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[@MrSkookumchuck]

Thumbs down, for the unnecessary blurring.

[@lp12nos20]

Skookum Bitingfish they blur curses so it can be family friendly? Have you ever watched AFHV?

[@davidc2067]

@@lp12nos20 they blurred the hands grabbing the junk after being hit

[@nawtyourhuman4968]

Michael Jackson did it constantly on National TV...No blurring.

[@d4rk0v3]

@@nawtyourhuman4968 Michael Jackson didn't have a KZbin algorithm and hordes of snowflakes hunting him down to get him demonetized at every turn either.

[@cristescuandrei]

Same here

[@feltsvinet]

3:50 - legend has it that he’s still running..

[@olvialee7221]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malgrosskreuz01]

🙌🤣

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

It's like he said "The new nuts store closes in 5 minutes. I can get there if I hurry."

[@pranavgaming8774]

Lol

[@Stuntcat-vv8cm]

He was probably running to the bathroom to check himself and make sure everything was ok

[@NatRomanoff58]

Dude in red around 1:38 clearly didn't ignored the sign behind him giving advice about needing to "make the right choice". Oh, the irony... 😂

[@jupiter_ios]

Lol it said wise choice

[@ZebraContent]

"I need to make the right choice" Jumps over a set of chairs and hits his nuts off the last chair. Wah wah wah 🎺

[@noelugo4131]

😂🥚🥚

[@JoshNeilTHE]

No one else noticed the "I need to make a wise choice" sign in the background at 1:38. Priceless.

[@Mobydickhead]

I noticed it

[@pharanaiton6851]

1:42 Daaaaaaamn! That left testicle felt the gravity of jupiter.

[@leeholman3964]

I don’t get it. What happened?

[@BucketIHead]

@@leeholman3964 the board moved

[@DBtheGhost2]

I was laughing so hard that I almost passed out a couple of times. I did that before in my room too. That's why it was so funny. Your comment made it funnier to remember and see again.

[@sunayocarissime5309]

Just Jupiter?!! No my friend that was a super massive black hole god smacking those jewels. RIP little buddies. 🤣🤣

[@IanB.2022]

That board came up at the speed of light

[@DarkSektori]

0:13 he hit the wrong ball.

[@carlosmercadojimenez3182]

0:53 bro took it like a champ

[@ethanwhitham2022]

In the nuts

[@LuisDiaz-gq2nf]

He liked it.. he ran up for some more. Right after !!!’ He was excited and happy

[@justinaluna44]

At 2:39 is the greatest lightsaber throw that any jedi can do

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

Kid can aim better than Stormtroopers.

[@joshuabrophy4585]

He threw that like a javelin

[@danbaranowski]

The force was with him

[@N3RO420]

Imagine obi wan threw his lightsaber at anakin like that XD

[@Error404usernotfound69]

3:49 I wish No one will get this pain 🙏

[@NoahsYoutubeStories]

Don’t You Mean 03:52 🤣😂🤪

[@Mr.Pro55k]

True💀💀

[@Tony78432]

2:54 that was actually brutal. Hope that dude was wearing a cup lol

[@wrobiv]

my catcher wasn't wearing a cup once, got hit right in the balls, had to go to the ER

[@Tony78432]

@@wrobiv 😱😱😱

[@sabiant.lawson2909]

@@wrobiv something tells me he not having any kids

[@MasterofOrion]

@@wrobiv ER?

[@linda-0587]

Emergency Room

[@catz_crazy6672]

4:40 been there done that

[@Otto1360]

It doesnt even hurt

[@MrTattooASMR]

Why was that even blurred???

[@Seregych]

I think it is because some stupid people cannot handle nature (bodies and physiology)!

[@LazyPanda89]

Gay-ass world....

[@norefunds4731]

1:00 Toddler giving dad a SAVAGE cup check

[@NormanRDolan]

#DadsArmy

[@Alice.59]

why it's censored when a man put his hand on his crotch

[@ThomasSteffien]

;) what man? ;)

[@nabilbendjebass8205]

Fear of demonetization!

