"Don't worry, the Foundation has more ideas." I am extremely worried!
@ShadowPhoenix823 жыл бұрын
I read this right after he said it, and this was my immediate thought too, lol
@saltymisfit65665 ай бұрын
Did they try unplugging it and plugging it back in 😂
@masterzoroark66644 ай бұрын
THe worst thing is- they think they are classified to have them "unlike those other groups of interest"
@theliegeoflettuce854Ай бұрын
Same energy as "We're with the government and we're here to help."
@Bush_Dude3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The “infestation” mentioned in 682’s monologue after the 055 attempt, is implied (and a little author’s head canon) that this infestation is supposed to be the Entity from 5000. Long ago, the Entity manipulated humanity into performing some kind of ritual and pulled 682 into a physical form and sealing its memory away in 055. Once 055 was introduced to 682, it achieved apotheosis and destroyed the universe to continue battling the Entity from 5000
@apollyonnoctis12913 жыл бұрын
So is this entity good or evil?
@Bush_Dude3 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a good question!
@iBenjamin10003 жыл бұрын
"the enemy of my enemy is yet another enemy that I have to deal with" since the foundation was trying to kill literally every human on earth to eradicate the entity from 5000, it could be that it's yet another hostile entity that just so happens to also be hostile to 682
@abnormallylargemonkey93342 жыл бұрын
So it doesn’t hate humanity, it just hates the entity within humanity?
@Bush_Dude2 жыл бұрын
@@abnormallylargemonkey9334 the Entity and Humanity are basically one and the same I think
@Hugh_Amungus3 жыл бұрын
The Foundation: Time to die, old lizard! 682: *_Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance-BUT NOT FOR ME!_*
@simonwyzik86613 жыл бұрын
_________: (Laughs memeticly)
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Cue the "OHHHHHHHHHHH" meme.
@khajozi76273 жыл бұрын
AYY LMAO!
@lavasharkandboygirl97163 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 memeception
@stephanietucker48123 жыл бұрын
Good joke
@GhostonGuitar3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, killed it so hard that "cognitohazard goes brrrr."
@ozo9983 жыл бұрын
Foundation: HA! Take that 682! Now you can't exist in this reality! 682: Mmm, how bout I... _DO ANYWAYS_
@tudoraragornofgreyscot84823 жыл бұрын
“I will…never be…a memory…”
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
I mean 682 would be dead...if the Foundtion remembered to tell the 6820 A.I. to erase it's own memories of 682 :(
@CanadianF.B.I3 жыл бұрын
@@l-x-10 what if he adapts
@ricardohoang84523 жыл бұрын
Foundation messed up again!
@john_michael972 жыл бұрын
History of SCP 682 by Bill Wurtz
@wafl4233 жыл бұрын
they then turn him into a lovecraftian god, funniest shit I ever seen
@anasain65903 жыл бұрын
The biggest meme ever
@zomg1337h4x3 жыл бұрын
I'm Eldritch [R E D A C T E D]!!!
@Apnael3 жыл бұрын
Dude i love this comment.
@ricardohoang84523 жыл бұрын
682 Lizard: Disgusting
@MLaak863 жыл бұрын
Yeeeep... They have enough common sense to not detonate a nuclear weapon to try to kill it, but for some reason using an ontological weapon seemed like a good idea?
@NathanielPayday3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how this is a genuinely clever take on the lizard? Like... yes, at the end of the day this is just a massive termination attempt dressed up like an SCP in its own right, but this actually expanded the LORE of the lizard in ways that I don't think have ever even been considered before.
@malum94783 жыл бұрын
it's the only thing that saves it for me. i'm definitely one of those people that hate 682 for being an overhyped, overly focused on, nonsensical spc whose survival most of the time makes no sense and clearly only serves a kind of juvenile fanboying "is there anyone that can defeat madara uchiha" niche within the community. THAT SAID. this is actually a really interesting take on the usual malaise, as well as a building upon the lizard in an interesting way for once. i still would just rather it was neutralized so we could ignore it going forwards, but still.
@latrykpo17793 жыл бұрын
@@malum9478 Tbf, 682's survival not making sense is kind of what makes him known as the "Hard to destroy" reptile in the first place, and if you think one of the Scarlet King's origin stories known as "Dust and Blood" is canon and 682 really is the child of the 4th bride of the Scarlet King it adds up to what makes him so broken, but other then that you are correct about it being highballed a lot around the Vs Debating community, up until a point where people started thinking it's Boundless.
@NathanielPayday3 жыл бұрын
@@malum9478 Yeah, but that's never gonna happen. 682 is basically the bar against which the strength of an SCP is measured. If you terminate it definitively (as opposed to just in tales or the like), you create a narrative power-vacuum that something equally broken and OP will have to fill. At least the lizard is simple and easy to understand.
@Xero_Kaiser3 жыл бұрын
@@malum9478 yeah, I liked 682 before people hyped it up as a walking Infinity Gauntlet. But, this is a pretty cool take on it.
@xyro36332 жыл бұрын
@@latrykpo1779 Just leave 682 out of any versus debates and you'll be fine
@NeosAvias3 жыл бұрын
The SCP Foundation: "Heeheehaahaa, UIU are a bunch of bumbling idiots, LMAO." Also the SCP Foundation:
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
I mean if they told the A.I in SCP-6820 to erase it's own memory it would have straight killed the lizard, at least in that universe anyways
@klittlet3 жыл бұрын
"LMFAO" would have been funnier
@sirsunman78263 жыл бұрын
@@l-x-10 with the fact that it was going to erase it from the noosphear its the whole multiverse that would be effected
@thebighurt24953 жыл бұрын
I have yet to find an example of the UIU being bumbling or idiotic. The Foundation, on the other hand likes pushing buttons that shouldn't be and pokes things that should be left well enough alone.
