Exposing Dan Bilzerian (Part 2)

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[@outatime4882]

Dan bilzerian without a beard is the guy who goes to airsoft and gets mad at kids cuz they aren’t playing in marine style like him

[@outatime4882]

“I showed you my muscles pls respond. I’m also rich”

[@keensteezetv6848]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@Peytons_Hairline]

He’s one of the guy who yells when he’s sees someone as much as touch their face mask to move it at airsoft 🤣

[@benjaminhigham3624]

@@Peytons_Hairline I mean that's a good thing lol

[@Mirrtamirrv]

He probably does that lmao

[@midnightroads4180]

The whole veteran community has disliked this guy when he kept telling everyone he was a SEAL. Truth is, he flunked out after the first phase. Dude is a giant tool that has rich boy money and the maturity of a spoiled 13-year-old.

[@studypickle9685]

As a veteran I second this

[@bongeldeboogle3895]

Active duty, I third this

[@Zhenkaaa]

I’m not a veteran or active duty and I fourth this

[@josiahbosch2000]

I’m not even remotely close to anything military but I fifth this

[@ryanmahandru3860]

Lmao ur mad he’s living ur dream life

[@alaurent2679]

sometimes when noel is laughing but hasn't said why yet i just look over at cody and relate heavily to how he keeps the smirk on and even starts laughing but his eyes show how his soul is just eagerly waiting to hear the joke

[@researchproject034]

lmao yeah

[@haZhPlay]

that's because Cody is short, maybe he feels awful inside which is the root cause for his comedy career.

[@kevinpereira6417]

@@haZhPlay Yeah... Short kings are respected here. We demand you recant your statement.

[@PyroGamie]

​@@haZhPlay Noel: "It was either Posty or Dan Bilzerian who was like- this is Odell. And I was like, yeah, I know..." yeeeeeah, somehow I doubt that they are all that insecure lmao

[@alaa3275]

Ifkr

[@SimohSays]

Dan Bilzerian without a beard looks like human Shrek

[@arrowfan10]

I think shrek was taller tbh.

[@slygarci6138]

Ide chill with shrek though

[@denpapierkram9868]

take that back rn, human shrek is hot as fuck, he is not even close

[@DecentGatsby]

Don’t disrespect OG Shrek like that

[@flocooke2559]

shreks hotter

[@dannyberentson4560]

I feel really called out with them calling him Danny B

[@SimaReads101]

What an unfortunate name there lol

[@haZhPlay]

Called out by who? lol

[@actontreadway1168]

No U!

[@tuffgong2132]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@guitarhero1346]

I'm a Daniel B so I'm very adjacent but not quite

[@clappincheeks5584]

I love how these rich dummies think that all us “poor people” do is oogle over their life and yet all we do is laugh at them 😂

[@faradhameen2988]

Unfortunately there are still millions who oogle over him, especially in 3rd world countries.

[@AJ-is5ut]

Yeah, we might not, like us few but go look at his page. It's pathetic. Thousands over people kissing his ass and begging him for money. Its really pathetic.

[@AJ-is5ut]

Of*

[@dontbe3greedy608]

You still broke and struggling for rent

[@MachonyLeeoun]

@@dontbe3greedy608 at least my dad isn't a massive fraud ..

[@FrmGrave2Rave]

“Dan Bilzerian without his beard” Cody and Noel: LOOK AT DIS DOOD

[@orangeman3220]

Cant wait for them to roast russel hartley

[@haydensteven9765]

wait was i supposed to laugh?

[@FrmGrave2Rave]

Hayden Steven you don’t have to bud

[@haydensteven9765]

@@FrmGrave2Rave yeah well no shit... no one has to laugh at anything, what is your point musthjab lmao

[@PyroGamie]

@@haydensteven9765 K

[@dylanbailey4212]

This guy looks like he lives in the Fyre Festival

[@user-cb7jv1jx4r]

omg fr 😂😂😂

[@victordovalle4216]

Dan’s the kind of guy to bring a knife to a paintball gun game to use when he runs out of ammo

[@JYMAHJAMES]

_"if you're nothing without the beard, then you shouldn't have it"_

[@ripnsoar]

On this episode of BALLER BUSTERS 😤🤠

[@charlesfasel2064]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZ_EiGZqe9CrfJI

[@billiegaskellsilver6419]

noel and cody look like they could play any characters in the live action remake of barnyard

[@shifa444]

this is so specific i love it 💀

[@BenefitExploits]

😂😂🌚

[@serpicopiu3591]

Cody is Ben, Noel is the horny cat

[@billiegaskellsilver6419]

@@serpicopiu3591 yes yes yes yes yes

[@ricardopinto881]

When he didn't have facial hair dan was the type of guy to say "that's what she said" every minute.

