Explosive Garden Gnome Mines

[@OrdnanceLab]

YT have been glitching like crazy and has been deleting comments. Including our pinned comment. It's getting really annoying. Anyways, now to market the garden gnome pest control device.

[@voiddreams1074]

heard you guys talk about Gemini explosive what is it

[@blacklooneybird1828]

This was epic. I wouldn't recommend this but it would be effective to say the least. That Gemini is some good stuff. I know I can't have your recipe here though.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

Do you have access to Conclusion Patches? The Membrane covered sack set at breaking at specific wave power. A diy way is to use whoopie custom like pouches. *Concussion

[@OrdnanceLab]

@@voiddreams1074 It is a binary explosive Jake formulated. Has a high detonation velocity and great for shaped charges.

[@bobbyc2768]

@@OrdnanceLab is it nitromethane based? thanks for your work, you guys inspired me to get an explosives license. i'm working on starting the business with my best friend of 26 years right now

[@brysonbermes1264]

THE TANNERITE GNOME HAS RISEN THE MEMES HAVE FORETOLD HIS ARRIVAL

[@jakehildebrand1824]

As an artist who sells a lot of gnomes, i could make it a thing.

[@JustThePizzaGuy]

💀

[@NuggetsAndLaundry]

@@jakehildebrand1824please make one shaped like he’s wearing a cardboard placard saying “FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY” and on the back “BEWARE BACKBLAST AREA”.

[@jakehildebrand1824]

@@NuggetsAndLaundry Alright. Out of clay till Tuesday, but I'll definitely make that.

[@djjaysky9071]

@@jakehildebrand1824 it would be better if it worked like a claymore

[@Kenj1090]

*Achievement Unlocked: "Gnomeland Security."*

[@OrdnanceLab]

We should make that into a shirt.

[@InstructorRandy]

Don't do this at Gnome.

[@Kenj1090]

"Gnomemade Explosives."

[@jlambuth]

@@Kenj1090 ok that is really funny.

[@agoogleaccount2861]

💯 that should be a shirt

[@2D-Rudy]

Gnomes, always known for their mischievous behavior. Nothing is more mischievous than a surprise explosion.

[@jimdickey6492]

I was conceived by a mischievous surprise explosion!

[@MichaelJohnson-tw7dq]

Sounds like a dietary issue

[@boltvanderhuge4858]

Finally, a decorative solution to the gophers ruining my yard. Can you make them biodegradable?

[@OrdnanceLab]

Biodegradable explosive gnome mines? Sounds like a solid marketing idea right there. HGTV would eat it up.

[@keithjurena9319]

Certainly. Plaster of Paris is biodegradable. Will need moisture proofing.

[@paolodeep8459]

Gophers are biodegradable. 😁

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

pine sap covered cellulose, completely biodegradable and leaves your garden smelling fresh.

[@tomhewitt8017]

They can sure make the gophers biodegradable

[@OrdnanceLab]

A few points to address: We had to re-edit the video as Acre was the original sponsor, but they got shady and bailed on their commitments. So Gunspot stepped up and took over where they bailed. The amount of info we put out in each video is limited as YT will yank the video if we do. So b-roll showing production or giving out specific details on the explosive devices is a no go. We are well aware the test would have been better with ballistic gel dummies. The fire still did a number to our finances, so we can't purchase any. We some contracts pending that soon will give us some additional funds to play with. Until then, standard targets will have to suffice.

[@notmyself2533]

Yea upload somewhere else censorship on YT since 2010s has gotten worse and worse. Whole point of internet share information. Most people don’t have access to those explosive. Or won’t do . For education purposes I think should be ok explain to audience how you made gnomes. Whole point internet share information. Website like yt been destroying spirt of information sharing.

[@m1t2a1]

Wife is busy making t-shirts for our garden gnomes that say "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"

[@JamesAnderson-dp1dt]

"Nose toward enemy"?