@Mark-Wilson3 жыл бұрын
@@l-x-10 they almost won god dammit
@carloslorenzo72433 жыл бұрын
I actualy love this version ofSCP-682, but I also love the concept behind the document itself. The idea that it was send automaticaly from a different universe which got destroyed means that every single SCP document which ends with the destruction of the known universe could be a document that our foundation got through the same process. I think that is a simple but realy nice idea^^
@Tacklepig3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this was established before in one of the SCPs more deeply involved with the multiverse/metaverse. There's even versions of the foundation where they purposefully create alternate universes to test potentially world-ending things.
@acubicsnake16303 жыл бұрын
To some 682 is adaptive lizard To some 682 is a child from the red god To some 682 is a misunderstood creature To some 682 is a good boy To some 682 is a concept To some 682 is on the verge of evolution
@sparking0233 жыл бұрын
This is argueably better than the Scarlet King's 4th Prince or something imo, solely for the fact that it stands on its own. The concept of Hatred
@yin32293 жыл бұрын
@@sparking023 It could still be both. It would actually make sense that if the Scarlet King was largely concept based then one of his "sons" would be too.
@sparking0233 жыл бұрын
@@yin3229 tbh, I don't like concept SK that much, compared to the actual version of the invading outer dimensional entity that feeds on fear. The whole "Tension between Modernity and the Old" didn't fly very well with me, but that's personal opinion
@Kingkent12073 жыл бұрын
This feels like the perfect union of classic and recent SCP. True to the form of the original but with all overly complicated beautiful mind-fuckery of recent SCP writing
@lucyditee3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this has to be one of my favorite of the Series 7 SCPs, Also the design of SCP-6820 reminds me of the AI Rasputin from Destiny 2. Could there be a connection in the design of 6820 and Rasputin? Idk but if that's the case then that's awesome.
@ih77293 жыл бұрын
Go sip box wine ..l.
@rinayasi2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely my favorite 682 reworks in a way it changes absolutely nothing about 682 and more so changes the circumstances around 682. It also in a weird way makes the relationship between 682 and 053 make more sense in my head.
@furiousfinch15872 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's a horrible Frankenstein's Monster of those two things, with neither of their values.
@Gigas01012 жыл бұрын
@@furiousfinch1587 Please don't take this the wrong way, but do elaborate. I'm always interested in seeing more people's views on SCPs.
@lord_azazel0013 жыл бұрын
14 minutes in this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. They go from desperately trying to kill one SCP, to then desperately trying to kill the weapon used to stop the first.
@techwizsmith79633 жыл бұрын
"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!"
@the123joker3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, it actually reminds me of that one bit from the Simpson's when the town was overrun by lizards at the end of the episode
@benny_lemon51233 жыл бұрын
@@the123joker Didnt the ultimate solution to the infestation involve introducing monkeys to eat the thing they were gonna introduce to eat the lizards, which would then die off in the winter? That sounds very much like the scp foundation lol
@soarel3253 жыл бұрын
The Foundation is turning into Atlas from Type-Moon. Predict that a certain person or monster causes the apocalypse, create a weapon to kill it, then predict the apocalypse again but this time your weapon is the cause.
@lindengb43623 жыл бұрын
As is tradition for the SCP foundation
@jackdaniel31353 жыл бұрын
I love this so much. 682’s weird relationship with 079 comes full circle with the idea that they’re potentially colluding to adapt into some form of computational perfection. This article did a great job of combining the themes of adaptability (682) and the desire for unlimited potential (079).
@jammydodger58382 жыл бұрын
is your name really jack daniel
@daltooinewestwood63802 жыл бұрын
I love how Dr. Placeholder knows for a fact that his assistance is needed because he is a walking talking plot device and he knows it
@IndigoWhiskey Жыл бұрын
medium awareness is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@pyrosianheir Жыл бұрын
I both love him, for all the ways he's been involved in stuff, but also hate him for his dumb name.
@Ezekiel_Allium Жыл бұрын
@@pyrosianheir let's be real, the name is like 80% of the appeal, and if you disagree, you are simply incorrect
@BuilderB08 Жыл бұрын
@@pyrosianheir There’s actually a reason for the name. In a word, *those without names*
@Ake-TL Жыл бұрын
@@BuilderB08but consistent nickname functions as name for fae
@IntergalacticPirateRadio3 жыл бұрын
So lemme get this straight, these homeboys tried to wipe the Hard To Destroy Reptile from reality. In response, SCP 682's consciousness latches onto the weapon they used to attempt to remove it from reality, basically turning it into Machine Satan. Nice.
@johntaylor78593 жыл бұрын
Great it's like King Ghidorah hijacking Mechagodzilla in Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) all over again
@commonviewer24883 жыл бұрын
Then they kept throwing more SCPs at it, causing 682 to become even more powerful
@feddy111002 жыл бұрын
@Nick West it drives me nuts when people say this in comments on KZbin. The entire point of the comments section is to discuss the video. If you don't want spoilers sty out of the comments til the end of the video.
@feddy111002 жыл бұрын
@Nick West it bugs me cuz there's always some bitchy whiner, on almost every single video, in the comments complaining about spoilers. Of course there's going to be spoilers in the comments, people are talking about the content.
@clem25262 жыл бұрын
@Nick West no one cares
@Fulgrim23 жыл бұрын
6820…. Oh crap, they’re gonna try and snuff out the Lizard aren’t they?
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
nothings really changed at the foundation, has it?
@logisniper98633 жыл бұрын
Ding ding ding ding, you are correct! And your prize is the destruction of your universe!
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
@@logisniper9863 YEA!
