Fact Fiend - Darth Vader's Shoes Don't Fit Because the Empire Couldn't Afford It

[@FactFiend]

A lot of people have sent me DMs asking about my loud shirts in the last few episodes. They're all from Primark. - Karl

[@DoucheBag8008]

Never sees a robot that wears shoes may i introduce you to robocop or terminator franchises

[@jaredfortin6810]

The funniest part about this whole shoe debacle is that they could have just said that vader walks weird because he has artificial limbs

[@jaredfortin6810]

Or even like "his suit weighs so much it weighs down the Artificial limbs" just something that wasn't so goofy

[@TheArtofKAS]

Literally the first thing i thought of. THnak you !

[@jaredfortin6810]

@@krissybaglin9206 thank you lol, I was just trying to give what I thought was good reasoning for before the disney cannon and such

[@codychandler8533]

I think it makes sence cause anytime you see under the helmet he always looks pissed unless he is sitting. He is sad when he is sitting.

[@ela-811]

​@@codychandler8533Imagining that with unmasked vader in mind is so sad, like an ugly puppy eyes.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

I thought it was just because Palpatine wanted to troll him... anyone who has watched stuff like the original Clone Wars knows that the Robot Chicken version is basically how the expanded universe characterises Palpatine.

[@H3xx99]

The sith in the extended universe were almost all barely controlled chaos berserkers.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@H3xx99 yeah, there were some who were 'Lawful Evil' like Darth Marr (and others who put the goals of their era's Sith ahead of their own ambitions) but the majority were power hungry agents of chaos with as much subtlety as a Death Star laser... and sometimes equivalent destructive capabilities.

[@cullenST92]

"what the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"

[@keeperofthetriforce7]

Form what I remember the darth Vader suit was intentionally not made top of the line so darth Vader could never actually challenge palpatine.

[@demonduck1220]

The version I’ve always heard was that Palpatine was punishing Vader for failing on Mustafar.

[@dilophoraptordouble]

I always heard it was to keep him physically weaker (IE like. Unable to jump around) but feed his anger and hatred so he still had decent force stuff

[@garyslayton8340]

​@@dilophoraptordoublethats is The buget thing was the excuse they gave too vader

[@azathoththe3rd]

​@@dilophoraptordoublekeep him strong enough to be the deadliest thing in the Galaxy but disabled just enough so he can't revolt and betray Palpatine. Cause if Vader revolts I'm positive Palpatine will just turn off his suit and watch him suffocate

[@CraftMine1000]

Shoes on a bipedal robot actually makes a lot of sense, from the perspective of wear and tear, I'd rather replace shoes than feet if I were a robot

[@misterhyde2817]

imagine trying to eat Monster Hunter world monsters with team rwby but deku is the waiter and there's a ultra instinct Argonian is the cook and careless whispers by seether starts playing what would you do

[@jaredepling4455]

It’s like tires

[@MarkoDash]

@@misterhyde2817 lower the dosage of whatever you are on

[@areafurrynone1913]

@@misterhyde2817What the shit?

[@ayoublahrach4169]

To make Vader's armor even more depressing Vader's helmet is based on the mask of tusken raiders so whenever he looks in a mirror he sees the face of the people who killed his mom

[@SkyReaperOne]

And sand.

[@kingthe13]

@@SkyReaperOne palpatine just to be an even bigger dick snuck a little sand into the suit

[@Cy_Cyborg]

the funniest bit about vader's shoes not fitting being the excuse to me, as someone without legs myself, is that bilateral leg amputees naturally walk like that anyway in real life, especially so if they have legs that are taller than what they were origonally. I had to go to physio to years to correct it because I wanted to be taller than my dad and ignored my prosthetist's warnings lol. I could imagine the emperor giving him marginally taller legs to make him look more intimidating and in turn, causing him more discomfort

[@BG-yz7hh]

My head canon was "blast points" didnt mean from individual blasters but where they chose to fire to disable the big sandcrawler like tusken raiders wouldnt attack certain points like a stormtrooper that has more understanding of the engineering.

[@dorothymorrigan4251]

the thoery I've heard about Darth Vader having a cheap suit that constantly causes him pain is, that they could have used more state of the art outfit to keep him alive is that the emperor is intentionally crippling him because if he wasn't in constant pain then he'd powerful enough to overthrow him, so that it's a way to keep him subjugated

[@UniGya]

I like to think that in the pitch meeting for the first Death Star and they got to the budget proposal Vader just threw a little sass at Palpatine like "oh we can afford the multi-trillion credit super laser project but going to get properly fitted shoes is too much?"