[@ispartacus1337]

If you arent saying "that's what she said" at every opportunity I don't want to know you.

[@ricardopinto881]

@@ispartacus1337 that's what she said.

[@naegleriafowleri2230]

@@ispartacus1337 only geeks say that, we all know that's not what she said to you

[@MaximusMerideus]

@@ispartacus1337 Good, I wouldn't want to know you, either.

[@wolfetsuboi7404]

"You guys can stay." What a Chad, you beta boys were truly blessed

[@rock3tcatU233]

Please don't associate the great people of Chad with this massive douche.

[@cloidclied3835]

@@rock3tcatU233 if it quacks like a Chad...

[@nini97JA]

Thats crazy, this whole situation reminds me of Drake and Future’s What a Time to Be Alive era of making dark moody trap music made for late-night drives around Atlanta while sipping on a cup of lean

[@Chuckfinlee432]

What

[@tomascarona6778]

This and a blunt..

[@delaneyleonard5504]

this will never fail to make me laugh lmaoo

[@bryanmiller1388]

wut

[@DavidOrtiz-fd2lb]

Bruh what💀

[@anaj9346]

As a girl men like DanB give me anxiety. I see them as absolute idiots. And far from anything to aspire to. Cody and Noel are the complete opposite and hearing them talk and watching their videos makes me happy and restores my faith in humanity ❤

[@ribah214]

Omg same b

[@melissaedwards5689]

Same! I have no idea what these women who hang off him are thinking. Although they are all paid to be there so, get that coin girl!

[@naegleriafowleri2230]

thats fine we dont have to like you

[@myrtaleellery]

@@melissaedwards5689 i honestly feel so bad for the models, especially because he has once thrown a porn star off of a roof making her break her ankle and has apparently punched a model in the face. happy that they got their money, but i would be absolutely terrified to be in the same room as him.

[@basicradical3581]

@@naegleriafowleri2230 thank god for that

[@Ian-oe9wp]

last i heard Dan pays to be in movies and demands he be credited as "handsome guy a bar"

[@NbaLive4ever]

I actually happened to watch a movie with Dan in it called “The Equilizer” starring Denzel Washington 😂

[@TheImSolid]

@@NbaLive4ever I believe he's also in Lone Survivor with Mark Wahlberg

[@icp7201]

@@TheImSolid Wasn't his scene cut, though? He payed like a million dollars to be in it, the scene was cut and he proceded to sue the studio

[@tylerkemp3998]

Ivens Pinheiro Ivens yes

[@MaximusMerideus]

@@NbaLive4ever great movie

[@albertmunguia1106]

without the beard, he looks like Tom from MySpace.

[@haZhPlay]

we all look like that without the beard, what's wrong with you.

[@nicoleknowsbest1]

Yes.

[@naegleriafowleri2230]

lmao

[@naegleriafowleri2230]

@@haZhPlay only if you white my son

[@Beer_]

Why you gotta do my man Tom like that man?

[@leonardoribera6934]

“he brought over this bong and started taking huge rips... and then odell beckham jr came and took a shot with us and left” literally sounds like a movie

[@zachsoulios5038]

Dan Bilzerian, Meninist Twitter and 10th grade all go hand in hand

[@Mistertbones]

I have a good feeling Dan is compensating for something.

[@TheHeatProducer]

His insecurity

[@ehma7960]

I honestly don't know if Noel shaves his head every week or if his hair grows really slow.

[@j3in725]

His hair is a painted on illusion

[@pattasgames6066]

His Hair is a projection of the future

[@iReppoGames]

On a real he definitely shaves it. There's no way his hair hasn't grown a bit. Its been too long.

[@tn15_]

it's a tattoo. do you see how freaking perfect that hairline is?

[@nolzie3896]

Dan Bilzerians beard has a mind of its own

[@sany678]

And it's high

[@theboys4813]

Quiet you fool!

[@gordieevans2263]

Yea, so does 8 billion other people on earth who arnt conjoined twins in the head

[@patrickogorman7553]

ok @@gordieevans2263

[@murderparker7968]

I’d never heard of Dan Bilzarian until he was on JRE. I called bullshit after fifteen minutes of listening to his jive. That man is a fast talker, slow walker, as my grandfather liked to say. It’s astonishing that it took this long for him to be outed.

