Aussies Being Idiots: Fails Around The World

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@Bortfish
@Bortfish 2 жыл бұрын
That dude who was harassing the street performer totally deserved what came to him
@toddburgess5056
@toddburgess5056 2 жыл бұрын
I came here to say exactly that.
@joe125ful
@joe125ful 2 жыл бұрын
He deserve what he was sking for:)Simply..
@garyjohnson1970
@garyjohnson1970 2 жыл бұрын
Never understood why people would harass a street performer!
@ttskyhammer9169
@ttskyhammer9169 2 жыл бұрын
@@garyjohnson1970 because some people are assholes
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 2 жыл бұрын
What a prick. That smack in the face he received was a justified thing of beauty.
@colomboharrison
@colomboharrison 2 жыл бұрын
The worst nightmare of life: finding a giant spider in your shoes ... scared to death
@jimmyb1451
@jimmyb1451 2 жыл бұрын
Happens all the time. We never put our boots on without first banging them on the concrete.
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 2 жыл бұрын
Even worse is finding a spider so giant that it’s WEARING your shoes. 🕷 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠
@Hugo_Hendriks
@Hugo_Hendriks 2 жыл бұрын
I threw my Phone away 😂
@kaasmeester5903
@kaasmeester5903 2 жыл бұрын
In Australia that is called "morning". But it's the land where every single little thing is actively trying to kill you.
@robot336
@robot336 2 жыл бұрын
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
@marklott8235
@marklott8235 2 жыл бұрын
I love how people hold out there hand to try and feed or pet a wild animal and get bit and wonder why idiots
@spacelemur7955
@spacelemur7955 2 жыл бұрын
Most people have little to no experience with wild animals, and they think all critters are tame.
@carsonhunt4642
@carsonhunt4642 2 жыл бұрын
City people lack common sense around nature/animals lol
@eggsbenedict7711
@eggsbenedict7711 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh the one with the fox was just a little bite due to curiosity, not really trying to hurt him. My cat does that all the time when my hands smell like food
@spacelemur7955
@spacelemur7955 2 жыл бұрын
@@eggsbenedict7711 It's still stupid, as you know what a tame cat means. The fox bit to get the guy to drop the food. The guy is lucky the fox didn't really chomp down, which the cat knows is a mistake. The fox hasn't been so conditioned. Also, who knows what disease that fox might be carrying? Admire wild critters, don't try to be buddies.
@eggsbenedict7711
@eggsbenedict7711 2 жыл бұрын
@@spacelemur7955 i know. Although my cat really knows what she's doing... But anyways, at least the fox was just being curious
@mga_lani
@mga_lani 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the street performer at 10:51 gave that dude what he deserved, but stayed in character in the process 😂
@sandyn3384
@sandyn3384 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like the same asshole who got a beating by Mike Tyson on that plane. Don't feel sorry for him for a minute.
@pauls466
@pauls466 2 жыл бұрын
He didnt give him enough, he deserved more.
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, I was actually hoping one of the other people watching would have stepped in or at least said something, but unfortunatly it didn't happen.
@gerggerggy7757
@gerggerggy7757 Жыл бұрын
I cant stand arrogant people like that. Im glad that performer popped him.
@rhemyella
@rhemyella 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie who lives out in the bush, most of these are pretty normal but I had to laugh at the border collie with the toaster, wtf? 🤣🤣🤣
@IrkenExile
@IrkenExile 2 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind that one twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things
@acehandler1530
@acehandler1530 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody's been toasting pork pies again, pfft!
@lmajor7843
@lmajor7843 2 жыл бұрын
i know! LOL! i have a similar breed and he does stuff like that:picks up random objects and takes them to his place to investigate. He can entertain himself for hours until the object is in shreds or pieces. i think i'd better go hide the toaster...
@mondavou9408
@mondavou9408 2 жыл бұрын
Just think how good that must smell.... It looks like a little critter with a tail, but unlike other animals it doesn't run away and tastes like toast.
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my word, bless you. I just couldn’t handle the spiders.
@casbot71
@casbot71 2 жыл бұрын
FYI Australians check for spiders as an automatic reflex … those that don't are never spoken of again.
@flipfloppingwithMike
@flipfloppingwithMike 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I hear also. From my understanding, the Australian trap-door spider is one of the most, if not THE most, venomous spiders in the world. I will pass on that.
@giddus78
@giddus78 2 жыл бұрын
@@flipfloppingwithMike Funnel-web Spider
@otto85521
@otto85521 2 жыл бұрын
@@flipfloppingwithMike How can you tell if an animal is poisionous in Australia? ... see if it moves.
@picklefart
@picklefart 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't learn the spider check from being American but I sure did learn it from living in the middle east. Camel spiders are things of nightmares.
