Fable 2 - The Fecal Sorcerer

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[@alecdt3348]

Jerma did not even hesitate when he had a option for unprotected.

[@spacemarinechaplain9367]

Jeremy “The Babymaker” Elbertson

[@jeffd.683]

ZORNY STREAMER

[@pillgrimm]

"I'm gonna be an extra good boy!"

[@maximutatro3176]

@@spacemarinechaplain9367 he’s a boomer

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

A man after my own heart

[@BlastinRope]

I was like 13 when fable came out and I was like "hell yeah, i can finally express the darkness inside me" and learned that im actually a softy that cant even torment imaginary people without feeling terrible about it.

[@gegethedog]

you're an extra good boy :)

[@shanepower9201]

Oh when I got the game I spent ages killing the gypsy people in their camp so I was probably not a good boy

[@shanepower9201]

Based Hungarian moment

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Honestly same. Even when I replayed and near 100%-ed the game I _wanted_ to be full evil, but I felt so bad and disliked being the bad guy so much that I *literally* loaded that was made after first getting your magic in order to go full good. That along with making sure each town's economy was as close to max as I could get it due to not wanting the corruption score along with wanting people to like me. Needless to say I did *NOT* like Blood Stone much at all.

[@SirDankleberry]

Same, this and Fallout 3 made me not want to be evil.

[@breeze2082]

Good old days when all it took to attract a cute girl was a well placed pants blasting thundercrack

[@Guruc13]

Underrated comment

[@honkhonk5000]

I remember back when I could nearly shit my pants and the girls would just come running. They’d swoon. Then they’d ask for more and id belch in there faces. Sometimes I’d throw up but most of the time they’d start hinting at marriage. Those were the days.

[@drkilljoy6807]

The way he didn't even hesitate to click on unprotected sex gives me better insight into why he ate an entire sleeve of Oreos to just puke it up on his mother's bed.

[@ohkaypoh]

what

[@rex1800]

@@ohkaypohif you think about it it makes perfect sense

[@milk6741]

Nah ​@@rex1800

[@unpaidcomintern]

Love that jerma didn't even hesitate to raw dog the lady he woo'ed with his farts

[@TheHarrisontemple]

That's how he's gonna get Nyanners

[@Guruc13]

What a sentence

[@williammurderface2377]

@@TheHarrisontemple Jerma getting a new girlfriend after shitting himself live on stream? I'd believe it.

[@TheHarrisontemple]

@@williammurderface2377 sounds about right

[@Resil27021]

@@TheHarrisontemple hell yeah

[@imBailout]

Twitch chat would spam ResidentSleeper even if they were watching political leaders achieve total world peace

[@Zebo12345678]

You also gotta understand that these videos are _heavily_ edited down. I was in this stream for a little bit when it was 15 minutes of walking around with nothing happening with a 2 minute segment of fart posing. Not saying the streams are boring, (in fact they're some of the best out there) but there are definitely long boring sections of streams that get cut down into just highlights.

[@redtheyiffer]

Imo this game is very outdated and just not fun anymore

[@roach9397]

The only way to keep them engaged is to roll out the hot tub

[@jekyll138.5]

@@redtheyiffer how dare

[@undgcat6767]

@@redtheyiffer ok Redtheyiffer Yiff Compilations

[@frothyjazz7425]

My mans literally stole a dude's wife, knocked her up, then left for like, 30 years.

[@Skrubs]

Just to appear with several other women infatuated with him to kick the family out and live with them

[@frothyjazz7425]

@@Skrubs Moments before summoning several tornadoes and massacring the entire village for fun.

[@gegethedog]

@@frothyjazz7425 jerma really fell from grace, i miss the days when he shat his pants in front of the villiage's entire population

[@dantethewanderer4989]

I share the popular concensus with other fans of this game in the opinion that you spend *ENTIRELY* too long in The Spire. A few years, like three to five, would have been better since things don't seem to have changed all that much in Albion after 10+ years go by despite everything your hero could have done before heading to The Spire.

