The most Violent Kirby game 2

[@JohnnyTheBoi]

Seeing the way that chat hit on Miracle Matter and Zero-Two, I am genuinely terrified of what they could do for Dark Meta Knight and Dark Mind if you finish Amazing Mirror.

[@denzellizasuain563]

Chat has a dominant power fetish cause they only want gods that can erase their life's in nano seconds

[@roaringthunder115]

Same

[@cunkjunk]

@@denzellizasuain563 lmao same

[@MitoNova583]

chat specifically has it down bad for shapes

[@JohnnyTheBoi]

@@MitoNova583 like dodecahedrons, for example.

[@impcamper9055]

The only thing missing from this is fail boat’s mental breakdown trying to get all the crystals

[@syweb2]

Ah, but he did. How else do you think he fought 02?

[@dimitribottjen2495]

@@syweb2 The point is that he didn't show it, not that it didn't happen

[@undertalegamer8571]

@@syweb2 we know, we're complaining that it was cut from the video

[@MitoNova583]

give us the Neo Star cut Daniel Failboat

[@BuildGlines]

I want to see this

[@MCFawful]

Hurting Miracle Matter with food is equivalent to hurting Void Soul with friend hearts in Kirby Star Allies

[@Player_Electric]

Miracle Matter hates food, that's the only part of the lore i needed!

[@sick_trix]

Boy oh boy! I sure love eldritch horrors beyond my mortal comprehension in a children’s game

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Laughs in rated T

[@schnig01]

And Chat does love them in a "different" way.

[@luckywii8731]

"Children's game" Lol, kirby is the definition of "don't judge a book by its cober"

[@sobersplash6172]

that's just kirby in a nutshell

[@steveluvscows2490]

Ah, sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

[@dynomite9524]

Fun fact, I think the reason 02 has a tree bottom is because it's quite literally the root of all evil

[@close2metvthebluesquare279]

What do you mean by 02? Edit: Nevermind, you just worded it kinda weird

[@Lar_me]

I once read that the original concept for Zerotwo was going to involve its spine being ripped out instead of the thorn tail (as a callback to Zero's eye being ripped out in Dream Land 3), but it was decided against for being too graphic. I wish I could remember the source though.

[@hunterchichester5720]

Nah pingus

[@SemiHypercube]

The editing, commentary and gameplay are all on point as usual. I love seeing him have fun in this game

[@oh_no318]

@Pig 🅥 ratio + no one cares + touch grass

[@Estfireemblem]

@@oh_no318 its a tie

[@kwagz3314]

I kinda wish he included his escapade of trying to get that one shard in the lava level with Fire/Ice. Still a hilarious video either way.

[@TruelyAstern]

He's probably gonna make it a seperate video. But Failboat's bad at keeping promises so who knows

[@syweb2]

@@TruelyAstern I mean, did he even promise that in the first place?

[@constellationmaker145]

@@TruelyAsternand he did

[@Nintendofan1389]

I'm surprised that no one said "your the miracle that matters to me" when people were hitting on miracle matter

[@AtJoee230]

that makes a lot of sense

[@Nintendofan1389]

@@AtJoee230 8jr

[@Nintendofan1389]

@@AtJoee230 ikr

[@MUI_Noam12]

Low hanging fruit

[@constellationmaker145]

i mean no one knew his name so

[@jacedawg355]

at this point i'm convinced dan is a kirby youtuber now. dude's not even going to cover pokemon scarlet and violet when it comes out.

[@ayo.2022]

Nah he definitely will. He'll probably do a "But Some Funny Stuff Happens" video and a challenge video but Kirby's been treated pretty well this year so I guess he's just enjoying it while it lasts.

[@J4CKNO1R]

I'm glad

[@TruelyAstern]

Failboat playing games that isn't Kirby is a myth. It will never happen.

[@lofi_horizon]

he doesn’t even know the leaks…

[@AnachronisticAstronaut]

@@lofi_horizon theres leaks?