[@gvii]

I knew the flash powder was going to have quite a lot more oomph than the black powder. But I guess I wasn't quite expecting to have THAT much more. Holy smokes... And funny as heck, if a little frightening, lol....

[@OrdnanceLab]

It was crazy loud. Louder than the tannerite one.

[@gvii]

@@OrdnanceLab I believe that. It was darn impressive, for sure.

[@american7169]

Never play with flash powder! 1 gram can remove fingers. That was a kilo. The balls to mix up a kilo of flash, it takes giant ones. I know these guys know what they are doing, but that was very risky even for a pro.

[@heathbecker420]

@@american7169 Sound advice. Also, considering how easy FP is to make one would think we would hear of people blowing their hands off all the time, so maybe people are heading your advice already lol

[@918Kustomz]

Flash powder is alooooot more "explosive" compared to bp

[@generalbismark7163]

The idea of the Korean DMZ getting covered with lawn Gnome claymores in addition to the already existing landmines paints a wonderfully ridiculous image in my mind.

[@comentedonakeyboard]

Perhaps in the likeness of comrade Kim🤔

[@PavewayJDAM]

We need fine minds like yours on our secret EM-50 project.

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

ATF: "Did you buy any lawn gnomes lately?" A random grandma:

[@Meerschwein]

A tannerite filled stuffed dog would be interesting as an ATF present

[@OrdnanceLab]

So we are working on that idea for a video.

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

With a motion detecting bark recording

[@briankudalis9572]

Use the 22 sensitive taneright , since most cops carry 9 mm pistols and not rifles .

[@life_with_bernie]

I can't believe neither of you guys yelled, "Fire in the gnome!"

[@american7169]

Fedz are now tracking garden gnome purchases...

[@jonpierson4616]

Age requirements, must be over 70 to purchase

[@nataliedeyton6829]

The ATF is a lot of things BUT our friends are not one ….. JS 😂

[@joshuagibson2520]

They're obviously blowing them at every given opportunity.

[@PavewayJDAM]

Always call them the BATFE. They soooo want to be like the 'cool' three letter agencies...but they are not.

[@RichardCranium321]

Brings new meaning to "ending up on a Govt. watch list because memes..." LOL

[@OrdnanceLab]

You aren't living to the max if you aren't on a few watch lists.

[@icaleinns6233]

One more reason to Shoot First, Ask Questions Later when you see a garden gnome!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@tfairfield42]

YES EXPLOSIVE GNOMES! What mischievous and whimsical creatures! If I died to an explosive garden gnome I would not be upset

[@WheresBeamng]

2:18 “it’s fun to do these meme- uh destructive devices”😂

[@jlambuth]

I caught myself there lol

[@WheresBeamng]

@@jlambuth and he replies, legend

[@FiveStringCommando]

13:34 “CALL THE MOUNTIES!!!” This video is gold, BTW. 😎

[@OrdnanceLab]

We are prepared to face their wrath

[@FiveStringCommando]

@@OrdnanceLab Set up a Poutine mine that covers them in fries and gravy. That’ll give y’all extra time to get away. 🤣

[@sr3063]

This went HARD on your LinkedIn As a fellow licensed 1.1D enthusiast to another my hats off to you gentlemen

[@jimster1111]

i was actually thinking of modeling hollow ceramic gnomes with rifles and military themed outfits. make a platoon of limited edition gnome warriors.

[@american7169]

A claymore camo'ed to look like an outdoor speaker is way awesomer...

[@jlambuth]

That isn't a bad idea......

[@Dsdcain]

What did we learn!?! Like always we learned that explosives are fun! When used properly, etc, etc.

[@panelektronik9553]

The memes have predicted his rise

[@LtJackboot]

at 10:50 it sounded like '4 no-minds' 🤣

[@charlesurrea1451]

This goes nicely with my fire sprinklers. They sprinkle fire.

[@c2099]

Awwww yeah, don't let our memes be dreams. Thanks guys!

