Exposing Everything on My High School Cell Phone *graphic*

[@sebastianboeddinghaus3505]

2019: Its great it's wonderful and then- 2020: _Yada Yada Yada bunch of stuff happens_

[@abbywolffe4114]

You win this comments section

[@SR-fq2jz]

**Clap**

[@FedotovaLiza]

I'M SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[@mok.7624]

drama drama drama

[@TheCottonCandy707]

You mean 2017*

[@gettingjazzywithit3520]

when i don’t have any more ideas for my essay: “yada yada yada bunch of stuff happens”

[@LostGhost333]

Is it bad that I pretty much done this in an essay once? I’d say I wasn’t high when I wrote it but I’d be lying 😂

[@Jasminekuwonu]

When you need like eight more words in your essay

[@SR-fq2jz]

**Clap**

[@trashchr]

"yada yada yada bunch of stuff happens" overall: *comedy*

[@whyamigae9666]

Lmao *what news reporters think about them dancing to fornite dances* *CoMeDy*

[@kaiob921]

Yada Yada Yada drama drama drama

[@daphneeehlig3598]

And boom boom boom love crying at the alibi

[@junebug296]

I saw ya and instantly thought yare yare daze lmao

[@soyeonenjoyer]

Blah Blah Blah, Joke Joke Joke, Commentary

[@alm0ndmilk]

i have a note on my phone that just says “crack cocaine: collectors addition”

[@loblah8525]

Collectors addiction?

[@rory4623]

I need context

[@SR-fq2jz]

O.O

[@ashesnonsense5031]

I- same doe

[@gaytoru]

@@alm0ndmilk I- yes. The more you k N o W-

[@FredericChen]

NYAN CAT REMIX I CAN’T

[@scaredelmo6607]

Love your youtube channel!

[@k_wonnnj]

HEY FETTUCCINE ALFREDO ✨.

[@yuhgetittoit9269]

Omg hiiii 😚✨

[@viktoria3818]

Legit two of my favourite people

[@robbin2046]

WAIT YOU WATCH MAC TOO

[@yasmintaylor7957]

The fact that vine was still on his phone gave me an extra ten years of life.

[@The146MoonsOfSaturn]

Same-

[@raulxenoocttaviani8336]

Yes

[@archivepostsexe]

see here

[@MelTheMuppetslayer]

What you could do with 6 seconds. I miss vine so much. Still friends with some of the folks I met on there.

[@archivepostsexe]

@@MelTheMuppetslayer ooo kool

[@HealingInsideMyMind]

Mac’s Channel: “Very Homosexual”

[@Boomspangs]

Overall: Comedy

[@anagalarraga8846]

Yada yada yada

[@rory4623]

Ana Galarraga drama drama drama

[@Tw0Dots]

(they are in love with their dreams)

[@SR-fq2jz]

this man’s life *yAdA YaDa yAdA BoOm bOoM BoOm* _VINE_

[@sidk8976]

Okay so lemme get this straight: The barista and the photographer are both aspiring actors who look up to this famous actor. The actor is like two-timing them and they both fall in love with him. Some time passes and they talk to each other, realizing that he’s cheating on them with each other and convince themselves that their feelings are fake and that they didn’t really like the actor guy (cause he’s an asshole) they just liked that he was able to accomplish what they wanted to accomplish - success in the acting field. So after the actor guy gets broken up with by both of them, he decides to ruin their lives (cause he’s an asshole). I think the way he does it is by posting an embarrassing video - I assume that of the s e x u a l kind - and thus ruining their non-existent acting careers as well as getting them both fired from their jobs. This causes the barista to kill himself. Years pass and the photographer and actor have moved away after the whole embarrassing video debacle and gotten married to other people. The actor is in Arizona, I assume on some sort of vacation with his trophy wife - cause he’s balls deep in the closet. The photographer is working as a paparazzi and just so happens to catch the actor at a gay bar or something. He contemplates outing the actor and ruining his life like he ruined his but chooses to be the bigger person. Big finale with awesome dancing choreography and a sick three-way harmony between the actor, barista, and photographer. Boom story’s over.

[@sleepynana4148]

That's sounds just a liTtlE depressing tbh

[@lavender8685]

OKAY DAMN YOU REALLY WROTE ALL THAT, the dedication i could never, props to you

[@ewu..]

Damn thank you for the translation, it’s brilliant! Also, this is very sad, why tf does it end with a happy sounding dance break 😂😂😂

[@SR-fq2jz]

Kudos to you

[@BGCbutYouTube]

OH MY GOD THE DEDICATION!! i could never. amazing story thank you

[@3173_Delta]

Funniest sht I found in my notes: "You sometimes wish sadness was an STD, because maybe then you'd be getting less of it."

