Fake Figures - Super Heroes, Shaun the Sheep | Ashens

[@BGProductions2013]

I could not stop laughing when he said "All heroes come, good for them" haha

[@invisibletenants]

All heroes come! And their sidekicks are forever satisfied.

[@donloreastrumbridge5854]

dont u mean cum

[@LividWizard]

Donloreas Trumbridge way to kill the joke, yes that's what they meant but its not blunt and stupid the way they put it

[@ravaged92]

That "Spaceship" is the Mebius Brace from Ultraman Mebius, I believe ( simplified and sans the strap that's used to mount it on a person's arm ). Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Nicolas Cage when looking at that Superman figure.

[@wargreysama]

And here I was thinking, wait, that looks something familiar and out of a tokusatsu.

[@samholdsworth420]

Bizarre. Left over stock I guess

[@thekingsman9773]

My favourite superhero was always Firey Bloke

[@bwinwin7709]

human torch??

[@thekingsman9773]

It's a joke. Atleast watch the video PLEASE

[@thekingsman9773]

I KNOW IT'S HUMAN TORCH, IT'S A REFERENCE TO THE VIDEO

[@bazboyd44]

EdibleSnuggling Good fucking lord.

[@worldofjake2012]

+josh kirby I love how he got everyone's name correct first time and when he got to the Human Torch, he decided to call him Fiery Bloke XD

[@TheIronyGiant]

You've gotta be one of the most inherently funny people in history. You can say anything and I'd laugh.

[@samholdsworth420]

LOL

[@DinoWolf123gaming]

for some reason that really English accent makes everything sound both funnier and elegant like a butterfly

[@mihaelkYeah]

I definitely agree.

[@Kingmewtwoii]

Ashens favorite toy, the hammer of doomed reviews.

[@RealMultipleOrganism]

Mallet ❤

[@Rhiorrha]

"There's some worrying thing between his legs" Yeah, he jumped into that cycle's cockpit too fast. That's the shifter. Alfred's gonna have to get it outta there.

[@Marscow]

Batman: The "Golden" Years! Comes with Batmobility Scooter!

[@brittanyford5603]

Dylan Jones

[@garfiduper5822]

Brittany Ford

[@owlxprss3688]

+Flick NOW AT POUNDLAND!

[@goldengames8792]

i have volume 3.1 and i have no hesitation in saying that they are not logged

[@allisoncook1186]

😂😂😂

[@jasonholland6370]

Ya know? I think "Tiny Golden Batman" would be a great name for a band.

[@Kodocha7]

If I ever start a band, I know what I'm naming it!

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Maybe more of an album name...

[@og4407]

Hold me close now tiny batman...

[@samholdsworth420]

Maybe if you like ska

[@crossmirage]

For those wondering about the use of "deformation", the intended word was "transform". However, since the Chinese word for "transform" can also be used to mean "deform", it confuses machine translators.

[@jadziaedmbambridge]

There's a Shaun the Sheep episode that involves an alien crashing on the farm in a spaceship but that's the only excuse I can think of..

[@Fuzy2K]

5:00 -- That's not Superman, that's Sagetman! By day, he appears on cheesy family sitcoms, by night, he makes bawdy jokes laced with profanity! (also, he sometimes hosts a game show for some reason.)

[@fightingleaf]

Holy crap, you're right! One of his powers is a super potty-mouth!

[@Ihateyouyfga]

@@fightingleaf 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@Ihateyouyfga]

@@fightingleaf oooooomg bro so funny

[@drawingsuperstar252]

It's Jerry Seinfeld as Superman

[@cleanycloth]

"Up, up, and absolutely fucking useless" Best sentence ever.

[@ryandevan2793]

No, Batman v Superman that is Up, up, and absolutely fucking useless. that doesn't even make sense but i don't care!

[@barneygardner5895]

Damn this man can open packages

[@somekindoflandcow]

it helps if you don't care about damaging whatever's inside it

[@DECCAS8]

cheap packaging has shit glue

[@aceplayer555]

Before I die, I hope to meet one of the people who own these companies and take a tour through their production line at the factory.

[@creamy3598]

By factory you mean abandoned warehouse?

[@smearfo5612]

+TheEnterestingEnderman and by abandoned warehouse do you mean basement?

[@emmaballz]

+Aiden Mahoney and by basement you mean sweat shop?

[@rakamandala2004]

And by sweat shop you mean the sewers?

[@dominicmgm]

And by sewers you mean a mud factory?

[@GreasyPhil420]

The nova of the ocean of the cleverness

[@andymadden8183]

Shaun Sheep the: The nova of the ocean of the cleverness.