[@aarons9892]

Y’all forgot about the part where he pretended to be a Navy Seal even though he failed Bud/s

[@billybawlclub9552]

Dude when he asked the Vegas cop for a gun like he was in an action movie

[@mafiaman5678]

Not going to lie if I was rich I wouldn't want people seeing my life style. I would want privacy and to be comfortable doing whatever.

[@fernfernisfernie]

He's not even hot? I'm not into the whole traditionally muscular "gym rat" type but I do understand the appeal, however THIS DUDE? He just looks like an axe body spray can come to life. Is it just the money that these women are after? Surely they're getting paid well. Besides that, barf.

[@camero4134]

Seems like so.

[@MaximusMerideus]

would you date him, Fernie?

[@erinfiorillo2093]

Can you guys do a "that's cringe" on classically abby? Her ads keep spamming everyone's youtube

[@ben-zu4iq]

Thats cringe?

[@erinfiorillo2093]

@@ben-zu4iq lol yes my bad

[@TheStringBreaker]

I’m so glad someone is making an in depth video about Dan! Never heard of the TMG podcast but subbing after this!

[@indracharlene3675]

Yay!!new sub they are super fun welcome to the community lol

[@slick3996]

Yall remember when Noel said his hair will be back quickly af.. like 3 months ago

[@RushilKasetty]

He's definitely been trimming it. I shaved my head a few weeks after he did and my hair is much longer than his

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Its an alternate version of Noel . This is the bald “East LA foo” 🇲🇽 version.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

i forgot that he had hair thats fine, he looks fly af rn

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

waffle falafel nah he needs the hair back lol my mans head look like a Kiwi now 🥝

[@alaa3275]

He looks better this way tbh. The faded haircut made his head look too long for his body

[@castro619a]

Dan is just a trust fund baby.. like all fake gurus

[@jsobers]

His dad embezzled bare money

[@milkdud6993]

Don’t b mad

[@nolzie3896]

Dan Bilzerian without his beard is like Thor without his hammer...

[@wilfordthe4th422]

Dawg have you seen thor ragnarok

[@fostersstubbyasmr9557]

Don’t insult thor

[@randomguy-zb4tl]

Please no

[@yungxprovelone8194]

Noel’s laugh always makes me happy. He’s so contagious.

[@noh-1386]

you guys didn't seem to remember SOAD stands for System of a Down, so you missed a prime opportunity to clown on him some more. because while I grew up with them and have a friend on their band label, this is.. yeah, exactly the kind of guy who would listen to SOAD and think he's super cool for it *edit:* don't worry, guys, I genuinely love SOAD. I just mean this guy isn't self-aware enough to embrace the cheese!

[@ethanrosenberg6570]

I dunno, I think that might be more cause he's armenian and its a cultural thing for him, cause serj tankian's lyrics and principles do not fucking remotely line up with how this dude lives

[@alexmax529]

System of a down what a throwback! My favourite band in high school

[@benjaminhigham3624]

I love some of their songs still

[@kingchuckfinley]

There’s nothing wrong with SOAD. They were unique and made so cool musicZ

[@GraceAlone614]

I like me some system of a down. They got some killer songs. Don't let that chode ruin music...

[@idontevenknow9758]

You both make me laugh so hard when I have your podcast playing in the background. We just started going back to my office and I’m the only one here right now in my department. It’s been me laughing like a moron alone.

[@almond7994]

Dan’s beard makes me feel 🧚‍♀️✨𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢✨🧚‍♀️

[@itsnatertot6528]

Just want to give feedback. These past videos have BLOWN UP. This “part 1” “part 2” videos are sweet

[@baetoulk5888]

Noel screenshoting all of these is hilarious

[@alaa3275]

I've watched the episode where Cody and Noel talked about that time at Dan Blazirian's house and it's still so awkward to imagine i don't even remember if they mentioned how they got there or why

[@ariannaeisendrath9782]

Lmaoooooooooo omg your impressions of him is spot on it’s like hearing Danny b himself 😂

[@lilbeanlottie1770]

Dan without a beard reminds me of the unicorn tik tok filter

[@nicoler.4648]

The tilted kilt stop boys 😭 I worked there for two years lol thanks for the shout out

[@itzark7934]

Dan without his beard is just the guy from the bee movie

[@JohnnyYork]

Dan Bilzerian without a beard looks like a dude that restocks vending machines.

