Exposing the Worst Crowdfunding Projects

[@crunchyfrog555]

I love it when Kickstarters that propose groundbreaking ideas own up to "unforeseen difficulties" because that says in reality "look, we just made this shit up and we've now realised that physics don't work like we thought".

[@gckbowers411]

"We forgot to turn physics on in Blender when making the video, sorry guys"

[@RustOnWheels]

I work with designers on a regular basis, making their designs real, and the amount of audiovisual trickery with no physical equivalent never stops to amaze me.

[@Cononized]

Idubbbbbbz with another series stolen from Sam Hyde lmaoooo the cringe

[@Jay22222]

@@Cononized which gag?

[@hambone4984]

You win again science!!

[@MaDDog90]

The only good thing that was on Kickstarter was the guy who raised millions to make a potato salad and stream it to the backers. Now that was a masterpiece 🤣

[@ThatTURK1]

Im gonna need a link

[@noisycarlos]

I liked my Pebble while it lasted

[@rockon8174]

It was NOT MILLIONS!!!

[@AwesomeTea]

Some games like 7 Days to Die and Wasteland 2 came out pretty well, the 99% though 😩

[@1gochisox]

As a board game fan Kickstarter has honestly been insanely amazing, Gloomhaven, Scythe, Cthulhu Wars, Nemesis and many more were all due to Kickstarter.

[@robertturni2845]

Imagine donating to a project that writes "slim desgin" and "truly wearble" in their video that's such scam red flags

[@josephbrennan370]

They even spelt wearable wrong.

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

THE TYPOS ARE UNREAL HELPPP

[@morpheusbott3370]

It’s a test. If you see nothing wrong with the typos you’re the targeted audience:D

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

@@josephbrennan370 You forgot design too.

[@chrisg5219]

yea i cant wait to see how that one turns out the typos really sold me on it

[@drawbyyourselve]

I love the idea of: "Dont you think soft, pliable fabric is way too uncomfortable to wear as a mask? We did too! Thats why we make them out of hard shell plastic!"

[@simon_969]

I would wear a 3m 6800 full face mask thing

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean, it’s clear. The idea was probably to help people who can’t hear and need to read lips

[@eindbaaz3815]

@@simon_969 Go full hazmat bro that way you even get noticed on the street ;)

[@Jartran72]

@@DeathnoteBB Lip reading is not a real thing. It is very very inaccurate with most people because of lazy lip movement and the multitude of words that can be the result of said sillables. (I know it was a joke)

[@tomikun8057]

@@Jartran72 and that's why it doesn't work if you fuck up your lip movements.

[@KenJee_ds]

"No one cared who I was until I scammed people with the mask" - Bane (probably)

[@nathandingy]

Razer

[@AxxLAfriku]

My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest KZbinr EVAH! Please agree, dear ken

[@omegahaxors9-11]

"No one... cared who... I --- 🙄😞 … ... ... ... ... 💀" - Bane, after suffocating in his poorly ventilated mask.

[@2kchallengewith4video]

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 320

[@Cho87bg]

"No one cared who i was until i saw myself on coffeezilla" :D

[@WriterNZane]

Imagine people paying you not just to make a clear mask **But a clear mask with holes**

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

In the end they're maskholes anyway.

[@MarcieFoster]

These exist

[@morpheusbott3370]

Write that down, write that down.

[@IdleByte]

How else is the air going to get in when you make 95% of the mask out of solid plastic?

[@KiinaSu]

There are 2 options with crowdfunding: 1. You get scammed or the project doesn't deliver what is promised 2. The project delivers what is promised and is turned into a regular product which you can just buy afterwards with 0 risk. Most of the time you don't even really save money with the risk you take. They always claim "join the kickstarter and get 20% off the MSRP" but it's save to say that if the product is successful you will see it with a discount of 20% in the future.

[@randomdude2546]

Yeah but wihtout people taking risks there would be no product to buy in the first place , if u have money to spare and are passionate about a project give money if u are not so crazy about it or dont have spare cash dont but dont act like people that do are fools well unless they invest in obvious scams thats another story

[@Iron-Bridge]

@@randomdude2546 Risk has to be managed, my dude. It's not a binary zero risk to extreme risk scenario. There also has to be plausibility. Historically, it's little incremental innovations built upon existing technology. Making outlandish claims requires similar robust proof of concept and proof of work.