[@WillowTitov]

Why is this such a mood though lmao

[@haseebahmed4628]

Overall: Comedy For real though

[@artema.]

sis i-

[@kimaya1243]

I- mood bitch- 😂

[@landypandy2012]

Omg I’m living for this comment 😳. That makes me seem sad af 😔 but it’s fkn true literally never had an std.. bc I’m not getting any. Yeah you get it ... same sis

[@MsNarusakufan]

"I wasn't a thot, I was just sad" Me too, Sis.

[@akiraandrews5630]

Where your avi from? It’s so cute

[@Domiyu]

That's too relatable 😭😭

[@sammieinc.3398]

Him exposing himself before anybody else can just reminded me of Hamilton because I'm a messy theater kid-

[@aestherien]

The Machazelli Pamphlet

[@Slt4FixtionalMen]

Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf (un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf) Good Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq-six-sept-huit-neuf (un-deux-trois)... Sept-huit-neuf..... Sept-huit..........

[@Slt4FixtionalMen]

I’m coming for your fucking kneecaps.

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

@@Slt4FixtionalMen Nooo I’m gonna cry

[@Slt4FixtionalMen]

@@vampyrekyng_lex It worked. 🙃

[@leviadrianusobrechtkadriqa1961]

Mac back then: “This profile picture is too adult.” Mac now: *”Ya’ll wanna see me watch some weird hentai?”*

[@leviadrianusobrechtkadriqa1961]

Omnom Kitcat, *and?*

[@Ghostfoxkori]

@Omnom Kitcat Grow up n go with it

[@SR-fq2jz]

XD *fAcTs*

[@phia._.]

Omnom Kitcat mmk, and?

[@ellesentertainment7938]

Omnom Kitcat we been knew

[@4_never_sane]

*Mac starts reading his old story's plot* Wattpad writers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@rookinson]

I feel attacked-

[@kermiekermie333]

please don't call us out like that 😔

[@briannas177]

Damn calling me out like that

[@The146MoonsOfSaturn]

*dont call us out like that-*

[@heyoitslitty2689]

*dont expose us we have writer's block lol*

[@makaylaserniotti1474]

Alternate title: Mac loses his mind for 20 minutes

[@octopiarejustwetspiders]

That could describe any one of his videos tho..

[@tuxedodogstopmotion5339]

More like alternative channel name: Mac slowly going insane for like, five years

[@aszrieldreemurr5907]

Yada yada yada bunch of stuff happends

[@Al3xArtz]

20 minutes and 17 seconds

[@Isabella.J0i]

And 17 seconds

[@Ella-ps8hr]

In my notes there is only one note. And it reads: Too much gay ruins how special gay is Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[@jasneeshkambo3382]

Ella Belle xx truly intellectual

[@Ella-ps8hr]

@@jasneeshkambo3382 Thank you _bows_

[@alecxanderthegreat]

such a way with words 😻

[@chocolateinmars]

Mine is yaoi reccomendations I'm gonna read ☺️

[@monomoonchild8066]

@@chocolateinmars wow thanks for fetishizing the gay community, girl

[@kaviisamess]

it's sad that the story Mac wrote when he was high literally sounds like the B.S. my 12 year old ass wrote on Wattpad and what's even worse is I thought that it was going to be published as a best selling book. Man, we all dumb as hell

[@maxclips3152]

I felt that 😂😭

[@ShemLunaria]

Lmaooo I feel like this could legit be a movie... If... if it was a bad movie. I- Yeah.

[@SweetHeartsss]

Lmaoooooo this is meeeeee

[@anonymouss7777]

SAMMMMEE

[@justxxsunset]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@theblondeone181]

Why is no one talking about how someone full on just walked up and TICKLED mac’s stomach..?

[@idolizationist]

ah yes, bear culture.

[@courtneyvalentine1181]

not the most outrageous thing i've seen at folsom

[@alupheli1709]

That's honestly creepy...

[@pennydreadfuls_]

@@alupheli1709 not really tbh

[@annasmith9026]

Dude Legit it's 11:52 pm and I thought you would find it intresting that I just now ate nutella and saw you're username and went...."we vibin"

[@rileyistired4530]

“Catching the actor who his closet out who’s been closet Arizona years of doing something very homosexual nature”

[@bleepbloopoop]

i mean, same

[@lexthedork4040]

Idk what it means but same

[@emiliagladwell9691]

had a stroke attempting to read that

[@shy-meermusiq]

I felt that

[@evilspacezombie9]

Me too

[@mr.platypus280]

i think one of the weirdest things i have in my notes is "i pledge aliegence to the bruhnited states of bruhmerica jon jon" exactly like that it's from 2017 i still have no explanation

[@ItsMeHarry]

Jeffree Star's apologies be like: Sorry for being racist yada yada yada drama drama drama

[@FadedRxses]

THIS. 😭😭

[@andioopblinkswithhugeeyela6185]

“I was in a really dark place😪”

[@maeam]

PERIOD.

