Explaining Waifus and Husbandos

[@Kwiteee]

this is important for my major

[@jman809]

Oh hey Kwite

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Better be taking notes, Kwite-

[@44Quantum]

Love your collabs with Nux.

[@shuheiki3533]

I like how there’s only 4 comments

[@GiggsTheWanderer]

Wow you mus have Kwite an interesting major

[@spidergalva]

I request a lecture on the difference between “waifus” and “best girls” - Lots of love from me and Wario

[@Frozezoner]

-Lots of love from me a random person wanthing this to happen

[@sansnyan982]

Waluigi best girl/boy

[@ABBASdotMP3]

I second this

[@bbqbunger2350]

You’re my husbando

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

I'm no expert, but my guess is the "best girl" is still a member of a harem, but ranks the highest, and "waifu" is the one and only you settle down with.

[@Hlecktro]

I love how he gets a pair of sterile gloves to present the body pillow

[@martiddy]

His dedication to the Professor role is very high

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

You never know where those things have been, it's very important to maintain asepsis.

[@anonymousx1101]

Gotta avoid the potent Waifirus that has claimed so many.

[@legendarycrab760]

Finaly i know

[@just_a_dude75]

He needed them

[@straightupanarg6226]

Fun fact: even characters rendered in "3d" are displayed on a 2d plane, and so are 2d.

[@LRC2322]

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave. You right tho.

[@theshinken]

So is your retina getting hit by photons letting your brain interpret what it perceives as reality.

[@DevinDTV]

if it only exists on a screen it's 2d

[@eMorphized]

Your eyes technically are 2d planes, making everything "2d".

[@krisztianleyser1434]

So you're telling me prof can be husbando?

[@Candyman2020_]

Example: Professor Lando is my Husbando and Waifu.

[@enslavedcontent]

Amen

[@waffelo4681]

I concur

[@le9038]

You too???

[@bluecat5669]

Nah bro hes mine

[@Candyman2020_]

@@bluecat5669 catch me outside after class bro

[@John7Wirth]

I really have to state this again, but... Aside from memes and the self-irony - your teaching style and grip, the fondness and enthusiasm is really uplifting and genuinely educative. I actually, in fact, have learned *a lot* from these classes. And while it's very niche information all together - it is extremely fun. And I like to know about certain niche things. The history of it. Amazing job, professor Lando!

[@omarmenjivar1563]

Tell me about it... my brains still thinks it needs to take this serious.

[@wellwhatdidyouexpect3882]

Well said you seems like a nice person

[@John7Wirth]

@@wellwhatdidyouexpect3882 Well thank you, but actually no. At least in the eyes of *most* people. I'm nice only with like-minded people or with my friends, in general. Usually I am intentionally asshole with others - especially if they give a reason to. Most of the time I don't even need extra reason to do so. I have a backstory for my reasoning for my behavior however - but one of my current goals is to be left alone as much as possible. I have found out, that one of the methods to reinforce this notion is to be as crude, uncaring and straight-up psychopathic towards the average-guy out in the streets. However - we're conversing visa via the internet now. And as nobody here has yet to give me any reason to be asshole, I won't be. I'm here most likely for the same reasons you all are: here to enjoy wholesome, genuine, and uplifting social-media community through memes and "me and my homies" -mentality and spirit. And yes - I *did* chose to reply in this convoluted manner, just because that's how I am as a person.

[@cpnCarnage666]

@@John7Wirth bro touch grass

[@John7Wirth]

@@cpnCarnage666 yEAh lma0, you're right - I *should* xD indeed

[@Subarashii_Nem]

"Human form ain't bad either" caught me waaaay off guard I choked!

[@trackernivrig]

same here

[@TheRealityWarper08]

*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding,*

[@oomar4597]

@@TheRealityWarper08 Oh please god no

[@Headstockch]

I gotta rewind it, make sure i'm hearing that correctly LMAO

[@altrivotzck6565]

A cat is fine, too.

[@Rekoyuu]

The touch grass bit was way too funny to me

[@arandomweeb1890]

I’ve almost touched grass before

[@nicke.8622]

What's grass?

[@TheRealityWarper08]

@@nicke.8622 A strange green substance that has the absolute nerve to cover the outside landscape.

[@miscalotastuff733]

@@TheRealityWarper08 and it mustvbe mowed. It is a pain in the a$$.