[@stilljamming]

That's more of a description of the Ashens channel to be honest.

[@worldofjake2012]

FYI In "Shaun the Sheep" the dog is called "Bitzer" and the man is just simply "The Farmer"

[@smb-c3po]

I always thought the dog was Grommet.

[@crazyepicfortnitegamer8426]

Sora Song wrong Nick Park Claymation

[@smb-c3po]

@@crazyepicfortnitegamer8426 I still pretend it's Gromit, literally the same clay puppet.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

@@smb-c3po It isn't though. The heads are different shapes, and they're different colours.

[@smb-c3po]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer This chain is from years ago.

[@TheRobar]

2 and a half years ago I discovered this channel. And despite the long time: its still really funny and not boring. thumbs up for that!

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

Funtastic 4.

[@ThatGenericPyro]

+Opinion Onion Still better than Fan4stic.

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

***** Fun4stic

[@YeahTheDuckweed]

+Opinion Onion I literally just liked your comment because of how derpy my tired, broken voice can pronounce "oPINeon unEON!"

[@YeahTheDuckweed]

+Da-Ja Thinks "O-pin-ion On-ion"? I can't even...

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

fucktastic 4

[@EmmaTheShark]

The Nova Of The Ocean Of The Cleverness

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

THE NUTS OF MY BALLSACK!!!

[@EddieHawkinsII]

The Backstroke of the West!

[@The212b]

"Core demographic of 14 year old Americans" sounds around right.

[@ShellyTheSeal]

The212b as fourteen year old American I can confirm

[@Gerbejbin]

Lillith's Vampires i was 16 when I found Ashens.

[@ShellyTheSeal]

***** That's a cool story But not as cool as me

[@Gerbejbin]

Lillith's Vampires Wat? I seriously just blanked out. I have no idea how to respond to this.

[@TheNeop216]

I'm 15 how dare you

[@wolfyboy]

i think the Batman REALLY has to poo, and is trying to get back home, as quickly as possible, but the scooter only goes half a mile per hour. the thing sticking out under him, is the poo, he can no longer contain.

[@mickeymouse12678]

The ending is the best part!

[@livingchaosmatrix]

Two things. First, I am a 25 year old Mexican living in Mexico. Second, the green thing is a Power Rangers in Space Astro Morpher. 335! MORPH! Is it that that I remember that?

[@zixise]

I'm pretty sure the morphed is from kamen rider

[@kamenraider1175]

@@zixise Doesn't look like a Kamen Rider bit

[@Glimbosgold69]

just came 5 years later to say no one asked

[@ultramanz4006]

Let's rocket! 335!

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

"Shaun Sheep the" "Nova of the ocean of the cleverness" I can't breathe.

[@mariobabbo3497]

The Shaun The Sheep phone sounds like Daft Punk getting beaten up and run over by Ben 10.

[@nukiradio]

4:38 Yo Supes! You forgot to iron your cape!

[@miimows]

that gold batman is clearly taking a dump.

[@Genesis-fe6pt]

> All heros come! > "Good for them" I actually snorted really hard from laughing

[@candiedskull9841]

I can't seem to stop watching these fake figures videos, they're too entertaining.

[@mariobabbo3497]

Bootlegs are like nightmare fuel

[@danxepha4535]

3:28 Battplug?

[@OfficialCheckerSYS]

Shaun the Sheep is my favorite amine.

[@jacobpage7073]

Please stop

[@bryanmartinez6600]

I'm joining this comment favorite anime is obviously Jay Jay the jet plane...which traumatized me in my childhood

[@ayyitstum5419]

+Brian Martinez lol

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

SHAUN THE SHEEP IS MY FAVORITE MEAL

[@ayyitstum5419]

+BigBobBeepers 2.0 LMFAO 😂😂

[@vladthememeguy6672]

7:05 i think this theme is actually one of the themes from an old ussr cartoon about a humanoid-like wolf chasing a humanoid-rabbit but the pitch is slightly higher

[@Gumbypuss664]

Beastars?

[@shannonbriggs100]

It's quite funny that he made that On The Buses reference because I currently have series 5 playing on the TV. I absolutely love that show. Other good shows are Some Mothers Do Ave Em, Love Thy Neighbour and In Sickness and In Health which are just brilliant.

[@KoolKy04schannel]

You know what, I love It when you destroy/burn all of the stuff you're reviewing! It's so cool!

[@jacobpage7073]

?

[@halogensarefun8674]

+WaveGaming The stupidity...