[@cheddarika]

Heather Sawyer h

[@ruthronnieofficial]

Lol

[@Tori0ri0ri]

Me when I finally go back to therapy: Therapist: so what’s happened since I last saw you? Me: yada yada yada drama drama drama

[@L_ser_]

Same

[@SR-fq2jz]

*The thirst*

[@Paidnotspaid420]

Boom boom boom some stuff happens

[@edenurban497]

I just ended therapy about two weeks ago. my parents don't know I relapsed

[@lalifeofkyla]

YES

[@cxteequestria5594]

*he killed himself.* *YADA YADA YADA*

[@Mars-fy3qx]

*DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA*

[@jordanmalone4415]

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

[@wah--]

*BOOM BOOM BOOM ALIBI*

[@sharkie9975]

*DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA*

[@vickybee_]

*BOOK BOOM BOOM*

[@rueandvalerie]

“Years of doing something very homosexual.” My life summed up-

[@whatsaname9266]

The only pinned note on my phone is: “...and suddenly there’s a silence. A strangely long and uncomfortable silence. The kind of silence you could drink, if you were interested in drinking silences.”

[@erinhensler8884]

i love this for you

[@Cake-zk9ei]

*911... yes... this person right here... yes... Their name is "What's a Name".. yes that's the name.. yeah, I almost DIED from laughter... Yes if she has a manager I would- ... don't assume MY name! IT'S NOT KAREN!- ...hello?..*

[@whatsaname9266]

Louis deadddd

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

Mine is a racism apology

[@ghinnessnetwork9339]

Mine is an aggressive rant abt how much i hate straight tiktok and how tired i am of being forced into it in fear of being judged for being a weeb and alternative,aswell as the problems i have with the normies that steal our sounds and pfps only for the aesthetic

[@aszrieldreemurr5907]

Explaining Mac's channel: Overall: Comedy.

[@abigailnelson6623]

Don’t forget about rose quartz

[@klover9902]

g

[@luciliascarcass]

I like your pfp

[@SahloFolina2161]

@@abigailnelson6623 and that whole gay musical bit.

[@kenzinaterT424]

HI PATTON😁😁😁

[@lemon_3612]

Ellen - hair - short hair - blonde Well done Mac, well done.

[@GorpGlop]

#ripellen fly high angel

[@holamellamoeliot3154]

The weirdest thing I have on my phone is probably the note where I calculated how long it would take to watch the Harry Potter movies, but every time they say ‘Harry Potter,’ we’re number one plays, but every time they say ‘one,’ the entire bee move script is read to you, but every time they say ‘bee,’ all the ice age movies play.

[@holamellamoeliot3154]

It would take 105,781,156 minutes.

[@dazzel9340]

@@holamellamoeliot3154 AYYY MY BOI DID IT

[@holamellamoeliot3154]

lemoncandy Well I am an immortal cosmic being, so...

[@emilybeckett3392]

Hola me llamo Eliot you are god

[@kathrynmcveigh9690]

That’s 201-ish years 😂

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

“Rose Quartz” Just when we thought Pink Diamond didn’t have anymore abandoned friends

[@atlas2992]

Lmfao i thought he was an SU stan for a second there

[@languid-4535]

Moonzie same lmaooo

[@aisha5156]

Moonzie I think we all did.

[@asbestocess]

I understand that this is a joke but Pink Diamond is Rose Quartz?? How can she abandon her own self?

[@atlas2992]

@@asbestocess sometimes the su logic just needs to be unexplained

[@DefferedBench]

Everyone’s talking about his high wattpad style story but I’m over here confused on how he has a post on Instagram from over 40 years ago

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

Time travel 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@eprushan1289]

most social media use a time before they were created(usually no earlier than like december 31, 1969) as the default and earliest date possible. When the number used to store the date something was posted is missing or overflows, it uses the default date. obviously no one would be able to post on social media on new years eve of 1969

[@huggies4hobid526]

E Prushan can you dumb that down for me😹😹like it just went in one ear and out the other

[@tpwk4890]

Huggies4hobi :D felt that

[@hunternowotny9028]

My middle school notes: Foofie Pooches Everything on a Stick Katy Perry, Katniss Everdeen

[@theycallmekid6917]

My notes from middle school: K me Yeah Luv Okay what Wtf Broskianet Questions bithc dino chicken nuggies I brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂 I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP LIKE WTF WAS I THINKING BACK THEN-

[@hunternowotny9028]

@@theycallmekid6917 LMAOOOOO

[@graceszostak5521]

i read that to the tune of we didn’t start the fire

[@Lex-qv5sv]

Mine are whole paragraphs of... sadness😂

[@theycallmekid6917]

@@Lex-qv5sv luv that-

[@beecosta6445]

"...years of doing something very homosexual nature" Did high-Mac just sum up all of our adolescence?