[@kashmahdi5100]

@@randomdude2546 without sites like Kickstarter these companies can raise money by selling equity in their company. Still has risk involved, but I think the point that successful products from crowdfunding sites will likely get discounted equally as much and possible more in the future (without risks associated with funding products that aren’t even created yet) is valid.

[@randomdude2546]

@@Iron-Bridge ''well unless they invest in obvious scams thats another story'' I agree thats why i typed this

[@braapybobby]

@@kashmahdi5100 owning equity in a private company really isn’t that much better unless you think it’s going to truly be the next big thing and go public one day. I’d rather say I got a relatively cool but not super popular product as a Kickstarter than say I have equity in a company nobody cares about because their product just eh and nobody cares about it

[@kaydim5921]

Biggest scam: $10 million dollar studio is actually only worth $9million

[@scambaitnaansense512]

Hahahaha

[@b23beatz]

As an interior designer I’d only value it at 5 mil

[@MM-nl3ff]

Blasphemy!!

[@kaydim5921]

@@b23beatz can't believe coffee time got ripped off that bad

[@UwUSanime]

What did he do with the other million dollars!

[@FilmmakerJ]

Metal detecting sandals makes the act of metal detecting so impractical. I'd rather have a device that I can wand over the ground and it picks up metal signatures. If I have to use my foot to walk around on top of where the metal is, then I'll just start treating my leg like a detector, and I'll get really fatigued and lose my balance. I'd also have to jog around to cover the same area of sweep as I could with a detector at the end of the wand.

[@trix8669]

The idea is kind of cool if they would be comfortable like regular shoes and sent you a detection to your phone through an app and It told you what it was now that would be some futuristic version I would like but what was shown I agree it was crap

[@MrDoboz]

but this design gives you a louder notification if you find an armed landmine

[@oldsoulbushcraft6092]

@@MrDoboz underrated comment 😂

[@MrDoboz]

@@oldsoulbushcraft6092 ik thx lol

[@JointFive]

People with eternal detectors at thr Beach would we a r these in the city

[@duck_t4039]

Gotta love these projects that claim their product, being an eye massager, is ergonomic. As opposed to what? *Non-ergonomic eye massagers?*

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

They also misspelled, "design," and, "wearable," it's so disappointing how horrible that marketing is. All those phrases seemed a little bit short of English.

[@richardcrooks6713]

They like to use words they don't really understand to make themselves sound more photosynthesis!

[@osco4311]

"the design is very human"

[@pepebeezon772]

The Dead Space eye surgery thing

[@mofman1]

The metal detecting sandals are also definitely 3d printed TPU which if thats how they intend to produce them en masse, they'll be able to make maybe 2 per day per printer.

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

That's a fast printer

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

@@thirtythreeeyes8624 Sometimes I read too fast and read "That's a fat printer" and said "Well considering the load those sandals will carry, yeah." Then I reread it and still I think in a way, I'm correct.

[@RogueLG]

Plus who wants to wear electric shoes on the beach, seems unsafe.

[@notme377]

That's perfect, that'll be enough to keep up with demand 🤣

[@KnarBurger]

Well that’s two more than they would be able to sell so they should be fine

[@AVspectre]

Re: the last mask… I’ve heard it explained that having an asthma attack can feel like trying to breathe through a narrow straw. The more you start to panic at not being able to get enough air, the harder it is to breathe through the narrowed opening. At least this mask had two straws… so that’s nice… Note: this comparison is one I heard trying to better understand my wife’s asthma. I not it’s not reflective of everyone’s experience nor is it meant to be medical info.

[@StevenZephyc]

As someone with seasonal allergy can confirm, and it's not just any straw but one of these paper one that gets soft and soggy, with a whistle attached

[@Naharu.]