[@GummyPikminProductions]

8:28 Full Ver Frosty the Snowman Decided that one day That if you see him approaching You should pick a god and pray Frosty the Snowman Ate nitroglycerin He was made of snow But the children know That there lies a bomb within Must’ve been some magic In that old silk hat they found For when they placed it on his head There were dead bodies around Frosty the Snowman The word got around town Now everyone knew His secret too Frosty had let out a frown Frosty the Snowman Decided that one day That if you see him approaching You should pick a god and pray Thumpity thump thump (2x) Look at frosty go Thumpity thump thump (2x) Gonna kill someone though (Might finish might not)

[@bellaworld1126]

Why isn't there more likes on this???

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

This was pretty badly put together if fix this

[@neogenesis1097]

Peak.

[@DeyAxolotlgod]

Banger song

[@GochikoVR]

Failboat is the type of person that would sit down in a chair and do nothing for 50 minutes straight before doing anything productive

[@zluigi2816]

Relatable

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Same

[@cunkjunk]

he's just like me fr fr

[@rapogirl1391]

I feel called out...

[@thechaosambassador]

Me when I wake up

[@internettrash437]

Another day, another witness of chat flirting with a god

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

@JJ Shorts 🅥 no :)

[@Fl0wer1235]

@Morbius 🅥 stop spamming

[@Ascendwithgorb.]

Didn't they flirt with literal *p o l y g o n s* a while back?

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

@@Ascendwithgorb. yup!

[@justuraverageangel3529]

I need a compilation of Chat hitting on Kirby bosses

[@StylishMario]

Kirby having to adopt enemies knows what he’s doing cause of that little cute face of his and sends them back to their deadly locations lol

[@cozymorales264]

8:54 BRO I NEVER NOTICED THE EYES

[@HollyClementine]

Lmao the physical description of Dan is perfect 00:22 “The most notable feature is it’s vividly colored maracas” 🤣

[@poninefreak3321]

And the “detached ball shaped hands”

[@comac4719]

out of all the food combinations, his mind had to go with MEAT MILK

[@beanthebeanytps9574]

Yum

[@decalz]

Good spike attack, how about my… _MEAT MILK_ 🤨

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

🤨📸

[@buddyluigi4902]

Don’t forget about the chat eating buckets.

[@robert.7230]

@@jessicaflynn2179 it already sounds too wrong from the start

[@sythrus]

the massive timeskip that was just completely ignored between the miracle matter fight end and the 02 cutscenes makes this even funnier.

[@ValueNetwork]

I love how zero 2 was a staple of old KZbin. unironically most of the Kirby content i see on my KZbin page today is a Zero 2 remix from 2010-13 made in windows music maker. filled with 144P Thumbnails, Musical inconsistency and Lyrics that go surprisingly hard despite being in a era before Lyrical remixes were common

[@deletoblue6063]

Hearing someone say: “It’s giving us the bedroom eyes” and it being directed to the Kirby Zero-Two is easily the most frightening thing I’ve ever heard. Context: 13:32

[@kingstonlovely7404]

I wanna think that void would be like a strict parent and chat and 0 would be the runaway lovers, idk, seems possible

[@MetaOSC]

9:32 ‘hmm, I think I’m going to die’ he says casually.

[@memesfrommycomputer]

Also i cant believe that he actually made almost a whole page on the Kirby Wiki only for it to be shown for about 5 seconds or less. Pure determination Edit: MOTHER IM FAMOUS

[@StupidlyStupid]

@JJ Shorts 🅥no one cares + ratio

[@samboi123]

@JJ Shorts 🅥 No

[@Jesty.r]

When?

[@plushie9135]

@@StupidlyStupid ratio success!

[@brooksiebear19II]

Yes, it was edited from Chacha’s page.

[@Shimmeringashes.]