@hvazi87103 жыл бұрын
Tbh after all the hate-related stuff i thought it’d be patternscreamers
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
@@hvazi8710 to be fair by that logic it could have been the Scarlet King as well
@mathieuleader86013 жыл бұрын
the way this dodecahedron SCP rotates really takes this SCP to the next level
@therongjr3 жыл бұрын
witness
@Speed0012 жыл бұрын
???
@Adam_Dot_Com3 жыл бұрын
I like how this one points out how it's weird how many resources the foundation has put into trying to terminate 682
@ffjj39643 жыл бұрын
I know right? There waaay worse SCP out there. That foundation happy enough keeping contain.
@Zanytiger63 жыл бұрын
Shows how far the SCP foundation has come fictionally.
@thebighurt24953 жыл бұрын
There is something out there that killed all life (even 682, 079 and the AIs) on Earth stone dead, all the way down to the cellular level. 3125 can kill anyone, anywhere, once they learn about it. The Scarlet King is just *itching* to take out our species and Yaldaboth is just barely contained by Mekhan as we speak. 682 is, frankly, small potatoes anymore.
@seantaggart73823 жыл бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 well the fact is 682 is TRULY unkillable For it will always adapt
@EnvisionerWill3 жыл бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 Is your first sentence a reference to 3125 or are you saying there's another one which is also like that?
@nixonlumbarkovski67133 жыл бұрын
I find this halarious, it's basically a huge parody of a 682 termination attempt, taken to beyond the largest logical extreme. In doing so, it creates both a good story and an amazing meme.
@martyjehovah Жыл бұрын
It fits with the meta narrative since 682 was basically a parody of the early arms race to write the most "badass" edgy scp, taking "my guy is stronger than yours" to it's logical extreme.
@railleyandrewdeguzman196 Жыл бұрын
FAILED termination attempt 6820: 682 was wiped from noopsheric existnece by project antikill as projected and unexpectedly latched onto the machines ai and used its powers to distort reality. basically the tldr of this anomaly
@supermoo7087 Жыл бұрын
@@martyjehovahhonestly I love that, I get a feeling like “OMG look how far our little demon lizard has come!!!” Lmao
@Xytome9 ай бұрын
This scp belongs to the Admonition AU, which I really reccomend to check out. As per its description of the AU... "ADMONITION is a collab-driven anthology portraying a hubristic and starkly totalitarian SCP Foundation attempting to contain the uncontainable, achieve the unachievable, in the name of their mission and in the spirit of their institutional arrogance."
@GhostRydr11723 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, 682: the ultimate survivor across the myriad multiverses. What with its adamantium/vibranium/unobtanium-grade PLOT ARMOR.
@KoffeeKiwi3 жыл бұрын
Unobtanium🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thats so cool that you remember that 🤣🤣
@whitemagus20003 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some of the earlier SCPs have bs levels of plot armor.
@GhostRydr11723 жыл бұрын
@@whitemagus2000 I've noticed. More than quite a few of them make me roll my eyes. Suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Nth metal too.
@zakkmylde17123 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the armor also had all ten metals in it, the meta gene, x gene, access to the uni power, Pheonix force, starbrand and hell mark with an inner layer of Batman.
@EnderIzzy1243 жыл бұрын
The Foundation, in its hubris, constructed a god to eliminate its oldest foe, forgetting that 682 isn't *just* a lizard, but an idea. And ideas are *very* hard to destroy.
@Oilperson3 жыл бұрын
Idea are bulletproof
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
@@Oilperson And swordproof
@JustAnotherMatt4203 жыл бұрын
@@l-x-10 but can be stricken down with a pen.
@l-x-103 жыл бұрын
@@JustAnotherMatt420 Probably :)
@NecrosAcolyte3 жыл бұрын
pelted with stones and burned at the stake vipers they wait in the bed but they won't bleed dragged by a horse and thrown to the wolves with rabies but they won't bleed lashed with a whip and cut with a knife repeatedly kicked in the head but they won't bleed
@UGNAvalon3 жыл бұрын
This SCP record is the perfect embodiment of “We’re the Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation; not the Destroy, Apotheosize, Hoist-by-our-own-anomaly Foundation.”
@danieljames1868 Жыл бұрын
"Sorry, what? Couldn't hear you, too busy destroying reality and fighting gods using anomalous methods that are about to bite us in the keiste-OH BALLS MY SPLEEN" - ADMONITION timeline Foundation
@butchbabytoaster Жыл бұрын
@@danieljames1868 Don't mind me, just gonna add "OH BALLS MY SPLEEN" to my hurt dialogue.
@loopdelta3 жыл бұрын
Finally, TES has revived us all with only the highest-quality content. By far my favorite SCP channel
@TheDeath7ofsb3 жыл бұрын
by far the "best" one, alot of the other ones use animation, yes, but they rarely explore deeper into it
@Baked5023 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@Baked5023 жыл бұрын
The only other one on TES tier is TheVolgun, imo.
@wyattgmen4123 жыл бұрын
For a second I was wondering what the elder scrolls series had to do with scp beyond Todd Howard's anomalous power being to sell Skyrim to people on every console
@iCore7Gaming3 жыл бұрын
lol when you said TES i thought you were talking about "The Elder Scrolls"
@McDonaldWilliamT3 жыл бұрын
'Looks at SCP Number.' 'Looks at SCP Name.'. "Oh... Oh no..."
@rejoicingfakepriest2013 жыл бұрын
"I am Perfect. Finally you have proven worthy of true hatred."
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
My hatred for you has become the will of all things…my will! Now suffer!!!
@SupersaiyanChristian3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this comments makes me wish my chair had a seatbelt. Sounds like this anomaly is rough
@ffjj39643 жыл бұрын
Waitaminute! You mean we weren’t worthy of your hate before? We worked so hard be the most loathsome, disgusting, nihilistic species in the universe. And only NOW are we worthy being hated. WELL SCREW YOU GUYS! I’M GOING HOME!
