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[@eimdeima]

"I didn't do anything" other than screaming for no reason whatsoever....🤷

[@bradleymyers5030]

Exactly, she starts screaming 😱 her butt off freaking the guy and the dog out and then insists that she didn't do anything.

[@mers3481]

After he himself screamed...

[@oevilone]

I dunno why but that clip made laugh so hard I could barely catch my breath

[@ButterflyMatt]

He was doing helicopters in his recliner before she ever made a sound. Nice try, but the man was the emotional wreck in this one.

[@_the_dude_abides_]

Women are ridiculous

[@onixprime]

6:59 that dog is the sower of chaos

[@DansBeau]

7:00 woman screams like hell - "I didn't do anything" 😂

[@kingvega666]

Couple of big dumbasses 🤣

[@AlexanderOrion]

What the hell was that? 😂 She looks at the floor and starts screaming... imagine driving and she is next to you

[@ronwhite8503]

The dog has more intelligence than those two combined.

[@iteerrex8166]

She has problems, that wasn’t normal. So freaking annoying.

[@iteerrex8166]

The first two replies I didn’t send. After I calmed down I wrote a 3rd one. Wtf was that 🤦‍♂️

[@TheLastArbiter]

1:37 Love how he helps the ladder up instead of the man that he let fall

[@riverraid81]

Right? 😆😆

[@scottmcshannon6821]

that ladder looked like it was rated for about 50 pounds max.

[@larrywest42]

And who stands _right next_ to someone climbing up a ladder and doesn't grab on it to help steady it? I think there's some ugly history between Mr Greenshirt and ... his father???

[@Mithrandir6622]

He said I'm not satisfied, try again

[@oldageisdumb]

7:50 Cat: “I’m so here for this”

[@MrDR1F7R]

6:30 sure the fire was a fail, but props to them staying calm, and dealing with it. unlike most these videos where they freak out and make it 10x worse.

[@panicmosem5969]

And was that FLOUR?!?! You're supposed to use baking soda, but that looks like a bag of flour!

[@MrDR1F7R]

@@panicmosem5969 yeah, dont use flour xD shit burns.

[@elgentleman6259]

That was 10x worse than putting a wet tea towel on it. If you're rummaging through your cupboards to find something random to throw on a fire, you have already begun the process of freaking out.

[@willharbison7017]

I'm surprised the glass lid didn't shatter.

[@immabigkidnow1]

The confetti spraying all over the food actually made me so mad😂

[@PANCHO15108]

Yeah idk how they thought it was going to go lol.

[@williamr1088]

Such a waste even the Father looked at her annoyed like what the heck.

[@kingvega666]

I mean they treat women like paper weights in these islamic nations then expect them to not be stupid. They prolly beheaded her in town square or some barbaric shit.

[@acehandler1530]

You must be hungry 🙂

[@gavin.lannan]

@@acehandler1530 bigkidnow has a food addiction and stares at other people's plates, sad 🤢

[@riverraid81]

The dog waking up the couple was priceless.

[@jeremiahsmith2037]

We’ve all been there so you kinda feel bad, but the 2 people waking up panicking cause the dog barked was really funny.

[@peterfoldvari1329]

​@@jayvander5853the guy panics, jumps out of his chair and faceplants while yelling "WHAT", it's like he expects the Russian mafia to come for him. That's what scared the woman, her screaming is the most understandable thing in that clip...

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Them swearing constantly tells you how many IQ points are in that room. The dog is the smartest one in that room.

[@NautilusGuitars]

@@peterfoldvari1329 No, the guy tried to turn around to see what the dog was maniacally barking at, then accidentally fell and then the woman immediately starts hysterically screeching over and over again like an absolute banshee for no reason. Then he reacts thinking she's seeing something he's not and only says "What" _after_ her screaming. Then she acts incredulous as if she didn't do anything, and when he says "you scared me" she becomes petulant. You can literally watch the clip again at 7:00 and confirm exactly what I just described. If you watch videos like these, one of the most common tropes is women screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason and making the situation 10x worse because of it. It's literally a meme at this point. Men and women both do their equal share of idiotic things. Pointing out one isn't an attempt to negate the other. The woman here was the one reacting disproportionately. The guy literally was just trying to figure out what, if anything, was going on, and simply fell on accident doing so.

[@peterfoldvari1329]

@@NautilusGuitars He yells "what" followed by a gorilla noise as he faceplants first, before the woman screams... Literally just watch the video. The dude is panicking out of his mind to begin with, I genuinely can't comprehend how you people can't see that. It's some weird ass bias you got there.