@christianoliver3572
@christianoliver3572 2 жыл бұрын
We do it in Texas as well for spiders but more specifically for scorpions.
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
4:09 - Guy with the fox went from extreme animal lover to extreme animal hater in the space of just a few seconds! 😂
@m4nt1c0r3s
@m4nt1c0r3s 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah approaching a wild animal like that is a really smart move, i guess he watches too much animal planet where they dont show the "bad" stuff :D
@user2C47
@user2C47 2 жыл бұрын
Probably because he knows how inconvenient it is to get the rabies shots again.
@WontSeeReplies
@WontSeeReplies 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. That person is me/us. Obviously the fox mistook his hand for food, but I go 0-100 quick.
@thepolitewierdo
@thepolitewierdo 2 жыл бұрын
What did he expect? A fox tea party? It’s wild animal!
@springtrap1796
@springtrap1796 2 жыл бұрын
That one was my favorite
@malcolmgeldmacher4998
@malcolmgeldmacher4998 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame the guy at 3:08 for freaking out! But he got me with “Again!” Lol! 😂 how often does this happen to him!?
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 2 жыл бұрын
I don't even understand what happened at all
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 2 жыл бұрын
@@noi000 thanks. Yeah I realized something fell on him after rewatching fullscreen but assumed it was a spider or something lol
@marcelo20xxxx
@marcelo20xxxx 2 жыл бұрын
In another longer video it shows the rat jumping at him one time before...
@gabrielleblackett3594
@gabrielleblackett3594 2 жыл бұрын
It happened to him like 2-3 times you can see the full video on Ozzy man reviews
@YouOscaruser
@YouOscaruser 2 жыл бұрын
So funny lol what was that lol
@DrCoomer_1
@DrCoomer_1 Жыл бұрын
4:14 is just a perfect depiction of Australian life, wild life comes up to you, you then greet it and treat it like a pet, it tries to eat you, then you swear at it like it's your child who just broke your new TV. And so continues the cycle of Australia
@BigJFindAWay
@BigJFindAWay Жыл бұрын
Yeah but some of the stupidity is monumental. Everyone knows you don’t feed goannas from your hand as they can’t distinguish between hand and food.
@MasqueradeMisuOriginal.
@MasqueradeMisuOriginal. 2 ай бұрын
Most accurate depiction of Australians.
@SK-xc6cd
@SK-xc6cd 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this reminded me of how uniquely Australian we all still are (despite globalisation) and how much crazy wildlife we deal with all the time without batting an eyelid! Keep it up Ozzies!
@High_Caliber
@High_Caliber 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out from Canada...also feeling the brutalization of the globalists. We're going to keep on being polite, and you guys keep on being awesome. First round is on me brother!
@SK-xc6cd
@SK-xc6cd 2 жыл бұрын
@@High_Caliber Cheers mate. I love Canada and Canadian people 🇨🇦 You guys have the most beautiful country and flora/fauna and like the Ozzies are super easy going! All the very best 🍻
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
@@SK-xc6cd "Ozzies"? Are you an ostrich?
@gerardhall2352
@gerardhall2352 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out from Belfast Ireland buddy and have a nice day dudes
@LauraS1
@LauraS1 2 жыл бұрын
@@High_Caliber I love Canada although that's the only place I've ever been mugged on the street. They were very polite about it. They only took the Canadian currency and left my US currency AND my US birth certificate (back when that's all I needed to get in and out of Canada prior to needing a passport) then politely returned my purse. LOL
@jwood8397
@jwood8397 2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much a list of all the reasons I couldn’t survive in Australia 😂
@deletesoon70
@deletesoon70 2 жыл бұрын
No shit, hammers flying all over the goddam place, no thanks!
@joe125ful
@joe125ful 2 жыл бұрын
Me:Reason to not travel there:)Ever.
@AlexBamZ
@AlexBamZ 2 жыл бұрын
Live more southern around Victoria and you’ll get less spiders especially in the winter
@Rekuzan
@Rekuzan 2 жыл бұрын
Everything is upside down, on fire, flooded, and/or trying to kill you.... I could save time & money and just go visit Florida for all that and I wouldn't have to stand on my head!
@davegoldspink5354
@davegoldspink5354 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 This video was nothing I’ve lived in far North Queensland home of huge salt water crocodiles, Cassowaries, drop bears, Irukandji jellyfish, stone fish and a long list of other deadly bitey and stingy things.