6:02 bird dominance my new favorite failboat quote

[@EClips_Toast]

“Meat milk” is now my new go to out of context lines from failboat

[@GraysonVidourek-bv3px]

Another solid one: Ah yes, my favorite, ABABUBABA.

[@Shmu82]

I wish we got edited versions of the whole streams, because I really wanna see his funny commentary on the whole game but I really don’t have time to watch an hours long vod

[@cuteygooki]

10:53 Miracle Matter is lactose intolerant

[@Epik574]

0:37 This is why you never fall to peer pressure.

[@KLINGUx]

ripbozo

[@PuffyPinkSpirit]

8:28 Frosty the Snowman decided that one day, that if you see him approaching, you should pick a god and pray. 8:45 *cha cha*

[@LegendofKal]

10:58 I was not expecting that combination of words, and the way he said it was just too hilarious!

[@oghcuteanimationhq5121]

WHY DID HE MOAN 😳📸

[@pawnmallow7714]

7:13 he hit his head too hard on the robot

[@chalkwarrior5542]

i'm pretty sure i was here for this stream and i nearly coughed out my dinner hearing the text-to-speech doing its thing. there were too many donations with messages and the text-to-speech actually gave out _several times_ if i recall correctly.

[@venomasmark14]

best part is: Miracle Matter does have 20 sides, meaning your insult worked (I also ordered 3 dice sets with a white base, and red on them in some way, whether it be blood splatters or red numbers)

[@tfisahandlebro]

12:57 KIRBIES CALLING THE POLICE

[@Fireafyanimations299]

that scream that he does at 11:13 tho- 💀

[@constellationmaker145]

sssTOOAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHH-

[@slimewizard7350]

Welcome back to another episode of “failboat tries to find a pet that doesn’t die after 5 seconds”

[@frostyvoid827]

3:20 - there’s so few games that I see a buzzsaw _white palace flashbacks_

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT WRETCHED PLACE

[@anonymousloris]

I had diseases watching my brother beat the white palace

[@ImJustHere8888]

8:26 my favorite Christmas song

[@jordy_de-zee]

kzbin.infoUgkxYgAKoOAkHVnbFS_umt8_dB3XEbL1pO3R

[@ninjatintin9074]

11:00 the true legend

[@thedoodlianfella]

Isle of Cursed. For sure.

[@stocktonlevel1goblin]

MILK ATTACK

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

8:28 Thank you for the free lyrics for the DS Ruins Christmas Carols Collection Volume 2

[@theemeraldproductions8886]

"And in the end, Kirby fell down the stairs and passed away" OMORI fans: "Hey, I've seen this one before!"

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

How will Kirby get the pizza he ordered now?

[@polk1203]

Imagine a kirby omori au, Who would be who?

[@charltm]

@@polk1203 may I offer meta knight Aubrey have a good day/night

[@AnachronisticAstronaut]

@@polk1203 gooey as kel and dark matter as hero /j

[@AnachronisticAstronaut]

@@polk1203 kirby as mari considering the end of the video, maybe waddle dee as sunny, unsure about OMORI himself, maybe the crows(?) from forgotten land (they carry the cages) as the red hands?

[@nicholasstocker6866]

8:27 Ah yes, my favorite Christmas song. 🤣

[@billieharris4773]

Frosty the snowman! Decided that one day! That if you see him approaching! *You should pick a god and pray!*

[@d1gital.star.]

Dan is probably obsessed with Kirby, he's been playing it non-stop

[@jonathanhernandez8285]

8:28 Now that's the best Frosty the Snow-Bomb song I've ever heard.

[@mato250]

this is honestly my favourite part of the video lmao

[@kakao-katze]

The second last boss legit made me feel like how the fever dreams I had when I was a kid made me feel. Maybe it was the design, maybe it’s the delirium, but why does Kirby, of all places, need these cosmic horrors plaguing my dreams?