[@adrianvicsik2676]

If they get demonetized then they die

[@Arkim26]

Because openly grabbing your crotch is considered by feminists as a sign of patriarchal domination. stupid feminist gibberish that no one really cares about.

[@jacedavis9880]

You can ckearly see an outline as they grab

[@Cornhollo26]

1:02 Right in the batteries! -Marty the Zebra.

[@vectorbex9849]

1:42 I think that clip was the worst hit ever 🫢 Edit: thank you so much for the likes

[@jupiter_ios]

He deserves it for his dumb-age

[@yo_mi]

Quick, clean and precise

[@christhenerdyderg3916]

The impact definitely makes us feel his pain just by seeing it.

[@joshuabrophy4585]

He must have a hole in his shorts from that

[@kevintodd392]

I agree.

[@luxor_7.]

The guy at 1:28 wasn't paying attention to the message in the wall indeed 😂

[@ZoxiLink_GD]

So true LMAO 😂

[@carmenpuddinpop8642]

LOL

[@cadefilms4072]

NOT FUNNY

[@jfalcon9519]

1:36 on wall “I need to make the wise choice” you didn’t dude 😂

[@Thecrusader6169]

Bro nice observation I subbed you for that

[@3037795]

So no one is gonna talk about that epic sword throw??? 💪🏿😂2:39

[@ZebraContent]

Thats how the Roman's defeated their enemies.

[@CorruptSpider676]

1:45 that groan is actually the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I’m making that as my alarm clock 🤣

[@cadefilms4072]

WHY DID YOU LAUGH IT’S NOT FUNNY

[@S-z3z]

​@@cadefilms4072it is so funny lol 🤣

[@turdferguson8928]

Blurring it only makes it look dirtier than it actually is

[@xxmlgfoxyxx5960]

Ya because all the trash youtuber plus lazy copied these videos off the internet then put the blurry sides to not get copyrighted

[@adjcheeseball]

Their nutcracker fail video broke the community guidelines and became age restricted

[@kaikia6893]

yup

[@mayanksakhare7630]

5:00 oh silly that girl 😂😂

[@davidblee819]

1:28 tne irony of the sign that reads "I need to make the wise choice." Well, clearly you did not here...

[@malgrosskreuz01]

Lol I know right?

[@johncady9780]

The conference room is classic. A poster on the wall reads "I Need to Make the Wise Choice" as the man leaps unsuccessfully over the chairs and smacks his family jewels.

[@sentaukrai]

I had that thought as well.

[@ananslator3655]

4:39 Another one of my favourites

[@AFishBicycle]

My favorite reaction to pain is when they get up and sprint away. Kills me every time! 🤣😂

[@natashakate5687]

I don’t even get why they do it…

[@puljudefender]

@@natashakate5687 to distract them from the pain it's like the term "walk it off"

[@natashakate5687]

@@puljudefender Interesting…. I don’t know how it feels since I’m female, but when I’m on my period, then walking isn’t really much of an option….

[@blueonblack83]

@@natashakate5687 Failarmy sometimes shows clips where women get hit right in the baby making factory. Looks very painful.

[@linda-0587]

Oh, it is *painful* it feels like…a dull, hot ache mixed with gas…unless the pubic bone gets hit, then it’s….just *OOOOWWWWW*

[@joshuabenton3785]

what is up with the blurring effect?

[@bigred22685]

Apparently it's KZbin illegal to show a dude grabbing his balls in pain.

[@J14ernandez]

INERT 😂😂

[@paultogneri9783]

you drunk

[@ChicknGamer208]

Middle finger

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

Algorithm of youtube. It's making uploaders paranoid.

[@cptnjarhead]

1:43 is hardest i have laughed in awhile... That should be a finishing move in the next Mortal Kombat game...

[@DackxJaniels]

That groan is the stuff of nightmares

[@cptnjarhead]

@@DackxJaniels Yeah...I made that my ring tone...lol

[@sulaymansaeed5187]

@@cptnjarhead 😂😭😭😭😭

[@rslwannabe9475]

I didnt even mean to click this video

[@kermitdefrog6666]

2:39 "im gonna die?" famous last words

[@datisrose]

0:11 made my soul scream.