[@_piranha]

Touched grass every day Still love Felix Do i need help

[@mywifeleftmesonowimayoutub7729]

A waifu loves for lifeu.

[@hellogents8863]

It's you.

[@itisi2042]

It’s the speed run guy

[@hellogents8863]

"GUESS WHO!" "It's you." "IT'S ME, GOODBYE!"

[@smilingskibidi63]

fuckin virgo

[@hellogents8863]

@@smilingskibidi63 what

[@hauntedastolfobeanplushie1956]

A friend of mine asked me to explain waifus (since he is not a weeb), thanks Professor Lando.

[@THELIVINGSEB]

What if a tomboy or femboy were to become a Waifu or Husbando? Would they be referred to as Haifus and Wusbandos?

[@thetower8577]

This is why you got an A+ in class isn't it?

[@defaultlogos2976]

Theoretically, they would be both. Tomboy and Femboys are a special class that can fit in either set at a moment's notice.

[@TeaCupToast]

no, they still have a gender :) , if they're LGBTQ+ ask professor lando, he might know :)

[@OND30]

@@defaultlogos2976 No. Tomboy are masculine girl so its waifu and femboy is feminine boy so its husbando

[@don945646]

Then what about najimi?

[@atomicwastervii7308]

"I have not found a jar... An adequate sized jar for this one." - Professor Lando 2021

[@pottedplant37_]

3:30 "Yoriichi lookin pretty good...human form ain't bad either-" wAIT-

[@pantherman8719]

Lollll

[@aktonio1710]

Wait a damn minute lol

[@johnpratt1669]

Aye, lando has a masterchief helmet in the back round.

[@kaidanielson5956]

Knowing he's a Halo fan makes me like him that much more

[@laboon344]

background*

[@Darth_Revan25]

You know aye means yes, right?

[@johnpratt1669]

@@Darth_Revan25 lmao, I put ayo it must have been auto corrected

[@lleggs12]

I find that a person will get excited and happy to meet someone with the same husbando/waifu as them, but get really upset if they learn they share the same husband or wife.

[@RADLEA]

Talk about double standards am I right?

[@User-cd5bc]

More than one waifu can ruin your laifu

[@fangthefabulous1132]

Your PFP fits your comment WAAAAY too well.

[@mando_dablord2646]

I have two. Is that still bad?

[@RyuuRider]

@@mando_dablord2646 Doomed.

[@mando_dablord2646]

@@RyuuRider Oh.

[@thepunisher4356]

Reality can be what ever I desire so I have 100s of waifus

[@0PE.]

“Yoroichi’s looking pretty good… human form is nice too” Mind explaining… it’s a cat

[@rey2103]

What's there to explain?

[@pantherman8719]

If it's a cat human cross she in trouble.

[@wippo42]

Where does this cat lie on the furry scale?

[@pantherman8719]

@@wippo42 4

[@pantherman8719]

@@wippo42 4 out of 10 or 4 out of 5?

[@smalltok4638]

Shoutout to the guy who said "heavy weapons guy is my husbando" in chat

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

Man he has good taste, but I don’t know if he’s man enough for him.

[@_piranha]

Omega based

[@pogginglad7665]

@@flowerthencrranger3854 Could anybody ever be man enough for heavy?

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

@@pogginglad7665 I don’t know :/

[@thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483]

Timestamp?

[@bvonka4005]

Compelling lessons taught today indeed professor

[@arandomweeb1890]

We’ve discussed best husbando and waifu many times, it’s time we ask ourselves who is the best futa?

[@Elfishjuggler33]

This depends. Do you want an OC or do futaized characters also count?

[@jeremieh5009]

Your mother

[@jeremyheath9299]

The one from koakuma kanojo

[@globalmoron8304]

We decend one step at a time

[@zera3947]

That demon bitch from the Konosuba movie (idk if that counts as futa or trans)

[@Moslinov]

8:20 "Prof I did not come to be called out like this" That got me rollin 🤣

[@gumbomanmash6762]

In class rn watching this, this is so much better than the class im in

[@danieledwards4821]

What class?

[@FlorianFlorian573]

What class

[@gumbomanmash6762]

@@FlorianFlorian573 cooking

[@FlorianFlorian573]

@@gumbomanmash6762 what’s cooking good looking?