[@spamielentertainment]

4:48 Kirby wielding light saber as Harry Potter music plays

[@terencetsang9518]

John Williams did also do HP though. Hedwig's theme (the one quoted here) in particular also has a section which sounds a lot like a Star Wars piece.

[@pikanachuster4032]

Oh the editing was phenomenal for this video and the whole thing was so fun and so cohesive. It was such a well done affair. Chat flirting with 02 always gets me to grin. Banger video!

[@ExoticPotato1172]

8:28 was hilarious

[@CHILLIN2540]

13:49 Why must this image be placed into my mind directly before I commence the consumption of dumplings

[@meganberonio9074]

Fr😂

[@EXEFaker]

7:02 hamster named Ricc: *walc* KineMaster Fish: *FUCKING DIES*

[@AmiraTheAmitrian]

7:18 Hey look its past me in the chat, Your Local Robloxian used to be me

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

14:19 This is the only ship I want in my Kirby games!

[@jonathanlatoni8]

Not the only Kirby ship I have but the one that makes the most sense and is sorta canon.

[@asuperrandomguy8266]

Taranza and not currupted Sectonia

[@jonathanlatoni8]

@@asuperrandomguy8266 that is one my other ships also pretty it was a mistake but it’s “ Taranza” not “Tirana’s”

[@jonathanlatoni8]

Not Toranza it autocorrected.

[@anonymousloris]

i don't want ANY ship

[@Lazer_Specter]

Ahem, GENERAL KENOBI! This game has a double bladed lightsaber therefore prequel memes are valid to make and with that title I couldn't resist.

[@someweirdo428]

This is a bucket 8:09 There’s more No

[@Livereater4000]

Reply to this comment if you want to live in North Korea

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

@@Livereater4000uhhhhh, yeahhhhh…

[@Illager22]

​@@Livereater4000tf2

[@gren8te319]

6:19 ya kinda deserved to get smushed after that plug pun, boat

[@mutafyanny]

10:24, those are not all dead, there are just sleeping, because the health bar is reffered as "stamina", but he acutally die in some games like mass attack

[@holehorse6838]

5:29 kirby landed on a buzzsaw and is now dead

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

Chat… I can understand being down bad for Elfilis. But being down bad for Miracle Matter? That’s where I draw the line.

[@MoonlightStatic]

Elfilis already has nsfw

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

@@MoonlightStatic Oh. I'm well aware of that.

[@noraventura9006]

how tf does that work

[@CementConsumer77]

@@MoonlightStatic AH HELL NAW MAN

[@MoonlightStatic]

@@CementConsumer77 yyyyep

[@carhem20]

8:28 hit me so hard that i fell off my chair

[@gamingfluddy1534]

Mom: “if your friends jumped from a bridge will you” 5 year old me: 0:37

[@YourLocalStupidBrazillian]

Lmaoo

[@Flowery0]

4:30 yes there are. They are all the melons i have ever seen irl in Russia

[@ayo.2022]

Mankind's next mission is to make an entire Failboat wiki that has the same energy as the page shown at the start of the video

[@TheCallie]

0:31 is the part where the bird wanted to see God

[@megabotuploadthings]

5:54 that’s where Neko’s comes from

[@randomtheorist251]

I like how he got the lightsaber and the Harry Potter theme started playing.

[@Not-The-Best]

0:03 I’m laughing at the fact he jumped at kirby sucking at a waddle dee

[@premierballreal]

Where did the animation come from

[@braedenmu5380]

3:22 HollowKnight players after hearing Buzzsaw: *flashbacks to PoP*

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Actually, It's just a flex, not trauma

[@Jam._.]

4:58 thats harry potter music

[@bonkers5451]

That’s the joke lads

[@willphoenix5464]

"And then Kirby fell down the stairs and passed away" IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[@elijahgearhart5116]

A year late, but I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

[@pokechamp7524]

Hello Kirby. What world-destroying threat are you killing today?