[@brianartillery]

I don't know why I watched this, actually. When I was 14, I accidentally got my bollocks kicked up into my neck (that's honestly what it felt like) whilst playing Rugby at school. I went to hospital in an ambulance, got treated for the injury, and was taken home by my dad, who thought it hilarious. Cheers, dad.

[@dieselteen0770]

I’m so Sorry to hear about that,

[@picky228]

Ouch...

[@LimeadesAndCherrys]

Ouch

[@allegrasauvagess8458]

When I was younger my friend went to vault a spiked fence and got his bag caught on one of the spikes and tore it open

[@natashakate5687]

Um, ow, I’m not sure what that means, but just ow.

[@ChrisTheGregory]

1:41 An excellent demonstration of Archimedes' famous quotation: "Give me a lever long enough and I will shatter my nutsack."

[@SimiTravels]

00:53 long way predictable 😂🤪

[@nizitamaruvaka2294]

1:49 Karma for riding a scooter in a skate park.

[@ZoxiLink_GD]

I once fractured my wrist riding a scooter

[@SimpleNumberOna]

@@ZoxiLink_GDdamn. one time I got a small cut due to a scooter to the ankle.

[@N4V1N06]

At 5:27 this is what being trustworthy really means

[@TheHonorableAngelinaNordstrom]

I really felt for ol boy at 4:00 who was just minding his own business just to get hit in the groin unexpectedly. Although it was hilarious, I still felt for him because he didn't see it coming.

[@dangoodwin3047]

I think that was staged. He's twitching all weird like he's expecting something.

[@gochogames1360]

@@dangoodwin3047 well, if you can’t see what’s coming, and you’re already covering your face, why not try to prevent some other pain

[@rlicano848]

😩🥚🥚

[@sieg6635]

Good thing he wasn’t female

[@jyesucevitz]

02:25 construction tip. before setting the height of your horizontal beam make sure to measure the distance from the ground to your yam bag. then set the height of your horizontal beam accordingly.

[@xnopyt7448]

Thanks for your advice, o wise one

[@wizardcat0926]

3:13 and that is what I call the ball grind

[@xaviermaldonado2216]

Ouch

[@cobaltshimmons386]

lol

[@jupiter_ios]

Its doesent hurt much in that situation

[@abrakadabra6364]

2:37 Great shot kid, that was one in a million!

[@tylertownes9461]

2:33 don’t bring a knife to a sword fight

[@velstro]

2:37 Is no one going to acknowledge how flawless that kid's sword throw was?

[@jasonlines5844]

Bullseye!

[@kristenjones5647]

@@jasonlines5844 your nuts are famous!

[@kristenjones5647]

thats my boy!

[@jasonlines5844]

@@kristenjones5647 Puuuuhlease...my nuts have been famous for years

[@MattyB00M3R]

15 seconds in and my balls are already aching in agonizing sympathy pain.

[@ace-trainer-aj]

My thoughts exactly!

[@jeanneparisot237]

We, women, can not imagine this pain, like you never can not imagine the pain of period. ^^

[@MattyB00M3R]

@@jeanneparisot237 I tried to explain the pain to my ex, but she wasn't having it. Now, I just say "imagine a toothache...in your crotch. That also makes you nauseous." But I can't say it's worse than labor or menstrual pains.

[@khdoodies]

Jeanne Parisot pretty sure it doesnt hurt all the time,only sometimes

[@khdoodies]

Jeanne Parisot and u guys only have it once a month .Us? Anytime,Anywhere

[@danielwalker8961]

Every man will experience the ultimate pain at some point 😣😣

[@lachlangray4432]

3:30 that kid def has aimbot turned on

[@SlayerRunefrost]

1:28 I love how there's a poster on the wall that says "I need to make the wise choice" that's some irony right there😂😂😂😂

[@akungame8047]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dominicmeza7112]

I had to stop every minute to recover from both simultaneously laughing and being in pain

[@POLARTTYRTM]

3:55 - "I am in so much pain that I will just get up and run around this corner"

[@arnav7784]

Thats how mafia works XD

[@lukasgradi4404]

Probably wanted to check if it's still there 😂

[@stunningandbrave7475]

That’s what you do... walk it off. Then fall over and cry when you’re out of everyone’s sight.

