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[@onixprime]

6:59 that dog is the sower of chaos

[@eimdeima]

"I didn't do anything" other than screaming for no reason whatsoever....🤷

[@bradleymyers5030]

Exactly, she starts screaming 😱 her butt off freaking the guy and the dog out and then insists that she didn't do anything.

[@mers3481]

After he himself screamed...

[@oevilone]

I dunno why but that clip made laugh so hard I could barely catch my breath

[@ButterflyMatt]

He was doing helicopters in his recliner before she ever made a sound. Nice try, but the man was the emotional wreck in this one.

[@oldageisdumb]

@@ButterflyMatt”Doing helicopters” that made me chuckle

[@riverraid81]

The dog waking up the couple was priceless.

[@TheLastArbiter]

1:37 Love how he helps the ladder up instead of the man that he let fall

[@riverraid81]

Right? 😆😆

[@scottmcshannon6821]

that ladder looked like it was rated for about 50 pounds max.

[@larrywest42]

And who stands _right next_ to someone climbing up a ladder and doesn't grab on it to help steady it? I think there's some ugly history between Mr Greenshirt and ... his father???

[@Mithrandir6622]

He said I'm not satisfied, try again

[@lufcik69]

he clearly didn't want help

[@DansBeau]

7:00 woman screams like hell - "I didn't do anything" 😂

[@kingvega666]

Couple of big dumbasses 🤣

[@AlexanderOrion]

What the hell was that? 😂 She looks at the floor and starts screaming... imagine driving and she is next to you

[@ronwhite8503]

The dog has more intelligence than those two combined.

[@iteerrex8166]

She has problems, that wasn’t normal. So freaking annoying.

[@iteerrex8166]

The first two replies I didn’t send. After I calmed down I wrote a 3rd one. Wtf was that 🤦‍♂️

[@immabigkidnow1]

The confetti spraying all over the food actually made me so mad😂

[@PANCHO15108]

Yeah idk how they thought it was going to go lol.

[@williamr1088]

Such a waste even the Father looked at her annoyed like what the heck.

[@kingvega666]

I mean they treat women like paper weights in these islamic nations then expect them to not be stupid. They prolly beheaded her in town square or some barbaric shit.

[@acehandler1530]

You must be hungry 🙂

[@gavin.lannan]

@@acehandler1530 bigkidnow has a food addiction and stares at other people's plates, sad 🤢

[@MrDR1F7R]

6:30 sure the fire was a fail, but props to them staying calm, and dealing with it. unlike most these videos where they freak out and make it 10x worse.

[@panicmosem5969]

And was that FLOUR?!?! You're supposed to use baking soda, but that looks like a bag of flour!

[@MrDR1F7R]

@@panicmosem5969 yeah, dont use flour xD shit burns.

[@elgentleman6259]

That was 10x worse than putting a wet tea towel on it. If you're rummaging through your cupboards to find something random to throw on a fire, you have already begun the process of freaking out.

[@willharbison7017]

I'm surprised the glass lid didn't shatter.

[@BlueMounder]

Bro the couple in the living room and recliner 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldageisdumb]

7:50 Cat: “I’m so here for this”

[@lw3269]

3:18. The bridesmaid continuing to scatter flower petals on the bride as she was lying on the ground was hilarious.

[@beavis1887]

We’ve all been there so you kinda feel bad, but the 2 people waking up panicking cause the dog barked was really funny.

[@peterfoldvari1329]

​@@jayvander5853the guy panics, jumps out of his chair and faceplants while yelling "WHAT", it's like he expects the Russian mafia to come for him. That's what scared the woman, her screaming is the most understandable thing in that clip...

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Them swearing constantly tells you how many IQ points are in that room. The dog is the smartest one in that room.