[@temtem8110]

There’s a note on my phone titled “Identity Crisis” followed immediately by “How To Name A Cat”

[@eleanor8196]

If that ain’t a mood then I don’t know WHAT is

[@The146MoonsOfSaturn]

*wa-*

[@confetti_kisses427]

I swear i thought i was the only person who wrote down my identity crises in my notes

[@sabrinab8004]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a soul: Mac: *quotes jughead*

[@marijasavic7274]

I learned the script to that scene for no reason

[@charliesdreaming5903]

Time stamp?

[@marijasavic7274]

@@charliesdreaming5903 00:18

[@ItIsOnlyJonathan]

So we just gonna ignore the fact that Mac quoted Jughead’s, “I’m a weirdo” moment? Yes? Okay.

[@annasmith9026]

I mean I said that before riverdale even ever was a thing but ok. XD

[@ItIsOnlyJonathan]

Anna Smith 😂😂😂

[@rentorange9450]

Are we gonna ignore he literally couldve made Lala land

[@kennedybrooke2588]

I loved it 😂

[@marvinperrier9755]

O yeah

[@felixywixy]

Honestly, Mac’s dentist could just watch his vids and see how his teeth are because of how much he internally screams.

[@theattractivespork]

Nothing in my life will ever be as funny as “Overall: Comedy”

[@roobeerhed1132]

Still laughing tbh i dont think ill ever finish the video

[@SR-fq2jz]

{: [: (: •] •)

[@hahahimdaniel8367]

the culture in ur pfp 🤝✨

[@odesiisdotcom]

𝒀𝒆𝒔

[@Gremlin_Goods]

Clotpole

[@simplyshanice05]

I ain’t never seen a guy so HAPPY to exspose himself 🤣

[@scornedrose6808]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@planclops]

That is some MAJOR confidence, right there.

[@justaglassbutterfly7989]

Him: I can't belive you're making me do this Us: we're not, you rly don't have to Him: ok I'm doing it yall are so mean lmao Us: we literally don't care Him: hey guys I'm bouta expose myself because you guys forced me Us: ...

[@cloud6404]

high Mac is a better author than sober me

[@ExtraordinaryChinita]

mac exposing himself more than jaffar starburst does to his ex-friends

[@ghoulfront]

👁️👄👁️

[@AgniechaDygant]

JAFFAR STARBURST I WHEEZED

[@RikkiLove0317]

I-

[@basicbrittani]

Jeracial Slurs

[@lsjaowhwbkwhwksha5926]

LMFAOJDKDHJD

[@LinneaRitland]

Notes from phone: “Kidneyland” “Yeah but what if I want my brain to rot, for the aesthetic?” “Barbie doll man” “Did victorians have bug infestations?” “I’ve got a Lysol wipe with your name On it”

[@Q1x.exe.]

Bro mine just says “to do: Eat febreez”

[@hauntedheartss]

“Who’s been closet Arizona years of doing something very homosexual” Me summed up in a sentence.

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

It’s been seven months and you deserve a reply, hello friend, we are gay together

[@jas.per.25]

@@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 it's been 6 days :)

[@user-tn8yi4ud9d]

@@jas.per.25 it's been 5 months

[@jas.per.25]

@@user-tn8yi4ud9d poggers

[@truepotatoking7486]

Currently my only note: “Your lotion, or whatever you’re wearing, caught me off guard.” I have no idea when or why I wrote this.

[@Indyawillis85]

Lmao!

[@kenmasapplepie763]

My most resent one is: TOP TEN THINGS I WANT IN A GIRLS AND BOYS - [ ]A good personality - [ ] If it’s a girl I want her to be either reeeeeally femme like me or be reeeeeally boyish but if it’s a boy I want him to have a ebony vibe - [ ]Funny - [ ] Cute - [ ] Either much taller than me or much shorter than me. I don’t want someone that’s my height - [ ] A good smile - [ ] Kind - [ ] Hot - [ ] Can top me - [ ] Can cuddle me and make me feel good(not in that way -_-) ...don’t ask

[@threeeyeduke981]

Rhea Kalauny Ramachandran im pretty sure its the konami code so maybe you just wanted to remember that

[@threeeyeduke981]

Rhea Kalauny Ramachandran no problem lol

[@Sleipnirseight]

"you know the acid is kicking in when your butthole starts puckering" It's in quotes like someone else said it..... I've never done acid in my life

[@minceroft3710]

"this musical called three corners" * doesn't mention music again until the very end *

[@uncleqrowrwby8609]

Love the Yang pic

[@minceroft3710]

@@uncleqrowrwby8609 thanks man 👌

[@n080dythesequel]

This is one of my favorite notes: *in a Bass Pro* "I came all this way for boots and I'm walking away with a pair of Jesus sandals."

