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@simmsyboyminecraft3 жыл бұрын
I love how jerma seems to only think in modern day American terms, like in any fantasy game he'll always talk about the grocery store, lawyers and stuff, and will always call gold dollars instead.
@sinsoftheswamp83463 жыл бұрын
@Rasta Koots Europe is a fantasy land they trade gold debloons
@brotherbootlegger17773 жыл бұрын
He's a practical man. He doesn't have time for fantasy.
@zakegutt34583 жыл бұрын
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 true, i fly my magic donkey to the gnome bazaar by the magic swamp every day. Life in Europe is great.
@hoonterofhoonters65883 жыл бұрын
@Rasta Koots Look at Canadian money and tell me that it's a real country.
@patata68683 жыл бұрын
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 4 dabloons
@jankcity60813 жыл бұрын
"I'm evil now? Why?" -Jerma985, after mass murdering a dozen people
@LeaderOfJinxes3 жыл бұрын
irl
@rochelimit49023 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now, the numbers in his name aren't just numbers, it's his kill count. Absolute psychopath
@carolinealmeida56063 жыл бұрын
@@rochelimit4902 That kill count hasn't been updated in 10 years. It should be Jerma10985 by now
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
@@carolinealmeida5606 nah, fam. 985 was the square root of his kill count. It isn’t 985 _squared_ because Jerma didn’t know how to put superscript in his username.
@ryanm.87202 жыл бұрын
"Why did I kill this guy? ...I dunno." - Jerma, Hit Man Too (November 14th, 2018)
@cobrasix95753 жыл бұрын
A lack of snacks can make a man do unspeakable things, but too many snacks can make a man vomit oreos in his mothers bed.
@theeyeballthatcameoutofthe52683 жыл бұрын
society 😔
@shybread3153 жыл бұрын
an entire sleeve full!!!!
@freakymoejoe22 жыл бұрын
The duality of man
@yadralf54763 күн бұрын
ongezellig will always be a gem
@quote20353 жыл бұрын
“I did some black smithing so it wouldn’t be the first 20 minutes of the stream.” Proceeds to serve beers for 10 minutes straight
@bigwillicus40353 жыл бұрын
It was like an hour+ in reality.
@404_nowheresnotfound33 жыл бұрын
"let's go boy." "I still have nightmares about the time you killed all those people." "That was 5 seconds ago" *BANG*
@Sprech413 жыл бұрын
shocked and appalled that moment doesn't appear to be in the video
@cking48693 жыл бұрын
Where can I find this clip?
@cking48693 жыл бұрын
@@404_nowheresnotfound3 Perfection. Thank you.
@turntechgodhead1975 Жыл бұрын
@@cking4869 THE COMMENTS DELETED DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOUFOUND IT..
@cking4869 Жыл бұрын
@@turntechgodhead1975 unfortunately I don't even remember this conversation now. Sorry. What a cruel thing to delete though Edit: looking at the context, it was probably a time stamp. Maybe I'll rewatch this video and find it but it'll probably be a while
@chrismorrison45253 жыл бұрын
14:33 shout out to the chat member that said "We get it" because the mental image of Jerma's Fable character serving these beers and some drunk person in the tavern just yells at him is hilarious
@mythcat1273Күн бұрын
Literally moe from the Simpsons
@paintedpig30213 жыл бұрын
Ah the classic Fable combination: Overweight, Highwayman Mask, Explorer Shirt
@automah27243 жыл бұрын
"Highwaymen mask" "Byeah"
@robotz21293 жыл бұрын
I have never played nor have seen someone play Fable (Except Jerma) so I guess I’ll have to take your word
@ostrichlord90973 жыл бұрын
Trust me. My character I made 11 years ago looks identical, glowing tattoos and all, minus the mask
@jonathanoakes61352 жыл бұрын
Literally every fable pc ends up as an evil fat glowing guy
@mr.kittysavestheworld6952 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanoakes6135 I never did. I'm too damn soft to be evil in video games, and I'm too much of a compulsive item hoarder to eat enough food to get fat.