@DeltafangEX3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, it's Kirei again! Hi Kirei 👋 How's the wife and kid?
@UncleMerlin3 жыл бұрын
Yorokobe Shounen
@spacer72053 жыл бұрын
so, they made a supercomputer to try to erase scp-682 from existence... and trained its neural net on data from scp-682... and in doing so, created a superweapon that not only *is* scp-682, but actively prevents anyone from even thinking about it, past feeling hate for whatever it might be and a need to annihilate it. nice work
@jacobfreeman54443 жыл бұрын
I think the fact they could still hate it was proof they failed. That alone likely sustained that beast.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment3 жыл бұрын
"I think a number of you likely have figured what the entity is at this point." Wha- *looks at SCP number* _[Sudden realization]_ This...this won't end well.
@Fulgrim23 жыл бұрын
It will only end in tears….
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
How about the sound of forgiveness, according to Llamas with Hats?
@ElBach1y3 жыл бұрын
@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. just a fragment of Him, keep looking
@MLaak863 жыл бұрын
I twigged when they described the life form kingdoms it fit into.
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
I figured it out at the very beginning of the video, the moment I realized the number was SCP-(682)0! As well as it’s called “TERMINATION ATTEMPT” I mean come on! IT WAS OBVIOUS!!
@commonviewer24883 жыл бұрын
I like the expansion into 682 lore this provides, like it having a memetic effect on life causing us to hate the reptile as much a it hates us, and that's why there's more attempts to terminate it than any other SCP
@Jaden-Ring Жыл бұрын
Basically scp 682 is the dark side of the force now 😂
@gamemeister273 жыл бұрын
I really like viewing this one as satire of the modern trend of SCP writing. An alternate title could be, "If SCP-682 was written today." It can't just be a hard to kill reptile, it has to be a metaphysical device built by the foundation that takes on the characteristics of the hard to kill reptile that ends up destroying all life in an alternate universe, presumably an alternate universe where no one wrote 682 until now. I really would have liked it as well if someone realized that the SCP they were trying to destroy was probably the machine they want to destroy now, and therefore they shouldn't try to destroy it.
@pawthorne70892 жыл бұрын
I think its a simultaneous satire of old SCP writing and modern SCP writing, depending on how you look at it. It's either A: making fun of how overly complex current SCPs are, or B: making fun of how simple old SCPs were. Not to say either is bad in my opinion! I love both old and new SCP and I think 6820 is one of my new favorites!
@hangyulee2503 жыл бұрын
Oh man this one is a certified Placeholder classic, I really hope you get around to doing SCP-INTEGER eventually
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
INTEGER?
@ronaldmahan84173 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 in·te·ger /ˈin(t)əjər/ noun: integer; plural noun: integers 1. a whole number; a number that is not a fraction. "integer values" 2. a thing complete in itself.
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
I know the word... but what's the tale about?
@ronaldmahan84173 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 An scp titled SCP-Integer i had hoped you were paying attention.
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
OK, I guess you're all being intentionally vague... I'll just stop. Hope it's not a marathon-level SCP like Ouroboros and Inevitable, though.
@SandwitchZebra3 жыл бұрын
This went from “What the hell did we kill?” to “SHIT SHIT THROW EVERYTHING WE’VE GOT AT IT” real fast
@stevencurtis71573 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: Uses machine learning AI to erase an adapting lizard from reality. Lizard: Adapts and begins erasing reality. SCP Foundation: *surprised Pikachu face*
@ashleighstratmann77833 жыл бұрын
This is what I like about the multi-verse theory being used with the SCP Universe. It allows 682 be a carnation of 6820 in one universe while still be child of the Scarlet King through the 231-4 in another universe
@diepioproplayer40573 жыл бұрын
Not really, SCP-682 itself has multiple avatars across many universes while it true form exist outside of the multiverse. And SCP-682 has been a child of SK for possibly even before earth exist and it has exist in the universe possibly very long time ago while 231-4 is just a newborn abomination created by a modern SK cult, so 682 and 231-4 isn't the same thing.
@tauceti80603 жыл бұрын
@@diepioproplayer4057 Essentially like Darside from the DC universe?
@samueldimmock6942 жыл бұрын
Well, the nature of the Scarlet King as a metaphysical entity with multiple iterations due to ideological change (or something like that) allows that anyway. But there are a lot of things that don't work like that, and a multiverse is a great solution to those.
@ZaF4ran3 ай бұрын
I personally prefer SCP 682 being the incarnation of hate or the “idea of hate” like stated in 6820
@EmissaryofWind3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, the Foundation has other ideas" That's kind of why I'm worried
@Green_Guy3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine the actual rewritten version of this thing. "Tales"/Termination attempts like these are what makes it still relevant. The stories, potential background and history, along with the "hate as a concept" descriptions make it what it is viewed as nowadays. I wonder how all of this would be incorporated in a revised version.
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU3 жыл бұрын
That's all I see for years now... Constantly improving and changing the same scenario sometimes fucking it up but next time it heals itself and continues on Very natural Still... Especially when they have their Gold Monty Python Coconut shells and Cod Pieces... 😐..... 😁😂😂😂😂🤣 I'm a Dik 😆
@nibroc84253 жыл бұрын
How is your comment 1 day old when the video was uploaded 3 hours ago 🧐
@mrboatface40233 жыл бұрын
@@nibroc8425 KZbin Membership. How this isn't obvious and common sense is beyond me, as it just seems obvious
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that they eventually decide to scrap the whole revised version, as 682 is too iconic and memorable to just retcon with a revision of the original article. The 6820 article proves how big of a concept it is in SCP, and it deserves to stay the way it is!