[@tortillasunited8589]

He didn’t tell us what to comment?!? We are lost without his guidance.

[@realiplier]

"comment what's in your notes" or something like that

[@tiffxiez]

alex bradley *doodles*

[@carlyl2093]

19:18 yes he does

[@BelleBerryz]

@@carlyl2093 R/Wooooooooooooooooooosh

[@alupheli1709]

@@BelleBerryz what does that mean..

[@itsellaig5237]

Mac: It's not my nudes! It's not my nudes! I didn't take nudes! *pause* Mac: It's other peoples' nudes!!!

[@bbbb6209]

mac: "there's a note with a bunch of numbers" my perverted brain: h e n t a i

[@DanE-1212]

Same

[@dmay6637]

Oh no

[@SR-fq2jz]

... -Vine- _Vine_ *Vine* ^Vine^ ”Vine” (Vine) /Vine\ \Vine/ \ / | |\ | |______ \ / | | \ | |______ \/ | | \| |______ •Vine• .Vine. ’Vine’ !Vine! ?Vine? :Vine: ;Vine; [Vine] ~Vine~

[@sharkie9975]

O h N o

[@theworldturnedbeautiful7699]

*ThE NuMbErS 177013*

[@avas7281]

OMFG WHEN I SAW THE MAC-LORDE PICTURE I SCREAMED. I made that for a school assignment in 8th grade??? im crying mac im so sorry

[@zach-rac]

xDD that was amazing! When it came on screen I had to pause the vid and make sure my husband saw it too~ xDD

[@tiabia8863]

me:listening to mac's notes he wrote while high my last three braincells: aight imma head out edit: omg thanks for all the likes ❤️😱

[@ExtraordinaryChinita]

me ,, lol

[@ariamanyola9410]

Why do the sentences with weird grammar sound like Noah Centineo tho?

[@elly9590]

@@ariamanyola9410 LMAOOO THIS 😭

[@Theyletmeoutagain]

When you actually understand the entirety of high Mac’s story because you’ve been through Wattpad a couple too many times

[@daisylee3626]

It honestly gives you this overwhelming power

[@sauceItsGood]

I live in Wattpad

[@whatsaname9266]

.....okay attack me why don’t you jeez

[@lurachr]

sobbing

[@spookyspider2820]

we’ve been #exposed

[@riannareid9318]

Lol high mac's story sounds like something I'd find on wattpad🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xxflameaminoxx]

Facts

[@naeemahhandley6861]

Strait facts

[@lolitamommy1556]

Naeemah Handley no no no it’s gay facts

[@naeemahhandley6861]

@@lolitamommy1556 u right

[@lolitamommy1556]

Naeemah Handley yupp it’s okay tho.

[@nvrmq]

no one: Mac: *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE* *VINE*

[@bakugokatsuki5360]

Why does vine translate to come 😭

[@Q1x.exe.]

@@bakugokatsuki5360also pretty accurate

[@l_uxeri]

"Next time someone asks about your sexuality, just say you're above and beyond" - My notes November 10, 2019

[@clara-mj3fy]

i will fr be using this. thank you for this

[@nahtbergin]

Okay but who doesn’t put their “shameful apps” at the end of the boarding folders

[@loveyloveyloveydovey]

right?

[@The146MoonsOfSaturn]

Me-

[@altounedited3]

I like living life dangerously

[@danclayton9551]

Omg I thought only I did this

[@nahtbergin]

For context tinder is in the same folder as garage band and iMovie... two pages down.

[@ollie_bot]

“The more love in what the actor is rather than who he is.” -Incredibly High Mac

[@muri5095]

Everyone: Tiktok, Musical.ly, Vine! Me: *laughs in dubsmash*

[@gardenshed6043]

The only thing in my notes is, “I owe Mark Ross 1 pound”. I know no one called Mark Ross.

[@missioncontrol4662]

Maybe you meant “Mark and Ross?”