Mine is more like trying to breath, but you literally can't because your body is too busy coughing every nanosecond

[@AlanisBored]

i appreciate how this youtube comment had more research and disclaimers than some of the products on the video

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

I hear story' someone have atsma so bad he make "hole" in his neck using knive

[@CainXVII]

@@memesfromdeepspace1075 If someone's airways seize up so completely that they can't get any air in at all, you can insert a tube through the neck. Apparently if it happens to someone out on the street a doctor can use a ball pen in a desperate situation... (I know one of these doctors)

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

You know, there was this indiegogo campaign where a small studio in Chicago raised 90K from their Internet fan base only to create a crappy game show and a less than stellar studio setup. And mediocre movie reviews. Not as awesome as many people expected it would be.

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

Sounds like most crowd funding.

[@hiigherup]

this is literally every crowd funded game nothing special lol

[@3liony]

Oh yeah! Glad you remember that. I don't have to!

[@yaafl817]

90k in business ain't that much

[@superanimeniac]

sounds like it might be a whole CHANNEL of awesome. (don't forget they BOUGHT the studio rather than just renting it)

[@joshyoung1440]

I love how one of the Eyedear's selling points was 'truly wearable.' "You should buy our product because it is a product which you can use in the manner in which it was intended to be used."

[@koldtoftkim]

The charge port 4 millimeters from the sand in on those metal detecting flipflops. Good plan

[@KeithAdam]

Loved this. Reminds me of Idubbbz's kickstarter crack series

[@justinshankle3282]

Don't compare idubbbs racist B's to this lol.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

@@justinshankle3282 How the hell was Ian racist?

[@vrish1420]

Yeahhh idubbz was fucking awesome

[@mochabearry]

@@justinshankle3282 Ian isn’t racist. jfc.

[@Jay22222]

Provide one shred of evidence of Ian saying or doing something racist at all 10 yr old bad taste tweets thst are tone deaf because they’re in written form don’t count.

[@sunneyjim6186]

"What could go wrong with a stylish Danish mouth-gag?"

[@johnnyc.3261]

Ask my mom

[@sunneyjim6186]

@@johnnyc.3261 I'll be sure to contact her with my inquiry.

[@ruminationstation4200]

Metal detector sandals straight up sounds like something you "invent" in first grade.

[@Terra_Lopez]

Yes, well said! 😊

[@auri4444]

“Truely wearble” is marketing at its finest 🤣

[@cuteicalnails1191]

What about the slim desgin?

[@hanthonyc]

It's all on purpose, marketing loophole genius. "We never said it was wearable"....

[@cuteicalnails1191]

@@hanthonyc I'm just not on their level. Genius.

[@brucebaker810]

light weighted So imagine how light the dark ones would be. Or maybe they use photons as ballast?

[@anasbakhit4303]

5:51 the best creative thing about the ps4 controller is that it can easily exposes and catches fakers that claim they're playing video games 😂 the ps4 controller light bar will turn blue on a ps4 or bright white when using it on a third party platform, light bar is completely off like in this video means the controller is off or the battery is Dead.

[@iTredd]

When plugged into a pc steam asks you what color you want the bar, how bright, you can turn it off if you want also, but you can still tell the fakes😂

[@WoolfJ35]

I don't think you understand how much I love this niche of content, idk why I like the bs crowdfunded products being exposed so much lol

[@lunalluna9401]

Same lol I recommend Thunderf00t if you haven't watched him, he has great videos deep diving on bs crowdfunded products like these. Whish I knew more channels that make this type of content though

[@WoolfJ35]

@@lunalluna9401 Thunderf00t is how I became aware of all of these things lol

[@victoriabonner535]

6:43 that’s actually a danger of snorkeling. People have “drowned” by this because the snorkel is too long

[@Stimmenhotel]

Thanks, I came here to say exactly the same. The length of the tube is not the problem, it is the diameter and the small holes. The guy promoting is only breathing through the mouth, showing how hard it is to breathe. You won't suffocate on the remaining CO2, barely increasing the atmosphere CO2-percentage, you will suffocate by exhaustion.

[@victoriabonner535]

@@Stimmenhotel actually when it comes to snorkeling, that is a big problem. The longer the tube, the more co2 you have to push out to get new oxygen. But… the small holes do not help 💀💀

[@juliuszacariasvelasco]

When Zilla said “gofundme is where your dreams go to die.” I felt that.

[@______IV]

You missed my two favorites! The "Triton: artificial gills" and the "Skarp: laser razor." The first was outright fraud and the second a case of wishful thinking by the creator.