[@THECyberStriker]

3:13 We’ll Shiver star has been known as Earth like the forgotten land was an earth clone 👀

[@DrRank]

"I will keep climbing out of Hell so I can kill God." "Or date him. Can't decide."

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Oh goodness Fail's chat has discovered how to flirt. We're doomed.

[@TT-rl7pu]

0:23 “Physical Appearance: Daniel Failboat is a pale, sphere-shaped creature and always displays an elated smile on its face. It has a small tuft of blond hair, detached, ball-shaped hands, and wears a brown grass skirt. The most noticeable feature is its vividly colored maracas.”

[@Nuklr_rrrTheProtogen]

"Category: Regular Enemy"

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

Everybody knows Failboat's famous maracas

[@JordanLester13]

7:29 lmao

[@ralseidemurrer]

10:59 a wise man once said "why just have a glass of milk, when you can have the entire udder" -Sam,O,nela

[@Illager22]

8:44 my favorite part coming up

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

"I see a *buzzsaw.* an instrument of *pain* and destruction." *hollow knight White Palace flashbacks*

[@dazcarrr]

failboat cut out the previous world, where he started bullying people for their names

[@thecoldbeatsofevil1970]

4:54 Failboat: *Star wars* Music in back ground: *Harry Potter*

[@DaSomething162]

2:37 The doctor telling me that the abortion was successful

[@thatoneguy3503]

Idk why but I’m laughing, sorry but it was unexpected

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

LMAO

[@shoeontable2693]

I love your vids dude you can be so funny in Kirby so never stop!

[@CYBERR0CKS]

Canonically accurate kirby is closer to fail

[@RaffaeleDeSimone-j1h]

8:37 best poem ever heard😂

[@CYNTH_14]

1:50 Chewtle Vs. Hisuian Decidueye, Decidueye wins.

[@christianlupercio2612]

Omg💀

[@Kanamo4781]

tittle : kirby but terrifying me , knowing all the lore by heart : so usual kirby ?

[@DapperDunesOfficial]

i was preparing for my funeral as soon as i saw HR-H (the robot boss) reenact a part of the dk 64 song. ( 6:51)

[@otto_ueue]

3:17 "if it moves, it dies" - Failboat 2022

[@kennguin3797]

legit in the bathroom and I read that, thanks failboat for reassuring me that I'm never alone :)

[@spaghetti6143]

13:56 He dosent realize thet there are 2 zero 2s

[@bonker3226]

Ye

[@Mernon4ym6661]

8:20 frosty becomes a domestic terrorist

[@SonicBerri]

5:22 They killed dedede 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pikminfan6778]

Dededead.

[@MitoNova583]

you ever just walk up to a d20 & hit em with the *MEAT MILK*

[@gokudoesntaprove5147]

The fact Kirby blushed means….. Kirby has blood

[@KirbyCoder]

Ah yes, the most terrifying planet in all of kirby: *kirby*

[@dial9119]

11:38 man I really paid $10 for the first half of my username to be read huh? Godammit.

[@phorchybug3286]

6:51 Put yo hands together

[@SebStudI0s]

Failboat's scream makes it so funny

[@AnaKa2019]

If yo wanna clap

[@daxnelson8613]

@@AnaKa2019 as we take you through

[@AnaKa2019]

@@daxnelson8613 this monkey rap

[@imagiking69420]

​@@daxnelson8613This Monke Rap

[@tehoneandonlyyy4074]

Kirby: Defeats an interdimensional god of evil Also Kirby: Proceeds to die from falling down a single flight of stairs

[@Biggchunguss_39thchild]

'Star Wars!" *plays harry potter theme* 4:57

[@spiriox]

This feels like a weird fever dream. It might be since i have a cold nd im tired and it’s 12:00 a d im bored

[@justinrodriguez5957]

Ah yes, I remember that last boss.....specifically all the pain.

[@rosariomendezelizalde372]

Frosty, the snowman~ Desided that one day~ That if you see him aproaching~ You should pick a god and pray~ The best song to exist