@alfred89363 жыл бұрын
I like how his fake drink actually sounded pretty good up until "microwave" when his clown meter went into the black and just continued to get worse
@misaefre2 жыл бұрын
i was really thinking "i wanna make that just to try it" and it quickly turned to "if i even attempt this im going to get several new diseases"
@jacobmerchant19083 жыл бұрын
*kills 20 people* "Did I just become evil? Why?"
@ZevTheIsreali3 жыл бұрын
The Jerma985 mixed drink would be a small glass of milk, mixed with green food coloring, on the rocks. The garnish would just be the disapproving glare from the bartender
@kasane13373 жыл бұрын
Sounds great. But make it big instead.
@HelloWorld-xd5mi3 жыл бұрын
Iced milk is pretty refreshing tbh
@ZevTheIsreali3 жыл бұрын
@@kasane1337 “hey mr barman, can i get a Jerma985? Premium, and make it a Venti”
@adamswanson3382 жыл бұрын
I was cry laughing when he said “microwave it for ten seconds, stir stir stir stir”
@thatlocalpessimist2 жыл бұрын
Milk, dyed green, with Oreos thrown in there and blended. Served on a cloth coaster.
@Rexcanyon7923 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that the Jerma Special would be called the Shortstop.
@Lil_FYRBUG3 жыл бұрын
The 1 inch pinch
@lokuendog3 жыл бұрын
I love all the layers to this joke
@JoMcD213 жыл бұрын
Someone please try the drink and get back to us
@fwoqma3 жыл бұрын
@@lokuendog all two
@CH-gm6rl3 жыл бұрын
or THUNDAMOUNTAIN
@ConnorEatsPants3 жыл бұрын
this may have the best ending of any video
@fullcrustrocket3 жыл бұрын
Is that THE Connor eats pants in the Jerma comment section.
@mmayonnnaise86013 жыл бұрын
hi connor
@jamesralls8413 жыл бұрын
Eat pant conar
@teehubruum68443 жыл бұрын
Connor consumes trousers
@biggieswizcg51952 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture
@MiKeDaBoMb3213 жыл бұрын
"if I sleep right now I can get 6 hours of sleep" *Jerma notification* "5 hours 24 minutes it is"
@ecrylian3 жыл бұрын
This comment is brutal to me
@joaoarthur64873 жыл бұрын
What have i done to deserve such a surgically precise personal attack?
@TauStriker3 жыл бұрын
"Jerma's a good guy! But that doesn't mean he's a 'good' guy."- Socrates, probably
@Helskorn3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Greater Good to me
@solitaryconfinement19753 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Jerma was around during Socrates’ time
@scoobert20743 жыл бұрын
haha [warhammer joke about the t’au]
@Vickysqueeze3 жыл бұрын
@@solitaryconfinement1975 :/
@aluckychance23 жыл бұрын
@@solitaryconfinement1975 well he was but his heyday was more around the gilgamesh era
@reshborder3 жыл бұрын
"He's the good guy" Since this video features Jerma I find that hard to believe.
@GeeGe.3 жыл бұрын
idk man, memes aside Jerma is a very good, genuine person. I think it makes sense
@moitoanhl65333 жыл бұрын
*jerma is FUCKED
@sdh643fn3 жыл бұрын
@@GeeGe. he is absolutely FUCKED what are you talking about
@GeeGe.3 жыл бұрын
@@sdh643fn you're too zerked
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
@@GeeGe. Thomas Allen is still peeved about that time he loaned Jerma 5 bucks, and as soon as Jerma had the cash in hand he just let it go and watched the wind carry it down the street. “What the hell man,” Thomas said, incredulous. Jerma didn’t so much as glance back at Thomas as he replied: “You ain’t ever getting that back, bro. Just being straight with you.” But that’s between Thomas and Jerma; I never had any problems with the guy.