@littlemisslovli
@littlemisslovli 2 жыл бұрын
The guy with the fox is such an asshole. First off: It’s a wild animal. If you put your hand out, you might get bitten, it’s how a lot of them investigate something. And second, that fox barely bit him if at all. If it wanted to hurt him, it easily could have. It was most likely just being inquisitive/curious (Like foxes usually are)
@Arthur_Morgan_007
@Arthur_Morgan_007 2 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious. 😂
@ironhornforge
@ironhornforge 2 жыл бұрын
Feral animals here
@CHLOCHLOLP
@CHLOCHLOLP 2 жыл бұрын
hes just making sure wildlife know to fear humanity and dont get too comfortable. Its for their own survival 😂
@AnonymousTranquility
@AnonymousTranquility 2 жыл бұрын
Last I checked foxes aren’t endemic to Australia
@CreatingNull
@CreatingNull 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was a dingo ay.
@damodardas219
@damodardas219 2 жыл бұрын
At 10:45 statue cowboy sucker punching the punk was the most satisfying of the clips.
@Dacarwhizz
@Dacarwhizz 2 жыл бұрын
Guy who called over the fox changed attitude reeeaaal quick.
@Num1MarioFan
@Num1MarioFan 2 жыл бұрын
I need that og video dude.
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 Жыл бұрын
He grew up fast
@soullessnight6539
@soullessnight6539 9 ай бұрын
Hey beautiful
@FinnOver-k6b
@FinnOver-k6b 5 ай бұрын
Should've known better.
@LunaWolf6891
@LunaWolf6891 8 ай бұрын
So proud to be an Aussie, we really do have a great sense of humility and humor. We are wild and free.
@2011blueman
@2011blueman 2 жыл бұрын
Official Slogan: "Australia, the land where everything tries to kill you, including your mates"
@droy333
@droy333 2 жыл бұрын
If they don't succeed then they laugh at you.
@kaasmeester5903
@kaasmeester5903 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, even the street mimes...
@Ladrinne
@Ladrinne 2 жыл бұрын
I heard they called that "the devil's playground"
@feather1950
@feather1950 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye 2 жыл бұрын
@Aussie Pom - Danger is an aphrodisiac.
@ZuukaClips
@ZuukaClips 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 "awh yeah" *1 second later* "ahh fuck" killed me 😂
@dunjak111
@dunjak111 2 жыл бұрын
4:10 That fox was so nice. It just never leaned how hard it may bite, until it hurts a human.
@admittedlycarter3844
@admittedlycarter3844 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the dudes just a wuss. If u look the fox barely touched him at all.
@sandman0923
@sandman0923 2 жыл бұрын
I know. You pet a wild animal an are surprised when it bites you?
@MartijnKusters
@MartijnKusters 2 жыл бұрын
@@sandman0923 It didn't even bit hard, just a gentle nibble. Man overreacted way to much.
@IamKat3
@IamKat3 2 жыл бұрын
It’s probably thought you were giving it food😭
@BiffTech05
@BiffTech05 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I 100% endorse this episode. Welcome to Aus mate, this is just our way of life.
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect you fellas, that is some truly top-shelf failing going on.
@rscott2247
@rscott2247 Жыл бұрын
I didn't see anyone drinking Swan lager or Victoria Bitter ?
@callanbarclay1248
@callanbarclay1248 Жыл бұрын
Victoria bitter is the worst beer I’ve ever had
@strawbslimes
@strawbslimes 9 ай бұрын
The way the wheel went 🫠 cracked me up 9:13
@OpenLogicEFI
@OpenLogicEFI 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 OMG she had no regrets so hard she went for the finishing move. 🤣😂🤣
@taylormorris_
@taylormorris_ 2 жыл бұрын
That finish move was so goooood hahaha
@trudygreer2491
@trudygreer2491 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Blondie to grab her by the pant leg and pull her into the mud and start slugging!
@chauncyquest2779
@chauncyquest2779 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at 1:34 when the motorbike guy took a moment to check out the Sheilas and then crashed
@germaxicus6670
@germaxicus6670 2 жыл бұрын
That could have easily been me😂
@broyds1993
@broyds1993 2 жыл бұрын
It was like ohhh yeeeah, ooh fuck!
@donniev8181
@donniev8181 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah went from looking cool to looking fool in less than 2 seconds lol.
@civilprotectionunit8145
@civilprotectionunit8145 2 жыл бұрын
That's just me whenever my cat attacks me for no reason.
@LoneRider1969
@LoneRider1969 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a typical Aussie man..My Ex crashed my car checking some chick out.. It costed him $5000 and in the end he told me after checking her out it really wasnt worth the perve 😅..lol.. Dont perve and drive that should be a new Aussie road rule...lol
@JoeMama-fl9fb
@JoeMama-fl9fb 2 жыл бұрын
I love how aussies are always drunk and having fun despite every living thing around them being deadly. “Aaaahh, **** off croc, I’m ****ing swimming here mate”
@shauncobain6271
@shauncobain6271 2 жыл бұрын
Considering where there are little crocs there’s bound to be big crocs I’m convinced those lads are not swimming in their local.