[@NautilusGuitars]

@@peterfoldvari1329 No, the guy tried to turn around to see what the dog was maniacally barking at, then accidentally fell and then the woman immediately starts hysterically screeching over and over again like an absolute banshee for no reason. Then he reacts thinking she's seeing something he's not and only says "What" _after_ her screaming. Then she acts incredulous as if she didn't do anything, and when he says "you scared me" she becomes petulant. You can literally watch the clip again at 7:00 and confirm exactly what I just described. If you watch videos like these, one of the most common tropes is women screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason and making the situation 10x worse because of it. It's literally a meme at this point. Men and women both do their equal share of idiotic things. Pointing out one isn't an attempt to negate the other. The woman here was the one reacting disproportionately. The guy literally was just trying to figure out what, if anything, was going on, and simply fell on accident doing so.

[@peterfoldvari1329]

@@NautilusGuitars He yells "what" followed by a gorilla noise as he faceplants first, before the woman screams... Literally just watch the video. The dude is panicking out of his mind to begin with, I genuinely can't comprehend how you people can't see that. It's some weird ass bias you got there.

[@NautilusGuitars]

​@@peterfoldvari1329 You clearly didn't rewatch it. I gave you the exact time. All you had to do was click on it to watch what happens. I wrote my comment with the video up in another window to describe it exactly as it happens. And I'm doing the same now. You're verifiably wrong. Dude was not "panicking out of his mind from the beginning". He simply woke up, turned to assess the situation, and then tried to get up, but fell and made a noise like anybody would. It was more of a slurred "whoah". Fail Army subtitles are notoriously inaccurate. Even if he did say "what" it doesn't matter. Before he even gets back up, the woman is screaming her head off, which startles him, as it would anybody, and he turns around in shock to see what she's screaming at. He sees nothing, but she _continues to scream_ several more times like a maniac, then he turns to look out the window, finally realizing there's nothing. Then he just looks at her dumbfounded, rightfully so, and she acts incredulous as if he's the one who was escalating the situation, then basically tried to blame him. Watch the video again at half speed and read my description. I've literally watched it several times while writing this to make sure I described it _exactly_ as it happened. Your interpretation is objectively wrong.

[@Nitramrec]

6:59 min.: How a panic excalates! 🤣

[@ronwhite8503]

In imbeciles.

[@dinaghikas7933]

3:55 that "G'morning!" was an unqualified success.

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

That one with the dog who woke up the sleeping people was PRICELESS. I’m still laughing over that one.

[@arklinmike]

1:50 What beautiful vegetation - especially the Face Plant! 🤣

[@namelastname9578]

1:45 when faced with a choice between the first and the second, he chose the ladder. Thank you, thank you 🙏

[@gecho194]

7:02 "Honey get the gun, shoot something!"

[@bluewin896]

7:00 imagine being the one walking outside hearing all the screaming and some dude looking at you like some psycho

[@kgal9657]

LMFAO 😂 I can totally see him peering out with a perceived visage of malcontent and utter bewilderment as all hell screeches out in the background. Such a response of unbridled histrionics. Yes, a fail by every measure except the dog but lol we're here for it.

[@marvinc.banihit1957]

0:15 this made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

[@sSteppingStones]

i think it is the way he walked

[@patbl61]

Too bad they cut the video because you can hear his girlfriend laugh in the original video it's even funnier

[@jeremy____5747]

He's like my cat, diving for cover anytime there's even a slightly loud noise.

[@BillyNoMates1974]

how to hide really quickly

[@jeremy____5747]

"How Not to Be Seen"

[@mspecas1]

That lady screaming must be a joy to live with 😅😅😅😅

[@scottmcshannon6821]

the dog destroys all their outdoor furniture and she talks to them like they just invented alcohol and she is thrilled.

[@dewdrop7648]

What scares me yet fascinates me the most ... Is the number of people who just don't take the time to THINK THINGS THROUGH! : )

[@ericbartol]

6:58 OMG! That is so funny! A dog doing his job, and the result is great!

[@glassslippers87]

6:58 dog be like, " nobody sleeps if I can't sleep!" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@RazLightbringer]

4:03 Critical fail, then 4:12 critical success 👌

[@williamr1088]

3:45 a terrible waste of food with a Confetti popper. That poor girl. You can tell the father is completely annoyed the way he looks at that woman.