[@jonathanfalvo2414]

“All fun things to party with”. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mrheeheefish]

I really enjoy these videos and love how much effort you are willing to put into the videos to entertain us

[@jlambuth]

Hopefully, some of our other jobs pan out and we can spend more money to expand the channel. The fire really did set us back about 2-3 years. We had a lot of stuff lost that we needed to make better videos.

[@davidpritchett855]

I honestly want to put a number of gnomes on either side of the drive way with yellow rope connecting them all for the lolz. Bonus points if i can find them with battle paint.

[@jlambuth]

I really love how YT is deleting comments on my own channel. But it was hilarious we got booted from just about every sub reddit on arms and explosives. One guy in a gun sub reddit got so mad and personally saw to it we got banned there. All because we didn't give tribute to the creator of the boomba roomba meme. LOL. Anyways, what else do people want to see blow up? Leave a comment and we shall try and make it happen!

[@jarethhogan3274]

Tannerite pool noodle breaching device would be possibly interesting

[@jarethhogan3274]

Or like PVC pipe or something

[@jlambuth]

@@jarethhogan3274 It's so crazy it just might work. I'll add it to the list.

[@scrappydoo7887]

Breaching charges with flash and BP and water bags would be interesting. I'm guessing that you can't have a foray into traps ect. Turning everyday items into interesting devices would be cool like a crt TV shaped charge or off route mine. Field expedient trenching charges. The barracks buster The Roman mine where you dig a hole in the ground add a charge in the bottom and add stones or metal. I'd be curious to see if they can be directed. An experiment to see how much explosive it takes to punch a hole in ar500 steel without an EFP . sabotaged rounds, whether or not the primer is sufficient to detonate the PE inside without a booster I'm sure I'll think of more lol

[@jlambuth]

@scrappydoo7887 crt shaped charge? Now that is a level of exotic that is right up my alley.

[@robertsmith4681]

and just like that the tannerite filled garden gnome meme, becomes a real 'thing'...

[@OrdnanceLab]

Do not let your memes stay as dreams!

[@yannkitson116]

Imagine the gnomes equipped with a proximity sensor... an IoT explosive gnome.

[@djordjetosic4553]

5:35 "Yeah..." *i see the explosion* YEEEEAAAHHH

[@jeffcooper9363]

Gnome , gnome on the range... If adopted, the military would have to come up with proper gnomenclature for the device.

[@ucitymetalhead]

I wonder what would happen if you cast your own gnomes out of metal and filled them?

[@OrdnanceLab]

Would work way better. Jake is working on building a metal melting furnace. His last one broke so he is making a bigger one that can get hotter.

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

@@OrdnanceLab if you have a 3d printer can do some quick and dirty lost pla casting, would be neat. would you cast iron or aluminum?

[@kimness7796]

Or get a pressure cooker at Walmart???

[@briankudalis9572]

@ordinance lab , if you give me your address I can send you some mini kegs that had beer in them . They are like one gallon size ( a little bigger) probably hold ten pounds of exsplosive material ?

[@DH-xw6jp]

​@@johnsmith-sp6ylmost home casting set ups couldn't reliably do iron or steel. Aluminum or brass cast using a lost wax/ 3d print molds would probably be easiest.

[@b0rd3n]

You certainly struck gold with "insert anything here" exploding stupidness. wow. my heroes.

[@comentedonakeyboard]

The perfect decoration for a Rommel style "Teufelgarten"

[@maxwellfulton8855]

I know what I'm going to be adding to my lawn

[@spacedmanspiff1543]

Banging with the gnomies !

[@replikvltyoutube3727]

Someone who unsolicitedly walks into the gnome garden, will most definitely get gnomed

[@jakeaurod]

🎶 Gnome, gnome on the range...

[@andrewkelly907]

Yins are so enjoyable to watch. Always happy to see a new upload. Thanks for continuing to do what ya do with a smile on your faces.

