove toppings you're allergic to? You were fine to order pizza, before! Why are you punishing us? WE didn't make the pizza! It's not our fault it had pineapple!"