[@haides13]

Every time Noel and Cody tell a crazy story it sounds like a fever dream like none of it could possibly be real

[@jordancarter4884]

I need a full breakdown of Danny B

[@user-rc7bc9um4e]

He looks like live action Thanos without the beard

[@Camibug]

The Wheezing squeak laugh at 1:46 is what did it for me

[@danielstudart2062]

I've said this before, Dan without being buff and having a beard is Bert Kreischer

[@jcmarquez5731]

The Beard comment had me rollin man hahahah

[@abinschachtnene1939]

Please do a part 3

[@amba_lams]

Why does he look like the guy that advertised TAC LIGHT/PRO

[@Lustie]

There better be a part 3

[@chazlife103]

Y’all should do a story time about his house

[@hereg0es160]

I imagine Cody and Noel going to dans house like a scene from Night at the Roxbury

[@theflowerhead]

"That beard is his POWER!" 😂

[@sithlols1665]

1:45 he looks like a bot in counter strike

[@danijel83]

He looks like a villain from Lazy Town

[@Dusk0nerSA]

I hear club poor for the 1st time last week and i cant get enough 😂🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@ahsankhan-zg6gr]

You won me over - subscribed Made me laugh so much

[@nush2469]

I don’t find anything attractive about Dan Bilzerian, with or without the beard.

[@ObtuseCat]

"So Scottsdale" 😂

[@LogieT2K]

Noel screen capping these pics had me fucking ded

[@sophia17853]

LMFAO I used to work at the tilted kilt that was really accurate 🤣

[@beyonceknowles3996]

1:46 THAT SOUND HAJSJAH ME

[@tshiremonchonyane1365]

Startin to think Noel didn’t like how Dani Vegas treated him that one time.

[@sporer_]

Danny B lookin like pissed off Dane Cook pre and early beard

[@stephenmuraz5363]

Yall just went 7 minutes straight just roasting the dude 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

[@shnabble]

I got an ad for ball hair clippers with the ~P A S S I O N~ morning routine guy in it

[@samschulman3663]

DAMN YOU DRE DREXLERRRRRRRR

[@Peytons_Hairline]

I didn’t know the tilted kilt was a legitimate food chain out of my state

[@caleysenters4591]

You guys any depression I may feel from time to time. So funny thank you

[@sporer_]

they missed the bottom right gem at 5:36

[@tiarasolorzano4189]

B. A. W l s a u s t e e r

[@sdawg7632]

Casually mentioning taking a shot with OBJ while at Danny B’s house is a mega alpha move. Well played Cody.

[@metallicka1262]

Never Forget the length of this video

[@macavalli2619]

D Billz without the beard got that Thanos chin going on

[@MePatra]

That was him @ the System of a Down tour lmaooo

[@damiangrzywacz6739]

Dude is like 5 7 and looks like a kid with no beard.

[@Sleipnirseight]

Who tf goes to someone's house, takes a shot, then leaves? That's fuckin hilarious

[@dirtydan4535]

Without a beard He looks like when shrek is a human

[@dsjtravels]

dan bilzerian must be lonely as hell

[@antoniotedesco5471]

Times up,game over

[@cloud_3nv]

5:02 System of A Down Europe Tour, doesn't surprise this guy is into 2000s metal

[@letsgetthisdread2765]

1:46 "Mom said it's my turn on the shooting range!"

[@kathya.h7078]

Ngl I thought he was Adam Sandler in the thumbnail lmao

[@noyellc3283]

yall, is the podcast no longer on spotify?

[@cdog9288]

wait you guys did shots with odell? that’s way crazier than meeting danny b

[@Soldulo]

odell and codel

[@cringineering]

Lmao was that the System of A Down Euro Tour? What a quirkster.

[@destroyerr2160]

1:45 that squeal man very cute

[@AllStarrKo]

whats even funnier is the zebra “nylon tights” was full fucking body paint he had on

[@jacklupton1932]

I can’t help but notice that Noels hairline has some fuckin fresh dance moves

[@influencer20XX]

We straight up live in a simulation.

[@evadekoeijer3797]

2:17 that shit wasnt zebra nylon, that shit was BODY PAINT

[@nicoler.4648]

I’m so glad the tides are turning against him. He’s been annoying af and also every time his name pops up I always think about Chris delias bit about him

[@racheljohnson-st5yg]

it’s the squeak laugh noel does for me

[@matguerra333]

Part 3 coming?

[@prasanality]

That title, if Dan gets out of this fkn lawsuit, guess who's not invited to his parties lmao

[@michjesto2038]

I want some Ignite merch now! Lol

[@shaunmichaelchase]

I love how they laugh at him beardless..

[@seansiquig]

is there gonna be a part 3?