[@TastyBadger]

God Bless you, my friends

[@junkman2758]

That’s one energetics little gnome. I like them when they’re that way

[@lukeboyer4071]

Most underrated under subcribed channel. Love the vids keep up the explosive content😂.

[@PickledParrotfish]

Basic neighbor "Cute garden gnome; what's it's name?" @Ordnance Lab "Trinity".

[@DroneStuff402]

2:15 Nice save 👌

[@jlambuth]

No matter how much practice I go through, I still hate being on camera.

[@davidweeks1997]

Ah so, gnome make happy make nice explosion. Love you long time, and boom! Garden done.

[@DTX_G0D]

Now I can have my own miniature keemstar!!!

[@robertsmith4681]

Would love the 'slo mo guys" to capture one of those going off in high speed ..

[@friball8728]

Satin says: My child will follow the rules and regulations of war and engagement Jesus says: Hehe funny mine go boom

[@auroratic9983]

Yep I’m on a watchlist

[@chops1911]

It makes me wonder just how many calls the Royal Canadian Mounted Police get from people trying to report you! Lol I can just imagine the communications officers faces 😂

[@OrdnanceLab]

We have often thought about calling them ourselves to see if we are on the mountie's most wanted.

[@chops1911]

@@OrdnanceLab that would be hilarious!!!

[@johndilday1846]

Outstanding tomfoolery, gentlemen!

[@Revivethefallen]

Gnome Ring of Doom was the name of a black metal band I used to play in. Lol great video as always!🤘

[@hunterrick4]

You must of been in the band @ogdangershow

[@mrtjbiga1784]

LoL AFT saying what I can and can't make , what they don't know, won't hurt them

[@GeneRogers-en2xv]

So glad the people don't call in on you for sunglasses 😎 or not sunglasses 😜 lol. The tsa wants to know if you are safe

[@obsidianet]

There are no friends at the ATF.

[@IronGunner10]

Best idea ever

[@tonyabsoluteam3456]

I appreciate you! nobody wants to go to jail!

[@stevansikes8477]

The gnome needs something to hold nuts for the squirrel 🐿️. 🍂😂

[@markpowell5654]

Love you guys from 14 degrees C and very wet UK.🥰

[@lukej9906]

Coat the inside with glue, fill with ball bearing, pour out the non stuck ones when dry… THEN add explosives

[@thatoneguy454c]

I prefer realistic stuffed dogs with motion activated barking sounds. iykyk 😂

[@jzapien1377]

my question is how close can containers of Tannerite be with out them being at risk of being "chain" detonated by shrapnel or the concussive force

[@themanhimself3]

Depends. especially if there is shrapnel involved.

[@DH-xw6jp]

As long as none of the shrapnel is above the velocity/weight thresholds that will set of the binary you could probably get the quite close.

[@bagofjello8585]

Canadian Government: Whatcha got there? Me: A garden gnome

[@ilovepotatos]

I have an illegally gained criminal record from unlawfully acting RCMP. I support this channel because we both don't like the RCMP. Cheers Texas!❤

[@bobbybank5026]

The perfect answer to federal agents stepping foot on your lawn.

[@UncleSam-bu9gz]

I was thinking empty beer cans.

[@TalRohan]

Using a special red hat stuffing process of we bring you Gnomenade, the brand new pixiementation device for clearing little folk and other fairies from your greenspaces.

[@Milspecpoptart]

An earth shattering kaboom??? Alert the papal guard!!!

[@joshuaanderson4311]

Gnome goes BOOOOM? I LOVE IT!!! LOL

[@JJJJspam]

I would have put black powder in a bag and electric taped it befire putting it in the gnome with some metal Jacks, or #4 rebar slugs. Those that don't know, Jacks were a game you played in the 1900s.

[@WessStewart]

The gnomes have been taken over by Sauron. lol

[@hughbrackett343]

Great. Now if i order garden gnomes it'll get me on a list.

[@MichaelLloyd]

The Flash Powder gnome was pretty impressive.