[@NautilusGuitars]

​@@peterfoldvari1329 You clearly didn't rewatch it. I gave you the exact time. All you had to do was click on it to watch what happens. I wrote my comment with the video up in another window to describe it exactly as it happens. And I'm doing the same now. You're verifiably wrong. Dude was not "panicking out of his mind from the beginning". He simply woke up, turned to assess the situation, and then tried to get up, but fell and made a noise like anybody would. It was more of a slurred "whoah". Fail Army subtitles are notoriously inaccurate. Even if he did say "what" it doesn't matter. Before he even gets back up, the woman is screaming her head off, which startles him, as it would anybody, and he turns around in shock to see what she's screaming at. He sees nothing, but she _continues to scream_ several more times like a maniac, then he turns to look out the window, finally realizing there's nothing. Then he just looks at her dumbfounded, rightfully so, and she acts incredulous as if he's the one who was escalating the situation, then basically tried to blame him. Watch the video again at half speed and read my description. I've literally watched it several times while writing this to make sure I described it _exactly_ as it happened. Your interpretation is objectively wrong.

[@BlueMounder]

Bro the couple in the living room and recliner 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lw3269]

3:18. The bridesmaid continuing to scatter flower petals on the bride as she was lying on the ground was hilarious.

[@gecho194]

7:02 "Honey get the gun, shoot something!"

[@Nitramrec]

6:59 min.: How a panic excalates! 🤣

[@ronwhite8503]

In imbeciles.

[@dinaghikas7933]

3:55 that "G'morning!" was an unqualified success.

[@arklinmike]

1:50 What beautiful vegetation - especially the Face Plant! 🤣

[@bluewin896]

7:00 imagine being the one walking outside hearing all the screaming and some dude looking at you like some psycho

[@kgal9657]

LMFAO 😂 I can totally see him peering out with a perceived visage of malcontent and utter bewilderment as all hell screeches out in the background. Such a response of unbridled histrionics. Yes, a fail by every measure except the dog but lol we're here for it.

[@tackyman2011]

7:05 "Stop it. Get some help."

[@marvinc.banihit1957]

0:15 this made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

[@sSteppingStones]

i think it is the way he walked

[@patbl61]

Too bad they cut the video because you can hear his girlfriend laugh in the original video it's even funnier

[@jeremy____5747]

He's like my cat, diving for cover anytime there's even a slightly loud noise.

[@BillyNoMates1974]

how to hide really quickly

[@jeremy____5747]

"How Not to Be Seen"

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

That one with the dog who woke up the sleeping people was PRICELESS. I’m still laughing over that one.

[@ericbartol]

6:58 OMG! That is so funny! A dog doing his job, and the result is great!

[@zachfoster1847]

6:58 Both sound asleep and then that dog starts barking, guy jumps up and then she starts screaming?! Why??? She reminded me of that lady who was screaming at the deer, come on, somebody has to know what I'm talking about, right? Either way, I had to rewatch this clip of her just standing there screaming lol

[@williamr1088]

3:45 a terrible waste of food with a Confetti popper. That poor girl. You can tell the father is completely annoyed the way he looks at that woman.

[@mspecas1]

That lady screaming must be a joy to live with 😅😅😅😅

[@RazLightbringer]

4:03 Critical fail, then 4:12 critical success 👌

[@dustycouch4526]

Her: "I didn't do ______ anything!" Her (Five minutes ago): Screaming Bloody Murder I literally thought she was having a heart attack or some crap like that.

[@ragtimeraver]

Him: "You freaked me out!" Him (five minutes ago): Wildly flailing about and falling out of his chair because the dog barked.

[@dustycouch4526]

@@ragtimeraver even still, her screaming was delayed greatly behind his quieter but more action-packed reaction.

[@dewdrop7648]

What scares me yet fascinates me the most ... Is the number of people who just don't take the time to THINK THINGS THROUGH! : )

[@CappyLarou]

That pickup truck should not be on here as a fail, that is a win

[@hideouslyugly]

That truck was a definite win. No garage smashed, no kids run over or toys flattened. Yes, an absolute win.

[@cxzact9204]

The side mirror would beg to differ. RIP 😂

[@McLovin1759]

Use the word literally is a fail for me. It literally rolled off the ramp and into here OR it rolled off the ramp and into here? Express yourself in fewer words. Damn younger generation.