[@gardenshed6043]

Lols for Lily. But I don’t know anyone called Mark or Ross

[@ihavenoidea2821]

Then you get to keep the pound. Congrats 🎉

[@ihavenoidea2821]

@Willa Bukata XD I believe it's money not an actual pound on you

[@gardenshed6043]

i have no idea. You are correct. I’m British and the pound is our currency.

[@elenilove2125]

Mac reminds me of a friend that I have in global: same energy, gay, and his name is Jack, which rhymes with Mac. The only difference is that he’s Asian.

[@talabear98]

I have a very gay and very funny friend I've had since high school that reminds me of Mac, too. But he's Hispanic... 🤔

[@neutralman9124]

@@talabear98 Jac?

[@realrandoms1013]

Woah 👁👄👁

[@talabear98]

@@neutralman9124 unfortunately no, his name doesn't rhyme, it's Harvy. I wish though!

[@jun-hs4eo]

Tala Bear mac, jack, and *harvey*

[@EmmyBlubonic]

That musical idea sounds like a musical about having a stroke, seizure, and a fever dream at the same time.

[@elliewilliamslover04]

my best note: The kitchen husband: fresh hulk for dinner tonight honey wife: ooh yum did you get cobra blood to husband: yes w: ok husbands mistress: but i’m allergic to cobras blood w: oh no h: well i got okra puke to hm: um ok (rolls her eyes mocking h) w: wait but i’m allergic to that h: i know we are getting divorced hm: really w: yay husbands mistress we can finally get married h: wait what w: i’m gay husband hm: ya i’m pan h: wait u like pans (nods in w: that was mean husband w: (punches husband in the throat) h: ow hm: hahah w: let get divorce now husband h: k The next day in the divorce office divorce filer: ok u are divorced now w: ok bye ex husband exh: k bye ex wife exhm: come ex wife lets go breath ocean w: ok ex husbands mistress By the ocean exw: i like breath ocean exhm: i like breathing ocean to exw: wait woah is that a shark exhm: ya exw: oh no i’m getting eaten exhm: oh shoot exw: (goes down the sharks throat) exw: oh shoot i getting digestive exw: woah i’m in a stomach exhm: (outside the shark) hey shark here a sea urchin shark: oh gee exw: (in shark) woah a sea urchau oh wait pooped out exw: hey i got out of shark exhm: hey ex wife exw: hey ex husbands mistress exw: wait is that ur sister exhm: woah sister hi sister: hey ex husbands mistress i’m in deeply love with u exhm: woah me to exw: wait what exhm+s: lol sry s: let get marry now exhm: yes fair maidiad The wedding s: i do exhm: i dp (crowd cheers) s: i’m pregnant exhm: me to s: ok let give birth now exhm: lol k s: (gives birth) woah it’s a dog exhm: wait i can’t give the birth s: ur just fat exhm: i’m divorcing u s: what exhm: i’m in love with dog dog: woof exhm: alright dog lets marry d: bark exhm: i do dog: woof exhm: (sing) jack in the box is coming to see you i love you but i realized that i reflect who i am dog: bark exhm: i’m happy now dog: i cheated on you exhm: what dog: ya with ex husband exh: i love u dog dog: woof exh: let move to the north pole dog: ok The End

[@Ella-ps8hr]

Why have only six people liked this?

[@_JELA]

emotional rollercoaster. beautiful. Story that will go down in the history books

[@jhattington7696]

😭😭👏👏this deserves so many awards

[@janaterbio8010]

I'm crying, the drama was so real. Happy to see the ex-husband got to cheat revenge the thot of an ex-husband mistress. Beautiful *chef's kiss*

[@sneepsnorp1882]

my eyes have been blessed from reading this

[@snamilyasmr3330]

I feel like Mac’s notes are the definition of someone trying to fill a word count on an essay 😂

[@baileysage4123]

Mac needs merch that says “ Yada, Yada, Yada. Drama, Drama, Drama.” 😂😂

[@ellabanchieri8114]

I would buy it 🤣🤣

[@change_of_topic6773]

Yes.

[@musiclover13980]

That moment you don't realize your the 69th like until after I liked it 🙃

[@sophiablack4240]

when the story that high mac wrote is literally just “The Room”

[@NightwingFan69]

"There's this app called Vine, I don't know if anyone heard about it." *Me, who watches vine complications 24/7 and quotes "Now that's Vine energy!" way to much:* Nope, never heard of it.

[@Q1x.exe.]