[@Durkeeon]

This is most helpful and a stretch.

[@rainerwinkler6140]

When you feel a big amount of pain your instinct is to get away from whatever gave you that pain. Makes sense really

[@WestIndianAK]

That guy at 3:13 actually bounced on his balls several times 🤣🤣🤣

[@ypc4736]

5:24 Not fail,it's Perfect😎😎😎😎😎

[@payn3a91]

Poster @1:28: “I need to make the wise choice.” Man: Hold my beer...

[@touremuhammad5983]

1:09 Ricochet!

[@constantdvdcollector]

Ricola!

[@MattJasa]

1:35 "I need to make the wise choice" -Wall

[@krychur4956]

alternate title: A compilation of men who lost their ability to make babies

[@GameBoy_1128]

*I like this kid, he knew he was big so he threw it absolutely at him, quick & straight.* 2:35

[@HazelTheHusky69420]

1:00 little timmy ain’t gonna have a brother after that

[@OliGaming-d1u]

The real fail here is the censorship.

[@OliGaming-d1u]

@@CrasherEXLet me guess, you're a millenial? Are you offended by someone touching the part of their body that hurts? It's not as if they were showing their balls at everyone on the screen -_-

[@reallifedroopypoodle1306]

1:43-1:44 I love this 🤣

[@JonathanChan212]

0:53 She just walk away like nothing happened.

[@mateorusso2010]

5:11 ouchies that must have hurt

[@aries_productionsofficial698]

Press “F” to pay respect

[@lapnguyenphuoc567]

F

[@ryanrayson8610]

F

[@rodneylachin2873]

F

[@firatmengi5715]

F

[@firatmengi5715]

F

[@Spoogitywoogums]

1:36 poster on the wall "I need to make the wise choice"

[@malgrosskreuz01]

I honestly wonder how we have managed to survive as a species for as long as we have

[@natashakate5687]

😂😂😂

[@clydettelovely5402]

Idk but it's freaking hilarious that we did

[@rlicano848]

How are we reproducing 😩🥚🥚

[@kjsforever1968]

When u imagine these situations happening to u, that hurts

[@Thecrusader6169]

I was cry laughing

[@accidentalgirl08]

Literally I can only imagine! 😌🤭

[@sieg6635]

@@accidentalgirl08 nah it can happen to you too

[@xD4rkridex]

1:37 the poster says "i need to make the wise choice" lol

[@dayvonlouis5187]

1:01 that’s how child beats a man

[@Schomyly]

3:57 Legend says that kid is still running to this day.

[@baileyearly9364]

I know this is an older video now but I love at 1:37 there’s a sign that says “I need to make the wise choice” which is something that guy really needs to think about the next time he tries to jump over some chairs

[@slahser]

3:52 He tried to run away from the pain but in the end, all he can do is cry. :(

[@NoahsYoutubeStories]

For No Reason Right 🤷‍♂️🤔

[@jaysquizzle00]

Notice that "I need to make the wise choice" sign @1:36

[@JoseBronxRican]

"Basketball Douche" is my fave: "NOPE! THAT WAY!"

[@Yash-hk5ei]

It's 1 A.M. and I am laughing like a maniac.😂😂

[@cadefilms4072]

WELL STOP LAUGHING IT’S NOT FUNNY

[@BRUHHEY]

5:28 took it like a champ

[@ruediger5795]

What's happening? Does all the trousers tear apart in these accidents? Or why all the blurring?

[@USFirst1776]

@@keniv4741 then they should of blurred them all... except the one video that wasn't even a fail. These idiots just suck at editing.