[@JamilKhan-hk1wl]

Ah yes the laser razor

[@______IV]

I don’t think these guys were scammers, but instead of admitting their failure to backers and more importantly to themselves, they keep shuffling along with unjustified optimism (last update 9 months ago).

[@aluisious]

@@______IV "artificial gills" is definitely a scam, I don't even need to look it up.

[@jacobphilip3977]

The lasser rasser

[@ultrxlight]

@@jacobphilip3977 i feel a need to rewatch kickstarter crap now

[@yakovhadash]

-why would anyone put money into something so stupid? -i have no eyedear

[@UCXEO5L8xnaMJhtUsuNXhlmQ]

I feel like those eye massaging "glasses" could easily make it to market, they're not promising anything absurd and some people may even want them. They look stupid, but when has that ever stopped people

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

What happens if they get wet? You want something that can shock you be so close to your eyes and brains?

[@ipodhty]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 its battery powered 5 volts isn't going to do shit

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@ipodhty do you have a empty lighter? Those electronic ones. Inside of it is a electronic ignition, go press on that. That's way less then 1 volt, imagine something stronger at your eyes.

[@ipodhty]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 piezo sparkers put out a lot of voltage (possibly about 800v from what I quickly looked up). That's the only way to get electricity to bridge a gap so big. Like a 9v battery at max only gives a slight buzz when directly touching you skin. So one other point is it would actually be very unlikely to get a short with wine that would touch you. Two if it did it won't do anything. People put Wireless headphones on all the time and that would have basically the same risk

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@ipodhty people also spontaneous combust without warning. It can happen to anybody at any time

[@mrnobody-yq2nm]

Don't travel with those metal detecting sandals! Specially if it is beeping the airport won't like that. Someone's already pulled that stunt on them.

[@youbetyourwrasse]

"Does it say 'WEARABLE?'" No, it says TRULY WEARBLE {5:32) And SLIM DESGIN. (5:30) It was truly the WEARBLE DESGIN that captivated me.

[@tunedskillsz]

Rob wolchek is such a good journalist. He actually goes after all the crooked people.

[@bblwarrantydepartment981]

Misread your comment while driving and thought it said “colored”. 😂

[@sticklebacketienne]

@@bblwarrantydepartment981 bro why are you scrolling commenting on a KZbin video while driving lmao

[@growmiegreenthumb8025]

Robs a legend

[@b1icky]

“Slim Desgin” “Truly Wearble” “Light-weighted glass shape” They didn’t even proofread the ad ffs

[@warcraft3freak1]

Don't forget that they have "Red lght" stimulation too

[@fernandagraciolli5572]

Came here to say this. That was painful.

[@chrispy2117]

Right?! 😂

[@coreyh6698]

Thought they were trolling

[@Dcook85]

I find it hilarious that they advertised an n99 mask when legitimate n100 masks exist.

[@fenrirgg]

Aren't N100 masks just a plastic bag on your head?

[@Dcook85]

​@@fenrirgg I've used them before, not that bad.

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@@Dcook85 Yeah no, doesn't look too bad wear wise, poofier than expected though.

[@garethbaus5471]

@@fenrirgg in a properly designed respirator they are actually pretty comfortable to breath through.

[@wtf1185]

Yeah, 3M n-100 masks. $11 at my local welding supply house and one will last at least six months.

[@Fickets]

Shout out Rob Wolchek. Really good investigative journalist out of Detroit. He’s the guy who’s team tracked down the N99 masks guy.

[@anonymoose2474]

KZbin has a bunch of his videos, they're hilarious

[@tethryss5001]

I like how those eye massagers are utterly incapable of being worn by people with glasses.

[@270Winchester]

It is a actually a good thing that the eye massager thing never came to be real. When I was younger I would always rub my eyes which caused kerotoconus (deformation of the corneas) to develop and I needed to have surgery on both eyes. So yeah don't rub your eyes unless you want a hole to be burnt through your cornea.

[@absurdengineering]

So you’re saying that massager team never spoke to an eye doctor? Color me surprised 😂

[@spiritbx1337]

4:21 "So the first thing you do is turn on your sandals." Well, that's a brand new sentence...