[@Nostripe361]

My favorite explanation to explain the cheap armor was the emperor intentionally gave Darth Vader painful armor to make him angry to make him stronger. Due to dark side shenanigans. Happy you brought this one up because it’s just one of the funniest “fixes” to me as someone who really likes expanded lore stuff in sci-fi and fantasy series.

[@UniGya]

I heard it going the opposite way, that Palpatine had Vader's armor and life support systems made really poorly because he wanted Vader weak and dependent on him so he wouldn't try to kill Palpatine to become the Sith master

[@Muddflud]

@@UniGya guys guys hear me out, what if you are both right? The constant pain he is in fuels his anger and hate BUT its also a cybernetic system and the emperor has Sith lightning powers. This way it makes him stronger but gives him a handicap that plays to the emperors strength

[@kingthe13]

i always assumed palpatines just a huge dick who wanted to hinder his apprentice in every way possible cause otherwise he might go the way of every other dark lord and get axed by his apprentice also because hes a sadistic asshole

[@Misstborn]

​@@Muddfludthat was my understanding; he's more powerful because of the pain, but his armor is designed to be weak to force lightning so that the emperor always has control of him.

[@247tubefan]

He's got some big shoes to fill. But he can FORCE fit his feet into them.

[@Balrog4242]

Given that it's canon Vader's been modifying his suit for years which is why big E's force lightning doesn't instakill him like he thought it would, and the officers Vader force chokes wear black boots, my guess is his boots secretly fit now :D Although getting the wrong size boots and having to trade is a classic problem of every bad military in history. *cut to Vader trimming the soles off his old boots and welding new ones on with a lightsaber*

[@derpdiamonduniverse1523]

Idk if this is canon in any fashion, but i like to imagine that the sw prosthetics technology is advanced enough to simulate feeling in them like if Luke held an ice cube with his right hand he'd feel the cold and thus Vaders itchy boots

[@SmilinSinner]

I think, not 100% sure, that if a prosthetic has synthskin over it, it does have some feeling

[@roddan0038]

Fun fact: Brad said that Vader wouldn't be able to feel his feet since they are cybernetic. But in real life we actually have ways to mimic nerves and allow a sense of touch to the limited cybernetics we have, so it would be safe to assume that exists in the star wars universe!

[@danielmarcano5055]

I think its mad funny that karl has a whole green screen behind him and yet didnt use it

[@whathappenswhenimbored]

Love the shirt. Also, we should take everything Obi-Wan says with a grain of salt. He is a sarcastic little guy. I've always liked the explanation that the Emperor purposely made Vader's suit uncomfortably because he's still mad about how he lost to Obi-Wan. The Emperor is a petty troll.

[@Sergiblacklist]

That is also a post film change 😂 like everything else. Your claiming he said it sarcastically when nothing in the scene as shot in cannon suggests he is being sarcastic 😂

[@dcbandit]

I think the Stormtrooper thing may be a holdover from the Clonetroopers, who actually were perfect shots. I watched all the movies, and only learned recently that the Clonetroopers did NOT become Stormtroopers, but that Stormtroopers are the discount replacement, made up of mercs and such. Maybe most everyone in-uninverse THINKS they're the same, and I'm not entirely sure if Obi-Wan Kenobi knew that himself. They seriously never said in the movies that the Stormtroopers weren't Clones, but it was seriously suggested they were. Probably a fix in post to get around the issue of Stormtroopers being the worst shots in the galaxy.

[@ayoublahrach4169]

Slight correction the clones did become stormtroopers but it only lasted for like 3 years before they were replaced by regular people

[@Chaogmu]

There's another aspect of it. In the first movie, A new Hope, The first scene, Stormtroopers take the ship and wipe the floor with the rebels, they just avoid shooting the droids, because you don't need to take out none combat droids to take a ship. Then on the Death Star, the Stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn. But there's a tracking device on the Falcon, They were ordered to miss. Then in the space battle, they absolutely wreck the rebel pilots. Lots of accurate shots there. The next two movies have the Stormtroopers accuracy vary wildly again. But it tends toward them being generally good shots. The prequel and sequel movies throw it all out. Stormtroopers are garbage and useless.