@Michael-bn1oi3 жыл бұрын
@@mrboatface4023 for it to be obvious it would have to be something people are even aware of. Some people don't use, have, or know youtube memberships exist, let alone what they do. Sounds pretty obvious why people might not know, actually. Hmm.
@gentlewolf96373 жыл бұрын
Foundation: Erases SCP-682 from reality. SCP-682: *ding dong*
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
The witch is dead!
@tochoXK33 жыл бұрын
SCP-682 did indeed come back from existence erasure (SCP-3930)
@tochoXK33 жыл бұрын
Ah, you mean the pataphysical stuff. Not quite. SCP-3930 is the Pattern Screamer SCP that doesn‘t exist and causes those who walk into it to also not exist.
@polkalamypekopeko29693 жыл бұрын
This is the Simpsons meme where Moe throws out a patron from his bar and the same patron shows up behind him
@sparking0233 жыл бұрын
SCP-682: *Sike! Right back at ya!*
@TSmith-yy3cc3 жыл бұрын
GOC: "Y'all can't even get killin' right. Go pet your lizard and leave it to the big boys!"
@kziila02442 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: “The chair called, it wants to kill you for shredding it into mulch.”
@randomperson-uj4bp6 ай бұрын
@@kziila0244 the 800 mass breaches becuase the foundation didnt wanna kill some scps:
@michaeltalpas3 жыл бұрын
"They killed it so thoroughly, that they lost all memory of it and why they wanted it dead so bad. Unfortunately, that ends up being part of the problem." Of note, not the first time that has happened. There is a reason why the Foundation doesn't attempt to destroy anomalies.
@michaeltalpas3 жыл бұрын
Oooh, I wondered if it was the same, or a new version.
@michaeltalpas3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was a wild ride. I can't wait to read that article for myself. Thank you, Mang.
@tochoXK33 жыл бұрын
Are you thinking of SCP-2165 (The article is so short, I'll just copy-paste it:) Item #: SCP-2165 Object Class: None Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2165 is to be left to its own devices. It is not to be acknowledged in any way outside of this reference. This reference is to be kept in an extra-temporal, extra-spatial location. All is as it has been. All is as it always was. Description: SCP-2165 is irredeemable. It is unknown if SCP-2165 is a sapient entity, a non-sapient creature, an inanimate object or a metaphysical concept. This has been deemed irrelevant by containment personnel. SCP-2165 has performed an action or a series of actions that caused it to be considered beyond absolution by universal consensus. The exact nature of this action or actions has since been erased from causality by universal consensus. As such, neither SCP-2165 nor any information about it are ever acknowledged by any other being, object, force, or concept. Addendum: There will be no forgiveness.
@michaeltalpas3 жыл бұрын
@@tochoXK3 Yeah, that was a weird one.
@MLaak863 жыл бұрын
"Er, what town did we just crush?" "Shelbyville." "YAY!!!"
@Tal-br7ht3 жыл бұрын
It took me about 15 minutes to realize what happens to the SCP number when you remove the 0. And then 20 minutes to realize "Termination Attempt" is a callback to all the termination attempt logs on 682
@mitchypdx3 жыл бұрын
I'm right there with you, brother.
@Tacklepig3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is literally them attempting to metaphysically remove the existence of 682 and thereby making it incredibly powerful. I honestly love this, that 682 crosstesting stuff is the type of flavor I'm missing with newer stories. The old foundation was really just "let's throw a bunch of shit at the wall and see what sticks"
@litchqueenasenath59953 жыл бұрын
@@Tacklepig They probably ran out of SCP-420-J and got back to "weird scientific magic"
@DarthPrime523 жыл бұрын
I listen to the article then check the SCP number. Yup, it’s that guy, alright. This article is actually pretty interesting to me, because it kinda fits into a headcanon I’ve been pondering on that makes 682 basically a Pattern Screamer. While there was no mention of Pattern Screamers in this video, the way 682’s perfect state of being is a concept kind of goes along with some of the stuff about Pattern Screamers. My idea was that 682 existed in the reality before this one (and maybe the one before that) and was so hard to destroy, that when the Pattern came around, it endured through it, being reshaped into its vaguely reptilian form it is now. So really, it turns out 682 is already contained in the current form it’s in.
@sparking0233 жыл бұрын
Well, you can actually make it fit. If we can have a Pattern Screamer inside a bamboo CPU array and one inside the Foundation's database, I can totally see one of them as good ol' 682
@DarthPrime523 жыл бұрын
@@sparking023 Yeah, cause I like to think 682 is old, ridiculously old, and nothing is quite as old as being from before this universe. And it shows just how truly hard, nay, impossible it is to destroy this thing, that even reality being so completely and utterly restructured couldn’t make it cease to exist. That lizard is just too dang ornery.
@arionerron42733 жыл бұрын
FUCK I think you're right
@romanpackham84713 жыл бұрын
must be one hell of a pattern screamer knowing who the father is
@DarthPrime523 жыл бұрын
@@romanpackham8471 Well here’s the thing. Is the Scarlet King the father 682 because he sired it? Or because people believe that to be the case and thus it is so? Cause as the SCP-001 article on the Scarlet King shows the King is shaped by the way he’s perceived by people shaped by the attempts to understand and classify him. 682 could predate its "father" but because people believe it to be a child of the Scarlet King it makes it so.
@nono95433 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The one where SCP-682 ascends to Godhood.
@darkflightdreamer16983 жыл бұрын
hello
@GrandStyles3 жыл бұрын
Or returns to Godhood, apparently.
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
It was at that moment The Foundation knew…they F*CKED up!
@murphylaw71063 жыл бұрын
Technically he already had Godhood but it was sealed away. The Foundation unwittingly gave him back that power.
@nono95433 жыл бұрын
@@murphylaw7106 yeah. he is fractured no more!