@crazct
@crazct 2 жыл бұрын
i am definitely not the stereotypical aussie, i am shit scared of spiders
@balung
@balung 2 жыл бұрын
@@crazct Avoid the Top End then, mate. Here's its Snakes and Salties.
@artvandelay1099
@artvandelay1099 2 жыл бұрын
That's why they're always drunk. To deal with everything trying to kill them. All the time. I'd be drunk all the time too.
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
@@shauncobain6271 when I went on holidays to the top end, one of the waterholes we went to with a tour had a bunch of little crocs in it. Tour guide said they were fine to swim with, they were freshies & showed us the trap that was set up on the way in to attract the bigger salties in case they came by, so no, small ones doesn't necessarily mean bigger ones are in the same water, bigger ones are actually caught & moved, little ones no-one bothers with, cause they don't cause any dramas. I actually tried to get a photo of 3 of the little ones, but they swam away as soon as I entered the water near them :( (and when I say "little" they were probably close to my body length in their length from nose to tip of tail, so much bigger than the one in the video, but mouths were still too small to eat me, so they didn't want to be near me)
@jdillon8360
@jdillon8360 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest: The guy on the scooter crashing into the caravan. The most satisfying: The street performer smacking the annoying idiot in the face. So good.
@terrifryday3641
@terrifryday3641 Жыл бұрын
05:55 his workmates laughing at him is why i love this country. Love our banter
@Positive-Vibes-77
@Positive-Vibes-77 2 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love Aussies from their antics to their accents, they’re the most entertaining to watch/talk to.
@saulgoodman7509
@saulgoodman7509 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 the "Again!" sent me. 🤣 How does that happen more than once?
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 2 жыл бұрын
Ask the rodent doing a base jump onto his head 😂
@trudygreer2491
@trudygreer2491 2 жыл бұрын
Because Australia!
@saleenstringfellow9148
@saleenstringfellow9148 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the dude got so pissed off at the fox.. like bro what did you think would happen?! 🤣🤣
@elizabethclose4863
@elizabethclose4863 2 жыл бұрын
The chicken walking on the cement=comedy gold.
@Pizzpott
@Pizzpott 2 жыл бұрын
4:20, wasn't even a bite, it was an exploratory touch to see if it was food. This was a horrible man who just scared the shit out of an animal who simply struggles to survive every second f it's life.
@artstylereality2004
@artstylereality2004 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it he seemed nice as well
@lauranarce5539
@lauranarce5539 2 жыл бұрын
poor fox
@KevinSmith-yo8qb
@KevinSmith-yo8qb 2 жыл бұрын
Actually they are vermin here.
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
It was definitely a love bite to me. If he wanted to maul that guy, he would have.
@MarquisDeSacks
@MarquisDeSacks 2 жыл бұрын
7:51 I don't know exactly why; maybe it's the perfect combination of the stupid costume and the beautiful sound of the impact, but this one just absolutely killed me! 🤣
@dracomaster4
@dracomaster4 2 жыл бұрын
Not just the impact, but even the sound of the wheel screeching for a split second too!
@kyleeisenhauer5501
@kyleeisenhauer5501 2 жыл бұрын
I watched that bit 5 times and laughed harder each time I watched it.
@skwabo
@skwabo 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha who does that in a costume when they can't see?!? 🤣
@FoathTV
@FoathTV 2 жыл бұрын
0:33 - When I stayed with some friends in America, every time we left the house I instinctively banged my shoes upside down on the brickwork outside before putting them on. My friends looked at me like I was crazy when I told them I was checking for spiders. Who's crazy now, Chris?
@malloryg4251
@malloryg4251 2 жыл бұрын
That's funny, I'm from California and my dad always taught us to bring our shoes indoors, and if we didn't, shake them vigorously. We constantly had unwanted intruders.......
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 2 жыл бұрын
Even NZers look at us strangely when we do that - I went camping in NZ with some friends over there, they couldn't work out why I was looking under my tent for snakes (ICYMI there are no snakes in Aotearoa aka New Zealand).
@xStillborn
@xStillborn 2 жыл бұрын
Where I'm at we check them for scorpions before putting 'em on.
@munkustrap2
@munkustrap2 2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY...a benefit of living in Massachusetts...no spiders the size of dinner plates sleeping in my shoes!
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from the US, just moved from Texas to Illinois. Went from rattlesnakes to brown recluse spiders. I was shocked the amount of brown recluses we have up here in IL, didn’t see too many in Texas. But that’s nothing compared to what y’all have!!! Stay safe!