[@Ponkdonker]

​@@McLovin1759Ironically, you have the longest comment.

[@McLovin1759]

@@Ponkdonker Touché

[@glassslippers87]

6:58 dog be like, " nobody sleeps if I can't sleep!" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@scottmcshannon6821]

the dog destroys all their outdoor furniture and she talks to them like they just invented alcohol and she is thrilled.

[@jeepliving1]

3:13 The real question is the person wearing an anatomically correct cow costume to a wedding.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Maybe it was the only suit they owned?

[@jeepliving1]

@@stevie-ray2020 That may be it. Or else that's what passes as "formal attire" in their neck of the woods.

[@panicmosem5969]

What an "udder" disaster 😂😂

[@jeepliving1]

@@panicmosem5969 Ouch! 🤣

[@user-jm3mp3uy7d]

@@panicmosem5969damn the dad jokes 💀

[@Co19801003]

5:42 Don't you just love it when your dogs thinks you're playing when you fall and really hurt yourself? Like it's saying: "Get up, wussy, that couldn't've hurt. Let's get rough together next!"

[@21_Cabbage_]

6:58 is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[@bufon63]

hahahaha I'm in hysterics too! hahahahaha, a classic!

[@honestreviewer3283]

7:05 WHY is she screaming?

[@heimatlos9695]

i'm crying :D

[@andersoncazier490]

@2:14 I feel so awful for that little girl. Just trying to help, and the lady grabs her and gets in her face when she accidentally spills the drink. What else goes on at home?

[@carlyjmc]

That was vile! Poor little girl

[@chimichanga4207]

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. Poor girl didn’t purposely spill it.

[@kingvega666]

Some people shouldn't own dogs. Just saying.

[@Enwaiyre]

Why so undemanding? Some people shouldn't even exist 😅

[@schumaje]

My friend’s dog ran into her and knocked her down the stairs. She broke her neck (non-paralyzing), and promptly gave the dog to someone else to keep.

[@Enwaiyre]

@@schumaje This was an unfortunate accident but certainly not the dog's intention. With a few exceptions, animals are not capable of viciousness and cruelty. If the same thing happened to a child, would they be sent to an orphanage?

[@kingvega666]

@@Enwaiyre dogs are not the same as kids. This drives me absolutely nuts about some pet owners. They are incapable of free thought and self awareness. Sure they can be intelligent. The same people put clothes on their dog and let it eat at the dinner table. Wierdos

[@Enwaiyre]

@@kingvega666 thats the point, the owners are nuts👍

[@dal20402]

1:45 the hammer falling off him got me.

[@MrDoomquake777]

6:59 best clip in the whole video 😂

[@larrywest42]

4:03 is a *near-fail* not a fail. And _kudos_ to that couple for letting the 3+ ton Dodge Ram 2500 go past them without trying to stop it. Seriously, many people would have panicked and put their measly 200-250lb bodies in harm's way.

[@thisisanimatorclub6839]

Cars movie in a nutshell be like: 4:03

[@Co19801003]

Totally agree! I once got out of a much lighter car to help push it up a parking garage ramp it was unable to climb even after the other passengers had gotten out, but the driver and I failed to get the car up again and the space was so narrow I got stuck between the car and the wall. The situation turned from kind of funny to pretty scary in just a few seconds. Fortunately we quickly managed to get the car forward enough for me to squeeze myself out. It taught me to have more respect around cars of any size.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

It's strange to see them fall so painfully, but they're still smiling so brightly.😂

[@retr0cat651]

I laugh at my own pain as well makes it easier to handle 😂

[@joe125ful]

@@retr0cat651 Agreed i did that too.

[@larrywest42]

IME, the pain usually sets in a few minutes later.

[@Rickdeckard78872]

04:54 - I really hate when they do that, how shitty of a person you have to be to ruin your daughter's birthday...

[@sSteppingStones]

it was funny

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

Yeah some people don't grow up.

[@oldageisdumb]

@@sSteppingStonesYou wouldn’t think so if you knew how long it takes to do make up and hair and how much she paid for that dress.

[@Ironjawswife]

I know! Ticked me right off. Toxic people always have to ruin every occasion.

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@oldageisdumb Was also thinking how upset she'd be after putting so much time and effort into preparing herself!

[@namelastname9578]

1:45 when faced with a choice between the first and the second, he chose the ladder. Thank you, thank you 🙏

[@PyroIsBack]

7:00 WTF is wrong with those people?