[@aspenator42]

​@@Chaogmuyes all of this. I hate that Disney has started making fun of stormtroopers in their moves and shows. Stormtroopers in the original trilogy were for the most part amazing shots. They are imperial spec ops soldiers. Disney should have doubled down on them being good shots rather than leaning into the joke

[@MangaMan108]

The thing about Obi-wan's comments "it being too accurate for Sand people" (after watching episode 1)I always saw it as Obi-Wan lying in a step to radicalize Luke(of course after killing the aunt and uncle and burning out the Lars home) against the empire

[@chi-chitail236]

Imagining the emperor saying “we don’t have the budget” just fucking kills me

[@the_collector_of_different_toy]

No, the emperor could probably afford it. He just make sure the suit is perfectly made where it will keep Vader alive, but he will be in constant pain to make him even more pissed off / angry as possible

[@Jedi_Spartan]

2:20 Or go full Force Unleashed and have a costume where half of Vader's armour is missing/destroyed...

[@zumi9master870]

summer episode while its winter where i am

[@Yo42169]

Also if Vader isn’t angry while in his armour, he’s basically dead since he’s keeping himself alive through sheer willpower

[@blizzardgaming7070]

That's Darth Scion, Vader's organs are fine.

[@nickolaswilcox425]

his body is wrecked but not that badly, still needs life support but the tech for did already exist, i recall something about his suit could be totally replaced with a vastly superior version that would allow a normal life but isnt for whatever reason they feel like using at any given moment

[@lazylazerrsp8781]

It kind of makes sense that the armor both makes him stronger and weaker. Vader was a lightsaber prodigy but his armor makes it nigh impossible to fully utilize it. Palpatine's strongsuit is force powers and although vader has the potential to be stronger he's never taught any of the secret techniques because i mean he doesn't even know force lightning. Also he has an extreme weakness to it which is what eventually kills him.

[@Christopher_Vose]

I absolutely concur with Karl on the shoe size. For whatever reason, often times shoes go up to 12, then immediately jump to 13, when 12.5 is what I personally need. Getting a shoe that fits makes all the difference.

[@Themorman12]

my headcannon is that the emperor has a button that he presses to make vaders suit beep

[@wizardswarrior]

I thought darth Vader had robot legs, WHY DOES ROBOT LEGS NEED SHOES?

[@UltimaXReborn]

To prevent robot calluses :v

[@PsientistG]

Ever stub a robot toe?

[@BlaireSnorlax]

The stormtrooper armor shit, I think, has been explained as the Empire just fucking _lying about its durability._

[@delta138_zam]

I would have thought Vader's armor would have been cheaper than Stormtrooper armor, given how Palpy wanted Vader to always be constantly suffering. Cheap Armor = No Dignity, too EDIT: Specifically, also because he's a micromanaging jackhole who *really* doesn't like Vader (Losing Death Star in 4, planning betrayal in 5 and 6, etc). It wasn't to make him weak, it wasn't to make Vader stronger in his anger, I’m *pretty sure* it was specifically because Palpy is a jerk who wants to piss off Vader to piss him off.

[@DrewDoniger]

Wait, aren’t his feet robotic? Why would he need to wear shoes that fit him anyway? Edit: oh, they did talk about this

[@josefrobert6644]

I always thought vaders armor was specifically made to be weak against force lightning, so palpatine had an easy way of dispatching him if he ever went rouge.

[@korganrocks3995]

That makes sense, unlike the ill-fitting shoes. Not to mention Darth Vader going about his business for 20 years without ever trying to replace the crappy shoes.

[@eldararnautovic2797]

Papa Papa Palpatine made his armor intentionally bad so Vader would constantly be in pain and also he wanted to force Vader to use force more than his lightsaber. And also he wanted to be able to electrocute him if he ever disobeys him.