@foxygramp_19733 жыл бұрын
3:45 how did jerma pull a perfect hamster dance impression out his ass
@robotz21293 жыл бұрын
His ass is bigger than the Empire State Building, I’d be surprised if he hadn’t stored TF3 in his ass
@fwoqma3 жыл бұрын
bird in a past life
@missbelled67002 жыл бұрын
I've never heard a less convincing "I don't remember how it goes..." he practices. Daily, I'd guess.
@yarinice12 жыл бұрын
It's been in there for months. He just let it out.
@frankcasella4233 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe my wife left me because I shot a guy" -Jer,a...
@TheNosnets3 жыл бұрын
The "honey get out I dont want you seeing what I do for work" then immediately cutting to him doing a chicken emote absolutely killed me.
@ChrisNinjaEagle3 жыл бұрын
Jerma: Attractiveness, 100%
@SnailMan633 жыл бұрын
Humor, 100%
@user-jh5dq9vc1v3 жыл бұрын
Height, 0.5%
@beansoupboyboy76103 жыл бұрын
you accidentally added a 1
@Nova-pi5de3 жыл бұрын
Derangement - 100%
@Gamer46723 жыл бұрын
Debt: $1,000,000,000
@CruisinBen3 жыл бұрын
It often sounds like Jerma is trying to talk over the loud AC unit in my room
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 ай бұрын
Then turn it off "genous"
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 ай бұрын
My grampa died
@Joseph-ey8vv3 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "honey please leave you don't want to be in here I'm doing something" What the wife hears: OH, LOOGAMEE LOOGAMEE
@comradep85193 жыл бұрын
i can't tell if jerma legitimately believes everything before the renaissance was fucking anarchy
@vyrxcx Жыл бұрын
The game also takes place slightly before an industrial revolution. Hence the gun he keeps killing people with.
@CruisinBen8 ай бұрын
It kind of was
@googleyoutubeaccount3 жыл бұрын
Does nobody have the guts to tell him that isn't his kid? In the spire for 10 years, come home to a 4 year old who's black, neither him or his wife are black...
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
He knows. He understands. He hasn’t the courage to admit it to himself.
@bugjams3 жыл бұрын
Adoption exists, you monster.
@xor1283 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 racism 🤮🤮🤮
@mirthbaron15253 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 Don't try to reason with liberals, it's healthy to want to live and and be around your own and to not rear foreign genetics.
@Lore_Keeper2 жыл бұрын
@@mirthbaron1525 I love that this comment freely admits that not being an asshole is apparently a liberal trait lmao
@spawner24693 жыл бұрын
You could make a bunch of Jerma themed drinks, just name them after his Characters. Belvedere Brew, Greens Lighter Fluid, Jermurder.
@fwoqma3 жыл бұрын
jermurder is just when somebody kills jerma
@forceofnature263 жыл бұрын
>Accidently kills some NPCs as a joke >Kills the rest of them because it's funny >"Did I just become evil? Why?"
@bbluva203 жыл бұрын
Anybody else. Literally *anybody else* that just rambles while playing a mini-game (especially a Fable mini-game), and after like 30 seconds I’m closing the video. Not Jerma. The whole video could be him talking about shoes while doing the beer pouring mini-game and I’d gladly watch every moment.
@alexgauss84523 жыл бұрын
In Jerma's next big stream, he's gonna take a drug test and model clothes.
@upyoursdotcom3 жыл бұрын
I would settle for him just WEARING clothes tbh
@james.clydesdale3 жыл бұрын
jerma is advancing the fecal funny fable 2 meta all by himself
@MRFISH-rs6sq3 жыл бұрын
Jerma uses video games to satiate his endless hunger for death and destruction. His mustache hair covers up his tiny demon horns, I know they’re there.