[@TheRX1982]

+Kyle Stanford (KoolKy04) Errrz itsz serrr coolz ashenz...

[@YamiMarik2]

The sound the Shaun the Sheep ship makes is the same sound that a certain bootleg Lightning McQueen made on Mike Mozart's toy channel. Hilarious that sound found more than one use with these rip-off toys.

[@ИванФинагин-н6ч]

10:02 Super power Ben Ten!

[@mariobabbo3497]

It’s also used on a lot of bootleg Ben 10 action figures and Omnitrix toys.

[@spoonman6256]

"That's a reference that will go down really well with my core demographic of 14 year old Americans" THIS IS DISTURBINGLY ACCURATE

[@forteandblues]

Lol I started watching as a 14year old American I feel like. I’m 27 now… still watching these videos… I’m a winner

[@D2101Productions]

*Sees end of video* I love you Ashens.

[@CommonSenseless1993]

He almost made me feel guilty for watching this since I'm in my 20s.

[@Formoka]

BigBad Bryant I'm with you on that. Just found his channel and I'm in the 20s as well.

[@MattCrawley_Music]

Why guilty?

[@tonightsbigloser]

@@MattCrawley_Music since he's in his 20's

[@ignaciocue]

That's no reason to feel guilty.

[@leowalker1408]

Is Spiderman under the Batman Begins logo? ...a few videos later we have Batman Begins getting confused and writing about Spiderman. Spook-eh

[@OdaSwifteye]

Is it. Possible. That the Chinese manufacturers have some form of Batman Begins that stars Spiderman instead of Batman? I'm sure we ask this question all the time but really. What are they thinking?

[@immortanjoe1386]

Lol

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Super Robot Deformation should have been the tag line for the Michael Bay movies.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

+DarkOmegaMK2 Transformers 5: Super Robot Deformation. I'd pay to watch that.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Buzzing Sign Diner i wouldn't

[@davidthefrikr]

+Buzzing Sign Diner I'd go online to watch that.

[@nk11931]

That batman figure got me crying. By far the best thing in the whole video!

[@trerolandscreations5989]

The moment at 9:56 was weird! What's with the hard rock sample coming from that Shaun the Sheep knock-off toy?

[@mariobabbo3497]

It’s some cheap Ben 10 sounds from a lot of bootleg Ben 10 action figures and Omnitrix toys.

[@artrosemedia353]

3:54 Lol I am a 14 year old American and you're right Ashens...I did not get the reference! ;)

[@anonymouslyshady7661]

You are now a 20 year old American

[@MICROmor]

I'm pretty sure those are ultraman knockoff toys

[@thebigstonicfonic]

Only the shaun the sheep arm brace, it takes the Ultraman Mebius and it is just a repaint of it

[@MICROmor]

I knew it looked familiar

[@NEETfreak1]

***** Thanks for pointing this out. Shaun the Sheep knockoffs using Ultraman toys. That is truly bizarre.

[@thebigstonicfonic]

How the hell did they even know Ultraman in the first place, it doesn't even air in English or Polish for that matter

[@ThePandaAgenda]

***** They probably stole the molds from China.

[@cakeloader6411]

The nova of the ocean of cleverness...

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

+The Muffet Man It's phrases like that which make me want to see what toy ads for these KO toys would be like.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

THAT'S WHERE SPIDERMAN BEGAN

[@tomathion9646]

13 year old from UK. I remember last of the summer wine as it was filmed in my village ^^

[@calumreid3914]

Best episode ever! Note to self, no eating cereal while watching ashens

[@MedicFilms]

All heroes come, because if they can't, either they're too old to be heroes or are considered heroine and not heroes.

[@myomadd]

Why can't heroines cum? Just because you've never seen a girl orgasm, doesn't mean they can't.

[@MedicFilms]

I say that's squirting, not cumming. Not sure about everyone else.

[@myomadd]

MedicFilms Uh, cumming is just a term for an orgasm. Trust me, women orgasm more than they squirt.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

01:36 So Phelous' SuperS Heroes set doesn't have Mr. Incredible (or The Hulk Man as he's known on one of the packages) and Ashens SuperS Heroes set does? I'm beginning to think Stuart Ashens is like a British version of Phelous, or that Phelous is a NA version of Ashens... whichever one's funnier.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

HEROINES ARE JUST CHICKS WITH DICKS

[@Robotgrandma]

I believe I actually have the spider-man unicorn bike figure and the ordinary bike one, many great memories.