[@mrpuddingpop1]

“Yes officer, he broke into our home and started screaming ‘you love me!’ And started flexing”

[@pedrox2006]

Disco Elysium (2019)

[@user-bv1gq8jj6b]

Flexing on what??

[@BierBart12]

"And the worst part is, my whole family DID love it." Therapist: "I'm not an officer, but please continue"

[@swallowme535]

Deeply traumatized local streamer regresses to childhood, frantically asks himself “Who’s a good boy!?” repeatedly in front of thousands

[@fortnitefanningfunnymomets7613]

what a psyco

[@jeremytitus9519]

Deep down, he knows, he never really left that orphanage 😞

[@hearingmorethan1517]

Late stage capitalism does that to a man

[@ratman4635]

damn you dont need to call all of us out in the process

[@jmbkpo]

Freudian slips

[@benjibutt5796]

Jeremy shits his pants in front if the sculptor and asks “did I win?”

[@roach9397]

I’m ashamed to admit I laughed every time he did the poop joke

[@ItsDSP]

A good comedian knows how to read his audience.

[@BierBart12]

Damn, I'd be the person in chat saying "I'm gonna puke" during every one

[@DocJamesH]

Poop is funny!

[@RichterTheRat]

Don't be ashamed. Toilet humor can be done well.

[@sobgray]

Based of you

[@NatRealActual]

I dont appreciate the Uncut Gems spoiler at the start

[@AesirUnlimited]

The movie came out a long time ago.

[@sergeantpotato5826]

@@AesirUnlimited hes joking

[@roach9397]

@@AesirUnlimited Still, it’s a pivotal scene that is nigh unparalleled in its emotional resonance. It is best experienced alongside the rest of the Safdie Brother’s masterpiece.

[@AesirUnlimited]

@@roach9397 True. Lol

[@megagrips6470]

the fact that uncut gems was so much better than the rest of films really shows how much of a dick adam sandler is

[@GROTTM4NNISKA]

im literally crying and farting and shaking right now

[@upyoursdotcom]

Is that related to the video or

[@GROTTM4NNISKA]

@@upyoursdotcom not at all, just wanted to share it

[@clark985]

I'll cocking

[@timmycu]

I'll cocking

[@KingTacoyaki]

"I'm gonna be an extra good boy"

[@GloriousVibe]

So that was a fucking lie

[@Rick586]

[Proceeds to fart on everyone and everything]

[@Bone20647]

15:13 Jerma zerks off in front of a family as they call the guards on him

[@probrogamer9862]

😭😭😭😭😭 JERMA STOP THERES A KID

[@humanure0]

it is common knowledge that every one in thirty people are dressed as jack sparrow

[@jeremytitus9519]

I’m the OneGuy in thirty

[@MetalMercutio]

Well, you caught me

[@tooth3642]

Captain Jack Sparrow

[@sparrow_solas]

shit

[@leon-zt7wu]

whoever remembered the cats and cockroach cartoon intro is beyond our levels of understanding

[@deepspacedruid7673]

I remember that too it's a classic

[@aka_miso]

Here we have the worst good boy in existence

[@SaladDongs]

There's good people but bad boys. That isn't him. He's just a good person but a bad boy

[@essentials7190]

Hyperactive good boy with villainous tendencies is a great description

[@Qururuka]

I didn't wake up today expecting an Oggy and the Cockroaches throwback.

[@juvenoiachild7675]

I've never seen or heard of the show and it sounded like madness

[@ebolaspreadn2478]

@@juvenoiachild7675 it is utter insanity

[@Hoodied]

That show freaked me out as a kid.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@juvenoiachild7675 It's Tom and Jerry but 10x more insane. Actually a good show

[@brackkusamaz4015]

where was the refrence?