@floffy6286
@floffy6286 2 жыл бұрын
its not Aussies being idiots- It's Aussies being Aussies
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 2 жыл бұрын
We got some of that in the Americas too - another dumping ground for Commonwealth criminals back in the day.
@nathanial7249
@nathanial7249 2 жыл бұрын
@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 well, australia is the worst of british society
@dantemadden1533
@dantemadden1533 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanial7249 best
@nthgth
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
We're both the result of former Europeans whose lives sucked, said "fuck this," and decided to do something about it
@kermitahnenerbe3722
@kermitahnenerbe3722 6 ай бұрын
@@nathanial7249 where is trudeau ? 🤔 not an aussie...
@alphaareus
@alphaareus 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely stoked to see an entire video based on Australian fails. Ahhh, I love my country
@gewhiz1494
@gewhiz1494 2 жыл бұрын
The little rodent thing that bit her hand looked like a muskrat. They’re pretty dangerous. One time when I was super low on life a muskrat killed me in red dead redemption 2. Be careful out there.
@Dreamberrieslushy
@Dreamberrieslushy Жыл бұрын
Thr rodent looking thing was a quokka only native 2 Australia I would know cuz I'm aussie
2 жыл бұрын
8:17 once a jolly swagman jumped into a billabong
@Durwood71
@Durwood71 2 жыл бұрын
Kangaroos jumping on your car, giant spiders in your shoes, birds attacking you as you ride your bike, roach infestation in your wall phone... Yeah, I'm never visiting Australia.
@deutschlandsverige7408
@deutschlandsverige7408 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@remyogun8270
@remyogun8270 2 жыл бұрын
don't forget about Eagles trying to kill paragliders and the giant man-eating Crocs! Yeah....I'm never going there either...
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 2 жыл бұрын
Getting shot in the face for being 'confrontational'... you can keep the USA.
@Huda88754
@Huda88754 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal Aussie day to me 🤷‍♂️
@Durwood71
@Durwood71 2 жыл бұрын
@@Huda88754 Precisely my point! I really don't need a normal day to include shaking disturbingly large arachnids out of my shoes.
@TheRealReasonYourDadLeft
@TheRealReasonYourDadLeft 2 жыл бұрын
the guy who was checking out the girls and then crashed had me dying😂😂
@fleetwoodsoup7443
@fleetwoodsoup7443 2 жыл бұрын
*OH YEA--*
@watchmovie9354
@watchmovie9354 2 жыл бұрын
lovers of unexplained mystery, strange disappearances, I just subscribed to the mysterium investigation channel. The narration is captivating and the stories are full of intrigue
@historygrad7493
@historygrad7493 7 ай бұрын
That spider at 3:34 will give me nightmares. I'm not afraid of spiders here in the US, but Aussie spiders and most of your wildlife frightens me! You all hit the lottery for all the most dangerous animals in one place, but I think Australians are the best people to take them all in stride with a laid back attitude and easy smile. Much respect! 😊
@jayk7422
@jayk7422 2 жыл бұрын
The guy hitting the blue spray can... that’s hilarious 😂
@ashakita3363
@ashakita3363 2 жыл бұрын
He suddenly became Scottish. 😂
@РомаТоп-н5г
@РомаТоп-н5г 2 жыл бұрын
FREEEEEDOOOOOM!
@dantemadden1533
@dantemadden1533 2 жыл бұрын
Average Tradie in Australia
@kx1260
@kx1260 2 жыл бұрын
4:10 dude didn't even get bit hard at all. If anything it was a small nibble he was just mad the fox didn't perform the way he wanted it to.
@user2C47
@user2C47 2 жыл бұрын
Still needs rabies shots. No exceptions.
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spider clips, I'm an Aussie and I'm watching this right before bed. ...Actually, I think I'll stay up tonight. Who needs sleep anyway?
@adrianwilson5950
@adrianwilson5950 2 жыл бұрын
LOL! I'm in America and the Aussie spider videos keep me awake at night too.
@theriddick2735
@theriddick2735 2 жыл бұрын
Who needs sleep? Well, for a starter, spiders don't! Hahaha. Sorry about that mate.
@Redman2910
@Redman2910 2 жыл бұрын
Huntsman's are harmless, they just want to eat your household bugs and stay the fuck away from you. It's those cheeky Redbacks you gotta worry about 😂
@malloryg4251
@malloryg4251 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my biggest fear on earth is spiders of any kind, but especially big ones!! My husband passed on this compilation, he says he doesn't need more nightmare fuel! LMAO
@mareebrown-e3n
@mareebrown-e3n Жыл бұрын
the other night as I was getting into bed, I was rudely accosted by a rather nasty black spider crawling across my pillow. I hate when that happens.