[@zumi9master870]

theres also a bit of fuzz in the audio eg. 8:30

[@TheSwiftNinja1366]

Oh thank you. I came here to see if ANYONE else had the issue or if my speaker was going out 😅

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Both fan explinations can work, Palpatine made the suit sh*tty so it makes Vader stronger from been in constant pain but also leaves it with a major weakness to electricity, The Emporers main weapon

[@Duck-ou3qy]

One thing that a lot of Star Wars fans fail to realize is that Legends was made by dozens of authors over the course of 30-40 years. There's a lot of contradictions in there, and not all the work is good and even has some objectively weird stuff in its best series. I think the best example is when the Thrawn series tried to discuss what the Clone Wars was, totally contradicting the prequels because it was just made before that. Legends was more like a loose slot of headcannons and bent puzzle pieces that obliterated some other pieces- yeah no if I was a writer I'd throw all that shit out to just make my own contininuety. I feel like the mistake Disney made was making the distinctive of Legends and cannon instead of realizing what it really was. Also they revived Palpatine in legends and no one bats an eye.

[@Duck-ou3qy]

Also just finished the video, skirts are comfy and purses are just convenient. I'm a dude and confident in my identity, who gives a shit if you don't follow Gender norms to a letter.

[@capncrunch6209]

Dang you'd think a Dark Lord of the sith could afford a decent cobbler

[@IzzacJ]

Lol. I wear pink stuff almost everyday and get weird looks sometimes. Also, when the iPod Mini was released, I went out of my way to get the pink one 🤣 Being insecure about colors is ridiculous. Three out of my four sons regularly choose shirts,caps,backpacks etc with colors or motives that a lot of people would consider “girlish” 🤣

[@Fylasfrommabi]

I have my own personal theory, that the person responsible for justifying all the expenses was absolutely sick of filling out several pages of forms just to get every little thing signed off and simply started to claim they don't have the budget. XD

[@RafaMieses]

Also anakin being a technical genius and couldnt fix his pain suit

[@DeamonPhenix]

The Stormtroopers missing on the Death Star is supported by the movie itself. In the opening scene we see how accurate/ deadly Stormtroopers are versus the rebels, I believe there is the scene about the tracking being installed (might be one of Lucas' later additions anyone feel free to correct me please) and Leia explicitly says it was too easy to escape and they must be being followed. Everything after that though... well, we all saw the montage.

[@ThrawnFett123]

Well Darth Vader isnt that tall cause I'm taller!

[@IcefireC67]

I distinctly remember the in-universe explanation for vader's crappy mechanics is because palpatine wanted him to constantly suffer to make him more obedient and powerful

[@InfectedSean]

As far as I know. I'm pretty sure the "fan theories", was actual lore from comic books. And the explanation goes that, his shoddy suit brought him constant pain, making him stronger in the dark side. But his suit was particularly weak against force lightning, making sure palpatine could kill him at any time, no matter how strong he got. So I don't think they contradict at all.

[@JoseRivas-tp8qz]

“Darth Vader shoes don’t fit” Well, if I had no legs, I’m pretty sure my shoes wouldn’t fit too 😂

[@chromenewt]

Does Oscar Pistorius wear shoes? If so then I can believe Darth Vader does.

[@maxximumb]

A DINOSAUR BACKPACK!!!! I need one. Orange for preference, but pink will do.

[@YukiteruAmano92]

10,000,000?! Really?! The PRoC has 2,000,000 and they're one country on one planet!

[@korganrocks3995]

They're not outfitted with top of the line plastisteel armor though... 😄

[@chrisclark7285]

I mean... that's space fascism for you.

[@Connor-ONeill]

As a tall guy with big feet, it is an absolute ball ache to find something that fits comfortably.

[@holstorrsceadus1990]

After 4 years wouldn't you have noticed a discrepancy between his foot size when he's wearing shoes and when he's not? Did this guy avoid being bare toed for 4 straight years?

[@MichaelWeber5237]

TBF about plastoid, it's actually better at absorbing shockwaves from explosives and small fragmentations, then any blaster fire. The higher tier troops get the more blaster resistant stuff. Basically the difference between a flak vest and full level 3-4 ceramic plates irl.

[@cearlach32]

in rebels when Rex is disguised as a storm trooper he throws of the helmet he's waring saying he cant see wright well aiming

[@lefthandedscout9923]

Palpatine told him the Empire lacked funding for his suit, but that's supposed to be an intentionally bad excuse that Vader knows the Emperor's lying, but he's forbidden from questioning him. The actual reason is touched on in the video; Palpatine believes Vader's touch with the dark side of the force would be greater if he was constantly in agony and consistently angry at Palpatine. It's still a really stupid thing to say, though, since he's supposed to be an always feared terminator that no one has survived against, yet there's so many examples of people in both comic canons that have survived encounters with him, and sometimes actually because of weaknesses in his suit!