[@lance_eastham4221]

Yea they completely rip everything lol

[@MPDTransport]

1:44 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NotFcLux]

0:58 he got up like its nothing

[@joshjordan6987]

at 1:36 look at the sign on the wall ROFL :) you are welcome

[@NormanRDolan]

Too true.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Josh Jordan - ‘He chose............poorly’

[@taradaniel3529]

I need to make the wise choice

[@kevinthompson7649]

I saw that too

[@InfamyGained]

Rofl? This ain’t 2007

[@MrMalformedllama]

0:41 that's it, he's sterile LMAO

[@TheEerieMaster]

Can anyone else feel the pain just by watching this video?🤣

[@andrewdb01]

YUP!!!!!!!!🤢🤢

[@casualgamer09-]

Yes 😢

[@_R-R]

My friend sure "can't."

[@NotFcLux]

Yes 100%

[@DakotaEmery3]

Yeah

[@BRUHHEY]

3:53 mans run away from the pain lol

[@Sans-f6x]

That’s why all the guys in the vid can’t have babys😂 0:58

[@shotgunarms]

I love watching unskilled people attempt things beyond their ability and then subsequently paying the price.

[@MrCodeslinger]

4:34... Chet is that you?!?

[@KibsOffical]

Respect for the boys who lost their family in a single impact.

[@mandythegrimadventures1967]

4:00 was the funniest one, i couldn't stop laughing EVERY TIME.

[@GUTS-h3s]

Agree 😂

[@gavins3492]

Bro moved like a euphoria ragdoll after that hit

[@cosmickitty3457]

1:28 *Poster in background* "I need to make a wise choice." Yes... don't make the choice to jump over like 5 chairs when the results could be bad... 2:18 Me: "I see you're wearing a helmet. You should be wearing something else other than a helmet though. It's not your head that you need to worry about in this case."

[@kws13131]

Kaelyn Emily lol yes always wear your cup

[@isjejjdjemdmekkwmskekwkdme4669]

He could have slipped and fell on his head

[@sieg6635]

Tbh a hit to the groin hurts more for women than men

[@desireetellado3651]

At 0:34 I thought the bike didn’t have anyone on it

[@rodneylachin2873]

Same

[@deejayconner1760]

5:17 had to rewatch like 5 times it’s a double nut shit by the skateboard then the railing funniest thing ever

[@nickrenren7099]

This video was sponsored by snickers GET SOME NUTS.!!!!

[@tuckergoddard6407]

nick Ren Ren 😂😂

[@kevinthompson7649]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't My God, that sounds waaay more sexual than it did when I was a kid ... 🤔

[@Jr.gamez123]

3:53 legend has it that kid is still running to this day

[@linc_linc9959]

Stolen.

[@relaxingnature6766]

At 1:37 the poster on the wall says “I need to make the wise choice” LMAO

[@Maisyyx7]

1:23 *But, is the skateboard okay? :(*

[@pgy1081]

Sadly yeah :()

[@gavins3492]

​@pgy1081 it's made of wood it's not a person

[@Maisyyx7]

I forgot about this comment lol

[@SimpleNumberOna]

@@gavins3492no shit

[@hellishgrin4604]

Did they seriously censor someone covering themselves?

[@eddyhoopin]

why u wanna see behind the censor u sus

[@REAPER-cw6wq]

@@eddyhoopin that's true sus Its privacy

[@ChaseMC215]

The Nutcracker video broke one of the community guideline rules and was age restricted, this is why Failarmy has their own mobile app.

[@BRUHHEY]

2:59 bro

[@josephvincent9791]

1:28 Just when u think what could go worse🤐🤐😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@nathz4152]

0:16 help me, im dying

[@CoCoFarmer]

Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤

[@S-z3z]

All the boys are not going to be fathers lol 😂

[@CoCoFarmer]

@@S-z3z 😂😂😂😂

[@casualgamer09-]

@@S-z3zi know 🙈

[@kingkeef4953]

5:00 the fall and that scream. Owww Oh my god.. LOL

[@spoon4612]

Ah yes, watching people's ground gets hit, has never been better

[@春雨的春雨雨]

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for bringing me laughter

[@jakeilano6821]

It's the simplest yet the greatest running sense of humor known to mand in all of history. It will never stop being funny 😁 😆 🤣 😂.