[@hurcorh]

I can't believe the amount of money some of these raise that is the saddest part. People will throw money at anything.

[@alexlinder3682]

Coffee is a so rich yet spends his time entertaining the masses, a true legend.

[@nfsrival1499]

Is he really that wealthy?

[@sadsader100yearsago9]

@@nfsrival1499 10 million Dollar studio says yes

[@prepperscanada1]

@@nfsrival1499 He's rich in love, that's all that matters

[@2kchallengewith4video]

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[@dashmeetsingh9679]

@@2kchallengewith4video 0

[@vvvvvortexxxxx]

5:34 actually they said, “Truly Wearble” so perhaps they arent truly wearable

[@Rustygoblin]

I just realized they misspelled design. Lol

[@FeastForThought]

Fun stuff, this takes me back to "Kickstarter Crap" from Idubbz, good times.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Dude you can go to the hardware store and buy a Leaf Mask right now. It's called a Half Mask Respirator. And you can put P100 filters on it, which is doubly better than the "N99". Better filtration and it has oil resistance.

[@dj1NM3]

...and it would probably be easier to breathe through, because (if you mean something like a 3M 6200 mask, or similar) the diameter of the filter attachments are absolutely massive compared to the tiny little holes on the Leaf Mask. Not to mention the huge surface area of the filters means less breathing effort than the scam mask as well.

[@khancrow7015]

Big difference between a mask and a respirator....

[@dj1NM3]

@@khancrow7015 In this case, these "masks" are really trying to be respirators, as they are claiming to (badly and/or falsely) filter the air as you breathe through them.

[@cranialnerv]

Except the mask at the hardware store exists and works.

[@janemh5866]

@@khancrow7015 but were they saying otherwise..?

[@siximpossiblethings6388]

5:19 Voice over: "Want to look like a Great Value member of the crazy 88's but can't stand a flimsy plastic mask from Spirit Halloween?" Crowd: "There's got to be a better way!"

[@rickrollrizal]

Hey Coffee! Have you heard of Axie Infinity? So, there's a post going around in FB of a person who invested 3 million philippine pesos (about 75k usd) in the game. Apparently , he loaned that money to "invest" in Axie and is now facing a lot of trouble cause the value of the game is dropping.

[@bunnystrasse]

But I thought the game is doing pretty well!

[@therocinante3443]

Metal detecting sandals... LMAO what happens if they get in the water? Pretty sure it'll go all zappy zappy

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

You can waterproof things. The real problem is a normal metal detector has the ability to swing back forth and cover a large area but, you're gonna look like Steven Seagull waving your platform sandals around.

[@shotybumbati]

lol the dmask would have been less catastrophically dumb, if they had just put a one-way out valve in the front

[@georgeyreynolds]

Couldn't you essentially suffocate soneone with a piece of sticky tape?

[@Predator20357]

@@georgeyreynolds yah but who is going to do that consistently?

[@StarryxNight5]

But wouldn't that just defeat the purpose of the mask?

[@georgeyreynolds]

@@Predator20357 Well it only takes one doesn't it ?😂

[@Predator20357]

@@georgeyreynolds What I meant is who’s going to run around and slap sticky tape over people with this mask

[@iamdragonetta]

Certain people love giving money to people who already have money, but they hate helping poor people.

[@eusebio_9]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@RustCole01]

*see [MEGACHURCHES]

[@RustCole01]

*see [MEGACHURCHES]

[@Davidgood23]

Everyday is Christmas when coffee uploads!

[@batchampa]

Most masks don't have big air reservoirs like those tubes either. It's like he heard the people claiming surgical masks can suffocate you and wondered how to design one that actually could

[@XM177ColtCommando]

The metal-detecting sandals actually sounds like it would sell very well in laos, cambodia, vietnam, and other southeast asian countries whose land is oversaturated with unexploded ordinance, mines, and other nasty things that go boom when you step on them.

[@Robisquick]

What do you mean? They would have to step on the bomb to detect it

[@spagootest2185]

​@@Robisquickhonestly I'd rather not know I just stepped on a mine before it explodes

[@ungrilla]

Why is this video in battery-saving mode?

[@hanthonyc]

5:36 no it's okay, they didn't say they were wearable, since that would be a false advertisement! They said "wearble"....