[@seethingwalnut2628]

@@gumbomanmash6762 cooking sounds like one of the only classes you SHOULD be paying attention to. Come on, now.

[@unstoppablemoron8743]

Imagine his parents outside the door listening and taking notes too

[@ThePersuasiveParrot]

I will never get tired of this teaching format.

[@Rubyllim]

I love the guy that said "harem = clueless friend group" because that's easily what a lot of harem anime boils down to

[@xaki6545]

"Human form aint bad either." Lol 😂

[@zemonsim]

LUL

[@altrivotzck6565]

A cat is fine, too.

[@TechyyGD]

@@zemonsim it translates to "asshole" 💀

[@erictrevino7189]

@@TechyyGD 5:10

[@stephenlaswell4341]

“The allegory of the weeb” is actually legendary

[@velo836]

Lando’s Allegory of the Weeb will be a turning point in weeb study, thank you for your contribution

[@lottochico8852]

Watching your videos after a stressful day is just so heartwarming, just like when you come back to your warm bed after a tough day

[@shadyyogainstructor932]

The touch grass part had me in tears and the body pillow part outright killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yurikitsune3525]

As always, the thumbnail is pretty on point! Also, nice tie! Thank you for the lesson, today, professor!

[@purpletea3807]

I would like to thank you for the amazing lecture professor and also maybe if you see this ask for an extensive course on the "Great NTR Debacle". I feel like many of us would benefit from a thorough explanation on that subject one way or another. Thank you and love you!

[@Cerbleur07]

Very appreciated proffesor, the lecture was quite useful and allowed me to understand the field between the interaction of waifus/husbandos and Gacha games, in fact I have learned the unique conditional behavior known as "simplistic adoration" on which individuals spend large sums of money to make their respective waifu or husbando more stronger than anything and, as a curiosity, due the simulation nature of gacha games it also allows an individual to replicate the same action over and over to make full squads theme after their chosen waifu or husbando, of course also spending large amounts of money. Very appreciated and I believe more research will be needed to study how these individuals behaviors are linked with the survival instinct of us humans.

[@ahhdi0]

This lesson really opened up to me not only the differences, but the similarities in waifus and husbandos. I’m excited next week for the lesson on the history of hentaihaven.

[@Whacky_WooHoo_Pizza_Enthusiast]

Apparently, Yoshikage Kira changed his face again, but he kept his tie.

[@brianlempa]

This man is the perfect resource to explain anime to non anime people.

[@JeffTheJefferson]

5:13 That comment actually killed my sides. Im gonna think about this joke randomly and laugh uncontrollably for the nest few days, Thanks Professor for the twitch highlights 6:22 Chat has me wheezing actually

[@darrelgreene7094]

The science gloves while demonstrating the dakimakura slayed me.

[@pigeonramier6898]

Yeah I have impression no one noticed

[@andreaquadrati]

I literally received my Kira necktie yesterday, and this pops up, with a guy making a lesson about marriage ideas with anime peeps. I believe it is fate

[@slimee8841]

Professor Lando finally giving the Waifulogy major, that's what we all expected. Can't wait for my master's degree on maids

[@LMC_Jarred]

3:29 That 4-on-the-furry-scale moment was so fucking slick, give this man a raise. X'D

[@aidanokeeffe7928]

This channel took me days to find. Finally!

[@dawgmanfoo13]

So many filthy frank vibes from the professor. But “family friendly”

[@saturn9740]

This channel deserves way more subs, love you Lando!

[@frozeneevee]

"How can you expect your Waifu or Husbando to be loyal if you yourself are not?" As Thanos once said: "reality can be whatever I want" So I can have my cake and eat it too!

[@eMorphized]

However, it is wise to at least expect the object of your affections to have as much liberty with theirs as you do.

[@MeisterSchwabbo]

But as thanos once also said: "Reality is often disappointing"

[@ZanraiKid]

The actual whiplash of going from the Itabag segment to the Allegory of the Cave is real.

[@akouwu770]

>Astolfo is my waifu >weebs: "I'll pretend I didnt hear that one" >weeb of culture: "bois, he's one of us! Quick, he's one of us!"

[@EmperorTortoise]

I respect the hell out of your commitment to this.

[@wilhelmvonvladisnoff6164]

When is our lesson on Loli-ology and onee san- ology??

[@TheRealityWarper08]

Or shotalogy?