@Lykoz.3 жыл бұрын
This entry included almost all of my favorite SCPs, 055, 3125, ●●|●●●●●|●●|● and a new favorite 682, I've always liked Djkaktis's idea of it being the serpent from the holy texts but this is something else. And of course your majestic voice is the cherry on top.
@LordDoom103 жыл бұрын
Foundation: We finally killed 682! 682: I have become Perfection! Foundation: Wait, what!?
@seraphinw13 жыл бұрын
I like articles like this that demonstrate why just trying to blindly kill SCPs isn't a good idea. The Foundation killed something unkillable and ended up breaking the universe.
@rwberger62 жыл бұрын
Its also why its usually not a good idea to mix SCPs together. They made 6820 to kill 682, and it essentially because a much more dangerous version of it instead.
@RichardGriebel333 жыл бұрын
I think they may have turned 682 into The Scarlet King, they mentioned that one of the associated ideas in the Noasphere was that the color red is connected in human consciousness with the idea of hate and when the doctor met the entity at the end it said the room was colored "hate." There are already countless connections between The Scarlet King and 682 from other files and tales so it stands to reason that he could attach himself to that concept, maybe even directly through our Noasphere in our world by "unlocking" it with 055 since we have no idea what it is or what it does. In a strange sense, the idea of The Scarlet King and his connection to 682 may be responsible for both's existences through an idea loop set between 682/The Scarlet King and us as the readers and writers of the Narrative in the SCP universe. I'm now going to stop thinking about this for a bit before I get a worse headache.
@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand enough about the Scarlet King's lore to have a good opinion, but I really like your idea!
@drakobloodwing540 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
@ZaF4ran3 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t say that. I’d rather the Scarlet King stay out of this SCP but good theory!
@Son.D.Lollipop3 жыл бұрын
Man idk if I’ve ever read or heard a scp where the foundation fails so spectacularly bad. Also I’m one of the fans that absolutely love. 682 and never want it to be rewritten or discarded. It’s one of the originals that really made the foundation and scp in general what it is. A horrible monster that needs to be kept away because of what it can and will do
@brandonfitzgerald14573 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they'll never get rid of 682
@Son.D.Lollipop3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonfitzgerald1457 idk with how the 6000 series has been going and it’s need to change everything and force it all to play nice and fit agendas in. iI’m actually quite afraid of what’s going to happen the SCP in general the next couple years
@ender25792 жыл бұрын
@@Son.D.Lollipop Sorry for a little necropost but dude literally please dont try to create polemic with agendas and paranoia like that is not real lmao and scp is not going to be affected
@touncreativetomakeaname58732 жыл бұрын
682 is going to need to find a new way to keep up with the power creep of all of the lovecraftian gods being introduced
@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc2 жыл бұрын
@@ender2579 new scp is the definition of tryhard, it's not a stretch to say that they'll try to force the classics to fit in a way that's contradictory to their original purpose. People seem to forget that a concept as interesting as scp can only begin on a place like 4chan, and since it's removal from its roots, things have just become more overly complicated while simultaneously being less interesting (broadly speaking).
@cherrycordiaI3 жыл бұрын
Good job, Foundation. You turned 682 into AM.
@sneakyking3 жыл бұрын
Would they be best buds or hate each other?
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
More like turned it into GOD!!! It went from “The Hard to Destroy Reptile” to “The Reptile Above All”!
@heinrichze-france40893 жыл бұрын
Jenivieve: (I have no adaptation and I must hate)
@Kropothead2 жыл бұрын
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 Reptile Below All?
@hesiod_delta9209 Жыл бұрын
The best part is that there's a project crossover tale where 682 is AM and 173 is the poor soul with no mouth who must scream.
@OllyRoger3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of the SCP wiki combating an old meme SCP by turning it into a new meme SCP. "We'll beat our old tropes with our new tropes!"
@SCPRealised3 жыл бұрын
My favourite Series 7 SCP so far. Very involved, and very rewarding to read if you understand all the references!
@KoffeeKiwi3 жыл бұрын
Series 7😭😭😭😭🤕🤕🤕😭i jist discovered the SCP universe yesterday,how big of a back log are we taalking about here😭😭
@zyxaplayssomething3 жыл бұрын
@@KoffeeKiwi get cozy. It took me 5 years to read up on everything (but also just watch all of the videos on this channel in some semblance of order and they give you a pretty good picture of the universe).
@lastman36303 жыл бұрын
yooo it’s the guy that did the thing
@Amigo211893 жыл бұрын
@@KoffeeKiwi Series 7 contains entries 6000-6999. So... A lot.
@BenWard293 жыл бұрын
This is why we can’t have nice things. Just an interlock or stop button. You know- basic safety. Some kind of “noetic stop button”. Someone needs to write a story where SCP has to go through an OSHA audit. Shadowy Supra-governmental organization meets boring safety organization.
@notrod53413 жыл бұрын
"And you do what with the D-class?" "Well, uh, we..." "Are the trained personnel at least treated better?" "..."
@BenWard293 жыл бұрын
@@notrod5341 I also like the idea that OSHA would be more worried about proper hand railing and equipment tagging than the fact that SCP is a human meat-grinder. Making sure regulations are observed is, you know, important and stuff. The absurdity of bureaucracy. SCP meets Gilliam’s “Brazil”.
@rickyfinn27632 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the original author of the hard to kill reptile, and years later people are still writing scps articles about it. 682 was always my fave article, and all the following lore and cannon around it. I was a fan of the first 2 series, started reading them from series 2. It's become a bit more complicated now, still a great read.
@cesarvictoriano80723 жыл бұрын
And that’s why you always play “On one hand on the other hand” when brainstorming how to kill 682. This Foundation didn’t decide to play a quick game before this and look how that turned out.