[@MattCurrieImprov]

We arble

[@qerupasy]

That last mask is great. We just have to attach one of the tubes to a pressurized gas cylinder, install a pressure-regulating valve in it, and fit the other tube with a one-way flow valve. Then it's a great idea.

[@LegendaryNuggets]

6:07 That's what I call breathing through a straw with style

[@mrcmoes]

Love Rob Wolcheck (the news reporter) and the Hall of Shame. He has a youtube channel with all the segments.

[@scambaitnaansense512]

Its a good channel

[@aifesolenopsisgomez605]

I'm so tired of these gadgets. If they're failures, lots of hopeful people basically get scammed. If they're good, you get plastic pollution from its mass production.

[@zaodacrusher7498]

Hey coffee, you should look into this whole video game artificial inflation scam. Apparently the guy who spearheaded the coin bubble in the 80s is involved.

[@markjrcolin1210]

As someone with no engineering or mechanical background, kickstarter seems like the perfect place to sell a dream that doesn’t conform to practicality or basic laws of physics and still make a mint off of something doomed to fail spectacularly since it’s very conception.

[@pilsnerd420]

6:55 They could easily fix this by putting a oneway/check valve somewhere on the front. Early gas masks had a canister you'd wear on your belt with a long hose.

[@fingmoron]

Even more modern British army gas masks got annoying after a couple hours wearing them and they had a huge check valve on one side and the filter on the other.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

You can clearly see the creator of the DMask forcing his lungs to pump all the little air through his tubes just by the way he uncomfortably walks.

[@darronpattel]

the mask with the tubes would be a good idea if it had tubes that were a little thicker that could fit a fan in it.

[@reddragonflyxx657]

Yeah, but those are already on the market with well tested designs. It might be OK if they put 1 way valves on the facepiece or filter, so you're never exhaling into the your supply tube.

[@darronpattel]

@@reddragonflyxx657 Intake and exhaust fans would probably be safer though.

[@DragoNate]

"The level of stupidity on these websites is *TRULY WEARABLE* "

[@et9088]

The metal detecting sandals actually have a surprising niche use. The legality of using metal detectors and what to do with the findings on the beaches of Dubai is in a really grey area lol

[@qq13563817153]

Yeah but unfortunately the beaches of Singapore, which the creators are based in, aren't known to have much in the way of buried treasure since most of the beaches are reclaimed land and rocky

[@TristanVDHeever]

Whoa, no dislikes Good on you Coffee, glad to see we all agree!

[@Bunnylovecrypto]

The dislikes button is there but no longer work anymore to display the no. of dislikes

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@Bunnylovecrypto we know

[@Connor_Roush]

The first one is immediately a scam.

[@Twitch_Fox]

Would love to see you cover Solar Roadways and how that ship set sail, crashed, and sunk. They couldn't even keep a small patch of sidewalk working as promised, let alone the entire span of say a highway.

[@Dominion69420]

Didnt expect to see a Rob Wolchek hall of shame insert but hey a wins a win

[@NaudVanDalen]

4:40 What if you walk into the ocean with them? They'll probably break or you'll get electrocuted. Although they are probably not powerful enough to electrocute you, like dropping a non-waterproof phone in water. It just breaks.

[@Rami-ll2bq]

the metal detecting sandals got military contract, cost pf mine clearing = 1 man per mine🤣

[@amharbinger]

Those products would fit in an episode of Futurama

[@SD-oi9gr]

Seeing new videos every single day makes me happy every single time lol. I wish you could do it all year round and I know that’s not possible but I can want it anyway.

[@Ifraneljadida]

Dude. You gotta give credit to Rob Wolchek. His hall of shame segment on local news in Detroit is legendary. He's the one questioning the mask guy

[@battleday3738]

i think you are wrong about DMASK, it not supose to be a mask, it's supose to be an alternative to water boarding.

[@Marco-yk8kp]

Didnt think i would love the daily uploads as much as i do. Coming home from work tired as shit and having coffee is the BEST

[@lucasfoldesi4265]

2:53, you only need half a keyboard if you use only one screen, apparently.