@johnnyplto55923 жыл бұрын
the end was like the end of american psycho when bateman learns that nobody knows about him being a killer
@gyrus19023 жыл бұрын
19:32 my heart stopped for a second i wasnt expecting mr green
@RickJaeger3 жыл бұрын
there is something to the Beer Gut thing. at least, in an older generation or people doing blue collar shit, they've usually got fat covering muscle. it's flab because they eat bad and drink beer and don't, like, do aerobics, but it's not flab because they don't lift shit. because they totally do. they lift shit all day, for _money._ it's unbelievable, but it's real. if they're squat and flabby, too, they don't even need to be good at fighting per se to have a good chance at fucking the other guy up. P.S. it's literal Kingpin-esque "This is pure MUSCLE" shit.
@ynb4l423 жыл бұрын
If you look at weightlifting competitions, those dudes look super flabby, but it's all covering a metric shit ton of muscle. The standard image of "muscles" that people typically think of, like Arnold Schwarzenegger? They get that through intentional dehydration.
@nightmage25863 жыл бұрын
The hero we need, and the hero we deserve.
@we-must-live3 жыл бұрын
and the one we want!
@floopusdoopus3 жыл бұрын
“Hero”
@WilfredCthulu3 жыл бұрын
He must join the wrestling scene. Could he defeat Mr. Satan (fused with Chunky Kong)?
@ungabunga91353 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Jerma for the game content. Then i realized that Jerma IS the content.
@OryxTheMadGod33 жыл бұрын
The gameplay is just something to keep your eyes occupied
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
@@OryxTheMadGod3 it’s just there to distract you while Jerma’s posse of sticky fingered urchins raid your pantry for radishes and chocolate cookies.
@123moneymonster3 жыл бұрын
“i don’t even remember how it goes” proceeds to do the hamster dance perfectly
@Funkyent3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who poured beers for an hour, ON STREAM!?
@proto47473 жыл бұрын
the jerma streamer goes ABSOLUTELY MAD on stream over alcoholic drinks WHILE POURING BEER
@triplePunktf22 жыл бұрын
when he said he was blacksmithing i legitimately thought he meant irl. with jerma i cant rule anything out
@VodkaVodoka3 жыл бұрын
During the stream, chat was absolutely filled with *MESSAGE DELETED* when 33:57 happened.
@OryxTheMadGod33 жыл бұрын
Why
@Miltenization3 жыл бұрын
@@OryxTheMadGod3 Look at the baby. Btw that's the second time it happened on stream
@DrHeinzy3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't surprise me lmao
@tsu08761e2 жыл бұрын
i dont give a rats ass!
@californiansniper21332 жыл бұрын
What’s up my [MESSAGE DELETED]?
@sks2203 жыл бұрын
I love how he wanted to say something so badly about the kid but just couldn't bring himself to do it 🤣
@scramblingtheegggs36033 жыл бұрын
Between this and the sims 4 stream, Jerma having black kids is a recurring joke
@dynamiteamollymauk91113 жыл бұрын
"That's a Boston accent Genius" - Some guy who knows nothing about Jerma
@VOTE_REFORM_UK3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he was just joking
@dynamiteamollymauk91113 жыл бұрын
@@VOTE_REFORM_UK true
@KOTEBANAROT3 жыл бұрын
Jenius
@chezballz3 жыл бұрын
“I can’t believe my wife left me because I shot a guy”
@maycontainnuts31273 жыл бұрын
no Jerma985 cocktail would be perfect without dipping a twinkie into the beverage before serving
@tyetye11533 жыл бұрын
Love how his son looks nothing like him
@theycallmedoorway99132 жыл бұрын
You mean black? Lmao
@fard7844 күн бұрын
I love that jerma refused to obey the evil guy but once out of the spire kills his wife with a bomb and raises her from the dead
@StarscreamsGirl2 жыл бұрын
he comes back after 10 years and they still haven’t replaced the door he broke… incredible attention to detail
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 ай бұрын
Most attentive house owner in ludendorff bridge
@brandonmorel26583 жыл бұрын
In Fable 2 you dont shit your pants if you fart long enough, the anoos ruptures and the player character grunts in pain.
@jakobkatz76273 жыл бұрын
*kills crowd of 40 people* “Did I just become evil?? Why!?”