[@shaunparadis1921]

during renaissance faire, my guild plays a game where we drink whenever we see a jack sparrow. I have never not seen a Jack Sparrow at ren faire.

[@Haedox]

Legendary stream.

[@vriskaserket1120]

Haedox is also legendary

[@Rick586]

We had a great time watching this man work hard to cheat on his family.

[@tyler9004]

This fella right here has been commenting for 10 months. Please make a video essay on why video games are bad now or something shit

[@IcetrayYT]

The legend is missing

[@jamesdunwich4318]

Lova ya Haedox, hope you're doing okay!

[@Spas176]

Ah I get it, Fable is if the Mafia City ads were actually a game.

[@TheSilly6403]

I know I'm late but holy shit you're right

[@kylej.4772]

Is this the streamer who watched 2 Girls 1 Cup on stream and smiled throughout the whole thing?

[@kcat420]

From r/all, I can't believe this this is disgusting he should be fired from being a streamer

[@benweaver9151]

Don’t forget that he zerked to completion as well

[@1810jeff]

He didn't even blink throughout the video, it was pure insanity.

[@waffleless]

He started writing notes halfway through.

[@doodelbopgames]

and then at the end he broke his monitor clearly on purpose and said "OH FUCK I HAVE TO STOP THE STREAM I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT" and then he stopped the stream right after

[@TheOrderlyHobbit]

Ah yes, the Nintendo trademarked concept, growing up

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Fuck I hope Nintendo doesn't sue me I just turned 20

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

@@noriakikakyoin1423 let’s hope you have a good lawyer

[@thatsreallyamoon]

isnt jerma just a big successful fart joke

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

GYAS

[@TheSuicidalCake]

i can’t believe anyone else has ever seen oggy and the cockroaches no ones ever heard of it

[@supermanuella92]

In France it is very much known. Just a little unwanted fact for you

[@helfire14]

ikr, I used to love that show when I was a kid

[@yarlodek5842]

I remember it being in Angry Birds: Toons. I hope I’m not the only one who remembers that either.

[@COD.Hoxton]

It was my fav cartoon my nation had even dub the charecters. The dub version of oggy and the cockroaches was a fucking hilarious show i have ever seen in my life

[@AraiiarA]

27:48 Naive local psycho reads intruder's to-do list and assumes it's his namecard

[@Emionix]

21:38 holy shit the way he says "Manure Manor" made me laugh so fucking hard

[@benjibutt5796]

I kinda zoned out while watching and tuned back in just in time to hear “guys, jack sparrow will show up if there are too many people in line for ice cream at the grocery store”

[@nameismyname6055]

When I was a kid, I didn't even know what protected meant. I was just scared I might die while giving birth

[@andersonjukebox8315]

"Did you bring protection?" "Why? What's up there?"

[@drumboarder1]

You could

[@--R-U-SLAPPIN]

jerma single handedly reminding everyone of oggy and the cockroaches is somehow the most jerma thing he could do

[@coconut1301]

1:33 he sounded like all of the Beatles put together

[@nak_attak]

The oggy and the cockroaches shit was actually the funniest shit I think jerma has ever fucking done

[@TheScrootch]

It's so annoying when you ask the stranger in your house to leave and he shits himself aggressively

[@ForeskinDistributor]

I genuinely hope you're happy streaming for a living because you make a bigger difference in people's lives than you can ever imagine.

[@killerwhale2419]

We had a kid in high school during Halloween show up as jack sparrow and he did it really really well and got compliments so much he started showing up as jack for EVERYTHING. Kinda sad looking back at it

[@countessroadkill9599]

"I'm not gonna kick any chickens" I give him 5 minutes. He's going to kick all the chickens.

[@salt_factory7566]

You can get health upgrades?

[@mlkmstch]

There was a guy dressed up as Jack Sparrow at a Charles Dickens event I went to. Spot on.

[@tomlenid699]

at a what fucking event?