@ianfrederickson1327
@ianfrederickson1327 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, I want to say thank you Aussies for always doing the dumbest stunts and messing with the deadliest animals. You keep the Earth interesting.
@GregoryDesborough-v7n
@GregoryDesborough-v7n 9 ай бұрын
You're welcome mate
@NinjaPurple4life
@NinjaPurple4life Жыл бұрын
I love how every Aussie gets bit, approaches, or sees the scariest animals 🕷️ 🦘 🦎 and they just laugh it off or go like casually “Oh hey” 😂😂😂 meanwhile I’m sweating from freaking out because I saw a small spider on my ceiling 😂
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing all those deadly Aussie spiders makes me think, our Florida gators and pythons aren't so bad. 😆
@hdmccart6735
@hdmccart6735 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, those pythons are nightmare fuel!
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 2 жыл бұрын
What if there spider-pythons?! Or Aligatarantulars?! Gahhhh!
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 2 жыл бұрын
@Lance Revell Wolf spiders & huntsman spiders aren't that bad. It's the Sydney funnelweb (especially the female) & the Red-back spiders that are the biggest danger :/
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 2 жыл бұрын
@@hdmccart6735 our Carpet pythons aren't that bad. Our venomous snakes, that's a totally different story - I live on the outskirts of a major city, not far from bushland, and it's somewhat common to spot them in warmer months.
@munkustrap2
@munkustrap2 2 жыл бұрын
The spiders the size of a dime that we have here in Massachusetts freak me out...the Aussie spiders are things of nightmares 😳
@Boobalooo
@Boobalooo 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 Police siren and whistle perfectly synchronized 😂
@BamBam-3886
@BamBam-3886 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, people get to see some Aussie action
@IJ-E36
@IJ-E36 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an Aussie, this one is so relatable 😂
@firebert123
@firebert123 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, this just made me want some Aussie friends to hang out with
@g.sergiusfidenas6650
@g.sergiusfidenas6650 2 жыл бұрын
That one with the living statue is such a classic, so satisfying.
@TheDramacist
@TheDramacist 2 жыл бұрын
10:52 **applause** 👏 👏 👏 😏😌
@yumnaapta
@yumnaapta 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 "you put paint in there?" *proceed rub+applied it to the nose😭😂🤣
@joe125ful
@joe125ful 2 жыл бұрын
Not fun at all i mean how he can clean that stuff later????
@yumnaapta
@yumnaapta 2 жыл бұрын
@@joe125ful naahhh.. it's funneh cuz he got no skyuull😂😂😂
@fredererpower
@fredererpower 2 жыл бұрын
Then the next one happens to be someone who gets paint all over themselves
@KindInMind
@KindInMind 2 жыл бұрын
That spider mom actually scared me xD
@nickedmonds4486
@nickedmonds4486 2 жыл бұрын
06:54 What it would look like in the Australian kangaroo apocalypse!🤣
@hyacinth2942
@hyacinth2942 2 жыл бұрын
4:23 that fox only nibbled lol 😂
@bradleyedwards9244
@bradleyedwards9244 2 жыл бұрын
Paint in ya sunscreen 🤣🤣🤣 That's pure Aussie
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I loved that one lol
@raizencore
@raizencore 2 жыл бұрын
Aussies and animals are such an iconic duo, I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robot336
@robot336 2 жыл бұрын
GOOD ONYA MAAAaaaAAAaaaAAATE AUSSI AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI !! 😃😃🎈🎈🎆🎆🎇🎇✨✨🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈
@robot336
@robot336 2 жыл бұрын
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
@eastoz
@eastoz 7 ай бұрын
That kid on the scooter hitting the caravan... Gold
@Jackie89000
@Jackie89000 2 жыл бұрын
7:32 whatever company made that TV should be proud.
@brirose230
@brirose230 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, this makes me proud to be an Aussie 😎 We’re a fun (and sweary) bunch 😂
@mohmoony3918
@mohmoony3918 2 жыл бұрын
"You **** idiot!" Dad was my favorite.
@OGbluetooth_
@OGbluetooth_ 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking while watching this video, y'all are some funny people
@GorGob
@GorGob 2 жыл бұрын
and little racist
@LateralTwitlerLT
@LateralTwitlerLT 2 жыл бұрын
That guy getting a hammer thrown at his windshield probably laughed the loudest. "Wow! this is fun", I'm sure he yelled.
@JIMDEZWAV
@JIMDEZWAV 2 жыл бұрын
ME2 , GOOD TO OTHER AUSSIES FKING UP NOT JUST ME MAAAaaaAAATE 😃😃
@hedkace
@hedkace 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the spirit of the Aussie people!.....and their foul mouths as well 😂😂
@Adam-118
@Adam-118 2 жыл бұрын
Trying to pull a forklift out the grass with a fourwheeler. Priceless.