[@rakuengrowlithe4654]

1:36 Good thing that second dude was there to help him and steady the ladder.

[@ethanmop2063]

7:19 "I DIDNT DO ANYTHING" you were screaming and wouldnt stfu

[@iteerrex8166]

Yeah that pissed me so off.

[@adrianslack1008]

Third one falling into cardboard box was such a set up!!

[@Simon-xc5oy]

Well...he does look like a boxer...;)

[@OyxiaxD]

It's weird seeing so many people falling on ladders since I've worked about 5 years as a construction worker and can't remember seeing or hearing anyone falling on ladder and trust me I've seen some really fucking sketchy ladder setups

[@123123boobies]

Some people just really need to stay inside because clearly setting a ladder on even, solid ground must be an alien concept.

[@OyxiaxD]

@@droopy_eyesBro I've seen people use things as ladders that don't even qualify as a laddar or a stool of any kind, like a scrap pipe for example

[@erakfishfishfish]

You’re really tempting the universe, you know that, right?

[@evilspyke5760]

8 billion people...

[@cw4608]

Last clip doggo is lucky to have such an understanding dog mom.

[@nikkoblazi3216]

Right

[@ArturoParksKaraNeal]

_Even on my worst days, your videos manage to bring a smile to my face. Thank you for that!_

[@jaybee8581]

7:00 such a happy couple

[@Ryuudo123]

7:06 The House of the Crazies right there.

[@genkigirl4859]

For the record grasshoppers can and will bite if you hold ‘em like that lol

[@Durwood71]

I assume you're speaking from personal experience?

[@genkigirl4859]

@@Durwood71 sadly yes lol ☹️

[@stevie-ray2020]

Especially when they've grown large enough to be classified as locusts, ..... & yes, I'm also speaking from personal experience!

[@FailArmyCentral]

This video is the ultimate reminder to laugh at ourselves sometimes. Great job! 😄

[@eZPlayMicRo]

6:58 this is pure comedy 🤣

[@jaze2028]

Videos never give justice on how big and crazy hail can be

[@randomdude189]

6:59 every dog when nothing happens

[@g.iantamongtitans]

I get that the screeching serves a purpose in the survival of the species sorta way, but MAN I wish those who were prone to it were aware of it. Yes, something alarming has happened. No, there is no need to screech.

[@allegory7638]

"I really really gotta see what's in the box!"

[@Nefville]

Somebody's never been to the beach before. That's what seagulls do.

[@GalaxyDerg78825]

5:20 OMG literally just scared me and then I laughed when the two girls tried to run away from the little grasshopper.

[@rafaelcorrea1822]

I literally was trying to find a comment about this one. I laughed so hard as I didn't do for a while, and funny is, I'm also kinda irrationally afraid of insects, I related so much 😂😂😂

[@rafaelcorrea1822]

The sister's face is priceless being pushed

[@bjornjonsson8697]

OMG the weird lady waking up screaming and cursing her husband.. wth??

[@erisen960]

0:08 Damn, it could have been easily a very nasty knee injury.

[@jbwarner8626]

3:25 Is this what they mean by "rock it 'til the wheels fall off"? 😆

[@hexhybrid]

3:50 bro is pissed

[@TheDramacist]

7:02 Dumb 7:06 and Dumber

[@HOWNOTTWO]

2021 resolution: be as coordinated as these geniuses.

[@edithcarroll8657]

The couple that freaked each other out 😂😂😂

[@DragonWolfZen]

I didnt do anything.....after just screaming full voiced 4 or 5 times lol

[@Kragatar]

6:59 There is nothing to fear except fear itself.

[@kojowiredu]

First clip... Playboy suddenly became Puddleboy😂

[@knihomoladam]

Please create collection where there EVERYONE WAS HARMED 😂

[@Untouched_Mind]

0:20 bro's pants-☠

[@TobeToday2024]

When in doubt, just laugh it out - especially when it involves epic fails!

[@Untouched_Mind]

@@TobeToday2024 bro couldnt stop staring at smth☠

[@brandonwhalen1616]

I like how alot of the guys just accept it like the one in the chair and the 9ther guy in the box XD

[@ckoritko]

“Love is patient….”

[@Fusion710]

the amount of people that dont train their cats to stay off the counters amazes me. my cat will do it if she smells food, when nobody is around, and gets down immediately when caught. she knows she dont get on the counter lmao

[@kojowiredu]

Exactly! I don't mind cats but not on my wet surfaces like kitchen counters and dining tables. Disgusting.