[@samb4041]

The Nova Of The Ocean Of The Cleverness... (queue dramatic music)

[@xXxCactusJackxXx]

Queue Inception noise

[@RaptorJesus.]

that Bat Mobility Scooter is great XD

[@007bistromath]

I'm impressed by the restraint shown in not mentioning that Superman has a mullet.

[@MattFiler]

I was crying with laughter at the Shaun the Sheep rip-off toys ah ha

[@connorforce01]

I love going into Asian stores to look at toy rip offs. Best way to laugh. :D

[@JdebMkay]

12:59 Now that's something that can transform things!

[@John117markVIspartan]

I LOOOOOVE Shaun the Sheep, Wallace and Gromit and those British claymation, wish I grew up in Britain when they were first created

[@warriorwhacko]

My son watched Shaun the Sheep for what seemed like a billion years to me. Very glad that I never got him anything like those toys featured here. They either have nothing whatsoever to do with the show, or are designed to scare children from never ever sleeping again. The world may never know.

[@briannakubiwood6595]

It's Nicolas cage as Superman! I had to pause the video to say that, then 10 seconds later Ashen says the same thing. This might have actually been molded from a resold mold that Nick had along with his other weird purchases to have a superhero version of himself prier to Ghost Rider.

[@TeamDarko101]

Why does super man look like Nicolas cage

[@JL-jo5fs]

+Þorsteinn teamdarko Because Nicolas Cage plays every role, in every movie, don't you know?

[@TeamDarko101]

That it was legitness

[@Crash__Down]

because Nicolas Cage was going to play Superman in 'Superman Lives' before it's cancelation.

[@trunksrocks1]

+Johan Liljemark Seems legit, everyone knows that he's the only living shapeshifter.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

spider man is the weather man

[@petekeys4542]

How does Ashens know I'm a 14 year old America?

[@Kovac22]

he knows i am too.

[@fshehu3002]

Same, yet I'm not American.

[@StankFoe]

naw mate, he said 14 year old americans.

[@cryo2156]

I'm a 14 from New Zealand.

[@ilovedaddythomas879]

i am a america and i am 16, ha! beat the america system

[@kanesaunders2671]

when that Shaun the sheep thing went off I laughed way too much

[@k.t.1641]

That's the same motorcycle from my old power rangers you! Wow. That's like from 96.

[@Huyimon]

That spoderman was fucking hilarious.

[@thekingsman9773]

helo am spoderman n 2 dai am gona rib dolans haws cu

[@CharliMTF]

josh kirby giv me an big mek

[@crab-time1]

Dj Tomie Blimey.

[@dachieo]

Dj Tomie wtf I just saw you on yandere devs video o_0? Small world

[@CharliMTF]

eel with it Lol

[@Omikron99]

Yeah, Batman riding a BMW C1. Awesome ;)

[@StarDustSid]

'The Nova of the ocean of the cleverness'. I live by those words of wisdom.

[@omarkaliffa8645]

THE NOVA OF THE OCEAN OF THE CLEVERNESS BEST DESCRIPTION EVER

[@jessicalines2418]

Miserable Golden Batman does look a bit like Jeremy Clarkson, if all the muscles in his face melted.

[@Rida_K]

The Shawn the sheep toys are knock offs of power rangers morphers

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

+Squid King I can imagine that "G" thingie is some sort of Super Sentai knockoff.

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

Hentai*

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Teddy Skrub No, what Toei made that got turned into Power Rangers by Saban.

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

I was kidding dam...

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Teddy Skrub :P Yeah, I know that.

[@EatAnOctorok]

~mentions 14 year old americans~ ...Or 18 year old Australians.

[@snowfall_shirayuki2770]

But I'm a 14 year old British man lol

[@skirtingboard]

+Haruhi Suzamiya *14 year old british boy

[@MsPoopdragon]

+Aaron Rayner (As weak as Alexis) 24 year old Canadian

[@lampini]

18 year old American.

[@mrbwabbers4999]

17 year old englandian

[@majotak]

the nova of the ocean of the cleverness part, i swear, made me pass out from laughing to hard.

[@FulgoreElite]

Ashens!!! Wooo No.1 fan... i cant watch your videos without first have something to eat XD so props to you stuart

[@ActuallyTragic]

Ashens: "All heroes come!" Me: In your mother. I'm so mature.

[@marlenevela8700]

Uhgcx. ! Mm o

[@jubbie1122]

***** well badman seems to atleast

[@kennedysvr]

Just stop.

[@superfreegoat]

wasn't it already a pile of rubbish?