[@NickScaramuzzo]

I think my favorite Star wars moment is in the first season of the mandolorian where 2 storm troopers couldn't shoot a can

[@layeredcloud]

Bigger size shoes and im taller than Karl, and totaly dont have a small peenis, so there.... lmao love you guys

[@coolfinel]

Funny thing about pink Darth Vader. There’s some images online of some prototype Lego Star Wars pieces made in various colors to test the molds. One of those prototypes is a pink Lego Darth Vader helmet.

[@wolfeler166]

When they started talking about referencing darth vaders pink armor I immediately thought about the parody with a female darth vader lmfao

[@Fragger-1]

The "Too accurate for sand people" thing is really funny, because they're basically insane marksman in the lore because they're essentially using the Star Wars version of a musket. Plus, they just live in a desert wasteland. I mean what else do you do when there's nothing around? You get what you need to survive, then just train and shoot things in your downtime.

[@ryantusmc]

The suite was designed by Palpatine to inhibit Vader's ability to harness his true capabilities. Its designed to keep Vader always suffering and restricted. If Vader was stronger than Palpatine then Vader would take his roll as Master in the Rule of Two. The Dark Side is purely embodied by hate, anger and pain, so the suit can never break Vaders link to the Dark Side, but it definitely didnt make him stronger. It stunted his capabilities, he was ALWAYS the Chosen one by story design, so he could have been WAY stronger

[@krissybaglin9206]

I do think from the new-ish Darthvader comics line they show that Palpatine made the suit vulnerable to lightening but was designed to manipulate Vader more through red lenses and constant pain to further his darkside powers. That's not a fan explanation and isn't really that contradictory. It's the "I have a self destruct button on the robot that I want to use to rule the galaxy so they don't try and murder me. You still want said robot to be powerful just specifically vulnerable to your specific power that little to nothing else really replicates as a weapon technology.

[@astrolegium8516]

While I agree that "Budgetary Limitations" is *absolute* bullshit, if I were Palpatine and expecting an eventual double cross from my apprentice, I would definitely ensure that he had as many difficulties to deal with as possible without making him vulnerable to non-force users. Especially if I (rightly or wrongly) believed that he and I were the two strongest users of the force in the glaxy. Side note: keep on rocking the Hawaiian shirts! They look *awesome* on you!

[@Sam_the_Spinosaurus]

for the plastoid being blaster and saber resistant, it is nowhere near resistant to sabers, but to blaster bolts yes, we usually never see a hole burned through the troppers, just a dark splotch of soot. This leads me to believe that its the transfer of energy through the armor that causes broken ribs and ruptured organs, which kills them or takes them out of the fight

[@jacobpickens2283]

What's funny is that Vader's legs are cybernetic

[@jakc9137]

"Darth Vader wing" Underrated line!

[@weepingkoopa2862]

Anyone else hearing a bit of static?

[@aspenator42]

The thing about stormtroopers not hitting them on the death star because they wanted to track the ship back to the rebel base isn't even a fan theory. They say it in the movie. Tarkin asks someone if the tracking devices were in place on the ship

[@geoxev9423]

My sister's ex boyfriend wore size 9 shoes. He was really size 6. When he went out swimming he would never use sandals.😂

[@korganrocks3995]

Yikes. I've got quite wide feet, so I almost always had to buy soccer shoes a size too big, and it's a weird feeling having that much air between your toes and the end of the shoe. I certainly wouldn't do it for vanity!

[@c-money9623]

In universe, the Jedi had trading cards based around them and Anakin was mad because his card had low metachlorians but high agility.

[@donutchan8114]

Considering I just recently watched a video where they blew up a military turret during a training exercise that killed several of the men on board because they skimped on maintenance, safety redundancies and supplies, even though they wanted a larger naval fleet and had the means to make improvements, the whole "budgetary restraints" seems so much more plausible, at least as code for "yea we can't be arsed to spend more funds on something people already assume is more of a threat than it is." Why invest more money on Vader if he does his job of intimidating the galaxy in his poorly made suit?

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

I didn’t even realize how stupid it is that his shoes don’t fit

[@jonathan198627]

In the 90s feet were linked to penis size, it might just be a holdover, and a reason for the insecure feelings. 😅.