@Anonymouthful3 жыл бұрын
Tolkien was inspiread by Kalevala, a Finnish epic. And thus we can conclude that without Finland there woulnt be RPGs.
@LBrady-nt9sm3 жыл бұрын
His drink would be "Jerma's gin&juice" with triple sec, gin and orange juice. And I would order it every time.
@YourBestFriendreally3 жыл бұрын
I love the Abusive Step-Dad super hero. Gets the good ending, but he uses magic to abuse his family the few days he's home.
@spectre-ship3 жыл бұрын
jerma was accidentally almost right about gin and tonic, they come from British soldiers stationed in India in the 1800s who hated the taste of quinine tonic they had to take to not catch malaria and would mix it with gin to mask the flavor
@JackJonValois3 жыл бұрын
Fable 2 had a weird character system, my hero just looked bruised all over and became fat for no reason, idk if it was the health potions but I didn't eat any food.
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 ай бұрын
That's because you suck at the game
@bbluva203 жыл бұрын
I forgot just how bad the story is in this game. “We need to stop the bad guy. Let’s go enslave ourself to him for years, and help him build his doomsday device, accomplishing NOTHING”
@StrifeRixa3 жыл бұрын
Well the goal was to break Garth out of the Spire but it took all that time to even get the opening. He even states that it took his entire imprisionment just to save enough power to remove your collars.
@bbluva203 жыл бұрын
Strife Rixa I know, but it’s still completely ridiculous and dumb. Let’s not even mention the horrible “nothing” of an ending.
@StrifeRixa3 жыл бұрын
@@bbluva20 I mean all writing is some kind of contrivance in the end, but I'll agree the ending of pretty much every Fable game has been a wet fart.
@sarahhall96682 жыл бұрын
This game has a story? I thought it was farts and mass murder
@Romanticoutlaw3 жыл бұрын
people talk shit on the fable games after 1 but 2 is pretty funny
@TrueCarthaginian3 жыл бұрын
No one complains about the humor of Fable 2. It's one of the game's few good qualities.
@oscarthegrouch74393 жыл бұрын
nobody watches jerm for the gameplay- we're all here for the ramblings of a mad man.
@jaycrumpacker84938 ай бұрын
"You did this!" Guy hudung behind a bookcase with a rifle: "no i didnt!"
@gaywizard48863 жыл бұрын
love how all the different edits of jerma streams have different funny bits in them. he really is the funniest boy
@nikolairennock51173 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite brew- the Jerma Mid-Afternoon
@ddqwf3 жыл бұрын
"YOU DID THIIISSSS" Man Who Did It: No I didn't!
@HallsteinI3 жыл бұрын
28:30 he turned into the squirrel from Ice Age
@xenylix3 жыл бұрын
jerma vods need like a content warning for whenever he begins spouting food and beverage opinions
@Chubbyninja3573 жыл бұрын
29:00 someone never got the heart piece in zelda
@wav13663 жыл бұрын
jerma is the main character in this world and we're just living in it
@zoro4661WasTaken7 ай бұрын
I love how the reaction Jerma's character has to someone spawning in and kicking his dog is obliterating some poor random fucker's skull first
@TJ-ny4vw3 жыл бұрын
The first 30 minutes of every jerma stream should be a drug test for chat to see if he’s high or not
@radraandyy45363 жыл бұрын
i could listen to jerma talk about alcohol forever. his opinions are so passionate and elaborate.
@Chrisbun13 жыл бұрын
he really spends half the video just talking about alcohol and looping a minigame
@TheElectricRaichu3 жыл бұрын
This was a treat to watch live.
@janesmith18403 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone understands exactly how long he was pouring beer.
@Kikiapina3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't even that long and if you were getting your panties in a twist over it, you weren't forced to watch it. Go do something else for a while, Jerma doesn't cater to you specifically
@terribleivan14753 жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina beer pouring enthusiast spotted
@janesmith18403 жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina It was a joke...