*vine boom*

[@yoshipokemondragon]

He was almost writing a beautiful love story and then it went downhill quite drastically in the form of crackhead energy

[@jadeaguayo]

And yada yada yada

[@WillowTitov]

We stan a crackhead love triangle musical where the showstopping number is everyone singing "Yadda yadda yadda stuff happens" and it all ends in an alibi Mozart is quaking in his boots Stephen Sondwho? Andrew Lloyd Webber could never Tchaikovsky? Don't know her It's all about Mac's *Three Corners: A Crackhead Musical*

[@algaegreen8]

i have a note in my phone that just says “why’d you”. and another one that’s says “santa.......in turn the tooth fairy AND the easter bunny”

[@batking4342]

Hey do you by chance smoke... Anything? Just wondering

[@classickar]

it makes sense though like santa takes cookies and leaves gifts in return and he ALSO like...leaves gifts in general so both toothylady and bunny

[@batking4342]

@@classickar ACTUALLY THAT'S SMART

[@sixsixgetuslit]

Mac: Rose Quartz Me: Steven universe? Edit: I come back one day later and I see all these likes- thank u

[@lemurcreamer.9908]

Yes

[@user-rz9fi8wc5d]

Yay

[@jamesbw2]

yoghurt

[@Ellie-kv8qt]

Y e s

[@articflame7997]

OOP ME TOO

[@starsable2221]

7:22 at this moment I realized they’re all movies. I recognized revenge of the thirst and land before thirst

[@justaboutmcfreakinhadit9571]

you should change your bio to "overall: comedy" because that's basically what your channel is

[@rowan5852]

I was waiting for the “AWSSssSOOoOoOmEEEE” and then you didn’t say it and I got mildly sad- BRING. IT. BACK.

[@ItzAzulite]

"BWA" Everytime I hear that I know... ITS GONNA BE GAY AND GREAT BISH

[@seraphina1724]

10:45 "Charging your phone overnight kills it" Me: IT FUCKING WHATS???

[@gracejinselli9470]

My old notes: - plan if she says "You're a MexiCAN not a MexiCAN'T" one more time (I'm Peruvian...) - Floofs of my dreams - Idea for children book - Dreams I've buried

[@ravenfemme8265]

i have a note from august 11, 2019 that just says "do you happen to know the circumference of your neck?" idk the context and i do not want to

[@scornedrose6808]

The only things i could think it means is fitting into a shirt or if someone can choke you if you have a big neck but thats just me

[@user-sd2xo8en4t]

Can we appreciate mac's editing skills he's an awsome editor

[@jellobowl1962]

I'm a year late, BUT YES. His editing gives me life, like his style just makes me so happy all the time. If I need serotonin, I go to his videos.

[@Leonspookiedooks]

My only note is: “did he throw you down the 🧚🏻✨𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠✨🧚🏻 sis?” I don’t know why I wrote this....

[@ashleyshelley9774]

Icon 👏❤️

[@choco2480]

she is the n o w

[@julisstar.]

Y7h

[@justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675]

You are a LEGEND

[@jordyntully866]

why is nobody talking about how glowy Mac’s skin is looking, he’s so cute

[@charlesjakesamadan4924]

@Gacha Queen *xD*

[@tb1381]

“We just mostly miss the time period where we felt innocent and didn’t have that many responsibilities” whew I felt that

[@Jesus-wh4sm]

"I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy" -Someone

[@Cherryredeyez2]

Me-

[@yakeisoba1]

@@Cherryredeyez2 jesus-

[@Cherryredeyez2]

@@yakeisoba1 what

[@Q1x.exe.]

@@Cherryredeyez2 sweet home Alabama-

[@yusauwu2554]

KZbin: 7 comments Me: can I see them? KZbin: HA, no.

[@emmalea5744]

IsAMelon i wasn’t finna say it but u did 👀👀

[@SR-fq2jz]

IsAMelon NOICE. ALASTOR.

[@emmalea5744]

ArtiDoesArt Stuff :/ don’t b weird

[@flowerboy7049]

Oh my god the fandom is everywhere

[@nekothecat8418]

This is so old and boring, please just make these comments stop it's just a glitch *nobody cares*

[@beyondhertomb]

There is a note in my phone that literally only says: “Dithyramb Bathyscaphe Portador” And that’s it........

[@venusundercover]

Melmo G. A note on my phone says ”9:30 to 11:30 Rawr Yes” and I’m scared to ask myself from March what it means.

[@beyondhertomb]

Venus Undercover I’m getting some serious scene kid vibes from that 😂😂

[@raymendez9857]

My notes are just •Ok she doesn't like me •How did I become lesbian again? •Ok now I'm pan •Im non-binary too •To-do list There was just "Die" •Gay to-do list In it was: "Get a lover, come out, dye hair half red half black, get eyebrow slit, I think I'm mostly lesbian in pan" •im drumnk I'm it says: So like ig i bassicly lite a fire,qork and threw it ib my wx's house is thatv a mjrder thing? How dj I sqell glove? Can I fly? 2+2=21 I'm funnhy!" I don't know what my mind is.