[@dal20402]

1:45 the hammer falling off him got me.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

It's strange to see them fall so painfully, but they're still smiling so brightly.😂

[@retr0cat651]

I laugh at my own pain as well makes it easier to handle 😂

[@joe125ful]

@@retr0cat651 Agreed i did that too.

[@larrywest42]

IME, the pain usually sets in a few minutes later.

[@tackyman2011]

7:05 "Stop it. Get some help."

[@21_Cabbage_]

6:58 is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[@bufon63]

hahahaha I'm in hysterics too! hahahahaha, a classic!

[@CappyLarou]

That pickup truck should not be on here as a fail, that is a win

[@hideouslyugly]

That truck was a definite win. No garage smashed, no kids run over or toys flattened. Yes, an absolute win.

[@cxzact9204]

The side mirror would beg to differ. RIP 😂

[@McLovin1759]

Use the word literally is a fail for me. It literally rolled off the ramp and into here OR it rolled off the ramp and into here? Express yourself in fewer words. Damn younger generation.

[@Ponkdonker]

​@@McLovin1759Ironically, you have the longest comment.

[@McLovin1759]

@@Ponkdonker Touché

[@ArturoParksKaraNeal]

_Even on my worst days, your videos manage to bring a smile to my face. Thank you for that!_

[@rakuengrowlithe4654]

1:36 Good thing that second dude was there to help him and steady the ladder.

[@FailArmyCentral]

This video is the ultimate reminder to laugh at ourselves sometimes. Great job! 😄

[@zachfoster1847]

6:58 Both sound asleep and then that dog starts barking, guy jumps up and then she starts screaming?! Why??? She reminded me of that lady who was screaming at the deer, come on, somebody has to know what I'm talking about, right? Either way, I had to rewatch this clip of her just standing there screaming lol

[@MrDoomquake777]

6:59 best clip in the whole video 😂

[@jeepliving1]

3:13 The real question is the person wearing an anatomically correct cow costume to a wedding.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Maybe it was the only suit they owned?

[@jeepliving1]

@@stevie-ray2020 That may be it. Or else that's what passes as "formal attire" in their neck of the woods.

[@panicmosem5969]

What an "udder" disaster 😂😂

[@jeepliving1]

@@panicmosem5969 Ouch! 🤣

[@I_am_defo_Clancy]

@@panicmosem5969damn the dad jokes 💀

[@jaze2028]

Videos never give justice on how big and crazy hail can be

[@dustycouch4526]

Her: "I didn't do ______ anything!" Her (Five minutes ago): Screaming Bloody Murder I literally thought she was having a heart attack or some crap like that.

[@ragtimeraver]

Him: "You freaked me out!" Him (five minutes ago): Wildly flailing about and falling out of his chair because the dog barked.

[@dustycouch4526]

@@ragtimeraver even still, her screaming was delayed greatly behind his quieter but more action-packed reaction.

[@Ryuudo123]

7:06 The House of the Crazies right there.

[@jaybee8581]

7:00 such a happy couple

[@adrianslack1008]

Third one falling into cardboard box was such a set up!!

[@Simon-xc5oy]

Well...he does look like a boxer...;)

[@honestreviewer3283]

7:05 WHY is she screaming?

[@GrizzlyBearAtHome]

i'm crying :D

[@randomdude189]

6:59 every dog when nothing happens

[@StormChaserMaci.]

Weather fails: ⚡️⚡️⛈️ Me: 👍🏻

[@OyxiaxD]

It's weird seeing so many people falling on ladders since I've worked about 5 years as a construction worker and can't remember seeing or hearing anyone falling on ladder and trust me I've seen some really fucking sketchy ladder setups

[@123123boobies]

Some people just really need to stay inside because clearly setting a ladder on even, solid ground must be an alien concept.

[@OyxiaxD]

@@droopy_eyesBro I've seen people use things as ladders that don't even qualify as a laddar or a stool of any kind, like a scrap pipe for example

[@erakfishfishfish]

You’re really tempting the universe, you know that, right?