[@thefightingplumber]

I bet you don't have a Maine Coon cause then that's game over. I had to buy cuttingboards so i have a clean surface, dispite her getting on the counter.

[@CapablePimento]

I always thought the same thing. We have a cat at the moment that is an utter honey badger though. He runs away when caught, and right back after. Maddening. We are trying to wear each other down.

[@baydweller8241]

@@CapablePimento Cats are just intrusive thoughts with whiskers.

[@theurger7455]

It seems your cat isn't trained either if it's still on the counter..

[@DesmondLeongZW]

07:03 I can feel that guy's pain

[@david.ferris]

he is the one that freaked out first after the dog barked

[@adamoates9969]

2:18 look at how the mum grabs the kid for spilling the drink.. not a fan of that

[@JonLondrezos]

7:00 that dog is a legend 😅

[@gecho194]

2:46 wet wood, every cyclist I know has wiped out on it at least once.

[@TheLastArbiter]

0:41 I feel like I’ve heard this exact sound in videogames so many times if you open a stone door or a box or something

[@TetraSky]

5:58 when you're too busy to look at your phone... to even look where you're going.

[@MacTrontoFesnatti]

Footage of natural disasters and widespread damage should not be considered a fail of anyone in the video, but on us for being entertained by it.

[@randolfo1265]

5:33 - Yep, it fell. Very good at predicting the future!

[@deanalberto9082]

8:05 here comes Prince Charles at his coronation as the King!!!

[@StormChaserMaci.]

Weather fails: ⚡️⚡️⛈️ Me: 👍🏻

[@catsanddogsarelove82]

0:14 lol the guy diving face first into a box 😂

[@TobeToday2024]

Failed so hard, I'm thinking of adding it to my resume!

[@LadyDixon100]

Why do people continue to smash people's faces into cakes and pies? It's not only a terrible waste of food, but extremely childish and way overdone!! Just grow up and STOP it!! 🙄 Grow the F up already 🤦

[@BabbittdaWabbitt]

It is the formal start of the “ Male - female antagonism” that is an important part of the institution of marriage.

[@LadyDixon100]

@@BabbittdaWabbitt It's rediculous and childish no matter what or why!! Completely unacceptable under ANY circumstances!! Extremely CHILDISH 🤡

[@kittycupcakes5816]

Some people do it because it's a common thing, especially if the people are goofy and it's funny. It's only not funny if the person gave no consent especially if they talked about it beforehand. Personally for me I wouldn't like my face smashed in cake or pie especially if I said 'no' in the first place. I ain't getting my makeup , outfit and hair (that probably took hours to prepare) ruined😂😂

[@LadyDixon100]

@@kittycupcakes5816 It's STILL CHILDISH and STUPID no matter what or why!! Rediculous 💩🤡

[@Enwaiyre]

As long as people continue watching fail videos it won't stop

[@NSBproduct]

2:55 GOOD MORNING🤣 AND LAUGHED AGAIN=))

[@erintyres3609]

4:41 Despite his costume, I am sure that man is not chicken!

[@NigrumTV]

*7:05** what happened?*

[@iteerrex8166]

The dog barked for some reason, he got worried and fell down, then all hell broke loose with her.

[@samanthaf6482]

😂 he flipped around so fast on her first scream 😱. Then realized she was being an idiot and looked outside. 🤣

[@arusirham3761]

3:23 A cow standing on two legs 😮

[@ronwhite8503]

There were many cows on two legs in that clip.

[@randolfo1265]

0:45 - Practising ballet in the garage? One of these days!

[@lucifriday6288]

The seagulls reminded me of Finding Nemo…mine, mine, mine

[@kbramlett6877]

The girl at the beach @ 2:32 being attacked by the seagulls reminded me of the classic film by Alfred Hitchcock, The Birds

[@biscoitodesal]

1:36 crazy that the guy went for the ladder.

[@antonioaaronosabel9574]

0:18 Cat's in the Bag Now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@artichoke1133]

4:05 I would argue that this started out as a fail, but ended up as a win.

[@TheRealReid35]

0:06 who didnt see this coming? she looks like shes been rollerblading for a week.

[@ovidiuciuparu6421]

5:30 traumatized for life 🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣🥲

[@jaredkelly930]

4:18 that broken mirror says otherwise.

[@collectioneur]

Even the trees don't seem to be properly secured...