[@lesqueech]

when you stopped to ask if it said truly wearable I was really hoping you were going to mention the "slim desgin" LOL Great video dude love this

[@plixie1]

I pumped the stock with my wife at dinner. I need to to allow Coffezilla into our eating routine

[@donovanjr2746]

“I pumped the stock with my wife at dinner” 😂 u lil freak

[@robertandrews6915]

Truly wearable, classic marketing. What else would they be? They couldn't think of any other benefit so they just said it's truly wearable. I like reading packaging sometimes, I get a chuckle out of alot of the crap they put on the box. The last thing I remember was speedway selling a cup of ice made of "pure water" what else would ice be made of

[@GIRru11]

Who looked at the Optimus Prime smart phone and thought "yeah this is real"

[@limitbreak2966]

3:05 **casually breaks the laws of physics with stock business meeting music**

[@maxsnts]

The last mask cloud be made to work by using valves (a simple membrane) that made one tube intake only and the other exhaust only. Nothing solve the style problem thought.

[@ObscuriaDragunAed]

The eyedear totally got funded by the Cyclops cosplay scene.

[@MovieGasm]

Pump the stock $zilla.

[@mjwu786]

Do the following test with every innovation: is the problem that it is trying to solve worth solving? Yes, that crazy tooth brush technically does solve a problem, but that problem is not worth solving, especially not with something like that

[@christiandruan]

Anyone that donated to make a mask deserves to be scammed.

[@nathanielbellmore]

2:54 "woah you cant do that" Every coffezilla video has a hilarious one liner 🤣

[@lography6917]

I'm letting this one play on .25 speed to 4x the view time and help the algorithm PUMP $ZILLA

[@bunkbeds3001]

I have no idea if this is how the view time works, but you're a superb genius

[@muizzsiddique]

Surely set it to mute, 2x speed and loop and then just leave it running in the background? If watch time it's calculated in real time, which I think it's not, then your way might be just fine.

[@jamesdurant9518]

Love to see the Rob Wolcheck clip. Rob is one of the greatest to ever expose scams. Game recognize game.

[@0-0-s3i]

The metal detector sandals are probably the dumbest idea the last two decades have brought to us. Edit: the mask is the new dumbest product to have been made.

[@globalmotortradersyt5514]

My man, so good to have you back! You know coffee is drank daily usually in the AM on the way to work, don't forget your part if our coffee too!

[@lography6917]

“Congrats to everyone who is early and who isn't a bot like the people commenting this”

[@DrTruth-be9yj]

🤌

[@BenderTheBoiler]

Plot twist this is the bot.

[@lography6917]

​@@BenderTheBoiler Incorrect. I am a humon being; so, you think you can match my style? what's your shtoyle?

[@fhinpus]

@@lography6917 plot twist : you are bot and are designed in such way to provide random response when someone says you are a bot.

[@SKUNK_The_underdog]

The daily uploads are the best. Some of your best content is the stuff like this.

[@toomanymarys7355]

N99 wouldn't be "four levels better" than N95. This is painful.

[@justinwhite2725]

Yeah. It would reduce particles by 4/5ths. Instead of 5% getting through, only 1% would.

[@HP-mk3yb]

Daily uploads from coffezilla is unreal

[@sleepyproduction7166]

I love your content coffeezilla, been trying to get my friends to invest, soon they will. Keep it up though.

[@FLFOREVER]

Was expecting to see the Cicret braclet.

[@RemotHuman]

We need some bad ideas to get to the good ones. I always laugh when scammers call you "just a hater" but what is the point of hating this

[@whiteobama3032]

The point is to laugh at stupid things

[@fedos]

I wonder how many crowdfunding campaigns are actually money laundering or tax evasion schemes.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

The thing people don't realize is that "billion dollar ideas" are a dime a dozen. Literally everyone and their cousin has one. What's much, _much_ rarer is finding somebody that actually can follow through and execute their vision [in a cost effective way]. If you can do that, you're set!

[@sk8punk318]

Rob! Best news caster investigative journalist whatever ever!

[@larshansson1953]

I'd like some "Red lght stimulation" please. Personally, I find blatant typos the hallmark of trustworthiness .

[@BrianHeimbuecher]

The EyeDear looks like what they used on Malcolm McDowell in 'Clockwork Orange'. I wouldn't even put them on YOU, Coffee!