[@evilspyke5760]

8 billion people...

[@eZPlayMicRo]

6:58 this is pure comedy 🤣

[@genkigirl4859]

For the record grasshoppers can and will bite if you hold ‘em like that lol

[@Durwood71]

I assume you're speaking from personal experience?

[@genkigirl4859]

@@Durwood71 sadly yes lol ☹️

[@stevie-ray2020]

Especially when they've grown large enough to be classified as locusts, ..... & yes, I'm also speaking from personal experience!

[@Rickdeckard78872]

04:54 - I really hate when they do that, how shitty of a person you have to be to ruin your daughter's birthday...

[@sSteppingStones]

it was funny

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

Yeah some people don't grow up.

[@oldageisdumb]

@@sSteppingStonesYou wouldn’t think so if you knew how long it takes to do make up and hair and how much she paid for that dress.

[@Ironjawswife]

I know! Ticked me right off. Toxic people always have to ruin every occasion.

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@oldageisdumb Was also thinking how upset she'd be after putting so much time and effort into preparing herself!

[@HOWNOTTWO]

2021 resolution: be as coordinated as these geniuses.

[@jbwarner8626]

3:25 Is this what they mean by "rock it 'til the wheels fall off"? 😆

[@edithcarroll8657]

The couple that freaked each other out 😂😂😂

[@kingvega666]

Some people shouldn't own dogs. Just saying.

[@Enwaiyre]

Why so undemanding? Some people shouldn't even exist 😅

[@schumaje]

My friend’s dog ran into her and knocked her down the stairs. She broke her neck (non-paralyzing), and promptly gave the dog to someone else to keep.

[@Enwaiyre]

@@schumaje This was an unfortunate accident but certainly not the dog's intention. With a few exceptions, animals are not capable of viciousness and cruelty. If the same thing happened to a child, would they be sent to an orphanage?

[@kingvega666]

@@Enwaiyre dogs are not the same as kids. This drives me absolutely nuts about some pet owners. They are incapable of free thought and self awareness. Sure they can be intelligent. The same people put clothes on their dog and let it eat at the dinner table. Wierdos

[@Enwaiyre]

@@kingvega666 thats the point, the owners are nuts👍

[@Mike87eX]

1:35 I love how he goes and helps the ladder up first!!!

[@GalaxyDerg78825]

5:20 OMG literally just scared me and then I laughed when the two girls tried to run away from the little grasshopper.

[@rafaelcorrea1822]

I literally was trying to find a comment about this one. I laughed so hard as I didn't do for a while, and funny is, I'm also kinda irrationally afraid of insects, I related so much 😂😂😂

[@rafaelcorrea1822]

The sister's face is priceless being pushed

[@randolfo1265]

5:33 - Yep, it fell. Very good at predicting the future!

[@PyroIsBack]

7:00 WTF is wrong with those people?

[@ckoritko]

“Love is patient….”

[@erisen960]

0:08 Damn, it could have been easily a very nasty knee injury.

[@allegory7638]

"I really really gotta see what's in the box!"

[@andersoncazier490]

@2:14 I feel so awful for that little girl. Just trying to help, and the lady grabs her and gets in her face when she accidentally spills the drink. What else goes on at home?

[@carlyjmc]

That was vile! Poor little girl

[@Frog4Life207]

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. Poor girl didn’t purposely spill it.

[@knihomoladam]

Please create collection where there EVERYONE WAS HARMED 😂

[@larrywest42]

4:03 is a *near-fail* not a fail. And _kudos_ to that couple for letting the 3+ ton Dodge Ram 2500 go past them without trying to stop it. Seriously, many people would have panicked and put their measly 200-250lb bodies in harm's way.

[@thisisanimatorclub6839]

Cars movie in a nutshell be like: 4:03

[@CocoWantsACracker]

Totally agree! I once got out of a much lighter car to help push it up a parking garage ramp it was unable to climb even after the other passengers had gotten out, but the driver and I failed to get the car up again and the space was so narrow I got stuck between the car and the wall. The situation turned from kind of funny to pretty scary in just a few seconds. Fortunately we quickly managed to get the car forward enough for me to squeeze myself out. It taught me to have more respect around cars of any size.