@beauwilkin9532
@beauwilkin9532 2 жыл бұрын
It's a well earned stereotype that we're proud off.
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!! They seem so fun and just go with the flow.
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 🥰
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship 2 жыл бұрын
@@beauwilkin9532 absolutely, we wear it like a badge of honour 🤣
@dlkline27
@dlkline27 2 жыл бұрын
You Aussies are too much. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen. God bless mate.
@HappyHands.
@HappyHands. 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 "FINISH HER!" not just a push but a kick for good measure LOL LOL :D :D :D 🤣 I think im in love! 😂
@judlinewren1711
@judlinewren1711 Жыл бұрын
but why is no one talking about 6:19 when the Aussie Shepherd is just munching on a toaster on the couch😂😂 like what is even going on??😂
@hawkeye3441
@hawkeye3441 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 is why I’m never going to Australia 😂
@uhtred7860
@uhtred7860 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking "just spray em with fly spray" then i saw momma and upgraded to a shotgun :-)
@StarHorseLover200
@StarHorseLover200 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not afraid of spiders but that is truly terrifying.
@Alex_Eicher
@Alex_Eicher 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 the seagul is named „Charlie“ … „Charlie bit your finger… and it hurts“…
@theusher2893
@theusher2893 2 жыл бұрын
Australia has four seasons: Summer, Monsoon, Spider, and Aggressive Kangaroo.
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
I love how half the "Aussie idiots" are animals lol from the kangaroos jumping into cars & hitting glass doors, to the magpies swooping, to the chicken walking through the concrete. Gotta say, a couple of the humans interacting with the animals are being real idiots though! I mean seriously? a guy goes up to a wild fox & tries to pat it & is surprised it responds by biting him? lol The bunch of idiots at the rock pool with the huge waves would be backpackers though, Aussies aren't that stupid
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
oh & one of the "idiots" was the weather too, wind throwing a tin roof at a store lol
@PoloWolf47
@PoloWolf47 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy thought the fox WOULDN'T bite him lol. And then he threw such a tantrum when it did
@MtlkatRacing
@MtlkatRacing 2 жыл бұрын
foxes dont usually bite people unless cornered/scared eetc. but that fox looked like it was starving plus it barely bit him at all
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
​@@MtlkatRacing yeh, looked like an exploratory nibble, just telling him he's hungry & asking for food, not actually "biting", can't imagine it broke the skin, just tried to let him know he's hungry & the foxes way of asking for food. I think most people, if a fox did that to them would think it was so sweet & obviously starving & pity it & go & find it some food to bring back to it. It's probably done that before & learnt that that's the way to communicate with humans that it wants food. This guy was just a dumb d1ck though, too clueless to be able to communicate with anyone (no doubt he's as bad at communicating with humans as he is with animals)
@AngelWarr10r
@AngelWarr10r 2 жыл бұрын
@0:32 That's his shoe now...and it's a nice fit I might say 😶😂
@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248
@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 2 жыл бұрын
The laughter on this one is off the charts amazing and funnier than the act itself. 5:58
@jadesmith6823
@jadesmith6823 2 жыл бұрын
The doggo and toaster 🇦🇺🤣
@stevie-ray2020
@stevie-ray2020 2 жыл бұрын
.....Oh, crumbs!
@ironhornforge
@ironhornforge 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows we Aussies have more fun, it's just more chill here 🤠
@LoneRider1969
@LoneRider1969 2 жыл бұрын
Yeap, hearin ya..😃
@krillinroshi9312
@krillinroshi9312 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 that biker had a look at the ladies on the kerb: 😂🤪 keep your eyes on the road mate!
@dominicforget2657
@dominicforget2657 2 жыл бұрын
0:04 Kangaroo: AAIII-YAH!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!!!
@ThatIsJustCrazyTalk
@ThatIsJustCrazyTalk 2 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it’s HILARIOUS!
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 2 жыл бұрын
Just ask Ralphie. 😃
@ThMindFdr
@ThMindFdr 2 жыл бұрын
Startled and getting mad cussing Aussies are the best Aussie's🥰🥰❤️🤣
@ItzTheMrMan
@ItzTheMrMan 2 жыл бұрын
The fox had the softest bite and even he was still threatened
@rustyshakleford5230
@rustyshakleford5230 2 жыл бұрын
Foxes aren't the ones you have to worry about. Moose have the strongest venom in the animal kingdom but their fangs aren't long enough to pierce human skin.
@cashbestul
@cashbestul 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that fox did not deserve to get yelled at tho
@yeoldstickinthemud9570
@yeoldstickinthemud9570 2 жыл бұрын
Did it even bite? I watched the part like 5 times, it looked like the fox didn't even close it's mouth at all. Hope it wasn't for the views. If so, poor fox.