[@armorer94]

This is my garden gnome. His name is "Claymore K. Boom"

[@hhkk6155]

Say hello to my little gnome!!!!😅😅😅

[@Underscore23]

"Memestructive Devices."

[@OrdnanceLab]

Another t-shirt worthy phrase right there.

[@Zane-It]

This video has gone where gnome man has gone before.

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

Would ceramic gnomes perform better over plastic? Specially the bigger ones

[@jlambuth]

Possibly. If it is well made ceramic. We saw a few but opted out of them due to cost. We bought 2 originally that were not hollow.

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

@@jlambuth Not hollow? I figured they all were, for curing reasons and all.

[@jlambuth]

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 We got a couple that were made out of plaster or cement. Not hollow at all. Really nice ones, but useless for what we needed.

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

@@jlambuth That makes more sense. What a shame. I looked into some myself and I could find some garden gnomes made of proper ceramic and with pictures showing the hollow bottom, but they were tiny at just 6in. It might just be worth drilling a hole in the plaster gnomes and packing them as full as possible with explosives hoping the material itself is good enough fragmentation.

[@PresidentElectA1-Abrams]

That seems in compliance with city ordinance

[@CCNB04]

I will be approaching my grandma's front door with a whole newfound respect. Just in case.

[@creepyendy]

love flash powder i used to blow up wasps nests that are in the ground in my parents as a kid with flash powder in those Edding permanet marker metal cases they are small enough to fit into the holes and big enough to hold a good amount of it it always made their tunnel collapse but didnt really do much damage to their nest here in germany there are 2 wasps species that are just fucking assholes they sting you for no reason at all i bet every german will confirm this and im allergic to those mfer so it was my little war and i surely earned some purple hearts and got a not so nice medevec with my mom finding an endless list of reasons why i wont reach the age of 13 if i keep doing things that contain building selfmade firework

[@sasquatch6829]

Gnome Land Security.

[@ATruckCampbell]

Walkway brick mines next please.

[@jimdickey6492]

Someone need to make a Garden RCMP Gnome.

[@boltvanderhuge4858]

I would buy such an ornament for sure.

[@jlambuth]

I need to see if we could make one for sale on our website. I have some Canadian friends that would love that.

[@jimdickey6492]

@@jlambuth I second this motion.

[@Losantiville]

Not hurt, not in Jail. Priceless.

[@Throw-y6v]

Now, put tatp in one of the gnomes, nothings going to survive that.

[@toddmaples3152]

@ 10:35... that's the quickest I've ever seen moss cleared from trees...

[@Fearfeeder]

Ignore haters and don't compare yall to anyone. Yall got got awesome content and your own style. Keep up the good work gents! Can't wait to see more.

[@kylehowat6775]

Genuinely curious. I have always been fascinated and loved explosives. How do you make a career out of this like you all did?? This would be my DREAM JOB!!!!!

[@benjaminjones5029]

Gnome Protection

[@3870TheDad]

Hmmmmm, garden Gnome protection system!!! I like that idea.

[@jlambuth]

Great for dealing with garden pests, intruders, and door to door solicitors.

[@adamdunfee7187]

you guys need to buy a skid unit or a brush truck to save you from having to call the fire department

[@johnbonham5951]

A gnome a day keeps the feds away

[@ImezRuez]

I need this for reasons

[@jdiluigi]

Makes me wonder if you did it with a piggy bank. Would the coins work as fragmentation? A real life version of what Magneto did with that coin un the Xmen movie.

[@jlambuth]

You know...................not a bad idea. Also a great solution to ridding myself of a ton of worthless coins I have.

[@kaboom4679]

Forget the piggy bank , raid the swear jar .

[@myrlyn1250]

​@@jlambuth Penny for your thoughts?

[@jlambuth]

@myrlyn1250 that would make a funny shirt depicting an explosive piggy bank and the title "penny for your thoughts"

[@grey1wa]

I'm a bit jealous you guys get to do this professionally. I am absolutely thrilled you guys share not just the fun but the safety parts too!