[@Nefville]

Somebody's never been to the beach before. That's what seagulls do.

[@cw4608]

Last clip doggo is lucky to have such an understanding dog mom.

[@nikkoblazi3216]

Right

[@Kragatar]

6:59 There is nothing to fear except fear itself.

[@JonLondrezos]

7:00 that dog is a legend 😅

[@gecho194]

2:46 wet wood, every cyclist I know has wiped out on it at least once.

[@CoCoFarmer]

This video is proof that laughter is the best medicine.

[@phungnguyen3055]

Etrerttrrrtriuiihjjuhuuuuhg🎉😮😮😊😊😊😊🤤😍🤪

[@Untouched_Mind]

0:20 bro's pants-☠

[@TMAX2024]

When in doubt, just laugh it out - especially when it involves epic fails!

[@Untouched_Mind]

@@TMAX2024 bro couldnt stop staring at smth☠

[@animalsarelove82]

0:14 lol the guy diving face first into a box 😂

[@TMAX2024]

Failed so hard, I'm thinking of adding it to my resume!

[@Geno2733]

6:19 His car is... TO-TALLED

[@NSBproduct]

2:55 GOOD MORNING🤣 AND LAUGHED AGAIN=))

[@hexhybrid]

3:50 bro is pissed

[@TheDramacist]

7:02 Dumb 7:06 and Dumber

[@deanalberto9082]

8:05 here comes Prince Charles at his coronation as the King!!!

[@WesternIssue]

I love you FailArmy for making our days way more than just a little bit better!!!💗💗💗

[@rocketraccoon1976]

07:45 Good Kitty! 😼

[@TMAX2024]

This fail brought to you by my undeniable talent for comedic mishaps!

[@brandonwhalen1616]

I like how alot of the guys just accept it like the one in the chair and the 9ther guy in the box XD

[@joseapsantos3633]

Boa noite, momentos hilários. Parabéns pelo vídeo.

[@TetraSky]

5:58 when you're too busy to look at your phone... to even look where you're going.

[@larrywest42]

7:55 is the cat dropping the eggs on ... _a dog's back?_

[@g.iantamongtitans]

I get that the screeching serves a purpose in the survival of the species sorta way, but MAN I wish those who were prone to it were aware of it. Yes, something alarming has happened. No, there is no need to screech.

[@arkadiuszkisza]

Thanks for this funny Videos 😅😅

[@TheLastArbiter]

0:41 I feel like I’ve heard this exact sound in videogames so many times if you open a stone door or a box or something

[@collectioneur]

Even the trees don't seem to be properly secured...

[@brax8771]

14:23 This one is my fav

[@That-Guy-79]

4:15. Like a glove!! Allrighty then.

[@Maciek1704]

0:34 in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti 0:37 in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti XD

[@adamoates9969]

2:18 look at how the mum grabs the kid for spilling the drink.. not a fan of that

[@tedlogan521]

FYI flour is actually flammable. The like dust can catch.

[@GeorgeJansen]

4:02. Thanking God them babies were not harmed ❤❤❤❤

[@MacTrontoFesnatti]

Footage of natural disasters and widespread damage should not be considered a fail of anyone in the video, but on us for being entertained by it.

[@TowerGold-uf8ny]

Thank you, I am amazed watching these wonderful moments

[@kojoyeboah7]

First clip... Playboy suddenly became Puddleboy😂

[@evilspyke5760]

"i didnt do anything" except scream bloody murder multiple times for no reason. why you both so jumpy? bad neighborhood?

[@Kyle-dk9qm]

6:57 So funny!

[@biscoitodesal]

1:36 crazy that the guy went for the ladder.

[@arusirham3761]

3:23 A cow standing on two legs 😮

[@ronwhite8503]

There were many cows on two legs in that clip.

[@erintyres3609]

4:41 Despite his costume, I am sure that man is not chicken!