@alexmorrison34422 жыл бұрын
Ontologically speaking, wouldn't the anti-knowasphere be a concept within the knowasphere? That is, it is a concept that can exist within human thought. This would mean that the anti-knowasphere and that which it contains is a subset of the knowasphere. Therefore there is a set that exists in the set of that which humans can understand, described as that which humans cannot understand. This leads to three conclusions, conclusion one, there is an irreconcilable paradox found within human thought, that it is possible for people to understand that which it is impossible for humans to understand, or that set theory is bs.
@BookWyrmOnAString Жыл бұрын
@@alexmorrison3442it's usually spelled noosphere, but I like your version better
@Eira_3 жыл бұрын
I personally love this SCP. It's hard to make 682 interesting but this one manages to do it quite well
@butchbabytoaster Жыл бұрын
682 is pretty interesting on its own, especially when you look at it through the lens of the modern Foundation. They can devise containment methods for boxing up concepts, eigenweapons that turn gods into a fine red mist, and recreate the entire human race from basically nothing - and yet they can't kill this one lizard without breaking reality.
@AamonCannon3 жыл бұрын
TY so much for the work you put into these videos. I want you to know that everyone who watches your videos appreciate you including me. Your videos have brought me so much entertainment since 2017 thanks again exploring series.
@GrandStyles3 жыл бұрын
They should’ve tried turning 6820 off and on again.
@parabaum70213 жыл бұрын
Scp 682 is the physical manifestation of the concept of plot armor
@thewerdna3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, the foundation has more ideas" I think that's what worried me more than anything
@crimestick66483 жыл бұрын
The reason I look forward to Sundays.
@ecurps13 жыл бұрын
23:40 I just about died laughing here. XD trying to logic the impossible will always be a favorite source of humor for me.
@drdino20022 жыл бұрын
"Hard to destroy" the absolute biggest understatement in scp history
@claewilson82342 жыл бұрын
I love this one because of how long it took me to figure out the 682 thing. I really got hooked into the story and forgot the world existed for a second. Such a fun entry.
@hangyulee2502 жыл бұрын
Right? I remember the first time I read it, it took me getting to the very end of the article to realize what it was. I facepalmed so hard lmao
@thorshammer78833 жыл бұрын
*682 is erased from the universal meta existence* *Returns as a extra dimensional entity* Scarlet King: *"That is my little Leviathan. As father and son. True hatred."*
@captcrow17833 жыл бұрын
I theorize the lizard is an embodiment of the unbending hunger and growth of the universe. Certainly explains it's powers more sufficiently in that light.
@Robustacap3 жыл бұрын
I bet that it really isn't anything but a "sphere" or "a Ball", which is what something definitely isn't. Definites in SCP are... undefined. And we all know what form/SCP we are talking about. Hateful reptile, yeah.. How to destroy whatever cognitohazard. Brilliant SCP and keeping old lizards alive!
@mr.international27783 жыл бұрын
682 is still one of my favorite scps despite it being really vanilla compared to some of the more newer entries. I love how this entry brought new life into the lore of 6820 and other legacy scps
@colemoran10233 жыл бұрын
One of the few SCPs Ive had the pleasure of reading before TES made a video. I love this one because it makes a great example of why anomalies should never be almost never destroyed. Anomalies function outside our current understanding, getting rid of something just because we dont understand it can have innumerably many or maybe none, consequences. I also like it because it makes 682 much more interesting, SCP-682 isnt an unkillable lizard, its an eternal, conscious, antithesis to life who we had best figure out how to cohabitate with because, they are a seemingly built into reality to oppose consciousness.
@Monte_Carlo4513 жыл бұрын
Scp-682: who are you? Scp-6820: I'm you but Foundation fucked up and now I am stronger
@rozemorgaine18863 жыл бұрын
When I first read this one, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it was about 682.
@hangyulee2503 жыл бұрын
same, I felt so dumb when I got to the end of the file and went "OHHHH"
@giliansterckx3 жыл бұрын
for me, it clicked when the annotations started saying "DISGUSTING"
@MrShisuto2 жыл бұрын
For me, it was when they started talking about how the hateful feeling was mutual. Nothing hates humanity quite like 682.
@callamthompson66093 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say thanks! Listen to your stuff on repeat at work and it keeps me sane!
@xxrandomxxheroxx123 жыл бұрын
Yo same
@outbacksteakhouseofficial2 жыл бұрын
682 🤝 105 passive aggressively conquering reality because the foundation murdered them
@walkwithoutrhythm98583 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I thought this was an scp about a termination attempt on Yaldabaoth from SCP-5001. I saw the number, and didn't make the connection. The whole hatred aspect seemed to fit in my head with how humanity has moved beyond the limitations of the flesh. Well done to the author, it was a ride.
@_Skim_Beeble3 жыл бұрын
I love Control because it's the closest thing to a AAA SCP game.
@Wimmle3 жыл бұрын
I dislike it for ripping of the SCP community but not giving any credit to the clear original source
@hithere70803 жыл бұрын
@@Wimmle it doesn’t rip It off, it pays homage, the scp foundation wasnt the first shadowy organization that researches and keeps the supernatural a secret.
@moonpresence97073 жыл бұрын
@@Wimmle If we're going to say that taking inspiration from something is "ripping it off", then the SCP community ripped off countless movies, games, books, folk tales and shows. But that's not how it works.
@nadirmuhammad93573 жыл бұрын
@@Wimmle the creator did give credit though.
@Tacklepig3 жыл бұрын
@@moonpresence9707 I mean, technically the SCP foundation is just the Men In Black but with supernatural and mystical shit rather than aliens.