[@RaZeSniiPeR]

"I'm gonna be a good boy, the bestest boy" proceeds to shit pants and then have unprotected sex in the same 15 minute timespan edit: now that I've finished the video, he did much, *much* worse

[@papermartin879]

8:25 absolute deep cut

[@nerdyvids1]

"Man has child and instantly traumatizes it for life"

[@alvaromantillacasado6890]

This has to be the most cursed out of context use of clickbait in the history of internet funnymans.

[@ChaosTheoryDrozz]

Local Streamer Shits Pants (He Falls Off Chair!)

[@cld252]

Any%rawdogrun - 6:40 - World Record!

[@ccharlie.jjude05]

26:51 probably one of my favorite jerma clips ever

[@DreadDoorMan]

That shit was so fucking funny oh my god

[@eugh9939]

ResidentSleeper to SerialFarter in 30 minutes

[@mythcat1273]

"Hyperactive goodboy with villainous tendencies" nothing has ever described jerma better

[@Supercohboy]

16:15 I finally figured it out. Jerma's the guy with -2 WIS but +2 INT, that's exactly what defines these weird situations. He can break down complicated shit sometimes, but other times, he can't invert a phrase.

[@ratdoctor]

last night i had a dream where jerma streamed some boring game and after like 20 minutes he only had 600 viewers and barely anyone in chat was saying anything and i felt really bad for him

[@Jack115.]

I hope he quits while he’s on top, man better be saving his money, ive got adhd and I don’t but I expect this grown man to do it. jerma is good boy

[@ratdoctor]

woah i still remember that dream

[@Kramarth]

@@ratdoctorthe dreams keep happening, year after becoming ever so more deranged. I hope you survive this years horrific “jormie” dream

[@bm3350]

Abstract streamer

[@pinktoiletrecords7796]

First strand type streamer

[@jeremytitus9519]

First cubist VTuber

[@toetruck1589]

"didn't peter molyneux make a big deal out of this" jerma peter molyneux makes a big deal out of fucking everything

[@Nebularban]

INSANE Streamer sings Oggy and the Cockroaches intro, OUT OF NOWHERE

[@logandunlap9156]

fecal funny

[@Trigunner333]

7:08 that stare you give after resting for 7 days

[@bigshlonk6496]

12:30 something something oreos

[@MyNameHere101]

This man instinctively echolocates slot machines in every single game he plays.

[@TheSpartan451]

somehow I knew this would end up showcasing his gambling addiction

[@magical_ollie_cat]

he loves going ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU, CONFIRMED.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

15:15 dude straight up starts zerking off in their house

[@edn2674]

INSANE streamers BREAKS into a house and DANCES

[@uriplayz8713]

He’s discovered the fantasy slots, the gambling returns

[@keyakku935]

"pack it up, bois"

[@bigshlonk6496]

I lost it at the oggy and the cockroaches bit

[@delaart8519]

DERANGED streamer tries to convince the town people he is NOT a psychopath

[@NPC-ch3vw]

, shits pants.

[@looselytelling]

The four horsemen of Dung: Fecal Funny Diaper Chief Fecal Sorcerer Dung Eater

[@logans6619]

I am loving these uploads!

[@axmoylotl]

put the damn stream date in the desc again! I liked it!

[@the.invincible.9542]

It was a few weeks back, May 22, 2021.

[@slommie1649]

Protected? Why, who am I fighting?

[@vriskaserket1120]

Fable 2: AKA, my childhood nostalgia game I love that isn’t actually very great.

[@DarknessViper99]

Personally I think it’s the best of the trilogy if you don’t count the arcade and Kinect game.

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

It came out in 2007 dog what games from 2007 hold up better? Halo 3 and Modern Warfare 1?

[@Thor.Jorgensen]

It's official. Jerma's Fable 2 character is now named Fart the Flatumancer.

[@lordmanatee439]

Protected sex? Do they have condoms in this high-fantasy world?