@LimitedCheetah
@LimitedCheetah 2 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshakleford5230 But if you make a loud screeching noise the moose will fly away.
@rustyshakleford5230
@rustyshakleford5230 2 жыл бұрын
@@LimitedCheetah that's actually just a myth. Moose only use their wings to attract a mate and then the female bites the males wings off after the egg sac is fertilized.
@ceb9159
@ceb9159 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spider-jumpscare, my Heart ist flipping out of controle😂🔥
@Seth1969
@Seth1969 2 жыл бұрын
3:28 she tips her puzzle over😂😂😂😂
@d.d.o.5197
@d.d.o.5197 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 Kangaroo got caught attempting to commit insurance fraud. 😀
@ta8905
@ta8905 2 жыл бұрын
It's the spider nest INSIDE the house that got me!! I can't even imagine!!
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
I’d move. There’s no way!
@650gringo
@650gringo 2 жыл бұрын
I like Aussies. Not matter what happens they laugh at it.
@uhtred7860
@uhtred7860 2 жыл бұрын
1:11 Stereotypes are just people noticing patterns of behaviour🤣🤣
@FinnOver-k6b
@FinnOver-k6b 4 ай бұрын
That deadpan Aussie dad is hilarious with his repeated "Ah, ya f***in' idiot."
@chippyl3331
@chippyl3331 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what people expect when they're trying to hand feed a WILD ANIMAL!!🤪
@storytimewithunclebill1998
@storytimewithunclebill1998 2 жыл бұрын
That bird getting that spider of the window was awesome and welcomed. Was fun to watch. Great video
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 2 жыл бұрын
Australian magpies are very clever & very quick. Especially when it comes to spotting food! Ditto for kookaburras. The way that one swooped on that lizard was tidy work :)
@Jolt139
@Jolt139 2 жыл бұрын
4:09 only a special type of moron holds your hand out to a wild fox and then gets upset at it for taking a bite.
@LimitedCheetah
@LimitedCheetah 2 жыл бұрын
He's a flamin' galah!
@alabalaportocala8367
@alabalaportocala8367 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@geoffreyvosloo9186
@geoffreyvosloo9186 2 жыл бұрын
All of them seems reasonable, but the doggo with the toaser? What the actual 🤣 that cracked me up 🤣
@missraye7165
@missraye7165 2 жыл бұрын
That could not have been a more Aussie intro clip lol nicely done 👌
@lintonkenneally7954
@lintonkenneally7954 2 жыл бұрын
The guy calling "Heads" in the last clip is so much an Australian thing.
@SethKash
@SethKash 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man, what’s up with the prehistoric spiders over there? God Bless the Aussies they’re tougher than well rope!
@djkramit
@djkramit 2 жыл бұрын
1:08 Dora, you can't park there. 😄
@ViviHutch
@ViviHutch Жыл бұрын
💀
@Eagle-Striker
@Eagle-Striker 2 жыл бұрын
3:45 Surprise Spider will forever haunt my dreams (worse than any horror movie).
@Bigmac_orange
@Bigmac_orange 7 ай бұрын
4:00 person that drinks the least beer in Australia 😂😂😂
@bookfaerie23
@bookfaerie23 2 жыл бұрын
5:17 - I have those same blocking mats! Only mine aren't flying off the back of a pickup at another vehicle 😆
@canadianhunter94hexagonbus56
@canadianhunter94hexagonbus56 2 жыл бұрын
The guy on the scooter hitting the trailer had me laughing and crying so much my dog came from another room to see if I was OK 😆😆 I also talk to animals the way you guys do and I love it especially the guys talking to the chiken 😆😆
@tangledshoelace4726
@tangledshoelace4726 2 жыл бұрын
That was great!! I couldn't see!! Obviously!! Crash!!🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🙏🕊
@christinawells2024
@christinawells2024 2 жыл бұрын
The sound of him hitting the back of the trailer! 🤣
@canadianhunter94hexagonbus56
@canadianhunter94hexagonbus56 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinawells2024 friken legendary 😆😆
@zendog9947
@zendog9947 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy who kicked the ball has deadly accuracy. I didn't even see that person walking way in the background until this free kick specialist marked them for me. I was distracted by an 8x24 ft goal.
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 2 жыл бұрын
If it was Aussie Rules, he would've kicked it out of bounds on the full X-D
@carolann.
@carolann. 2 жыл бұрын
0:26 what did he think would happen?
@Thatguy-xs9ge
@Thatguy-xs9ge 2 жыл бұрын
as a South African I love the Aussies, cool blokes , and they now how to keeep up with us in drinking
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