[@oneconfusedboi2166]

The day the state of California can cause reproduction harm or birth defects known in the state of california

[@anonymoustroll2432]

It was cancelled because of the whole FBI and U.N bullshit.

[@tankerguy05]

A quick breeze through your channel is the most learning I've done all year.

[@zireael66]

Genial, muito obrigado pela aula professor lando 👏

[@StormySky48]

I learned so much. The definition and origin of meme speak and a deeper understanding for weeaboos.

[@Jengamouse]

"human form ain't bad either" caught me so off guard lmfao

[@AgingPurse]

When he finally shows us what a body pillow actually is he puts on medical gloves

[@nocap_luis]

Thank you sensei for another life changing lesson

[@TheMightOfGeburah]

Very insightful lesson Professor Lando. I look forward to future teachings.

[@pikachudiglet6594]

proffesor lando, can we get a extra credit class on the profussy section of one of the previous vendiagrams?

[@RandomUser11170]

Thanks for teaching me how to touch grass, Professor! Now I know what to do when people tell me to do that!

[@bongjutsu3489]

We need to get this guy Nux,Moist and Melody in one call discussing topics such as these. The meme potential would be invaluable.

[@Mate397]

I love how he is telling people to go touch some grass in a form of a lecture.

[@reiii69]

I know where the joke was going but i was still rolling when he said Touch the grass. 🤣

[@aktonio1710]

That was asf

[@travisprudhomme1710]

Every video you make is the most random stuff I have never heard of… KEEP MAKING MORE!!!!

[@Freund2300]

at first i watched these videos and was like "damn that's some funny satire"... but ever since the v-tuber video i started to wonder... is this actually still done ironically? Did somebody miss the point where they needed to stop saying "yolo"?

[@marocat4749]

About yolo, language organically changes over time, meanings of words change, words die when they arent used anymore, like abelist and queer slurs should, and new words are birthed. Shakspeare did that, and all it takes for them becoming legit , is common enough usage. Which i guess happened to yolo. It became unironic part of language.

[@Freund2300]

@@marocat4749 this is not about words.

[@12DAMDO]

when i first started watching his stuff i already knew most of this stuff so i didn't see it as ironic (still don't) this is actually the first video of Lando where i have disagreements

[@MatthewThingsASMR]

glad I got into this lecture, need these credit hours

[@caddydonstans116]

“Human form not bad also” made me lose it

[@soulsurvivor2706]

i didn't think professor lando could get better, but astolfo as a waifu..wow, glad I'm subscribed

[@oklemonss]

"with a snap of my fingers half the population turns into astolfo" if I had this power I swear to god

[@thecancelledclub665]

“Human form ain’t bad either” lowkey killed me 😂😂😂

[@Siobhan_my_beloved]

You make my passion sound professional, and i love that.

[@realspiderphantom]

I need a translation check but I think the "daki" in dakimakura makes it a "Hugging pillow" rather than a body pillow

[@phee4174]

3:37 I'm gonna have to disagree with the idea that I can't have more then one waifu, as I approve of my waifus having multiple waifus of their own, so why should I hold myself to a different standard?

[@vannavee597]

I was looking for a comment like this! As a polyamrous person, if I can have multiple real loves, why not multiple fictional loves? Same goes for any partners, real or fake! My waifus and husbandos can have as many fictional loves as they want!

[@Cyb3rFck]

I mean .. maybe try it in reality and see how that works out for your own mental health. Once you've lived out that fantasy and realised it doesn't work maybe you'll grow out of your pre-adolescent idea of villifying an animated character ..

[@phee4174]

@@Cyb3rFck uh what? I'm seriously confused on how that's supposed to relate to my original comment?

[@anitanielsen1061]

I have a girlfriend, a boyfriend, I fall in grass all the time, and I still have waifus and husbandos. Y-you don't need a "cure"

[@RADLEA]

Wait, you have a girlfriend, AND a boyfriend?!

[@anitanielsen1061]

@@RADLEA Yeah UwU

[@DishonoredGOD]

3:30 "Human form ain't bad either" **Hold up**

[@hypnos6347]

My, this will be an interesting video

[@elenhin]

Thx! Now I can send this to people who ask about my ffxiv addiction.

[@couthic]

"you need to physically go outside and touch the grass" Me: has a deck outside my house and a grass plant next to me.