[@Kyuubikid56]

I always thought it was payback for letting Mace Windu barbecue his face.😂

[@zaptoid6212]

I’m 420 feet tall, and breathe fire. I’m taller than Karl.

[@MorgenPeschke]

Pretty sure the cut-off for shoe size is whatever size they wear. If someone is that weird about shoe size, it's probably because they caught enough crap about it when they were kids that it stuck.

[@Thefinger901]

I thought it was some kind of punishment for failure

[@lancefullmer9384]

Yeah pretty sure pappa palpatine just didnt wanna pay the bill lol like "ill give him the discount armor and find another new apprentice" really seems like a classic palpatine move

[@areafurrynone1913]

7:44 In the movie they literally say afterwards, “That was too easy, they must have let us escape” 🤦‍♂️

[@mr.teacherguy]

On the stormtroopers convo. Obi wan would remember his experiences with stormtroopers. Considering hes a jedi that would usually mean hes having Order 66 clones or elite stormtroopers coming after him. Clone training or feom legends academy training for elite stormtroopers is like special forces levels. But personally i like the raid on the e-11 factory where rebles change the targeting settings on the blaster assembly line.

[@furiouskaiser9914]

Legends say that Vader's underwear comes prepackaged with a few grains of sand, personally requested by the Emporer.

[@DoctorSpudhead]

Just wondering. The story of Kylo being denied WiR2 for he was potrayed a spoiled brat. How did we get Matt the Radar Technician? How many loops did Saturday Night Live have to do bring us that?

[@AmarisFrede]

This was fun! Thank you! 💖

[@ComradeXapuc]

New theory, the emperor put a pebble in his shoe, to cause him egony.

[@paulschumacher4308]

I remember the 80s fan theory was Darth Vader's pain increases his power in the dark side of the force.

[@jeniskindof]

I like to believe Vader killed way more storm troopers because they seen him trip over his cape or fall down the stairs and they couldn't stop themselves from laughing

[@Vynsomnia]

Sounds like Palpatine is still pissed about Vader losing the fight against Obi-Wan and is just going "uhh sorry mate, budget issues"

[@gigantore64]

If he has robot feet why does he even need shoes

[@rateeightx]

Guess Darth Vader and I have something in common, I struggle to find shoes that fit, Not because my feet are really big or small, But they're just really wide, So I can either get shoes that roughly fit but are too narrow, Or ones that are wide enough but way too big in other ways.

[@theCRYSISgamer]

They’re drunk as hell for not being able to understand the concept of not being able to walk properly if you’re wearing oversized shoes on your prosthetic legs😭😭

[@jellomiki]

My feet are just small enough that I can't shop men's shoes... It's a pain !

[@corwyntalia]

Imperial HR Lady: Look, imperial law says we can only spend so much on any military unit, no matter how high the officer's rank. We would not have spent this much on any other soldier as it was except, you know, Emperor Palpatine told us to save him or else, and he was a hero of the war against the Jedi. The PR would have been terrible to not try and save him.

[@mrhoogles]

when i was a kid i just thought obi wan was trolling, the way he says it kinda makes it sound like that

[@Myrcella_Rykker]

I watched the first of the Disney trilogy in theater. Kylo Ren was throwing teenage hissy fits right and left. I was rolling my eyes. Not a villain, just a spoiled child

[@Cuiasodo]

It's a little silly to think that a galaxy-spanning empire wouldn't have the budget to outfit one of their biggest assets with basic comforts while they're building huge star destroyers and battleships, but I also look at the US and how we fund huge fuck-off military projects and yet "don't have the budget" for stuff like universal healthcare and utilities and infrastructure and I'm like, "yeah, that tracks."

[@LightOfKaos]

Obviously it's because his injuries aren't service related.

[@the123joker]

Lord, I got into Redlettermedia from learning about the 'Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center' lmao

[@korganrocks3995]

On of my favorite videos on their channel, and that's saying something!

[@chromosomedcollector]

Woodoo hide

[@GnightOwl]

Obi wan being sarcastic about their accuracy

[@ecurps1]

Vader could have just grabbed a pair of Stormtrooper boots and had them painted black.

[@thearmchairadmiral]

If I had any control over it the reason for Vaders bad armour would be because Palpatine refuses to spend money on vaders armour, to make him weak as he will never be able to be as powerful in a suit that was perfect and to constantly keep him in pain and anger to prevent him from returning to the light.