[@beyondhertomb]

Ray Mendez that was a literary masterpiece 😂

[@Ethnicbeauty]

You castin spells? ;-;

[@tarrellrussell7183]

"I wasn't taking nudes" Thumbnail: censored Title: graphic Yep ok

[@southerncreationskitchen3392]

Can we just talk about how he cared about others so much he wanted to make sure their nudes didn't get leaked? We stan a consensual king

[@beanrose861]

I’m like literally never this early but because of quarantine, I’m always on my phone😤 Omg thank you for all the likes🥰

[@ellabanchieri8114]

SAMEE

[@technomek]

Okay but u don't have to call me out like that 😡

[@YourMom-ul9lt]

Same

[@turkeydinosaur1559]

8 minutes in and I’m laughing too hard wtf. WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING TO ME LMAO

[@SR-fq2jz]

Same. #Relatable

[@Abra_Dan]

Part of his story that he wrote when he was high kind of sound like at least parts of the plot to La La Land

[@ellabanchieri8114]

OMG I CAN’T 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@realitytvfan1234]

I thought the exact same thing!!!

[@softbunnyboi]

I think the weirdest thing in my notes was when I accidentally called Dairy Queen, D*ldo Queen and made a whole band idea from it and had a debut album, and like five song names. Sadly, I believe getting a new phone probably deleted the note

[@haileyryan9584]

i would like to join this band

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

@@haileyryan9584 I would also like to join this band

[@softbunnyboi]

@@haileyryan9584 you can be part of the band

[@softbunnyboi]

@@CallMeMrStopmotion you can also be part of the band

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

@@softbunnyboi Thank you, it is an honor.

[@jahiemjones9632]

I love how about almost a year he puts "get that dick and go " vine again. *nostalgic hit me so hard 😥*

[@TheFreakPrincess44]

Speaking as someone that does a fair amount of writing when they're high, I will attest that "then stuff happens" is a VERY common occurrence

[@rubekaahmed952]

I’m sorry but why are our notes the SAME LEVEL OF CHAITICNESS THE *YADA YADA YADA IS SYCH A MOOD*

[@Greg-of1sj]

macs notes *overall:* *comedy* Mine: *Sometimes you gotta bleed to know your alive and have a soul*

[@backyardgrow5499]

I can relate

[@bitchnotfound954]

tøp

[@glasswendigo8041]

-I mean same but like

[@twoinacarcrash]

Backyard grow AND IT TAKES SOMEONE TO COME AROUND, TO SHOW YOU HOW

[@sneepsnorp1882]

||-//

[@lunaticgirl1729]

Lol 4 years ago on April 23, while I was celebrating my birthday. Mac was typing #TheThirst in his notes.

[@desert_deercat]

Omg same! XD he had a more eventful day than I had

[@bumblevee1232]

“Graphic”? Oh no

[@amunhotep9188]

My exact reaction 😂

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

*BOTTOMING FOR SIMBA*

[@derrickmiller6184]

I'm living for Lorde Mac, she's a queen

[@ploppsilly]

15:22 i've never resonated that much with a simple statement...

[@cinthwry7988]

I’m like literally never this early but because of quarantine, I’m always on my phone 😤

[@eragonbrommson6948]

8:20 girl I get you i did that too. I used to be terrified everytime I went on a naughty site or app even in incognito mode bc it said your internet provider still can access your internet history and for some reason thought they might send my parents a whole list of the sites and apps that id been using while on the internet. Kinda like a bank statement but for the internet usage

[@casperhyde7992]

KFJFJFJ THATS LITERALLY ONE OF MY WORST FEARS

[@eragonbrommson6948]

@@casperhyde7992 YAAAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! Ofc I dont think that anymore, if it was gonna happen and expose my filth it would've happened already. So I do whatever I want on my phone now

[@LibbyLumos]

oh my god okay but i remember when you DID have grindr and a friend of mine had messaged you to say hi cause he didn't realise who you were but he thought you were cute and then later that same day i took him to a meet and greet for you with me and he said it was the most embarrassing moment for him i still can't-

[@corvid.mellow]

When you're literally the kind of person that writes entire novels in their notes-

[@imsuwfuwinguwu3183]

Mac should become a screen writing with that story of the actor photographer and barista

[@fernweatherfriend]

i’d watch that movie

[@justxxsunset]

Annie Adams same

[@useroffline9999]

id audition for a role lol

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

lets be honest it sounded a lot better than most films these days shsjdhsjd

[@SandmansMusic]

Funniest shit I found on my notes: "I'm loving these late night vibes you're giving off rn, but I need that vitamine D cause I don't go outside" and honestly period-