[@joshuamelendez2126]

This dude knows to much THANK YOU

[@FrenchineerGaming]

Usually I would say that 2d waifu are better than 3d, But damn, Heavy from team fortress 2 is so hot

[@grasseater123]

Yes

[@AbsoluteBeta]

Yes

[@boberttheboss8990]

This is the way.

[@anonymoustroll2432]

I hugged Krul Tepes, best day of my life.

[@lokimalone7745]

I enjoy the fact I'm also learning about philosophy along with waifus and husbandos, love the grass joke

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

Bold of you to wear that tie while talking about Waifus. Do we need to hide the Mona Lisa?

[@aninnocentmannerism2314]

Genuinely never thought my study of Plato and his cave allegory would ever come up again post-uni but here we are

[@Eli_Irwin]

Professor, I have a question! if Astolfo is in the sort of intersection of "Waifu" and "Husbando" on that Venn Diagram, and you can only have one "Waifu" and "Husbando," then could you not have another one of the opposite? Random example, but lets say my "Waifu" is Chizuru Ichinose and my "Husbando" is Levi Ackerman, purely example, then I cannot have another "Waifu" or "Husbando" as that would then be unfaithful of me and tread into harem territory. By saying that Astolfo is both, does that prevent you from having another "Waifu" or "Husbando"? or does it allow you to have either as the situation allows? Example. lets say you really like Ken Kaneki for whatever reason, would your stance on Astolfo allow you to call them your "Waifu" and then be able to have Ken Kaneki as your "Husbando" or does Astolfo take the place of both preventing you to have any others?

[@2miligrams]

i put on classical music and it fits with all of lando's videos perfectly

[@Rocamps]

I need my huslando

[@lonelyboy9852]

Sniper from TF2 is my Husbando. Also great video as always prof, keep it up in educating the tinternet on whats really important lol.

[@abekk3334]

I find it so funny that he’s wearing gloves while holding the body pillow💀💀💀

[@Turbo.s1ayer]

“yoruichi’s looking pretty good” is no one gonna talk about how he meant the cat form, “human form ain’t bad either”

[@wg_spiritomb]

Thanks for the lecture Profussy

[@iagoantonelli1151]

When the explanation about Thanos's lines finished, I actually clapped.

[@Ahriela]

I live the allegory of the weeb. For many years, I had tried to live in the reality advertised and perpetuated by my peers. I had tried to make human connections and pursued both men and women in the interest of romance. I had failed every time. I had then realised I am not meant for people, because people are not what I want from the world. People never wanted me either, for I have been rejected numerous times. However, everything changed when I rediscovered the promised land of 2D. Now, I can live a life free of judgement and obligation because nobody respects and wants me to succeed more than my waifus and husbandos because they have been designed to be perfect being for the sake of appealing to an audience. God bless 2D.

[@ClarkNewman608]

Jesus christ go outside touch some fucking grass

[@Ahriela]

@@ClarkNewman608 No, thanks. My room provides everything I need.

[@Aeronor2001]

@@Ahriela If you grow a patch of grass on your windowsill you will be an unstoppable force.

[@Ahriela]

@@Aeronor2001 Yo, that's super clever. Thanks!

[@zenronez1158]

I have seen this video many times but now today I finally get to truly appreciate this video.

[@ThugGreasy-y8o]

Professor just proved how lonely I am *Poggers*

[@cyan_oxy6734]

So "reality can be whatever I want" and "reality is often disappointing" results in "whatever I want is often disappointing".

[@dipstick.]

because there is such a wide variety of waifus and husbandos, i believe it is acceptable to have multiple of them.

[@dboot8886]

5:52 ... ayo prof that thermometer lookin a lil sus there.

[@fakegraysonh]

Start a go fund me to get lando a college campus

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

START A GO FUND ME FOR GIVING LANDO A COUNTRY THATS ALL OF MARS.

[@Pickle6432]

Let's GOOO! This was the one I asked for!

[@s4mukn1ght35]

I have a question. Can i have location of Astolfo?

[@mrFresh-mx3ck]

Did you see that kira’s yoshikage tie ???! That’s sick !

[@metageek7878]

See I have multiple waifus but i also ship them with others in universe and even crossovers so I'm not expecting loyalty I'm expecting poly to begin with. Love can be shared Mai boi.