[@GloriousVibe]

Jerma: shits himself in someone's house *Refuses to elaborate* *Leaves*

[@ItsDSP]

“I’m gonna be an extra good boy” Yeah, extra good at being a dirty breeding boy.

[@ItsDSP]

@Aaron Eckhart from In the Company of Men no u.

[@no-man_baugh]

I'm guessing Jerma was thinking of zungguzungguguzungguzeng by Yellowman

[@InsertSomethingStupid2002]

Ah thats a good one

[@saskilla1945]

😂😂😂😂

[@samharradence5689]

9:13 is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever heard Jerma say

[@seansandhagen481]

I like the bit about jack sparrow because there was a time in like early high school when I was helping out at an elementary school fair thingy and there was a jack sparrow that showed up to that

[@SpinachGoblin]

Jerma: I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[@bibby659]

I still feel like the opening to Fable 2 was actually incredible, especially for that time it came out.

[@LupinticDream]

I'm glad to see the Fable series getting some attention in 2021. Hoping that the new Fable ends up being good. It'll certainly be interesting seeing an actual open-world Fable game.

[@drsupermonk7831]

Honestly I’ll enjoy a new fable no matter what

[@LupinticDream]

@@drsupermonk7831 I loved Fable 1 & 2. Fable 3 didn't do much for me (really, I was frustrated by some of the design decisions) but I understand it has its fans.

[@drsupermonk7831]

@@LupinticDream that seems to be the general consensus hahaha. 3 was okay at best, but I love one and two, I hope the new one captures the spirit of them

[@stonebud]

Holy shit the Oggy and cockroaches gave me a nostalgia attack

[@zekromfury]

8:27 funcore music

[@makonii6469]

Name

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I like how jerma in arguing that 1 gold coin he could of had the bowerstone slums

[@zachneal6500]

One of the best exclusives on Xbox 360. And one of the best people to play it.

[@milkandcigs]

I knew jerma zerkin off to xev bellringer when he says goodboy points

[@supermanuella92]

Sigma octillionaire mindset playthrough. This streamer is INSANE

[@pendragonchen]

The sigma male knows that shitting his pants is the best way to attract a mate

[@supermanuella92]

Rule #113 - If you're caught shitting yourself, double down to assert dominance. You don't grind to live, you live to grind.

[@The_Did_it_to_Em_Society]

This video is just wild from start to finish

[@norXmal]

Unironically this is how I play, evil is my second run.

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

"fecal sorcerer" sounds like a character Joel would make up Or JK Rowling

[@69KnightBlack]

Start of the video: “I’m gonna be a good boy” End of Video: Literally Mr.Slime if he was a real person

[@kitcat8676]

This is literally my favorite game and I keep seeing people play it and i am Vibing with it

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Mine too, comfiest fucking game

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 when that brightwood music hits it makes me feel like i have a stereotypical green face mask on with cucumbers on my eyes and a towel on my head

[@RevolutionAdvanced1]

Did Jerma ever figure out the song he was humming at 7:35? Because its definitely Zungguzungguguzungguzeng by Yellowman.

[@robertsides3626]

Jerma: "I'll be a good boy." _chat will remember that_

[@petefury94]

7:03 senile nymphomaniac streamer laughs at the idea of committing to a relationship after possibly impregnating a woman.

[@antonijoloncar]

Half a mill congrats.

[@mhc706]

“I woke up in town, farted twice, flirted once, and now I’m married” Aw the good ol days

[@crunchybutter2889]

fable 4 was announced!!!! so happy to see my favorite childhood game coming back.

[@lizkavanagh]

26:36 he’s just talking about chat

[@LordEptar]

This is up there with Wrestling Empire as some of his best streams.

[@noterickhouho]

6:36 if you want to see the thumbnail

[@deecomposerr]

Jack Clishem I wont ever forgive you for that opening