@Alexander-bi6tb3 жыл бұрын
I remember trying to read this myself and barely being able to make sense of it, I really appreciate the video
@MegaGm19993 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the Scarlet King watching 682 on the sidelines, waving his hands around and saying HEY BITCH ITS MY JOB TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE … So proud of you
@thefrostbee41823 жыл бұрын
And they were roommates
@fr0stdr4ke953 жыл бұрын
Like any proud dad.
@heliveruscalion91243 жыл бұрын
@@thefrostbee4182 omg they were room mates
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
@@fr0stdr4ke95 He probably gave him some sort of reward for singlehandedly conquering or destroying an entire universe
@sanstheskeleton81043 жыл бұрын
The Scarlet King would be like *Look at him go, i'm so proud of my boi.* to the other eldritch gods.
@thelaughingrouge3 жыл бұрын
Excellent tale. Thank you for bot saying what "it" was until the end. Most people probably had it figured out pretty early, but it was the right way to do it.
@CarsonZXY3 жыл бұрын
"Ruled over or destroyed that universe" In the case of 682, is there a difference?
@cesarvictoriano80723 жыл бұрын
Yes. Just not for humanity.
@cappertilge89163 жыл бұрын
Given that they received the file BECAUSE an alternate universe was destroyed i don't have high hopes
@brandonm31883 жыл бұрын
Great as usual
@pyrosianheir Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that trying this hard to kill that SCP ACTUALLY managed to screw things this hard. Damnation.
@wilfredrainey2186 Жыл бұрын
In the future it would be nice to allow other people to enjoy the story without the need to spoil the experience.
@pyrosianheir Жыл бұрын
@@wilfredrainey2186 edited. Sufficient? Also, I'm far from the only one dropping that nugget in the comments.
@elektra815163 жыл бұрын
I think one of the morals of this is that you can't use hatred to destroy hatred, sometimes it's best to just let it be.
@chasenengquist97433 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: haha we erased 682 682: no u
@d0ntb0th3r3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they used SCP-2719, literally one of the more underrated conceptual skips IMO
@awsomebot12 жыл бұрын
The version of the SCP foundation reading this document: "Phew, thank god we don't have an SCP 55"
@placeholdermcd94652 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@baitposter3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I don't usually watch these for unknown SCPs, because stumbling on 6820's article is an incredible treat for any veteran skipper for all the references it has. It's absolutely a god tier Placeholder McD article. It's such a long read, but it was never a tedious one; it's a properly gripping sequel to a classic.
@DamienBlade2 жыл бұрын
This is so bonkers that I have a hard time not believing the entire project was overseen by Jack Bright.
@arthurmeric6512 Жыл бұрын
13:16 - "recommends immediate decommissioning of the weapon by any means necessary." Oooooooh, I think I see what you're doing there 😁
@Hugh_Amungus3 жыл бұрын
Last year: Wow TES did a 42 minute video, this one's gonna be a long ride! This year: TES did a 42 minute video? That's pretty short
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Oh, how times have changed.
@mikellwehrer3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the summary at the end. I think it'd make a good addition to all your videos.
@runitback19853 жыл бұрын
Scarlet king: That’s my boy!
@adhiradewa3 жыл бұрын
love your series btw, especially creepypasta, love to listen more from your videos, thanks!
@badatgames3687 Жыл бұрын
Foundation. Let's forget this scp so it no longer exists Foundation. I want to remember thing we worked hard to forget. Let's remember. Computer desperately trying to keep foundation from remembering :(
@timbomb374 Жыл бұрын
Foundation: *introduces distructive paranormal object* Machine: "this is some serious gourmet shit"
@lastchance18293 жыл бұрын
How the hell does a termination attempt for 682 end up turning him into a god? How do you mess up THAT badly?
@wilfranobeimaralzatecastri52013 жыл бұрын
One of the faces of the ultimate terror is the idea of an endless threat, a truly immortal bastard, that's why the lizard will always be popular. This scp goes beyond to imagine that this thing is not only physically indestructible, but also conceptually perfect.
@o5ex5scp363 жыл бұрын
Great work on a great scp story
@alexwisz95272 жыл бұрын
I've looked forward to you discussing 682 for a long time, and this is an extremely inventive way to do it.
@darkninjacorporation2 жыл бұрын
This basically boils down to “what is SCP-682 was an AI robot weapon used to kill normal 682?” And all the termination attempts are countered in a mechanical manner vs a biological one.
@SageofStars3 жыл бұрын
And this, Junior Researchers, is why cross testing is forbidden. Because sometimes we turn everyone into immortal demigods with super powers, and other times we destroy the universe. And infinity isn't as big as it used to be, so we can't afford to keep going through them at the rate we are.
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
I must admit, today is an odd day. Not only have I watched Clue with all three endings on cable TV and Singin' in the Rain, but also Eckhart's Ladder released a vid about SCP A.I.s as well. Edit: ...The "meme" is SCP-682, is it? 2nd edit: They made him (it) a piece of the WHAT?!? 3rd edit: Subsumed... oh dear gods no. 4th edit: *eye twitches, then facepalms* Why? Why did you fools try to take that monster out in such a manner?!
@kalebdoom79443 жыл бұрын
he did pretty good with the SCP vid
@JunkCCCP3 жыл бұрын
Cool blog
@jacobpascale48583 жыл бұрын
They turned the undying lizard into Roko's Basilisk...
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
They had one job! ONE…JOB!!!
@riderbrice16293 жыл бұрын
With the screen cap you posted for SCP 5001 And how similar it was to this one was really hoping for a Yaldaboath termination attempt, but I was quite happy to see 682 get quite a larger story than just “hard to kill lizard lol”
@motormac223 жыл бұрын
Me: I guess he doesn’t have it out yet. About to look for a video Also me: 🤩 “posted 23 seconds ago”
@loafofsof33333 жыл бұрын
Ok, it made me so excited when the scp from the anti memetics division takes we’re mentioned I was so happy, I love those tales!