@tailsfan23new3 жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina imagine getting this upset over a simple comment
@Kikiapina3 жыл бұрын
@@tailsfan23new I'm not upset, I am just very passionate about pouring beer. Not many people understand how important of a skill it is, yet so many people drink beer
@waluigiisgod39783 жыл бұрын
Oh we need more of this
@kaizerdeath123 жыл бұрын
In that whole very stoned drink podcast, Jerma wanting an extremely foamy drink and the whining about the one that exist sucks has the same energy as "I want ice on my drink but I don't want to see it float"
@TheScrootch3 жыл бұрын
It's just more manic rambling
@sinmonsworul2 жыл бұрын
i love any game that makes jerma laugh like a stalling engine
@aka_miso3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy "I can't believe my wife left me because I shot a guy" Elbertson
@ecco2ks3 жыл бұрын
Without Fable 2 Dungeons and Dragons wouldn’t exist
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
Genre defining stuff. So many fond memories of sitting around the table with my high school buds on Friday evening, ripping mad farts and poking holes in condoms and shooting chickens with blunderbusses. No wonder our teachers thought we’d grow up to be Satanists or whatever.
@DrHeinzy3 жыл бұрын
Peter Molyneux has been a bigger influence on the fantasy genre than Tolkien
@largetoast50633 жыл бұрын
Without Fable 2 Fable wouldn't exist
@carterdavis28223 жыл бұрын
Half of this whole video is just Jerma trying to formulate signature drink names from every bar and my eyes were glued to the screen through it all
@-yaminl33263 жыл бұрын
"Look at the head on that!" *drops it*
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47872 жыл бұрын
The jerma drink would be called something like “the rats midnight birthday surprise “
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 ай бұрын
The jerma drink wiukd be called something like "the mountain dew: baja blast"
@ConsumedByRainbows3 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest birthday present Jermambo. Much love.
@deadinfebruary2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely insane!
@adamh.49332 күн бұрын
That captains log bit got me good
@MrSlaughterrific3 жыл бұрын
man, I 100% completed this game back in the day, played the shit out of it I do not remember it looking this wack. lmao
@toetruck15892 жыл бұрын
i need more jerma fable
@MasterCuddless3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the “Making the Jerma985 Cocktail” stream
@SpectreNight Жыл бұрын
19:28 "I need to level up my gambling ability" is probably a common phrase in Vegas.
@mrpuddingpop13 жыл бұрын
if someone can animate or act out the Jerma985 cocktail guide i would love you
@SKMphatik3 жыл бұрын
Jerma doing the hamster dance song is INCREDIBLE..
@LettuceGoblin Жыл бұрын
25:48 "Did I just become evil? Why?!" He says standing around a ten humans he just *magicked to fucking death while LAUGHING.*
@rin15653 жыл бұрын
I got a blue moon ad not long after jerma mentioned it
@sf.jellyfish78133 жыл бұрын
okay so new jerma viewer here! nd this was the first stream i caught live, i couldnt watch all of it because where i am this was live when i had school but I was so proud I caught the hamster dance and the divorse jsdvsksnsn
@sunmakergg3 жыл бұрын
I promise, Jerma has never read a contemporary fantasy book since gradeschool.
@Joseph-ey8vv3 жыл бұрын
I dunno about you but I absolutely hate it when the ole ball and chain gives me attitude while I shoot info brokers in my underwear
@Rick5863 жыл бұрын
This was a great stream XD
@7rip7e7even53 жыл бұрын
14:53 Seems like Jerma watched "The Nasty Patty" episode for his ideal drink.
@muggins22793 жыл бұрын
'a very small man can cast a large shadow' Jeremy Nineeightfive
@saskilla19453 жыл бұрын
thank you for making me happy
@deadlyalchemist3973 жыл бұрын
Only Jerma could talk about his favourite and least favourite alcohol for several minutes and make it entertaining lol
@ultimate_cheese46942 жыл бұрын
Absinthe absolutely can make you hallucinate, if you get the right stuff