[@lolitaphile9613]

Underrated comment! THIS MUST BE LIKED. EVERYBODY CALL EVERY NAVY EVER AND THE POPULATION OF CHINA WE MUST LIKE THIS COMMENT

[@ultramanz4006]

@@lolitaphile9613 I SHALL AID THIS NOBLE QUEST WITH THE MOST POWERFUL OF MAGICS FROM MY HAVOC STAFF!!!

[@PUNISHERMHS_2021]

the flying one makes sense because the 2099 one glides.

[@RondoOfBloodX]

9:38 That thing looks like a cross between the Astro Morpher and the Quantum Morpher.

[@mariobabbo3497]

Or possibly a Ben 10 Omnitrix.

[@TasJ0]

I need a tshirt that says 'Up, up, and absolutely fucking useless'

[@richardisdorky7411]

Batman needs the scooter, looking at his face it's clear he had a stroke?

[@14seandasheep]

I've actually watched On the Buses.

[@captainjackeye8807]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell this XD

[@mrbwabbers4999]

What?

[@Lucia_Says]

+Mr Bwabbers Why doesn't McDonald's sell this XD

[@bryanmartinez6600]

+Jack Scott they give it for free

[@cheatsenabled1662]

"McDonalds" "Dignity" A-are you sure you're thinking of the right company, here...?

[@mchattythetopclassasshole2923]

Because it's too good for them.

[@dahmaster334]

Ive watched so many of your videos about ast least 250 AND I LOVE THEM ALL!! PLUS I SUBSCRIBED BYICHHH, make more!!!

[@agentspongebob6953]

batman in a tuktuk is something I have never needed to see in life, but I've seen it now

[@ManofChrist101]

That pig with his teeth kicked out looks like former PM Gordon Brown.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

LOOKS LIKE FORMER PM GEAUX PHUCK YOURSELF

[@ManofChrist101]

BigBobBeepers 2.0 Calm down. At least you got your brexit today.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

ManofChrist101 My Brexit? Does that mean I can exit the European Union even though I don't live anywhere close to it?

[@ManofChrist101]

BigBobBeepers 2.0 Yes. Just file a petition and they will let you go.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

ManofChrist101 Perfect I'm in.

[@KorgothLD59]

um I'm a 15 year old American thank you very much

[@scrappyscrafty]

+Jeremy Bednorz ur welcome

[@KorgothLD59]

Oh Vladimir

[@KorgothLD59]

Lol idk who it is it's some composer I know that

[@wolfcaliburRX]

+Jeremy Bednorz Its William Moody aka Paul Bearer

[@petekeys4542]

I'm a 14 year old American. O.O

[@qwasd0r]

So Batman is the guy who bought that BMW C1.

[@BFNgaming2024]

Yes I was just thinking that!

[@ThatAnimatronicPerson]

Lol i love how the shaun the toy says ben 10 when its a shaun the sheep toy. And it also has fighting sounds for some reason. Did shaun the sheep and bitzer get into a argument and have a fist fight🤣? Lol

[@RunicRobin]

The noises you make just entices me.

[@HowardHeGerold]

Actual translation for 新变形金刚 is "New Transformers"

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

ACTUAL TRANSLATION IS HOLY FUCK WHY IS MY DICK SO TINY

[@mrbwabbers4999]

Shout out to my dad, letting me get that on the buses reference

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

SHOUT OUT TO MY DAD FOR TELLING ME BEER IS MY BEST FRIEND

[@RanDumbThghts]

I want "The Nova of the Ocean of the Cleverness" on a tee shirt.

[@Total_1337]

You just made my day!

[@SuperFigures-ql2dv]

Alright The first Shaun The Sheep "wrist gauntlet" (the one that plays a remix of "lonely goatherd" from Sound of Music) is a knockoff of the DX Ultramen Mebius Brace The second one is a knockoff of the Power Rangers in Space Astro Morpher, while the sounds it plays are from a Ben10 toy The disc launcher thing is also a knockoff of a Ben10 Omnitrix toy

[@TehSpasianOccifer]

Bob Saget as Superman.

[@TheSlashersTube1]

You made my day...

[@-mcpie-6802]

We need (x) for 'SHAUN'

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

SHIT!

[@brandondachelet568]

and presenting bob saget as superman...

[@jaydavid06brown95]

Ashens: shaun the sheep doesnt have space ship Aardman: hold my beer

[@MrTheabsoluteboss]

Thanks for the memo, i'll try to fix this in the future, capitalizing on my words is something that i still have trouble remembering to do. PS. This isn't meant to be malicious under any circumstances, i am truly thankful.

[@Nixonitus]

Fireblast is my dump stat, sadly.

[@ryandevan2793]

Better loosen up on the Tacobell mate!